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Vex: Oh. Geez.
 
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
*Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*
 
*Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*
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INVADER VEX
 
 
Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here!
 
Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here!
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LIR: I saw them. There were so many..
LIRLIR
 
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LIR: I saw them.
 
LIR: There was so many..
 
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
*Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*
 
*Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*
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Lurk:WHAT THE?!!
 
Lurk:WHAT THE?!!
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*King Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*
Invadervax
 
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Alt. Vax: I've seen worse.
 
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
*KIng Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*
 
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INVADER VEX
 
 
*Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*
 
*Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
Nark:Like the science experiment?
 
Nark:Like the science experiment?
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Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is blinking
LIRLIR
 
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Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is binking*
 
*blinking
 
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly*
 
Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly*
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Vex: Don't answer that.
INVADER VEX
 
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Vex: Don't answer that,
 
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
Lurk:What are you talking about!?!
 
Lurk:What are you talking about!?!
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LIRLIR
 
(Jib... are you recording?)
 
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INVADER VEX
 
 
Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon.
 
Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon.
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Mysteriousjillguy
 
 
Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted.
 
Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted.
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Invader Jib has left the chat.
 
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INVADER VEX
 
 
*The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*
 
*The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*
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LIRLIR
 
 
LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.
 
LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.
 
[[Category:Roleplays]]
 
[[Category:Roleplays]]

Revision as of 17:15, 2 November 2013


Alt. Vex: We have to get out of the jail! Everyone run that way!

LIR: Yeah!

Alt. Vex: The guards are mostly Irkens, so please try not to kill too many, ok?

LIR: Ok..

Alt. Vex: The portal is about five hundred feet away from the back entrance of the palace.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I came here for something...

LIR: Wait. If those.. jelly..things.. came at us..

LIR: WHAT ELSE IS COMING?

King Nark: Now....hmmm


King Nark:Let's check on the prisoners. *presses button on a screen*

LIR: *stops running, and looks at a security camera, then facepalms*

Alt. Vax: Vex...You can help me...

LIR: Great.

  • King Nark sees the prison cell destroyed,and them talking*

King Nark:They escaped!

Jab: *Slices the security camera in half*

King Nark:GUARDS! ENGINEERS! WHOEVER YOU ARE!

King Nark:SEND IN THE MINONS,ALL OF THEM!

Alt. Vex: RUN!

  • guards rush to their stations*

King Nark: ENGINEERS!

LIR: Uh.. oh...

  • the group starts running to the entrance of the palace*
  • an irken scientist/engineer walks up to him*: Yes my King.

King Nark: Is it ready?

Engineer: Yes,it is fully functional.

Nark: Good,open up a portal immediately you globbin idiot.

Scientist: Yes my king.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I can help you if you can help me...

LIR: Umm... With what?

  • the floor starts to shake*

Alt. Vex: What the?

LIR: I have a bad feeling about this...

Alt. Vex: Ya think so? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!

LIR: *looks over shoulder* Oh....my!!!!! *millions of Nark minions are stampeding towards them*

  • red circle appears on the floor,it splits in two,two poker spikes come out*

LIR: AHH! *turns thumbs into knives, and stabs a poker-spike*

  • the poker spikes swirl through the hole into the air*

Pokers:FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *they make loud vibrtating noises*

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *he uses his repulsorlift engine to maneuver over the pokers*

  • the poker spike throws it's large tail at LIR and the others*

Alt. Vax: Together, we can destroy "King" Nark and free our home...

Jab: *uses sword to climb on the celing*

LIR: AUUUGHHH! VAAX!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK...

the first poker spike shoots plasma disks at alt vex and alt vax*

  • the 2nd poker whacks LIR with it's tail*

LIR: AAAARGH!

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *one disk cuts his arm* Agh!

  • Grape-bots begin to converge on LIR, who begins to slash them with his thumb-knives*
  • two plasma disks fly into a stone column with KIng Nark's face carved into it,it collaspes*
  • stone blocks fly everywhere*

Alt. Vex: GO! The back entrance isn't too far away!

  • they fly into fionna statues*

LIR: Whoaaaaaa!! *a large stone block lands squarely on him*

Alt. Vax: We can expand the Irken Empire through the entire Omniverse...

  • Most of the group makes it through the falling rubble*

Alt. Vex: There's the portal! Run!

  • Most of the group makes it out just in time before the whole ceiling collapses*

Alt. Vax: Vex...Soon I will turn into a full Xenomorph...The only thing I won't loose is my ability to talk in our language...

  • ground rumbles*

Vax: *Jumps through*

  • two Nark bots burst through the ground near the entrance*
  • rocks and concrete fly everywhere*
  • LIR is completely hidden, crushed under all of the rubble*

Jab: *Doesn't jump in the portal, but just stares at it*

  • Behind Jib, there seems to be a light shining through the rubble*

Alt. Vex: That's deep space out there, so get ready for it.

  • The light dims and disappears*

Lurk: *jumps onto a nark bot's knee*

  • Alt. Vex puts on a filter and flies into the portal*
  • The light in the rubble shines brighter now*
  • A shining LIR climbs out of the rubble*

Lurk: *climbs onto the nark bot's head and stabs it's eye with a spider leg*

  • The 2nd nark bot throws it's fist at Lurk*
  • LIR stops glowing, and has a puzzled look, but runs to fight the Narkbots*
  • Lurk jumps off it's head and dodges it*

LIR: Hey!! Big....blue...thingy! Come and get me!

Alt. Vex: *his head pops back out of the portal* Everyone! This way! The portal is becoming unstable, and could collapse with all the energy being given off in this area!*

LIR: *jumps into the portal*

  • The 2nd narkbot hits the 1st narkbot instead,the fist bursts through the 1st Narkbot's head,it explodes*
  • The fist is destroyed along with the 1st narkbot*
  • Alt. Vax's antennae disappear, his tongue turns into a second mouth, and his eyes disappear, making him fully Xenomorph*

Alt. Vex: Remember to activate your helmets before coming in here, or whatever!

Alt. Vax: *Starts to roar*

  • The Nark bot flails it's destroyed "hand" around in anger*
  • LIR hears this a second before he moves through the portal*
  • The Nark bot topples over,crushing minions*
  • Lurk runs towards the portal*

LIR: *floats around in space for a bit*

Lurk: *his spider legs retract and he runs*

Vex: *In the Plague runner* We have three signals coming through the portal... Make that four... Plixx, get me a visual!

Alt. Vax: It has been done...This way, I am unstoppable...

Jib: AH! *Puts laser gun at the portal*

  • the signal indicator says there's another signal from behind them, not the portal*

Vax: Everyone, this has been one of the worst days of my life... 9:38

  • Lurk gets dragged into the palace, and Lurk's uniform gets burnt and ripped from the heated plasma tail,his face gets burnt too*

Lurk:GUH!

  • Vex identifies the people coming through the portal to be Alt. Vex, Vax, Alt. Vax, and LIR*

Vex: Ok... Computer, retrieve them! Teleport them in here!

LIR: *looks behind the Plague Runner, gasps, and screams*

  • Lurk bursts through the back palace entrance door and flies onto the floor*
  • the four are teleported inside the plague runner*

LIR:AAUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jib: AH! What IS THAT? *points at alt Vax*

  • Lurk rolls on the floor and crashes into another statue*

Vex: A Xenomorph! *pulls out a gun*

Lurk:A-Aughhh...w-wait....

Vax: He's on our side!

  • Lurk begins to bleed from wounds*

LIR: AUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vex: What, what?

  • Nark minons surrround Lurk inside* Lurk's vision gets blurry*

Alt. Vex: Look behind you...

LIR: I think we have a welcoming party

Lurk:W-wait...N-no...*passes out*

Vex: *turns around* Oh... I see.

  • Lurk wakes up in a hollow glass cylinder like the one VIR was in*
  • VIR is in a glass tube next to him*
  • VIR seems dead*

Lurk:aughh..my head-

  • Lurk's cylinder is hanging over hundreds of scientists on computers on a floating podium in a sphere shaped room*

LIR: THAT might be a problem... *points to the ships behind the Plague Runner*

Vex: Oh. Geez.

  • Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*

Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here!

LIR: I saw them. There were so many..

  • Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*

Lurk:WHAT THE?!!

  • King Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*
  • Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*

Nark:Like the science experiment?

Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is blinking

Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly*

Vex: Don't answer that.

Lurk:What are you talking about!?!

Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon.

Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted.

  • The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*

LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.