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==Plot Summary==
 
This is an episode of [[Irken Conquest: Season One]]
 
   
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When Maz, an arrogant, selfish, and stupid, yet adored Irken from another dimension comes to visit Sevn's research station, her annoying personality is dealt with in some rather harsh ways. Sevn,Mario,Lurk, and Zeerk now have to find a way to get rid of her.
 
 
==Transcript==
 
*<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">( must</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">( we must</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">( do ittt</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*ONE DAY IN A CHEAP SPACE MOTEL ORBITING SMOORGHULON 7*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:56</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Hatbot: *pokes Mario, with a disturbed stare*..</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: Uhnnn... *opens his eyes* huh?</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:56</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*A grunt is heard*</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*Lurk is next to him in a bed*</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:Hi</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:56</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: Wait... whaaat? Where am I..?</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: ... *looking over at Lurk*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:56</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*Lurk is in his face*</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:*Stares*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Cravitus</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(wait are they in the same bed-</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: ... please tell me we didn't do something last night-</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*Awkward silence*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(yes krev-</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:*Yawns,getting up, wearing Mario's outfit*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Cravitus</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(ohmyy</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: *his eyes widen, looking at Lurk* ...</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:What?</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: ..</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:I needed a cosplay costume.</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: What did we do last night?</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: Or day, or whatever.</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:58</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*A closet door opens,Zeerk falls out, with a lampshade on his head,wearing handcuffs*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:58</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Hatbot: *disturbed, still staring at them*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:58</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Zeerk:WH</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Zeerk:WHERE AM I?!</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:58</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: ...</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:58</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Zeerk:...And why is Lurk wearing Mario's pants and shirt?</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:59</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Mario: ......</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:59</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Lurk:Eh</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*Space bugs crawl around the motel room*</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">*Mold grows on the walls*</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:59</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">Hatbot: Whaaaat? No! Lurk just did a creepy cosplay as you.</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:00</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">( yeh</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:00</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(i thought you meant the rp</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(rip</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:00</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">( notice how zeerk was wearing handcuffs-</span>
 
*<span class="time" style="color:rgb(142,141,141);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:00</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Long Time</span><span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">(we'll just edit it out hen</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">then*)</span><span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;">Mysteriousjillguy</span>
 
 
* (fetishfuel
 
* 2:00Long TimeHatbot: Aaaaand some other stuff..
 
* Hatbot: ANYWAYS, can we go home now?
 
* 2:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:ANYWAYS,I needed your help Mario
 
* Lurk:I need Sevn to repair my toaster and the LSD has been glitching n stuff lately so I need you to fly me to his space station n stuff
 
* <nowiki>*Lurk takes out a toaster*</nowiki>
 
* Zeerk:Why do you need a toaster again?
 
* Lurk:SOMETHINGS GOTTA TOAST THAT FRESH SOFT BREAD
 
* Zeerk:..Nevermind
 
* 2:03Long TimeMario: Lurk, we're in somewhere I don't know, and I can barely remember anything from yesterday.
 
* Mario: We'll have to get a taxi... oooor something.
 
* 2:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well first we drank some strawberry flavored beer-
 
* Zeerk:DONT WANNA KNOW.
 
* <nowiki>*zeerk opens the motel room door*</nowiki>
 
* <nowiki>*A bunch of slug looking aliens slither down the hall*</nowiki>
 
* Zeerk:Lets just go fix his stupid toaster or whatever
 
* Zeerk:Hopefully Menami's there for some reason
 
* 2:05Long TimeMario: Oh yeaah.. I forgot you uh like.. yeah whatever.
 
* 2:05Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk walks out the room,still wearing Mario's clothes*
 
* 2:05Long TimeHatbot: Yeah let's get out of here!
 
* Mario: Lurk.
 
* 2:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:?
 
* 2:05Long TimeMario: My clothes...
 
* (wait does mario have
 
* (nothing on
 
* 2:06Mysteriousjillguy( probs only underwear
 
* Lurk:Oh right
 
* Lurk:*Grabs a towel and wipes unidentified stains off of it*
 
* Lurk:There
 
* <nowiki>*Lurk walks down the hallway*</nowiki>
 
* 2:06Long TimeMario: .......
 
* 2:06Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk's clothes is in the pile next to the bed*
 
* <nowiki>*Later,outside the space motel,in a space taxi*</nowiki>
 
* <nowiki>*Lurk is in his clothes,sitting in the backseat*</nowiki>
 
* Driver:Where to?
 
* Lurk:PLANET VORT!
 
* 2:08Long TimeHatbot: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!
 
* 2:08MysteriousjillguyDriver:That'll be 400 monies.
 
* Lurk:THATS RIDICULOUS
 
* Lurk:Mario,pay him.
 
* 2:09Long TimeMario: *Sigh*..
 
* 2:09MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*sighs,looking out the window*
 
* 2:09Long TimeMario: *pays the Driver*
 
* 2:09Mysteriousjillguy*The driver eats some of the money for no reason and begins driving*
 
* <nowiki>*zeerk looks outside the window,graffiti is above him on the ceiling reading "ZIM WUZ HERE"*</nowiki>
 
* <nowiki>*A shooting star flies by*</nowiki>
 
* Zeerk:Hey uh..Mario..?
 
* 2:10Long TimeMario: Yes?
 
* 2:11Mysteriousjillguy( mouse
 
* ( y
 
* ( THE DAY THE MULTIVERSE WAS STOOPID
 
* ( quik
 
* ( reccorddd
 
* 2:11Long Time(wait
 
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