NOTE: this is an unedited version of an RP.
Narrator: One day on Planet Vort,
- Vax is working in his lab*
Vax: VIR! Splack! Muz
- VIR, Splack, and Muz arrive in the room*
Vax: There's something I must tell you...
VIR: Yes?
Vax: There has recently been a wave of mysterious dark energy heading our way.
Splack: How mysterious...
Muz: Indeed...
- Door opens and Vex walks in*
Vax: Vex?
VIR: GET OUT OF HERE, VEX! YOU ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
Vex: Vax, my station just got hit by some strange cosmic rays... Can I stay here until it reboots?
Vax: Of course.
VIR: WHAT? NO!
- VIR runs at him, and Vex holds him back with his bio-electricity manipulator* Vex: Umm... Could you tell him to not try to beat me up?
VIR: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grunts and squirms*
Vex: Because... Um... Doing this all the time is going to inconvenience everyone.
Vax: VIR, show respect for Vex.
VIR: But he cannot be trusted! HE'S A FILTHY LIAR!
Vex: Anyway... The readings of those frequencies were beyond anything I've ever seen! Graf is on Earth doing some calculations, but without my labs, we will never know what it is or where it came from...
Vax: It could be a sign...A sign of our possible doom...
Vex: The odd thing is, these rays seemed to be a being themselves... We were actually studying the phenomenon when they changed course and collided with our ship. You might know a bit more about this kind of thing than I do...
Vax: I wouldn't be surprised if I do. I do indeed study the supernatural a lot...
Vex: Yes... And on that note, I must indeed tell you something...
Vax: What?
Vex: The Tallest are worried, Vax... Worried that you might drift too close to the actions of your predecessor...
Vax: What do you mean?
Vex: The allure of occult powers is often too strong for a man like you... Were you never told why you got the job you did?
Vax: I do feel that I might end up betraying others...
Vex: The Empire usually only hires a few people to do your job. The one you replaced was one of those who was caught in the allure of such powers.
Vax: I feel darkness drawing close...
Vex: You and I are really the only ones who are hired to do his job now... But you are growing closer to his fate... To Knox's fate... And the Tallest are worried you might drift too far...
Vax: I remember Knox...
Vax: Now...I must get to study on those strange rays...
Vex: Yes... If the darkness that we fear is coming, we should be prepared.
VIR: *Looks at Vex with much anger*
Vex: Umm... What?
VIR: You...
Vex: Ok... So... How do you suppose we should study those rays?
Vax: There is a probe of mine following it...
Vex: And? What have you found?
Vax: It's heading towards...I can't see it...It's gone forward in time... To the...40th century... On Earth...
Vex: Gone back in time... Well, it seems we're in for some time travel, yes? I'll contact STARE. It would be a good opportunity for him...
Vax: Ok.
Vex: *transmission* STARE... Come to Planet Vort. Right away!
STARE: Yes sir!
- spaceship lands, and STARE gets out*
Vex: Good... I assume we'll be using your time machine?
Vax: Yes.
Vex: Excellent...
- Door opens
- Comatose walks in, holding box full of spare parts
Vex: Hello, Comatose... What brings you here?
Comatose: What? I was supposed to deliver parts For something Vax and I were working on... I think I'm interfering with something important, though... I'll come back later.
Vex: Well, we're just about to leave for a surveillance mission... I would ask if you wanted to come along but, uh... *he looks at her PAK*
Comatose: Don't say it. If you're going to do something important, you HAVE to take me along... It would be a GREAT opportunity for me to get some research done...
- SMASH* *Jib comes falling through the roof into the lab*
Jib: Um, Hi...
Comatose: Jib?
Jib: Yes..
Vex: That was quite an entrance...
Comatose: Yeah... What are you doing here?
Vax: You broke my ceiling...YOU WILL PAY!
VIR: *Punches Jib*
Vax: VIR! Show some respect.
Jib: *Blocks the punch with Trio gem sword*
Comatose: Vax, this will be easy to fix... Don't do anything crazy.
Vax: Ok...'
Vex: Yeah.. I'd estimate... Five thousand monies would do it.
Jib: Well, ya know...Time machines, Spittle Runners, and Explosives don't really mix...
Comatose: That IS true... So, where are we going, Vex? The past? The future? The Nightmare Dimension?
Jib: You can't get to the Nightmare Dimension using a time machine...
Vex: Well... We are going to Earth, to be precise... The 40th century...
Comatose: Hm. Looks like I'll need my SIR...
Vex: Yes... Hurry up, though. We keep getting delayed.
they board the Time Machine*
Comatose: *opens transmission* SO, get down here now!
Jib: You guys need to tell me what's going on before you make me go in a time machine.
- a hole is blasted in the ceiling, right next to the one Jib made
- Comatose's SIR Unit walks towards them and boards the time machine
Vex: A surveillance mission... Hopefuly not a big deal... hello, SO.
Comatose: Glad you could make it. SO: Hello, mistress, Vex, Vax, STARE, and Jib.
Vax: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP BLASTING HOLES IN MY CEILING?!
SO: Blasting holes in people's ceilings is fun!
Vex: I would recommend that we leave before anyone else decides to tag along...
Comatose: Forgive my SIR Unit, she hangs out with that moron GIR, and his stupidity has rubbed off on her... Yes, we should.
- time machine starts to enter the Time Vortex*
SO: Hooray! Time travel! I've always wanted to try this...
Vax: *Sets the Time Distorter to go into the 40th century*
Vex: Buckle up, everyone... Traveling through time and space is some risky buisness!
Comatose: I hope my PAK doesn't glitch while we're in the vortex... That would not end well...
SO: Don't worry, mistress, it probably won't.
Vex: Just stay calm... We've got only a few minutes...
STARE: Yes... By my calculations, we are arriving as we speak!
Comatose: Alright...
- Time distorter drops out of the Time Vortex*
- The Time Distorter follows the strange rays into 40th century London*
Vex: London? What of value could be here?
SO: Whoa, this place is weird... Not like Irk, Vort, or any other planet I've ever been to...
Comatose: *takes out handheld computer and starts waving it around* Yeah, what is special about this place?
Vax: WHY do they always go to London...?
Vex: Perhaps... No. It couldn't be...
Comatose: What?
Vex: Knox... He spent a few years here, experimenting on the humans.... Some of his dark magic could have been left behind...
Comatose: Knox? Who's Knox?
Vex: An old enemy...
Vax: I've seen many things in my life...Apparently, they always target this place...
Jib: What are we looking for, exactly?
Vex: I'm not sure... Vax?
Vax: I know what I feel near...
STARE: And that would be? 7 Jib: Vax, your being extremely unspecific...
Vax: Something very dark...
Comatose: Don't hide anything, Vax. It will get us nowhere.
SO: Just be straight with us! What are we looking for?
Vax: I don't know... I can't describe it...
STARE: Yeah, Great....
Comatose: Um... Do you know how to find it?
Vex: What do we know about it?
SO: I agree with STARE, this is just great...
Jib: I hate being on a wild goose chase....
SO: Same here!
Comatose: If you don't know what we're looking for, why'd you drag us out here?
Vex: Now, now... Vax, can we label some sort of energy signature?
Vax: Well, this is where the dark rays are.
Comatose: I have important business to attend to! I was testing some highly unstable... Oh fine, I'm listening...
STARE: Well... Where are they? The rays!?!?
SO: Yeah! Where!
Vax: I don't know... *Holds up an energy device* Hmmm...This way!
Comatose: So, what did you mean by "dark rays?"
SO: Still, this is stupid... Wouldn't you agree, STARE?
Vax: *Heads into an unknown tunnel*
Vex: It seems to be some kind of dark cosmic ray... Perhaps nightmare?
Comatose: *still holding small computer* Perhaps...
- STARE's tentacles come out, and he scurries ahead*
SO: Hey, wait up!
- Strange poles similar to PAK legs come out of SO's back and she follows STARE
STARE: Catch up, more like it!
SO: *looks around tunnel as she moves ahead* Whoa, this place is creepy! I wonder what sort of stuff we'll find down here...
Vex: Now, now... You two have no idea where we're going... How about we follow Vax?
STARE: Rrgh... Yes sir...
Vax: *Heads into an unknown corridor*
SO: Hmph. *slows down and lets Vax pass her
Vex: I've seen this place before....
Comatose: Still, we don't know where we're going, do we?
Vax: I know where we're going...
Comatose: Well, where ARE we going?
Vex: This place... It seems familiar...
SO: *to STARE* This is... Kind of strange. Why won't Vax tell anyone where we're going?
STARE: I'm not sure they know either...
Vax: *Starts to slow down*
Vex: That's it... I sold some of my liquid substance to someone here once....
Comatose: What? Who? And why are we slowing down?
Vex: Because... We're here.
Vax: *Stops in front of a strange door*
Comatose: *waves small computer around door* What is this?
Jib: Vax, your acting kind of strange...
- they reach a huge cavern*
Comatose: Whoa... This is COOL.
Voice: Hmhmhm...
SO: Who's there?
Voice: No one...
VIR: *Throws a giant boulder at Vex*
- STARE crawls up a wall and illuminates the entire cavern*
Vax: VIR!
SO: What? VIR? WHAT IS THIS! *follows STARE*
Jib: Vax, you NEED to reprogram your SIR unit or I will report him. This is getting redicolous. 7
- Vex catches the boulder with his manipulator* Vex: Come on! You really just did that?
VIR: YOU ARE THE ENEMY...
SO: Vax, what is this guy talking about?
VIR: VEX.
Comatose: I thought VIR was loyal to you, Vax! Stop him! Invadervax Vax: He's not usually like this! 1:13 Invader Ark Comatose: He could be malfunctioning... 1:13 INVADER VEX Vex: Are you kidding? He's always like this! 1:14 Invader Ark SO: Yep. Pretty much... Unfortunately. 1:14 Invader Jib Jib: He almost broke my arm once! 1:14 Invader Ark SO: Exactly! 1:14 INVADER VEX STARE: He doesn't comply with SIR Unit code. 1:14 Invader Ark Comatose: Vax, can you shut him down or something? 1:14 Invadervax VIR: I LIKE THIS BETTER. I LIKE WORKING WITH NIGHTMARE VAX BETTER. *Eyes turn back to normal red* Master! Get me out of this! *Eyes turn purple again* IGNORE WHEN THAT HAPPENS! 1:15 Invader Ark Comatose: What the... 1:15 INVADER VEX Vex: What the!?! Nightmare Vax must've corrupted him... 1:15 Invader Ark SO: He's in a trance! How do we break it? 1:15 INVADER VEX STARE: Uuh... *Punches him* 1:16 Invadervax VIR: FUTILE! 1:16 Invader Ark SO: Hm... 1:16 Invader Jib Jib: Vax! Just TURN HIM OFF! 1:16 INVADER VEX STARE: Well... HAVE SOME OF THIS!!! *takes out tentacle arms and electrocutes VIR* 1:17 Invadervax VIR: HAHAHAHAH! *Eyes turn red* Get out of me, Nightmare Vax! *Eyes turn purple* NO! I WILL NEVER! 1:18 Invader Ark SO: Weird... 1:18 INVADER VEX STARE: *Stabs his antennae, cutting off the transmission for the time being* 1:19 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: *Is knocked out of VIR, and VIR turns back to normal* 1:19 INVADER VEX STARE: Aw yes! 1:19 Invader Ark Comatose: Well, THAT was easier than I expected it would be... 1:19 Invader Jib Jib: Ok...what just happened? 1:19 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: Tisk, tisk. Nightmare Vax: And guess who I'm allied with. 1:20 INVADER VEX Vex: Nightmare Vax hacked into VIR's CPU. Presumably using an open comm channel. 1:20 Invader Jib Jib: We don't care,Mr.Iamthesky *To Nightmare Vax 1:20 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: OH, KNOX! I FOUND FRESH MEAT! 1:20 Invader Ark Comatose: Oh no, not Knox... 1:21 INVADER VEX Echoes: Hehehe... I've been waining for you....
- waiting
Vex: Knox! Show yourself! 1:22 Invader Ark SO: Um, who's Knox? 1:22 Invader Jib Jib: Jib: Yeah? 1:22 Invader Ark Comatose: You'll see, SO... SO: Okaaaaay... 1:23 INVADER VEX Knox: Heehheehee... *whirring noises* 1:24 Invader Jib Jib: *Pulls out Trio Gem sword* 1:24 INVADER VEX
- all the entrances cave in*
1:25 Invader Ark ( no ) 1:25 Invadervax Vax: It can't be... 1:25 INVADER VEX (Yes, Ark.) 1:25 Invader Ark (Fine. Comatose can just blow a hole in the wall/ceiling) 1:25 INVADER VEX (No.) 1:25 Invader Jib ( ) 1:25 Invader Ark (Yes, Vex.) 1:26 INVADER VEX (NEVER) 1:26 Invader Ark (Yes, Jib) 1:26 Invader Jib ( Ark) 1:26 Invader Ark (Yes, Vex.) 1:26 INVADER VEX (SCIENCE) 1:26 Invader Ark (Yes Jib.) 1:26 Invader Jib (SCIENCE 1:26 Invader Ark (SCREW SCIENCE) 1:26 INVADER VEX
(SCIENCE ROCKS!)
1:26 Invader Ark (Besides, that doesn't defy science in any way.) 1:26 Invader Jib (Explosions are for noobs) 1:26 Invader Ark (Shut up.) 1:26 INVADER VEX (:O :O :O) 1:27 Invader Jib (BRB) 1:27 Invader Ark (:O :O :O) 1:27 Invadervax (No need to argue.) 1:27 INVADER VEX (JIB IS KICKED FROM THE RP) 1:27 Invader Ark
1:27 Invadervax (No.) 1:27 Invader Ark (BRB) 1:28 INVADER VEX (It's a joke.} (GLOB) 1:29 Invadervax (Glob is a stupid word.) Invader Ark has left the chat. 1:29 INVADER VEX
1:29 Invadervax (I hate you.) Invader Ark has joined the chat. 1:29 Invader Ark (Hello again) 1:29 INVADER VEX (It was a joke, Vax!) 1:30 Invader Ark (why do you hate Vex?) 1:30 Invadervax (Enough with the jokes!) 1:30 Invader Ark
1:30 INVADER VEX (Fine.) 1:31 Invader Ark (Do you hate Vex, Vax? You DID say that, after all...) 1:31 INVADER VEX (Yeah, huh?) (HUH) (HUH!) 1:31 Invader Ark (Heh, can you imagine...) 1:31 INVADER VEX (HUH?!?) 1:32 Invadervax (No. I just sometimes say that I do to stop myself from blowing a fuse.) 1:32 INVADER VEX (oh, ok.) 1:33 Invadervax (Why would I hate you?) 1:33 INVADER VEX (I dunno) 1:33 Invader Ark (Hm...) 1:34 Invadervax (You're really not such a hateable guy.) 1:34 INVADER VEX (I know. I'm just too amazing. LOL. JK.) 1:35 Invadervax (Don't brag.) 1:35 Invader Ark (Be quiet, Vex) 1:35 INVADER VEX (I was kidding, guys! I even said so!) 1:35 Invader Jib (Back) 1:35 Invadervax (You make bad jokes.) 1:35 INVADER VEX (finally, we can continue!) 1:35 Invader Ark (...) 1:36 Invadervax Vax: Knox... 1:36 Invader Ark Comatose: Show yourself! 1:37 INVADER VEX Knox: Vax... Vex... My successors... 1:37 Invader Ark SO: ... Comatose: Successors? What do you mean? 1:38 INVADER VEX Knox: Foolish, Ignorant little girl... You know nothing of the world. 1:39 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: That is what I try to tell her... 1:39 Invader Ark Comatose: I'm NOT a little girl! And I know more than you! I think... 1:39 Invader Jib Jib: Well, to be fair...you didn't know what the word succesor meant.... 1:39 INVADER VEX Knox: Inferences will get you nowhere, fool! 1:39 Invader Ark SO: Well, this is getting weird... Comatose: I DID KNOW! I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANT WHEN HE SAID VEX AND VAX WERE HIS SUCCESSORS! I'M A GENIUS! 1:41 INVADER VEX Knox: Self admiration, a flaw in everyone. If you would not mind shutting up, I have business with Vex and Vax to attend to. 1:41 Invadervax Vax: .. 1:41 Invader Ark Comatose: There's really only ONE person I know is smarter than me... And that's Vel... Comatose: And no, I will not shut up! Don't tell me what to do! I know you're an outcast! I outrank you! 1:42 Invader Jib Jib: Isn't Vel just a clone hybrid thingy? Aren't those things brainless? 1:42 INVADER VEX Knox: SILENCE! Experience outranks all, and you are an ignorant fool! (to Comatose) 1:43 Invader Ark Comatose: Yes, Vel IS a hybrid, but she's a hybrid, but she's a genius too! Comatose: I AM NOT IGNORANT! 1:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Comatose, be quiet! This is getting us nowhere! 1:44 Invader Jib Jib: Hybris can't be genuises. Two different personalities NEVER go together. 1:44 Invader Ark (Sorry, autocorrect) 1:44 Invader Jib
- hybrids
1:44 INVADER VEX Knox: Indeed, they are much conflicted. 1:44 Invader Ark Comatose: Well, her personalities mix perfectly! 1:44 INVADER VEX Knox: And who are you, sword weilder? Knox: You speak the truth... 1:45 Invader Jib Jib: I'm Jib.. 1:45 Invader Ark Comatose: RRRR... *punches the thing closest to her, which just happens to be SO* 1:45 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: Just like as planned... 1:46 Invader Ark SO: AH! *flies about twenty feet and hits the wall* 1:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Knox, what purpose have you brought us here? (Ark, that is RIDICULOUSLY overpowered) 1:46 Invader Ark (Sorry, meant five) 1:46 INVADER VEX (Ok.) 1:47 Invadervax Nightmare Vax: We have our ways...
- The rest of the Alliance of Death appears*
1:47 INVADER VEX Knox: You two have great potential, but we think Vax is more... Our style. Knox: SEIZT THEM!
- SEIZE
1:48 Invader Ark Comatose: *PAK glitches, but instead of being normal, she just gets angry* ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH! *pulls out gun and starts shooting* 1:48 INVADER VEX (Is someone recording this?) 1:48 Invader Ark SO: When did you get a gun? Comatose: BE QUIET! 1:48 Invadervax Vax: I will never join you... Nightmare Vax: You will not...? What a shame...We have to kill you now. 1:49 INVADER VEX Knox: I wouldn't be so sure... 1:49 Invader Jib (Vex, that was your job...) 1:49 INVADER VEX (Ok. I'll go back and get it all.)