LIR and Schmoob are in the same cell, which is padded*
8:14MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GGRRAUGHHNHHHG
8:16LIRLIRLIR: I don't understand why you don't like being in this place. It's the only building I know of with rooms that are almost entirely fluffy.
LIR: *starts jumping on the padded floor, bouncing everywhere*
LIR: Wheee!!!
LIR: *eventually crashes into Schmoob*
LIR: Are you just going to grunt the whole time we're here?
LIR: *walks up to Schmoob and observes him*
LIR: You've never staid still this long.
LIR: Or is it stood? I don't care, you're not moving and that's not normal
Long Time has left the chat.
Long Time has joined the chat.
8:37Long Time(is Schmoob going to respond?
8:37LIRLIRsorry for the silence, mario
we're having a discussion about the dependence day
8:38Long Time(why?
8:39LIRLIRSchmoob cant think
because the discussion was never resolved beforehand
8:39Long Time(like there isn't really any need considering the dependence day RP is done (however the post dependence day isn't, but that's not the point-
8:39LIRLIRwe cannot continue the rp until Schmoob can think
8:39Mysteriousjillguy( Uh no
8:40LIRLIRso you can think now?)
8:40Mysteriousjillguy( We were just talking about RP ideas..n stuff
( Thinking doesn't matter.
8:40LIRLIR(so we can continue now?)
8:40Mysteriousjillguy( Well,the discussion is solved,so yes.
8:41LIRLIRLIR: *pokes Schmoob*
8:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:THis place is HORRIBLE! Who knows what horrifying things they have planned for us!
8:42Long Time(also I was thinking, could we cut Vax out of the dependence day RP? he came in near the end of part 1; I'm not trying to be mean or anything but he never comes on... and if we don't cut him out part 2 will take forever to finish due to his constant absence)
8:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Behind these cushioned walls lies a horrible fate of unspeakable DOOM
8:42LIRLIRLIR: I thought they just put us in a padded cell like this one and give us free food!
(there is a part 2?(
8:42Mysteriousjillguy( WEll,that might be rude.
8:42Long Time(Schmoob
8:42Mysteriousjillguy( We should ask him first..
8:42Long Time(he literally had like five lines
(and he never comes on
8:43LIRLIRLIR: BEHIND them, Schmoob. Not here.
8:43Mysteriousjillguy( Still though,we should atleast ask first..
8:43Long Time(yeah, so we'll have to wait a month and a half just to ask him?
(we'll probably forget about it by the next time he arrives.
8:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:They'll probably give us STRAIGHTJACKETS covered in mold! Or uhh...BRAIN WASHING...stuff
( We should ask Vax before cutting him out.
( Doing it without his consent would be rude and probably get him angry..
8:44Long Time(well it's his fault for never coming on
8:44YourFavoriteFangirl(..No it isn't
8:44Mysteriousjillguy( Vax will be back eventually.
8:44YourFavoriteFangirl(He's actually got a very busy life
8:45Long Time(unless he's busy, then i'd understand
8:45YourFavoriteFangirl(Like Vex.
8:45Long Time(oh, alright
8:45LIRLIRLIR: *rips a panel off the padded wall and pulls out a five-foot metal centipede thing that is limp*
8:46Mysteriousjillguy
A metal bracelet on LIR's right arm suddenly glows,shocking him*
Another bracelet on Schmoob's arm activates as well*
Schmoob:GGHDHFFGHJTFDTHGGSFDGFDHFCYHFDGFHNGTFTHGF
8:47LIRLIRLIR: AAAAAAASHGFBERUIH
8:47Mysteriousjillguy
The shocking stops*
Schmoob:*Stumbles,covered in burns*
Schmoob:We can't use any of our gadgets here without them knowing..they have cameras..
Schmoob:They even took my dolls. *Eye twitch*
8:49LIRLIRLIR: *shakes the metal centipede with a goofy smile*
8:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It's a good thing I installed a sharp,painful robotic exoskeleton in the dolls. Now they'll come to our rescue!
8:49LIRLIRLIR: *gives the centipede thing to Schmoob*
8:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*takes out a remote that says "THIS IS NOT A BUTTON" on the back in marker*
Schmoob:*presses it*
THe screams of nearby guards is heard*
Schmoob:Heh heh..
8:51LIRLIRLIR: *jabs the centipede thing into the wall and leaves it stuck in the wall
8:52Mysteriousjillguy
Three skinny skeleton looking robots run over to the cell,with clawed hands and pointy feet,their torso is inside ripped up fionna dolls*
Schmoob:SET US FREE!
8:53LIRLIRLIR: *stares at them*
8:54Mysteriousjillguy
The skeleton robots look at each other and then at Schmoob*
Schmoob:*blinks*
The robots slide through the energy bars in the cell and then jump on Schmoob,attacking him*
Schmoob:GAURGGHH! WAIT! NOOO!
Schmoob:*Horrible screaming*
8:55LIRLIRLIR: *pulls them off and ties them up with the metal centipede*
8:55Mysteriousjillguy
The robots struggle,angry*
8:56LIRLIRLIR: *breaks off one of their fingers and eats it*
8:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..maybe they still remember the banana and jelly incident...
9:55Mysteriousjillguy" He also has his most prized posession, the Bioelectricity Manipulator, capable of altering the electricity in a living thing's brain, allowing utter mind control. "
9:55LIRLIR(Since forever, he just rarely uses it.)
9:55YourFavoriteFangirl(Looks like Zik isnt the only mindreader here
9:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:They don't serve eighths here LIR-
9:57LIRLIRLIR: *beast roar* FOOOOOOOOOD
9:57Long TimeVok: *ignores Lir* So, how has life been lately vellow inmate? (totally legit accent good job vok)
(totally believable
9:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Will you shut up already LIR-
Drunk Irken at the end of the table:vunlh<luhcxgsxbxnh<,shbv *chugging wine*
9:59Long Time(yes totally
9:59MysteriousjillguyDepressed Irken at table:*facepalm*
9:59LIRLIRLIR: *pounces on the drunk Irken and begins to eat him*
10:00Long Time(oh
10:00Mysteriousjillguyirken2:GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT-
Schmoob:Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up.
10:01LIRLIRLIR: FOOOD FOOD FOOD
10:01MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Why can't I eat it?
Schmoob:It's mine.
Mask Irken:Why?
Schmoob:Please don't.
10:01
10:02Mysteriousjillguy
Two irkens in the back have random posters of Charlie Sheen on their faces*
10:02LIRLIRLIR: FOOOOD!
10:02MysteriousjillguyPoster Irken:I think we're WINNING the game.
this game*
Poster Irken 2:.....*slow clap*
(
)
Schmoob:*holding head* Happy place happy place happy place happy place
10:03LIRLIRLIR: FOOD
10:03Long Time(wow Schmoob sure is taking a long time to respond to vok-
10:03MysteriousjillguyIrken:*pokes Vok*
10:04Long TimeVok: Yes...?
10:04LIRLIRLIR: FOOD.
10:04MysteriousjillguyOld irken:Great great-I mean very old,friend Jibbles the third who invented the eletronic pocket that made....ten irken lives better but then caused him to go bankrupt.
10:04YourFavoriteFangirl(jibbles
10:05Mysteriousjillguy(Jib's cousin-
10:05YourFavoriteFangirl(no jib is a descendant
(plot twist
10:05Mysteriousjillguy( jib is jib's descendant of jib
10:05Long Time(jibby
10:05Mysteriousjillguy( *INCEPTION DUN*
10:05YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
(jibhoten
10:06LIRLIRLIR: FOOOOOOOOD
10:06MysteriousjillguyDrunk Irken:vunlh<luhcxgsxbxnh<,shbv *chugging wine,unaware that LIR is eating him alive*
Old irken:In the planet of Booztitark 4-
Mask irken punches the old Irken*
10:07Long TimeVok: ...Kould you respond to me, friend?
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Shut up. *Kicks old irken*
10:07LIRLIR
soon he is entirely gone*
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Schmoob.
Schmoob:....WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! E_O
10:07YourFavoriteFangirl(either vok is russian or transylvanian
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:....I ate the sandwich.
10:08LIRLIRLIR: *returns and sits by Schmoob, covered in other
10:08Long Time(i was going for russian-
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
10:08LIRLIR
Irken blood*
10:08Long Time(i'm glad at least somebody recognized it
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(guess vok isnt a vampire then-
10:08Long Time(he's 2cool4vampires
10:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:.........I am going to brutally murder you-
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(zik is a vampire
(uwotm811!!
10:08Mysteriousjillguy
The masked irken runs away,flailing arms and waddling*
Schmoob:Uh ok...So...Um...Vok..
IRKEN GUY
10:09Long Time(bruh he's totally team jacob
10:09YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
10:09Long Time(he dun like edward
10:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So uh..who are you?
10:09LIRLIR
LIR is panting and smiling a little too widely*
10:09YourFavoriteFangirl(now im imagining menami as bella and zeerk as jacob and zik as edward
(thank
10:09Long Time(Schmoob: *asks who he is* *says his name in question*| oh, okay Schmoob-
(in the*
10:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..
The drunk irken falls over,stilling chugging,yet bleeding horribly*
10:11Long TimeVok: Vell, my name is Yotiv.
10:11LIRLIR
some Irkens at the table stare at LIR or slide further away*
10:11Mysteriousjillguy
The depressed irken bangs his head on the table*
Schmoob:Yotiv..?
Schmoob:That name is STOOPID.
Schmoob twitches*
10:11LIRLIRLIR: OH, LEFTOVERS! *crawls over to him and continues eating him*
10:12YourFavoriteFangirl(Schmoob doesnt like mother russia
10:12Long TimeVok: Vhat? You don't like my name?
Vok: And vhat is your name?
10:12MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It just sounds werid.
Schmoob:My name is Schmoob.
Schmoob:And are you an Irken..?
10:13Long TimeVok: HAHAHAHA I've never heard of a stupider name!
Vok: Vhat a barrel of laughs.
10:13LIRLIR
soon the drunk Irken is entirely consumed*
10:13MysteriousjillguySchmoob:MY NAME REPRESENTS MY ABILITY TO Schmoob AROUND MY STINKY ENEMIES AND CAUSE FEAR IN THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS! GGHHGAUGH YEAAH!
10:14Long TimeVok: Vhatever, your name sounds like ze brand of baby food.
10:15YourFavoriteFangirl(vok sounds more transylvanian than russian-
(that's how count talks-
10:15Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob stands on the table and pelvic thrusts,high pitched happy music plays*
10:15LIRLIRLIR: *returns and sits by Schmoob, still covered in Irken blood* I couldn't find a fridge here to keep him from spoiling. Oh well.
10:15MysteriousjillguyDepressed Irken:What is wrong with you people.
10:16Long Time(well, the way russians and transylvanias talk are very simmilar
(similar*
10:16YourFavoriteFangirl(true
10:16MysteriousjillguyDepres Irken:We live in a tyrannical civilization led by two tall idiots,why are you all so happy?
10:16YourFavoriteFangirl(well if vok actually talks like that then i still see him as freinds with count-
10:16Long Time(yes
(they'll be bffs
(totally
10:17YourFavoriteFangirl(omf
10:17Long Time(they will make friendship necklaces
10:17MysteriousjillguyRobot:DISRESPECT DETECTED.
10:17LIRLIRLIR: If you're so sad, I can book you for being devoured.
10:17MysteriousjillguyRobot:ELIMATE. ELIMINATE.
THe robot zaps the depressed Irken*
10:17LIRLIRLIR: Oops. Oh well.
10:17MysteriousjillguyIrken:GAURGGHHHH
10:18Long Time(brb
LIR: *pounces on the drunk Irken and begins to eat him*
10:00Long Time(oh
10:00Mysteriousjillguyirken2:GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT-
Schmoob:Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up.
10:01LIRLIRLIR: FOOOD FOOD FOOD
10:01MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Why can't I eat it?
Schmoob:It's mine.
Mask Irken:Why?
Schmoob:Please don't.
10:01LIRLIRLIR: *eats the sandwich*
10:02Mysteriousjillguy
Two irkens in the back have random posters of Charlie Sheen on their faces*
10:02LIRLIRLIR: FOOOOD!
10:02MysteriousjillguyPoster Irken:I think we're WINNING the game.
this game*
Poster Irken 2:...*slow clap*
Schmoob:*holding head* Happy place happy place happy place happy place
10:03LIRLIRLIR: FOOD
10:03Long Time(wow Schmoob sure is taking a long time to respond to vok-
10:03MysteriousjillguyIrken:*pokes Vok*
10:04Long TimeVok: Yes...?
10:04LIRLIRLIR: FOOD.
10:04MysteriousjillguyOld irken:Great great-I mean very old,friend Jibbles the third who invented the eletronic pocket that made....ten irken lives better but then caused him to go bankrupt.
10:04YourFavoriteFangirl(jibbles
10:05Mysteriousjillguy(Jib's cousin-
10:05YourFavoriteFangirl(no jib is a descendant
(plot twist
10:05Mysteriousjillguy( jib is jib's descendant of jib
10:05Long Time(jibby
10:05Mysteriousjillguy( *INCEPTION DUN*
10:05YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
(jibhoten
10:06LIRLIRLIR: FOOOOOOOOD
10:06MysteriousjillguyDrunk Irken:vunlh<luhcxgsxbxnh<,shbv *chugging wine,unaware that LIR is eating him alive*
Old irken:In the planet of Booztitark 4-
Mask irken punches the old Irken*
10:07Long TimeVok: ...Kould you respond to me, friend?
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Shut up. *Kicks old irken*
10:07LIRLIR
soon he is entirely gone*
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:Schmoob.
Schmoob:....WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! E_O
10:07YourFavoriteFangirl(either vok is russian or transylvanian
10:07MysteriousjillguyMask Irken:....I ate the sandwich.
10:08LIRLIRLIR: *returns and sits by Schmoob, covered in other
10:08Long Time(i was going for russian-
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
10:08LIRLIR
Irken blood*
10:08Long Time(i'm glad at least somebody recognized it
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(guess vok isnt a vampire then-
10:08Long Time(he's 2cool4vampires
10:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:.........I am going to brutally murder you-
10:08YourFavoriteFangirl(zik is a vampire
(uwotm811!!
10:08Mysteriousjillguy
The masked irken runs away,flailing arms and waddling*
Schmoob:Uh ok...So...Um...Vok..
IRKEN GUY
10:09Long Time(bruh he's totally team jacob
10:09YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
10:09Long Time(he dun like edward
10:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So uh..who are you?
10:09LIRLIR
LIR is panting and smiling a little too widely*
10:09YourFavoriteFangirl(now im imagining menami as bella and zeerk as jacob and zik as edward
(thank
10:09Long Time(Schmoob: *asks who he is* *says his name in question*| oh, okay Schmoob-
(in the*
10:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..
The drunk irken falls over,stilling chugging,yet bleeding horribly*
10:11Long TimeVok: Vell, my name is Yotiv.
10:11LIRLIR
some Irkens at the table stare at LIR or slide further away*
10:11Mysteriousjillguy
The depressed irken bangs his head on the table*
Schmoob:Yotiv..?
Schmoob:That name is STOOPID.
Schmoob twitches*
10:11LIRLIRLIR: OH, LEFTOVERS! *crawls over to him and continues eating him*
10:12YourFavoriteFangirl(Schmoob doesnt like mother russia
10:12Long TimeVok: Vhat? You don't like my name?
Vok: And vhat is your name?
10:12MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It just sounds werid.
Schmoob:My name is Schmoob.
Schmoob:And are you an Irken..?
10:13Long TimeVok: HAHAHAHA I've never heard of a stupider name!
Vok: Vhat a barrel of laughs.
10:13LIRLIR
soon the drunk Irken is entirely consumed*
10:13MysteriousjillguySchmoob:MY NAME REPRESENTS MY ABILITY TO Schmoob AROUND MY STINKY ENEMIES AND CAUSE FEAR IN THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS! GGHHGAUGH YEAAH!
10:14Long TimeVok: Vhatever, your name sounds like ze brand of baby food.
10:59YourFavoriteFangirl(I go to a beach with horseflies, so.. :I
Vok: Oh, vell as a young-ling nobody kared about me. I grew up a life being konstantly teased and mistreated, everyone I knew hated me; I vas an outcast... you kan probably understand where it lead me to. Emotional break downs, klinical depression ect...
11:01LIRLIRLIR: You seem more sane than the droid running this discussion.
(Waiting )
11:02YourFavoriteFangirl(#shots fired
11:03LIRLIR( waiting..)
11:03Long Time(o snap
11:06LIRLIRThat was abrupt.
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
11:07Long TimeVok: Vell yes, I have more kontrol over my emotions now. From konstant learning from others, but zat doesn't mean they're easy to hide, very small things kan trigger me.
11:07LIRLIR(K. )
LIR: Then why are you here?
11:08Mysteriousjillguy( Massive chat delay
11:08Long TimeVok: As I SAID very small things kan trigger me, making me do horrible things.
11:08YourFavoriteFangirl(Ive been stung by yellow jackets and horseflies
(:I
11:09Long TimeVok: Do you even listen, little veakling?
11:09Mysteriousjillguy( Cowkiller stings hurt more then yellow jacket stings-
11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(Have you ever been stung by a horsefly
11:09Mysteriousjillguy( No
11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(:I
11:09Mysteriousjillguy( I've never been stung by anything..
11:09Long Time(then why are you complaining
(k
11:09Mysteriousjillguy( I'm usually too terrified to even go near one.
( I was just talking about the ant..wasp..thing..
( Random facts
( ghf
11:10LIRLIRLIR: So.. who's next?
LIR: *faceplants counter* uuugh
6:00MysteriousjillguyDroid:So uhh..
6:00LIRLIRLIR: Is it my turn?
6:00MysteriousjillguyDroid:Ghhh..Yes
Schmoob: :I
Trox whispers to his pet rock,drooling at the same time*
6:02LIRLIRLIR: *stands up* Well, first, I was dragged here by my master, Schmoob *points to Schmoob*. Also, I eat people. And pickles. But I like pickles more.
6:02YourFavoriteFangirl(Btw if any of you are interested https://www.torproject.org This is the link into that world.. Im honestly a bit afraid to download it and just see what happens there, but some people have morbid curiosity
(Also, I think I might have an idea for a criminal if you all think its logical
6:03LIRLIR(eh.)
6:03Mysteriousjillguy( *takes link,puts it in a safe,and throws it into hell*
( nope
( *runs backwards*
6:03YourFavoriteFangirl(lol
6:03Mysteriousjillguy( So what's the criminal?
6:04LIRLIRLIR: Anyways, yeah. That's pretty much it *laughs twice* *turns on the spot to Schmoob* *bellows* NEXXXT *sits*
6:04YourFavoriteFangirl(I was thinking something along the lines of an Irken drug dealer Probably a person who just basically snitches a bunch of drugs from other planets but most turned out to be poisonous and killed a bunch of people, leading to her arrest
6:05MysteriousjillguyDroid:Well uhh..Ok..Next,spazzy irken named Kirk.
Schmoob:My name is Schmoob.
6:05LIRLIR(Oh cool.)
6:06MysteriousjillguyDroid:Yep. Uh-huh. *A robotic arm grabs Schmoob and puts him near the pedstel*
Schmoob:Uh...Well uhh..
Schmoob:Ya see..I got bit by an acid secreting tenetacle beast..and uh..that's how Iwent insane. YEP.
Schmoob:*rips the microphone out and walks to seat*
6:07LIRLIR
stares at the sparking microphone*
LIR:
6:08YourFavoriteFangirl
there's a shady looking irken in the corner, just hiding her hands in coat, wearing sunglasses* (If Im unresponsive Im doing homework
6:09LIRLIRLIR: *looks at the droid* Do you have a replacement microphone for everyone else? He failed to mention his disorder where he rips out visible microphones after he talks.
(Ok.)
6:09Mysteriousjillguy
A small rock flies at the droid*
6:09YourFavoriteFangirl(that disorder
(XDD
6:09LIRLIR(I'm going to confirmation in an hour, fyi. But I'll be back to RP.)
(We still have plenty of time, though.)
6:10MysteriousjillguyDroid:Oh,of course. Well uhh...Captain Crunch and Fruit loops come up to the microphones. GRRT *sparks* I mean Schmoob and Trox.
Trox walks up to the microphone*
6:11LIRLIRLIR: *watches*
6:11MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GAURGH! You heard my stupid origin story,why do you need me up there again?!
Droid:Your resistance is being recorded and will be punished severely.
6:12LIRLIRLIR: Probably because they said so and they have weaponry
6:12MysteriousjillguyDroid:Exactly.
Schmoob:GRGH!
Schmoob:*walks up to the microphone,grumbling*
Trox:The pizza is hearing you all. After we finish the triangulum of surfers in dreams,we will swim down a stream of tomato sacks.
Schmoob:.......
Schmoob kicks Trox away from the microphone*
6:14LIRLIRLIR: I believe he wasn't told what to talk about. You simply told him to go up to the microphone
6:15YourFavoriteFangirl(Trox: the manure gods are displeased with you for that Schmoob: shut up
6:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well uhh,I like to go FISHING on planet Zooktibar-24,and uh,OTHER normal activities. Now,RELEASE ME,BECAUSE I AM SANE!
( Lol
Droid:INVALID STATEMENT.
Schmoob's straight jacket uniform tightens,crunching noises are heard*
6:16LIRLIRLIR: Fishing? I didn't know you fished. What, do you do all of this while I'm recharging?
6:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GAUGH! MY OR-GINS!
Schmoob falls over,spazzing*
6:16LIRLIRLIR: *looks at Vok and back to Schmoob* It's organs..
6:17MysteriousjillguyDroid:Unfortunately,that's all the time we have today. Proceede into the door on the other side of the room,and go down the hallway.
A metallic hatch door opens up at the end of the room*
6:18LIRLIRLIR: *gets up and walks into the hallway* Oh boy. What's next in this funhouse?
6:19MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Follows LIR,still twitching from pain*
6:19YourFavoriteFangirl
The irken from before just follows them in the back, annoyed*
6:20MysteriousjillguyTrox:Maybe they'll preform a lobotomy. I HEARD THEY FEEL PRETTY GOOD,after all the brain hemorrhaging and cranium pain.
Schmoob:THAT SOUNDS GREAT Trox.
6:21LIRLIRLIR: I wonder how they perform lobotomies on robots. They probably already have the model I was created from.. I think.. I dunno.
6:21Mysteriousjillguy
A large room is seen at the end of the hallway,inmates go down it*
go into it*
6:22LIRLIR(Perhaps Vok should be the first to notice the shadowy irken?)
6:22Mysteriousjillguy
Mechanical noises are heard from the room*
6:22LIRLIRLIR: *goes into the room*
6:22Long Timebrb
6:22Mysteriousjillguy( I guess
6:22YourFavoriteFangirl(ok
6:22LIRLIR(or maybe notttt)
6:23Mysteriousjillguy( *time instantly freezes*
6:23LIRLIR(Well, we can still continue, the shadowy irken doesn't have to be noticed now)
( :I )
6:25Mysteriousjillguy( Well I'd think Vok would have said something by now..
6:26LIRLIR(ok. it's 5:25.. :I )
6:26Mysteriousjillguy( 6:26 where I am
(*CLOCK INTENSIFIES*
( Doo Dee doo doo..
6:28LIRLIR(tick tock tick tock gh0
( 5:28)
6:29Mysteriousjillguy( *Mario's icon suddenly vibrates,time speeds up to 6:00*
6:41LIRLIRLIR: Schmoob, be polite and answer someone when they're poking you
(lol)
6:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'd rather rip his hand off,but Ok.
Schmoob:What is it..uhh..umm...OIL BRAND...
6:42LIRLIRLIR: *walks around*
6:42Long TimeVok: Yeah, so if it wasn't obvious enough *cough* probably not for you *cough* I'm actually Vok. It was fun to confuse you as usual though.
6:43Long TimeVok: Yuuuuup. Finally got that through your thick skull? And yeah robot, I knew too, but you've gotta admit it's fun to see Schmoob confused and clueless.
6:43LIRLIRLIR: I dunno. I didn't think you needed to know
6:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well Uhh...Hmm...How to respond to that..uhh..
6:44LIRLIRLIR: *suddenly randomly shuts down*
6:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WEll uhh..I guess it doesn't matter anyway-
6:44LIRLIR(CONTINUE WITHOUT ME-- *pulled*)
6:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:! LIR?
6:44YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..*Quietly*: Hey, you guys. Over there.
6:44Mysteriousjillguy( grghk-
6:44Long TimeVok: *Pets Schmoob's head* Yeah, just imagine I'm not heeeeeeeereeee.
6:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:QUIT TOUCHING ME!
6:45LIRLIR(no seriously, continue without me Schmoob can just carry him around or something- brhghrh see you soon)
6:45Long TimeVok: Yeah strange and un-trusty person-guy-girl-thing-I-don't-know?
6:45Mysteriousjillguy
THe conveyor belt leads to a large group of robotic arms*
6:46YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..*Ignoring that comment* You guys want any.. "swalloable rainbows"?
6:46Mysteriousjillguy
A robotic arm grabs Schmoob,while another paints an Irken symbol,missing it's half and with zig zag antennae*
6:46Long Time(omf
(swalloable rainbows yes
6:46Mysteriousjillguy
The robotic arms do the same to the others*
6:46YourFavoriteFangirl(:'D
6:47MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Huh? *Touches the paint,it's completely dry*
6:47Long TimeVok: Hmmm. An actual rainbow that I can digest? Or drugs?
Vok: If it's the first one then I'm up for it!
6:48YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: *Laughs*.. Whatever you think it is. *Tossing a small pill*
6:48Mysteriousjillguy( BRB dinner hrthg
( back
(mario come back
( the golden potatoes are hidden in modor,so it's impossible-
( *mordor
7:08Long TimeVok: Hmm.. hey Schmoob.
7:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:HM?
Schmoob drags LIR*
7:08Long TimeVok: Take this pill, it's a magic pill that'll totally teleport you out of here.
7:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmm..
7:09YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..*Snickers*
7:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Magical pill...
7:09Long TimeVok: *hands Schmoob the pill*
Vok: Yeah, it's extremely rare.
7:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It makes rainbows right?
7:09Long TimeVok: Rarest or the rare.
Vok: Probably.
Vok: Uhm, you use it and get out of here, I'll catch up.
7:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hm.....I HATE RAINBOWS! *Stuffs it into Trox's mouth*
Trox:*cough* *splutter*
7:10Long Timeof the*
7:10Mysteriousjillguy
Trox's pet rock begins to vibrate*
The rock flys at Vok and smacks him across the face*
7:11Long Time(oh
7:11Mysteriousjillguy
The rock flies back into a pocket on Trox's uniform,motionless*
7:11Long TimeVok: Oww! Hmph, that's the 7th time a rock has smacked me in the face.
A large metallic door opens up at the end,revealing their cells from before*
Schmoob:*Walks off the belt*
Schmoob:So Trox..how's that pill?
7:13Long TimeVok: Hmmmmm... after this I think I'm gonna fill Menami's room with mud and see how she reacts. *Grins* It makes me happy by just thinking of her angry reaction that'll happen.
7:13MysteriousjillguyTrox:O_O *twitching*
Trox:...I can see...EVERYTHING...
Trox:GFhghgfbjgh nm jhkugjkjhckyfhkjfhftgh
Intercom:Congrulations. You have passed your first day at our wonderful center. It is now 5:00PM,you will now be held in your cells for the rest of the night. GOODBYE.
The intercom shuts off*
The intercom speaker sparks and falls off*
A giant centipede like robot enters the room from the entrance,tons of weaponry is attached to it*
Guard robots follow the centipede robot,pushing inmates into their cells*
Schmoob:*Drags LIR*
Schmoob:HMM...
Schmoob:o_o
Schmoob stares at the signs above the cell entrances,one next to Schmoob's reads "YOTIV"
Schmoob:...Why..
7:19Long TimeVok: Oh, I almost forgot it's pretty easy to get out of here, at least I think... Hmmmm, you guys wait in your cells, I'm gonna get us some snacks. *Vok snaps his fingers, and instantly is engulfed in flames and disappears out of thin air*
7:19MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WHY?!?!
The robot guard kicks Schmoob in the stomach,sending him and LIR into the cell*
Energy bars close the cell entrance,along with a wall of energy*
Schmoob:...*sigh*
Schmoob:.....*coughs*
Schmoob:So...
Schmoob:*Walks up to cell entrance*
Schmoob:Uhh..werid Irken girl...you got any power enhancing drugs or something?
7:22YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: Hm? *Stares at*..
7:22MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Something to break out..
The guards instantly look at Schmoob*
7:23Long Time(Schmoob is apart of the thug life now
(all about dem enhancers
7:23Mysteriousjillguy( Schmoob didn't chose the thug life
7:23YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ...*Keeps quiet until the guards are away*
7:23Mysteriousjillguy( the thug life chose him
7:23YourFavoriteFangirl(lol-
7:23MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...She did it.
7:23YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: I didn't do nothin?
7:23Mysteriousjillguy
THe guards poke Schmoob with taser staffs,he's electrified*
Schmoob:GAUGFHFDHERDTFHDFG
7:24YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: :I *Sits down*
7:24Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob falls over,smoking*
Schmoob:Aurghh..
Schmoob:Hmm..
Schmoob:Hmm...*Looks at deactivated LIR*
Schmoob:Escaping this place will require incredible amounts of effort,stealth,and intelligence..
7:37Long TimeVok: Return to your so called friends who are barely bothered by your suffering?
7:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Miserable? I travel through dimensions,you TWIT!
Schmoob:And..Umm..
7:38Long TimeVok: Yes and that's all you do. To fill the void of not having anyone there for you.
7:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well uhh..Xi and LIR help me through my suffering..
7:38YourFavoriteFangirl(if vok had a dick
(menami would punch it for that
7:38Long Time(XD
7:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So does Menami..
Schmoob:And your son..sometimes..
7:38Long TimeVok: Oh reallllllly? They only do it to seem nice in front of others.
Vok: Honestly, they could care less if you vanished off the face of the universe.
7:39YourFavoriteFangirl(menami: i will find you vok i will find you
7:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Why am I even telling you this...you're just a smelly ...pathetic..magical..THING...and uh..
7:39Long TimeVok: You're insignificant to this universe, a miserable and pathetic spec on the surface of life.
7:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Not LIR...no...Neither would Xi.
Schmoob:Not Menami either..
7:40Long TimeVok: You're a sorry excuse of an Irken.
7:40YourFavoriteFangirl(says the one that wasnt even irken originally
7:40Long TimeVok: Okay tell me then, why have they not come for you yet? Why haven't they tried harder to rescue you from your pain? Why haven't they aided you in your time of need?
(o snap vok u so mean
7:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,so are you,compared to the vast Multiverse,you're nothing a miserable,pathetic magical being that wastes his time with an obviously insane Irken and his "pathetic" son.
Schmoob:Why are you wasting your time in this prison,you could be conquering worlds..or grilling weenies.
7:42Long TimeVok: I've done more than you'll ever do in your lifetime idiot, there are thousands and thousands of things I do that you don't know. I'm not going to REVEAL those things to you though, but I have definitely made a dent in the universe.
7:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Yeah,sure...
7:42Long TimeVok: So you can't say that's all I do. You know NOTHING of importance about me.
7:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well..Uhh..
7:43Long TimeVok: And what do you do? Search for that girl? What was her name... Fionna, yes, Fionna. The girl if you even found her she wouldn't like you.
Vok: Infact, I think she'd hate you.
7:43Mysteriousjillguy
A robotic tentacle bursts out of the ground of the tube,grabbing Schmoob with sharp,clawed fingers*
Schmoob:GGRGGH! ACK!
Another arm grabs Vok by the head*
7:44Long TimeVok: Hgf-
7:45Mysteriousjillguy
The arms force them through the hole and throws them into two separate,hollow,metallic spheres*
The spheres close,green lights are inside them,making them glow*
7:46Long TimeVok: What is the meaning of this?
7:46Mysteriousjillguy
The spheres are attached to a big cylinder shaped robot with three antennae,it's covered in sharp robotic arms*
The robot flies through a big tube,leading to the cell room*
A hatch door opens at the end of the tube,the robot flies through and ends up in the cell room*
The spheres detach and fly into Vok and Schmoob's cells*
Schmoob:Grgh! *The sphere slams into the floor*
Schmoob:Well Uh..that plan failed horribly..
7:49Long TimeVok: See what I mean? You're horrible at plans.
Vok: And life.
Vok: And being a good friend to others.
7:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmm..Maybe next time I should use my gloves and a jar of butter to escape...
7:49Long TimeVok: and other stuff
7:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well uhh....You fail at..umm..USING LIFE WISELY!
7:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:And you smell like moldy potatoes.
( LOL
7:52Long TimeVok: You say everything smells like moldy potatoes, you must have a smelling problem or something. Also, it's not my fault my son is so useless.
7:53Mysteriousjillguy( brb
( back
Schmoob:Grghk
Schmoob:Plegbth,Shaddup. Uhh..I'm gonna go work on some blueprints or something..
7:57Long TimeVok: He's always letting stupid friendship get in the way. :l
7:57Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes his bedsheet from his bunk bed and takes out a crayon*
7:57YourFavoriteFangirl(i like how Schmoob is just fine after consuming all those drugs now
7:57Long Time(yup
7:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Draws stuff*
2 hours later*
7:58Long TimeVok: Are you gonna do one of those stupid 'Draw My Life' things or whatever?
7:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I"VE DONE IT! I"VE CREATED THE MOST INGENIOUS PLAN TO ESCAPE THE Pyscho BIN! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID MAGICAL GOBLIN FISH MONKEY!
Schmoob:AND NOW..TO....Urp....Ulp.....BLAUGHRTTFDHFG *Schmoob vomits all over it*
7:59Long TimeVok: Ewww..
7:59Mysteriousjillguy
Partly dissolved pills and other drug stuff is all over it as well*
8:00YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..Heheh.
Irken: Did I give you the wrong type?
8:00MysteriousjillguySchmoob:THIS IS YOUR FAULT! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS CELL-
Guard:SILENCE!
Guard:It is sleep time now.
Intercom:Attention all inmates,now is the time to rest your mentally ill heads on our spaceroach infested-uhh....awesomely comfortable soft pillows and sleep with filthy blankets!
Intercom:You will not receive a new bedsheet. Have sweet dreams and stuff..
The intercom cuts off*
The lights shut off,the room is barely lit*
Schmoob:*Looks at disgusting bedsheet*
Schmoob:...e_o
8:04YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ... :I *Just lays down on the bed, unphased*
8:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Tosses the bedsheet away and climbs into bed,he uses LIR's bed blanket*
Schmoob:...Wait,Irkens don't need sleep-
Guard:*Robot eye flashes red*
8:05YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: It's optional. .-.
8:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:.....Grgh...
Schmoob:Sleeping is boring.
Guard:RESISTANCE DETECTED.
8:05YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: Says you.
8:05MysteriousjillguyGuard:*Pokes Schmoob with a stick,it shocks him*
Schmoob:ARGGGHHH
Guard:*Pokes Schmoob with a stick,it shocks him*
Schmoob:ARGGGHHH
8:06Long TimeVok: Well, I can knock you unconscious if you want. :l
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
8:08Mysteriousjillguy( internet is stupid
The guard shocks the drug dealing Irken as well*
Schmoob:*twitch*
8:09YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ...OW- What was that for ene;
8:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Gets comfortable in bed and sleeps*
8:10Long TimeVok: *Just kinda hovers in the air, staring at a wall*
8:10Mysteriousjillguy
Two irken guards are at a table,playing cards*
Irken guard:I win.
Guard2:*slams table,the cards instantly explode* *The remaining cards play a built in music CD somehow,it plays linkin park*
(cue megan fox-
8:13Long Time(oh
8:13Mysteriousjillguy
3 hours later,an awfully loud alarm sounds*
Schmoob:GAGGGHK!
Schmoob rolls off his bed*
Intercom:GOOD MORNING Pyscho BIN. HOW ARE ALL OF YOU DOING? GOOD? Well,we don't care.
8:14YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ...*Opens an eye* - -;
8:15Long TimeVok: *Still hovering in the air* Morning already?
MysteriousjillguyIntercom:You'll be happy to know that we've surgically implanted 20 tracking devices in your intestines. If you leave the Pyscho bin,they will explode.
Intercom:During your sleep.
8:18Long TimeVok: Wow, that's gotta suck for you Schmoob.
8:18MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Or when you weren't looking,for all of you that despise sleep or something..
Schmoob:I hate all of you.
8:18Long TimeVok: Which makes me thrilled that you have to suffer even more now.
8:20MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Today we'll be starting an interesting new food program. For once in this miserable faculty,we're serving actual food for once. Not that you haven't been eating fake food...
Intercom:Anyway,you'll receive it at breakfast..which is...Now...GO EAT OR DIE.
The cells all open,robot guards force everyone into a line*
Schmoob:Grgghhfft...
The robots lead everyone down the hall and to the cafeteria*
Schmoob:Grughk. Real food...They've probably spiked it with nanobots or something.
Schmoob:Or maybe bombs..Or guns..or DRUGS..
Schmoob:OR ANGRY MUTANT BEEF JERKY!
8:24Long TimeVok: Eh... well I've got my own food.
8:24MysteriousjillguyTrox:The big hairy tomato says that you need to-
Schmoob:Shut up.
Schmoob sits at a table in the room*
8:24Long TimeVok: I could give you some, IF you become my eternal slave and sell your soul to me.
8:24Mysteriousjillguy
Trays filled with delicious looking food are at the tables*
Schmoob:NEVER!
Schmoob:Hm....*Sniffs it*
Schmoob:*Grabs a burger and eats it*
Schmoob:Mffm...Hm...This actually tastes good..
Schmoob:Let me try the other stuff-
Schmoob's tray is licked clean*
Masked Irken:yum
Schmoob:YOU!
Schmoob leaps at a giant paste monster behind the masked Irken*
8:27Long TimeVok: *Eats some more chips*
8:27MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I KNEW IT WAS YOU! TYRYERTDHGHF GRAGHCK! *Strangles the monster*
Masked Irken:*Backs away slowly,disturbed*
8:28YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ... *Eats a donut*
8:28MysteriousjillguyDepressed Irken:..You all make me sick..
A robot hovers over and stuffs anti depressant pills into his mouth*
Irken:Ggfbgchhjhaugh..
The monster flings Schmoob into his table*
Schmoob:Grghk!
The monster goes into an air vent on the ceiling,screams of pain are heard from the air vent*
Schmoob:Hrggh...*Twitches*
( Brb
( Back
( Back
( chat delay
Schmoob:*twitches a few more times and sits at the table,covered in paste*
Schmoob:So...Uhh..Drug dealer irken..what's your name?
Schmoob:...?
Schmoob:*scratches but*
butt*
8:37YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..Mm? ...
8:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What's your name?
8:37YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..Rena.
8:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh..I see.. *Takes out a notepad under the table,on the top it reads "PEOPLE TO THROW INTO THE FANFICTION TRAIN DIMENSION"* *Schmoob puts "Rena" on the notepad,under Zik and IBT*
Schmoob:*puts the notepad away*
Schmoob:I see..so..uh...Why are you in the Pyscho bin if you're a drug dealer? THey only hold insane people here..
Schmoob:...Unless you're..insane?
Trox:Mlprggh....she smells like lemons.
8:40YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ..I think it was a mix up. *Shrug* I'm here for now because the only prison cell around my area was full and it would take too long to ship me elsewhere.
8:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...Oh..I see..
Trox:*feels her face*
Trox:Mmlpgghrrt
Trox:*takes out a knife and bites lip*
Schmoob:....O_o
( call 911
8:42YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ...*Pushes off* >>
8:42MysteriousjillguyTrox:I will have your babbys.
Masked Irken:Babbys?
Masked Irken:Babbys you say?
Masked Irken:Babbys like to ride my helicopter. *Takes out a cardboard helicopter*
Schmoob:...What's a heilcopter?
Masked Irken:Alright,here comes my roflcopter.
Masked Irken:Soi soi soi sois sois *computerized voice*
8:44YourFavoriteFangirlIrken: ....
8:44MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:*shoves helicopter in Rena;s face*
rena's*
8:44YourFavoriteFangirl(lol i keep forgetting to put rena
Rena: ._. Can you not.
8:45Mysteriousjillguymasked irken: :3 no
Intercom:BREAKFAST IS OVER..or Brunch..WHATEVER YOU"RE INGESTING
Intercom:And now it's time for:Entertanment!
8:46YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..*Stands up, taking out a pill*... *Shoves it down the masked irken's mouth*
8:46MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Report to the door on the left side of the cafeteria to receive mindless entertainment and something to distract you from your hopeless,doomed lives.
Masked Irken:BBBBZZZRRTTTTTT! *Punches Rena in the face*
8:47Long TimeVok: Wow, you're a feisty one aren't ya?
8:47MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:*Stares at Vok and walks backwards toward the entertainment door*
Schmoob:*follows,with a floating robot drone pointing a blaster at him*
8:48YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ....*STEPS on the Masked Irken's foot, making sure it's painful, then walking away*
8:48MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:Ouch.
The door opens,the masked irken goes down the hall in the door*
Inmates walk down a hall covered in smiley faces and posters*
One of the posters say "WE'RE WATCHING YOU"
8:49Long TimeVok: *follows Schmoob*
8:50Mysteriousjillguy
The hallway ends in a large,circle shaped room*
Intercom:You'll be splitting up into groups based on..uhh....stuff. Once you're all in groups,you'll receive a tablet device with your group's symbol. Once you recieve this,you will go to the door in this room with your symbol.
Robot:So..umm...your groups have been selected carefully and based on specific data..
Robot:...Inny Minny...Miney..Mo...*Pointing at inmates*
Robot:Catch...uhh...GRERGDFHDFCFHF *throws tablets at random people*
THe robot explodes*
8:54YourFavoriteFangirlRena: *Catches one*..
8:54Mysteriousjillguy
tablets with the same symbol fly at the masked Irken,Vok,Rena,and Schmoob*
( Nvm about Rena
8:55Long TimeVok: *Catches it*
Vok: These seem... really out-dated.
8:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*hit in the head with it* GRGHK!
Masked Irken:*catches it*
Masked Irken:It seems to run on..batteries..
Schmoob:Grghk..we all have the same symbol..
8:56YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..Are these tablets from more than 30 years ago?
8:56Mysteriousjillguy
The group symbol is a smiling bunny looking thingy *
Masked Irken:These things don't have TOUCH SCREENS...
Masked Irken:Alot more then 30..
8:57LIRLIRLIR: *suddenly activates* RUTABEGA
8:58MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:Well,lets head to our door. Soi soi soi soi *Jumps into the air and pretends to be driving a bicycle,he somehow FLOATS ALL THE WAY TO THE DOOR*
9:10MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:I am dis interested in your drugs.
Masked Irken:*head rotates back*
9:10YourFavoriteFangirlRena: Naw, this aint drugs.
Rena: It be 100% candy. uwu Just pounded.
9:10Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob messes with his legos,creating more and more Fionna related stuff*
9:11LIRLIRLIR: So that's how you make ANFO.
9:11Long TimeVok: *Appears behind Schmoob, some smoke is steaming off of him*
9:11Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob creates a Fionna-i-zed city similar to a familiar city on Irk*
Schmoob:...Heh..
9:12Long TimeVok: I'm back, anything new? :l
9:12Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes out a building block crown and puts it on his head*
9:12Long TimeVok: Awww, is the wittle baby playing with his toys?
9:12YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..Peh. This video is idiotic. *Moves onto another*..
9:12MysteriousjillguySchmoob:SHUT UP YOU-
Masked Irken:SHHH!
Masked Irken:There are children reading this!
Masked Irken:*goes back to watching TV*
9:13YourFavoriteFangirl(ever notice that rena hasnt done much to Schmoob against him or hasnt had any hateful opinions yet he hates her already XD
9:13LIRLIRLIR: Welcome to the social convention. Watch tv or get onto Irktube. Or something. Or tease people.
9:13Long TimeVok: Here, let me fix it for you. *smashes the miniature fionna city* There! Looks better than before.
9:13Mysteriousjillguy( Oh he was talking to Vok
Schmoob:...
9:13YourFavoriteFangirl(Lol I know
(I was just pointing that out
9:13MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Bites Vok's arm*
Schmoob:GGGRGGHKKK!
9:14YourFavoriteFangirlRena: .. -w-;; Yous be mean, huh?
9:14Long TimeVok: OW!
Vok: *Pushes Schmoob off*
9:14MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*punches Vok in the neck*
9:14Long TimeVok: Nah-
Vok: Could you STOP?
9:14LIRLIRLIR: Heck, I don't care. I'm watching someone put a tiny camera on a bee to watch it inside its colony.
9:15Long TimeVok: It's funny to see Schmoob annoyed. He gets so worked up.
9:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WELL,PERHAPS YOU COULD DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR INCREDIBLY LONG LIFESPAN INSTEAD OF HANGING OUT WITH A WORTHLESS SON AND HIS SPIKY HAIRED FRIEND,MR.CHUCKLES?
9:15Long TimeVok: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
9:15LIRLIRLIR: *gets up and walks to them* Ladies, respect the concept of personal space, please.
9:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:HA HA! NO..NO..I DON"T NEED THIS...
9:15Long TimeVok: Shhh, calm down little boy.
9:16YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ...*Watches*
9:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Hisses at Vok and grabs the TV*
9:16Long TimeVok: Do you need your pacifier?
9:16MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:NOOOO! MAH PONIES!
9:16LIRLIRLIR: You both need them just to stay quiet
9:16Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob smocks Vok up the head with the TV,damaging it*
smacks*
9:17Long TimeVok: Ow... that kinda hurt.
9:17Mysteriousjillguy(Schmoob:smocks-
Schmoob:*smashes the screen onto Vok's face*
9:17Long TimeVok: You know, I could kill you if I wanted. But that's the fun of it, I won't. I want to see you be frustrated, angry, annoyed.
9:17MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*walks over and flips table,spilling everything*
9:17Long TimeVok: It's hilarious.
9:17LIRLIRLIR: Come on, man! HE HIT YOU WITH A TV, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE YOUR PAIN-
9:17YourFavoriteFangirlRena: You both need to settle down and make up. I dun wanna die in here.
9:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I can arrange that.
9:18Long TimeVok: Make up? Nah.
9:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:For all of you.
9:18Long TimeVok: Schmoob already wears too much of that stuff.
9:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Grabs the TV and throws it at the room entrance,breaking it open*
9:18YourFavoriteFangirlRena: .... !
Rena: ..EY, you. *Stares at Vok* Seriously, shut yur pipe.
9:19Mysteriousjillguy
An alarm sounds,robotic drones fly over and grab Schmoob by his arms*
The drones drag him away*
9:19YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ....*Sighs*
9:19Long TimeVok: Don't talk to me like that, druggie.
9:19YourFavoriteFangirlRena: I dun actually take none of my drugs. I only sell em.
9:20Long TimeVok: Hm.
9:20YourFavoriteFangirlRena: uwu Being most are dangerous to the body. I don't prefer to give anyone deathly pills in here though.
9:20MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*glares at Vok,his eyes becoming watery*
9:20Long TimeVok: HAH! Are you gonna cry?
Vok: This is priceless! *laughs*
9:21LIRLIRLIR: Everyone here is greatly repulsed at your presence, you worthless example of a school bully. Well, everyone but me, of course. What happened to you to make you have the need to leech anger out of random people?
9:21YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ...... - -;; Ay, quit teasing the poor man.
9:21MysteriousjillguyIntercom:OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,TIME FOR YOUR DAILY NAP! We'll see you all again in the afternoon.
Inmates rush to their cells,being chased by guards*
9:21Long TimeVok: Well Lir, I'm not picking on anybody else I don't have a reason, that'd be rude. But Schmoob.. boy don't even get me started.
because I*
9:22YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ...*Walks out, shoving hands in pockets*
9:22Long TimeVok: *Follows Schmoob*
9:22LIRLIRLIR: He's just a guy obsessed with a cartoon character. Give him a break, yeesh.
9:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:AND THEN..I"LL UH...shred the fish into pieces.
9:49Long TimeVok: I'm so scared Vok: Wow, totally menacing.
9:49MysteriousjillguyMasked Irken:If you want to bail us out,you'll have to talk to..the head office..
Masked Irken:It's on this planet's moon.
Masked Irken:It's pretty SPOOKY.
9:51LIRLIRXisenin: That's actually comforting. I'll do it right now. *shadow warps to the office*
9:51MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Visitors,you have 3 mintutes left.
9:52LIRLIRXisenin: HELLO PEOPLE! IS DWIGHT SCHRUTE HERE?
9:52Mysteriousjillguy
The office bails out prisoners in exactly two months*
9:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Waits for Xisenin to come back*..
9:52Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz has disappeared*
9:52LIRLIRXisenin: Hello? Who's the person I talk to for bailing?
9:53Long TimeVok: Hmph.
9:53Mysteriousjillguy
The demon walks through the cell entrance*
Robot:Hello..Uhh...Dinner seasoning..*Looking at computer*
Robot:What do you want from us?
Robot:Make it quick,I have to secure a shipment of super painful tasers in 15 mintutes.
9:54LIRLIRXisenin: The freedom of Schmoob and LIR. And maybe the pony mask guy.
9:55Long Timebrb
9:55MysteriousjillguyRobot:Okie,how much money do you have?
Robot:Our prisoners will receive their freedom in exactly two months if there's a bailout.
9:56LIRLIRXisenin: Infinite. Practically.
9:57MysteriousjillguyRobot:Due to humongous amounts of awful paperwork,they don't give us breaks,ITS HORRIBLE! THEN IF WE DON"T FINISH IT IN TIME,WE HAVE TO EAT 2 MONTH OLD BREAKFAST CERIAL
9:57LIRLIRXisenin: Look, just tell me how much it costs
9:57MysteriousjillguyRobot:50 thousand
9:58LIRLIRXisenin: Uh. Ok. In what form?
9:59MysteriousjillguyRobot:Monies
Robot:Uh...Dollars..whatever..
9:59LIRLIRXisenin: k.. *pays 50 thousand monies*
9:59MysteriousjillguyRobot:Ok,they'll be out in 2 months.
Robot:Have a nice,putrid day.
The robot enters a horrible spaz attack and is sucked into a hatch below*
Schmoob:GFHFDDFHFDHGFHFG WHERE IS XI?!?! *Spazzes*
10:01LIRLIRXisenin: *returns to the cell* He'll be out in two months.
10:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:ARGH! TWO MONTHS?!
10:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ah.. better than nothing. ^^;;
10:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'll have lost my mind by then!
Schmoob:NO! DON"T LEAVE ME HERE!
Intercom:TIMES UP.
10:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: !.. *Sighs*
10:02MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Get out now.
10:02Long TimeI said Brb
:l
10:02Mysteriousjillguy
Guards appear,ready to escort*
( Well uhh..it didn't need Vok..this part..
10:02Long Timeyeah
but it's still rude
to continue
without somebody when they're afk/brb
10:03Mysteriousjillguy( Xi had to go to an office..in space....and stuff
10:03Long Timeso
10:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walks over* I'll come to visit you whenever I can, every week. *Smiles* Enjoy the food, by the way. You'll be fine, I trust you. (Sorry, I totally zoned and wasnt concentrating because Im doing homework and rping at once
10:03Mysteriousjillguy( Without anyone else..
10:03Long Timeyes, but I'll have to catch, and possible miss other lines while reading the previous ones
10:03YourFavoriteFangirl(I thought you came back < >;; Because everyone else continued
10:03Long Timehence the point of going brb and waiting for them to return
catch up*
(k, you can continue now
10:04Mysteriousjillguy( Ok then
10:04LIRLIRXisenin: *shadow warps back to his home*
LIR: Well then.
10:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Leans through the bars to try and give them both hugs before leaving*....
10:05MysteriousjillguyIntercom:TIME FOR NAPS,YOU MAGGOTS.
10:05Long TimeVok: Oh boy, Guess what Schmoob? We'll be together for two more monthssss.
10:05Mysteriousjillguy
The bars give a small shock*
10:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ! Ouch.. > <;
10:05Long TimeVok: Enjoy your suffering. Heh
10:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:You'll be dead before then,I promise that..
10:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Runs out* I'll be back tomorrow!
10:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*waves*
10:06LIRLIR(Shower continue without)
10:06Long TimeVok: Yeah, yeah. Whatever Mr.Tough Guy
10:06Mysteriousjillguy( ok
Schmoob sits in his bed*
Schmoob dozes off*
Masked Irken:*sleeps*
In Schmoob's horrible dream*
Schmoob is in hovering over the Milky way,in space*
A bunch of stars nearby spontaneously combust into mushroom clouds*
Schmoob:WHAT IS THIS?!
A bunch of mangled corpses fly by with butterfly wings*
The masked irken appears behind Schmoob*
masked irken:egassem sdrawkcab
Schmoob:...What?
Schmoob:IS THAT A SECRET CODE OR SOMETHING?
Schmoob suddenly falls toward the galaxy,screaming*
( chat delay
Schmoob:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Schmoob flies into Irk,then toward a city*
10:12YourFavoriteFangirl(lsd dreaming
(did rena drug him-
10:12Mysteriousjillguy( no
( lir did
Schmoob shuts his eyes and covers his face*
Schmoob crashes through a building and then into the ground,unharmed*
Schmoob:Hurh?
Schmoob is blasting down into the ground,rocks fly everywhere*
The dirt around him suddenly becomes bigger,Schmoob crashes through dirt particles*
THe dirt particles become bigger,Schmoob crashes through molecules,and then atoms*
10:31Long TimeVok: Uhhhhhhhg. This is borinnnnngggg.
10:31Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob's skin is burned*
Schmoob:AAUGHHKKKK
Schmoob stumbles and gets up,smoke comes off him*
Schmoob has bags in his eyes*
Intercom:WAKE UP YOU IMBECILES.
Inmates wake up,mumbling*
Schmoob:Augh..
Intercom:TIME FOR..uhh...Hm...LUNCH!
10:34Long TimeVok: I'm tempted to break everyone out of here and see chaos happen.
10:34MysteriousjillguyIntercom:After that,physiology discussion and it's time for sleep again.
Schmoob:PLEASE do,I would love that.
10:35LIRLIRLIR: Xisenin could do that without chaos. Probably.
10:35Long TimeVok: But that wouldn't be fun
Vok: Chaos is a beautiful thing.
10:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hopefully there's some demonic black magic mutants somewhere in this place,I want to watch them gnaw your limbs off.
10:36YourFavoriteFangirl(vok discord confirmed
10:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Then I'll sell your arms on Irkbay.
( BRB
10:36Long Time(oh
10:36Mysteriousjillguy( For maybe 15..20 mintutes...
( probably 15
( Depends on when my Mom goes to sleep
( Brb getting to shelter-
Vok: Hey Schmoob, you seem pretty mad.
8:36LIRLIRLIR: *climbs onto Schmoob's head*
8:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Shut up Vok.
Schmoob heads to the lunch room*
8:36Long TimeVok: WOAH! Calm down there bud.
Vok: I am your friend, obviously.
Vok: *follows Schmoob*
8:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:No you're not! You stupid ABOMINATION!
8:38Long TimeVok: Yes I am! I've done so many wonderful things to you, only friends with do nice friends to each other.
(oh
(massive typos because i'm tired
(only friends would do nice things to each other**
8:39LIRLIRLIR: Food
8:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:You treat my friends like garbage,you constantly humiliate me and pick on me,and you've put me through tons of physical pain!
8:39Long TimeVok: Awww shucks. You're gonna make me blush
8:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:The only reason me and my friends haven't killed me,is because you're IMMORTAL! Or something..
8:40Long TimeVok: What? :l
8:40LIRLIRLIR: FOOOOOOD *was
8:40MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Grgghh,normally I don't say this,but I wish Zik were here so he could VAPORIZE YOU,or something.
8:40Long TimeVok: I'm sorry. I don't think your boyfriend would wanna fight me.
8:41YourFavoriteFangirlRena: .. *Following behind them, hands in coat pockets*..
8:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GRGGH!
8:41YourFavoriteFangirl((REKT
8:41Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob jumps onto a table,and grabs a random person's lunch tray*
Schmoob:*Throws the lunch tray at Vok's face,getting food everywhere*
8:41LIRLIR( iiii accidentally turned on some auto correct its taking forever to type brbv
8:41Long TimeVok: Oooo! Somebody seems mad, flustered and upset--
Vok: EHY! Do you want me to physically hurt you when we get out?
Vok: *Wipes the food off with a few handkerchiefs*
8:43YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..Can I call food fight? =w=
8:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:TRY IT! Satanic space goblin! Menami and the others will kill you for it!
8:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,I bet ZIK would do something..if Menami wanted him to...I hope
8:44Long TimeVok: Look kid, I like you. Not because you're smart, not because you're funny. Because you're stupid.
8:45YourFavoriteFangirl(menami: im not afraid to murder
8:45Long TimeVok: But you know what's funnier?
8:45LIRLIRLIR: *walks up to Vok with a tray of food*
8:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Munching on food angrily* What?
8:46LIRLIRLIR: *starts eating the food, staring at him*
8:46Long TimeVok: You're stupid little obsession over the blonde haired girl, how SHE'LL never like you, EVEN if you met her.
Your*
(hhhhh tired
8:47LIRLIRLIR: Actually, you're funny! ^^
LIR: Because you're INSECURE
LIR: *starts giggling at Vok, eating food at the same time*
8:47Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob twitches*
Schmoob:FOOD FIGHT! *Throws another tray at Vok*
8:47Long TimeVok: That ain't true... but whatever.
8:48MysteriousjillguyPrisoners:*stare at Schmoob*
8:48Long TimeVok: HEY! That's it. When we get out of here I'M RIPPING OFF YOUR arm!
8:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:.....*Standing on table*
Prisoners:*Ignores Schmoob and continues eating*
A nearby droid hovers over*
Droid:Violence detected. Calming prisoners.
The Droid floats over and tazes Schmoob*
Schmoob:GAURGH! *Falls over*
8:49YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..*Snickers*
8:49Mysteriousjillguy
The droid floats over to LIR,shocking him*
8:50Long TimeVok: BFFFFFHaHaHAAAA
8:50LIRLIRLIR: *Shocked* FLAJACKS*
8:50Long TimeVok: That's what ya get.
Vok: *pokes Schmoob* You okay, friend?
8:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Grggh..
Schmoob slaps Vok's hand away*
LIRLIR has left the chat.
LIRLIR has joined the chat.
8:52LIRLIRLIR: *gets up*
8:53Long TimeVok: *pokes Schmoob again*
Vok: Come on, your food is gonna get cold.
8:54MysteriousjillguyIntercom:Lunch is now over.
8:54Long TimeVok: You don't wanna whine on an empty stomach, right?
8:54LIRLIRLIR: Sometimes people bully other people because they're insecure about themselves. ^^ This IS the Pyscho Bin. Simple counseling ought to help
8:55Long TimeVok: I don't need counseling. And there's a story behind why I HATE Schmoob.
Vok: I ain't insecure about myself, stop assuming stuff.
The 2nd irken jumps onto the 1st one,screams are heard*
Mr.Happy:See? Attacking people,is NOT APPROPRIATE!
9:14Long TimeVok: This is boring. Do you guys wanna escape or something?
9:14MysteriousjillguyMr.Happy:Now,lets see what happens when you do it the RIGHT way!
9:15YourFavoriteFangirlRena: *Shrug* I'm in.
9:15LIRLIRLIR: If possible, sure
9:15Mysteriousjillguy
THe droid turns around,smiling in the dark,and slowly looks down at Rena and Vok*
9:15Long TimeVok: ON OPPOSITE DAY.
9:15LIRLIRLIR: Although, that looks highly unlikely
9:15Long Time(nice save vok
9:15MysteriousjillguyDroid:*slowly blinks*
The droid doesn't move for a few seconds,but then slowly turns around*
9:16LIRLIRLIR: Statistics show that as of yet nobody has ever escaped this establishment
9:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well that was disturbing.
9:16Long TimeVok: Well they don't have magic...
9:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:LIR's right..
9:17Long TimeVok: *whispering* Can't I just teleport ya guys out?
Vok: It's be really easy .-.
9:17LIRLIRLIR: There have been about nine other occurrences involving magical inmates
9:17Long TimeIt'd*
9:17YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ... -.-
9:17MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Grgh. Vok wouldn't save us anyway LIR,he only cares for himself. Even if he does,he'll probably physically harm us horribly after he does.
9:17Long TimeVok: Well, I like seeing ya angry.
Vok: But this...
9:17LIRLIRLIR: If we escape using magic, you won't be allowed in this universe again
9:17Long TimeVok: Is freakin' boring
Vok: I don't care. Disguises would easily keep me hdden.
hidden*
9:18LIRLIRLIR: Would they keep your son hidden?
9:18Long TimeVok: Why would they attack Mario?
9:18LIRLIRLIR: I dunno
9:18Mysteriousjillguy
The sound of a screaming vortian is heard from the screen,along with the cries of multiple alien beasts*
9:19Long TimeVok: That's like executing a murderer's son.
Vok: Look Vok: Do you guys want out? Or nah?
9:19MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hm...Well,I'd be even more a fugitive...I probably couldn't even be seen on Irk anymore..
Schmoob:Grgh. I don't trust you in the first place Vok.
9:19Long TimeVok: One word. Disguise...
9:19LIRLIRLIR: In order to escape, we would have to take control of the facility itself
9:20MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Let's stay here LIR. We can get out without his "help".
9:20Long TimeVok: OR just use my magic
9:20LIRLIRLIR: Yes, master.
9:20Long TimeVok: Fiiiiine. Hey criminals! Who wants to escape?
9:20MysteriousjillguyInmate:I DOOOO!!!
A trapdoor opens underneath the inmate,he falls into it,screaming*
The trapdoor closes*
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
9:21INVADER VEX(Back)
9:21Long TimeVok: *grabs a huge group of Inmates, not caring* Here we gooo! I've got the perfect place for you guys.
9:22YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ... *Stares at for a moment*
9:22LIRLIR(Hi Vex)
9:22YourFavoriteFangirlRena: .. *Waves Vok over for a second*
9:22Long TimeVok: ...Time ta g-
Vok: What?
9:22YourFavoriteFangirlRena: You really trustworthy?
9:22Mysteriousjillguy
Mutiple droids come out from panels in the floor*
9:23YourFavoriteFangirlRena: ..>.>; I'll give you anything if you need it as long as you don't lie to m-
9:23MysteriousjillguyDroids:RETURN BACK TO YOUR FILM.
9:23Long TimeVok: Um sorry, can't talk- *teleports the group of criminals to Menami's apartment* *a trail of fire is left behind*
(vok, you monster-
9:23YourFavoriteFangirl(OMFG
Rena: .._.! .... Great..
9:23LIRLIR
A warning intercom goes off* WARNING: INMATES ESCAPED
LIR: Uh oh
9:24YourFavoriteFangirl.....*Sounds out cat screeching and criminals being scratched being kicked out of the apartment can be heard in the distance-*
9:24Long Time(XDD
9:25Mysteriousjillguy( ...I have 15 minutes..:I
9:25Long TimeVok: c: I've gotta see this reaction. I'll be right back Rena.
9:25LIRLIR(darn it)
9:25Mysteriousjillguy( I could get on when I go to bed,but that could take a while
9:25YourFavoriteFangirl(Ok
9:25Mysteriousjillguy(Grgh,forget I'll just go to bed early
9:25Long TimeVok: *teleports to Menami's apartment*
9:25Mysteriousjillguyforget it*
( brb
9:25INVADER VEX(Maybe Jib or Misty will be back by the time you get back
9:26LIRLIRIntercom: Large distruptions detected. Philotically marked culprit across all dimensions
9:26YourFavoriteFangirl(Misty STILL cant come on yet.. her mom's hogging the computer and watching Netflix
9:27INVADER VEX(Oh...
9:27LIRLIR(ah)
9:27INVADER VEX(She doesn't have any other means of getting on?
9:29Mysteriousjillguy( back
9:31LIRLIRLIR: :I
LIR: *walks out of the movie room as sirens go off and mayhem is everywhere*
9:31YourFavoriteFangirl(Her laptop was destroyed
(She has to share the computers with her siblings and has time limits
(UNtil she gets a new one
9:32Long TimeVok: Ehy Menenenemai, how's it going?
9:32YourFavoriteFangirl(So yeah she has to wait till someone's off, beg them, or sneak on during the night
..*There's a pile of knocked out criminals in the hallway outside her door*
Menami: ...-.- Did YOU do this?
9:32Long TimeVok: Nah.
Vok: Some funky magic stuff is going on.
9:33LIRLIRLIR: *through BEM to Menami* YES HE DID
9:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Crosses arms*..
9:33Long TimeVok: Soooooooooooooo
Vok: Weird, huh?
9:34Mysteriousjillguy( BRB FDHFDFVJGM
(back :I
9:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Can you guys get out please? I'm actually in the middle of an important call.
9:39Long TimeVok: no
9:39LIRLIRLIR: *wanders around the Pyscho bin*
9:39Long TimeVok: I'm actually in the middle of an important call.
9:39MysteriousjillguyInmate:*Wakes up* He brought us here!
9:39Long TimeVok: So could you please get out?
9:39MysteriousjillguyInmate:Now we can live in your apartment,RIGHT?
Inmate2:Yeah!
Some inmates run over to the fridge,ransacking it for food*
9:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...Come on Vok.. >n< What do you have against me?
9:40MysteriousjillguyInmate:*Turns on TV*
9:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....... *Starts attacking all the inmates*
9:41MysteriousjillguyInmate:GAURGH!
9:41YourFavoriteFangirl(they dun goofed
Menami: GET OUT YOU LOSERS!!
9:41MysteriousjillguyInmate:But-
9:41Long TimeVok: Nothin'. I'm just trying to answer this business call.. but I can't do that with you here. So can you please get out of my house?
Vok: *childish snicker*
9:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Kicking them out again one by one.. then looking at Vok*
9:43Long TimeVok: Annny moment now. I'm waiting...
9:44LIRLIRLIR: *kinda just walks by all the running people*
9:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Vok PLEASE.
Menami: Do you want something from me?
9:45Long TimeVok: Noope.
Vok: Get outta mah house.
Vok: Look, I hear your friend is in possible danger at the Pyscho bin.
Vok: Why don't you go save him?
Vok: I can keep care of your house.
9:46MysteriousjillguyInmate:What? The Pyscho bin's perfectly fin-
9:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Because I don't trust you and I don't believe you! Like, how many times have I given you my trust before and you've screwed it up?
9:46Long TimeVok: 0
9:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: -n-..
9:46Long TimeVok: 0 times, to be exact.
9:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm poor and you'd take advantage of that, eat my food and wreck my house. Because you know I couldnt pay for repairs.
9:47Long TimeVok: I can pay for it.
Vok: *throws a stack of game board money at Menami*
9:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... This is Monopoly money.
9:48Long TimeVok: Come on, you've gotta use your imagination.
Vok: Oh you hear that? Sounded like Schmoob slowly dying from the abusive wardens...
9:49LIRLIR
punches through a wall and clambers in*
9:49Long TimeVok: Of course you don't care about that.
Vok: No response? I'm right, aren't I?
9:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..You know well I cant bust him out. I have to wait. They wouldn't beat him to death anyway.. he's smarter than that. He knows how to keep people off.
9:51Long TimeVok: Pfffft. Just a few minutes ago they were shocking him to death.
The inmates in the room seem tense,some of them are fighting*
One inmate is in the corner,mindlessly babbling*
The exits are all closed shut,robots guard them*
( brb bed
( i will be back
10:25LIRLIR(K)
IRLIRLIR: approaches the babbling guy
7:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Man these inmates sure are lookin different
Schmoob:Yeeep
Schmoob:*Looks another inmate*
Schmoob:Hey...that ones sitting in my favorite spot...
Schmoob:EXCUSE ME!
Blob guy:HHURRUMMMM?
Schmoob:I liked that seat. Your butt is touching it.
Blob guy:GIOIUYGAGLOGH YOUWANNAFITE BUCKO?!
Schmoob:Uhh...
Blob:BBLOIUYRUAUGH
7:17LIRLIRLIR:*curls up into a ball and rolls around the room at an alarming speed*
7:18Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoobs pupils begin to shrink*
Schmoob:I said...
Schmoob:GET OUT OF MY SEAT.
Blob:YOU STINK LIKE A BAG OF CABBAGES
*Schmoob growls and grabs the blob man,hurling him across the room with unnatural strength*
7:19LIRLIRLIR:*Rolls straight into the blob guy*
7:19MysteriousjillguyBlob guy:BNLOOPOPRGHUAUGH
Schmoob:now...
*Schmoob sits,taking out his candy bar*
Schmoob:hmmm..that felt..strangely good for some reason..
Cravitus has joined the chat.
7:20MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Instead of taking others abuse with words, perhaps I should take a more..direct approach
7:20LIRLIRLIR: *rolls out of the blob guy and walks over to Schmoob*
7:21MysteriousjillguySchmoob:LIR...I have a plan.
*Several hours later in Schmoobs cell, Schmoob is seen taking off his contacts*
Schmoob:Its so simple...why didnt I notice this BEFORE
7:22LIRLIRLIR: *His eyes go light green* A PLAN? HOORAYYYYYY *jumps into the air*
7:22Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob deactivates his disguise and takes out a chunk of chalk*
*Schmoob draws a stick figure version of himself and LIR*
Schmoob:Its so SIMPLE! We just need to get our stuff back from the inmates stuff...storage..holding...THING
Cravitus has left the chat.
7:23MysteriousjillguySchmoob:There was a panel here that led to the lunchroom right? There must be other panels here somewhere...
7:23LIRLIRLIR: <P I dunno.
7:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob:LIR! Activate your jetboot with your left foot and burn that floor tile!
Schmoob:HURRY
*Schmoob points to the title*
*tile
*A security drone hovers over near the cell,hearing noise*
Schmoob:Quickly!
7:25LIRLIRLIR: URKAYY *He goes into Duty Mode and burns the tile*
7:25Mysteriousjillguy*The tile becomes loose and falls down some kind of hidden tunnel under it*
Schmoob:IT WORKED!
7:26LIRLIRLIR: *climbs into the tunnel headfirst*
7:26Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob jumps into the tunnel and puts the tile back on*
*The drone opens the cell door and looks*
*A chunk of cardboard with a poorly drawn Schmoob and lir on it is seen, with large scribbley text reading "WE DID NOT ESCAPE AT ALL"*
*The drone shrugs*
*Schmoob crawls in the tunnel*
Schmoob:Hopefully this doesnt lead to the toilet stalls..
*Weird rat things scurry in the tunnel, it appears to be old*
7:30LIRLIRLIR: *Crawls in the tunnel*
7:30Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob stops at a vent and looks through it*
Guard:Are you sure this was a good job. This place sure is SPOOKY
7:30LIRLIRLIR: *Stops to listen*
7:31MysteriousjillguyGuard2:are you kidding me? No ones escaped the Pyscho bin,YOU FOOL! THe chances of someone attacking us with some horrible flesh eating robot is IMPOSSIBLE!
Guard:maybi yer righttt
Guard;But what bout the ghosts
Guard2:GHosts arent real.
Guard:THEY COULD BE!
Guard2:Sure is neet to be guarding storage room 22F yeeppp
Schmoob:*Chuckles*
7:32LIRLIRLIR: *a smile grows on his face*
7:32Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob kicks the vent cover off and chucks LIR out, LIR begins to beep*
Guard:AHWHAAAA??
7:33LIRLIRLIR: HAAGAGAAFAFG *Attacks the guards and drags them out of view of the cameras*
7:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:QUICK LIR SAY SOMETHING REEL HUMOROUS AND QUOTABLE BEFORE YOU EXPLODE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!
Schmoob:Hmm well uh...
*LIR's torso splodes,sending debris everywhere*
Schmoob:You were supposed to wait till the bomb sploded,LIR. *Looks at a damaged LIR next to him*
7:34LIRLIRLIR: [his head] But I was the bomb
7:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Huh? What did you say? I wasnt listening. *looking through boxes*
*Schmoob finds a cardboard labeled "SPIKEY HAIRED KID STUFF"
Schmoob:AH HA!
*Schmoob pulls out a plastic bag of what appears to be tons of deactivated nanobots*
*Schmoob chucks the bag at LIR*
7:36LIRLIRLIR: *goes into Normal Mode* Can you find the nanobot backup box thing?
7:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Just activate it remotely or somethin
*Schmoob looks through the box*
Schmoob:*Smiles* Now its time to find the best way out of this dump...
7:37LIRLIR*Out of one box, a bundle of metallic tentacles bursts out. It crawls over to LIR's head and attaches itself.*
7:37Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoobs eye shines begin to curve somewhat*
Schmoob:Heheheh...
7:38LIRLIR*Slowly his body grows back*
*kind of like watching water freeze*
7:38Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob takes out a page from "The Book of Paranormal Spooky Stuff"*
Schmoob:I dunno why I never used this.
*The page reads "THE MAN THAT PLAYS WITH FIRE"*
7:39LIRLIRLIR: *gets up*
7:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Galactic legends tell of an interdimensionally traveling jerk, a butthead so jerky not even the jerkions from the system of jerk-11 could match in his jerkiness.
Schmoob:Hes a reel jerk y'know.
Schmoob:Described to have no true physical form and is said to be immortal...and grant filthy mortals one deal in exchange for a favor
Schmoob:this INCREDIBLY HORRIBLY TITLED MYSTERIOUS BEING IS
Schmoob:Vok
7:40LIRLIRLIR: *Walks up to Schmoob, looking at the book. The whirring of a laser gun charging up is heard*
7:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I mean, his name is scribbled here in red ink. Its quite obvious.
Schmoob:NOW WE MUST SUMMON HIM!
7:41LIRLIRLIR: Uh okay
7:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Although Id like to tear Vok's organs out of his stomach he could be a nice ally.
Schmoob:NOW
7:42LIRLIR(Merio!)
7:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:LIR you must read this ancient binary code to activate the portal to summon his slimey sack of a body.
*Schmoob hands LIR the book*
Schmoob:Oh wait
*Schmoob chucks the book and gives him the page*
7:44LIRLIRLIR: Okay, weird book. *scans it*
Cravitus has joined the chat.
7:45Mysteriousjillguy( kreb
( can you calleth mario
( we require him for current rpppp
( oc Schmoob is going to satanically summon vok
( because reasons
7:46LIRLIR(Krev are you there)
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
7:48Mysteriousjillguy*The room begins to gloq blue*
glow*
( jib
Cravitus has left the chat.
7:48Invader Jibwait what rp is this
7:48Mysteriousjillguy( can you call mario
( Pyscho bin rp
7:48Invader Jibhe's right there
7:48Mysteriousjillguy( hes been unresponsiveeee
7:48Invader Jibhm i' guessing undertale or tf2
7:48Mysteriousjillguy( we require vok socks to help Schmoob escape Pyscho bin
( can u steem him
7:49Invader Jibwait no he's ot on steam
my guess is that he left chat open when he went to do mario things
7:49Mysteriousjillguy( maybe hes deeling with rl stuff