Lurk and Jib wake up in a world where Z-14 never came in contact with the multiverse,creating a world without the Nightmare Irkens,Zeerk,the Robloxia Invasion,the Alemus,and many other things. Lurk and Jib find themselves stranded in this strange new world, and soon encounter Vex, who has been there even longer. Will they ever go home? Probably not.
Lurk:*turns around and sees Jib next to him in the bed*
Lurk:....?
Lurk:...What the..?
11:33Invader JibJib: Huh...
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk: :I *Takes out a stick and pokes him*
11:33Invader JibJib: *rubs eyes* I don't...
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh it's you.
Lurk:*Throws stick away and tazes jib with a tazer*
11:33Invader JibJib: Hey, what was that for?
Jib: Ow!
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:..THAT was for the looney bin,jib donkey.
11:34Invader JibJib: Oh...
11:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:and..hurh......why am I not getting med side effects..?
11:34Invader JibJib: Guess that's fair, then.
11:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:*holds his head and feels his eyes*..no wrinkles...sweat...
11:35Invader JibJib: *looks around* I don't remember coming here...or being here in the first place
11:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks at hands and body,wearing disguise*
Lurk:More importantly,why would I SLEEP with YOU?
Lurk:And-...hey..wait...*looks around the room*...This is MENAMI'S APARTMENT!
11:35Invader JibJib: Yeah, good question-Wait really?
11:36Mysteriousjillguy
The walls are dirty and blank,the apartment looks abandonded*
( Vex,you could come in if you want..
( Wait,how long will you be up?
( Maybe Vex wakes up there too..
( Or maybe an alt version of Vex..
11:37Invader JibJib: Dunno why I'd be here in the first place then....especially NOW...
11:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why is her apartment so..empty..?
11:38Invader JibJib: *Starts to come to his senses* Wait...if i'm...-Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure.
11:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:..It must be the giant mud monster from xerobinia 67,he stole my rubber pig collection.
Lurk:OR THE DEMONIC WEASEL PIG GHOSTS FROM DIMENSION 24!
11:39Invader JibJib: Uh...I don't know what that is, but okay...
11:39INVADER VEX
A knock on the door is heard*
11:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Quick,grab some whipped cream cans! Its the only way to destroy them-
The door falls over,dust flies*
11:40INVADER VEXVex: *is standing at the door with some welding goggles on and an AK-47 with a high powered plasma launcher welded to the bottom*
11:40Mysteriousjillguy
space roaches and flying insects are in the kitchen and door,crawling everywhere*
The paint in the apartment is old and ruined*
Lurk:EH? *THrows cans away*
Lurk:*walks over to the door*...Vex..?
( Btw,if you're alt Vex,Lurk doesn't exist in this timeline)
11:41Invader JibJib: Uh... Vex? What are you doing here? What am I doing here, anyway...
11:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the jibbers said.
Lurk:*pulls a few roaches out of his air,bits of hair are stabbed into them,like knives*
11:42INVADER VEXVex: Wait... If you two are the real Lurk and Jib..... *points gun up at them* Tell me if this word means anything to you... Multiverse.
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Oh yeah. I travel there all the time. Y'know? Remember Vex?
11:43INVADER VEX(Hate my wifi)
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well...atleast I USED to...ggrggh..
11:43INVADER VEXVex: *lowers the gun* Ok, you are from Z-14
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm on parole...
11:44Invader JibJib: Uh...I guess I'm from there, too?
11:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..yeah..wait..what do you mean..?
Lurk:...Did we time travel or something?
11:44INVADER VEXVex: I've been here a long time, guys... I woke up here four weeks ago... Er, well, I woke up floating in deep space around Jupiter, my entire space station missing...
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Werid..
11:45INVADER VEXVex: I used the thrusters in my PAK to get to earth, eventually making my way here... But it's a virtual wasteland
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Looks over to the kitchen,seeing a calendar*
11:45Invader JibJib: I've only been here since...today. So you don't know what happened either?
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Earth is a wasteland..?
Lurk:*reads the calendar*
11:46INVADER VEXVex: I haven't really seen anyone here... There are people on earth, but few
11:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...
Lurk:There are Irkens on Irk still..right?
Lurk:What if the apartment is the result of a nuclear war,or GIANT RADIOACTIVE BUNNIES. o_O
Lurk:OR MAYBE BOTH
11:48Invader JibJib: There's no such think as "giant radoactive bunnies", Lurk. That's just dumb.
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:*holds out a picture of radioactive bunnies in a dimension full of pudding and giant oreos*
11:49Invader JibJib: That looks fake
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'll show you. *Takes out his LSD remote*
Lurk:*presses it,it sparks*
Lurk:....?
11:49Invader JibJib: Uh...nah..let's...oh?
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the..
Lurk:...My LSD remote isn't working..
11:50Invader JibJib: Phew..
11:50INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, I've tried contacting other dimensions... It's no use, there are no openings. This universe may have drifted off from the Z multiverse because of Omniversial collapse
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk's backpack opens up,it's empty*
Lurk:LIR isn't here either...neither are any of my gadgets..not even my dolls..
11:51Invader JibJib: Well, we avoided going on some huge tangent...but we'er also stuck.
we're
11:51INVADER VEXvex: None of my Tesseract powered appliances are working, none of my Omniversial sensory equipment, no Subspace linkage...
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Are there still Irkens?
11:51INVADER VEXVex: Haven't seen any... Perhaps they fled the system.
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Irk is empty..?
Lurk:*looks at the calendar,it says 2016,it appears to be incredibly old and torn*
11:52Invader JibJib: Huh...that's..bad..
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Dried irken blood stains are on the back*
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Mhm, and the only ship I've ever seen is an old liquid powered rocket
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:That's VERY werid..
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Oh, and I tried sequencing some DNA from some blood, there is a lot of it, but my stuff isn't working
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:We must be in an alternate timeline..or an alternate universe...OR MAYBE EVEN THE FUTURE O_O
11:54Invader JibJib: Not the future, that doesn't even add up...
11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:What if the Nightmare Irkens altered reality? Or SICC found the LSD and used to ..CHANGE...STUFF! *holds vex by his shirt,panicing*
Lurk:But look at this calendar! It looks..almost 20 years old! *holds it*
11:55Invader JibJib: It does, but...um...
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Eeh... *brushes Lurk off* Yeah, I already found out that it is roughly 2051
11:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:2051?!!?! O_O
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Based on stellar alignments, yeah...
11:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:WE"RE ALL DOOMED!
11:56Invader JibJib: We're not "Doomed"...just stuck...
11:56INVADER VEXVex: My guess is that this universe was seperated somehow from the rest of the Z multiverse
11:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:I KNEW I SHOULd"VE STOPPED SICC! AND NOW HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE!
Lurk:I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM! IF IT WASn"T FOR YOU JIB,AND YOUR STUPID DETECTIVE WORK! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
11:56INVADER VEXVex: SICC Is in prison, dude... You and Delta and Zag captured him a while ago...
Lurk:*turns around and sees Jib next to him in the bed*
Lurk:....?
Lurk:...What the..?
11:33Invader JibJib: Huh...
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk: :I *Takes out a stick and pokes him*
11:33Invader JibJib: *rubs eyes* I don't...
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh it's you.
Lurk:*Throws stick away and tazes jib with a tazer*
11:33Invader JibJib: Hey, what was that for?
Jib: Ow!
11:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:..THAT was for the looney bin,jib donkey.
11:34Invader JibJib: Oh...
11:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:and..hurh......why am I not getting med side effects..?
11:34Invader JibJib: Guess that's fair, then.
11:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:*holds his head and feels his eyes*..no wrinkles...sweat...
11:35Invader JibJib: *looks around* I don't remember coming here...or being here in the first place
11:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks at hands and body,wearing disguise*
Lurk:More importantly,why would I SLEEP with YOU?
Lurk:And-...hey..wait...*looks around the room*...This is MENAMI'S APARTMENT!
11:35Invader JibJib: Yeah, good question-Wait really?
11:36Mysteriousjillguy
The walls are dirty and blank,the apartment looks abandonded*
( Vex,you could come in if you want..
( Wait,how long will you be up?
( Maybe Vex wakes up there too..
( Or maybe an alt version of Vex..
11:37Invader JibJib: Dunno why I'd be here in the first place then....especially NOW...
11:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why is her apartment so..empty..?
11:38Invader JibJib: *Starts to come to his senses* Wait...if i'm...-Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure.
11:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:..It must be the giant mud monster from xerobinia 67,he stole my rubber pig collection.
Lurk:OR THE DEMONIC WEASEL PIG GHOSTS FROM DIMENSION 24!
11:39Invader JibJib: Uh...I don't know what that is, but okay...
11:39INVADER VEX
A knock on the door is heard*
11:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Quick,grab some whipped cream cans! Its the only way to destroy them-
The door falls over,dust flies*
11:40INVADER VEXVex: *is standing at the door with some welding goggles on and an AK-47 with a high powered plasma launcher welded to the bottom*
11:40Mysteriousjillguy
space roaches and flying insects are in the kitchen and door,crawling everywhere*
The paint in the apartment is old and ruined*
Lurk:EH? *THrows cans away*
Lurk:*walks over to the door*...Vex..?
( Btw,if you're alt Vex,Lurk doesn't exist in this timeline)
11:41Invader JibJib: Uh... Vex? What are you doing here? What am I doing here, anyway...
11:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the jibbers said.
Lurk:*pulls a few roaches out of his air,bits of hair are stabbed into them,like knives*
11:42INVADER VEXVex: Wait... If you two are the real Lurk and Jib..... *points gun up at them* Tell me if this word means anything to you... Multiverse.
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Oh yeah. I travel there all the time. Y'know? Remember Vex?
11:43INVADER VEX(Hate my wifi)
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well...atleast I USED to...ggrggh..
11:43INVADER VEXVex: *lowers the gun* Ok, you are from Z-14
11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm on parole...
11:44Invader JibJib: Uh...I guess I'm from there, too?
11:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..yeah..wait..what do you mean..?
Lurk:...Did we time travel or something?
11:44INVADER VEXVex: I've been here a long time, guys... I woke up here four weeks ago... Er, well, I woke up floating in deep space around Jupiter, my entire space station missing...
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Werid..
11:45INVADER VEXVex: I used the thrusters in my PAK to get to earth, eventually making my way here... But it's a virtual wasteland
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Looks over to the kitchen,seeing a calendar*
11:45Invader JibJib: I've only been here since...today. So you don't know what happened either?
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Earth is a wasteland..?
Lurk:*reads the calendar*
11:46INVADER VEXVex: I haven't really seen anyone here... There are people on earth, but few
11:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...
Lurk:There are Irkens on Irk still..right?
Lurk:What if the apartment is the result of a nuclear war,or GIANT RADIOACTIVE BUNNIES. o_O
Lurk:OR MAYBE BOTH
11:48Invader JibJib: There's no such think as "giant radoactive bunnies", Lurk. That's just dumb.
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:*holds out a picture of radioactive bunnies in a dimension full of pudding and giant oreos*
11:49Invader JibJib: That looks fake
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'll show you. *Takes out his LSD remote*
Lurk:*presses it,it sparks*
Lurk:....?
11:49Invader JibJib: Uh...nah..let's...oh?
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the..
Lurk:...My LSD remote isn't working..
11:50Invader JibJib: Phew..
11:50INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, I've tried contacting other dimensions... It's no use, there are no openings. This universe may have drifted off from the Z multiverse because of Omniversial collapse
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk's backpack opens up,it's empty*
Lurk:LIR isn't here either...neither are any of my gadgets..not even my dolls..
11:51Invader JibJib: Well, we avoided going on some huge tangent...but we'er also stuck.
we're
11:51INVADER VEXvex: None of my Tesseract powered appliances are working, none of my Omniversial sensory equipment, no Subspace linkage...
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Are there still Irkens?
11:51INVADER VEXVex: Haven't seen any... Perhaps they fled the system.
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Irk is empty..?
Lurk:*looks at the calendar,it says 2016,it appears to be incredibly old and torn*
11:52Invader JibJib: Huh...that's..bad..
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Dried irken blood stains are on the back*
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Mhm, and the only ship I've ever seen is an old liquid powered rocket
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:That's VERY werid..
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Oh, and I tried sequencing some DNA from some blood, there is a lot of it, but my stuff isn't working
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:We must be in an alternate timeline..or an alternate universe...OR MAYBE EVEN THE FUTURE O_O
11:54Invader JibJib: Not the future, that doesn't even add up...
11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:What if the Nightmare Irkens altered reality? Or SICC found the LSD and used to ..CHANGE...STUFF! *holds vex by his shirt,panicing*
Lurk:But look at this calendar! It looks..almost 20 years old! *holds it*
11:55Invader JibJib: It does, but...um...
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Eeh... *brushes Lurk off* Yeah, I already found out that it is roughly 2051
11:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:2051?!!?! O_O
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Based on stellar alignments, yeah...
11:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:WE"RE ALL DOOMED!
11:56Invader JibJib: We're not "Doomed"...just stuck...
11:56INVADER VEXVex: My guess is that this universe was seperated somehow from the rest of the Z multiverse
11:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:I KNEW I SHOULd"VE STOPPED SICC! AND NOW HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE!
Lurk:I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM! IF IT WASn"T FOR YOU JIB,AND YOUR STUPID DETECTIVE WORK! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
11:56INVADER VEXVex: SICC Is in prison, dude... You and Delta and Zag captured him a while ago...
11:57Invader JibJib: Now come on, we don't even know WHO is responsible for...whatever the heck this is, Lurk.
11:57INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, it may just be a result of Omniversial collapse
11:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Wait...
Lurk:If it's Omniversal collaspe then wecan't stop it..
11:58INVADER VEXVex
11:58MysteriousjillguyLurk: It's a force of nature..
11:58INVADER VEXVex: No, but we may be able to escape before it gets too bad
11:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:But that doesn't explain Irk's destruction..or Earth...what happened..?
11:59Invader JibJib: That's what we need to find out...I think..
12:00INVADER VEXVex: Well, without the effects of Multiversial interactions, a lot of history had to be rewritten
12:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well uhh..hmmm
Lurk:So we're in an alternate timeline?
Lurk:Or was history erased?
12:00Invader JibJib: Uh...
12:00INVADER VEXVex: I'm thinking alternate timeline, but it doesn't exactly explain why time has sped up
12:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh..
Lurk:Well uh...everyone we know and possibly hold dear is most likely dead..so uh..
12:02Invader JibJib: ..Yeah..
12:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Without a multiverse,I cant travel through dimensions...and..that means..no..fionna...and..erm..murp...o_o
12:02INVADER VEXVex: Perhaps, and this would be something very new, this dimension is leeching onto physics from other Multiverses... If we cannot escape before this dimension drifts away, we may very well end up in another multiverse...
12:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sits down and rocks back and forth*
Lurk:....F-FUTURE....FUTURE....FFFFUTURE....
12:03INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, think about it, we could be the first Irkens to ever leave the Z multiverse! We would die, sure, but what an achievement for science!
12:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:I've already done that countless times.
12:03Invader JibJib: Not worth it at all...
12:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Plus..if we survive we may end up in a multiverse that's inhospitable..or horrible...
12:04Invader JibJib: Possibly
12:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Like a universe full of Nark Fanfictions...
12:05Invader JibJib: That sounds awful...
12:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:Or man eating abominations..
12:05INVADER VEXVex: yes, but it may just be inevitable... Unless we can find an artifact that can be used to break the universal fabric.
12:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:Artifacts..? Most of those things were in other universes or belonged to our now dead friends. So we're screwed.
12:06INVADER VEXVex: But it would have to be very powerfu- Oh, I got it!
12:06Invader JibJib: Well, i've never tried breaking the unviversal fabric before and probably haven't wanted to, so-
12:06Mysteriousjillguy
The ground rumbles*
12:07Invader JibJib: Oh gosh...what was that???
12:07Mysteriousjillguy
The tremor stops a few mintutes later*
12:07INVADER VEXVex: huh, weird.... How about some time residue? That might work
12:07MysteriousjillguyLurk: Maybe the universe is starting to enter a multiverse.
12:07Invader JibJib: Oh yeeah...but where do we get THAT?
12:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:So uh..there might be some rifts.....so we'd better be careful..
Lurk:And...Time residue..? Whats that?
12:08Invader JibJib: It's...a lot to explain..
12:08INVADER VEXVex: Well, like Lurk just pointed out, we came in through rifts... Maybe some could be harvested from those. We may have a small window of time
12:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:That sounds like some brand of sci fi earth perfume.
Lurk"Time residue"
12:09Invader JibJib: Yeah, it kinda does...
12:10INVADER VEXVex: Also, time residue is, well, a substance that leaks from Subspace when rifts collide with one another.
12:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:And time travel? I thought rifts only opened up alternate universes...
Lurk:Oh..uh....right..I keep forgetting about that...Time residue..
Lurk:And um..."Subwayspace"..right.
12:11Invader Jib(gtg)
12:12Mysteriousjillguy( Aw..)
12:12Invader Jib(Bye)
12:12INVADER VEX(Aww.... Bye)
12:12Invader Jib(bye)
12:12Mysteriousjillguy( Bye
( hgghh..I'm gonna be up until..atleast 3..
VADER VEX(Uh huh...
Vex: Er... Subspace... Close, though.
1:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:That's what I said.
1:51Invader JibJib: I don't remember you saying that
1:52INVADER VEXVex: Yeah... Anyway, I dunno if jib already talked about this with you, but everyone thinks we are both dead, and I would prefer it stay that way so that we may, er, enact a certain plan to cripple the nightmare Irken war machine... So can you not mention us when you get back?
1:53Invader JibJib: *eyes suddenly widen* ...Yeah, don..'t mention us when you get back
1:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh...Ok
Lurk:Wait...Irken war machine?
Nightmare*
1:55Invader JibJib:....I don't think you need the details
1:55INVADER VEXVex: It's a term for their war forces... Just an expression...
1:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh...Ok...
1:55INVADER VEXVex: *whispers to Jib* I'm winking under my helmet.
1:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Eye shines become slightly thinner*
Lurk:Ok..So..lemme take out of my tablet device..maybe I can scan..for somewhere to go..or something..
*A wire comes out of Lurk's PAK,it connects to the tablet*
*Data of the conversation uploads into the tablet*
1:59INVADER VEXVex: Well, we need a ship offworld... I think there's a shipyard a few kilometers away. Or at least there is in our dimension...
1:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hopefully it wasn't destroyed by the bagle overlords.
2:00Invader JibJib: Judging by how everything else has been, wouldn't we be lucky if whatever we found even worked?
2:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm
Lurk:We're gonna die alright. MMMHMM
Lurk:Well uh,I regret nothing,except for the fact I never got to see Fionna's world.
Lurk:Ok,we might as well spend the last moments of our lives not starving,so which of you taste good with salt and peanut butter?
2:02INVADER VEXVex: What Jib said is true... I'll check it out before we go there. *a small spherical drone deploys from Vex's PAK and flies forward*
2:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:D'AW! I WANTED TO TO EAT JIB!@
2:03Invader JibJib: *narrows eyes*
2:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:I've tasted you before.
2:04INVADER VEXVex: ok, weird... But Let's get you two some cover... There are some weird sandstorms here... I guess the Irkens of this world didn't terraform quite like we did. *vex kicks down a door on a residential building and goes inside, rummages around, and then throws some gear to each of them*
2:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks at it*
*Lurk picks it up*
2:06Invader JibJib: It's just gear, it protects you from the elements. *puts his own on* Don't look at it like it's some foreign object
2:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:It smells like corn.
*Lurk puts on the mask*
2:07Invader JibJib: Now that's preposterous, it..*smells it* Oh yeah it kinda does
2:08Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk picks up a human gun* ..?
Lurk:What's this primitive Earth tech doing on this planet...?
2:09INVADER VEX*vex's implant blinks, and he receives scans from the drone he sent *
Vex: Oh, that fires small pieces of lead.
2:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:Strange..
2:10INVADER VEXVex: Watch out, it's more dangerous than it looks.
2:10Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk pokes it at his head* Lurk:How does it fire..?
*He points it at his head*
2:10Invader JibJib: Um, you should probably put that down...
2:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Puts the gun in his PAK*
2:11INVADER VEXVex: yeah... point it away from you, but first, push this button on the side and see if it has ammunition.
2:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:? *Pushes*
*Lurk fires the trigger,it fires at bullet,barely missing jib*
a*
Lurk:Uh..Sorry..
2:13Invader JibJib:WAH-*jumps away from it, narrowly missing*
2:13INVADER VEXVex: Watch it.... *Vex pulls out his AK-47 and shows some
*and shows Lurk some bacic features of a gun
2:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh..
Lurk:Reminds me of a Shozraglirti Sugar Spitter
2:15Invader JibJib: A what??
Jib: ...Nevermind
2:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:It's a gun made of doughnut that fires lit mice covered in sugar-
2:16INVADER VEXVex: Uh huh... *Puts the rifle on his back*
Vex: My scans suggest that there may be a functional ship in the shipyard, but it won't be able to break orbit... Maybe we should see if there are any space station?
*stations
2:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,let's get going. This plot needs to speed up for all the horrible,smelly people out there.
Lurk:And ok
2:19Invader JibJib: Couldn't hurt, but I'm not sure the technology in the space station would still functional.
2:19Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk's spider legs comes out,he walks toward the shipyard*
2:19INVADER VEXVex: * does the same*
2:20Invader JibJib: *does the same as well*
2:21Mysteriousjillguy*A white glowing light flickers at the shipyard*
2:22Invader JibJib: *narrows his eyes at the light* Well that's...odd..
2:22INVADER VEX*several minutes later, the three arrive at the walls of the compound*
Vex: My probes suggest that the light is just a reflection... It changes based on the angle.
2:24Invader JibJib: Oh okay...that makes sense.
2:24INVADER VEX*three small slice shaped probes return to a sphere shape and fly into Vex's PAK
2:25Mysteriousjillguy*The light suddenly transforms into an Irken clock*
2:25Invader JibJib: Wha...
2:25Mysteriousjillguy*The clock has 4 arms*
2:26INVADER VEXVex: Huh...
2:26Mysteriousjillguy*It floats,and begins to vibrate*
Lurk:O_O
2:27Invader JibJib: *slowly pulls his sword out and holds it by his side*
2:28INVADER VEX*some alien looking creatures creep in the shadows beneath the ships*
2:28Mysteriousjillguy*The first arm points to 2,the 2nd points to 0 and the third points to 7 and the fourth points to 1*
*The 7 and 1 reverse*
2:28INVADER VEXVex: *pulls out his gun*
2:28Mysteriousjillguy*switch places
*The clock's arms point to 2,0,1,8 and begins to shake violently*
2:29INVADER VEX(I gotta go. I have to wake up early to practice driving.
2:30Invader Jib(Bye
2:30Mysteriousjillguy*It suddenly bursts into flames,but then reappears,with the arms pointing at 2,0,2,1*
( Aww..bye
2:30INVADER VEX(So... Can you record this and hopefully we can continue later?
Ok, bye
2:31Mysteriousjillguy( Yeah
The Clock implodes on itself*
12:28INVADER VEXVex: This must be some sort of anomaly.... We are in inter-Multiversial space, after all
12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk: Well that was neat.
12:28Invader JibJib: Yeah most likely..
12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait,uh,wasn't this place going to collaspe in on itself soon?
Lurk:...Like that clock.
12:29INVADER VEXVex: As the physics change, yes, it is possible... So let's get going
12:29Invader JibJib: Hadn't...thought of that..
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
A hideous spiderish thing covered in a tough exoskeleton scurries by with 6 tenetacle legs,it has dark green irken ish eyes*
12:30Invader JibJib: *looks at it*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
It slithers into a small hole in the shipyard*
12:30INVADER VEXVex: Aaaaaahhh... Well, that was weird.
Vex: Hm. Maybe we should follow it. It seems to know where it's going
12:31MysteriousjillguyLurk: I think there's gonna be more creepy stuff in there that could rip our limbs off.
Lurk:That hole's too small.
12:32INVADER VEXVex: we can fix that. *takes out a grenade* This little party popper specializes in making entrances
12:32MysteriousjillguyLurk: Don't say one liners! JUST THROW IT!
12:32Invader JibJib: It's hollow..er down there?
scratch that line actually
12:32INVADER VEXVex: Alright.... I had about five more ready, though. *tosses the grenade in and blows a much larger hole*
12:33Mysteriousjillguy
The shipyard is old and wrecked,it creaks*
Lurk:Seems a bit fragile.
12:33INVADER VEXVex: This place is sketchy... Let's try not to get tetanus.
12:34Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk walks into the hole*
12:34Invader Jib(Wait i'm confused, the whole leads to the shipyard?
12:34INVADER VEX(It's a hole in the wall to the shipyard, I assume
12:34Mysteriousjillguy( Is it in a building?
( Err
( Underground
( Something
12:34Invader JibJib: *tries to step into the whole, but almost falls and ends up sliding down
12:35Mysteriousjillguy
The shipyard is dimly lit*
12:35INVADER VEXVex: *unfurls his spider legs and climbs down into the tunnel*
12:36Invader JibJib: *starts walk through it and towards the ship yard
12:36MysteriousjillguyLurk: We must be in the lower level of it..or something.
A creature zips by in the darkness,making a loud hiss*
Lurk: DEAAUGHHH IT'S TERRZ!
Lurk: She must be angry over me eating the cookies again!
12:37Invader JibJib: Uh...no..
12:37INVADER VEXVex: Wow... This is crazy. *there are enormous blast doors with tons of broken down jumpships in the middle of two lakes of spilled coolant, venting poison gas into the atmosphere where the doors are rusted and caving in
12:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:But what if the Terrz in this world RAN OUT OF COOKIES AND WENT INSANE!
Lurk: You can't live without cookies.
Another creature zips by,making a painful low groan*
Lurk:...There aren't any Terrz clones anywhere are there?
12:39INVADER VEXVex: No lurk, probably not... *pulls out the AK-47 strapped to his back and turns on a light strapped to the bottom
12:39Invader JibJib: If they're were, why would they be here?
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
The light reveals a larger version of the creature that entered the hole earlier,with gigantic human like teeth and exposed gums*
Lurk:Maybe she was looking for co-wHAt
12:40INVADER VEXVex: Ah! *points the gun at it*
12:40Mysteriousjillguy
The creature's head rotates 360 degrees*
Two slits on it's head open,revealing white soulless eyes*
The creature roars*
12:40INVADER VEXVex: *Lets lead fly into the creature's eye*
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
The lead bounces off*
Lurk:?!
12:41Invader JibJib: *shoots a laser pistol*
12:41INVADER VEXVex: *backs up, firing bullets into different parts of the creature*
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk takes out his gun*
12:41INVADER VEXVex: This isn't working! Our weapons are too outdated
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
He fires bullets at it*
Lurk:Maybe because it was engineered by FILTHY HUMANS!
The creature knocks Lurk into a wall with a tenetacle*
Creature:SKRRRREEEEEEEEEE
12:42INVADER VEXVex: *puts a grenade down the tube on the side of the gun and pulls a lever, sending the grenade into the creature's mouth and into its gut
12:42Invader JibJib: *grabs his sword and slices the tentancle*
12:44INVADER VEX
the grenade explodes, shredding the inside of the monster's gut*
12:44Invader JibJib: *backs away for the explosion*
12:45INVADER VEXVex: We need to find a ship, fast! You guys keep these guys busy- if there are any more- while I rig a connection to the central computer
12:45Mysteriousjillguy
The monster screams in pain,blood drips from it's mouth*
The creature's jaw expands*
12:46INVADER VEXVex: *runs over to a ship and splices into its computer with his PAK legs* Gah, there's nothing left.... *moves on to another ship
12:46Mysteriousjillguy
It suddenly goes inside out,revealing several insectinoid legs on it's guts*
12:47Invader JibJib: *shoots some of the other monsters
12:47Mysteriousjillguy
It's eyes transform into eye stalks,and it's guts fuse together and mix with it's jaws,forming a temporary mouth*
The creature throws one of it's claws at Jib*
12:48Invader JibJib: GAH *shoots it with his laser pistol, and holds his sword in front of him*
12:48Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk throws his gun at the exposed guts on it's mouth*
12:48INVADER VEXVex: *Climbs into the cockpit of a ship that doesn't look too damaged and begins trying to boot it up
12:48Mysteriousjillguy
It makes a squeak noise,it looks toward Lurk,annoyed*
Lurk:Umm
Lurk:JIB GIMMIE A WEAPON!
12:49Invader JibJib: What kind of weapon
12:49MysteriousjillguyLurk: ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FROM EARTH!
12:49Invader JibJib: *throws a laser gun*
12:49Mysteriousjillguy
The creature slams one of it's tenetacles at Lurk,he jumps out of the way*
Lurk looks at his gun*
12:50INVADER VEXVex: *Gets into a large turret on the too of the ship and fires three huge bolts of plasma into the monster before the coils of the gun fry*
top
12:50Mysteriousjillguy"The Generic-O-Tron Specific Number-Thousand! Perfect for all of your advanced gun needs"
Happy face on it's side*"IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF AMMO"
Lurk grins*
The monster flies backward,being burned by the plasma*
Lurk:Awww!
12:51INVADER VEXVex: *climbs out of the overheated turret and back into the main ship* This ship is almost online, just keep it at bay for five more minutes
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
A water bear esque creature suddenly jumps onto the ship,it's skin is rock hard and has multiple spiked mandibles*
It begins slamming it's mandibles on the ship's roof*
The 1st monster goes limp,being melted alive by the plasma*
12:52INVADER VEXVex: Gah! *Pushes on the throttle of the ship, sending it flying into the air and knocking the monster off*
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
The monster spews a fireball at the ship as it flies into the air*
Burnt shrapnel flies everywhere*
Lurk shoots his gun at the monster*
Lurk:DIIIEEEEEE
12:53Invader JibJib: *throws a knife at the monster*
12:54Mysteriousjillguy
The knife breaks*
The monster roars*
It charges toward Jib and Lurk,growling*
12:54INVADER VEXVex: *struggles to maintain control of the nigh-inoperable ship, dodging the fireball barely, sending it flying into the hangar door of the port, knocking an enormous conduction coil onto the monster, slicing it's legs off*
12:55Mysteriousjillguy
The monster hisses in pain,it's leg stump leaks out a transparent jelly like fluid*
12:55Invader JibJib: *puts weapons down a bit, still in preparation*
12:55Mysteriousjillguy
The creature's head glows,a hunk of garbage and junk nearby suddenly glows*
12:55INVADER VEXVex: Woah! *the ship smacks into a piece of metal, damaging it further and busting the entrance port*
12:56Mysteriousjillguy
The garbage condenses into a limb made of scrap parts*
The garbage limb attaches to the monster*
12:56Invader JibJib: ...Seriously
12:56MysteriousjillguyLurk: It has telekinesis!
Lurk:IT MUST BE A MUTANT VERSION OF XI!
Lurk:C'mere Xi! We're all friends here right!
Monster:....*stares*
12:57Invader JibJib: Uh..
Jib: I doubt that..
12:58Mysteriousjillguy
The monster keeps a stoic,emotionless face and simply flicks Lurk into a wall with it's 3rd arm*
Lurk:AUgh-
12:58INVADER VEXVex: Guys, figure out a way to get the hangar doors open!
Vex: I can occupy the monster
12:58Mysteriousjillguy
The monster roars and charges toward the ship*
12:58Invader JibJib: *jumps onto the ship*
12:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:Argh..that hurt alot.
Lurk? *looks at jib*
12:58Invader JibJib: *tries to gnaw the door open with the back of a laser rifle*
12:59Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk runs to the ship,stumbling a bit and then falls over,but then gets up again and runs toward jib*
12:59INVADER VEX
The ship drops a large piece of metal off of its hull, nailing the monster but sending Jib flying off of the ship
12:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:!
Lurk's spider legs activate,they grab jib*
12:59INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, get the big door open!
Vex: I can get you in with the onboard supply transmat... If I can get it working
1:00Mysteriousjillguy
The legs are holding Jib by his collar*
Lurk: Hey Jib? Remember the loony bin?
1:01Invader JibJib: ...uh yeah-oh boy
1:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Throws Jib at the door,breaking it down*
1:01Invader JibJib: ow
1:01Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk jumps into the ship with his spider legs*
1:01INVADER VEXVex: *teleports Jib into the ship as he is falling down from the doors*
Vex: Gotcha! Hang on, lurk
1:02Mysteriousjillguy
THe monster roars*
It struggles underneath the piece of metal*
1:02INVADER VEX
The teleporter strips Lurk from the outside of the ship and into the cargo bay as the ship bursts up and out of the hangar*
1:02Mysteriousjillguy
The sound of other roars and hisses belonging to other hideous creatures is heard*
Lurk: WAIT!
Lurk: Can you blow up that ugly monster.
Lurk:Please?
1:03Invader JibJib: Not particularly necassary..
INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, we need to leave... This thing is falling apart
1:04MysteriousjillguyLurk: Just one blast?
1:04INVADER VEXVex: Guns are down, lurk
1:04Mysteriousjillguy
A pterodactyl esque creature jumps onto the window of the cockpit,and screeches with it's 4 jawed mouth*
Lurk:Awwwww-AAHHHHHHH!
More dactyl esque creatures jump onto the ship,screaming in distorted irken esque voices*
1:05Invader JibJib: *opens the window just a bit and jerks the creature off*
Jib: ..*notices the other cretures*
1:05Mysteriousjillguy
More of them jump onto the ship*
Lurk:FORGET IT! Let's just go! Leave! NOWWWW
1:06INVADER VEXVex: WOAH! *twists the controls and barrel rolls, blowing past the monsters but knocking off more of the hull
1:07Mysteriousjillguy( Did they leave the shipyard after they left the hangar?
1:08INVADER VEX(Well they're flying above it
1:08Mysteriousjillguy( Oh ok
The shipyard collaspes*
Lurk:Now where do we go?
1:08Invader JibJib: This thing took a lot of damage...How long will it still be uh..fine?
1:08INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, try to find if there is some sort of space station
1:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Uh..how?
Lurk:Oh right!
Lurk:*Takes out his tablet device*
Tablet:"ARE YOU FEELING DOWN? BUY FREE ANTI DEPRESSANT IRKEN HAND SIZED PILLS TODAY!"
Lurk:GRGGHH! Stupid ads!
1:10Invader JibJib: I would think they'red be some kind of communications device in here..
1:11Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk rapidly closes a bunch of pop up ads*
1:11INVADER VEXVex: Well yes, but I think the transmitter is dead
1:11Invader JibJib: Oh yeah..
1:11INVADER VEXVex: *tries to tune into different frequencies with no luck until finding one with what sounds like music* What is this?
1:11Mysteriousjillguy"Thank you for your subscription to our weekly Magazine! HEN-
Lurk:!
Lurk slams the tablet onto the ground*
It sparks,breaking*
Lurk:Oops. Sorry,I dropped it.
An image of anime style human females flash on the screen for a few seconds,wearing little clothing*
Lurk:Grggh! Ngh! *Steps on the tablet*
Lurk throws it out of the airlock*
1:13INVADER VEXVex:... Anyway, let's see where this signal is coming from...
1:13Mysteriousjillguy
The frequency plays outdated alien folk music*
Lurk: What's goin on?
The music is low quality and choppy,along with static*
1:16INVADER VEXVex: *Begins homing in on the signal, trying to find the origin*
1:16Invader Jib
eyelashes raise or something
1:16Mysteriousjillguy
It sounds like high pitched whistles and humming*
A mud brown,small planet with rivers of strange tan liquids comes on a screen in the ship*
1:17Invader JibJib: Hm..
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
The screen's quality is awful,it's also cracked*
1:18INVADER VEXVex: Hm. What are the coordinates for that planet?
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
The planet has a few asteroid moons orbiting it*
Lurk: Uhhh
Lurk: *Looks at another screen*
Lurk:....How do you read coordinates?
Lurk:My tablet just gave me directions.
Lurk:...That I accidentally dropped out of the airlock.
1:20Invader JibJib: . . .
1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk: ->0
1:20INVADER VEXVex: Ugh.
1:20Mysteriousjillguy
=_0*
The planet's gravity is low*
Lurk:WE'd better get moving before this flying junkyard falls apart.
1:22Invader JibJib: Right..
1:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:Or breaks,or gets attacked by horrible anthropomorphic ham muffins.
A giant ham chunk filled muffin with arms and legs flies by,glowing pink*
It gos unnoticed*
goes*
1:23INVADER VEXVex: yep. We need to find a ship that's a little faster... It'll take us a thousand years to get where we need to be in this thing.
1:23MysteriousjillguyLurk: But all the other ships are broken..
Lurk:Or filled with monster feces.
1:24INVADER VEXVex: We need to look somewhere else
1:24MysteriousjillguyLurk: Hngh! At this point we'll have to scour the entire planet for a ship! I mean c'mon,where are we gonna find a ship! I mean C'MMOONNN! C'MONNN COME ON!
Lurk: WHERE?!
1:25INVADER VEXVex: Not on Irk, that's for sure... We need to go elsewhere. Vort is the closest, let's check if there's anything left there
1:25Mysteriousjillguy
A signal comes on the screen*
A blurred image of what appears to the massive appears on the screen,it appears to be heavily damaged and crashed into a nearby city*
Lurk:? What is that?
1:27INVADER VEXVex: It looks like a less advanced Irken flagship
Vex: But it's absolutely decimated... I doubt we'd find anything
1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk: It looks like a giant red distorted potat-oh uh yeah.
Lurk:What if it's full of ships in it's hangar?
1:27Invader JibJib: They might not work well?
1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk: Oh yeah...
1:28INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, an impact like that would wreck everything
1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk: Wait uh,how are we gonna get to Vort if that brown planet would take a thousand years?
1:29INVADER VEXVex: Ugh, I don't know.... Maybe there's a space station in orbit
Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: Is Vort closer?
10:30 INVADER VEX Vex: It's the closest civilized planet to Irk.
10:31 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Oh ok then.
Suddenly,a strange ripple forms near the ship,warping space time a bit*
10:32 INVADER VEX Vex: Physics are changing, we must be getting close to another multiverse.
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *Time speeds up 5 minutes later*
Lurk: So uh what are we gon-...Huh
10:32 Invader Jib Jib: ...
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:...That was weird.
10:33 INVADER VEX Vex: ... Uh... Ok, so let's look for a spaceport or something
10:33 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Gngh. Let's go to Vort or some place before our organs implode or something.
Lurk: Ok.
10:34 Invader Jib Jib: ...that could happen?
10:34 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk sits in a deteriorated chair looking at some controls*
Lurk:I've seen worse happen with rifts.
Lurk: LOTS OF THINGS. *Stares at Jib,paranoid*
10:34 Invader Jib Jib: *leans back* Okay...
10:34 INVADER VEX Vex: *Pulls up into the upper atmosphere, the entire ship shuddering and shaking, trying to hold together because of the pressure and force*
Vex: This doesn't sound too good...
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *From space,Irk's atmosphere looks smoggier then usual*
Tons of spaceship debris is everywhere in space,along with destroyed vessels of all kinds*
10:36 Invader Jib Jib: Wow..
10:36 Mysteriousjillguy *A hollow sphere of debris is covering the entire planet,filled with dust and ship parts*
10:36 INVADER VEX *the ship flies into a layer of smog, pulling out into space and blasting into space*
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: Uh..Vex..
10:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Hold on! *The ship smashes through debris, making more metal hull pieces fly off of the ship
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: What if that calendar was older then it looked..
The ship rocks a bit*
Lurk:Hngh!
10:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok, we are clear!
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk stumbles*
Lurk: *regains balance*
Lurk: That layer of space junk looks pretty ancient.
10:38 Invader Jib Jib: It does..hm..
10:38 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: What if it's been longer then just 20 years?
10:39 INVADER VEX Vex: *flies past dead satellites and wreckage and into some strange clouds* What do ya mean, Lurk?
10:39 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:This layer of junk must've taken a long time to form. This universe must take place further into the future then we thought
Lurk: Maybe?
( Good thing I kept recording
10:40 INVADER VEX Vex: Hm. *Flies past more debris* it's a possibility. We shall see.
10:40 Invader Jib Jib: Well 20 years might be enough to wreck Irk alone, but with all this destruction, I'm not sure.
