When Maz, an arrogant, selfish, and stupid, yet adored Irken from another dimension comes to visit Sevn's research station, her annoying personality is dealt with in some rather harsh ways. Sevn,Mario,Lurk, and Zeerk now have to find a way to get rid of her.
1:57Long TimeMario: *his eyes widen, looking at Lurk* ...
1:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:What?
1:57Long TimeMario: ..
1:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:I needed a cosplay costume.
1:57Long TimeMario: What did we do last night?
Mario: Or day, or whatever.
1:58Mysteriousjillguy
A closet door opens,Zeerk falls out, with a lampshade on his head,wearing handcuffs*
1:58Long TimeHatbot: *disturbed, still staring at them*
1:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:WH
Zeerk:WHERE AM I?!
1:58Long TimeMario: ...
1:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...And why is Lurk wearing Mario's pants and shirt?
1:59Long TimeMario: ......
1:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Eh
Space bugs crawl around the motel room*
Mold grows on the walls*
1:59Long TimeHatbot: Whaaaat? No! Lurk just did a creepy cosplay as you.
2:00Mysteriousjillguy( yeh
2:00Long Time(i thought you meant the rp
(rip
2:00Mysteriousjillguy( notice how zeerk was wearing handcuffs-
2:00Long Time(we'll just edit it out hen
then*)Mysteriousjillguy
(fetishfuel
2:00Long TimeHatbot: Aaaaand some other stuff..
Hatbot: ANYWAYS, can we go home now?
2:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:ANYWAYS,I needed your help Mario
Lurk:I need Sevn to repair my toaster and the LSD has been glitching n stuff lately so I need you to fly me to his space station n stuff
*Lurk takes out a toaster*
Zeerk:Why do you need a toaster again?
Lurk:SOMETHINGS GOTTA TOAST THAT FRESH SOFT BREAD
Zeerk:..Nevermind
2:03Long TimeMario: Lurk, we're in somewhere I don't know, and I can barely remember anything from yesterday.
Mario: We'll have to get a taxi... oooor something.
2:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well first we drank some strawberry flavored beer-
Zeerk:DONT WANNA KNOW.
*zeerk opens the motel room door*
*A bunch of slug looking aliens slither down the hall*
Zeerk:Lets just go fix his stupid toaster or whatever
Zeerk:Hopefully Menami's there for some reason
2:05Long TimeMario: Oh yeaah.. I forgot you uh like.. yeah whatever.
2:05Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk walks out the room,still wearing Mario's clothes*
2:05Long TimeHatbot: Yeah let's get out of here!
Mario: Lurk.
2:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:?
2:05Long TimeMario: My clothes...
Lurk:Oh right
Lurk:*Grabs a towel and wipes unidentified stains off of it*
Lurk:There
*Lurk walks down the hallway*
2:06Long TimeMario: .......
2:06Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk's clothes is in the pile next to the bed*
*Later,outside the space motel,in a space taxi*
*Lurk is in his clothes,sitting in the backseat*
Driver:Where to?
Lurk:PLANET VORT!
2:08Long TimeHatbot: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!
2:08MysteriousjillguyDriver:That'll be 400 monies.
Lurk:THATS RIDICULOUS
Lurk:Mario,pay him.
2:09Long TimeMario: *Sigh*..
2:09MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*sighs,looking out the window*
2:09Long TimeMario: *pays the Driver*
2:09Mysteriousjillguy*The driver eats some of the money for no reason and begins driving*
*zeerk looks outside the window,graffiti is above him on the ceiling reading "ZIM WUZ HERE"*
*A shooting star flies by*
Zeerk:Hey uh..Mario..?
2:10Long TimeMario: Yes?
2:11Mysteriousjillguy( mouse
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( THE DAY THE MULTIVERSE WAS STOOPID
( quik
( reccorddd
2:11Long Time(wait
(i thought you were recording
Mysteriousjillguy( it stops at " Hatbot: Whaaaat? No! Lurk just did a creepy cosplay as you. 2:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( yeh 2:00 Long Time (i thought you meant the rp (rip 2:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( notice how zeerk was wearing handcuffs- 2:00 Long Time (we'll just edit it out hen then*) "
2:26Long TimeHatbot: Oh HEY! It's that big headed science guy that's like Vex but dumber!
2:26MysteriousjillguySevn:I AM NOT LIKE VEX!
2:26Long TimeHatbot: Uhhhhh, yeeeah you are.
2:27MysteriousjillguySevn: I AM SEVN! One of the GREATEST irken scientists in the GALAXY! Former student of the famous KLUMZ! One of the greatest scientists to ever LIVE!
Lurk:I didnt know plums could do science!
2:28Long TimeHatbot: Klumz?
2:28MysteriousjillguySevn: It's KLUMZ
2:28Long TimeHatbot: *Giggling* THAT'S A HILARIOUS NAME!
2:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Speaking of fruit,I sure could go for some cherry soda right now.
2:28MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh sure its in the cafeteria-
2:28Long TimeKLUMZ*
2:29Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk runs to the hangar entrance,looking for the cafeteria*
Sevn:HEY WAIT-
Zeerk:Uh..I'll make sure he doesnt blow anything up.
Lurk walks into a large room filled with cells*
Lurk:Huh? I dont remember this room.
Sevn:*Runs into the room*
Sevn:THERE you are!
Sevn:You're NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE-
2:30Long TimeMario: *following*
2:30MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Huh?
Zeerk:*Walks into the room* Whats this?
2:30Long TimeMario: Uhhhh... what IS this room?
2:31Mysteriousjillguy
The cells are closed with purple hardlight doors*
Sevn:Grggh..fine
Sevn:Its where I keep my...
Sevn:...Experiments
Lurk:OH BOY!
Cravitus has left the chat.
2:32Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk walks up to a cell,putting his face on it*
2:32Long Time(krebbb
2:32Mysteriousjillguy
A hideous alien beast roars at the cell door*
Lurk:AH!
Lurk backs up*
2:33Long Time(was kreb gonna come in
2:33Mysteriousjillguy( later
2:33Long Time(how later
2:33Mysteriousjillguy( after maz escapes
2:33Long TimeMario: Sevn... what is all... this?
2:34MysteriousjillguySevn: I've been doing experiments on lifeforms from random planets. I'm uh..working on a research project.
2:34Long TimeHatbot: So you ARE like Vex!
2:34MysteriousjillguySevn:I AM NOT LIKE VEX!
2:34Long TimeHatbot: YES YOU ARE
2:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Although I wish I was..
2:35Long TimeHatbot: YOU'RE-- wait what.
Hatbot: That's weird man.
2:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Grggh..Vex is in charge of all the high tier science stuff..
2:35Long TimeHatbot: You're weird, man.
Hatbot: Weird.
Hatbot: Weirdooo
Hatbot: WEIRDO
2:36MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm stuck in this station with low quality technology and limited resources while that....NARCISSISTIC SHOW OFF gets his own ship and assistants.
Cravitus has joined the chat.
2:36Mysteriousjillguy
Zeerk walks over to a red cell, what appears to be a human looking silhouette is in it*
Zeerk:..? Whats in this cell?
Sevn:Oh uh..its a ..rare specimen I caught a few weeks ago. Extremely dangerous.
Sevn:Dont touch it.
2:37Cravitus(it'saclownnnn
2:37MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Backs up from the cell a bit*
2:37Cravitus(brbmuststealth
2:37Long Time(it's that clown from the date rp
(he's everywhere, man
2:38Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk looks at another cell,and a clown stares at Lurk through the cell*
Lurk:*looks disturbed*
Clown:*stares with a blank expression*
Lurk:*Sweats,looking around nervously*
Clown:*Grunts*
Lurk:Lets go to the mess hall...
Lurk walks out of the room,horrified*
Zeerk follows*
Cravitus has left the chat.
2:39Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn follows them,grumbling*
2:39Long TimeMario: *follows*
Hatbot: Hey Vex, how do you find this stuff fun?
2:39Mysteriousjillguy
The human-esque silhouette in the cell begins to glow pink,a smile forms on her face filled with sharp teeth*
2:40Long TimeHatbot: This looks like reaaaaaaaaaally REAAAAAAAAALLY BORING stuff.
Cravitus has joined the chat.
2:40MysteriousjillguySevn:My name is SEVN,you hunk of scrap metal.
2:40Long TimeHatbot: Who?
Hatbot: OHHH THAT'S RIGHT
Hatbot: You're not Vex!
2:40MysteriousjillguySevn:...Would you mind if I used the hat robot for an experiment?
2:40Long TimeHatbot: Sorry, Jib.
2:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
Sevn:...
2:40Long TimeMario: Yes actually, I would mind.
2:41MysteriousjillguySevn:*Grinds teeth and clenches fists*
Lurk sits at a lunch table,drinking cherry soda*
2:41Long TimeHatbot: JIBBY
Hatbot: What's wrong?
2:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why is there a mess hall but you're the only one who lives here?
2:41Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Jib?
2:41MysteriousjillguySevn:..Klumz and his assistants used to work here..
2:41Long TimeHatbot: Waaait wait
2:42MysteriousjillguySevn:But then...IT HAPPENED..a terrible accident in which-
2:42Long TimeHatbot: Since when did Jib have a freaking SPACE station!?
2:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:mmhmm. Yeah. Sounds great
Lurk slurps soda*
Sevn:*Grumbles*
Sevn:I'd throw you all out of the airlock but then I'd get charged with murder.
Zeerk:I didnt do anything
2:43Long TimeHatbot: Goes to show you... Jib is a pretty complicated individual.
Hatbot: I bet he owns a fast food restaurant too
2:43MysteriousjillguySevn: YOU'RE WEARING A BLUE SWEATER THINGY THAT LOOKS UGLY,YOU'RE THE WORST OF THE GROUP
2:43Long TimeHatbot: With extra spaghetti!
2:43MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Looks at clothes*
2:44Long TimeMario: Sevn, shut up.
2:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oooh I bet he owns his own ship! What was it,the disease runner or something?
2:44Long TimeMario: You're ugly. His sweater isn't.
2:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:And maybe he has his own supernatural ability! LIKE CONTROLING SHADOWS
Lurk:And his own long lost girlfriend that was killed by space pirates!
2:44Long TimeHatbot: Oooh OHHH, MAYBE HE'S FRIENDS WITH THAT ONE DARN SPACE CAT!
Hatbot: Jib! JIB!
Hatbot: Jib tell us!
2:45MysteriousjillguySevn:*sigh* Let me see the toaster.
2:45Long TimeHatbot: Is it true, jib?
2:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:What toaster?
2:45Long TimeHatbot: *pokes Sevn* JIBBBBB
Hatbot: JUBBBJIBJUBJBUBJBBIBJBBBBB
2:45MysteriousjillguySevn:...The toaster you asked me to fix
Sevn's antennae twitch*
Lurk:Oh yeah. I actually lied. I have a bunch of weapons that need to be fixed.
Lurk takes out a bunch of broken weapons*
Sevn:....
2:46Long TimeMario: Oh. Well that's better...
2:46Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn takes out a communicator*
2:46Long TimeMario: Now it won't be such a massive waste of time.
Hatbot: Ohhh, I'm sorry.
2:46MysteriousjillguySevn:Hello? Law enforcement?
2:46Long TimeHatbot: You're not Jib..
Hatbot: YOU'RE MENAMI!
Hatbot: HOW'S IT GOING MENAMI?
2:46MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHO LURK IS?!
Sevn: HE'S COMMITED SEVERAL CRIMES
Sevn: NO THIS ISNT A PRANK CALL!
The communicator hangs up*
Sevn:HELLO?
Sevn:HELLO?!
2:47Long TimeHatbot: Menami, they hung up.
2:47MysteriousjillguySevn:....*Grumbles*
Sevn:*Cusses in irken under breath*
2:48Long TimeHatbot: *pokes Sevn*
2:48Mysteriousjillguy
Suddenly the lights begin to flicker,and the station shakes*
Zeerk:?
2:48Long TimeHatbot: I'm really bored, can you do something fun?
2:48MysteriousjillguySevn:Lurk..did you do something?
2:48Long TimeMario: Uhhh..?
2:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:No. Not this time
Sevn:*Glares*
Computer:CELL 034 HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
Computer:INTIATING PROTOCOL NUMBER 34-
The power goes out*
Lurk:...Uh...
A loud banging noise is heard*
Lurk takes out a flashlight*
Lurk:Oh good I took out a flashlight this time instead of-
2:51Long Time(cell 34 huh-
2:51Mysteriousjillguy
A crashing noise is heard in a nearby room*
( rule34-
2:51Long Time(oh-
2:51
2:52Long Time(wh
2:52MysteriousjillguyZeerk:We should check that out
2:52Long TimeHatbot: TOTALLY
2:53MysteriousjillguySevn:Uh..you guys should go first,what with uh..your experience with this kind of weird stuff
2:53Long TimeHatbot: Some dangerous, ugly monster is probably gonna kill us all.
2:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:NEVER
2:53Long TimeMario: Wait cell 34..?
Mario: What's in cell 34?
2:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'll die when FIONNA BECOMES REAL-wait
Sevn:Hmm..uh..I dont remember-
2:53Cravitus(Muttonchop Hitler is in cell 34
2:54MysteriousjillguySevn:...Sweet Mother of Xeno
2:54Long Time(muttonchop hitler is weaksauce in comparison to mechahitler
2:54MysteriousjillguySevn:*Runs out of the room,sweating*
Lurk:So he let us for dead. Great.
2:55Long TimeMario: Don't you have the L.S.D. or whatever?
2:55MysteriousjillguyZeerk:We should follow him. Maybe he knows whats going on.
2:55Long TimeMario: Can't we use that.. or something..
Mario: *Attempts to shoot Maz, and fires literally all over the place*
3:19Mysteriousjillguy
Maz's PAK opens,pink tenetacles made of energy come out*
3:19Long TimeHatbot: SPRAY EM MARIO
Hatbot: SPRAY EMMMM
3:19Mysteriousjillguy
The tenetacles form a shield,blocking the shots*
( vectors confirmed
3:20Long TimeMario: WHAT!?
3:20MysteriousjillguyMaz:HA! You're no MATCH FOR ME! Prepare to DIE-
3:20Long TimeMario: This is completely UNFAIR! She's as powerful as some sort of god!
(wait a minute
3:20Mysteriousjillguy
Zeerk punches Maz in the face,causing her to crash into a wall*
Maz:ACK-
3:20Long Time(if she's so op (why didn't she escape the cell in the first place
3:20Mysteriousjillguy( it will be explained soon
3:20Cravitus(plot reasons
3:20Mysteriousjillguy( also maz is kind of an idiot
A hovertank crashes into the wall,crashing into Maz*
Maz:AGHH-
The hovertank top opens,Sevn comes out*
Sevn:We need to get to the safe room! QUICKLY!
3:22Long TimeHatbot: WOO!
3:22MysteriousjillguySevn:*Runs toward the end of the hallway*
Zeerk:*Grabs Lurk,mechanian stuff retracts*
3:22Long TimeMario: Wait, what about Lurk-- oh, alright. Let's get out of here!
3:22Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn runs into a nearby supply closet*
3:22Long TimeMario: *running, follows Sevn*
3:23Mysteriousjillguy
Zeerk follows*
Sevn shuts the door*
Sevn presses a hidden button on the wall,a hidden panel opens*
A hatch appears,Sevn enters in a code on a keyboard*
The hatch opens,revealing a tunnel lit with small lights*
Sevn runs into it*
Zeerk:*Follows*
Sevn stops at the end of the tunnel,and puts his hand on a scanner*
3:24Long Time(wait
(is kreb gonna join soon now
3:24Cravitus(idk
3:25Long Time(just listening to kreb-link-theme already gives me the impression he's gonna be cool
3:26Mysteriousjillguy
A door opens,revealing a room filled with cargo boxes and supplies*
Zeerk follows*
Sevn:This should keep us safe. SHE doesnt know about this room..
Sevn:I've contacted a special irken to take care of this problem.
3:27Long TimeHatbot: She's pretty dumb then
3:27MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Who is SHE?
Zeerk:How in the name of Irk did she end up here?!
3:27Long TimeMario: Are we just gonna ignore the fact she wanted lurk's "thing" earlier-
3:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Grgh...
Sevn:I suppose since we're all going to die I might as well tell you.
Sevn:If we survive and you tell ANYONE I'll make sure more of those.."things" take care of you.
3:28Long TimeHatbot: YAY it's Jib-story-time!
3:28MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...There are more..?
Sevn: She was one of my most important experiments.
Sevn:I found her after detecting a strange energy signature near my station,she was drifting in space.
Sevn: I was surprised at how she wasnt instantly dying in the cold vacuum of space,and why she had hair. Cuz thats pretty strange.
Sevn:Also she looked hideous.
Sevn:So then I decided to capture and study her.
Sevn: I kept her in a cell and asked her questions.
Sevn: She said she was from some kind of alternate universe, and her name was Invader Maz.
Zeerk:Alternate universe..?
Sevn:Yes.
Lurk:SHHHH zeerk,I wanna hear the rest
Zeerk:How did you wake up so fast-
3:31Long TimeMario: Ehhh..
Mario: Wait what, you're conscious?
3:32MysteriousjillguySevn: After that,she promised to give me more information about her if I got her..uh..
Sevn:Some kind of comic of some sort..uh.."manga"? I dunno
Sevn:Some stupid alien comics or something
Sevn:Anyway uh
Sevn: After a while she started acting..strange
Sevn: She started making weird faces at me and winking. And started rambling about how she wanted my "sweet sweet bod".
3:33Long TimeMario: Manga, really?
Mario: This story is kinda... dumb..
3:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
Sevn: I didnt understand it at all
3:34Long TimeMario: Wait a minute.. what
Hatbot: I DON'T GET IT
3:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:You'll understand when you're older hatbot
3:34Long TimeMario: So she's basically just a strong massive pervert?
3:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Anyway
3:34Long TimeMario: She sounds annoying.
3:35MysteriousjillguySevn:...Whats a pervert?
3:35Long TimeMario: You don't know what a pervert is?
3:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well you see its this person that wants to-
3:35Long TimeMario: Whatever.
3:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Nevermind I dont wanna know...
Sevn:Anyway she started becoming extremely agressive
Sevn:Then she demanded that I return her to her dimension at once
3:36Cravitus(brbemergency
3:36MysteriousjillguySevn: But I couldnt let her leave..she was such an interesting specimen..plus I dont know how to open portals to other universes.
3:37Long TimeMario: "Interesting".. yeah okay..
3:37MysteriousjillguySevn:So I was forced to restrain her. She put up a pretty tough fight,but I eventually captured her.
3:37Long TimeMario: How long is gonna be before that guy you called arrives?
is it*
3:37MysteriousjillguySevn:Strangely though she didnt even attempt to leave her cell. She just sat there.
Sevn:Although once she somehow got out to steal some cafeteria food but then she went back into her cell.
Lurk:This story is BORING. Wheres the VAMPIRE GHOST DEMONS?!
3:38Cravitus(should be fine for now
3:38MysteriousjillguySevn:He should be here right about now..
3:39CravitusAs if on cue, an ominous metallic clang reverberated throughout the station, and Sevn's communicator beeped.
3:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Is it some kind of interdimensional irken guy with white eyes and magical demon powers?!
Sevn:!
Sevn:*Presses a button on the communicator*
Sevn:HELLO?!
Sevn:This is Sevn!
3:40Cravitus????: "SITREP, SCIENTIST. GIVE IT TO ME."
3:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Respond! Are you here?
Sevn:Oh good.
Lurk:DID YOU GUYS BRING ANY WAFFLES
Sevn:*Pushes Lurk away*
3:41Long TimeHatbot: That guy sounds spooky
3:41Cravitus????: "WAS THAT THE TARGET?"
3:41MysteriousjillguySevn:Sorry about that..I have some..unwanted guests
Sevn:No.
3:41Cravitus????: "NOTED."
3:41MysteriousjillguySevn: One of my most dangerous experiments have escaped,I need you to capture her.
Sevn: She looks like an irken..but..uh..with..purple hair..
3:42Cravitus????: "...AFFIRMATIVE. GIVE ME A MINUTE OR TWO."
3:42MysteriousjillguySevn:I would recommend heavy weaponry.
3:42CravitusA thump, explosion-like, suddenly shook the station, and the commline went dead.
3:42MysteriousjillguySevn:Do whatever you want as long as you keep her alive-
Sevn:Darn it!
Sevn:*Groans* Now I'm going to have to make sure he doesnt kill her...grghh...this is why I handle stuff by myself.
Lurk:Then why did you call him?
Sevn:Uh..because I'm too tired to take her down myself. Yep.
Zeerk:*sighs*
3:44Long TimeMario: This guy sounds a little... ehhh..
3:44MysteriousjillguySevn:He's one of the most skilled hunters. He eats defectives for breakfast.
Sevn:Along with a slice of ham and some scrambled eggs.
3:45CravitusA thump shook the station again, and then another, almost like grenades detonating.
3:45Mysteriousjillguy
A female scream is heard*
Sevn:!
Sevn:*Walks up to the saferoom door,and puts in a code*
3:46Long TimeMario: Whoever he is, I just hope he kills her.
3:46Mysteriousjillguy
The door opens,revealing Maz*
Maz:Hi.
3:46Long TimeMario: ...
3:46MysteriousjillguySevn:WHUH-
3:46Long TimeHatbot: KILL IT
3:46MysteriousjillguySevn:HOW?!
Maz:I teleported! Silly!
3:46Long TimeMario: CLOSE THE DOOR
3:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait a second couldnt you just teleport out of the station-
3:46CravitusSuddenly, a smoking, cylindrical object sailed through the opening, bouncing off of Sven's head.
3:46Long TimeHatbot: Yeah you're pretty dumb-
3:46MysteriousjillguyMaz:DO NOT DARE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF MY DIMENSION,WORM
3:47Cravitus(tear gas, woo
3:47MysteriousjillguySevn:!
Sevn grabs the object and shoves it in Maz's mouth*
Sevn closes the door*
Maz:BLAOUAUGHHH
3:47Long TimeHatbot: Ouch..
3:47MysteriousjillguyMaz:MY EYESSS
3:47CravitusThe object, oddly grenade-like, hissed, and sputtered copious amounts of a stinging gas.
3:47MysteriousjillguyMaz:YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS
Lurk stacks a bunch of cargoboxes infront of the door*
Lurk:There
Maz fires lasers from her eyes,making a hole through the door,boxes,and lurk's hair*
Lurk:We should run.
Maz glows pink,the door splodes*
3:48Long TimeHatbot: But we're stuck in this are, aren't we?
Hatbot: THE CYBORG CAT'S GONNA GET USS
3:49Mysteriousjillguy
Maz stumbles,her eyes watering*
Maz:GAURGHH *Rubs eyes*
3:50Cravitus????: "-6327!" Barked an armored form at the other end of the tunnel, and a pistol-like object in their hand seemed to bark bolts of electricity at the stunned Female.
3:50Mysteriousjillguy
Maz takes out a watermelon and takes a huge chunk out of it,chewing loudly*
Maz:MMM! YUM!
Lurk:..What
3:50Long TimeMario: HAH! Take that you pervert.
Mario: See, this dude's gonna save us.
3:50Mysteriousjillguy
Maz falls over,screaming*
3:51CravitusThe armored form continued to fire, and began to march towards them.
3:51Mysteriousjillguy
Maz takes another bite out of the melon,and transforms into a ball of pink light*
Maz dissappears*
3:51Long TimeMario: Seriously...?
3:51MysteriousjillguySevn:Gaurgh! She must have teleported!
3:51Long TimeMario: Okay, her "powers" are RIDICULOUS.
3:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...She can teleport by eating WATERMELONS?!
3:51Cravitus????: "...Always with the science types..." Growled the soldier, and they lowered their weapon.
3:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Lurk:Usually when I teleport I have to eat a bag of magic sugar.
Zeerk:I dont think that was sugar Lurk-
3:52CravitusThe soldier sighed, and stepped up to the hole in the door.
3:52MysteriousjillguySevn:Be quiet!
Sevn:Did you manage to harm her?
Sevn:She couldnt have teleported far. She must be somewhere in the station.
3:53Long TimeMario: You have eyes, Sevn. It was pretty obvious that he harmed her...
3:53MysteriousjillguySevn:I mean did they break her arms or something
Sevn:You broke some of her bones right?
3:53Cravitus????: "I wouldn't know for sure, considering the junk you science-types forge in the labs, but I detonated two clusters of stungrenades and she seemed to be fine."
3:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:I wanna break her spine!
Zeerk:How did she SURVIVE THAT WITHOUT A SCRATCH
3:54CravitusThe unidentified soldier seemed to glance at Zeerk behind his helmet.
3:54Long TimeMario: Uhg... she's just, such a pest.
3:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Maybe if we EAT her we'll gain her powers!
3:54Long TimeMario: ...
Mario: No.
Mario: Just no.
3:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk takes out a bib that reads "LETS EAT" in red letters,and ties it around his neck*
Lurk takes out a knife and fork*
Lurk:But-
3:55Cravitus????: "...I've got a job to do. You lot, stay here... I guess."
3:55Long TimeMario: You're basically turning into Zik, Lurk-
3:55CravitusThe soldier marched off, back down the hall, and seemed to mutter something about civilians.
3:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:Zik eats irkens for no reason. Imagine the POWER I'd get from eating her!
Lurk imagines himself glowing blue,and lasers firing out of his eyes*
3:56Long TimeMario: You'd get literally no powers.
Mario: You'd just be eating some disgusting person.
3:56Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk shoots blue lasers from his eyes at a pickle jar,blasting it open in his imagination*
Lurk:*smiles*
Zeerk:Hey uh..whats that soldier guys name anyway?
3:58Long TimeHatbot: *shrugs*
Hatbot: Let's call him Alfred
Mario: hm...
Mario: Should we go after them?
3:59MysteriousjillguySevn:His name is Skabb. I think. That or Skurb. Or maybe Bob Harry fergurson.
3:59Long TimeMario: I feel kinda useless not helping, and just sitting around..
Hatbot: Skrub? What a cool name!
4:00MysteriousjillguySevn:Probably if we dont want to get eaten alive by Maz.
4:00Long Time(4 am
4:00CravitusSuddenly, you hear and feel three thumps shake the station, much more violent than before, followed by much more violent-sounding gunfire.
4:00Long Time(time passes by so quickly
(wait lurk
(don't you have school
4:00Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn and Lurk walk out of the room,followed by Zeerk*
4:01Long TimeMario: *follows*
4:01Mysteriousjillguy
In the back of the room,two red glowing eyes appear,followed by a weird smile*
( oh yeah
( rip sleep
4:02Long Time(you should probably try and get some rest
4:02Mysteriousjillguy( is rp gud so far
4:02Long Time(so you won't be extremely tired on a monday school day
(and ye
4:02Cravitus(i don't even know what a good rp is, but it seems to be dragging much less than the future one seemed to be
4:03Long Time(for a rp that doesn't have many people in it
(i'd say it's doing good
4:03Mysteriousjillguy( wait
( mario wheres the rp stuff i missed
4:03Long Time(i put it on the page
(remember
4:03Mysteriousjillguy( oh wait nvm
( i see it
Cravitus(mayonesia normale, estas presente o no
12:45Mysteriousjillguy( lork has jokes prepared
12:46Cravitus(mario
(are you there
(I will speak my native tongue if you do not respond
12:47Mysteriousjillguy( pm stuff
12:48Cravitus(rovaf rop atirf apap nu otisecen
12:49Long Time(ready
12:50Cravitus(krev ready
12:50Mysteriousjillguy
An evil,shrill laugh echos*
Sevn:*Walks out of the panic room and runs out of the supply closet*
Maz:YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY ME! YOU FOOLS!
Maz: I AM PRACTICALLY A GOD!
Maz:I'M INVINCIBBBLEEEE
Lurk:Where's Skrub? Did he kill it?
12:52Long TimeHatbot: Wow, you're pretty darn ugly for a god.
Lurk:The air in here is getting pretty stuffy. Might be the power outage..uh..oxygen..systems..crashing...phlebtonium..generator..
Sevn:...
Sevn:That reminds me. The spikey haired child has a point. I need to get the main power back online.
1:30Long TimeMario: *Whispers to Lurk* I don't think he even knows, just play it cool.
1:30CravitusSkabb seemed to stare intently at lurk from behind the helmet.
1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Smiles nervously*
Sevn walks out of the room*
Lurk:Hm
1:31CravitusSkabb: "In any case, then, I have work to do."
1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:How bout we get sum lunch.
Lurk:In the cafeteria
1:31CravitusSkabb marched out after Sven. Skabb: "Civilians..."
1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:Or did that explode when Maz attacked.
1:32Long TimeHatbot: Oooh I'd LOVE THAT!
Hatbot: Even though I can't eat
1:32YourFavoriteFangirl(and now i feel hungry
(thanks lurk
(</////3
1:32Long TimeHatbot: I just like cafeterias
1:32Mysteriousjillguy(sevns food must be imported from foodcourtia anyway-
1:32Long TimeMario: Ehhh... nah..
1:32Cravitus(i can make you hungrier if you want
1:33Long TimeMario: You can go with Lurk, if you want.
1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(no please
1:33Mysteriousjillguy( i can make you less hungry
1:33Cravitus(if just the mention of lunch made you that hungry
1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(my stomach hurts ;w;
1:33Cravitus(who knows what krev can dooooo
1:33Long TimeHatbot: WOO! Gonna go to get some fooood with Lurk
1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(i need to grab a snack before i go to bed
(please do lurk
1:33Mysteriousjillguy
Mysteriousjillguy prepared his spooks impression
( TACO BELL BREAKFAST MENUUU-
1:33Long Time(great
(thanks guys, now i'm hungry too
(it's spreading
1:34Mysteriousjillguy( HeY GuYs I WaNt To LeT YoU KnOw AbOuT ThE TaCo BelL BrEaKfAsT MeNu
1:34YourFavoriteFangirl(..whats on the taco bell breakfast menu???
1:34Mysteriousjillguy( YEAH GUYS THEY GOT SUM HASHBROWNS WRAPPED IN A TORTIA WHY DID THEY DOOOO THAT LIFE IS A MYYSSSTERRYY
( WE'VE GOTTA HIT THE ROOOOADD AND HEAD TO AUSTRALIA PIZZAAA HUUTTTT AUSTRALIAAA HAS MADE A PIZZA WITH A CRUST THATS MADE OUTTA MEAT PIE
( THEY ALSO MAKE A HOT DOG CRUST AND A CHEESEBURGER CRUST POTATO CHIP CRUST AND A DORITO CRUST OH BABEH WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT TURN INTO A CRUST
1:35YourFavoriteFangirl(.. o h
1:35Mysteriousjillguy( OH TELL ME WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT TURN INTO A CRUST EVERYBODY NOW
( WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT-
Mysteriousjillguy was shanked by rp hungry kreb
1:35CravitusMeanwhile, Skabb marched off to one of the vacant storage rooms, and brought his wrist up once more. Skabb: "Subjugators one through eight, you're on repair duty. You remaining four, guard the Containment Zone."
Skabb: "I'll be on comms, copy?"
1:36YourFavoriteFangirl(xDD
1:36Long TimeHatbot: *Rolls over to Lurk* Can we go to that cafeteria now? This place suuuucks
1:36Mysteriousjillguy
Static came from Skabb's communicator*
1:36CravitusSkabb paused.
1:36Mysteriousjillguy
Meanwhile*
1:36CravitusSkabb: "...Copy?"
1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wow it sure was a great idea inviting Skabb's men for tacos.
Lurk:*Noms on a taco*
Soldierguy:Yeah.
Lurk:*Sets a taco on Hatbot's head*
1:37CravitusA pile of communicators rests on a nearby table, angrily vibrating but unnoticed.
1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Hands Mario a soda*
1:38Long TimeHatbot: Man, this taco sure is great.
1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yup.
1:38Long TimeHatbot: *staring at the taco*
1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Munches*
1:38Long TimeHatbot: YUP.
1:38Mysteriousjillguy(hatbot: y
( violin
1:38Long Time(poor hatbot
1:38Mysteriousjillguy( rip
1:38Long Time(most emotional moment out of all the rps
1:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wanna go check on the weird mutant? Maybe we could watch her cry s'more.
Lurk:It is funny.
1:40Long TimeHatbot: I don't know why I'm about to agree to your offer
1:40Mysteriousjillguy( mario:drinks sods
1:40Long TimeHatbot: BUT YEAH!
1:40Mysteriousjillguy( bril
Lurk:OKAY!
1:40Long Time("sods"
1:40Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk grabs hatbot and puts him on his head*
1:40Long Time(oh--
soda*****
Mario: *Blank stare, looking away*
Mario: *Completely oblivious*
Hatbot: WOOO
1:41Mysteriousjillguy( " the surface of the ground, with the grass growing on it. a piece of this, usually sold in rolls and used to start a new lawn, athletic field, etc. "
( mario is drinking dirt
( delicious
( sounds nutritious
1:42Long TimeMario: *Taking another sip out of the soda*
Mario: Wait a minute--- this tastes AWFUL, why am I drinking this?
1:42Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk walks into the containment room,quietly cracking the door open*
1:42Long TimeMario: And where'd Hatbot go!?
Mario: ..
1:42Mysteriousjillguy
The soda is hot belgian waffle flavored*
1:44Long TimeHatbot: Maaan, this is fun!
1:44Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk tiptoes in*
Lurk hides behind a control panel*
Lurk stands up on his knees,peeking through the window above*
An irken like figure falls to the floor,groaning in pain*
Lurk:!
2:19
Cravitus
Skabb let himself have a laugh.
2:19
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:*Walks to the figure,shining his flashlight on him*
Lurk:WHO ARE YOU?!
2:20
Cravitus
A gun-shaped object fell and smacked Lurk in the head, and clattered onto the ground.
2:20
Mysteriousjillguy
The light revealed a hideous looking irken with sir unit parts attached to his body,his head was covered in spiky red and black hair*
Lurk:DOOF-
Zathar:Greetings,filth.
Lurk:Who are YOU?
2:21
Long Time
Hatbot: Oh MAN, HE'S EVEN UGLIER HAHAHAAAHA
2:22
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:He's got SPIKY HAIR! THats MY THING! Wait a minute-
2:22
Cravitus
Skabb picked up the shattered remains of his sidearm, and tossed it aside.
2:22
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:You dont look like the blue plate special ya self,hatboy.
Zathar:*Chuckles,fixing his shades*
2:22
Cravitus
Skabb: "Less talk, more kill."
2:22
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:I'm going to have fun kicking you chumps halfway across the galaxy.
2:23
Cravitus
Skabb raised his arm, and fired another plasma-flare at Zathar.
2:23
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:We'll SEE about THAT youuuuu....PERSON!
2:23
Long Time
Hatbot: Heyyyyyyyyy my name's not HATBOY! Don't call me that!
2:23
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar suddenly transformed into some sort of red and black hairball,spinning at hypersonic speeds*
2:23
Long Time
Hatbot: Wait a minute, blue plate special, what does that even MEAAAN!?
2:23
Mysteriousjillguy
The flare bounces off*
2:23
Long Time
Hatbot: I'm offended, but I still don't understand
2:23
Cravitus
Skabb grimaced under his helmet at the plasmaflare stuck to the ceiling, and began to backpedal.
2:24
Mysteriousjillguy
The Zathar hairball flies toward the group*
2:24
Long Time
Mario: *runs out of the way*
2:24
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:LOOK OUT! THE HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT HASNT BEEN COMBED IN YEARS!
2:24
Cravitus
Skabb shouted in surprise, stumbling over a charred corpse and into a pile of used plates.
2:24
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk jumps out of the way,holding Hatbot*
Zathar-Ball:Hahaha. Plates. Irony.
2:24
Long Time
Mario: Lurk, make SURE that nothing happens to Hatbot, okay??
2:25
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar speeds toward Skabb*
Lurk:*Not holding hatbot* What?
2:25
Long Time
("*Lurk jumps out of the way,holding Hatbot*"
(wat
2:25
Cravitus
Skabb growled, and erupted from the pile of dishes with what looked like glowing chainsaws coming out of his gauntlets.
2:25
Mysteriousjillguy
Suddenly a plasma ball flew toward the Zathar ball,hitting him,causing him to fly toward a wall*
( im guessing lurk set him down afterwards because reasons
2:26
Cravitus
Skab: "Hm?!"
He glanced to the side.
2:26
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:*Fires his plasma rifle at Zathar*
Sevn:EAT PLASMA...or something.
2:26
Long Time
Hatbot: *rolling around* AHHHH, WE'RE GONNA DIEEE
2:26
Cravitus
Skabb: "One-liners need work, Doctor, but good timing!"
2:26
Long Time
Mario: Oh for-- whatever, I'll just get him thne.
2:26
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar bounces off the wall,and crashes into the ground*
Zathar:Ouch.
2:27
Cravitus
Skabb's emergency saws retracted, and he dove for the corpse before him.
2:27
Long Time
Mario: *Running over to Hatbot, picking him up*
him then*
2:27
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:*Screams,charging toward Zathar*
Lurk smacks him with a rubber pig*
Zathar:...
2:27
Cravitus
Skabb flipped the body over, ignoring the sickening sounds and peeling/cooked flesh, and pulled a charred but functional and rather identical sidearm from the dead Subjugator.
2:28
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:Yer kiddin right? *Looks toward him,pulling his shades down looking at Lurk*
Lurk:TASTE THE PORK,DEMON!
Zathar:...
Zathar:I'm not going to enjoy killing you.
2:28
Cravitus
Skabb sighed at the display, and resisted his urge to let Lurk fall before zathar.
2:29
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:*Grabs Lurk by his head,and chucks him at Mario*
2:29
Cravitus
Skabb raised the pistol, and mouthed a command; "Hotshot."
2:29
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:DDUFFAUTHAUGH-
2:29
Cravitus
Handgun: "INCENDIARY."
2:30
Long Time
Mario: AUHG! *Falls over*
2:30
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:Sorry kid,but I dont appreciate posers that try to copy my awesome hair-do. So I'm going to have to kill you now-
2:30
Cravitus
Skabb grinned, and pulled the trigger repeatedly.
2:30
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar gets hit by the shots,grunting*
Zathar:AUGH!
2:30
Long Time
(for some reason i thought zathar had an accent at first
2:31
Mysteriousjillguy
( hes totally trying to copy zik
2:31
Long Time
(plot twist
2:31
Cravitus
Skabb's barrage of napalm-like projectiles ceased for a moment, the gun beeping in protest.
2:31
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:Grggh..I think I'll finish captain skorp over here first.
2:31
Long Time
(zathar is actually zik in his sue dimension
2:31
Cravitus
Handgun: "HOTSHOT DEPLETED."
2:31
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar clutches his wounds,growling*
2:31
Cravitus
Skabb frowned.
2:32
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar runs toward Skabb*
2:32
Cravitus
Skabb: "Armor Piercing!" Handgun: "DEPLETED."
Skabb: "High-Ex!" Handgun: "EXPLOSIVES."
2:32
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar headbuts Skabb with his sharp needle-like hair*
2:32
Cravitus
Skabb growled, and his head seemed to go flying away from his body as it tumbled back.
2:32
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:*Gets off Mario*
Lurk:Quick! Sevn! Give me your rifle!
2:33
Long Time
Hatbot: Gee, took ya long enough.
2:33
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:*Hands Lurk his gun*
Lurk:*Chucks the gun at Zathar*
Sevn:....why?
Zathar:OW! HEY!
2:33
Long Time
Hatbot: It almost seemed like you guys were doing something ontop eachother after taking so long-
Mario: Shut it, Hatbot.
2:33
Mysteriousjillguy
(ho-yay
Sevn:*Looks over to Skabb*
Sevn:*Gasps*
Sevn:SKROTCH?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
2:35
Long Time
Hatbot: His NAME IS SKRUB!
Hatbot: Gosh, get it right.
2:35
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:I thought it was Bob.
2:35
Cravitus
Skabb's helmet is laying a few meters away, a pool of blood spreading from it*
2:35
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:...Sweet Mother of Irk
2:35
Long Time
Mario: Uhhh...
Mario: Is he... ok?
2:35
Cravitus
(from your perspective
(it looks like his bloody head has been torn off
2:36
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:HAHAHA!
Zathar:NICE JOB USING YOUR LAST WEAPON! YE DUMB PIECE O BURRITOS!
2:36
Long Time
Mario: His... huea...head... and his body eurrhh.... *gags*.. oh that's just eurhhh...
2:36
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:What does that even mean..?
Zathar:Well uh..NRGH...shut up dad!
Lurk:..."Dad"?
2:37
Cravitus
Suddenly, the seemingly headless body seemed to twitch, then remained still.
(ooh, i could play around with my pak zombies idea
(headless skabb zombieeee
( oh
( forget the part with
( sevn
Lurk:I"M NOT YOUR FATHER!
Lurk:Am I?
2:39
Cravitus
Suddenly, the seemingly headless body's gun-arm raised and shot Zathar in the robot-leg with a High Explosive shell.
2:39
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:Hmm..there was that time at that motel with that venusian female...
Sevn:..What
Zathar:AGH!
Zathar was pushed backwards into the air,and fell onto the floor*
2:40
Long Time
Mario: Wait... what..
2:40
Mysteriousjillguy
His robot leg was heavily damaged,and sparked*
2:40
Cravitu
2:41
Cravitus
The Flare's light suddenly died,
And the room was plunged into darkness.
2:42
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:You win this round. But I'll be BACK! YOU MAY HAVE WON THE WAR,BUT YOU DIDNT WIN THE WAR-
2:42
Long Time
Mario: So we didn't win the war... but we won it?
2:42
Cravitus
Just as suddenly, there was a metallic clank and hiss, and and another plasma-flare appeared, this time stuck on Zathar's organic leg.
2:42
Long Time
Mario: What?
2:43
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:AHHH!
2:43
Cravitus
Skabb: "I could go into a rant about the crimes you've committed, but that'd be a waste of both our times."
2:43
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn's spider legs came out,firing lasers at Zathar*
2:44
Cravitus
Skabb was standing once more, albeit his uniform was soaked with blood dripping from a series of holes from his helmet.
2:44
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar was hit by the lasers,falling over*
Zathar:ArgH!
2:44
Cravitus
Skabb marched towards Zathar slowly, holstering his Sidearm.
2:44
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar sat still on the ground,bleeding*
Zathar:Grgghh...
Zathar:Your face is full of STUPID
2:45
Cravitus
Skabb held his arms at his sides calmly.
2:45
Long Time
(skrub really reminds me of judge dredd
2:45
Mysteriousjillguy
(zathar:u suk
2:45
Long Time
(for some reason
2:45
Mysteriousjillguy
(skabb:no *smiles*
2:45
Cravitus
Then, his gauntlets sprouted chainsaws.
2:45
Long Time
(chainsaws-
2:45
Mysteriousjillguy
( @mayo that is point
2:46
Long Time
( I AM
(THE LAWWWW
2:46
Cravitus
Skabb: "You'll be lucky to even have a face after I'm done with you."
(that's partially because he's inspired by dredd
2:46
Mysteriousjillguy
Zathar:We'll see about that.
Zathar took out a blue muffin*
Zathar:MACGUFFIN! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
2:47
Cravitus
Skabb suddenly stiffened, and growled, suddenly reinvigorated, and he charged at Zathar with a roar.
2:47
Mysteriousjillguy
The muffin began to vibrate widly and started floatin all spooky like*
The muffin covers Zathar in aa bright light,and he dissappears*
Zathar:BYE BYE FOOLS-
The Muffin asplodes*
Sevn:...
2:48
Cravitus
Skabb roared in rage as his first saw buzzed within inches of where Zathar once was,
2:48
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:...What...
2:48
Cravitus
And he proceeded to carve a small hole in the deck where they used to be.
Skabb: "NO! I HAD HIM!"
2:48
Long Time
Mario: That seriously.. didn't make any sense..
2:48
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:This
2:48
Long Time
Mario: Also, calm down Skabb.
2:48
Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk:This is even weird for me.
2:49
Long Time
Mario: You'll get em next time.
2:49
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:NO!
2:49
Cravitus
A piece of deck plating flew in Mario's general direction.
2:49
Long Time
Mario: *Runs out of the way*
2:49
Cravitus
Skabb kicked the ground, and growled, his emergency saws retracting.
2:49
Long Time
Mario: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING??
Mario: I wish encouraging you! God..
I was*
2:49
Cravitus
Skabb: "There are holes in my face!"
2:49
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:Skabb should be angry! If those MUTANTS...err...WHATEVER THEY ARE escape this station,we'll be arrested for unauthorized dimensional experiments!
2:50
Cravitus
Skabb paused.
Skabb: "What do you mean unauthorized-"
2:50
Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn:Nothing.
2:50
Cravitus
Skabb stared at him.
2:50
Long Time
Mario: Unauthorized..? Wooo boy... Skabb won't like that..
10:23Mysteriousjillguy( " and are planning to use some sort of energy source hidden in the station to give themselves "cosmic power""
( no mention of zeerk-
10:24Invader JibJaz: No see, I'm 90% sure I heard them right. It's not like I have some kind of hearing damage, sheesh.
10:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:The only thing they could get from zeerk is his weird machine abilities.
10:24CravitusSkabb turned his head towards them.
10:24Long Time(lurk (wasn't jaz a transformer
(this is bugging me so much
10:24Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn wrote down a note, "weird..machine..abilities"
( yes
10:24CravitusSkabb: "I think it's more likely they'd try to use the station's powercore than some person."
10:24Long Time(brain, you were right for once
10:25Mysteriousjillguy( must photoshop jaz's face onto g1 jazz later
10:25Invader JibJaz: Yeah, I GUESS that makes more sense.
10:25Long Time(yes
10:25Mysteriousjillguy( continue
10:25CravitusSkabb: "Regardless, this gives us some sort of lead as to their objective."
(krev had to somewhat salvage it using skabb's brainmeat power
10:25Long TimeHatbot: Mr.Skrubb, do you like Noir movies?
Hatbot: If we're going to be certified pals. You need to like Noir.
10:26CravitusSkabb: "One, Skabb. Two, only if they've got the fedoras."
10:26Long TimeHatbot: EEEEEEHEH HE LIKES NOIRRRRR
10:27Invader JibJaz: So basically all of them?
10:27MysteriousjillguySevn:What on Irk is a noir film?
10:28CravitusSkabb: "Believe it or not there's some where they're hatless."
Skabb: "In some cultures, clothesless."
10:28Long TimeHatbot: Yeaaah, those Noir movies are the ones we don't talk about.
10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:ENOUGH! We need to stop those horrible monsters before they get COSMIC POWER!
10:28Long TimeHatbot: They're soooo baaaaad...
10:28CravitusSkabb: "What the short one said."
Skabb: "We need to contain these things."
10:28Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk grabbed a pulse cannon and put in ammo*
Lurk:Wait hold on I'm trying to do
10:29Long TimeHatbot: HA! HE CALLED YOU SHORT!
10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:You know that thing where you reload and spit out a one liner
10:29CravitusSkabb: "Since my subjugators are dead, or, well, worse..."
10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Ahem*
10:29Long TimeMario: You're the shortest one here, Hatbot--
Hatbot: NOOO
10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:This time,lets just say that those monsters are going to become-
Lurk gets the cannon jammed*
Lurk:Oh wait wait let me try again-
10:30CravitusSkabb sighed.
10:30MysteriousjillguySevn:*Grabs some dual plasma pistols*
10:30Invader JibJaz: You screwed up the timing anyway, geinus
10:30CravitusSkabb: "Yeah, lemme do that for you,"
Skabb ejected the magazine from his Handgun, and slammed another in.
Skabb: "Judgement time."
(dredd reference complete
(ten points
10:31Long TimeHatbot: You're a JUDGE? YOU'RE THE BEST ROBOT ALIVE!
10:31MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..you know its funny,I didnt expect the monster girl to make this kind of a plan up. After how polite I was to her when she ended up in my base..
10:32Invader JibJaz: Yeah right, that looked like some kind of LIVE DISECTION, ya weirdo.
10:32CravitusSkabb: "Merciful Tallest, you didn't torture it, did you?"
10:32MysteriousjillguySevn: We gave her cookies in exchange for information.
Sevn:Joob here must be forgetting things.
10:33CravitusSkabb resisted the urge to ask what kind of cookies.
10:33Long TimeHatbot: Jib? WHERE?
10:33Invader JibJaz: I saw it with my own eyes, he was analyzing her organs while she was alive.
Jaz: I gotta say, I've seen some things, but this was messed up.
10:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Well YOU were okay with it-
10:33CravitusSkabb: "Isn't that what medical scanners do? Analyze organs?"
10:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the
Lurk:What the heck Sevn?
10:34Long TimeMario: That's.... euhhh... you were... and she was.... euaahhh..
10:34Invader JibJaz: In my defence, I didn't care at all.
10:34Long TimeMario: Just.
Mario: Euh.
10:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz helped me! She had NO problem with it
10:34CravitusSkabb: "Regardless, what the hell, Doctor? You dissected them, and left them awake?"
Skabb: "That's just a disaster waiting to happen."
He paused.
10:34Invader JibJaz: I did not help him one bit
10:34CravitusSkabb: "A disaster that WAS waiting to happen."
10:35Mysteriousjillguy( get reddy moorios gona get offended by this next part
( oc moorio
Sevn: Sevn:BESIDES, shes a creature from beyond our world. An ABOMINATION.
Sevn*
10:35Invader JibJaz: I said somethin' like "That's messed up" then continued with my buisness
something
10:36CravitusSkabb: "While you're in the bounds of Imperial Law with this whole dissection and captivity thing, probably not the best choice."
10:36MysteriousjillguySevn:I got to her first,so that makes her my experiment. Besides,after what she did, dont you think its good that I captured her? She's dangerous.
10:36Long TimeMario: An abomination? Just because she's from beyond our world? Just because something isn't from around here, IT'S an abomination? Wooooow.
10:36CravitusSkabb: "What do you mean, 'after what she did'?"
10:36MysteriousjillguySevn:Things like her should stay in their own dimension, not ours.
10:37YourFavoriteFangirl(zik: say that again mate
10:37CravitusSkabb: "Doc. What do you mean, after what she did?"
10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:After she attacked us of course.
10:37Long TimeMario: For your information I'm DATING someone that isn't from our dimension. You should keep that to yourself, Doctor.
10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well..she was kind of annoying though..
10:37CravitusSkabb: "Wait, what-"
10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Cringes* And she licked my leg..
10:37Long TimeHatbot: Welp.
10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:ENOUGH! We have a beast to capture.
Sevn:First we need an attack plan.
Lurk:Blow them all up.
Sevn:Thats not a plan.
10:38CravitusSkabb: "Toss the short one," He said, pointing to lurk, "Out as bait."
10:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:So?
10:38CravitusSkabb: "When they move in, aim for the limbs."
10:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT?! Why mean!?
10:38CravitusSkabb: "Leave them unable to move."
10:38Mysteriousjillguyme*
( tiredness
Lurk:WHY NOT SEVN?!
10:38CravitusSkabb: "Stun them somehow, and restrain them until backup arrives."
10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm a scientist.
Lurk:A morally ambiguous scientist.
10:39Long TimeMario: *Staring at Sevn, mumbling* ..
10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Sounds good.
10:39Invader JibJaz: Y'know Sevn, I think they'd want you the most
10:39CravitusSkabb: "So ambush, for one. Frontal assault for two."
10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Thats what I'm counting on.
10:39CravitusSkabb: "Alternatively we could hole up, draw them to us."
10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Once we recapture her I'm making sure she doesn't break out again.
Lurk:Sure
Lurk:Mario if I die tell Zik I've been using his tooth brush for unspecific activities.
10:40Long TimeMario: Wait, what--
10:41YourFavoriteFangirl(o h
10:41Invader JibJaz: *Slowly steps away from lurk*
10:41CravitusSkabb stared at Lurk for a moment.
10:41Long TimeHatbot: I don't get it.
10:41Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn grabs a radar device thingy*
10:41Long TimeHatbot: *shrugs* LET'S GO GET SOME WEIRDOS!
10:41MysteriousjillguySevn:The reactor core should be radiating some energy so this device should be able to detect it.
10:42CravitusSkabb: "I honestly hope that thing can guide us better than you did."
10:42MysteriousjillguySevn:If we spot the monsters trying to get us this thing should pick up their energy signatures from their weird spooky powers.
10:42Long TimeMario: *Chuckles* Yeah, what he said.
10:42CravitusSkabb holstered his pistol, and drew the railgun. ( Type 223 Rail Rifle for reference
10:43Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn walks out of the armory with Lurk following*
10:44Invader JibJaz: *Follows them*
10:44Long TimeMario: *Following*
10:44CravitusSkabb marched out as well, and took the rear.
10:44Mysteriousjillguy
A little while later*
Sevn:Ok the radar says its about a few miles from here-
11:12MysteriousjillguyMaz:Along with this BOOK I like totally own.
11:12CravitusSkabb: "Four!"
Skabb: "Three!"
11:12Mysteriousjillguy
Maz takes out the book of paranormal spooky stuff*
Sevn:THE BOOK!
11:13Long TimeMario: *Running over to Skabb, smacking the gun away* Are you DEAF!? Don't KILL him.
11:13YourFavoriteFangirl(menami: man, this is like the time when zeerk had a crush on me
11:13Invader JibJaz: *Shoots Maz while she takes it out*
11:13Long Time(pff
11:13Mysteriousjillguy
The shot deflects*
11:13Invader JibJaz Ugh
11:13MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Snobby laughter*
11:13Invader Jib
Jaz:
11:13CravitusSkabb growled, and pointed the arm towards the Book, and a plasma-flare fired into it.
11:13Mysteriousjillguy
The flare disentigrates*
Maz:Time for you punks to like totally LEAVE
11:13CravitusSkabb growled, and drew the rifle.
11:14Mysteriousjillguy
Maz's hands become engulfed in pink fire*
Sevn:We should run.
11:14Invader JibJaz: *Runs*
11:14Long TimeMario: Can you use "like" properly? You're reaaaaally annoying.
11:14Mysteriousjillguy
zathar jumps forward,holding a weapon*
Jaz: Like, learrn to say things right-Eugh I'm doing it now somebody punch me
11:14Long TimeHatbot: What about Lurk?
11:14CravitusSkabb grunted, and lifted mario, tossing him after the group.
11:14MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Shoots pink lighting out of her hand,shocking Mario&
11:14Invader JibJaz: *Ducks*
11:14MysteriousjillguyMaz:HAWHAWHAWHAW
11:14Long TimeMario: EHY-- *falls over*
11:14CravitusSkabb's gauntlets produced chainsaws once more.
11:15Long TimeMario: Euhhhh... I reaaaaaally hate you...
11:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOUR LAUGH IS SO BEAUTIFUL MAz! SO MUCH BETTER THEN FIONNA! I love you.
Maz:Your worship like totally pleases me or whatever.
11:15YourFavoriteFangirl(*at the end of this rp* mario: *tired stumbles into menami's apartment* menami: oh hi mario, how was your day mario: oh well while you've been watching tv all day i was dealing with a mary sue menami: sounds nice
11:15Long TimeHatbot: Wait.. he likes her more than Fionna? This is unbelievable, geez
11:15CravitusSkabb looked from Maz to Zathar.
11:15MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Kisses Lurk on the forehead*
Lurk:DUhhhhhuhuhh
11:15Long Time(lol XDD
11:15Invader JibJaz: HE'S BECOMING ONE OF THEM
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzathar:*Looks at Maz,a bit worried*
11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(:'D
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Say uh..baby cakes..uh..shouldnt ye be kissin me-
11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(jaz: *tin foil hat*
11:16Invader Jib(yes
11:16MysteriousjillguyMaz:Sure whatever I'll do it later.
11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(jaz: the alien mind control devices cannot get to me
11:16Long TimeHatbot: I bring this question up again. Why aren't we mindcontrolled like Lurk?
11:16CravitusSkabb growled, and lunged at Zathar.
11:16MysteriousjillguySevn:Lurk's feeble mind must find humans attractive.
11:16Long TimeMario: Oh I don't know, because Lurk has a painfully obvious thing FOR BLONDES?
11:16CravitusSkabb: "Less talk, more action!"
11:16Invader JibJaz: EW WHAT
11:17Mysteriousjillguy
Maz fires pink lasers at the group*
Sevn:WE SHOULD REALLY RETREAT SKABB-
11:17Invader JibJaz: You mean he likes that weird plant growing out of her head
Jaz: BLONDES SUCK
11:17CravitusSkabb: "Leave me, I'll be fine!" He shouted.
11:17Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn fires a few lasers at the stus,missing* *He runs out of the room*
11:17CravitusSkabb tackled Zathar.
11:17YourFavoriteFangirl(plot twist: menami is more attractive than maz will ever be
11:17CravitusSkabb: "WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!"
11:17Invader JibJaz: *Runs*
11:18MysteriousjillguySevn:Skabb,besides me and the others,I'm betting you and I will be the only ones to survive. We NEED you.
( the typos
( it burnnsss
11:18Long TimeMario: Really... uhhgggg...
11:18MysteriousjillguySevn:C'mon Skabb we'll think of a plan later!
11:18Invader JibJaz: Okay Sevn I'll remember who to use as a human shield
11:18Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk fires his cannon at Skabb,barely missing*
Lurk:ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
athar:Time to go mate.
11:19CravitusSkabb bashed Zathar's head into the floor, and prepared to ram an armsaw into their stomach.
11:19Mysteriousjillguyzathar*
zathar transforms into a hairball,pushing Skabb off him*
11:19Long TimeMario: *Getting up* *Sighing* I really.. REALLY don't want to do this. But you're being super uncooperative.
11:19Invader JibJaz: *Hits Lurk in the head with the back of her gun*
11:19CravitusSkabb shouted in surprise, and went flying towards the rest of the group.
11:20Long TimeMario: *Running over to Lurk, whipping out his Stun rod*
11:20YourFavoriteFangirl(concept: mario is actually really good at fighting
11:20Cravitus(hahahano-
11:20Long TimeMario: *Tackling him, whacking him with his Stun rod* GET. YOUR. SENSES. INTACT.
(krev
(u wanna fite
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:ALL HAIL MAZ! *yells at Mario with a sickening smile on his face*
11:20YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Bites into Mario's arm*
11:21CravitusSkabb suddenly landed atop Lurk, his short flight ending.
11:21MysteriousjillguySevn:Mario! ITS NO USE,GET OVER HERE BEFORE WE ALL DIE-
( why did i read that in silvers voice
11:21Invader JibJaz: This is a clustef-
11:21YourFavoriteFangirl(l O L
11:21Long TimeMario: *Ignoring the pain, continues to shock Lurk with the Stun rod harder and harder* LURK. LURK YOU NEED TO STOP. YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS
11:21Mysteriousjillguy( sevn:its n0 use1111
Sevn:Skabb,GET MARIO OUT OF HERE
11:21CravitusSkabb groaned, and got to his feet.
11:22MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz,cover Skabb while he gets Mario.
11:22CravitusSkabb: "Affirmative!" He barked, grabbing Lurk by his shirt collar and Mario by his arm.
11:22Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn gives Jaz his laser pistols*
11:22Invader JibJaz: *Takes the laser pistols and fires at the other sues*
11:22Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk glows pink,and floats over to Maz*
Maz:Sorry I'll be keeping him for now.
Maz:*Evil snobbish laughter*
11:23Invader JibJib: Welp, we lost him for good.
11:23Long TimeMario: *Squirming, trying to kick himself away from Skabb, arms flailing around* RHNN, LET ME GO! They CAN'T just take Lurk like that!
11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sorry Mario.
11:23CravitusSkabb: "Forget him, he's gone!"
11:23Long TimeMario: SHUT UP.
11:23YourFavoriteFangirl(were menami in this rp rn she'd likely be mauling maz to death lol
11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm with her now. *Smiles with a creepy grin,looking Mario in the eye*
11:23Long TimeMario: ... RHHNNN, SKABB. LET GO OF ME. NOW.
11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:Shes better then you and the others could ever be. But dont worry
11:24Cravitus(whatever happened to skabb's pistol after maz took it anyway
11:24YourFavoriteFangirl(she'd be a more intensified angry mario like "no nobody gets away with taking lurk ok"
11:24Cravitus(lurk pm
11:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:You'll join us soon.
11:24Long TimeMario: ....
11:24Invader JibJaz: *Gags* Yeah keep dreaming.
11:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:S O O N *Lurk's heart pupils grow in size*
11:24YourFavoriteFangirl(maz: im a bisexual *winks at jaz* jaz: fuck
11:24Long TimeMario: *Whacks Skabb with his stun rod, kicking him* *Breaking free of his grasp, and runs back towards to Lurk*
11:25Mysteriousjillguy
Skabb and Mario glow pink,Maz's telekinesis throws them toward Sevn*
Sevn:AHHH-
11:25Long TimeMario: NO. EUHG--
11:25CravitusSkabb: *Unintelligible*
11:25Long TimeHatbot: Calm down Mario! You're gonna get us fried!
11:25Invader JibJaz: *RUNS*
11:25Mysteriousjillguy
zathar grabs Jaz and throws her out of the room*
11:25Invader JibJaz: Oh
Jaz: ..HEY-
11:25CravitusSkabb smacked into the ground headfirst by Sevn, and lay limp.
11:25Mysteriousjillguy
Maz's telekinesis grabs a bunch of machines and throws them at the entrance,blocking them from coming back in*
11:26YourFavoriteFangirl(oh god i misread that
(>miz's telekinsis i need jesus
11:26Mysteriousjillguy( n o
11:26Invader JibJaz: *Gets back up*
11:26YourFavoriteFangirl(iTS LIKE OLD TIMES
11:26MysteriousjillguySevn:Eh uh..sorry about your friend Mario. We'll get his body back after this for a funeral. Or something.
11:26Long TimeMario: *Getting back up, and starts punching the machines* RHHH RHH RH! *Slowing down, and kneels*..
11:26Mysteriousjillguy
The sues laughter is heard from the blockade*
11:27Long TimeMario: Before, I just wanted to get home.
Mario: Now.
Mario: Now, I'm going to hurt them.
11:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..well..seeing that Maz is all powerful now..uh..
Sevn:I'm not sure what we can do..um..
11:27YourFavoriteFangirl(mario: someone stole lurk... this calls for drastic measures *calls menami* menami: hi whats up- mario: they took him menami: IM ON MY WAY
11:27Long TimeMario: Shut up. I don't care.
11:27Invader JibJaz: Why don't we just send 'em all out into space? Sure we'd be breaking Sevn's stuff but who even cares
11:28MysteriousjillguySevn:Uh..well Skabb,what do you think we should do-
Sevn:...Skabb..?
11:28CravitusSkabb continued to lay limp.
11:28Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn pokes him*
11:28Invader JibJaz: That or we could cut off their power, but I don't know how that's possible.
11:28MysteriousjillguySevn:...Sweet Irkus..
11:28Invader JibJaz: *Looks at Skabb* Oh...oh geez
11:28Long Time(menami would cat claw maz to death
11:28YourFavoriteFangirl(^
(do not provoke the menami, the menami is aggressive when provoked
11:29MysteriousjillguySevn:Well..um..
Sevn:Hmmm
11:29Long TimeMario: Gun. *Antennae twitch* Someone give me a gun.
11:29MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmmm
Sevn:Wait..
11:29Invader JibJaz: *Hands him one of the pistols*
11:29Long TimeHatbot: Are you okay Mario-- Mario: I SAID SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN.
11:30Invader JibJaz: I just did, cool it.
11:30Long TimeMario: *Takes the pistol*
11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Perhaps we could get the monsters from my experiment hub...er..unless Maz already got to them..
11:30Long Time(i don't think mario has ever been this angry before
11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Err..or maybe that would cause more destruction..
11:30YourFavoriteFangirl(mario is thirsty today
11:30Long Time(oh--
11:30YourFavoriteFangirl(:'DD
11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..ok..Skabb is apparently dead...my robot suit is destroyed...the power's off..we lost that spikey haired kid..uh..
Sevn:Maz is somehow invincible now...
Sevn:Well
11:31Long TimeMario: You know what you could do? Say something I DON'T know already.
Mario: That would be FANTASTIC.
11:31Invader JibJaz: Like I said, we might have to self-destruct that part of the station.
11:31MysteriousjillguySevn:The only logical thing we can probably do is find some way to get the power back on.
11:32Invader JibJaz: Unless they can breath in space..hmm..
11:32MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz,theyre in the main REACTOR CORE,if we blow it up,we're dead.
Sevn:And I found Maz in the void of space without protection of any kind,I'm guessing she can breathe out there.
11:32Long Time(kreb pm
Mario: *Ignoring what Sevn is saying, walks over to Skabb*
11:33Invader JibJaz: Any reason we can't just abandoned the station?
11:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Well, lets go look for some supplies to fix the generator or something-
11:33Long TimeMario: *Glances at his body* *Grumbles, taking some of his grenades, and his railgun*.
Invader JibJaz: What do we do once the power's back on exactly?
11:34MysteriousjillguySevn:We'll figure that out later.
11:35Invader JibJaz: O-kay then.
11:36Long TimeMario: *Reaches down for his helmet*
11:37CravitusSkabb's body suddenly jolted, and his hands flew to Mario's arm. He coughed a few times, and looked up. Skabb: "...Helmet stays on."
11:37Long TimeMario: Oh, you're alive. Not useless anymore.
11:37CravitusSkabb groaned, and sat up.
Skabb: "How long was I out?"
11:37Long TimeMario: I want to get going IMMEDIATELY. Those idiots need to be dealt with.
Hatbot: OOOH YAY! Robot buddy is back!
11:38Invader JibJaz: Alright, let's do...whatever we were gonna do, I don't care.
11:39Long TimeHatbot: You were out for 15 days. Or 15 minutes. Something like that.
11:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Lets get moving.
11:39CravitusSkabb stood up, and strode over to one of the Subjugator corpses, taking a new pistol and some ammunition.
11:39Mysteriousjillguy
Meanwhile*
Maz:*Cackles*
Maz:*She floats above the floor*
Maz:Lets check on our totally hot guest.
Maz floats over into a broken door, and pushes it away*
Maz:How're you doing sweetie pie?
eerk:Shut up.
zeerk*
(keyboard
11:41YourFavoriteFangirl(shes got zeerk too man, more menami bait right there-
(double the mauling
11:41MysteriousjillguyMaz:So uh, hows that reactor core stuff going on?
zeerk:I'm figuring out how to get the energy into your stupid disgusting excuse of a form. Its going to take a while though.
zeerk has mechanian tentacles plugged into a computer,hes covered in bruises*
Maz:I'd like totally watch that tounge of yours,stud. Lurk isnt feeling so well.
Lurk walks in*
Lurk:Hi.
eerk:What..? What did you do to LURK?
Maz:He's mine now.
Lurk:She is PURTY
zeerk:You DOG PILE,when the others come-
Maz:The others? You mean those weaklings? When they come,I'm going to finish them off for good.
Maz:Then it'll just be me,you, and lurk. Snuggling together through time and space. *Pink fire forms in her hand* It'll be pretty nice.
11:45Long Time(why did that remind me of bill cipher
11:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Once I absorb the energy from the reactor,me and my friends will be unstoppable. I'll turn this entire galaxy into..uh..a galaxy..uh..FILLED WITH ...MY MIND SLAVES
11:45YourFavoriteFangirl(oo h
11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yeh issa gonna be kool.
11:45Cravitus(lurk y u talk like jar jar binks
11:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Now get back to..uh..doing tech stuff
11:45Long Time(oh god
11:45YourFavoriteFangirl("I'll turn this entire galaxy into..uh..a galaxy..uh..FILLED WITH ...MY MIND SLAVES"
11:45Long Time(he did too-
11:45YourFavoriteFangirl(maz is a lesbian confirmed
11:46Mysteriousjillguy(lurk:MEESA ENJOYING MAz VERY MUCH
(skabb:*shoots lurk*
11:46Long Time(kill jar jar lurk
(kill it with fire
11:46YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDD
11:46Cravitus(skabb: there was no salvaging him
11:46Mysteriousjillguy(skabb:It had to be done
( mario:it was for the best
(*violin*
11:46Long Time(even hatbot would agree that would be the right thing to do
11:47Mysteriousjillguyzathar:*Looks from outside the room,worried*
zathar:Hmm...
zathar:Slooch,you think Maz doesnt like me anymore?
Slooch:*Spitting noises*
zathar:...
A few hours later*
11:48Long Time(whenever slooch talks i can't help but read it in daffy duck's voice (so much spitting
11:48Mysteriousjillguy( no
( donald
11:48Cravitus(as a side note skabb shot holes through both of slooch's legs
11:48Mysteriousjillguy( slooch:*angry gibberish*
11:48Cravitus(skabb will face slooch's lispy wrath
11:48YourFavoriteFangirl(i thought you were gonna say donald trump
11:48Mysteriousjillguy( om
11:48YourFavoriteFangirl(well his hair is a bird if that counts
(XDDD
11:48Long Time(slooch is donald trump confirmed
11:49Mysteriousjillguy( slooch:we need to kill all the dimensional immigrants
11:49YourFavoriteFangirl(omfg
11:49Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Say uh hows those wounds doing?
Slooch:Pfdttghy good. kinda hurthssthough
Slooch's wounds grotesquely regenerate*
zathar:that was disturbing
MEANWHILE AGAIN*
Sevn:*Looks around in a dark room*
11:50Invader JibJaz: What the, WE"VE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU MORONS
11:50Long TimeMario: Do you understand what walking is?
11:50MysteriousjillguySevn:*looks for supplies*
11:51Long Time(brb
11:51YourFavoriteFangirl(oh god i think i found another zik theme why do so many themes fit hiiiim
("dream land"
11:51Invader JibJaz: Yeah well WE'RE GOING SO SLOW, this is an emergency or something.
11:52CravitusSkabb: "It could be worse. You could have your heart stop for like five minutes after being thrown across a room."
11:53Invader JibJaz: ...Yeah that does sound worse
(Wait pause
Mysteriousjillguy(*
( you mean like bayformers-
12:00Cravitus(why does the robot moo
(whyyyyy
(it looks nothing like a cow
12:00Mysteriousjillguy( srsly third movie had unspecific red liquids pour out of them with no explaniation
12:34MysteriousjillguyCringina:He says he feels gulity about what he did. Also he smelled pretty bad. But whats the point of commenting on a person's smell when the universe is so dreadful and-
Maz:*Ignores Cringina's horrible angsty babbling,forming an evil smirk*
12:44Long TimeMario: She... she's controlling Zeerk now too.. *Readying his stun rod*
12:44Mysteriousjillguy
meanwhile*
12:44Long TimeMario: Rhn...
12:44Mysteriousjillguycringina:*whining about death in the reactor room*
Back in the boiler room*
12:44Cravitus(lurkjarbinks
12:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Well,lets get this party started. *Pink fire erupts from her hair*
Lurk's pupil hearts literally become 3-dimensional and stick out of his eyes,his eyes pulsate*
12:45YourFavoriteFangirl(nightmare fuel
12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:MESSA VERY HAPPY WITH THIS! SEVN IN FOR BIG DOO DOO NOWA
12:45Long TimeHatbot: WHAT IN THE WORLD
12:45MysteriousjillguySevn:KILL ME-
12:45CravitusSkabb: "Sweet merciful Tallest does that look unnatural."
12:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Gladly
Ametrineskies has joined the chat.
12:46Long TimeHatbot: SHE'S EVEN UGLIERRRR
12:46MysteriousjillguySevn:WAIT NO I WAS BEING DRAMATIC-
12:46CravitusSkabb perked up, staring at Lurk for a moment.
12:46Long Time(oh hey
12:46CravitusSkabb: "I feel a sudden urge to shoot him now."
MysteriousjillguyMaz:Welp time to die.
11:07Long Timewhat is with chat tonight
11:07YourFavoriteFangirl(also i think i found another song that'd fit irken conquest
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
Maz emitted pink fire from her hand*
11:07YourFavoriteFangirl(i may show it to you guys
11:07Long Timeam i the only non-lewd scrub here)
11:07MysteriousjillguySevn:THIS WAS A HORRIBLE PLAN-
11:07Invader Jib(you're the only one who is fully uncorrupted @mario
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn shakes in his chair*
11:07Long Time(wait what happened before this in the rp recording
11:07CravitusSkabb poked his head out, and held a finger before his helmet.
Skabb: "Shhhhh." He whispered.
11:08MysteriousjillguyKiz:Hmmm
11:08Long Time(brb
11:08MysteriousjillguyKiz:Alright I-
11:08Invader JibJaz: Wait what's happening?
11:08Mysteriousjillguy( chat:screams
11:08Cravitus(Sevn's in the chair
(maz came in and is gonna kill
11:08Mysteriousjillguy( basically they r using sevn as bait ye joob
11:08Cravitus(^
(hiding behind some debris
(skabb giving moral support
11:09Invader Jib(huh, if this took placce in an unspecific time i was gonna make a joke about hunter being retconned
11:09Mysteriousjillguy( n o pls-
11:09Invader Jib(hmm
(now i am encouraged
11:10CravitusSkabb made another thumbs-up, and continued to watch.
11:10Mysteriousjillguy( too tired to fix failed code white
11:11Cravitus(waiting for rp
11:11MysteriousjillguyKiz:Alright...now we just need to set up a tractor beam from the machine and shoot Maz with it. You other meat sacks can distract the other stus.
11:12CravitusSkabb nodded.
11:12Invader JibJaz: O-kay then.
11:12MysteriousjillguyKiz:Skabb,you and Jaz distract the stus. Mario and I will get to the machine.
11:12Invader Jib(wait isnt mario brb
11:12Cravitus(yes actually
(pauseeeeee
11:13MysteriousjillguyKiz:I'll give you a signal when its ready,then you distract the stus.
( ok
11:13Invader JibJaz: Anyone else see some robotic looking guy go through here? Was that just me?
(there
(my mission is complete
11:14Mysteriousjillguy( bril
( 8/8 i r8 gr8 m8
11:15Invader Jibwait i just realized
considering the deadline me and mayonaise set, there's only one and a qauter days for the finale
11:16Mysteriousjillguyn o
11:16Invader Jibyep
11:16Mysteriousjillguystop
11:16Invader Jibtoo late
11:16YourFavoriteFangirlboys
boys
stop fighting over rps
and just
rp
dammit
for murica
11:17Invader Jibwe cant
11:17YourFavoriteFangirlFOR CLOWNPIECE
just dew it
11:17Invader Jibmario is doing mayonaise things
11:17YourFavoriteFangirldew it
11:18Invader Jibrp is on hault
only the rpoloution in which season 2 is destroyed may there be large amounts of rping
hm maybe that was too over the top
hmm
11:21YourFavoriteFangirlim all for actually rping instead of complaining about s2
11:22Cravitusso lurk tells me that you've only done space battles like once or twice
11:23Invader Jibyes, bu tif ther ewas no season 2 then logically no complinign
11:49Invader JibJaz: HEY MAZ, I BET YOUR ULIM-OH FOR THE LOVE OF *Vomits offscreen again*
11:49CravitusSkabb growled, and looked away.
Skabb: "DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!"
11:49Mysteriousjillguy
The light flies toward Skabb*
11:49CravitusSkabb: "THAT IS NOT HELPING-"
11:49MysteriousjillguySevn:IT BURNSSSSSSSS
Kiz:Hat robot,hold onto the machine or SOMETHING
11:49Invader JibJaz: *covers her eyes* GEEZ THAT'S HORRIBLE
11:50CravitusSkabb began screaming, and smacked his fists on his helmet repeatedly.
11:50YourFavoriteFangirl(maz boobs must be so saggy, theyre horrifying to see
11:50Mysteriousjillguy(om
11:50CravitusSkabb: "Where's the OFF SWITCH-"
11:50Long TimeHatbot: Wait, REALLY? *Grins* YAAAY! I get to finally be important! THIS IS AMAZING! *Grabs the machine*
11:50CravitusSkabb suddenly stopped yelling, and stood calmly. Skabb: "Oh, there it is."
Skabb raised his pistol in the general direction of Maz, and entered a semi-crouch.
11:51Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz walks toward the machine and his hands split apart,revealing mutiple red spindly robotic fingers*
The machine's tractor beam slams Maz into the ground mutiple times*
Maz:BLOIUGHAUGH
11:51Invader JibJaz: Oh finally the trashbag's down.
11:52Long TimeMario: *Sighs* Well, that was easy enough.
11:52Mysteriousjillguy
The beam swings her over to Cringina and Slooch,throwing them into another stair case*
Slooch:VHUILIKVGGTBLOUGH-
Cringina:Eh death was inevitable-
11:52CravitusSkabb began to fire his pistols indiscriminately in the air, roaring loudly.
Skabb: "GET SOME! YEAH!"
Skabb: "LAAAAAAAW!"
11:52Mysteriousjillguy
The beam brings Maz over to the machine,green electricity surrounds her*
The machine glows brightly*
Lurk and zeerk's eyes begin to pulsate and throb*
They fall over,squirming*
Sevn:!
Sevn grabs zathar by the leg and throws him at the machine*
zathar:WAIT NOOOO-
11:54CravitusSkabb continued to fire blindly into the air, screaming and taunting.
11:54Invader JibJaz:I dunno what this machine i'll do (or care) but It'll be satisfying
11:54Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz kicks the machine over to Slooch and Cringina,and it erupts in a blinding green light*
A green shockwave comes out of the machine,making a loud booming noise*
THe sues scream*
11:55CravitusSkabb finally ran out of ammunition, but continued to pull his triggers anyway.
11:55MysteriousjillguySevn:*Gets pushed back by the sonic boom*
11:55Long TimeMario: EUHH- *covers his eyes, crouching*
11:55Invader JibJaz: *Takes cover*
11:56Mysteriousjillguy
The machine emits smoke,sparking*
Maz,Slooch,Crigina, and zathar lie limb and burned*
Sevn:Augh..*holds head*
11:57CravitusSkabb finally realized it was quiet.
11:57Invader JibJaz: Did it work?
11:57CravitusSkabb: "...Did we get 'em?"
11:57MysteriousjillguySevn:*Rubs his eyes,seeing zeerk on top of him*
Sevn:Oh god I've DIED AND WENT TO HELL-
zeerk:Whu-
zeerk gets off sevn,stumbling*
zeerk:Eugh..what happened..and why is there blonde hair all over my pants..?
11:58Long TimeMario: *Walks over to Lurk, and shakes him* *Sighs* Pleaaaaase be normal again..
11:58Cravitus(i wonder how lurk will respond to waking up with bullets in both of his legs
11:58Mysteriousjillguy
Suddenly a distorted high pitched laugh echoed*
"hehAHAHAHA AHHHAHAHEAUHAHAHA"
11:58Long TimeHatbot: Normal? Okay then..
11:59Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz laughs,covered in scorch marks*
11:59CravitusSkabb grunted, and turned his helmet back on.
Skabb: "...What's so funny?"
11:59MysteriousjillguyKiz:T-thank you for helping me with my plan.
Kiz:*Slowly lifts his head*
Kiz:You've been great pawns,really.
Kiz walks over to the machine,it barely functioning*
Kiz presses another button,it begins to spark again*
11:59CravitusSkabb: "...Pawns?"
12:00Long TimeHatbot: Pawns? So you're telling me I didn't save all of us?
12:00MysteriousjillguyKiz:Well,its been fun.
12:00Long TimeHatbot: WHAT! I WAS LIED TO!
12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(is this why you said kiz is nui
12:00CravitusSkabb's eyes widened behind his helmet, and he struggled to reload quickly.
12:00Mysteriousjillguy
The machine charges up,green electricity forms around Kiz*
(yep
12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boi
12:00CravitusSkabb: "No! Stop him!"
12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(stillhatbot
12:00CravitusSkabb: "SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!"
12:00Mysteriousjillguy
A plasma bolt hits the machine*
Kiz:GFHGHG-
12:00Long TimeHatbot: Oh MAN, that is SO lame! I was so cool! Like BAM, HOLDING that machine and everything!
12:00Invader JibJaz: Ohh...ohhhhhhhh
Jaz: I see what's goin' on here
Jaz: You're all morons for not seeing this coming
12:00Mysteriousjillguy
The Machine explodes,Kiz flies backwards*
12:00Long TimeMario: .... you're kidding me right?
12:01CravitusSkabb raised his pistols, finally loaded, and tracked the robot's flight.
12:01Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk stands nearby,holding a plasma cannon*
Lurk:Oh wait I was aiming for the sues sorry-
12:01Invader JibJaz: *Pulls out pistols from earlier*
12:01Long TimeMario: If you go into some sort of of stupid form, I SWEAR. I'm so tired of this crap.
12:01CravitusSkabb did a double take.
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
12:01CravitusSkabb: "...Didn't I shoot out your legs?"
12:01Mysteriousjillguy
The machine emits smoke,broken*
12:01YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boi vex
12:01Long TimeMario: Juuuust when I thought when this was all over.
12:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes.
Lurk:I'm in extreme pain.
12:01CravitusSkabb: "Got it."
12:01Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk falls onto his knees*
12:02CravitusSkabb: "Someone may want to make sure he doesn't bleed out."
12:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:So uh..what happened this whole time? I kinda blacked out for a while.
Lurk:I feel lightheaded.
Lurk faints,falling over*
12:02CravitusSkabb looked to the wreckage, and began to advance on it.
12:02Mysteriousjillguy
Maz,Cringina,and zathar lay limp and burnt*
Sevn:..?
12:02Invader JibJaz:: Apparently the mysterious SIR unit is a traitor, and some..stuff happened to the weird people
12:02MysteriousjillguySevn:...Wait...wheres the spitting one-
12:02Long TimeMario: I'm just glad he isn't blindly following a crazed pervert anymore. *Tending to his wounds*
12:03Mysteriousjillguy
A monstrous blob of tenetacles growls, with a distorted version of slooch as its face*
Blob:SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
Sevn:EUGH-
12:03CravitusSkabb sighed, and stared at the blob.
12:03Invader JibJaz: *Shoots him rapidly*
12:03YourFavoriteFangirl(zeerk: oh man menami that was a crazy day i blindly followed somebody else that isnt you menami: thats nice
12:03Mysteriousjillguy
The blob crawls away,dissappearing into the depths of the boiler room*
12:04Invader JibJaz: HOLY CRAP...LIKE...GEEZ
12:04Mysteriousjillguy
Sevn walks over to the wreckage*
12:04CravitusSkabb: "...Well, that's that."
12:04Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz sits there, the lower half of his torso blown off,along with his legs*
12:04CravitusSkabb looked at the other bodies, and pocketed a handgun, drawing six pairs of cuffs.
12:04Mysteriousjillguy
Smoke comes off of Kiz*
12:05CravitusHe went to work securing them, starting with Maz.
12:05Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz's head rotates 360 degrees,emitting a demonic wail*
Sevn:AHH-
12:05Invader JibJaz: So uh, what do we do with the interdimensional slopbags.
12:05Mysteriousjillguy
Robotic tenetacles burst out of Kiz's chest,grabbing the damaged sues*
12:05Long TimeMario: Can someone just kill them, please?
12:05CravitusSkabb growled, and shot at the screeching robot.
He drew his other handgun.
12:05Invader JibJaz: oh GREAT-
12:05Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz jumps off the platform and onto a wall,screeching*
12:05CravitusSkabb: "High-Ex!"
12:05Long TimeMario: Oh FOR-- someone just PLEASE end this.
12:06CravitusThe pistols grumbled, out of the particular round.
12:06Mysteriousjillguy
Kiz rips off an air vent cover,and crawls into it*
12:06CravitusSkabb: "Damn it!"
Skabb: "We had them!"
12:06Invader JibJaz: Don't tell me we have to hunt him down..
12:06MysteriousjillguySevn:Well that happened.
12:06Invader JibJaz: *groans*
12:06MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm guessing that sir unit isnt going to be staying here with us around.
Sevn:And uh the blob's all yours Skabb. I guess.
12:07Long TimeMario: This day sucked. I mean, this day sucked more than the regular annoying situation.
12:07CravitusSkabb nodded.
12:07MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait on second that I'll capture it and use it for science-
12:07CravitusHe raised his wrist to his face, and a small hologram display lit up.
12:07Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:hahaha NO.
Sevn:But-
zeerk:nope
12:07CravitusSkabb: "Computer, lock down the ship and detach from the station, track and destroy anything that leaves without my permission."
The wrist-comm chirped, acknowledging the order, and it shut down.
12:08Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I wonder how Menami's gonna react to this.
Lurk:*Texting on communicator* wait wh-
12:09Long TimeMario: ... soooooo we're still stuck here. *Shakes his head* next time, just kill them, please. Securing them would really just be a waste of time.
12:09CravitusSkabb: "I'm getting too old for this..." He strode up to the air duct, and his PAK sprouted legs as he lept into it.
12:09MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait how did you become concious so quickly-
Lurk:I was texting Menami about what happened.
12:09CravitusSkabb: "Doctor, I'm shooting them in the head next time I see them, by the way."
12:09Long TimeMario: Thank you, Skabb.
12:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:What does "WTF" mean again?
zeerk:uh-
12:10CravitusSkabb sighed, and disappeared into the vent, clanking along after Kiz.
12:10Mysteriousjillguy(and so menamis rage was heard across irk-
12:10Invader JibJaz: Should we uh, be doing something
12:10YourFavoriteFangirl(LOL
there's a beep reply back to lurk*
AIRHORNS*
"i've been at home all day and nobody told me anything was happening"*
12:11Invader JibJaz: *looks through some irken phone device*
Jaz: Wait...where did I get this
12:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH these texts arent even ok for a rated R film-
12:12CravitusSkabb poked his head out of another event from above.
12:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Waitwhat
12:12YourFavoriteFangirl
"by the way..."*
12:12Invader JibJaz: *peeks over the device* woah-
12:12YourFavoriteFangirl
"what's a mary sue?"*
12:12Long TimeHatbot: Can I see? I'm sure Menami had some really nice things to say!
12:13Cravitus
vent
12:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Not until you're older-
ignore the sir unit its an extremely rough scrapped design
her horrible disguise