The Reign of Shrix - (Part two)

Alt. Vex: We have to get out of the jail! Everyone run that way!

LIR: Yeah!

Alt. Vex: The guards are mostly Irkens, so please try not to kill too many, ok?

9:15 LIRLIR LIR: Ok.. 9:15 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: The portal is about five hundred feet away from the front of the palace. 9:15 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Vex...I came here for something... 9:15 LIRLIR LIR: Wait. If those.. jelly..things.. came at us LIR: WHAT ELSE IS COMING? 9:15 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark: Now....hmmm 9:15 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: I can deal with them. 9:16 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:Let's check on the prisoners. *presses button on a screen* 9:16 LIRLIR LIR: *stops running, and looks at a security camera, then facepalms* 9:16 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Vex...You can help me... 9:16 LIRLIR LIR: Great. 9:16 Mysteriousjillguy

• King Nark sees the prison cell destroyed,and them talking*

King Nark:They escaped! 9:17 Invader Jib Jab: *Slices the security camera in half* 9:17 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:GUARDS! ENGINEERS! WHOEVER YOU ARE! King Nark:SEND IN THE MINONS,ALL OF THEM! 9:17 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: RUN! 9:17 Mysteriousjillguy

• guards rush to their stations*

King Nark: ENGINEERS! 9:17 LIRLIR LIR: Uh.. oh... 9:18 INVADER VEX

• the group starts running to the entrance of the palace*

9:18 Mysteriousjillguy

• an irken scientist/engineer walks up to him*: Yes my King.

Nark: Is it ready? Engineer: Yes,it is fully functional. 9:18 YourFavoriteFangirl (Okay Im back, I was on Skype again. XD Going through the messages... sorry to interrupt yall's rp. Ill make an article for Miz when I can.) 9:18 LIRLIR LIR: Is it smart to think that the entrance is the most heavily guarded place- *ZAKK, a red laser* 9:19 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: Good,open up a portal immediately you globbin idiot. Scientist: Yes my king. 9:19 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Vex...I can help you if you can help me... 9:19 LIRLIR LIR: Umm. LIR: With what? 9:19 Mysteriousjillguy

• the ceiling starts to shake*

9:19 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Yes. Elaborate. 9:19 Mysteriousjillguy floor* 9:19 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: What the? 9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( http://irken-fanon-adventures.wikia.com/wiki/King_Nark's_minions ) 9:19 LIRLIR LIR: I have a bad feeling about this (XD) 9:20 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Ya think so? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!! 9:20 LIRLIR LIR: *looks over shoulder* Oh....my!!!!! *millions of Nark minions are stampeding towards them* 9:20 Mysteriousjillguy

• red circle appears on the floor,it splits in two,two poker spikes come out*

9:21 LIRLIR LIR: AHH! *turns thumbs into knives, and stabs a poker-spike* 9:21 Mysteriousjillguy

• the poker spikes swirl through the hole into the air* Pokers:FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *they make loud vibrtating noises*

9:21 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Whoa! *he uses his repulsorlift engine to maneuver over the pokers* 9:21 Mysteriousjillguy

• the poker spike throws it's large tail at LIR and the others*

9:21 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Together, we can destroy "King" Nark and free our home... 9:21 INVADER VEX Alt Vex: Yeah, I'm listening. 9:21 Invader Jib Jab: *uses sword to climb on the celing* 9:22 LIRLIR LIR: AUUUGHHH! VAAX!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK... 9:22 Mysteriousjillguy the first poker spike shoots plasma disks at alt vex and alt vax*

• the 2nd poker whacks LIR with it's tail*

9:22 LIRLIR LIR: AAAARGH! 9:22 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Whoa! *one disk cuts his arm* Agh! 9:23 Invadervax (Oh, my Tallest, Michael just stabbed someone! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!) 9:23 LIRLIR

• Grape-bots begin to converge on LIR, who begins to slash them with his thumb-knives*

9:23 Mysteriousjillguy

• two plasma disks fly into a stone column with KIng Nark's face carved into it,it collaspes*
• stone blocks fly everywhere*

9:23 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: GO! The entrance isn't too far away! 9:23 Mysteriousjillguy

• they fly into fionna statues*

9:24 LIRLIR LIR: Whoaaaaaa!! *a large stone block lands squarely on him* 9:24 Invadervax Alt. Vax: We can expand the Irken Empire through the entire Omniverse... 9:24 Mysteriousjillguy (Wait,so they're outside the palace where the entrance is?) 9:24 INVADER VEX

• Most of the group makes it through the falling rubble*

(They are almost to the entrance) Alt. Vex: There's the portal! Run! 9:25 LIRLIR

• Most of the group makes it out just in time before the whole ceiling collapses*

9:25 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Ve...Soon I will turn into a full Xenomorph...The only thing I won't loose is my ability to talk in our language... 9:25 Mysteriousjillguy

• ground rumbles*

9:25 Invadervax Vex* 9:25 Invader Jib (Can you guys not go so fast? I don't like seeing the RP at a completley different stance after 12 secoonds of recording) 9:25 INVADER VEX (Ok. 9:26 LIRLIR (We'll try..) 9:26 Invadervax Vax: *Jumps through* 9:26 Mysteriousjillguy

• two Nark bots burst through the ground near the entrance*

9:26 INVADER VEX (We should pause to let him catch up.) 9:26 Mysteriousjillguy

• rocks and concrete fly everywhere*

9:26 LIRLIR

• LIR is completely hidden, crushed under all of the rubble*

9:26 INVADER VEX (Guys, let's pause so Jib can record.) 9:26 LIRLIR (Ok.) 9:27 INVADER VEX (Unless you have it all already. Do you, Jib?) 9:27 Invader Jib (Recorded. I feel kinda left out in this RP) 9:27 LIRLIR (Well, stop recording for a bit, participate, and then record, or something..) 9:28 Invader Jib Jab: *Doesn't jump in the portal, but just stares at it* 9:28 LIRLIR

• Behind Jib, there seems to be a light shining through the rubble*

9:28 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: That's deep space out there, so get ready for it. 9:28 LIRLIR

• The light dims and disappears*

9:28 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk jumps onto a nark bot's knee* 9:29 INVADER VEX

• Alt. Vex puts on a filter and flies into the portal

9:29 Mysteriousjillguy

• his spider legs come out,he climbs on it*

(When did he get a portal?) 9:29 INVADER VEX (It's the portal to Foodcourtia 9:29 Invader Jib (Duh) 9:29 LIRLIR

• The light in the rubble shines brighter now*

9:29 Mysteriousjillguy ( The Portal is located in the castle... ( Aren't you at the entrance to the palace?

• palace

9:30 Invader Jib (How the heck could they get huge robots through it if it's in the castle?) 9:30 INVADER VEX (I thought it was in the courtyard near the entrance... 9:30 Mysteriousjillguy (They burst through the ground Jib.) 9:30 Invader Jib (They have to go through the portal to get there) 9:30 LIRLIR (Let's just say the portals in the courtyard) 9:31 Mysteriousjillguy (The Portal is located in the-WAIT 9:31 Invadervax Alt. Vax: *Starts to turn fully Xenomorph* 9:31 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe portal is in the backyard of the palace,the entrance is in the front yard ( I got confused for a moment... 9:31 LIRLIR (Nark made a trick portal.. * 9:31 Mysteriousjillguy ( It's in the backyard.. 9:31 LIRLIR (Vex just flies through it and falls to the ground) 9:32 Mysteriousjillguy ( But it's in the backyard... 9:32 LIRLIR (Oh. Ok.) 9:32 Invader Jib (Why must you complicate everything, Lurk?) 9:32 Mysteriousjillguy ( We were at the entrance,remember? 9:32 INVADER VEX (Ok, so they are in the backyard.) 9:32 Mysteriousjillguy ( Well,so it makes sense. ( But I thought you were at the entrance... 9:32 LIRLIR (Yeah... the BACKYARD ENTRANCE.) 9:32 INVADER VEX (It was a miscommunication, so let's just go with that.) 9:32 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ok. 9:33 LIRLIR

• A shining LIR climbs out of the rubble*

9:33 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk climbs onto the nark bot's head and stabs it's eye with a spider leg* 9:33 LIRLIR (This is where LIR discovers his Existence) 9:34 Mysteriousjillguy

• The 2nd nark bot throws it's fist at Lurk*

9:34 LIRLIR

• LIR stops glowing, and has a puzzled look, but runs to fight the Narkbots*

9:34 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk jumps off it's head and doges it*

9:34 LIRLIR LIR: Hey!! Big....blue...thingy! Come and get me! 9:35 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: *his head pops back out of the portal* Everyone! This way! The portal is becoming unstable, and could collapse with all the energy being given off in this area!* 9:35 LIRLIR LIR: *jumps into the portal* 9:35 Mysteriousjillguy

• The 2nd narkbot hits the 1st narkbot instead,the fist bursts through the 1st Narkbot's head,it explodes*
• The fist is destroyed along with the 1st narkbot*

9:35 Invadervax

• Alt. Vax's antennae disappear, his tongue turns into a second mouth, and his eyes disappear, making him fully Xenomorph*

9:35 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Remember to activate your helmets before coming in here, or whatever! 9:36 Invadervax Alt. Vax: *Starts to roar* 9:36 Mysteriousjillguy

• The Nark bot flails it's destroyed "hand" around in anger*

9:36 LIRLIR

• LIR hears this a second before he moves through the portal*

9:36 Mysteriousjillguy

• The Nark bot topples over,crushing minions*
• Lurk runs towards the portal*

9:36 LIRLIR LIR: *floats around in space for a bit* 9:36 Mysteriousjillguy

• his spider legs retract and he runs*

9:37 INVADER VEX Vex: *In the Plague runner* We have three signals coming through the portal... Make that four... Vex: Plixx, get me a visual! 9:37 Mysteriousjillguy

• a poker spike from above throws it's tail at him,he flies into the back palace entrance*

9:37 Invadervax Alt. Vax: It has been done...This way, I am unstoppable... 9:37 Invader Jib Jib: AH! *Puts laser gun at the portal* 9:37 LIRLIR

• the signal indicator says there's another signal from behind them, not the portal*

9:38 Invadervax Vax: Everyone, this has been one of the worst days of my life... 9:38 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk's uniform gets burnt and ripped from the heated plasma tail,his face gets burnt too* Lurk:GUH! 9:38 INVADER VEX

• Vex identifies the people coming through the portal to be Alt. Vex, Vax, and LIR*

9:38 Invadervax Alt. Vax: *Jumps through* 9:38 Mysteriousjillguy ( Vex doesn't know who Alt Vex and Alt vax are,right? 9:38 LIRLIR

• Vex doesn't notice the extra signal, though*

9:38 INVADER VEX

• Lurk comes through shortly after, along with Alt. Vax*

9:38 Mysteriousjillguy ( Lurk flew into the palace back entrance 9:39 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok... Computer, retrieve them! Teleport the, in here! 9:39 LIRLIR LIR: *looks behind the Plague Runner, gasps, and screams* 9:39 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk bursts through the back palace entrance door and flies onto the floor*

9:39 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Greetings, counterpart of Vex! 9:39 LIRLIR

• ZAAPP* LIR's teleported into the ship

9:39 INVADER VEX

• the four are teleported inside the plague runner*

9:39 LIRLIR LIR:AAUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:39 Invader Jib Jib: AH! What IS THAT? *points at alt Vax* 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk rolls on the floor and crashes into another statue*

9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: A Xenomorph! *pulls out a gun* 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy LUrk:A-Aughhh...w-wait.... 9:40 Invadervax Vax: He's on our side. 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk begins to bleed from wounds*

9:40 LIRLIR (Jib, are you recording it? Or are you recording it slower?) LIR: AUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: What, what? 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Nark minons surrround Lurk inside* Lurk's vision gets blurry*

9:41 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Look behind you... 9:41 LIRLIR LIR: I think we have a welcoming party 9:41 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:W-wait...N-no...*passes out* 9:41 INVADER VEX Vex: *turns around^ Oh... I see. 9:41 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk wakes up in a hollow glass cylinder like the one VIR was in*

9:41 LIRLIR LIR: *looks at the scanner, the ship number indicator reads seven hundred billion and counting* 9:41 Invader Jib Jib: Seriously, what IS that thing? 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy

• VIR is in a glass tube next to him*

9:42 INVADER VEX

• VIR seems dead*

9:42 LIRLIR (Jib, are you recording?) 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:aughh..my head- 9:42 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I am an alternate counterpart of your friend Vax. 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: O_O 9:42 LIRLIR LIR: Vex.... 9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah, LIR? 9:43 LIRLIR LIR: That's not the welcoming party. LIR: *points to the scanning radar, which shows billions of ships* 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Uh... Ok..? 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk's cylinder is hanging over hundreds of scientists on computers on a floating podium in a sphere shaped room*

9:43 LIRLIR LIR: THAT is. 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Oh. Geez. 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*

9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here! 9:44 LIRLIR LIR: I saw them. LIR: There was so many.. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*

Lurk:WHAT THE?!! 9:44 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I've seen worse. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy

• KIng Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*

9:45 INVADER VEX

• Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*

9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Like the science experiment? 9:45 LIRLIR Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is binking*

• blinking

9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly* 9:45 INVADER VEX Vex: Don't answer that, 9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:What are you talking about!?! 9:45 LIRLIR (Jib... are you recording?) 9:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon. 9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted. Invader Jib has left the chat. 9:46 INVADER VEX

• The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*

9:46 LIRLIR LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.