The Reign of Shrix - (Part two)

Alt. Vex: We have to get out of the jail! Everyone run that way!

LIR: Yeah!

Alt. Vex: The guards are mostly Irkens, so please try not to kill too many, ok?

LIR: Ok..

Alt. Vex: The portal is about five hundred feet away from the back entrance of the palace.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I came here for something...

LIR: Wait. If those.. jelly..things.. came at us..

LIR: WHAT ELSE IS COMING?

King Nark: Now....hmmm

King Nark:Let's check on the prisoners. *presses button on a screen*

LIR: *stops running, and looks at a security camera, then facepalms*

Alt. Vax: Vex...You can help me...

LIR: Great.

• King Nark sees the prison cell destroyed,and them talking*

King Nark:They escaped!

Jab: *Slices the security camera in half*

King Nark:GUARDS! ENGINEERS! WHOEVER YOU ARE!

King Nark:SEND IN THE MINONS,ALL OF THEM!

Alt. Vex: RUN!

• guards rush to their stations*

King Nark: ENGINEERS!

LIR: Uh.. oh...

• the group starts running to the entrance of the palace*

• an irken scientist/engineer walks up to him*: Yes my King.

King Nark: Is it ready?

Engineer: Yes,it is fully functional.

Nark: Good,open up a portal immediately you globbin idiot.

Scientist: Yes my king.

Alt. Vax: Vex...I can help you if you can help me...

LIR: Umm... With what?

• the floor starts to shake*

Alt. Vex: What the?

LIR: I have a bad feeling about this...

Alt. Vex: Ya think so? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!

LIR: *looks over shoulder* Oh....my!!!!! *millions of Nark minions are stampeding towards them*

• red circle appears on the floor,it splits in two,two poker spikes come out*

LIR: AHH! *turns thumbs into knives, and stabs a poker-spike*

• the poker spikes swirl through the hole into the air*

Pokers:FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *they make loud vibrtating noises*

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *he uses his repulsorlift engine to maneuver over the pokers*

• the poker spike throws it's large tail at LIR and the others*

Alt. Vax: Together, we can destroy "King" Nark and free our home...

Jab: *uses sword to climb on the celing*

LIR: AUUUGHHH! VAAX!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK...

the first poker spike shoots plasma disks at alt vex and alt vax*

• the 2nd poker whacks LIR with it's tail*

LIR: AAAARGH!

Alt. Vex: Whoa! *one disk cuts his arm* Agh!

• Grape-bots begin to converge on LIR, who begins to slash them with his thumb-knives*

• two plasma disks fly into a stone column with KIng Nark's face carved into it,it collaspes*

• stone blocks fly everywhere*

Alt. Vex: GO! The back entrance isn't too far away!

• they fly into fionna statues*

LIR: Whoaaaaaa!! *a large stone block lands squarely on him*

Alt. Vax: We can expand the Irken Empire through the entire Omniverse...

• Most of the group makes it through the falling rubble*

Alt. Vex: There's the portal! Run!

• Most of the group makes it out just in time before the whole ceiling collapses*

Alt. Vax: Vex...Soon I will turn into a full Xenomorph...The only thing I won't loose is my ability to talk in our language...

• ground rumbles*

Vax: *Jumps through*

• two Nark bots burst through the ground near the entrance*

• rocks and concrete fly everywhere*

• LIR is completely hidden, crushed under all of the rubble*

Jab: *Doesn't jump in the portal, but just stares at it*

• Behind Jib, there seems to be a light shining through the rubble*

Alt. Vex: That's deep space out there, so get ready for it.

• The light dims and disappears*

Lurk: *jumps onto a nark bot's knee*

• Alt. Vex puts on a filter and flies into the portal*

• The light in the rubble shines brighter now*

• A shining LIR climbs out of the rubble*

Lurk: *climbs onto the nark bot's head and stabs it's eye with a spider leg*

• The 2nd nark bot throws it's fist at Lurk*

• LIR stops glowing, and has a puzzled look, but runs to fight the Narkbots*

• Lurk jumps off it's head and dodges it*

LIR: Hey!! Big....blue...thingy! Come and get me!

Alt. Vex: *his head pops back out of the portal* Everyone! This way! The portal is becoming unstable, and could collapse with all the energy being given off in this area!*

LIR: *jumps into the portal*

• The 2nd narkbot hits the 1st narkbot instead,the fist bursts through the 1st Narkbot's head,it explodes*

• The fist is destroyed along with the 1st narkbot*

• Alt. Vax's antennae disappear, his tongue turns into a second mouth, and his eyes disappear, making him fully Xenomorph*

Alt. Vex: Remember to activate your helmets before coming in here, or whatever!

Alt. Vax: *Starts to roar*

• The Nark bot flails it's destroyed "hand" around in anger*

• LIR hears this a second before he moves through the portal*

• The Nark bot topples over,crushing minions*

• Lurk runs towards the portal*

LIR: *floats around in space for a bit*

Lurk: *his spider legs retract and he runs*

Vex: *In the Plague runner* We have three signals coming through the portal... Make that four... Plixx, get me a visual!

Alt. Vax: It has been done...This way, I am unstoppable...

Jib: AH! *Puts laser gun at the portal*

• the signal indicator says there's another signal from behind them, not the portal*

Vax: Everyone, this has been one of the worst days of my life... 9:38

• Lurk gets dragged into the palace, and Lurk's uniform gets burnt and ripped from the heated plasma tail,his face gets burnt too*

Lurk:GUH!

• Vex identifies the people coming through the portal to be Alt. Vex, Vax, Alt. Vax, and LIR*

9:38 Mysteriousjillguy ( Vex doesn't know who Alt Vex and Alt vax are,right? 9:38 LIRLIR

• Vex doesn't notice the extra signal, though*

9:38 INVADER VEX

• Lurk comes through shortly after, along with Alt. Vax*

9:38 Mysteriousjillguy ( Lurk flew into the palace back entrance 9:39 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok... Computer, retrieve them! Teleport the, in here! 9:39 LIRLIR LIR: *looks behind the Plague Runner, gasps, and screams* 9:39 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk bursts through the back palace entrance door and flies onto the floor*

9:39 Invadervax Alt. Vax: Greetings, counterpart of Vex! 9:39 LIRLIR

• ZAAPP* LIR's teleported into the ship

9:39 INVADER VEX

• the four are teleported inside the plague runner*

9:39 LIRLIR LIR:AAUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:39 Invader Jib Jib: AH! What IS THAT? *points at alt Vax* 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk rolls on the floor and crashes into another statue*

9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: A Xenomorph! *pulls out a gun* 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy LUrk:A-Aughhh...w-wait.... 9:40 Invadervax Vax: He's on our side. 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk begins to bleed from wounds*

9:40 LIRLIR (Jib, are you recording it? Or are you recording it slower?) LIR: AUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: What, what? 9:40 Mysteriousjillguy

• Nark minons surrround Lurk inside* Lurk's vision gets blurry*

9:41 INVADER VEX Alt. Vex: Look behind you... 9:41 LIRLIR LIR: I think we have a welcoming party 9:41 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:W-wait...N-no...*passes out* 9:41 INVADER VEX Vex: *turns around^ Oh... I see. 9:41 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk wakes up in a hollow glass cylinder like the one VIR was in*

9:41 LIRLIR LIR: *looks at the scanner, the ship number indicator reads seven hundred billion and counting* 9:41 Invader Jib Jib: Seriously, what IS that thing? 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy

• VIR is in a glass tube next to him*

9:42 INVADER VEX

• VIR seems dead*

9:42 LIRLIR (Jib, are you recording?) 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:aughh..my head- 9:42 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I am an alternate counterpart of your friend Vax. 9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk: O_O 9:42 LIRLIR LIR: Vex.... 9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah, LIR? 9:43 LIRLIR LIR: That's not the welcoming party. LIR: *points to the scanning radar, which shows billions of ships* 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Uh... Ok..? 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk's cylinder is hanging over hundreds of scientists on computers on a floating podium in a sphere shaped room*

9:43 LIRLIR LIR: THAT is. 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Oh. Geez. 9:43 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk sees a giant cylinder looking thing,it's pink and has a heart on it*

9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: There is no way we can hold them all off. We need to collapse the portal and get out of here! 9:44 LIRLIR LIR: I saw them. LIR: There was so many.. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy

• Lurk also sees a giant vat of green goo*

Lurk:WHAT THE?!! 9:44 Invadervax Alt. Vax: I've seen worse. 9:44 Mysteriousjillguy

• KIng Nark is on a floating podium covered in a glass shell*

9:45 INVADER VEX

• Vex starts to collapse the portal to the Nark dimension, and it soon closes*

9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Like the science experiment? 9:45 LIRLIR Computer: Warning! Incoming ships! *the hailing beacon is binking*

• blinking

9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: It's a little gift for your dimension. *spazzes randomly* 9:45 INVADER VEX Vex: Don't answer that, 9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:What are you talking about!?! 9:45 LIRLIR (Jib... are you recording?) 9:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Plixx, but us on route to behind that moon. 9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Nark: Heheheh.....soon I will the perfect Fionna I always wanted. Invader Jib has left the chat. 9:46 INVADER VEX

• The Plague Runner flies behind a moon*

9:46 LIRLIR LIR: I have a feeling that whoever that was isn't going to take that portal closing lightly.