Alt. Vex: We have to get out of the jail! Everyone run that way!
LIR: Yeah!
Alt. Vex: The guards are mostly Irkens, so please try not to kill too many, ok?
LIR: Ok..
Alt. Vex: The portal is about five hundred feet away from the back entrance of the palace.
Alt. Vax: Vex...I came here for something...
LIR: Wait. If those.. jelly..things.. came at us..
LIR: WHAT ELSE IS COMING?
King Nark: Now....hmmm
King Nark:Let's check on the prisoners. *presses button on a screen*
LIR: *stops running, and looks at a security camera, then facepalms*
Alt. Vax: Vex...You can help me...
LIR: Great.
- King Nark sees the prison cell destroyed,and them talking*
King Nark:They escaped!
Jab: *Slices the security camera in half*
King Nark:GUARDS! ENGINEERS! WHOEVER YOU ARE!
King Nark:SEND IN THE MINONS,ALL OF THEM!
Alt. Vex: RUN!
- guards rush to their stations*
King Nark: ENGINEERS!
LIR: Uh.. oh...
- the group starts running to the entrance of the palace*
- an irken scientist/engineer walks up to him*: Yes my King.
King Nark: Is it ready?
Engineer: Yes,it is fully functional.
Nark: Good,open up a portal immediately you globbin idiot.
Scientist: Yes my king.
Alt. Vax: Vex...I can help you if you can help me...
LIR: Umm... With what?
- the floor starts to shake*
Alt. Vex: What the?
LIR: I have a bad feeling about this...
Alt. Vex: Ya think so? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
LIR: *looks over shoulder* Oh....my!!!!! *millions of Nark minions are stampeding towards them*
- red circle appears on the floor,it splits in two,two poker spikes come out*
LIR: AHH! *turns thumbs into knives, and stabs a poker-spike*
- the poker spikes swirl through the hole into the air*
Pokers:FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *they make loud vibrtating noises*
Alt. Vex: Whoa! *he uses his repulsorlift engine to maneuver over the pokers*
- the poker spike throws it's large tail at LIR and the others*
Alt. Vax: Together, we can destroy "King" Nark and free our home...
Jab: *uses sword to climb on the celing*
LIR: AUUUGHHH! VAAX!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK...
the first poker spike shoots plasma disks at alt vex and alt vax*
- the 2nd poker whacks LIR with it's tail*
LIR: AAAARGH!
Alt. Vex: Whoa! *one disk cuts his arm* Agh!
- Grape-bots begin to converge on LIR, who begins to slash them with his thumb-knives*
- two plasma disks fly into a stone column with KIng Nark's face carved into it,it collaspes*
- stone blocks fly everywhere*
Alt. Vex: GO! The back entrance isn't too far away!
- they fly into fionna statues*
LIR: Whoaaaaaa!! *a large stone block lands squarely on him*
Alt. Vax: We can expand the Irken Empire through the entire Omniverse...
- Most of the group makes it through the falling rubble*
Alt. Vex: There's the portal! Run!
- Most of the group makes it out just in time before the whole ceiling collapses*
Alt. Vax: Vex...Soon I will turn into a full Xenomorph...The only thing I won't loose is my ability to talk in our language...
- ground rumbles*
Vax: *Jumps through*
- two Nark bots burst through the ground near the entrance*
- rocks and concrete fly everywhere*
- LIR is completely hidden, crushed under all of the rubble*
Jab: *Doesn't jump in the portal, but just stares at it*
- Behind Jib, there seems to be a light shining through the rubble*
Alt. Vex: That's deep space out there, so get ready for it.
- The light dims and disappears*
Lurk: *jumps onto a nark bot's knee*
- Alt. Vex puts on a filter and flies into the portal*
- The light in the rubble shines brighter now*
- A shining LIR climbs out of the rubble*
Lurk: *climbs onto the nark bot's head and stabs it's eye with a spider leg*
- The 2nd nark bot throws it's fist at Lurk*
- LIR stops glowing, and has a puzzled look, but runs to fight the Narkbots*
- Lurk jumps off it's head and dodges it*
LIR: Hey!! Big....blue...thingy! Come and get me!
Alt. Vex: *his head pops back out of the portal* Everyone! This way! The portal is becoming unstable, and could collapse with all the energy being given off in this area!*
LIR: *jumps into the portal*
- The 2nd narkbot hits the 1st narkbot instead,the fist bursts through the 1st Narkbot's head,it explodes*
- The fist is destroyed along with the 1st narkbot*
- Alt. Vax's antennae disappear, his tongue turns into a second mouth, and his eyes disappear, making him fully Xenomorph*
Alt. Vex: Remember to activate your helmets before coming in here, or whatever!
Alt. Vax: *Starts to roar*
- The Nark bot flails it's destroyed "hand" around in anger*
- LIR hears this a second before he moves through the portal*
- The Nark bot topples over,crushing minions*
- Lurk runs towards the portal*
LIR: *floats around in space for a bit*
Lurk: *his spider legs retract and he runs*
Vex: *In the Plague runner* We have three signals coming through the portal... Make that four... Plixx, get me a visual!
Alt. Vax: It has been done...This way, I am unstoppable...
Jib: AH! *Puts laser gun at the portal*
- the signal indicator says there's another signal from behind them, not the portal*
Vax: Everyone, this has been one of the worst days of my life... 9:38
- Lurk gets dragged into the palace, and Lurk's uniform gets burnt and ripped from the heated plasma tail,his face gets burnt too*
Lurk:GUH!
- Vex identifies the people coming through the portal to be Alt. Vex, Vax, Alt. Vax, and LIR*
Vex: Ok... Computer, retrieve them! Teleport them in here!
LIR: *looks behind the Plague Runner, gasps, and screams*
- Lurk bursts through the back palace entrance door and flies onto the floor*
- the four are teleported inside the plague runner*
LIR:AAUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jib: AH! What IS THAT? *points at alt Vax*
- Lurk rolls on the floor and crashes into another statue*
Vex: A Xenomorph! *pulls out a gun*
Lurk:A-Aughhh...w-wait....
Vax: He's on our side!
- Lurk begins to bleed from wounds*
LIR: AUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vex: What, what?
- Nark minons surrround Lurk inside* Lurk's vision gets blurry*
Alt. Vex: Look behind you...
LIR: I think we have a welcoming party
Lurk:W-wait...N-no...*passes out*
Vex: *turns around* Oh... I see.
- Lurk wakes up in a hollow glass cylinder like the one VIR was in*
- VIR is in a glass tube next to him*
- VIR seems dead*
Lurk:aughh..my head- 9:42 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I am an alternate counterpart of your friend Vax. 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: O_O 9:42 LIRLIR LIR: Vex.... 9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah, LIR? 9:43 LIRLIR LIR: That's not the welcoming party. LIR: *points to the scanning radar, which shows billions of ships* 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Uh... Ok..? 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy
- Lurk's cylinder is hanging over hundreds of scientists on computers on a floating podium in a sphere shaped room*
9:43 LIRLIR LIR: THAT is. 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Oh. Geez. 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy
- Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*
9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here! 9:44 LIRLIR LIR: I saw them. LIR: There was so many.. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy
- Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*
Lurk:WHAT THE?!! 9:44 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I've seen worse. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy
- KIng Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*
9:45 INVADER VEX
- Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*
9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Like the science experiment? 9:45 LIRLIR Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is binking*
- blinking
9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly* 9:45 INVADER VEX Vex: Don't answer that, 9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:What are you talking about!?! 9:45 LIRLIR (Jib... are you recording?) 9:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon. 9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted. Invader Jib has left the chat. 9:46 INVADER VEX
- The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*
9:46 LIRLIR LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.