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==Plot Summary==
 
This is an episode of [[Irken Conquest: Season One]]
 
   
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When Maz, an arrogant, selfish, and stupid, yet adored Irken from another dimension comes to visit Sevn's research station, her annoying personality is dealt with in some rather harsh ways. Sevn, Jaz, and Menami now have to find a way to get rid of her.
 
 
==Transcript==
 
 
*One day on planet Earth,in an alternate universe*
 
*Kir:*working on an inter dimensional portal*
 
*Maz:Is it almost ready?! I want to drink Soda Kiz! HUrry!
 
*Gir:*next to Kiz*
 
*Gir:ARE YOU MAKIN A SILVER DOUGHNUT?!!
 
*Kiz:*sigh*...*facepalm* No GIR,I'm creating an inter dimensional portal for filthy Maz..UHH I MEAN...ermm..perfect,loveable Maz...
 
*Kiz:I'm almost done with it,but I require a hypr sonic gigatr-
 
*hyper*
 
*Gir:BORRRING!!
 
*Gir takes a rubby piggy out of GIR's head and throws it at Kiz*
 
*the pig hits Kiz with a squeak,Kiz sighs*
 
*Kiz:Now...wherre is that hypersonic gigtronix...
 
*gigatronix*
 
*Maz appears behind LIr* *KIz turns around* KIz:WHERE DID YOU CROM FROM?! YOu just-I saw you-
 
*come*
 
*Maz:Is this it? *holds gigatronix*
 
*KIz:Ermm..yes..that is it...uhh..thank you Maz...
 
*Invader Jib has joined the chat.
 
*8:09 Mysteriousjillguy *Kiz attaches the gigtronix*
 
*gigatronix*
 
*Invader Jib has left the chat.
 
*8:09 Mysteriousjillguy *the portal is shaped like a metal ring,it's attached to the floor and ceiling by wires*
 
*a vortex opens up in tyhe middle of the ring,it's purple and swirling*
 
*KIz:IT works!
 
*Maz:Now,let's go see them alien bunnies!
 
*Kiz:No wait Maz,I haven't tested it yet-
 
*GIR: .-.
 
*Gir pushes KIz into Maz,they fall into the portal,a squeak noise is heard from when GIR pushed her*
 
*Zim:*walks in room* Hello Maz! I brought snacks and-
 
*Zim sees gir stading next to the portal and Maz and Kiz gone*
 
*Zim:Where did they-GIR!!
 
*Zim:GIR!! WHat have you done?!
 
*Gir:EH HEHE! I dunno. *shurgs* Hmmm
 
*Zim:*blinks*
 
*Zim:THis is horrible! My sweet sweet love pig Maz must've fallen into the portal! Along with KIr the horrible SIR unit!
 
*Zim:Only one person I know is bused to other dimensions,so I must call him!
 
*MEANWHILE ON NORMAL IRK*
 
*( WAit..Miz? Misty? ARe you still here..?
 
*8:18 YourFavoriteFangirl (I am..)
 
*8:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( OK...
 
*Sevn:*in space station hovering over Vort*
 
*Sevn:*mixing chemicals together in beakers*
 
*Sevn:What the?!
 
*Sevn sees Maz* SEvn:WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU?!
 
*the vortex closes*
 
*Sevn:Stay back foul creatures,I have a breaker!
 
*Sevn:Computer,restrain the two freakish mutants.
 
*robotic arms come out of a panel on the floor,theey hold the two strange characters by the arms and legs,a robotic tenetacle warps around them both*
 
*Kiz:Gahh! *whispers* Maz,where are we?!
 
*Maz:Don't worry Kiz! I'll get us out of here,with my poewers!
 
*Maz:Hello handsome.
 
*maz flips her sparkly hair*
 
*Maz:How about you let us out of here,and I'll let you take me out to dinner?
 
*Sevn:....
 
*Sevn:Computer,cover the horrible female's mouth. It speaks utter flith.
 
*a robotic arm comes out of a panel on the floor,it covers Maz's mouth with a metal bracelet,it goes back into the floor*
 
*Sevn:An irken elite is coming here for a supplies pickup. She made the right choice when she came to my station for technology!
 
*Sevn:Maybe I can sell you for monies to scientists to experiment on you two mutants.
 
*Sevn:Of course..I'll get to experiment on you FIRST.
 
*Maz:*muffles angrily*
 
*Kiz:*chuckles*
 
*Maz:*looks at KIzaz,he stops chuckling*
 
*Invader Jib has joined the chat.
 
*9:16 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Maybe when she comes,I can show you both to her,like a freak show!
 
*Sevn:I'm certain she'll be astonished by your horrifying appearances.
 
*Sevn:Now..let's figure out what you are...
 
*Sevn:Computer,bring me..the surgical tools...
 
*9:17 Invader Jib (Ehh, I guess I'll join.)
 
*9:17 Mysteriousjillguy *a circle panel opens up on the floor,a floating small metal disk comes out of it,it holds surgical tools on a tray*
 
*( I'm Sevn,and I"m on Sevn's station.
 
*9:18 Invader Jib (Ok)
 
*9:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( Maz and Kiz have been captured and are about to be experimented on.
 
*Sevn picks up a tube like device ending in a small point*
 
*Sevn:This won't hurt..much...heh...
 
*sevn stabs it into Maz's arm*
 
*9:18 YourFavoriteFangirl (Not sure where to throw Menami in yet. XD)
 
*9:18 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:!!!! 8angrily muffles in pain*
 
*9:18 Invadervax (BRB, dinner.)
 
*9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( Sevn mentioned an elite coming to sevn's station for supplies,I have referncing to Menami.
 
*the tube takes a sample of Maz's blod,it's green irken blood*
 
*Sevn puts the tube into a small hole on the tool disk,a screen floats over to Sevn showing her DNA and blood cells*
 
*Sevn:O_o....this DNA barely has any Irken DNA in it..
 
*Sevn:I'll have to look at your physical features...
 
*Sevn puts on black gloves over his gloves*
 
*Kiz:Yo dawg,I heard you like gloves-
 
*Maz shakes around while trapped,she makes Kiz rattle too*
 
*Maz:Shmum ump
 
*Sevn holds Maz's head*
 
*Sevn holds her hair,and looks at it* *his robotic eye zooms in on it*
 
*Sevn:THis appears to be..human hair...
 
*Sevn:How is that possible....
 
*9:23 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Knocking from the outside of the station*.. *Turns on the voice microphone* Hello! I've arrived for pickups.. elite Menami here.
 
*9:23 Mysteriousjillguy *Sevn feels Maz's chest* Sevn:What the..?
 
*Sevn:o_o...
 
*Sevn:! *walks over to a microphone* Ah yes,come in,please.
 
*the hangar to Sevn's station opens*
 
*Sevn:*goes back to studying Maz*
 
*9:25 YourFavoriteFangirl (Um.. I have to leave.. Im sorry..)
 
*9:25 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz puts his hands into Maz's pants* Sevn:Dear XEno,it has reproductive parts! THis is some kind of a hybrid..and it appears to be...female...
 
*( D"OH!
 
*( GUHHh
 
*(Roleplay killed...
 
*9:26 Invader Jib (Uh..it's just a RP, we can continue it another time..)
 
*9:26 YourFavoriteFangirl (Sorry. Ill see you guys tomorrow.)
 
*9:26 Mysteriousjillguy ( We can't just do ANOTHER RP,we have so many on hold...
 
*( Ok..bye..
 
*9:26 Invader Jib (Bye)
 
*9:26 YourFavoriteFangirl (PLEASE wait till I get back for this..)
 
*9:27 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ok...
 
*( Bye.
 
*Maz blushes* KIz:*sticks tounge out*
 
*Sevn:THis will be perfect for study! Yes..a unique specimen,a hybrid!
 
*6:02 Invader Jib (How can I come in?)
 
*6:02 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Wait..where is the elite..?
 
*6:02 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Peeks inside*..
 
*6:02 Mysteriousjillguy ( I guess to pick up supplies? Or maybe you had to stop at SEvn's station for fuel? Or somethingg
 
*Menami sees a long hallway*
 
*6:03 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Walks down the hall*
 
*6:03 Mysteriousjillguy *there's a big oval shaped door at the end of the hall*
 
*lauughing is heard*
 
*Menami: ... ._. *Walks to it and slowly opens*..
 
*6:06 Mysteriousjillguy *Menami sees Sevn feeling Maz's head*
 
*Sevn takes out a cone shaped tool,he scans her*
 
*Sevn:Oh,you're here! *puts tools down*
 
*Sevn:Sorry,I was studying this..mutant..hybrid..creature..
 
*6:07 Invader Jib *Footsteps are heard coming from the hallway*
 
*6:07 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz looks over to Menami*
 
*Menami:*is sweating,looks worried*
 
*Kiz:Ermm..excuse me scientist..but I think this is a misunderstanding..
 
*6:09 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. !!! *Shocked*..
 
*6:09 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:ERmm...uhh
 
*Kiz:I am just a lost SIR unit,I decided to follow this..freak. I have no idea where I am..
 
*Lurk:Hmphhghh..
 
*Sevn*
 
*Sevn:Fine..but the mutant stays.
 
*6:10 Invader Jib *Someone is knocking on the door*
 
*6:10 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... What is going on here? ._.
 
*6:10 Mysteriousjillguy *Sevn presses a button on his floating tool disk*
 
*Sevn:You can just come in,you know..
 
*THe teneacles unwarp around Kiz*
 
*Kiz:*smirks at Maz*
 
*6:11 Invader Jib Jaz: I was just being polite...*Comes into the room*
 
*6:11 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:0_0?!
 
*Kiz:I reccomend..full disection of this creature..=_=
 
*Sevn:I would,sadly,we must keep it alive so I can sell it.
 
*SEvn:I'll make tons of monies from this freakazoid..
 
*Maz:*starts to get angry*
 
*6:13 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Seriously! *Looks at Maz* .. What IS that?
 
*6:13 Invader Jib Jaz: It looks like some kind of octopus hybrid..
 
*6:13 Mysteriousjillguy *purple teneacles sprout of of her back,they break the teneacles*
 
*Menami:ENOUGH!!! I AM MAZ! The greatest invader EVER! I conquered over 900 planets? How dare you lock me up like this!
 
*Maz:Although..I did enjoy Sevn's examining...
 
*Maz*
 
*6:14 Invader Jib Jaz: WHAT? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH..wow. Yeah right.
 
*6:14 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:*facepalm*
 
*Maz:I hope to do more of it sometime...
 
*Sevn:...
 
*6:15 Invader Jib Jaz: As if anyone can do that...
 
*Jaz: ..
 
*Jaz: What?
 
*6:15 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Eughh..I apologize for her..she's like this ALL the time..
 
*Sevn:I thought you didn't know her?
 
*Kiz:Ummm..well uhh..you see..
 
*6:16 Invader Jib Jaz: Weird..anyway,-Sevn, is it?-I came here for supplies. I ran out.
 
*6:16 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Same here..
 
*6:16 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:KIZ! You..you tried to betray me! WE watched movies together on weekends!
 
*Kiz:Yes,but they were ROMANTIC COMDIES...
 
*Maz:YOU STUPID ROBOT!
 
*Maz:Come help me! ERmm...boys!
 
*Maz:*she walks up to Jaz*
 
*6:17 Invader Jib Jaz: There's only one boy in the..HEY!
 
*6:17 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:C'mon you guys! Help me set this robot straight!
 
*6:18 Invader Jib Jaz: I'M NOT A "BOY", YOU JERK! *Punches her in the face*
 
*6:18 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:ATTACK! *points at Kiz*
 
*Maz:YOu-AUGH!
 
*Maz falls on the floor*
 
*6:18 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Laughs* Wow.
 
*6:18 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Eurgh..what..? Why aren't you doing what I say..?
 
*6:19 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... For your info, I am a girl. All it takes is my voice and a look at my antennae, you know.
 
*6:19 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Attack the robot!
 
*Kiz:It's time for some pay back,Maz...
 
*6:20 Invader Jib Jaz: I'm not going to help someone who confused me with the opposite gender.
 
*6:20 Mysteriousjillguy *Kiz kicks Maz in the head*
 
*Maz:OUCH!
 
*Kiz repeadetly kicks her*
 
*Kiz:Heh...
 
*Sevn:Hmm
 
*Maz stands back up slowly*
 
*Maz:You Only Live Once! *lazers fire out of her eyes*
 
*they're porrly animated,they look like crayon scrabble*
 
*6:22 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Ugh.. WHAT ON IRK?!
 
*6:22 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz shoots lazersall over the room*
 
*Sevn:MY LAB!
 
*Sevn:COMPUTER! HOST-wait..I must keep it alive...
 
*Sevn:Computer restrain i-
 
*a lazer hits SEvn*
 
*SEvn flies across the room,and into a wall*
 
*Maz:*eyes glow* HA HA! BEHOLD MY POWERS!
 
*6:24 Invader Jib Jaz: Seriously, what the heck is wrong with you?
 
*Jaz: Meh. *Throws a throwing knife at her*
 
*6:24 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Woah, calm it, chick! *Clenches fists and they start to glow with power, about to use PSI*..
 
*6:24 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:HASHTAG,LOL! *solid hashtags fly at Jaz*
 
*6:24 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... HEY, WOMAN! QUIT IT!
 
*6:24 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:#Owned.
 
*6:24 Invader Jib Jaz: *Ducks*
 
*6:24 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:*grows bat wings and flys over Menami*
 
*6:24 Invader Jib Jaz: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
 
*6:24 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Why aren't you listening?! Geez! I'm gonna have to hurt you if you don't calm down--
 
*6:24 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz kicks Menami into a wall while behind her*
 
*6:25 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: AAAAH!
 
*6:25 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:TOO EASY!
 
*Sevn slowly gets up*
 
*Sevn:Computer...restra-
 
*6:25 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME! *Stands up*.. *Fires a row of fireballs at her*
 
*6:25 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:YOLO! *fires another lazer at Sevn*
 
*Sevn:GAHHH!
 
*Sevn is burned by the lazer*
 
*Maz:?! *she swerves out of the way of them*
 
*6:26 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Glares*.. We're on even ground! I'm psychic!
 
*6:26 Invader Jib Jaz: CUT IT OUT! *PAK legs come out and she fires them at Maz*
 
*6:26 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Foolish irkens! You cannot comprehend the power,of mighty MAZZZ! *kiz jumps on her from behind*
 
*Kiz kicks her in the back of the head*
 
*Maz:GAUGH! *Maz flies toward the floor*
 
*Maz hits the ground*
 
*6:27 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ! ..Hmph..
 
*6:27 Mysteriousjillguy *Kiz lands on the ground and runs up to Maz*
 
*6:27 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Walks toward Maz, about to shoot her while she's weakened*
 
*6:27 Mysteriousjillguy *Kiz kicks her in the head again*
 
*Sevn:W-wait!
 
*Sevn limps over to Miz*
 
*( Brb...dinner.. :I
 
*Sevn:Menami..you must keep her alive..for the sake of science!
 
*Kiz:AND TORTURE!
 
*Sevn:*cough* Menami...send this mutant life form to my containment cells on the 3rd floor of my station..
 
*Kiz:I'll help you guard her..
 
*7:28 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... Alright...
 
*Menami: *Grabs Maz's arm.. starts dragging her*
 
*7:29 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:*gets up,his chest is covered in burns*
 
*Maz is unconcious*
 
*Kiz:*follows Maz*
 
*7:29 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Heads to the third floor*..
 
*7:30 Mysteriousjillguy *Menami sees a room full of containment cells,tons of creatures and robots are in some of them*
 
*7:30 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Wowww..
 
*7:30 Mysteriousjillguy *tons of wires on the ceiling*
 
*7:30 Invader Jib Jaz: *Has come along with them, not sure what she's supposed to do*
 
*7:30 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Fascinated, looking around*.. *Heads to an empty cell*
 
*7:31 Mysteriousjillguy *A glass tank behind Miz has a [http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Brainsucking_Grood_bat Brainsucking Grood bat] in it*
 
*THe grood bat growls at Menami through the tank,it roars on the glass,making it misty*
 
*7:32 Invader Jib Jaz: ..What's with this Sevn guy, anyway? What is he doing with all this..stuff? It's weird.
 
*7:32 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Slight cringe*..
 
*7:32 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Well he's a scientist,right? Maybe he's doing researchn on these creatures..
 
*7:32 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Not sure.
 
*Menami: .. Yeah.
 
*Menami: I initially just came to pick up supplies.. *Sigh*
 
*7:33 Mysteriousjillguy *The grood bat makes a loud purring noise,it then howls*
 
*7:33 Invader Jib Jaz: I get that, but there's so many..it's kinda obsessive..
 
*KIz:THrow her into a cell! Before she wakes up!
 
*Maz:Mpfhh..mff....*still asleep*
 
*Maz begins to squirm*
 
*7:41 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Alright, alright! *Opens it up and puts her inside*.. *Closes it*
 
*7:41 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz awakens*
 
*Maz:WHAT?! WHere...AM I../!
 
*Maz:*looks at Kiz*
 
*Maz:YOU!...YOU TRAIITORUS ROBOT!
 
*Maz sprouts tentacles,they jab at the jail cell glass*
 
*7:43 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. What.. is she.. ._.
 
*7:43 Mysteriousjillguy Computer:Resistance. Intiating thick glass.
 
*7:43 Invader Jib Jaz: Some kind of octopus, I think..maybe a squid..
 
*7:44 Mysteriousjillguy *layers of glass come from the cell door,it covers the door*
 
*Kiz:*sigh*
 
*Kiz:She's considered normal,where I come from..
 
*Invader Jib has left the chat.
 
*7:47 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:She was boren like this,strangely enough.
 
*Invader Jib has joined the chat.
 
*7:47 Mysteriousjillguy born*
 
*7:47 Invader Jib Jaz: Seriously?
 
*7:48 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Yes..
 
*7:48 Invader Jib Jaz: *Shudders*
 
*7:48 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:we both got here when a portal to another dimension malfunctioned..
 
*7:48 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Wow.. e-e
 
*7:49 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:She FORCED me to make it..so she could ride on..giant alien bunnies and drink soda..with..ZIM..
 
*Kiz:WE must've crossed over into your world..
 
*Kiz:I've been controlled by her for years..I had no choice but to follow her orders..
 
*KIz:You see,in my world,everyone loves her..
 
*7:51 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... I assure ya, our world actually.. makes sense. You could stay with us..
 
*7:51 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:She's adored by all..
 
*Kiz:Except for one villian..Qusd..
 
*Maz:DOn"T TALK ABOUT QUSD!
 
*7:52 Invader Jib Jaz: Uh...Is everyone there like her?
 
*7:52 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Ermm...QUSD is a villian she..really hates..he likes to annoy her alot..
 
*Kiz:No,will,ALMOST everyone...
 
*well*
 
*Kiz:She has "friends"..e_e
 
*Kiz:Zim and the others are normal though..
 
*7:53 Invader Jib Jaz: Ugh...see, that's why I don't' usually travel to other dimensions..they're so..ugh..weird..
 
*7:53 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Wait..does Zim exist here too?
 
*7:53 Invader Jib Jaz: Uh-huh.
 
*(Can there be mary-sue counterparts of my fanon?)
 
*7:55 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ok.
 
*( THe counter paerts of Lurk and LIR will be the same though.
 
*Intercom:Unamed SIR unit and Jaz,I require your assisstance.
 
*Kiz:I hope it involves tormenting Maz...
 
*Kiz runs down the hall*
 
*Maz:WAIT! KIZ! COME BACK!
 
*Tears fall down Maz's eyes*
 
*MKaz:AURGHHHH<WHY CAn"T I BREEAK OUT OF THIS CELL?! MY POWERS USUALLY GET ME WHAT I WANT!
 
*7:58 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. ._.
 
*Menami: .. Geez, you're a huge disgrace to us women. *Crosses arms*
 
*7:58 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:GAUGHHH GNH! *she slams her head on the glass repeadtly*
 
*7:58 Invader Jib Jaz: Jeez...what a weirdo..
 
*7:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( Maz resembles a spoiled child,a child that has been rem,oved from pampering and the good life..
 
*( In this case,a world where the child is loved by all.
 
*Maz squirms all over the floor,panicing and yelling in anger*
 
*Kiz comes running back with a camera*
 
*8:00 Invader Jib (BRB, homework(
 
*8:00 Mysteriousjillguy *He sets it to "record" and puts it on the floor*
 
*Maz:AURGHHh! WHY WHY WHYYY?!
 
*KIz runs back to help Sevn with Jaz*
 
*Maz continues to spazz*
 
*Maz:Gaurgh...
 
*Maz:*sits dwn with arms crossed*
 
*Maz:Hmph. *taps finger on ground*
 
*6:49 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ..*Walked back downstairs to help as well*
 
*6:50 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Wait!
 
*Maz:Why won't they left me out?!
 
*let*
 
*Maz:Come back here!
 
*Maz:Answer me!
 
*Maz spazzes widly*
 
*6:53 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Ignoring her, walking down the hallway*
 
*Maz:Wait!
 
*Maz:Why won't they left me out?!
 
*let*
 
*Maz:Come back here!
 
*Maz:Answer me!
 
*Maz spazzes widly*
 
*6:53 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Ignoring her, walking down the hallway*
 
*Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
 
*6:57 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz takes out a communicator for writer's convience*
 
*Maz:Hello! This is Maz! Earth to Maz! Do you read me?!
 
*radio* This is Zathar the Irken. Maz? Is that you?
 
*Maz looks around*
 
*Maz:Yes! This is Maz! I"m stuck in some kind of an alternate universe-
 
* A vortex opens in Maz's cell*
 
*ZAthar pops out of it*
 
*Zathar:I'm here.
 
*Zathar:Zimmeh made a portal to this weird universe.
 
*Zathar:NOW I CAN RESCUE YA-
 
*THe vortex closes*
 
*Zathar:You're kidding...
 
*Maz:WEll can you atleast get me out of this cell?
 
*Zathar:Sure,but you have to promise me a kiss when we get back...
 
*Maz:No way!
 
*7:29 LIRLIR (LIR will arrive with Lurk)
 
*7:29 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar bites through the glass door*
 
*Zathar:*spits out glass shards*
 
*Zathar:There we go,now let's go kick the buts of those guys that captured you. Where are they?
 
*Maz:They went down that hallway..*points*
 
*Zathar runs down the hallway*
 
*Maz follows*
 
*They run down the hallway,they reach an elevator*
 
*Maz:Hmmm...
 
*Maz:They must've went thrtough this elevator...
 
*Zathar:No crap.
 
*7:33 LIRLIR Electric map: Who DUR HECKK ARE UU?!!
 
*7:33 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Maybe I can lock onto Kiz's SIR unit signal...
 
*Zathar?!
 
*Suddenly,a green spark forms infront of them*
 
*a portal rips open,it's green and swirling*
 
*7:34 LIRLIR Electric map: GUAAAAARGH INTRUDERRRRR MUAAAAAOIIIOP VEEEEEEOOOP GAHAH INTRUUUDERZZZ MUAAARRGGGHH
 
*His voice is everywhere*
 
*7:35 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk falls out of it with his pajamas*
 
*A fionna doll falls out of the portal too,Lurk's wearing space teddy slippers*
 
*7:35 LIRLIR LIR: *tumbles out in stupid mode*
 
*LIR: HI!
 
*7:35 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:What in the actual freak.
 
*LIR and Lurk see the two strange creatures*
 
*( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ394x--Z-s ) *Zathar's theme starts*
 
*Zathar:Woah,what's this? *picks up plush*
 
*7:36 LIRLIR LIR: You look like a pumpkin!_>
 
*7:41 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Menami and Jaz,he's right. Besides,those three signatures could be Maz's friends..trust me..you DON't want to meet them...
 
*Sevn:Quickly,tell your elite squads and umm..whoeverlse you work with that you're doing something important.
 
*7:42 LIRLIR Computer: GRRRRRRRR I'LL MEET EM ALL RIGHT!!
 
*7:42 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:We must contain those creatures! *Sevn runs toward an elevator*
 
*KIz follows Sevn*
 
*KIz follows Sevn*
 
*7:43 Invader Jib Jaz: *Sigh* *Follows*
 
*7:43 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Irritated groan, following after*
 
*7:43 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I never noticed..the computer is acting werid todayt...
 
*Meanwhile,in the hallway*
 
*Zathar:You're looking pretty sissy with those pajamas on. Lurk.
 
*Zathar:Or should I say... "Dad"...
 
*7:44 LIRLIR LIR: PUMPKIN COUPLE, WHERE'S THE OTHER PUMPKIN PEOPLE??
 
*7:44 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:WHAT?!
 
*Lurk:LIR! Enter sane mode,now~!
 
*now*
 
*7:45 LIRLIR LIR: *eyes go dark green*
 
*7:45 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:That's right. I'm your son...
 
*7:45 LIRLIR LIR: WHAT?!!
 
*7:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Who's the mother..?
 
*Zahar:You could say..second father...
 
*7:45 LIRLIR LIR: O___O
 
*7:46 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:You and LIR created me in a laboratory. You were trying to clone each other to become immortal.
 
*7:46 LIRLIR LIR: Hm.
 
*7:46 Mysteriousjillguy ZAthar:I am a failed clone...you both decided to let me live on.
 
*Lurk:THis makes no sense! THis is ridiculous!
 
*Lurk:I'm not even your father!
 
*7:47 LIRLIR LIR: Tell me about it.
 
*7:47 Mysteriousjillguy ZAthar:Well..this IS an alternate universe..
 
*Lurk:So you're both freaks from an alternate universe?
 
*Maz:Not "freaks". WE're perfectly normal. *flips hair*
 
*Lurk:You're kidding....
 
*THe elevator door opens,revealing Sevn,Kiz,Jaz,and Menami*
 
*Sevn:Normal?
 
*Sevn:NORMAL?!
 
*7:48 LIRLIR LIR: NORMAL?!!!
 
*7:48 Invader Jib Jaz: AS IF! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
 
*7:49 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Okay,so we've got ms fruitloops over here,with her "Internet story" tenetacles and glosssy hair.
 
*7:49 LIRLIR LIR: You're just annoying.
 
*7:50 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Rolls eyes*..
 
*7:50 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:THen there's this new freak,some kind of a horrible accident of an offspring between ZIM and the Terminator.
 
*7:50 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. AHAHAHA--
 
*7:51 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:You both are FREAKs. Mutants for me to study and experiment on. You're not going ANYWHERE until I sell you. You will spend the rest of your pitiful lives as lab experiments.
 
*7:51 Invader Jib Jaz: *looks at Zathar* *Gags* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
 
*7:51 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Once I sell you,I'll get so much sweet sweeeeet money! *drools*
 
*7:51 LIRLIR LIR: I'm fine with that.
 
*7:51 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I'm beginning to like this scientist...
 
*Kiz:I agree..
 
*7:51 LIRLIR LIR: Me too.
 
*7:52 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Heh. You fools can try to catch me,but me and my babe are out of here.
 
*Zathar grabs Maz*
 
*Zathar:Sorry fools. Yolo swag,kkk see you guys later! *Zathar digs hole through the metal ground*
 
*Sevn:After them!
 
*7:53 LIRLIR LIR: Whatever. *sits*
 
*7:53 Mysteriousjillguy *Sevn jumps down into the tunnel*
 
*7:53 Invader Jib Jaz: *Rolls eyes and jumps into the whole*
 
*hole
 
*7:53 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:THat ZAthar is going to pay...
 
*7:53 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Sighs, jumping down as well*..
 
*7:54 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:*jumps down into the hole*
 
*Lurk:WAit,Menami? I didn't know you were here?
 
*7:54 LIRLIR LIR: *sits there*
 
*7:54 Mysteriousjillguy *LUrk pulls LIR down into the tunnel*
 
*7:54 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Oh, hey Lurk. *FreefallingXD*
 
*7:55 LIRLIR LIR: EURGHH THIS IS UNPLEASANT!!*
 
*7:56 Invader Jib Jaz: Bleh..who cares about a couple of other-dimensional weirdos, anyway? What harm can they do, other than being annoying?
 
*7:56 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Who knows whsat horrors exist in her dimension,maybe Maz could bring a whole army of em here. We don't know. *Lurk hits the ground*
 
*Lurk sees Zathar drilling through the tunnel with his SIR unit arms*
 
*broken wires are everywhere*
 
*Sevn:THis is going to cost alot of monies to fix...
 
*Kiz rockets toward Zathar*
 
*7:58 LIRLIR LIR: *hits a wire and it sparks with electricity*
 
*7:58 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:MAZ! Get back here!
 
*Zathar:THe babe's with me! *ZAthar kicks Kiz*
 
*Kiz spins around and hits a wall*
 
*7:59 LIRLIR LIR: THE BABE WILL BE DEAD IN A BIT, IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW!
 
*7:59 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz jumps off the wall into Zathar'a face*
 
*Zathar:GNGH! *KIz kicks him and grabs him antennae*
 
*Kiz:Yippee KI AY MUTANT! *Kiz oulls on his antennae*
 
*ZAthar:AUGHh! THOSe THINGS AReN"T SUPOOSED TO STRETCH THAT FAR!
 
*Zathar stops drilling and flips off the tunnel wall,he lets go off Maz and spirals toward the ground*
 
*He dives headfirst into the metal ground,smashing Kiz*
 
*Kiz:GAURGH!
 
*ZAthar gets up and kicks Kiz at LIR*
 
*Lurk:YOU SCUM!
 
*Lurk:THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A SISSY! *Lurk tries to kick Zathar but misses*
 
*ZAthar grabs his foot*
 
*8:03 LIRLIR LIR: They're lower than scum!
 
*8:03 Mysteriousjillguy ZAthar:I see that you're not the Lurk I know. But next time,learn how to fight properly. *Zathar throws Lurk into LIR*
 
*Lurk:WHY DO I KEEP FLYING INTO LIR?!
 
*8:03 Invader Jib Jaz: *Slides down and kicks Zathar in the face*
 
*8:03 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk hits LIR*
 
*crashes*
 
*8:03 LIRLIR LIR: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
 
*8:03 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:OOF!
 
*ZAthar flips backward,his PAK spider legs come out*
 
*He climbs onto the wall and spirals down toward Jaz*
 
*8:04 Invader Jib Jaz: Hmph! *Holds her knife in front of her*
 
*8:05 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Runs up and jumps, punching Zathar before he reaches the ground*
 
*8:05 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:GNGH!
 
*Maz runs toward Menami* Maz:YOLO! *poorely animated crayon lazers fly out of her eyes toward Menami*
 
*Lurk kicks Zathar up into the air before he hits the ground*
 
*8:06 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Manages to dodge them, PAK legs coming out and shooting lasers back at Maz*
 
*8:06 Mysteriousjillguy Maz swerves her head toward the ground,missing them*
 
*8:06 Invader Jib Jaz: *Stabs Maz from behind*
 
*8:06 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz flips over*
 
*Maz:Heh. THis is starting to be fun...
 
*Another vortex opens above the battle*
 
*Bid jumps out* Bid:ENOUGH!
 
*Bid slams into the ground,creating a shockwave,hurling everyone towards the tunnel walls*
 
*8:08 LIRLIR LIR: *gets up, sighs, and converts Zathar's arms and legs into water, and sits down*
 
*8:08 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:?! *His arms and legs splash into a pudddle*
 
*8:08 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: !! *PAK legs stop her from hitting the wall, using them to run back*
 
*8:08 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:YOU FOOL! I NEED THEM ALIVE AND HEALTHY!
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:09 LIRLIR LIR: I want them dead.
 
*8:09 Invader Jib Jaz: Then deal with them yourself, maybe? *To Sevn
 
*8:09 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I need your help to re capture them. My computer is on the fritz.
 
*8:10 LIRLIR LIR: Or, frankly, i want to seal their mouths and watch them suffocate.
 
*8:10 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:SIR unit! Un convert the mutant's appenages!
 
*8:10 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: We can't keep them alive without atleast injuring them!
 
*8:10 Mysteriousjillguy appendages*
 
*Bid:Enough I say.
 
*8:10 INVADER VEX (Hi)
 
*8:10 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Now...let's settle this civilly,shall we?
 
*( Hello )
 
*8:10 INVADER VEX (What RP is this?)
 
*8:10 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Hmmm..now....so...
 
*8:10 LIRLIR (How did his SIR Unit get laser conversion technology?)
 
*8:10 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Mind introducting yourself, first? It's rude not to. *Glares*
 
*8:11 Mysteriousjillguy ( The Day the Multiverse was stoopid.
 
*8:11 INVADER VEX (Ok)
 
*8:11 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:I am Bid. An Irken vortian hybrid.
 
*8:11 INVADER VEX (Can I join?)
 
*8:11 Invader Jib Jaz: ...A what?
 
*8:11 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:I am a friend of Maz. She can get into trouble sometimes.
 
*8:12 Invader Jib (I think so..can he, Lurk?)
 
*8:12 Mysteriousjillguy ( We're in Sevn's space station,underground..or..should I say.."under metal"?
 
*8:12 INVADER VEX (Okay. Does Vex know where this is?)
 
*8:12 Invader Jib Jaz: n..Irken..vortian....eww...*Gags*
 
*8:12 Mysteriousjillguy ( I guess Sevn could call Vex over here,since Vex is experinced in science.
 
*8:13 INVADER VEX (Okay)
 
*8:13 LIRLIR LIR: Gaurgh. *GLADOS Voice* I just want want you gone..
 
*8:13 Mysteriousjillguy Bid: I am a result of an experiment done by Zim and Maz.
 
*Bid: I was created for Maz to have a "friend".
 
*A forever alone face flashes on Maz's head for a few seconds*
 
*8:14 Invader Jib Jaz: *Gags, trying not to puke* Eugh..o-okay, I think I've..*Gags* heard enough..
 
*8:14 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz blushes,feeling embarrased*
 
*8:14 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Wow.
 
*8:14 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Yeah yeah,enough talk. Let's get back to fighin already.. *smirks*
 
*8:14 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. You know, everbody needs a friend or an ally. Except freaks like your "friend" that are nothing but stiupid .-.
 
*8:14 LIRLIR LIR: SEVN, FORGET LETTING THEM LIVE, LET'S LOOK
 
*8:15 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Huh. Your arrogance was a trait I disliked about you Zathar.
 
*8:15 LIRLIR *KILL THEM!
 
*8:15 Mysteriousjillguy ZAthar:You know me Bid.
 
*Bid:Wait! Let's handle this civilly,okay?
 
*Bid:So..what seems to be the problem here? I heard Maz was captured...
 
*8:16 LIRLIR LIR: Hur. Let's just watch them kill each other! *laughs crazily*
 
*Zathar:What Father said!
 
*Lurk:WOULD YOU QUIT CALLING HIM DAD?!
 
*Zathar:You know Lurk..you seem cool...
 
*Zathar:I'll be your new best frirnd! *puts artm around Lurk*
 
*friend*
 
*Lurk:Wait..what about LIR?
 
*Zathar:Screw LIR! *ZAthar throws a peice of metal at LIR*
 
*8:18 Invader Jib Jaz: *Sees Lurk's clothes* Erm...I dunno, but I think this "Lurk" guy might be from that dimension as well...*
 
*8:18 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I'd never be friends with you,you're just a mutant..
 
*8:18 LIRLIR LIR: Heh. I'll be with Lurk till he's dead.
 
*8:18 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk looks down at his pajamas and Fionna plush in his pajama shirt pocket*
 
*8:19 LIRLIR LIR: -_-
 
*8:19 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Uhhh umm...it's umm..night wear...
 
*Lurk:Nevermind that. I'm from THIS dimension.
 
*8:19 INVADER VEX (Um... Could someone please try to find me a spot to come in sometime soon?)
 
*8:19 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I'm going to call some other scientists..and see if I can restain these creatures..*whispers*
 
*8:20 INVADER VEX (Thanks)
 
*8:20 Invader Jib Jaz: Really? I've never heard of you..and you look like a huemahn, too...*To Lurk*
 
*8:20 Mysteriousjillguy *Sevn runs back to the start of the tunnel,his spider legs come out,he climbs up the tunnel*
 
*Lurk:My Hologram disguise was unfortunately locked.
 
*Lurk:Alot of my inventions are broken...including LIr's LSD portal...it's glitchy...
 
*Lurk:Which is also why we keep popping up out of nowhere unexpectedly..
 
*Bid:I see.
 
*8:21 LIRLIR LIR: My precious dimension's only valid access!!
 
*8:21 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:And what about that scientist guy?
 
*Kiz:I think you're talking about Sevn. He was trying to do experiments on her.
 
*Kiz:Which unfortunately,was thwrated by Zathar.
 
*Bid:Well..I always knew you never liked Maz...
 
*Bid:I'm not particularly fond of her "seductive" behavior either..
 
*Maz:W-what..? *tears go in her eyes*
 
*Bid:How could you not know? I'vre been trying to teach you how to act appropriately for months now...
 
*8:24 LIRLIR LIR: BAHAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS
 
*8:24 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:SHUT UP! YOU ROBOT!
 
*Bid:Calm down Maz..
 
*Bid:Just relax..remember what I told you..self control...
 
*Maz:I DON'T GIVE AN XENO!
 
*A*
 
*8:25 Invader Jib Jaz: A what?
 
*8:25 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:....
 
*Zathar:Oooo,drama bomb.
 
*Lurk elbows Zathar*
 
*Lurk:Shut up. All that comes out of your mouth is filth.
 
*8:25 Invader Jib Jaz: ...Erm, what the heck is an Xeno?
 
*8:26 LIRLIR LIR: Tell me about it!! BAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:26 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:I think she was refering to emperor Xeno..
 
*Kiz:About the great legends? "THe coming of Dusq"
 
*8:26 Invader Jib Jaz: That was like, hundreds, maybe thousands of years ago..
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:26 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Don't tell me you believe those stories...
 
*SEvn hops back down into the tunnel*
 
*8:27 Invader Jib Jaz: I certainly don't/
 
*.
 
*8:27 Mysteriousjillguy SEvn:I brought in some scientists..and elites to keep these things in check...
 
*( Come in Vex
 
*Maz:I've seen Dusq.
 
*8:27 Invader Jib Jaz: Yeah, right..suure you have..
 
*8:27 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:You WHAT?! THats..that's not possible!
 
*Kiz:Ermm...not entirely Dusq...
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:28 Invader Jib Jaz: She didn't. She's clearly delusional.
 
*8:28 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:This is stupid..but..in our world..Dusq well...there's an alternate version of Dusq.
 
*Kiz:His real name is "Qsud"
 
*Lurk:Dusq...spelled..backwards..?
 
*( Qusd [http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/File:Qsud.png File:Qsud.png] )
 
*8:29 YourFavoriteFangirl (..LOL)
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:30 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Legend has it that "he can shot lazars out of his eyeses an stuff!!1!"
 
*8:31 INVADER VEX *a ship is heard docking with the station*
 
*8:31 LIRLIR LIR: Can he even poop?
 
*8:31 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:He's real easy to beat..a real waste of a villian if you ask me..
 
*8:32 Invader Jib Jaz: Pfft! Your entire...DISGUSTING excuse for a dimension is a waste!
 
*Invader Jib has left the chat.
 
*Invader Jib has joined the chat.
 
*8:33 Mysteriousjillguy Zarthar:Maz usually kicks his but...
 
*Maz:*nods* THat's right,Zathar cake.
 
*8:33 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ..This is all just messed up. Period.
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:34 Invader Jib Jaz: It's pretty gross, if you ask me..
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:34 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Aye aye hot stuff! Tis a freaky dimension this is!
 
*Zathar puts his arm around Miz and winks and smirks*
 
*ZAthar puts on red shades*
 
*8:34 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Um ._.
 
*8:34 INVADER VEX *A silouette of an Irken is seen in the halway*
 
*8:35 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar pulls Maz and Jaz to him* *he puts his arms around the three girls*
 
*8:35 LIRLIR LIR: Can we just kill them and end their pitiful lives?!
 
*8:35 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Picture it babes,us in a gold mansion! Us in a jacuzzi plated with diamonds! I can get you ANYTHING ya want Maz's world!
 
*8:36 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. No thanks ^^;;;;
 
*8:36 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Heh heh...all ya gotta do. Is be MY girls!
 
*8:36 LIRLIR LIR: It's just.. they're so.. stupid...
 
*8:36 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar plays around with Jaz's antennae*
 
*Lurk walks behind Zathar*
 
*8:36 Invader Jib Jaz: Gah! Get off me!
 
*8:36 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk punches him in the back*
 
*Zathar:Grgghh!
 
*8:37 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... I have a job to do, so no thanks.
 
*8:37 LIRLIR LIR: AURGH THE STUPIDITY IS SO PITIFUL!! KILL THEM!!
 
*8:37 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Slowly pushes him off*
 
*Menami: .. *Hides behind Lurk, creeped out*
 
*8:37 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk walks infront of Zethar,he kicks him in the stiomach*
 
*Lurk:Quit toying around with them. You ridiculous fool.
 
*Zathar falls over,his shades fall off*
 
*8:38 Invader Jib Jaz:*is evidently furious*
 
*Jaz: *walks over to Zathar* YOU!
 
*8:38 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Urghh..good to see that I actually have a challenge now..instead of fighting wimy qsud.
 
*wimpy*
 
*Bid:WAit..does anyone hear the march of irken soldiers?
 
*They all hear the march of elites*
 
*8:39 Invader Jib Jaz: I dunno why they let you out of the filth pile in your sorry excuse for a dimension, but you ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW! *To Zathar*
 
*8:39 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Just in time...
 
*8:39 LIRLIR LIR: challenge?! I AGREE WITH JAZ!
 
*8:39 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:OOh..the fox has an attitude...
 
*Bid:Umm..guys...
 
*( Vex,can you come in now?
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:40 Invader Jib Jaz: FOX?! *Punches Zathar in the face*
 
*8:40 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar's face bleeds*
 
*Menqami gets in the way*
 
*Bid:STop! ZAthar! Leave the females alone! Let's just all get alone,alright?!@
 
*8:41 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ._.
 
*Menami: WHY can't you guys just GO BACK to your own dimension?!
 
*8:41 LIRLIR LIR: YOU REMIND ME OF BACTERIA!! *super punches Zathar in the face*
 
*Invader Jib has left the chat.
 
*Invader Jib has joined the chat.
 
*8:43 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:THe portal closed. The machine Zim is randomly closing and opening.
 
*8:43 LIRLIR LIR: You.. are things.. to be ignored... things.. to be pitied. You don't even belong in your own dimension..
 
*8:43 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:It could take hours before it reaches us..maybe even YEARS...
 
*Bid:I apologize for their behavior...
 
*Bid:Especially...Zathar's..
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:44 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Your "teeaching" isn't working.
 
*8:44 LIRLIR LIR: Hm. What are you? A nanny?
 
*8:44 Mysteriousjillguy ( Vex,can you come in now?
 
*Bid:I am sort of a mentor to Maz.
 
*8:45 Invader Jib ( I think Vex's wifi is being mean...)
 
*8:45 INVADER VEX (Perhaps. My chat is being SO glitchy.)
 
*(It is, yeha... SO MEAN...)
 
*yeah
 
*8:45 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:I usually don't get to see her often,I do missions for the tallest.
 
*8:45 INVADER VEX *a ship is heard docking with the station*
 
*8:45 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:My skills in killing and hunting are useful to them. I kill,they pay.
 
*Sevn:Ah..right on time..
 
*THe March of irken elites is heard again*
 
*8:46 INVADER VEX *The shadow of an Irken appears in the hallway*
 
*Sevn:*yells* DOWN HERe! IN THE TUNNEL!
 
*Bid runs up to Sevn* Bid:Why are you yelling-
 
*8:47 INVADER VEX *the Irken walks into the room, and is seen to be Vex*
 
*8:47 Mysteriousjillguy *An energy bullet hits Bid in the arm*
 
*Bid:AUGH!
 
*8:48 LIRLIR LIR: So. Yeah. We've got an overconfident robotic bug, his slutty friend, and a mentor..
 
*8:48 Mysteriousjillguy * It is revealed to be an elite where Vex is*
 
*A squad of elites are behind Vex,along with scientists*
 
*8:48 LIRLIR LIR: Basically, three pets.
 
*8:48 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:W-why..why did you do that..?
 
*8:49 Invader Jib Jaz: Bleh...more like three parasites.
 
*8:49 Mysteriousjillguy *A scientist shoots a green glowing sphere at Bid*
 
*8:49 LIRLIR LIR: Yeah.
 
*8:49 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Bid seems to be the only sane one...
 
*THe sphere engulfs him and becomes transparent,Bid is held inside it*
 
*Bid:Let me out this instant!
 
*8:50 LIRLIR LIR: Nerp.
 
*8:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Two more spheres hit Maz and ZAthar*
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:50 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:GUAGGhh! PEH<YOU CaN"T HOLD Me<FOOLS!
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar punches at the sphere rapidly,it has no effect*
 
*Maz:Wait! You can't do this to us!
 
*8:51 Invader Jib Jaz: Why not?
 
*8:51 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:What dd we do to you?!
 
*Lurk double facepalms*
 
*Kiz:If I were a planet,I would've hurled myself into a star by now.
 
*Sevn:Ah Vex.
 
*8:52 INVADER VEX Vex: Hello, Sevn.
 
*8:52 LIRLIR LIR: thousands of monies in damage.
 
*8:52 INVADER VEX Vex: You called? Who are these... Odd people?
 
*8:52 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I see you've finally come. I found these three mutants,I'd like to hold them on your plauge runner.
 
*8:53 INVADER VEX Vex: Hmm.... Hold them for what?
 
*8:53 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Due to the damages these creatures made..I cannot hold them myself..
 
*Sevn:I'm planning to experiment on them and then sell them to scientists for monies.
 
*Bid:No stop! Let us out!
 
*Sevn:SHUT UP,FRUITLOOPS!
 
*8:54 INVADER VEX Vex: What's in it for me, Sevn?
 
*8:54 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Hmmm
 
*Sevn:Monies.
 
*8:54 INVADER VEX Vex: No less than two thousand.
 
*8:55 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I will give you full experimentation on them while you hold them in your plauge runner while I fix these damages. Just as long as you keep them alive...
 
*8:55 INVADER VEX Vex: Deal.
 
*8:55 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 2:Wait..isn't that Lurk..? THe refugee criminal?
 
*A floating robot drone comes down the tunnel,it gives Vex three thousand monies*
 
*8:56 Invader Jib Elite 3: WE GOTTA TURN THAT GUY IN!
 
*8:56 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 1:Vex,permission to ARREST them?
 
*Lurk:Uh oh! That's our cue!
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*8:56 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk looks around quickly*
 
*8:56 Invader Jib Jaz: Wait..you're a criminal?
 
*8:57 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk's PAK opens up,a robotic tentacle comes out and whacks Bid's sphere shell*
 
*8:57 LIRLIR LIR: *zaps himself and Lurk into the LSD*
 
*8:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( the LSD portal is glitchy
 
*THe portal in LIR's head sparks*
 
*8:57 LIRLIR (K. )
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*8:57 Mysteriousjillguy *The shell shatters,the tentacle grabs bid*
 
*It throws Bid infront of Lurk*
 
*Lurk:USe YOUr FREAKy POWERS OR WHATEVEr! I"M NOT GOING TO THE LOONEY BIN!
 
*Bid nods,with no other option*
 
*8:58 Invader Jib Jaz: Traitor! He's freeing them!!!
 
*8:58 LIRLIR LIR: Muh.
 
*LIR: i don't like this..
 
*8:58 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid sticks his hand out,a shockwave emits from it,making the tunnel deeper*
 
*8:58 YourFavoriteFangirl (Aaaa-- I went brb for a few minutes what happened)
 
*(Agh! Sorry, my chat lagged!)
 
*(Um... My chat REALLY isn't working... You should just cut Vex from this... It isn't working...)
 
*8:59 Mysteriousjillguy ( BUt who will capture ZAthar and Maz?
 
*( Hmm..maybe ummm
 
*9:00 Invader Jib *Elites surround Lurk, and one of htem shoots Bid*
 
*9:00 INVADER VEX (I dunno... I guess I could try to troubleshoot...)
 
*9:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( Restarting browser?
 
*9:00 Invader Jib *them
 
*9:00 INVADER VEX (Yeah... Let me try... Can you pause?)
 
*9:00 Mysteriousjillguy *lurk's PAK tenetacle deflects the blast*
 
*( Ok. )
 
*9:00 INVADER VEX (BRB
 
*(Ok... Lemme see if that's any better...)
 
*9:02 Mysteriousjillguy ( Continue?
 
**Yeah.)
 
**Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
 
**9:03 Invader Jib Elite 4: *Slices the PAK leg with a knife*
 
**9:04 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Watching this in horror*.. STOP! STOP! *Runs up, jumping infront of Lurk*.. *Puts up a PSI shield*
 
**9:04 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid's boots glow,he runs down the tunnel quickly*
 
**9:04 Invader Jib Elite 5: Do you want to be arrested for assisting a criminal, maa'm?
 
**9:04 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk's jetpack activates* *Lurk blasts down the tunnel*
 
**9:04 Invader Jib Elite 5: Because if so, you'll lose everything.
 
**9:04 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk quickly grabs LIR as well*
 
**9:05 INVADER VEX Vex: True. Arrest them.
 
**9:05 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... You don't understand! He hasn't done anything wrong--
 
**9:05 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:How are doing that..?
 
**9:05 INVADER VEX Vex: Take them to the brig of my ship. We will interrogate them.
 
**9:05 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:I told you. I'm an experiment. Of course I'd have abilities.
 
**9:05 Invader Jib Elite 5: Abandoning a mission is treason, maa'm. *To Menami*
 
**9:05 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Looks at Vex, eyes wide*
 
**9:05 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid and Lurk have run down the tunnel,along with LIR*
 
**9:06 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Looks back at the Elite*.. He hasn't done anything else besides that! No harm to the empire!
 
**9:06 Invader Jib Elite 5: Makes no difference.
 
**9:06 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid is running at 20 mph*
 
**9:06 LIRLIR LIR: Gaurgh ... this is boring..
 
**9:06 Mysteriousjillguy *THey reach the end of the tunnel*
 
**9:06 Invader Jib Elite 5: By law, we have no choice to arrest him, and you, too, if you choose to assist him.
 
**9:06 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami; ....
 
**9:06 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid quickly points his gloves at the tunnel end,and blasts a hole through*
 
**9:07 INVADER VEX Vex: Get him!
 
**9:07 Mysteriousjillguy *THe hole leads into space*
 
**9:07 Invader Jib Jaz: ...Welp, he's dead.
 
**9:07 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:LIR! USE YOUR WEAPON MACHINE THINGY!
 
**Lurk:TO COVER THE HOLE!
 
**9:07 LIRLIR LIR: *covers hole*
 
**9:07 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid and Lurk's bubble helmets go over them*
 
**9:07 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Not knowing what else to do, looks at Lurk and LIR for help*
 
**9:07 INVADER VEX Vex: *crawls behind a table, pulling everyone he can reach there too*
 
**9:08 Mysteriousjillguy ( WE're in the tunnel..
 
**Sevn:NOO! THe 3rd one got away!
 
**Zathar:Hey! one eye! *SEvn looks at ZAthar*
 
**ZAthar:How about you just let me and my friend Maz go. You know..so I don't pound your skull in once I get out of this thing!
 
**INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
**9:09 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Looks at Lurk* You listen to me for a moment, okay?! *Quite scared, and shaking* I'm only doing this for you because you're a close friend.. otherwise, I wouldn't be risking my elite status..
 
**9:09 Mysteriousjillguy **Lurk is gone*
 
**9:09 YourFavoriteFangirl Menam: .. Ghk..
 
**9:10 Mysteriousjillguy *Along with Kiz*
 
**9:10 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. J-Jerk..
 
**9:10 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Where'd Kiz go..?
 
**Bid:I'm sorry,but didn't you forget my friend Menami?
 
**INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
**9:10 Mysteriousjillguy your*
 
**9:11 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ..W-Where'd...
 
**9:11 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Menami has a job. She's with the empire...
 
**9:11 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ..THE WHOLE REASON I DID THIS IS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT LURK!
 
**9:12 INVADER VEX Vex: Seize them. We need to get them to the interrogation room to see what charges they face.
 
**9:12 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Oh..I see...
 
*Bid,Lurk,and LIR are flosting in space outside the space station*
 
**9:12 LIRLIR LIR: How are we hearing each other in space?
 
**9:12 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:We'd better find a place to stay...
 
**Lurk:Cartoon logic.
 
**9:13 YourFavoriteFangirl (Is Menami outside, or still inside?)
 
**9:13 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Er...didn't you break something you're not supposed to.?
 
**9:13 Invader Jib (Erm..it's preferable to not have two perspectives, Lurk.)
 
**9:13 Mysteriousjillguy ( Inside. )
 
**INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
**9:13 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:I don't remember what it's called..
 
**Lurk:Forget that..
 
**INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
**9:14 INVADER VEX (Okay... Something is wrong with my internet... I need to fix this... BRB
 
**9:14 LIRLIR LIR: Actually, it's automatic wireless commlinks, Lurk..
 
**9:14 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:oh...
 
**(Fourth wall repaired.
 
**Lurk:See any planets nearby?
 
**9:14 LIRLIR LIR: In your suits.. (XD)
 
**9:14 Mysteriousjillguy *Bid looks around*
 
**9:15 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Looks down, seeing there's nothing else she can do*..
 
**9:15 LIRLIR LIR: *floats*
 
**9:15 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Only Vort...that place is crawling with Irkens..
 
**INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
**9:15 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:It looks like we'll have to stay near the station then.
 
**9:15 LIRLIR LIR: *his head starts to glow brightly*
 
**LIR: O.O
 
**9:16 Mysteriousjillguy *LUrk takes out standard irken space suit boots,they pull him towards the outside of the space station,he attaches to the metal ground*
 
*KIz pops out of his backpack* Kiz:Hi!
 
**Lurk:GAUGHh! KIZ! WHERE DId YOU COME FROM?!
 
**Kiz:I snuk in your backpack when the others were too busy talking about my stupid owner..
 
**Kiz:I also,have a plan...
 
**Lurk:Why should we trust you?
 
**9:17 LIRLIR LIR: AHH! *his head opens and a swirling green vortex emerges, drawing them in*
 
**Ametrineskies has joined the chat.
 
**9:17 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz:Because..this plan may help in your fugitive problem..
 
**9:17 Ametrineskies (*peekaboo*)
 
**9:17 YourFavoriteFangirl (Ahh, I dunno what to do right now until Vex comes back -- hi misty)
 
**9:17 Mysteriousjillguy ( Oh good,now Hunter can come in.
 
**9:17 Ametrineskies (she sent me lol)
 
**9:17 LIRLIR (HI MISTY*
 
**9:18 Ametrineskies (**Lies*)
 
**9:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( Hunter can come in through the LSD
 
**9:18 Ametrineskies (...:U)
 
**9:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( LIR Storage Dimension
 
**9:18 Ametrineskies (You can not tell me who to bring lol)
 
**(..lol lsd)
 
**9:18 Invader Jib (Blaaah LSD travel is too easy)
 
**9:18 LIRLIR LIR: GURAAAAAAAAGHHH *they get sucked into the LSD*
 
**9:18 YourFavoriteFangirl (guuuuise)
 
**9:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( I thought you were going to be hunter? We're doing the rP about the mary sues.
 
**9:18 YourFavoriteFangirl (idk what to do until vex comes back, srsly XD)
 
**9:18 LIRLIR (It's full of monsters, dude.)
 
**9:18 Ametrineskies (Im using Zik this time Ha haaa)
 
**9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( But..but...
 
**9:19 Ametrineskies (No. No. :U)
 
**9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( PLOT-DESTROYED
 
**9:19 Ametrineskies (..._.)
 
**(I didnt even join the rp.)
 
**9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( *sonic advance gameover*
 
**9:19 YourFavoriteFangirl (... HOW)
 
**9:19 Ametrineskies (HOW THE *HECK IS THE PLOT DESTROYED IF I DIDNT EVEN JOIN!?
 
**(EXPLAIN IT, PLOTBOY.)
 
**9:19 LIRLIR LIR: *gets up, they are in a flat field with huge holes in it*
 
**9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( *sub plot
 
**( You said you were going to be hunter...
 
**9:19 Invader Jib (Lurk, did you really have a huge plan for a potential character appearance? That's kinda sad ._.)
 
**9:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( I meant sub plot...
 
**9:19 Ametrineskies (YEAH, its called changing my mind. Youre making me want to leave now)
 
**9:20 Mysteriousjillguy ( Well..okay..we can be zik..ehh..it's your choice of course..not to get you angry...
 
**you*
 
**9:20 LIRLIR LIR: What!.. Oh . Guys, stay very, very dim
 
**9:20 Ametrineskies (<<...)
 
**9:20 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:?
 
**9:20 LIRLIR *still
 
**9:20 Ametrineskies (Dont plan things for me.)
 
**(Its my character and Ill do whatever I want with Hunter and Zik.)
 
**9:21 Invader Jib (Erm..do we have to have the LSD in this? It kinda ignores the rest of the RP..)
 
**9:21 Mysteriousjillguy ( You said you were going to be hunter..I was just telling you a way HUnter can come in...
 
**9:21 LIRLIR LIR: We're standing on a dracohelmis nest..
 
**9:21 Mysteriousjillguy ( The LSD can be featured for a short period of time,I was planning for them to go back to the station...
 
**9:21 LIRLIR (Yeah, Jib.)
 
**9:22 Ametrineskies (Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah D<
 
**9:22 Invader Jib (Can they just go back to the station? I can't do anything till they leave..)
 
*(Im doing what I waaaant D<
 
*9:22 LIRLIR (Don't be so whiny ...)
 
*9:22 Mysteriousjillguy ( Well,Vex isn't here yet..
 
*( isn't back*
 
*9:22 Invader Jib (Well, it's kinda writing me out! Also, LIR, you whine ALL THE TIME)
 
*9:22 Mysteriousjillguy ( Let's not start any fights...
 
*9:22 Invader Jib (I was just saying.)
 
*9:23 LIRLIR (Yup. I do.. )
 
*9:23 Mysteriousjillguy ( This'll catch you up Misty [http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/THE_DAY_THE_MULTIVERSE_WAS_STOOPID THE DAY THE MULTIVERSE WAS STOOPID]
 
*9:23 Ametrineskies (...*prepares for tl;dr
 
*9:23 Mysteriousjillguy (
 
*( Seriously? tl;dr?
 
*INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
 
*9:24 INVADER VEX Back
 
*9:24 LIRLIR LIR: Umm. Uhh.
 
*9:24 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:What is a..dracohelmis..?
 
*9:24 INVADER VEX (My wifi is really making this hard, so don't be too surprised if I just leave all of the sudden...)
 
*9:24 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I haven't been in the LSD for a long time LIR...
 
*9:25 LIRLIR LIR: A giant, scaly, fire breathing worm..
 
*9:25 YourFavoriteFangirl (veeex)
 
*9:25 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:0.0
 
*Lurk:Oh..no...
 
*9:25 YourFavoriteFangirl (dooo sommethiing, idk what to do with meanmi right now XD)
 
*(*menami)
 
*9:25 Mysteriousjillguy Bid:Can you open up that portal now?
 
*9:25 Ametrineskies (I obviously cant focus on this and the story, Im not good at that o-o
 
*9:25 Mysteriousjillguy ( We can go back to Vex with a "meanwhile*
 
*9:25 LIRLIR LIR: And.. well.. that transport was involuntary..
 
*9:25 Invader Jib (Yeah..your writing out like three or four people, Lurk and LIR >_> It's kinda rude)
 
*9:26 INVADER VEX (Mhm)
 
*9:26 LIRLIR LIR
 
*(FiN)
 
*Meanwhile...
 
*9:26 Mysteriousjillguy *Meanwhile,back in the tunnel on Sevn's station*
 
*ZAthar:You guys better let me out,dudes! Or I'm like gonna go crazy on all of YOUUUUUUU.
 
*Maz:Zathar..what the heck..?
 
*Zathar:Heh,just foolin around...
 
*9:27 INVADER VEX Vex: Alright, the rest of you come with me. Elites, take them to the brig of the plague runner.
 
*9:27 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Anyway,you guys better let me out.
 
*Elites carry Zathar and Maz in the green spheres*
 
*9:28 INVADER VEX Vex: That isn't going to happen.
 
*9:28 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I'll stay here and repair these damages...
 
*9:28 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Sighing, given up without a fight*
 
*9:28 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:*sighs*
 
*9:28 INVADER VEX Vex: *leads the group into the plague runner, and leads them into an elevator*
 
*9:28 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... i'm worthless... *antennae droop*
 
*9:29 Ametrineskies Zik: *quickly teleports next to Menami* Menami?? *worried, upsetted look.. but quickly gets into a brave looking position*
 
*9:29 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:WHO IS THAT?!
 
*9:29 Invader Jib Jaz: What the heck?
 
*9:29 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Hmm...
 
*9:29 YourFavoriteFangirl Menam: .. Z-ZIK!
 
*9:29 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:*runs to the plauge runner*
 
*Sevn:ANOTHER SPECIMEN! *licks lips*
 
*An elite pushes Sevn back*
 
*9:29 INVADER VEX Vex: What the- Okay, Sevn, okay. Get in the elevator.
 
*9:29 Ametrineskies Zik: ..*stares into her eyes*.. Whats going on..
 
*9:29 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Screams at Sevn* NO! NO!
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 3:Sorry sir,but you can't aboard the plauge runner.
 
*9:30 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*stares at the others*..
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:But..why..?
 
*9:30 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*rolls eyes and stares at Menami*.. Whats going on?!
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 3:Uhh...umm...
 
*9:30 INVADER VEX Vex: Get in Sevn.
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 4:Go aheaad and enter..
 
*9:30 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... what do you think, ik. *Head hangs low*
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 3*whispers* He creeps me out.
 
*9:30 YourFavoriteFangirl *Zik
 
*9:30 Ametrineskies Zik: ..I really have no clue.
 
*9:30 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 4 nods slowly*
 
*9:30 INVADER VEX Vex: *makes the elevator go down to the brig*
 
*9:31 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn takes out a control panel,he sets it to auto repair*
 
*9:31 LIRLIR *Somewhere, Xisenin is watching this through a portable security camera, carrying a jealous look*
 
*9:31 Ametrineskies (Internet is being a butt to Miz, pause it
 
*9:31 INVADER VEX (Ok.)
 
*(m*whistles*
 
*( Doo dee doo do..sometimes life is like a box o chocolates..doo..dee doo..DOO...DODO
 
*( Chocolate
 
*9:32 INVADER VEX (Okaay...)
 
*9:33 LIRLIR (Life like a dead bunny covered in maggots and coated with chocolate.. )
 
*YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.
 
*9:33 INVADER VEX (Agreed,)
 
*9:33 YourFavoriteFangirl (Im back DX)
 
*9:33 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yus!
 
*9:34 INVADER VEX (Ok. Les continue)
 
*9:34 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Holding back showing any signs of breaking*..
 
*9:35 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 3:Sir,what about..erm...this..strange teleporting irken..?
 
*9:35 Ametrineskies Zik: ..*wraps arms around her, holding her tight*..
 
*9:35 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 4:I say we kill it. It could be from another dimension,like Maz!
 
*9:35 INVADER VEX Vex: *opens a cell door, gesturing for them to get in* Well it can do what it may, soldier.
 
*9:35 Ametrineskies Zik: ..*antennae twitches*..
 
*9:35 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Screams*: NO!
 
*9:35 INVADER VEX Vex: It isn't a criminal, is it.
 
*9:35 LIRLIR Xisenin: RRGHH *teleports into the nearbY shadows and glares at Zik*
 
*9:36 INVADER VEX *the group gets in the cell*
 
*9:36 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*sits up and looks at her*.. I'll get you outta here.. Wherever we are. Or whatever's happening.
 
*Zik: ...Alright, Menni?
 
*9:36 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 4:No,but it looks like a mutant..
 
*9:36 INVADER VEX Vex: Menami, please come with me. Make your friend stay here.
 
*9:36 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ...
 
*9:36 Mysteriousjillguy ( VEx,is Menami being interrogated now?
 
*9:36 INVADER VEX (Mhm)
 
*9:36 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Haha NO! ..Im staying with HER at all times.
 
*9:36 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... Yes sir.. *Follows after Vex, trying to hold back anymore screaming or tears*
 
*9:36 LIRLIR Xisenin: What about that Lurk person she likes, Zik?
 
*9:37 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*ignores, following her*
 
*9:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Elites, hold him. Menami, come with me.
 
*9:37 LIRLIR Xisenin: *follows *
 
*9:37 Ametrineskies Zik: No!! Im STAYING WITH HER, I wont let you do ANYTHING
 
*9:37 INVADER VEX Vex: No harm will come to her. You may watch from outside the room.
 
*9:38 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Im staying next to her. *COLD glare*...
 
*9:38 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 4:LOok at it's clothes..it loks..Earth like...
 
*9:38 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ....
 
*9:38 Mysteriousjillguy looks*
 
*9:38 INVADER VEX Vex: No, I'm afraid you will be waiting out here, one way or another.
 
*9:38 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*wearing a red hoodie and toreup jeans and sneakersXD*
 
*9:38 Invader Jib Elite 5: Those are totally human clothes! Absolutely! I think...
 
*9:38 Ametrineskies Zik: .....
 
*9:38 INVADER VEX Vex: Guards, restrain him.
 
*9:38 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*hisses loudly* Dont touch me!
 
*9:38 LIRLIR Xisenin: *teleports across, smiles at Zik, and follows Menami*
 
*9:38 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Mmm...I'd love to see if I can get inside her...
 
*9:39 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*stares at Xisenin*
 
*9:39 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:To disect her,of course!
 
*him
 
*HIM
 
*9:39 INVADER VEX Vex: *walks into the room with Menami, and locks it on the inside*
 
*9:39 Mysteriousjillguy *HIM FORGOTHEWASABOY,HIM
 
*9:39 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Looks up at Vex*..
 
*9:39 Mysteriousjillguy (Totallynotfilthyjokethere)
 
*9:39 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*attempts to shoot Sevn with a star-shaped bullet*
 
*9:39 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:!
 
*9:40 LIRLIR Xisenin: *is on the wall behind Vex*
 
*9:40 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:*grumbles*
 
*9:40 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .... Your face is familiar. ... Is that why you seem to know my name with an introduction...?
 
*9:40 Ametrineskies Zik: ..*watching Menami.. and then the rest carefully.. very suspicious*
 
*9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: I am Invader Vex. Now, Menami, if you answer these questions, your charges will be dropped. If not, you will be charged for treason.
 
*9:40 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ...
 
*Menami: .. *Nods*.. Alright.
 
*9:40 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Wait..I think Menami is in league with the fugitive!
 
*9:41 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Someone answer me. Why is this happening, what's going on?
 
*9:41 Invader Jib Jaz: *Watches the interrogation from the outside,for some reason intently*
 
*9:41 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:THey seem familar with each other!
 
*9:41 LIRLIR Xisenin: Don't worry, girl. The sentence isn't that bad..
 
*9:41 INVADER VEX Vex: Do you know where the fugitive Lurk is? Or the escaped alternate?
 
*9:41 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn*cough* LOOONEY BIN *cough*
 
*9:41 Invader Jib Jaz: she could have just known him BEFORE he was a criminal, though...
 
*9:41 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Hmm..true..
 
*9:41 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *Shakes head* I do not know where he went. Honestly.
 
*9:41 Mysteriousjillguy ZAthar:Can you all just shut up and let me and my girl out?
 
*9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: No. Shut it.
 
*9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:QUIET! You RAT!
 
*9:42 Ametrineskies Zik: ..... *mutters*: I'll get you outta here, Menni.
 
*9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:And me too? Right human hybrid irken thing?
 
*9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: Now Menami, do you know anything about that male Irken out there? Who is he.
 
*9:42 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Speakin to me? *stares at Zarthar*..
 
*9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:If you let me out,I'll give you a kiss.
 
*9:42 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. Which one? *Looks out at them*..
 
*9:42 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:C'mon boy. I know you want me.
 
*9:43 LIRLIR Xisenin: He's her luuuuv :3
 
*9:43 Ametrineskies Zik: ...o-O
 
*9:43 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:What about me Maz?
 
*9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: The one with the red shirt. He seems to be your friend.
 
*9:43 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:THis new male is better.
 
*Zathar grumbles angrily*
 
*9:43 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Name's Zik.
 
*9:43 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Wait....
 
*9:43 LIRLIR Xisenin: *looks at Menami*
 
*9:43 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .....
 
*9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: Zik, huh? Where are you from and why are you here, Zik?
 
*9:44 Ametrineskies Zik: I may have a totes hot bod, but aint no one else getting it but a special girl. ... And Im here because Im CONCERNED about her.
 
*9:44 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Keeps silent for a minute, listening*
 
*9:44 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:Oh shut up you flirtatious flick ball! You've been trying to seduce us all by day one!
 
*9:44 LIRLIR Xisenin: He's her love..., Vex.
 
*9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: Yes, yes, but where are you from?
 
*9:44 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:I think Zik isn't a normal irken Vex...
 
*9:44 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Well, I was born here on Irk. Moved to Earth a few years ago ...
 
*9:44 INVADER VEX *to Zik*
 
*9:45 Ametrineskies Zik: Problem? *crosses arms*
 
*9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn: Possibly another dimension...
 
*9:45 INVADER VEX There are no records of you in the Plague Runner data banks...
 
*9:45 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Exactly. *smirks*
 
*9:45 INVADER VEX Vex:*
 
*9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Sevn:He's from another world! I knew it!
 
*9:45 Ametrineskies Zik: Actually.. no.
 
*9:45 LIRLIR Xisenin: *nods to Zik*
 
*9:45 INVADER VEX Vex: Then where?
 
*9:45 Ametrineskies Zik: ....... Im not recorded anywhere.
 
*9:45 Mysteriousjillguy Elite 3:I KNEW It! ANOTHER DIMENSIOn! PERMISSION TO KILL SIR?!
 
*9:46 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Im from here.
 
*9:46 Invader Jib Jaz: Erm...who cares if she is, anyway? Does it matter?
 
*he, not she
 
*9:46 Ametrineskies Zik: ...But Im not recorded because Im a low-rank Irken, of course.
 
*9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Maz...you're cheating on me..?
 
*9:46 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *HISSES at the third Elite*
 
*9:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Elites, lead her to an escape pod.
 
*9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Well umm..yeah,pretty much. You're old news ZAthar...
 
*9:46 INVADER VEX *him
 
*9:46 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Zik is the new hotness.
 
*9:46 LIRLIR Xisenin: Ooh. Protective. I like that..
 
*9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Um.
 
*9:47 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar growls*
 
*9:47 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ....
 
*9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Are you hittin on me?
 
*9:47 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *DEATH stares at Maz*
 
*9:47 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:Precisely,you hunk...
 
*9:47 INVADER VEX Vex: EVERYONE, SHUT UP.
 
*9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: Looook, my sweet booty is reserved for someone else..
 
*9:47 Mysteriousjillguy MAz winks at Miz*
 
*9:47 LIRLIR Xisenin: The stupid mutant is..
 
*9:47 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:NO,YOU ALL SHUT UP!
 
*9:47 INVADER VEX Vex: *takes out a laser whip* Silence, everyone!
 
*9:47 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: !!..
 
*9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: ...
 
*9:48 Invader Jib Jaz: OKAY, OKAY! PEOPLE, CALM THE IRK DOWN! NOBODY IS GETTING KILLED, NOBODY IS GETTING ARRESTED!
 
*9:48 Mysteriousjillguy *ZAthar drills with his SIR unit arms,he starts to spin inside the sphere*
 
*9:48 LIRLIR Xisenin: *just floats and sits on Vex's head*
 
*9:48 INVADER VEX Vex: Now. All you other dimensional people will be sent to a control brain. Zik, you will get off my ship now.
 
*9:48 Ametrineskies Zik: ...No.
 
*9:49 Mysteriousjillguy *THe sphere bursts open,Zathar appears as a red and black blurry sphere spinning at high speeds,he flys into Zik*
 
*9:49 INVADER VEX *Vex whips him*
 
*9:49 Ametrineskies Zik: ..!! *rammed into, then whipped* AAHK!
 
*9:49 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar grabs Zik*
 
*9:49 Ametrineskies Zik: H-HEY!?
 
*9:49 Invader Jib Jaz: Hey! Careful with that thing! *To Vex*
 
*9:49 INVADER VEX *he whips Zathar, not Zik
 
*9:49 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar takes out a pistol and holds it to her head*
 
*9:49 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Looks down again, bursts into tears* ..*Feeling HORRIBLE she can't do anything*
 
*9:49 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar's spider legs come out,aimmed at Zik*
 
*9:49 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*eyes widen*
 
*9:50 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Maz! Tell me you love me again! Or I'll blow his brains out!
 
*9:50 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Look, I dont want any trouble.
 
*Zik: .....
 
*9:50 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. *SCREAMS at Zathar* YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM, FREAK!
 
*9:50 LIRLIR Xisenin: *smirks as this happens, then decides to help*
 
*9:50 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:If you don't...I'll kill your new "crush". You'll have no choice but to love ME!
 
*9:50 INVADER VEX Vex: *whips the gun out of his hand*
 
*9:50 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*gathers his energy and starts shooting a barrage of bullets to Zathar*
 
*9:50 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: DON"T HARM MY FRIENDS!
 
*9:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar's spider legs thrust into Zik's arm*
 
*9:50 Ametrineskies Zik: *gasps, stops shooting*..
 
*9:51 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: .. !!!!
 
*9:51 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:GURAGGHH! *hit by the bullets,his spider legs tear out*
 
*9:51 Ametrineskies Zik: *SCREECHES.. then slowly gets up, covering his arm*..
 
*9:51 Mysteriousjillguy *Zathar hits a wall,his spider legs drip with irken blood*
 
*9:51 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *RUNS out of the room* .. *BANGS at the door, screaming, wanting to KILL Zarthar and protect Zik*
 
*9:51 LIRLIR Xisenin: OK PEOPLE'S, I'D LIKE TO SAY THREE WORDS¡
 
*9:51 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:o_o
 
*9:51 INVADER VEX Vex: *takes out two Tesseract handguns and puts one to Zik's head and one to Zathar's*
 
*9:51 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:*mind* THis is getting out of hand...
 
*9:51 Ametrineskies Zik: ..*glares at Vex*
 
*9:51 YourFavoriteFangirl (aahhhthefirstpartofmysentence was a typo)
 
*9:52 Invader Jib Jaz: Come on..I..urgh..*Coves her face with her hand, feeling like she has to do something*
 
*9:52 Ametrineskies Zik: Dont even..try it.
 
*9:52 Invader Jib Jaz: Come on, can't you just leave the teleporting guy alone?
 
*To Vex
 
*9:52 Mysteriousjillguy Zathar:Hm..looks like I learned a cool new move.
 
*9:52 LIRLIR Xisenin: *floats the pistols up into the air*
 
*9:52 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Looks at Vex* LEMME OUT, PLEASE!
 
*9:52 Mysteriousjillguy *ZAthar drills again,he turns into a black and red sphere*
 
*9:52 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*slowly stares at Zathar*
 
*9:53 Mysteriousjillguy *He bounces off the walls at high speeds*
 
*Zathar:THhis. Is. Sweet!
 
*Zathar becomes faster,a whirrring noise is heard*
 
*9:53 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*tempted to shoot him with a spellcard*
 
*9:53 Mysteriousjillguy *ZAtar goes through a wall*
 
*9:54 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ...... *Looks at Zik, anguished*..
 
*9:54 Ametrineskies Zik: *looks at Menami*
 
*9:54 Mysteriousjillguy *ZAthar is drilling through the walls of the plauge runner*
 
*INVADER VEX has left the chat.
 
*9:54 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:ERmm..uh...
 
*Maz:Heh..errr
 
*Maz:I love you Zathar! A..heh..heh.. .-.
 
*9:55 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Slowly sits back down*
 
*9:55 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz looks at Menami*
 
*9:55 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*stares at Maz* First off... I dont like you. And I will use a Spark.
 
*9:55 Invader Jib Jaz: *Is sweating now* Ugh...I..Erhm..*leans against a wall*
 
*9:55 Ametrineskies Zik: SECOND.. Im not a mutant, darnit
 
*9:55 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ... *Clearly in more pain than anyone else in this room*
 
*9:55 Mysteriousjillguy Maz:*mind* This is gettting serious...
 
*Maz:*mind* Perhaps I really am a brat...
 
*Maz puts her head down,sulking*
 
*9:56 Ametrineskies Zik: And THIRD... My name is ZIK. Remember it, because ... yeah. *smirks*
 
*9:56 Mysteriousjillguy *Maz turns aroundand looks at the floor*
 
*( Can we do LIR's perspective now?
 
*9:57 Invader Jib (Can't they just come back?)
 
*9:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( I'd like to bring them to the plauge runnner...
 
*9:57 YourFavoriteFangirl (Guys..?)
 
*9:57 Invader Jib (Only you and LIR have a role in that, Lurk..just have them teleported there.)
 
*9:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( ? )
 
*9:57 YourFavoriteFangirl (Can you um.. pause the rp?)
 
*9:57 Ametrineskies (Hrmmm??)
 
*9:57 YourFavoriteFangirl (...I kinda have to go..)
 
*9:57 Ametrineskies (...)
 
*9:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( ? For the day?!
 
*9:57 Ametrineskies (*shoots self* :I)
 
*9:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( FFFFFFFFF-
 
*9:57 YourFavoriteFangirl (Yeah.. Im sorry)
 
*(Ill see you all tomorrow.)
 
*9:58 Invader Jib ( Bye)
 
*9:58 LIRLIR (BYE)
 
*9:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( END OF RP music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUDkxv0FbQ
 
*9:58 LIRLIR Now what?!
 
*9:58 Mysteriousjillguy KINg NARK?
 
*YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
 
*9:58 Mysteriousjillguy WE were almost finished..
 
*9:59 LIRLIR YUZ
 
*WE were almost finished..
 
*9:59 LIRLIR YUZ
 
*Ametrineskies has left the chat.
 
*9:59 Mysteriousjillguy Kiz is going to create one of the most useful inventions in all of history..
 
*10:00 LIRLIR Don'T we need Vex?
 
*10:00 Invader Jib Yeah, we do..
 
*10:00 Mysteriousjillguy THE SUE-NON SUE TRANSFORMIRIZER-3000!
 
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