The Reign of Shrix - (Part two)

Alt. Vex: We have to get out of the jail! Everyone run that way!

LIR: Yeah!

Alt. Vex: The guards are mostly Irkens, so please try not to kill too many, ok?

LIR: Ok..

Alt. Vex: The portal is about five hundred feet away from the back entrance of the palace.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I came here for something...

LIR: Wait. If those.. jelly..things.. came at us..

LIR: WHAT ELSE IS COMING?

King Nark: Now....hmmm

King Nark:Let's check on the prisoners. *presses button on a screen*

LIR: *stops running, and looks at a security camera, then facepalms*

Alt. Vax: Vex...You can help me...

LIR: Great.

• King Nark sees the prison cell destroyed,and them talking*

King Nark:They escaped!

Jab: *Slices the security camera in half*

King Nark:GUARDS! ENGINEERS! WHOEVER YOU ARE!

King Nark:SEND IN THE MINONS,ALL OF THEM!

Alt. Vex: RUN!

• guards rush to their stations*

King Nark: ENGINEERS!

LIR: Uh.. oh...

• the group starts running to the entrance of the palace*

• an irken scientist/engineer walks up to him*: Yes my King.

King Nark: Is it ready?

Engineer: Yes,it is fully functional.

Nark: Good,open up a portal immediately you globbin idiot.

Scientist: Yes my king.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I can help you if you can help me...

LIR: Umm... With what?

• the floor starts to shake*

Alt. Vex: What the?

LIR: I have a bad feeling about this...

Alt. Vex: Ya think so? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!

LIR: *looks over shoulder* Oh....my!!!!! *millions of Nark minions are stampeding towards them*

• red circle appears on the floor,it splits in two,two poker spikes come out*

LIR: AHH! *turns thumbs into knives, and stabs a poker-spike*

• the poker spikes swirl through the hole into the air*

Pokers:FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *they make loud vibrtating noises*

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *he uses his repulsorlift engine to maneuver over the pokers*

• the poker spike throws it's large tail at LIR and the others*

Alt. Vax: Together, we can destroy "King" Nark and free our home...

Jab: *uses sword to climb on the celing*

LIR: AUUUGHHH! VAAX!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK...

the first poker spike shoots plasma disks at alt vex and alt vax*

• the 2nd poker whacks LIR with it's tail*

LIR: AAAARGH!

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *one disk cuts his arm* Agh!

• Grape-bots begin to converge on LIR, who begins to slash them with his thumb-knives*

• two plasma disks fly into a stone column with KIng Nark's face carved into it,it collaspes*

• stone blocks fly everywhere*

Alt. Vex: GO! The back entrance isn't too far away!

• they fly into fionna statues*

LIR: Whoaaaaaa!! *a large stone block lands squarely on him*

Alt. Vax: We can expand the Irken Empire through the entire Omniverse...

• Most of the group makes it through the falling rubble*

Alt. Vex: There's the portal! Run!

• Most of the group makes it out just in time before the whole ceiling collapses*

Alt. Vax: Vex...Soon I will turn into a full Xenomorph...The only thing I won't loose is my ability to talk in our language...

• ground rumbles*

Vax: *Jumps through*

• two Nark bots burst through the ground near the entrance*

• rocks and concrete fly everywhere*

• LIR is completely hidden, crushed under all of the rubble*

Jab: *Doesn't jump in the portal, but just stares at it*

• Behind Jib, there seems to be a light shining through the rubble*

Alt. Vex: That's deep space out there, so get ready for it.

• The light dims and disappears*

Lurk: *jumps onto a nark bot's knee*

• Alt. Vex puts on a filter and flies into the portal*

• The light in the rubble shines brighter now*

• A shining LIR climbs out of the rubble*

Lurk: *climbs onto the nark bot's head and stabs it's eye with a spider leg*

• The 2nd nark bot throws it's fist at Lurk*

• LIR stops glowing, and has a puzzled look, but runs to fight the Narkbots*

• Lurk jumps off it's head and dodges it*

LIR: Hey!! Big....blue...thingy! Come and get me!

Alt. Vex: *his head pops back out of the portal* Everyone! This way! The portal is becoming unstable, and could collapse with all the energy being given off in this area!*

LIR: *jumps into the portal*

• The 2nd narkbot hits the 1st narkbot instead,the fist bursts through the 1st Narkbot's head,it explodes*

• The fist is destroyed along with the 1st narkbot*

• Alt. Vax's antennae disappear, his tongue turns into a second mouth, and his eyes disappear, making him fully Xenomorph*

Alt. Vex: Remember to activate your helmets before coming in here, or whatever!

Alt. Vax: *Starts to roar*

• The Nark bot flails it's destroyed "hand" around in anger*

• LIR hears this a second before he moves through the portal*

• The Nark bot topples over,crushing minions*

• Lurk runs towards the portal*

LIR: *floats around in space for a bit*

Lurk: *his spider legs retract and he runs*

Vex: *In the Plague runner* We have three signals coming through the portal... Make that four... Plixx, get me a visual!

Alt. Vax: It has been done...This way, I am unstoppable...

Jib: AH! *Puts laser gun at the portal*

• the signal indicator says there's another signal from behind them, not the portal*

Vax: Everyone, this has been one of the worst days of my life... 9:38

• Lurk gets dragged into the palace, and Lurk's uniform gets burnt and ripped from the heated plasma tail,his face gets burnt too*

Lurk:GUH!

• Vex identifies the people coming through the portal to be Alt. Vex, Vax, Alt. Vax, and LIR*

Vex: Ok... Computer, retrieve them! Teleport them in here!

LIR: *looks behind the Plague Runner, gasps, and screams*

• Lurk bursts through the back palace entrance door and flies onto the floor*

• the four are teleported inside the plague runner*

Jib: AH! What IS THAT? *points at alt Vax*

• Lurk rolls on the floor and crashes into another statue*

Vex: A Xenomorph! *pulls out a gun*

Lurk:A-Aughhh...w-wait....

Vax: He's on our side!

• Lurk begins to bleed from wounds*

• Nark minons surrround Lurk inside* Lurk's vision gets blurry*

Lurk:W-wait...N-no...*passes out*

Vex: *turns around* Oh... I see.

• Lurk wakes up in a hollow glass cylinder like the one VIR was in*

• VIR is in a glass tube next to him*

• VIR seems dead*

Lurk:aughh..my head-

• Lurk's cylinder is hanging over hundreds of scientists on computers on a floating podium in a sphere shaped room*

• Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*

Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here!

LIR: I saw them. There were so many..

• Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*

Lurk:WHAT THE?!!

• King Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*

• Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*

Nark:Like the science experiment?

Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly*

Lurk:What are you talking about!?!

Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted.

• The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*

LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.

Vex: Did everyone make it out of the Nark dimension? 4:49 Invadervax Vax: I did. 4:49 LIRLIR LIR: *looks around and gasps* WHERE's LURK?! 4:49 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: What do you mean by "perfect Fionna" 4:49 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I did. 4:49 LIRLIR LIR: I did. LIR: But where's Lurk? Invader Jib has left the chat. 4:49 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:Heh....soon I will launch this ooze into your dimension. Lurk:and? 4:49 INVADER VEX Vex: Lurk, and VIR are both gone!

• Lurk and

4:50 LIRLIR LIR: Oh.. yeah... King Nark kind of.. killed VIR. 4:50 INVADER VEX Guard (to Nark): Sir! Someone... Or something... has closed the portal out of your dimension! 4:50 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark: Your entire universe will be altered in the perfect world. THE FIONNA WORLD Nark:WHAT?!! 4:51 LIRLIR (We should wait for Jib.) 4:51 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: WHO DARES TO MESS WITH KING NARK'S SWIRLY GOLFBALL THING! 4:51 INVADER VEX Guard: AGH!!! please don't put me in the story room, sire, I DIDNT DO IT!!! 4:51 Mysteriousjillguy Guard2:Ermm I think it's a portal sir. 4:51 LIRLIR (XD that sounded hilarious and wrong at the same time XD) 4:52 Mysteriousjillguy

• King Nark presses a button,a robotic tube like tenecle comes from the ceiling and sucks the guard into it*

4:52 INVADER VEX Guard: NOOOOOooooooo! 4:52 Mysteriousjillguy Guard:AGAHH AHH AGGHH

King Nark: Once the ooze is concentrated enough,it will go into a special nuke. King Nark: As soon as it goes into your dimension,it will go off,altering the organic lifeforms and non living structures of your universe. King Nark: It will create.. a world full of Fionna... 4:58 INVADER VEX Guard: S-sir... We can't launch it through the portal if there is no portal... 4:58 Mysteriousjillguy

• mechanized gears are heard running*

4:58 LIRLIR Guard #3: Sir? Why do you need Lurk for that? 4:59 Mysteriousjillguy

• a platform holding a giant pink missle with a heart on it rises up into view*

King Nark: JVBJJBBHK you EEDIOT! *slaps guard* 4:59 LIRLIR Guard: SIR! THERE IS NO PORTAL! 4:59 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark: This inferior copy of me will be a TEST SUBJECT

King Nark: Oh yea right,well then,GO FIX IT YOUR MORONS. 5:00 LIRLIR Guard: YES SIR! *runs straight into a wall and flops over, lifeless* 5:01 INVADER VEX Guard: Sir, we didn't open it in the first place... Also, I might be stupid... I'll ask my doctor...

Lurk: How dare you threaten to damage my home universe in the name of Fionna! When I GET OUT OF THIS TUBE,I"M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR-

• lurk gets shocked* 
• (Let's continue)
• a service droid walks in, the counterpart of LIR*
• Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
• 7:16LIRLIRKNSV-1: Hello, King Nark. You seem... busy today! *looks around*
• 7:16Mysteriousjillguy( OK,but after King Nark,I have to study for those..TESTS..T_T
• 7:16LIRLIR(Aww. Sympathy. OK lets go.)
• 7:16YourFavoriteFangirl(..Can we ever get to do the Dream rp sometime, Lurk?)
• 7:16InvadervaxGuard: I like CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
• 7:17MysteriousjillguyKing Nark: SILENCE!
• King Nark presses a button again,a tube sucks the guard up*
• 7:17LIRLIR
• a food service droid walks in, the counterpart of LIR*
• 7:17MysteriousjillguyKing Nark: Ah..LIR...
• King Nark: How;s that new obdeiant programming I installed into you going?
• 7:18YourFavoriteFangirl(.. .-.)
• 7:18LIRLIRKNSD-1: Hello, King Nark! you seem busy today. *looks around*
• 7:18InvadervaxGuard: YAY! STORY TIME!
• 7:18MysteriousjillguyLurk: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS CELL-
• Lurk is shocked* Lurk:GAGHHHHGGHGHGHGH *spazzes in pain*
• the shocking stops,Lurk falls over,covered in burns*
• King Nark: Yes,yes I am.
• King Nark: KNSD,activate Fionna hologram 01
• King Nark: HEH HEH
• 7:21LIRLIRKNSD: *sighs and activates the hologram*
• 7:21MysteriousjillguyKing Nark: Hello my sweet. *Nark grins creepily*
• 7:22LIRLIR(Does it make KNSD look like FIonna, or is it a separate hologram?)
• 7:22Mysteriousjillguy( It makes him look like her)
• 7:22LIRLIR(Lol.)
• 7:23MysteriousjillguyKing Nark chats with KNSD,now in a fionna hologram*
• 7:23LIRLIRKNSD: I'm.. not.. Fionna. It's just a hologram, My King.
• 7:23Mysteriousjillguy
• meanwhile in the tube Lurk awakens*
• King Nark: *angry face*:http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/423/untitle.JPG )
• 7:24LIRLIRKNSD: *looks at the tube* Uh.. your.. uh... person. is waking up.
• 7:24MysteriousjillguyKing Nark: Thank you Fionna....*slaos KNSD in the behind*
• KIng Nark pushes him away*
• Lurk:Guhh...ugh...*smoke comes off him*
• 7:25LIRLIR
• while King Nark has his back turned, KNSD mouths to Lurk "Help me."*
• 7:26MysteriousjillguyLurk looks at KNSD* Lurk:LIR...?
• 7:26LIRLIRKNSD: What?
• 7:26MysteriousjillguyLurk: Is that you...?
• Nark whacks KNSD up the head*
• 7:26LIRLIRKNSD: My King, your.. person.. seems to know me.
• 7:27MysteriousjillguyNark: Presses a button,Lurk is electrified again*
• Lurk:AGHHHHH
• 7:27LIRLIR(Is anyone recording this?)
• 7:28MysteriousjillguyKing Nark: You schpamcking EEDIOTS. I'm heading to the control room to see how reopening the portal is going.
• 7:28Invadervax(I thought you were...)
• 7:28MysteriousjillguyKing Nark:If they fail,I shall dip them in molten chocolate.
• King Nark: HOHOHAHAHA FDVHBCHVNHGNHJJBHV *spazzes*
• 7:30LIRLIR(Vex, can you record?)
• (Just in case I copied it up to here..))
• 7:30Invadervax(I cant recoord...)
• Record*
• 7:31Mysteriousjillguy
• a square shaped hole opens up under Nark,revealing a platform under him,the platform goes down a glass tube,leading the control room below the sphere shaped nuke room*
• 7:31LIRLIR(Copy it and paste it T_T)
• 7:31Mysteriousjillguy
• the hole closes*
• Lurk: LIR...what happened to you..?
• 7:32LIRLIRKNSD: I don't know how you know my name. But the fact that it gives you hope makes me happy.
• 7:33MysteriousjillguyLurk: I'm from another dimension...I'm a counterpart of your horrible King.
• 7:33InvadervaxGuard: *Happily listens to the stories in the story room*
• 7:33LIRLIRKNSD: That explains why he has a missile.
• 7:33Mysteriousjillguy
• the guard is in a small cramped room,a speaker is infront of him*
• 7:34InvadervaxGuard: *Licks it*
• 7:34MysteriousjillguySpeaker:*computer voice* ad then Fionnaa and Iz went to thethehthe icecreamland,we got marrieddeded and got fat until we died. The ednd
• 7:35LIRLIRKNSD: it's horrible. He forces me to look like this *gestures to the hologram* and.. well.. to do things that are not comfortable for anything sapient
• 7:35Mysteriousjillguy( AT refernce)
• Speaker: Now for the 1000th story. King Nark and Fionna make babbies.
• 7:35InvadervaxGuard: *Claps* YAY!
• 7:36LIRLIRKNSD: And.. *cringes at the annunciation*
• 7:36Mysteriousjillguy
• a guard in the next room:GAH! *creepy music* he shivers*
• 7:36LIRLIRKNSD: Well, if he had his Fionna instead of me, i'd be happier.
• 7:36MysteriousjillguyLurk: I see.
• 7:36LIRLIRI just wish there'd be a less destructive way.
• 7:36MysteriousjillguyLurk: Nark is to far gone,if he had one Fionna,he wouldn't stop until he had hundreds.
• Lurk: Then thousands.
• Lurk: He will pay for mocking me with his alternate existance,I swear.
• 7:37LIRLIRKNSD: I'm not supposed to help you. The guards are watching..
• 7:38MysteriousjillguyLurk: Guards? Watching?
• 7:38LIRLIRKNSD: Not directly, at least.
• 7:38Mysteriousjillguy
• the guards on another podium are playing checkers*
• Guard1:Checkmate!
• 7:38LIRLIRKNSD: Actually, they're.. quite occupied.
• 7:38MysteriousjillguyGuard2 flips the chess board*
• 7:39LIRLIR
• the table blows up in Guard2's face*
• KNSD: Explosive checkers.. Never really understood that game.
• 7:40Invadervax(BRB)
• 7:40LIRLIR
• There's a crowd of guards in the story room now, listening to the story*
• 7:40Mysteriousjillguy
• a floating podium with 4 missle waddles floats next to the podium KNSD is on that's near Lurk*
• the missle wads stare directly at KNSD and Lurk,watching them*
• ( http://irken-fanon-adventures.wikia.com/wiki/King_Nark's_minions the missle waddles,incase someone didn't know)
• 7:41LIRLIRKNSD: Well, that cancels out any chance of winning THE CHESS GAME..
• 7:41Mysteriousjillguymissle waddles*
• Speaker in the "story" room: {Insert graphic description of Nark and Fionna "makin babies" here}
• One Irken guard slams his head on the speaker repeadtly*
• 7:43LIRLIR(If this were made into a show it would definitely not be on Nicktoons... xD)
• 7:43Mysteriousjillguy
• circle hole opens on the ceiling,a sphere comes out*
• 7:43YourFavoriteFangirl(..I smell bad fanfictionsXD)
• 7:43MysteriousjillguySphere: Hmm it seems you made a noise,you're listening!
• ( King Nark writes tons of mary sue fanfictions.
• 7:44YourFavoriteFangirl(Makes snese XD)
• 7:44Mysteriousjillguy( He forces his subjects to read them
• 7:44YourFavoriteFangirl(..Menami would not like him, she'd probably shoot him if he annoyed her. XD)
• 7:44LIRLIR(They're sorta... childish about it. XD)
• 7:45Mysteriousjillguy( Plus the fan fictions are horribly written
• 7:45LIRLIRKNSD: Um.. no! We weren't listening! Carry on!
• 7:45YourFavoriteFangirl(..Yeah Menami would shoot him XD
• 7:45Mysteriousjillguy
• the speaker only talks to the guards in the rooms*
• 7:45LIRLIR(Oh, ok.)
• 7:46Mysteriousjillguy
• the guard sighs in reliefe*
• Sphere: WITCH IS,FOR SOME REASON,UNACCEPTABLE! *DEEP VOICE*
• the guard gets sucked in a hole below him* Guard:AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHH! *the hole closes*
• 7:47InvadervaxGuard: I LOVE THIS STORY!
• 7:47MysteriousjillguySphere: Have a nice day *calm voice*
• 7:47LIRLIR(i'm laughing right now XD)
• 7:47Mysteriousjillguy
• the sphere goes back into the hole*
• 7:48Invadervax(NOTE: That guard is actually Alternate Larnik.)
• 7:48MysteriousjillguySpeaker: Ohz Fionnannna let us rideh int0 the suns3et. WE have no id3a how we got here in the firstst oplace,but let's run into the sunseset
• 7:49LIRLIRKNSD: I hate those stories..
• 7:49Mysteriousjillguy
• a screen comes out the ceiling* Screen:*it shows a poorly drawn Fionna and Nark running into the sunset,the animation glitches and is choppy* *romantic music plays in th backround*
• 7:49InvadervaxAlt. Larnik: I LOVE THESE STORIES!
• 7:49Mysteriousjillguy
• the animation is made with crayon,btw*
• 7:50LIRLIR(Lol)
• 7:50Mysteriousjillguy( Is anyone recording?
• 7:50LIRLIR(Can you do it, Lurk?)
• Lurk: How did Nark take over the universe?
• 7:53LIRLIRKNSD: *facepalm* It was HORRIBLE
• KNSD: *facepalm* It was HORRIBLE
• KNSD: Super-robots of doom that conquered entire planets and duplicated to conquer more planes.
• planets/
• 7:54MysteriousjillguyLurk: Woah...
• Lurk: How'd he take over Irk?
• He hacked the Control Brains and threatened to blow them up, along with Irk.
• 7:55MysteriousjillguyLurk: Heh..sounds like something I would do...
• Lurk: What's the world like with me as ruler?
• 7:57LIRLIRKNSD: *gestures to the palace* Like this
• KNSD: Twisted, insane
• 7:57Mysteriousjillguy
• a screen behind KNSD is floating*
• It's a NARKTV screen*
• Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
• 7:58LIRLIR
• It depicts Conquered Irk, now known as Planet Fi*
• The buildings that are weird and stuff*
• 7:59MysteriousjillguyNews channel: Hello fellow slaves of our glorius King Nark!
• 7:59LIRLIR
• the King Nark symbols*
• 7:59MysteriousjillguyNews guy: Today,another species died on planet Malk Tyrhan today. Another planet added to our glorius empire! *whispers* Help..me...
• Irken guards tackle him*
• News guy:AHHH!
• 8:00LIRLIRKNSD: It's pitiful.
• 8:00Mysteriousjillguy
• technical difficulties screen* *there's a derp eyed King Nark on the screen holding a Fionna doll* *TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
• the screen changes to the "WORSHIP ME CHANNEL"*
• millons of citizens of all races are in crowds*
• 8:05LIRLIROne guy: WE DONT BELIEVE IN YOU! I BELIEVE IN THE MUFFIN MAN! SAVE ME, MUFFIN MAN! *he gets stabbed with a spear and the spear is stood on a special stand*
• 8:06MysteriousjillguyGuy 2: THE MUFFIN MAN?
• Guy 3: THE MUFFIN MAN!
• (Guess the refernce)
• refernce*
• reference*
• 8:06LIRLIR
• A big crowd begins chanting the Muffin Man*
• (Yeah.)
• 8:06Invadervax(What?)
• 8:06Mysteriousjillguy
• a guard fires an irken plasma cannon,it makes a loud boom noise*
• 8:07LIRLIR
• There's a commotion as all of them are stabbed with spears and stood up*
• Citizens* start to sing national anthem*
• Citizens: Oh Nark,oh nark. We love you so,we're all idios. and we will gladly save Fionna for you.
• iddiots*
• Idiots*
• 8:08LIRLIR(>_<, Lurk, we'll work on better anthem later, ok?)
• YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
• 8:09MysteriousjillguyCitizens: If I have gum,I will give it to you,Nark. If I have candy,we'll give it to you.
• 8:09YourFavoriteFangirl(Sorry, internet--)
• 8:09MysteriousjillguyCitizens: and..umm...what? *crowd mummers*
• Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
• 8:09LIRLIR(Lurk, we'll work on a better national anthem later, OK?)
• 8:09Mysteriousjillguy
• the screen with the lyrics are unfinished*
• 8:09LIRLIR(Jib.. About time.)
• 8:10MysteriousjillguyOfficer: THE KING HAS SAID THAT HE WILL MAKE A BETTER ANTHEM LATER.
• 8:10LIRLIR(Lurk, it's ok if you record for now, ok?)
• 8:10MysteriousjillguyScreen: and now time for..NARK'S GREATEST CLASSICS
• millons of classic popular movies popup,all the characters have Nark's face crudely pasted on their heads*
• HOME ALONE 2:NARK IS ALONE
• N.T. THE NARK TERRISTIAL
• 8:11Invader Jib(LOL)
• 8:11LIRLIR(LOL)
• 8:11Mysteriousjillguy
• THE NARK KING,NARK"S PRIDE*
• THE LITTLE FIONNA*
• MY LITTLE NARK,WORSHIP IS MAGIC*
• 8:13
• 8:13LIRLIR
• Ten Thousand Slaves Under Nark's Feet*
• 8:13MysteriousjillguyScreen: nOw for the moment you've been waiting for,NARK JACKSON.
• 8:13YourFavoriteFangirl(Nark = Porky, but worse.. and more stupid)
• 8:13Mysteriousjillguy
• a shirtless Nark pops up,he dances with micheal jackson music playing*
• (k.)
• KNSD: As you can see.. that's life in the Nark Empire.
• 8:18MysteriousjillguyLurk: He will pay..
• Lurk:guargh...my version of LIR should be coming back soon...
• Lurk:Hopefully..
• Lurk:Say..
• 8:20LIRLIRKNSD: Hm>
• ?
• 8:20MysteriousjillguyLurk: I know Vex,Jib,Vax are still alive..but where's the others? LIke Graf and Ark?
• 8:21LIRLIR(The alternate versions of them?)
• 8:22Mysteriousjillguy( Yes)
• 8:22LIRLIRKNSD: *frowns*
• 8:22MysteriousjillguyLurk: THey didn't make it did they?
• 8:22LIRLIRKNSD: Well, no. THey were brutally destroyed.
• 8:23MysteriousjillguyLurk: Ugh..
• 8:23Invader Jib(Btw, Jib was spared by he was sentenced to life torture)
• because
• 8:24LIRLIR(Oh ok.)
• KNSD: Well, most of them were destroyed.
• 
  8:25LIRLIRKNSD: Well, I guess i'm supposed to stay here until Nark is back. *watches the NARKTV screen*
• 8:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sighs*
• Lurk: Wait...maybe I can activate my PAK quipment...
• Lurk's PAK makes a screwing noise*
• 8:26LIRLIR
• the screen depicts the same newsman, who has visible scars this time, and his voice is quivering in fear*
• 8:26MysteriousjillguyLurk: Nark must've locked my PAK quipment.
  • Vex: *Starts pacing, looking quite distraught*
  • 10:19 LIRLIR LIR: Gaurgh! I hope Lurk's OK in there..
  • 10:19 INVADER VEX NT-001: What's the matter with him?
• points at Vex*
  • 10:20 LIRLIR LIR: Oh, Vex likes to pace when he thinks. Or he's very disturbed.
  • 10:20 Invader Jib Jib: He's just worried..probably about the stuff going on down on Foodcourtia..
  • 10:20 INVADER VEX Vex: Yes, yes... All that... But also... You do know that... VIR is now... dead...
  • 10:21 LIRLIR LIR: Stuff? What stuff?
  • 10:21 Invader Jib Jib: Oh..I didn't know that..*In response to Vex*
  • 10:21 LIRLIR LIR: Oh! That too. I liked VIR.
  • 10:21 INVADER VEX Vex: *pulls up an HUD of the Nark Bots blowing stuff up* This stuff, LIR.
  • 10:21 Mysteriousjillguy ( http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/File:THE_NARK_BOT.jpg )
  • ( I rushed on it.
  • 10:22 LIRLIR LIR: O_O
  • 10:22 Invadervax Alt. Vax: *Lays head down*
  • 10:22 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah.... Umm... *his face lights up, and he goes over to a big computer, turning it on and searching for a file*
  • 10:23 LIRLIR LIR: Oh. Well.. that's some... stuff.. ·_·
  • 10:23 Invader Jib Mep: VIR? Being that he's a machine, like myself, couldn't he be, well, restored?
  • 10:23 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:REopen a portal,imdiately!
  • Guard:Ermm..sir,we already opened one 10 mintutes ago,we kept telling you...
  • 10:24 LIRLIR LIR: Of course. His whole memory and everything could be transported back to a RECONSTRUCTOR!
  • 10:24 INVADER VEX Vex: My thoughts exactly... That is, if he ran the protocols to save his data to my computer... *pushes a button, and a light can be seen down a small hallway*
  • 10:24 Invader Jib (Lurk, we shouldn't have mutiple perspectives at once..it discombobulates the RP..)
  • 10:25 INVADER VEX (Yep.)
  • 10:25 Invader Jib *multiple
  • 10:25 LIRLIR (Yeah. Wait a bit.)
  • 10:25 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:SHUT UP YOU FLIPPIN GLIP GLOP!
  • 10:25 INVADER VEX (Let's focus on the story on the Plague Runner)
  • 10:25 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ok...)
  • 10:25 LIRLIR (... Lurk it's like two conversations going on at the same time.)
  • 10:25 Invadervax Vax: Ugh...
  • 10:26 Mysteriousjillguy *another portal opens up below foodcourtia*
  • 10:26 INVADER VEX *Mep and LIR are short enough to see two blue eyes light up down the hallway*
  • 10:26 Invader Jib Mep: Hm?
  • 10:26 Mysteriousjillguy *energy indicates that it's stable*
  • 10:26 LIRLIR LIR: Eurgh. Who's that down there?
  • 10:26 Invader Jib Mep: *Inches toward the blue eyes*
  • 10:26 INVADER VEX Vex: Uh oh... It seems that Nark was able to reopen a portal...
  • 10:27 LIRLIR LIR: *follows Mep*
  • 10:27 Mysteriousjillguy ( Was Sevn on the ship?
  • 10:27 INVADER VEX *The figure belonging to the eyes shoots a hand out and grabs Mep around the neck*
  • 10:27 LIRLIR (I don't think he was.)
  • LIR: HUH?!
  • 10:27 Invader Jib Mep: ...Excuse me?
  • 10:27 Mysteriousjillguy ( DArn..)
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  • 10:28 Invadervax (UGH...BRB, I have to do chores... T_T)
  • 10:28 LIRLIR (Let's just continue, please?)
  • 10:28 INVADER VEX *The arm drops Mep on his butt*
  • 10:29 LIRLIR (Probably not.)
  • 10:29 Mysteriousjillguy ( Btw,I have 10 mins,I'll try to stay longer...
  • 10:29 LIRLIR (K.)
  • 10:29 INVADER VEX *The eyes blink, turning a royal blue*
  • 10:29 Invader Jib Mep: Ahem..I don't appreciate being picked up, you know.
  • 10:29 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe longer the better,the more time I have before I wake up and find out I have to go into that..ffilthy school...
  • 10:30 LIRLIR (We'll do the Kyrosos 4 one when you leave, then )
  • LIR: Who are you?
  • 10:30 Mysteriousjillguy ( Sevn was supposed to be in it..
  • 10:30 INVADER VEX *the figure steps out of the shadows, and is revealed to be a SIR Unit with a machine gun, blue eyes, two black antennae, and darker grey cutouts in his face*
  • 10:30 Mysteriousjillguy ( YOu guys can go ahead and do planet Unnu once I leave...
  • 10:30 LIRLIR (Well he can join later..)
  • 10:31 INVADER VEX Vex: Yes, the body is functioning well... Begin full data download.
  • 10:31 LIRLIR (YEAH THE UNNU ONE <P)
  • 10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *a tiny blue object comes out of the portal*
  • 10:32 INVADER VEX *The SIR unit flinches, and seems to slouch a bit*
  • 10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *a tiny pink streak of fire is on the end of the object*
  • 10:32 Invader Jib Mep: Hmm...*Resists the temptation to scan the SIR unit*
  • 10:33 INVADER VEX SIR Unit: Hello... Mep..?
  • 10:33 Mysteriousjillguy *the object slowly goes toward the plauge runner*
  • 10:33 LIRLIR LIR: Hi.. VIR..
  • 10:33 Invader Jib Mep: Nice to meet you, um..who are you?
  • LIR: I am LIR. You'll get to know me later..
  • 10:34 INVADER VEX SIR Unit: I am VIR... We were speaking not two hours ago aboard this very ship...
  • VIR: Why do you two look so... Confused?
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  • 10:34 Invader Jib Mep: Oh..Greeting, VIR. You just look, well, different..
  • 10:34 LIRLIR LIR: Because.. you died before. Or, i dunno.
  • 10:34 Invader Jib *greetings
  • 10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *the object appears on a screen as a truck sized sized blue cylinder*
  • 10:35 INVADER VEX VIR: Hmm I.. I do remember that...
  • 10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *it softly hits the plauge runner's roof*
  • 10:35 LIRLIR LIR: You look different..
  • 10:35 INVADER VEX Vex: All cannons fire on that... Thing!
  • 10:35 LIRLIR LIR: Huh?
  • 10:35 INVADER VEX *The Plague runner's cannons start shooting the object*
  • 10:36 Mysteriousjillguy *the cylinder sends a encrypted message,it says "WE COME IN PEACe"
• the clyinder swerves out of the way of the shots shot by the cannon*
  • 10:36 LIRLIR LIR: O.o
  • 10:36 INVADER VEX NT-001: That thing is lying.
  • Vex: I imagined so.
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  • 10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *the cylinder goes to the bottom of the ship*
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat.
  • 10:37 LIRLIR LIR: Hm. Well we should hear it out at least
  • 10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *it hooks onto the bottom,a long blade pops out of the top*
  • 10:37 Invadercowlord (HEY WAIT A SECOND)
  • 10:37 INVADER VEX *A tractor beam holds the thing a bit away from the ship*
  • 10:37 LIRLIR (Hm?)
  • 10:37 Invadercowlord 9What about Vax?)
  • 10:37 INVADER VEX (What do you want, Cowlord?)
  • 10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *it cuts a hole into the surface,a long tube goes into the ship*
  • 10:37 INVADER VEX (Vax isn't in this part.)
  • 10:38 Mysteriousjillguy (Vax said he's doing chores
  • 10:38 Invadercowlord (Ok)
  • 10:38 Mysteriousjillguy *the cylinder is hooked,preventing the tractor beam from pulling it*
  • 10:38 INVADER VEX Vex: All personnel to battle stations! We are being boarded!
  • 10:38 Mysteriousjillguy *a bunch of multicolor objects go through the tubes*
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  • 10:39 Mysteriousjillguy *the cylinder falls apart*
  • 10:39 Invadercowlord (Yay ypu're back)
  • 10:39 LIRLIR LIR: *readies the Food Gun and the Tinkerod*
  • 10:39 Invadervax (BACK)(
  • 10:39 INVADER VEX *a bunch of Irken guards surround the multicolor objects*
  • 10:39 Invader Jib Mep: *Spear folds out*
  • 10:39 INVADER VEX Vex: Do not engage. We need to figure out what this is...
  • 10:39 Mysteriousjillguy (THey're somwehere at the bottom of the ship
  • 10:39 LIRLIR LIR: Vax! We are being boarded!
  • 10:39 INVADER VEX *Vex scans the objects*
  • 10:40 Invadervax (What did I miss?
  • 10:40 Mysteriousjillguy ( I"d say the prpulsion system room,or "the engine room")
  • 10:40 Invader Jib Mep: Yes. I'm just preparing for the possibility.
  • 10:40 Mysteriousjillguy (propulsion*
  • 10:40 LIRLIR (THE SPITTLE RUNNER GOT BOARDED.)
  • 10:40 Mysteriousjillguy ( plauge runner*
  • 10:40 INVADER VEX (The engine room is in the middle of the ship, Lurk.)
  • 10:40 Mysteriousjillguy (Oh.
  • ( THere aren't any rooms at the bottom,are there?
  • 10:41 LIRLIR (Then whatever the bottom level is..)
  • 10:41 Invadercowlord (Wait I need to ask you somthing, Vex)
  • 10:41 Mysteriousjillguy ( I guess the tube leads to the engine room
  • 10:41 INVADER VEX There are, but there is a huge armored section. What is it, Cowlord?)
  • 10:42 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe tube leads to the engine room..I guess..
  • 10:42 INVADER VEX I guess it could be an energy shaft to the repulsorlifts, sure.
• ()
  • 10:42 LIRLIR LIR: *observes the objects*
  • 10:43 Mysteriousjillguy *a screen says "ENGINE DAMAGE*
  • 10:43 INVADER VEX (This is ok as long as the ship doesn't blow ok, ok?)
  • 10:43 LIRLIR LIR: *looks at the screen*
  • 10:43 Mysteriousjillguy *the objects are revealed to be tons of nark robots trashing the engines*
  • ( OK.)
  • 10:44 INVADER VEX Vex: Destroy them!
• The guards start shooting the Nark bots*
  • 10:44 LIRLIR (Where would the power source be?)
  • 10:45 Mysteriousjillguy *a bunch of grape bots fly over the guards,they shoot fire balls at them*
  • 10:45 INVADER VEX (There is a power core in the middle of the ship. It has an incredibly strong inverse epicenter, though. They couldn't ever get onto the core itself.)
  • 10:46 LIRLIR LIR: *Randomizes a Grape Bot, which turns pink, spins uncontrollably, and blows up*
  • 10:47 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices one in half with Trio Gem Sword*
  • 10:47 Mysteriousjillguy *a bunch of fion slimes morph into naked irkens with fangs,they leap onto the guards*
  • 10:47 INVADER VEX Vex: *shoots two, making them implode*
  • 10:48 Mysteriousjillguy Nekid irken:*HISs*
  • 10:48 INVADER VEX Vex: *shoots a bunch of Nark bots in the wiring behind the shoulder blades, making them implode*
  • 10:48 Mysteriousjillguy *a naked irken bites a guard,causing him to scream in pain*
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  • 10:48 Invader Jib Jib: These things are weird..*slices another Grape bot in half*
  • 10:48 INVADER VEX Vex: *shoots the fionslime on the guard*
  • 10:48 LIRLIR LIR: *sets the Tinkerod to Scramble and blasts some more Narkbots)
  • 10:49 Mysteriousjillguy Grape bot:HAHAHA! *high pitched laugh* *swipes JIb with a claw*
  • 10:49 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah... Keep killing them, though! *shoots some grape-bots*
  • 10:49 Invader Jib Jib: *Ducks and kicks it down*
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  • 10:49 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices it*
  • 10:49 Mysteriousjillguy *four missle waddles fire missles at various parts of the room,damaging wires and pipes*
  • 10:49 Invadervax (BRB)
  • 10:50 INVADER VEX *Cannons come out of the walls and start destroying droves of Nark minions*
  • 10:50 Mysteriousjillguy ( King Nark's minions just incsase )
  • 10:50 LIRLIR *Scramble causes the target to be ripped apart, and each part zips around in a mazelike fashion*
  • 10:50 Mysteriousjillguy *a butterfly bat fires soundwaves onto the cannons*
• grape bots and swarming all over the room*
  • 10:50 Invadervax (BACK)
  • 10:51 Mysteriousjillguy *a froggy hops onto LIR* Froggy:Ribbit. *it stares at him*
  • 10:51 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices the missle launchers off of the missle waddles one by one*
  • 10:51 LIRLIR LIR: *Scrambles the butterfly bat*
  • 10:51 Mysteriousjillguy *the froggy bot remains motion less,it keeps staring*
  • FRoggy:Ribbit.
  • 10:51 Invadervax (BRB, dinner.)
  • 10:52 LIRLIR LIR: Uhh. Hello there. *ignores it*
  • 10:52 Mysteriousjillguy *the missle waddles are now useless*
• a 2nd butterfly bat sends soundwaves to JIb*
  • 10:52 INVADER VEX Vex: *jumps into the core room, and starts running around killing things*
  • 10:53 Mysteriousjillguy *tons of grape bots and frroggys are destroyed by Vex*
  • 10:53 LIRLIR LIR: *sets the Tinkerod to Slice, and slices a Narkbot in half*
  • 10:53 Invader Jib Jib: Euugh...*Turns and fires laser gun and the buttterfly bat*
  • 10:53 Mysteriousjillguy *a froggy stares at Vex* FRoggy:Ribbit.
  • 10:53 INVADER VEX Guard: *gets shot down by a Nark Bot*
  • Vex: Uh... *shoots the Froggy in the face*
  • 10:54 Mysteriousjillguy *the butterfly bot is damaged,it shoots lazers at jib and LIR*
• the butterfly bot crashes into a wall,damaging machinery*
  • 10:54 LIRLIR LIR: *blasts the butterfly bat with lightning*
  • 10:54 Mysteriousjillguy *a fion slime jumps over JIb,it lands behind him*
  • 10:55 INVADER VEX Vex: *shoots it*
  • 10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *when he turns around,a naked jib double is seen*
  • 10:55 Invader Jib Jib: EEUUUUGH WHAT THE
  • 10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *the jib double's arm is shot,it falls all*
  • Jib double:BLAURGGHHKFFf
  • Jib double:J-J_JIB...DIEE!
  • 10:56 Invader Jib Jib: BUT I..I JUST..EUUUGH
  • 10:56 Mysteriousjillguy Jib2:BLAUHGHFFG
  • Jib2:JIB-JIB-...D-DIE...
  • 10:56 LIRLIR LIR: *torches a froggy*
  • 10:56 INVADER VEX *a wall cannon shoots it down*
  • 10:56 Invader Jib Jib: *Kicks the Jib double*
  • 10:56 Mysteriousjillguy *the jib double explodes into green slime*
  • 10:56 Invader Jib Jib: Euuhg...that was weird..
  • 10:56 INVADER VEX (BRB)
  • 10:56 Mysteriousjillguy *a vex double jumps onto JIb's head*
  • 10:56 LIRLIR LIR: Tell me about it..
  • 10:56 Invader Jib Jib: EWW! *Wipes green slime off of his uniform*
  • 10:56 Mysteriousjillguy Vex2:GGUARGGHHh
  • 10:56 Invader Jib Jib: AH! WHAT THE?!
  • 10:56 Mysteriousjillguy *the vex double bites jib's head*
• it pulls on his antennae*
  • 10:57 Invader Jib Mep: *Pokes spear through the Vex double's chest*
  • 10:57 Mysteriousjillguy Vex2:EEEEHHHH! *falls over*
• a keef double is seen behind LIR*
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • 10:57 Mysteriousjillguy Keef2:HIYA BUDDY! WANNA BE FRIENDS?!
  • 10:58 LIRLIR LIR: Nerp! *torches it*
  • 10:58 Mysteriousjillguy Keef2:AHHH!
• keef combusts randomly into slime*
  • ( I GTG :I

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