Schmoob:It's my new LSD tranportation system. *Grims*
grins*
( what-
9:46LIRLIRXisenin: Ok.
9:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..THAT was the LSD?! ono
9:47MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,the portal currently passes out through a dimension of explosions,screaming,and rancid tuna fish. I haven't worked out the bugs yet.
9:47LIRLIR
A drone hovers down to Menami and looks at her with a camera*
9:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Well find somewhere else FAST before one of us gets killed!
9:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmmm
9:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..? *Looks over at the drone* .. Hi..
9:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*THrows a cherry soda can at Menami*
9:48LIRLIR
The drone flies away and into a right hallway*
9:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Catches the can*.. Is this empty. ..And what's with the drone?
9:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uhhh
Schmoob:It's one of Xi's robot experiment..things..
9:50Long TimeMario: Hm, I haven't turned hatbot on in awhile, he deserves to talk with everyone as well. Mario: *turns hatbot on*
9:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Cool..
9:51Long TimeHatbot: HAIIIIIIIIIII EVERYBODY!
9:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uhh
Schmoob:Hmm
Schmoob:*drinks some cherry soda*
9:51LIRLIRXisenin: They act as janitors and assist the other robots in various tasks.
9:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walks over, sitting at the couch* Hey Hatbot. ouo
9:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Mmmm good cherries.
9:51Long TimeMario: Oh yeah, now I remember why I keep him turned off for most of the time. .-.
9:51LIRLIRXisenin: They not only clean things, they also like to eat things.
9:51Long TimeMario: He can be really annoying some times -_-.
The worm bursts through a wall,leading into a room with a court room made of stone*
10:32Long TimeMario: What's going ON? Why did you bring US here?
10:32Mysteriousjillguy
Deformed creatures are typing on computers in the room*
10:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Yeah.. and cAN SOMEONE GET THE SPIT OFF OF ME?!
10:32Mysteriousjillguy
A shadow figure is seen in the judge chair*
A demon with wings flys over and sprays cleaninging spray onto Menami's eyes*
cleaning*
10:33Long Time(for a second I thought you were about to say that shadow the hedgehog was in the judge chair-
10:33LIRLIRXisenin: *wakes up* HI DOOKIE MAN- *falls back asleep*
10:33Mysteriousjillguy( WHAT
( i'll save that for another rp mario-
10:34Long Time(no
10:34YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
10:34Mysteriousjillguy
The cleaning spray burns*
10:34LIRLIRXisenin: *snores*
10:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Screams, bursting hands and rubbing them in agony*
10:35Long TimeHatbot: I've never seen you this angry o.o
10:35Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob's human disguise decloaks*
Schmoob:*blinks*
Schmoob:*antennae twitch*
Schmoob:Hurh?
Schmoob stares at a poster of E.T. dancing with a cane and uncle sam's clothes* "I WANT YOU,TO TORTURE THE SOULS OF THE DOOMED"*
Schmoob:AUGHHHACK! O_o
Another poster is on the wall with a human popstar on it*
10:37LIRLIRXisenin: nerrg...zzzzz
10:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:AHHH! O_o
10:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Wiping herself off after a minute, shutting eyes*.. ... *Opens them when the pain's gone, but they're kinda splochy around the sides due to the pain irritation*
10:37Mysteriousjillguy
Menami sees a poster of a bad fancharacter*
10:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... -n-;; Am I in bad Touhou fanfiction Hell?
10:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Quit breaking the fourth wall or you might cause another rift.
10:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Fine, fine.
10:39LIRLIRXisenin: *Falls out of the worm' s hand and onto the ground*
(The only way Jib's gonna be able to come in is like
10:49Long Time(I bet he's gonna be the lawyer or something-
10:49YourFavoriteFangirl(Schmoob: hey jib help us out we're stuck in hell in judgement day Jib: wot
10:50Invader Jib(Nah, you'll see)
10:50LIRLIR( YOU'LL ALL SEE- )
10:50Long Time(I can't help but imagine the rest of this RP in phoenix wright style-
10:50MysteriousjillguySatan:You see,your friend Schmoob and Mario have been causing quite a storm in the Multiverse.
( Jib:OBJECTION!!
10:51YourFavoriteFangirl(*Imagines it PoFV style instead*
10:51LIRLIRXisenin: Isn't it infinite?
10:51MysteriousjillguySatan:They are criminals.
10:51Long TimeHatbot: But Mario barely travels to different universes, or even space travel in general!
10:52MysteriousjillguySatan:Is that so..?
10:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ono
Menami: .. Schmoob's quit doing that, though..
10:52MysteriousjillguySatan:We shall see little hat robot.
Schmoob:Umm..actually..uhh..I sorta..drag Mario along on little adventures..
10:53LIRLIRXisenin: Can your guys NOT dismantle my home? Or will they magically return it to normal?
10:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....
10:53Mysteriousjillguy
A spider creature sitting in a chair holds up some files*
10:54Long TimeMario: So I'm in trouble because of YOU!?
10:54LIRLIRXisenin: I told you this was his fault.
10:55MysteriousjillguySatan:The destruction of multiple timelines,universe resets,meddling with the super natural,mingling with demonic imposters,and even stealing MY beloved tuna fish sandwich.
10:55LIRLIRXisenin: Can your guys NOT dismantle my home? Or will they magically return it to normal?
10:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Crosses arms*..
10:56MysteriousjillguySatan:I'm afraid not,we'll be pickiing it apart after we look for evidence.
10:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Meddling with the supernatural? How is THAT a crime? ..And stealing a sandwich isn't either..
10:56LIRLIRXisenin: Can I go destroy stuff then?
10:56MysteriousjillguySatan:SILLENCE! *Loud screaming* *Fire erupts around the room*
10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
Satan's neck extends,he stares at Menami*
10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: HEY, I HAVE THINGS TO SAY, LUCIFER! I don't CAREEEE who you are.
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
Satan's neck retracts*
10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Backs up* >>
10:57MysteriousjillguySatan:HMm
10:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Answer MY questions.
10:58LIRLIRXisenin: Why do I have to repeat things twice to get an answer?!
10:58Long TimeHatbot: You tell em'!
10:58MysteriousjillguySatan:Schmoob and Mario,do you have a lawyer?
10:58Long TimeMario: ...No
10:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..I'M a qualified lawyer.
10:58Mysteriousjillguy
Lawyer uniforms appear on Menami,Xi,and Hatbot*
10:59Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh! It's so fabulous~
10:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenam: ^^;;..
11:00MysteriousjillguySatan:And now,we'll be having a lawyer running against Schmoob.
A cloud of smoke appears on a nearby table*
The smoke clears*
11:01LIRLIRXisenin: Uhhh. The only problem is.. my home is being destroyed.
11:01YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boy
(I think we hopped in the elevators with GREENERS
11:01Invader JibJib: Yeah, that's me.
11:01YourFavoriteFangirl(-_-
11:01Long TimeHatbot: :o...
11:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:JIb..? What are YOU doing here?
11:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Eyes widen* ?!
11:02LIRLIRXisenin: AaRrrrggh!!! *flips his table*
11:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I still haven't gotten over your mission,Jib worm.
11:05Long TimeHatbot: Aww... are you okay Xisenin? Did da big mean table hurt you?
11:05Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob glares*
11:05Long Time(pause-
11:05Mysteriousjillguy( wat
11:05Long Time(continue, da jib is back
11:05YourFavoriteFangirl(qq training gags
11:06Invader JibJib: Well, I dunno..*looks at a few pictures of his destroyed base* *Points at Schmoob* Because you, sir, are a MANIAC
11:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'll stop you Jib,whatever it takes...for FIONNA!
Court room gasps*
11:06LIRLIRXisenin: Wait. I HAVE BACKUP PAINT! TONS OF IT EVERYWHERE! *shadow warps and returns with a brush that has green paint and another brush with red paint*
11:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uhhh
11:07Invader JibJib: *Crosses arms* We'll see about that.
11:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .....
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
Two black cages appear,holding Schmoob and Mario*
11:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Jib, MARIO is innocent..
Menami: You're going against all of us TOO?!
11:08MysteriousjillguySatan:I wouldn't be sure of that.
Satan:First witness to the stand: Death.
11:09Long TimeMario: ...
11:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami ..*Bares teeth*
11:09Mysteriousjillguy
A skeleton wearing a cloak and holding a scythe walks from the jury room*
11:09LIRLIRXisenin: * paints a brick red on one side and green on the other, and sets a rock on the green side. An exact copy "falls" out of the red side*
11:09Mysteriousjillguyjury thingy,whatever*
11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(*gonna take jib off of menami's friend's list after this rp*
11:39LIRLIRXisenin: What's the problem? *stares at Menami*
11:40MysteriousjillguyDeath:So anyway,after Schmoob was revived,he made a wish to cause me to never again come in contact with anything beyond Earth. I couldn't cause "Death". And now,you extra terrestrials have to die naturally!
Death:DAS STOOPID.
DEath:He practically ruined my job!
Schmoob:I don't remember..wait..suddenly..I do.
11:41LIRLIRXisenin: Couldn't you just kaput the wish?
11:41Long TimeHatbot: Well, that isn't really ruining anything important, actually he made the balance of death more reasonable and fair.
11:41MysteriousjillguyDeath:Uhh..
11:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Looks at Xisenin*.. This whole situation pisses me off- *Looks over*... .. Hatbot's right.
11:41Long TimeHatbot: So if anything, he actually helped.
11:42MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm..I agree.
11:42Long TimeHatbot: Yay! Who knew being a lawyer would be fun!
11:42MysteriousjillguyDeath:AW C"MON! MARIO SMELLS LIKE CREAM CHEESE ANYWAY!
Death:CREAM CHEESE AND CHEERIO'S!
11:42Long TimeMario: I don't smell like cream cheese >_>
12:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the? That never happened-
12:05Mysteriousjillguy
A dpaste dragon head flies by*
paste*
12:05Invader JibJib: *Points at the screen* Yup, he's guilty
12:05LIRLIRXisenin: Whoa. Trippy.
12:06Long TimeMario: I don't think that ever happened..
12:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Shut the... yknow what up, Jib. >.>
12:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:....It's true.
12:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Are you SERIOUS? That CAN'T be possible.
12:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I've been crossing over to alternate universes for some time now..
Schmoob:Those dragons looked at me funny!
12:07Invader JibJib: What else is new? *sarcastic tone*
12:07Mysteriousjillguy
The jury mummbles,discussing it*
12:07LIRLIRXisenin: Do they all blow up?
12:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Crosses arms*
Menami: ....Schmoob does NOT cross over universes to HARM. Not anymore.
12:07Long TimeHatbot: Alright, so that may be true on Schmoob's part, but that still doesn't prove my Client, Mario guilty!
12:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..A person can change.
12:08Invader JibJib: Yeah, but he didn't
12:08MysteriousjillguySatan:Really?
More witnesses come to the stand*
12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Infact, he's been taking in part to help out for the most part.
12:08MysteriousjillguySpahgetti Monster:He killed my subjects! *Spits out spahgetti sauce
Alien:HE BLEW UP MY PLANET!
12:08LIRLIR( *Satan learns a new life lesson XD * )
12:09YourFavoriteFangirl(don't judge a book by it's cover, satan11!!
12:09Mysteriousjillguy
THe screen shows countless dimensions and planets exploding,all with Schmoob and his sphere*
Satan:..I"ve seen enough..
12:10LIRLIRXisenin: Wow.
12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..My case still stands. Will you not allow him to repent for his crimes? To change?
12:10Long TimeHatbot: Well.. Hatbot: He may have done those things in the past, but lately he's being doing better, and things for the better good.
12:10MysteriousjillguySAtan:He's destroyed entire races and planets.
12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Punishment before death does not seem plausible.
12:11Invader JibJib: He hasn't been punished fro his older crimes
12:11Long Timebeen doing*
12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Consider my QUESTIONS.
12:11Invader Jib
for
12:11MysteriousjillguySatan:I'm surprised he hasn't destroyed Z-14.
Satan:This is only half of his crimes.
12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. I'd think that he's already been punished for his past crimes.
12:11LIRLIRXisenin: He has saved MILLIONS more!
12:11MysteriousjillguySatan:How so..?
Satan:Millions..?
12:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: He's SEEN these accidents happen. Frankly, it's a trauma that sticks with him. He realizes it, and he tries to SAVE universes, rather than destroy.
12:12Invader JibJib: ...That's not a literal punishment.
12:12MysteriousjillguySatan:And what are these so called universes he "saved"?
12:12LIRLIRXisenin: 95% of everything he destroys has the potential to cause much more destruction!
12:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Z-14, is the biggest example.
12:12MysteriousjillguySatan:I agree with the Jib donkey,Schmoob should suffer a grave punishment.
Satan:He's destroyed entire UNIVERSES.
12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: At the cost of what? Risking his OWN?
12:13MysteriousjillguySatan:THese universes were harmless.
12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Narrows eyes* You don't take such things into consideration..
Menami: ..Again, he has changed drastically!
Menami: His heroism shines out alot more than his past incidents.
12:14LIRLIR(Xisenin: *already going to wiki to erase Schmoob* XD)
12:14MysteriousjillguySatan:An example of this heroisim?
12:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: HE SAVED Z-14!!
12:14Invader JibJib: ...When was that?
12:15LIRLIRXisenin: Knox..
12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Since you know so much,
Menami: Do I really have to tell you?
12:15MysteriousjillguySatan:We could ponder at your memories,or you could tell us.
12:15LIRLIRXisenin: Actually, Knox was going to use time to erase everything.
12:15MysteriousjillguySatan:Whichever you choose.
( AURGGHHH
( I GTG
12:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Please turn your attention to the Knox incident, and the Nark incident.
(...Ugh
12:16Mysteriousjillguy( I'll be here tomrrow in the morning...:I
12:16LIRLIR(Aww. Bye.)
12:16INVADER VEX( bye
Xisenin: *taps table*
(also, I can't promise anything, because I may be forced outside to do another game of badminton with my sister and her friend)
(inactivity)
4:34Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Schmoob saved alot of people!
4:34YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Those two stand as the most prominent examples of Schmoob's good deeds.
4:35Mysteriousjillguy
The screen shows events from King Nark*
4:35LIRLIRXisenin: I thought that whatever Schmoob destroys can do a lot more damage which is why they get destroyed
4:35MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
Satan:Still,saving one mere universe is not enough to equal to atleast a hundred destroyed.
Invader Jib has left the chat.
4:36LIRLIRXisenin: Hasn't he saved a lot more than one universe?
4:37MysteriousjillguySatan:Z-14 and Z-2000.
4:37LIRLIRXisenin: I thought there was this dude that was using this time energy bomb that was gonna destroy time itself, destroying everything in existence, what was his name? Box? Fox? uh..
4:37MysteriousjillguySatan:Knox,yes. But he would've only destroyed time in Z-14.
4:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Again, protecting your own universe can be used as a defense for hurting any others. Keep that in mind..
Menami: .. Time is still the same thing as existance..
4:38LIRLIRXisenin: Yeah
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
4:38MysteriousjillguySatan:Again,Schmoob's only saved his home universe and one other. Schmoob's destroyed hundreds of harmless universes.
Satan:Are there any OTHER good deeds he's done..?
4:38LIRLIRXisenin: Okay then, are you gonna kill him? because I give up.
4:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: How do YOU know they were HARMLESS?!
4:39Invader JibJib: I'm just gonna point out that Schmoob wasn't even involved in the Knox situation
4:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: No one universe is harmless. EVER. Something could come along and corrupt it easily, an object, a person, whatever it may be.
4:39MysteriousjillguySatan:FRom the other witnesses of course. Did you miss the universe destruction montage earlier?
4:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: NO UNIVERSE IS HARMLESS!
4:39LIRLIRXisenin: Besides, almost all of that is because of his stupidity.
4:39MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
Satan:Stupidity..?
Satan:Hmm...perhaps execution is too harsh...so you're saying he's obviously dangerous? How so?
4:40LIRLIRXisenin: He's so stupid he destroys stuff a lot
4:40Invader JibJib: To be fair, just about any other universe could pose some form of threat
4:41MysteriousjillguySatan:Insane perhaps..?
4:41LIRLIRXisenin: So.. you can't really say he's doing that on purpose.
4:41Long TimeHatbot: Also, Mario has clearly done nothing to harm other universes, so why was he dragged into all of this?
4:41Mysteriousjillguy
A portal appears*
4:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*Looks at the portal*
4:41Mysteriousjillguy
The portal clears up,revealing a universe full of bad fanfiction*
4:41LIRLIRXisenin: .-.
4:42Mysteriousjillguyfina:umg nark we gotta save the day!1!
Nark:ok
EXPLOSIONS*
Satan:4 hundred years in the Mary sue Dimension should be fair.
4:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... o_o
4:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:....I'm confused wether that's a bad thing or a good thing.
4:42LIRLIRXisenin: You're always confused
4:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:THere's Fionnas in there though @.@
4:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Could you lessen the timespan? He could get killed by an evil Mary Sue in there-
4:43MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm......100 years..?
4:43Long TimeHatbot: ... Can you please respond to what I said? It's rude to ignore.
4:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..o_o That's still alot- ..Yeah, Hatbot did ask a question.
4:44LIRLIRXisenin: Also, I agree with Hatbot
Xisenin: You dragged me and my own HOME here
Xisenin: And now you're taking it apart
4:44MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
4:44LIRLIRXisenin: You do realize that's not nice
4:44MysteriousjillguySatan:Well..that's when we have another witness for MARIO's crimes..
4:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenam: ..Hey, you're talking to the Devil. Can't expect him to be nice. -_-;;
4:45Long TimeHatbot: But he hasn't DONE anything wrong!
4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:Yes,I am scary.
4:45LIRLIRXisenin: Oh. Well, ah dunno about dat- *slumps down onto the table*
4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:The next witness is....Mario's father.
4:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Does saying Jesus Christ give you physical pain-
(XDD
4:45Long TimeMario: Oh boy... ._.
4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:GAUGFGHKJKHKJ DON"T SAY THAT!
Satan raises his finger and zaps Menami*
4:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *LOL-* OW-
4:46Long TimeHatbot: Da power of christ compels you!
4:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ouo;;
4:47Long TimeVok: *Chewing on a sandwich* Well, this is interesting. One moment I was eatin' a sandwich watching people burn alive, and now I'm in some kind of casino?
4:47LIRLIRXisenin: HOW THE- UGH
4:48Mysteriousjillguy
A screen appears*
4:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. O.o?
4:48Mysteriousjillguy
Vok's memories appear*
4:49Long Time(brb
4:50Mysteriousjillguy( vhghgf burritos
4:50Invader Jib(huh
4:50LIRLIR(ghgh)
Invader Jib has left the chat.
4:54Long Time(back
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
4:55LIRLIRXisenin: Well, it seems that you have enough evidence.. Why are you still dismantling my home?
4:56Mysteriousjillguy
The screen shows Vok as a deformed,hideous floating blob like creature*
Mario is on a light blue floating metal platform,portals of all kinds surround the platform,along with planets*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
4:58LIRLIRXisenin: Oh.
Tallest Orange has left the chat.
4:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the
5:02Mysteriousjillguy
The Blob transforms into a snake like creature covered in thorns*
5:02LIRLIRXisenin: I always thought you looked like that, Vok.
5:04MysteriousjillguyPast Vok:Hehuehuehue. So Mario,are you done pointlessly trying to undo your failed wishes? I hope not,I really enjoy this little game of yours.
5:06LIRLIRXisenin: *points to the portals* That looks like a multiversal disturbance.
5:06MysteriousjillguySatan:...Indeed..strange...
5:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....
5:07Long TimePast Mario: You've caused too many problems Vok! This is the last time!
5:07LIRLIRXisenin: Hang on, I'm getting popcorn
Xisenin: *gets up and walks to the conveniently placed popcorn machine in the corner*
5:09Mysteriousjillguy
Blood infused butter splashes onto the popcorn*
5:09LIRLIRXisenin: *returns with some popcorn to watch the video thing*
Xisenin: Blood infused butter? Hm. *tastes one*
Xisenin: Mmmm
Xisenin: *buries his face in the popcorn bag, munching noisily*
5:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ene Ew.
5:10Long Time(brb
5:10LIRLIR(k)
5:12Mysteriousjillguy( Dee doo dee do..
5:13Long Time(back
5:13MysteriousjillguyPast Vok: Hahaha. I still owe you one wish though, and a deal's a deal. So what will it be "tough guy"..?
( WAit..where's Jib..?
Past Mario: I should've done this a long time ago... I wish for you to DIE. To get rid of you once and for all.
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
5:15MysteriousjillguyPast Vok:HA! Your wish now kills anyone close to you-
Past Vok:........GAUGGHGG CURSE YOU! GAUYHGH
5:16LIRLIR(jib is nonexistent)
(where's miz)
YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.
5:16LIRLIR(k shes back)
5:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... I feel like we're rewatching a real life episode of DBZ though.. ..What's the point of this? He still hasn't done anything wrong.
5:16LIRLIR(chontinuez)
5:16YourFavoriteFangirl(:U TTI
5:16Mysteriousjillguy
Past Vok is suddenly engulfed in a ball of light,screaming*
His flesh dissolves in the light,the ball of light engulfs Mario,and the screen flashes*
5:17Long TimeHatbot: Well... that was weird o.o
5:17LIRLIRXisenin: *takes out a notebook labeled "HOW TO ANNOY VOK" and writes in "wish for him to die when you're able to" and closes the notebook*
5:18MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm...Strange..
SAtan:It seems that wish caused a strange disturbance in the Multiverse,a catastrophic one...
5:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What? HOW?
5:19MysteriousjillguySatan:The Memory goes blank and just moves onto Mario's birth...very strange..
5:19LIRLIRXisenin: Uhm. He just.. died..
5:19Long TimeHatbot: But um... he never did anything wrong, if anything Vok was a huge jerk. So he wa sdoing something good.
was*
5:19MysteriousjillguySatan:At the cost of the multiversal disturbance..Hmm..
Satan:Hmm..ok..he's pardoned for that.
Satan:Onto the next case...Time Travel..
5:21LIRLIRXisenin: *starts cloning popcorn with the brick he painted*
5:22MysteriousjillguySatan:THe next witness..is....LIR!
Vok disappears*
5:22LIRLIRXisenin: *resumes cloning*
5:23Mysteriousjillguy
A puff of smoke appears in the char*
chair*
5:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..._.?
5:23Mysteriousjillguy
An LSD portal opens above the witness chair*
5:23LIRLIR
When the smoke dissipates, it reveals LIR*
5:23Mysteriousjillguy
The portal closes*
5:23LIRLIR(oh, nevermind what I said)
5:23Mysteriousjillguy( No it's ok
5:23LIRLIR(Ok.)
LIR: Uh.. Hi there. everybody.. *looks around*
5:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..... Hi. - -;;
(Brb
5:24LIRLIR(flaurgh)
5:24MysteriousjillguySatan:LIR,according to other witness reports,it seems Schmoob has been accused of using the LSD to time travel.
5:24LIRLIR(k)
5:24Mysteriousjillguy( k
5:27LIRLIR(hrrrrrr)
5:27YourFavoriteFangirl(Back
Menami: ..Time travelling isn't a crime. I know people who do it.. *Skeptical stare*
5:28LIRLIRLIR: Well, recently, it seems Schmoob has been using technology that allows access to the LSD without my consent
LIR: Although, the LSD is capable of interdimensional and inter-universal travel, I haven't heard of time travel in it.
5:29MysteriousjillguySatan:60 Time paradoxes,the erasing of 50 celestial bodies,MATING with certain parents of future children,and causing the non existence of offspring.
5:30LIRLIRLIR: *stares at Schmoob* What?!
5:30MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Ehh..Um....well..ya see..uhh..I found a time travel machine in the LSD..and uh..Yeh..
Schmoob:PLus uhh...me and Mario used to time travel 4 years ago..ehh...hheh...
5:30LIRLIR(ARRRRRRRRGH MY SISTERS FRIEND WILL COME OVER TO PLAY BADMINTON)
Menami: I'm not breaking up with Zik in the future.
5:35Invader JibJib: *looks at the picture* Yeah, um, Yarp? I can't really see that EVER happening
5:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I caused it. That's a timeline I caused and erased.
5:35LIRLIRLIR: Oh.
5:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sigh*.. o o
5:35LIRLIRLIR: WHAT?-
5:36Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Zik and Menami seem like a happy couple. I don't think they'd ever break up.
Hatbot: Ohhh, alright.
5:36MysteriousjillguySAtan:So..can you justify these crimes..?
5:36LIRLIRLIR: Who, me?
5:37MysteriousjillguySatan:I mean Schmoob's lawyers
Satan:Can you justify Schmoob and Mario's time traveling stupidity?
5:38LIRLIRLIR: *stares*
5:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Before I do.. I'd want to see proof of these paradoxes you stated. The ones that weren't fixed, if any at all.
5:38Invader JibJib: Nah, there's no way you can justify ANY time travelling. It has guaranteed bad results.
5:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You say that Jib, yet Vax isn't in this trial. .-.
5:39MysteriousjillguySatan:Vax's time travel isn't as nEARLY as bad as Schmoob's.
Satan lifts his finger up,a folder containing pictures from Schmoob and Mario's memory floats over to Menami*
5:40Invader JibJib: I dunno about that..Vax causes some sort of paradox about once a week
5:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: That's a lie Jib, and you know it..
Menami: ..? *Looks at the folder*
5:40Invader JibJib: Okay, maybe not every WEEK..but still.
5:40Mysteriousjillguy
The folder is full of all sorts of pictures of Schmoob and Mario timetraveling and causing horrible paradoxes on alien worlds*
5:41Long TimeMario: I didn't cause the trouble though, I was only a bystander.
Mario: Pretty much all the paradoxes and time traveling problems were Schmoob's fault, not mine. So... yeah.
5:41LIRLIRLIR: Am I in any of them?
5:42Mysteriousjillguy
One picture shows Mario running over an alien family holding a bottle of beer*
5:42Long Time(He never did that
(.-.
5:42Invader JibJib: Hey, shouldn't LIR be on trial? That thing causes more destruction than every form of Schmoob combined..
5:42Mysteriousjillguy( IT was when Mario was an alien..remember?
( He used to be foolish?
5:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Lir's a robot, though.. he can't die.
5:42Long Time(Yeah I remember alot about Mario, and he DIDN'T do that.
5:43Mysteriousjillguy( Nvm then
Satan:Hgergh...
5:43Invader JibJib: Well, Schmoob is also responsible for LIR's actions since it's his SIR unit.
5:43LIRLIRLIR: Exactly, Jibbers.
5:43MysteriousjillguySatan:True,also his actions are minuscule compared to Schmoob.
5:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ugh..
5:43Invader JibJib: Like, blowing up my base, threatening to eat Vex on one occasion, etc etc..
5:44MysteriousjillguySatan:What does the jury have to say about Mario?
The jury stands up*
5:44LIRLIRLIR: Hey, I was hungry- *sees the blood-infused butter popcorn* POPCORN
5:44MysteriousjillguyJury:Innocent.
5:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... Again, HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHTBULB..
5:45LIRLIRXisenin: Hey- *LIR takes some popcorn and munches on it*
5:45Mysteriousjillguy
Cthulhu on a hoverpod flys up,the cage opens up and Cthulhu pushes Mario out of the cage*
5:45Long TimeMario: I TOLD you I was innocent.
Mario: Hmf.
5:45Invader JibJib: It's the responsibility of an Irken to manage an their SIR unit's actions at all times.
5:45MysteriousjillguySatan:And what does the jury have to say about Schmoob?
Jury:GULITY OF COURSE!
5:45Long TimeHatbot: Yayyy Mario's innocent! c:
Hatbot: Aww.. Schmoob isn't. :c
5:46MysteriousjillguyAlien:WOOOO! GET EM,THAT WIPPSNAPPA! *The alien throws corn at Schmoob*
5:46LIRLIRLIR: Uh..
5:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sigh*.. ..Again, since he's stupid.. can you just give him a miniscule punishment that won't get him killed?
5:46LIRLIR
Xisenin is now buried under a mound of popcorn*
5:46Mysteriousjillguy
THe jury screams* *A newspaper is thrown at Schmoob,then a bicycle,and a helicopter*
5:46Invader JibJib: Since when is being stupid an excuse?
5:46MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GH! *The cage rocks*
5:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
5:47MysteriousjillguySAtan:Schmoob is obviously insane.
Satan:Hmmm...we can't put him in our facilities ...he wouldn't survive.
5:47LIRLIRXisenin: *pops out of the top of the popcorn mound, smiling happily and popcorn showers everywhere* Stupidity is ALWAYS AN EXCUSE *jumps back into the pile*
5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:Jib? Do you have a recommendation?
5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I thought it was established already that he isn't exactly.. ugh.
5:48Invader JibJib: Yeah, obviously..
5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:A planet perhaps..?
5:48LIRLIRLIR: NERRG HE'LL KILL HIM
5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:What is it?
5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I hate it when people IGNORE ME-
5:48LIRLIRLIR: Or something..
5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:Menami,we'll be keeping him ALIVE during his punishment.
5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Fine.
5:49LIRLIRLIR: How about a planet Dirt or something?
5:49MysteriousjillguySatan:So Jib,any planets,perhap in Z-14? A Mental faculty?
Schmoob:o___O
Schmoob:NOO! NOT THE MENTAL FACULTY! FGGRGRGRGHHG
Schmoob shakes in his cage*
5:49LIRLIRXisenin: How about the Looney Bin?
5:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:0_0
Schmoob:NOO NO NO NO!
5:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Can't he just be put on a community service planet? ene
5:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:ANYTHING BUT THE LOONEY BIN! YOU IDIOTS! I"LL HAVE YOUR HEADS ON A PINK,PLASTIC PLATTER!
Invader Jib has left the chat.
5:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: COMUNITY SERVICE PLANET! D<
5:50MysteriousjillguySatan:No,Schmoob is mentally ill.
Satan:Xi,is this "Looney Bin" capable of keeping him alive?
5:51LIRLIR
A hand pokes out of the popcorn mound* Xisenin: AND STUPID
Xisenin: Oh, very much so
5:51MysteriousjillguySatan:Alright.
Satan:Schmoob..
5:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Sighs..
Menami: .. Don't make the sentence too long, ok?
5:51Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob looks at Satan in fear*
5:52LIRLIRXisenin: Don't worry, bud. It's not that bad
5:52Long TimeMario: Yeah... don't make it too long.
5:52MysteriousjillguySatan:I sentence you to...two Earth years in the looney bin.
Schmoob:GFGHGRRGRRTEYTGHTN HAW HAWHAHAW HGAUGHHGHLOOOPFGAURGHHACCKKKK *Spazzes on the ground,sweating*
Satan:Uh..well. You're all free to go.
5:53LIRLIRXisenin *has shadow warped inside the popcorn*
5:53MysteriousjillguySatan:Be careful of the lava on your way out.
THe group is suddenly covered in red light*
5:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >n<..
5:54LIRLIR(k he didn't shadow warp then)
5:54Mysteriousjillguy
THe group is rockted forward,bursting through the roof*
5:54LIRLIRXisenin: ghghhrgh FIX MAH HOOOME
5:54MysteriousjillguySatan:Now..onto the next suspect.
5:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..aaAA
5:54Long TimeMario: Man, I hope he doesn't go crazy in there.
5:54Mysteriousjillguy
Jhonen Vazquez walks into the court room*
JV:Uh...
5:54LIRLIR(lol)
5:54Mysteriousjillguy
THe group is warped to Xi's station in a flash*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
5:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:NOOO! NOT THE LOONEY BIN! EEEE! EEE EEEEEE!
5:55Invader Jib(hhh continuing without me)
5:55LIRLIRXisenin: Well, I better go begin base reconstruction *takes out a small black cube and shadow warps to where his home was*