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Hello, Vex. I'm Vax. I'm another one of the top scientists on Planet Vort. I hope we can meet on chat sometime. No problem here...Just your average Irken.

Welcome to the Wiki! I hope to see you on chat soon! "I have evolved beyond jokes...I am a Robot!" (talk) 15:51, May 27, 2013 (UTC)


just go to this page for the infobox! "I have evolved beyond jokes...I am a Robot!" (talk) 17:02, May 30, 2013 (UTC)

Hi vex I can tell your new here, I hope we meet up in chat sometime :)Xenathu (talk) 03:26, June 1, 2013 (UTC)

I think someone else already on the List of Invaders has to add you. Invadervax (talk) 03:13, June 19, 2013 (UTC)

Message from INVADER JIB[]

Thanks for FLIR'S picture! It looks great. Invader Jib (talk) 14:03, June 23, 2013 (UTC)

Drawing Tools and Blurs[]

Well Vex, thank you for taking interest in my Invader, and I'm glad you like the art as well. If you want to know how I did all the little blurry effects and whatnot, there here you go. I use a drawing software known as Paint Tool SAI, and the software contains a lot of nice drawing tools, such as different types of pens, an airbrush, and a blurring tool. I often use a lot of these tools together in order to create my drawings. If you're interested in this software, you can check it out right here. They even have a free trial I believe.

Paint Tool SAI Link

Invade On, Vex

Invader Mez (talk) 16:58, June 26, 2013 (UTC)

Re: A picture for zyl[]

Zyl has one green eye and one blue eye, has metellaic skin since he's a cyborg, except for one arm and a corner of his face. He's the same height as zim. Thanks!Invader Jib (talk) 02:23, July 4, 2013 (UTC)

BlueInvader Jib (talk) 14:48, July 4, 2013 (UTC) 14:40, July 4, 2013 (UTC)T

The picture looks awsome! Thanks!Invader Jib (talk) 18:15, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Vex. I was wondering if you could make a picture for Invader Vile.

Hi Vex. Just trying to get the "Someone Needs A Hug" badge... I just have to leave a message.

Invader Ark (talk) 02:15, July 9, 2013 (UTC)Invader Ark

That's just Grim. gnore him. He's been here for a lot longer than me. He's inactive.Invadervax (talk) 20:28, July 9, 2013 (UTC)

Thy Picture[]

So, here's the describtion you wanted. Vax has normal antenae, ruby eyes, red PAK spots, a regular uniform with black caller thingies, black sleeves, and regular boots. Invadervax (talk) 05:58, July 13, 2013 (UTC)


ZOMG! thanks so much, the pic looks great!

DEx-invader MAIR (talk) 21:08, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

The Masked Man's mask is white with a big red dot on the forehead. It has brown spots on the cheeks and another red dot on the chin. It is square.


My Nyan Cat profile picture is supposed to be funny. I MAKE MASKS OUT OF VORTIAN SKIN!Invadervax (talk)

Greetings sir, I would like to inquire about whether you could draw a picture of my character for me.

I would also like to speak with you if thats alright.

Greetings sir, I would like to inquire about whether you could draw a picture of my character for me.

I would also like to speak with you if thats alright.

Why do they keep chasing me? (talk) 19:51, July 29, 2013 (UTC)


Sadly, I can not promote them. Ima Robot Fool! (talk) 21:59, July 29, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you thank you thank you! I love the picture!

Why do they keep chasing me? (talk) 18:45, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

IT...IS...PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, by the way, think you could make a picture of Vax's battle helmet? It looks siilar to yours, only the blue parts are purple, there is an antennae-sized satelite on the top, and the antennae are protected by cages of purple metal. INVADER VAX SIGNING OUT! I prefer breaking their bones and THEN vaporizing them rather than just simply vaporizing them.(Talk)8/9/2013

I cannot thank you enough... But I can try! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!

Still not enough.

Why do they keep chasing me? (talk) 23:41, August 10, 2013 (UTC)

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you sssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much Vex!

Sorry, but Vex is out of town and is unable to respond. Please check back on Friday.


Zara: Irken, Has long black hair, Red eyed, Almost the same height as Vex, Short sleeved shirt, Black and white striped gloves, Red Shirt, Leggings do the same as gloves, And high-heeled boots, Long doubled eyelashes, and that's it. I would be appreciate if you replace the old stickfigure image to this request. --Tophats4ever (talk) 04:48, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, you really should come...we started it already and it's been amazing so far! 'Cause the pies are N-n-n-n-never... n-n-n-n-never....N-n-n-never... ending! (talk) 01:11, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

Your ban ends in two weeks. You can talk then. 'Cause the pies are N-n-n-n-never... n-n-n-n-never....N-n-n-never... ending! (talk) 21:45, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Your ban ends in two weeks, you can tell him then. 'Cause the pies are N-n-n-n-never... n-n-n-n-never....N-n-n-never... ending! (talk) 21:50, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

I wasn't pointlessley insulting you, there is evidence beyond a doubt that you are just doing this for attention. Your behavior hasn't improved, so I won't unban you. You've left three times so far. It's basically the same thing, except your messing with your..or should I say, the wiki's pages, instead of your user page. No one puts that much effort into leaving a website. 'Cause the pies are N-n-n-n-never... n-n-n-n-never....N-n-n-never... ending! (talk) 21:55, August 30, 2013 (UTC)


Just letting you know that I stole your signature.

Well, I'm off to conqure...Invader Vex signing off! (talk) 05:13, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Vex, about all the bad and crazy things that happened today, all of the crazy fuses I blew, all the times you started to get mad at me, and when you blew a fuse at me, let's forget it ever happened, ok? If not, I WILL SQUASH YOU!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU PLAY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WITH ME!!! (talk) 06:00, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

The "I WILL SQUASH YOU!!!" thing was actually a joke. I sometimes use it to make sure I still have my sense of humor. DON'T YOU PLAY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WITH ME!!! (talk) 18:17, September 1, 2013 (UTC)


Sorry about not saying anything on the chat, I had forget the chat was open on my computer. Bacon Pancakes! Makin Bacon Pancakes! Take Some Bacon, Put It in a Pancake! (talk) 21:23, September 6, 2013 (UTC)


In order to edit the polls you need to have permision to edit the front page, but you have to be an admin to do so. I am Plazatrax! Fear me!(or you know leave me a message) 01:00, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, And Furthermore, Thank You![]

It's perfect! Absolutely perfect! Thank you! How did you know that the suit Vax wears when he has the helmet on has no stripes? I can be quite the spazz when it comes to being in small spaces. (talk) 23:42, September 16, 2013 (UTC)

Indeed. as you could expect, I would like to fill the requests in the order they come in. I'm sure you understand...

Well, back to my filthy evil, I guess... (talk) 00:49, September 19, 2013 (UTC)INVADER VEX


Why would go BRB for so long? I was abandon on the minecraft server! 


OH, so THAT'S how you make a signature! Okay, I've gotta think of something.WAIT-DON (talk) 01:33, October 1, 2013 (UTC)

Vex! You lied to me! I just found out that you hate it when I try to be more like you even though you told me you didn't mind it! Do you really hate me THAT much?! Is Jib really THAT much better than me?! I'm legit British, by the way. 00:12, October 9, 2013 (UTC)

What are you talking about? Well, back to my filthy evil, I guess. 01:23, October 9, 2013 (UTC)INVADER VEX

Oooo, an admin, one of the most important in this little society we have here, personally told me that he wants to meet. I'm very honoered Vex and would very much enjoy that. I usually don't get on my computer until after midnight due to work but I do have many days off so perhaps I will try to frequent this site more and mayhaps run in to you in chat. Until then.

I think that you should discuss changing the home page poll with other admins before you change it yourself. I don't like it. I'm fine with the additional new rule as it makes sense, but making a poll about it asking whether people like the change or not is just asking for trolling. PrimusGod (talk) 08:07, October 10, 2013 (UTC)

That makes sense! PrimusGod (talk) 16:37, October 10, 2013 (UTC)

Admin news[]

If you want you can continue the admin news while I am gone.

oh and soryy about the misinformation on the admin news... I ment to say you, but was looking at what jib just said in chat. >.<

I am Invader Plazatrax! Fear me! (or you know leave me a message)

VEX! YOU TRAITOR! I JUST CAME IN CHAT AND SAW THAT YOU AND JIB WERE SAYING BAD STUFF ABOUT ME! Why...? Why must thou do this to me...? I thought you were my friend... Let me tell you this, I...I...LIKE CHEESE! There, now go away. (talk) 17:23, October 13, 2013 (UTC)

Hey there! I just have a quick question regarding that message you left on Invadervax's Talk Page. What do you mean "in saying that you were going to try to accept that there is no one way to do an RP"? I mean, I believe I understand what it means, but I'd like verification on your end. 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I've known it, roleplaying has been allowed in the chat for as long as I can remember. It's if there's more than one other person in there that you'd have to respect whether or not to continue roleplaying... For example, if there were three people in the chat (me being one of them), and I'd want to roleplay, I'd have to ask to other person (who's not going to roleplay) if it'd be alright with us roleplaying. O: If it were just me and another person, we could roleplay, regardless of who entered afterward. At least, that's how I always saw it back then. Now I don't see as many people roleplaying, so times may have changed. :p PrimusGod (talk) 06:32, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

Vex, what I meant was, what kind of friend says stuff about their friend behind his back? I'm sorry if you felt betrayed, but if you're trully my friend, don't do something like that to me. It breaks me into peices, then those peices turn into bites, then those bites turn into dust, then that dust turns into matter, then that matter becomes atoms, and then those atoms become...nothing. At least you apologized, so...

Apology accepted. Let me tell you this, I...I...LIKE CHEESE! There, now go away. (talk) 23:13, October 14, 2013 (UTC)


Sergent Doomy Doom, Doomy Doomy Doomy Doom-BOOM! Boooooooom...Dooooom...Doom Boom. Doom Boom. Doom Boom. (talk) 01:09, November 9, 2013 (UTC)

I quit the server[]

Sorry, Vex, but the stupid Clearlag kills my items every time. This time it destroyed all of my tools. I can't take it anymore. -Insert Adventure Time reference here- (talk) 00:12, November 12, 2013 (UTC)

Sure, but it clears the items RELENTLESSLEY, like every 5 minutes. Maybe if it had a better time frame, but as it is, it just ruins the server. -Insert Adventure Time reference here- (talk) 00:23, November 12, 2013 (UTC)

Rule 5 of the Invader Code of Conduct is not unfair to people of different sexuality. It enforces both slash and femslash, which applies to M/F, M/M, F/F, H/F, H/M, and H/H under its context. It means we don't want to see any slash, homosexual or not; it's just a nicer way to say it. PrimusGod (talk) 08:07, November 14, 2013 (UTC)


I DO close doors, though. I simply need to add better protection. "I just cast Flame Shield on youz. Also I spat on youz!" (talk) 02:52, November 22, 2013 (UTC)

Vex, you can come on the chat now."I just cast Flame Shield on youz. Also I spat on youz!" (talk) 04:37, November 25, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, I was wondering if you could make pictures of my three OCs: Moodge, Viol, and AIM. Also, I would like it if you could do the the Moodge Runner. It should look like a Spittle Runner, and have large viewscreen, with some Ring Cutter components.  Nade801 (talk) 01:53, December 2, 2013 (UTC)Nade

While I was viewing Kratoz's page, I've noticed he stole 2 OCS without permission. Seen that 2 before. "Internet Explorer 9 from Microsoft! The beautiful Web! Tomorrow has finally come TODAAAAAAYYYY! :D" -Murdoc Niccals, Quote of the Week (talk) 09:22, December 28, 2013 (UTC)

Forgive my rudeness. Even though we never met in person, I would like to. The thing is we just met and that I'm very interested in creating my own characters. I'm a very terrible artist, please excuse me. I'm sorry for being rude, but your ideas intrigue me. Sorry if I haven't made contact, I was just waiting until you did. I guess I had waited too long.

Just that I'm new here. Leave a message on my talk page.

Yes. Yes in deed.


Thanks for the picture of Xisenin, Vex. You got his height just right! <P Hubba. Jubba. Lollywash! (talk) 23:48, February 6, 2014 (UTC)


Well, back to my filthy evil, I guess. 03:57, February 26, 2014 (UTC)INVADER VEX

Hi Vex. This is the link to downloading Space Impossible. Information is available on the same webpage:

Zim can smell in the show, dude. And they certainly don't breath through their antenna, that doesn't even make sense. 

Invader Jib 23:36, August 7, 2014 (UTC)

Running Touhou on Mac[]

I never deleted any old recolor pictures. I've only deleted recolor pictures that were submitted in this past year by users who were trying to keep posting them. He's lying, and I don't know. Anyways, since he's lying and talking behind my back without telling me, I'll join in. What he's saying is that we had a simple discussion about the chat rules and how I disagreed with some of them, thinking that they could be revamped. If anything, if it bothered me more, I would've told you already. 

I do believe somethings should be updated though, I feel like the rules ARE a bit outdated by some standards. Thanks. bby com back, u can blame it all on meee (talk) 02:12, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

Abi's account has been IP banned until December for so-called vandalism by user VegaDark... As she hasn't done anything wrong, got any solutions? Unban her, if you can?

Here's the puush

Ametrineskies (talk) 18:35, September 28, 2014 (UTC)  -Mario


Message from someone who literally just found and joined this Wiki. Invader Daxlek.

I just read the Invaders' Code of Conduct, rules, etc. And it said to contact an admin and let them know your here? Anyways, I need help... so I just looked at the list. Anyways, I'm pretty sure I need to be added to the list of Invaders or something and have an admin make sure that I exist.... er... something.

~Invader Daxlek (Seriously though, I'm a ZIM fan and yet this Wiki has never been found by me...)


Vax is still 5'9, but now always wears a lab coat, has yellow eyes, and when he was a smeet he was in a major accident that destroyed the eyelids on his right eye and left hin blind in that eye, so it's always open, and has a golden ring around it (this is his electric monocole).

They seem to have turned into a very surprised looking whale and...a bowl of petunias. (talk) 16:06, December 7, 2014 (UTC)

Hello, Vex. Long time no see, and for a terrible reason. I don't expect you to not be mad at me. I don't expect that of anyone at this point; I basically asked everyone to hate me, even. I felt like the victim... completely ridiculous. Everything about that was completely ridiculous. I'll never be able to say enough about that, though. All I'm going to do here is apologize and hope that you don't hate me because of my stupidity.

I really am sorry. 'Sorry' is little more than a noise, though, and in this case, maybe not even that. That's all I can offer right now though.

This is different. Really. (talk) 06:04, December 23, 2014 (UTC)


Vex, I have took some time to think, and I believe I am ready to regain the responsibility of being a chat moderator. As Gautama Buddha once said, no matter how hard the past, you can always begin again. 

Now, let's listen to some reason. I was demoted for lying about Moose being Cowlord, but the thing is, I was forced to, and I had told you the truth that night because I just could not handle the shame. The day after that, things did not at all go well with me and Cowlord. I did a disgraceful thing by lying to you, and the demotion was reasonable. However, I was originally only supposed to be demoted as a one-week punishment, and that changing was uncalled for. But now it is time that we must forgive that time, and I hope you will accept my request. 

Also, if you accept, I promise not to abuse the power and to responsibly use it for good purposes only. I will try to be on more.

If you decline my request, it will not have a negative effect on our friendship. 

"There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about the script for Hamlet they just worked out. (talk) 07:22, January 4, 2015 (UTC)

New member.[]

Following directives provided in the Welcome Page; I am Cravitus. Though I primarily do things over on the IZ Wiki, an individual contacted me and pointed me here.

I'm just going to hope that leaving a message on the talk page of an admin meets the requirements set forth by the welcome page, and I'll just get to it then.

Cravitus (talk) 19:28, February 7, 2015 (UTC)

Come on the chat pls Long Time (talk) 22:51, March 14, 2015 (UTC)

Irken Conquest Main page[]

We should make a main series page for Irken conquest. It should have links to the seasons and stuff. Y;know,for convience.  I smile because I know all life will end eventually. (talk) 03:53, April 23, 2015 (UTC)

As the rules of the empire state I must announce my arrival. I am Invader Nox, a scientist stationed on Vortian Station 10, turned Invader. Wow this went better than I thought. Invader Nox signing out!

Uh-oh! You searched for something that could mean more than one thing! I'M GETTIN' DIZZY!!
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Just Letting You Know, I'm New To This Wiki. I think this Community looks great and I hope I'll enjoy my stay. 21:29, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

First Draft looks great, All the colors are perfect. Nothing Much I'd change really. This is as good as a start anyone would get, Reddest (talk) 17:08, November 26, 2015 (UTC)

R.I.P Vex? Have You Seen The Muffin Mess? (talk) 13:23, December 6, 2015 (UTC)

Chat Plz I miss u Have You Seen The Muffin Mess? (talk) 20:52, December 6, 2015 (UTC)

Hey Vex!

When your done with my new profile pic, plz put it on my talk page.


Witherman50 (talk) 16:24, July 12, 2016 (UTC)Invader Tom

Can you draw a smeet version of me? I want him looking up, has no gloves or boots, has a tooth outside of his mouth, choclate around his mouth and wearing a diaper. Keep his shirt btw. Thanks.

ok instead of a diaper how about

an smeet baby toy

Witherman50 (talk) 01:41, July 30, 2016 (UTC) i forgot my signature before

I have joined![]

Hi! I've joined the wiki and I'm new around here. So what now? Lezzine (talk) 01:30, August 20, 2016 (UTC)

Plz draw me[]

Hey INVADER VEX? Would you mind drawing me? I have emerald eyes, the suit of an Irken Invader, Zim's skin color, and curly attennas. Oh and cause you looked at this 

Here you go INVADER VEX!

here's a meme  EmeraldTheIrken (talk) 11:36, July 24, 2020 (UTC)Invader Emerald