Spooky tales of Doom II

List of horror stories.

• We're not in our kansas anymore-LIR'S LSD portal malfunctions and sends LIR,Lurk,and Jib into horrible parellell universes.
• Smile-o-pocalypse-A horrible slime invades foodcourtia. Sevn,LIR,Menami,Tark,and Kivi are the only ones who can stop it.
• Jingle bells,you all fell,to your horrible doooom.-Lurk dies and is transformed into a snowman. However,once he is,he begins to have the urge to kill that he cannot control. He soon begins a murder spree with an ax.
• The Satanist-An evil ghost like entity from another dimension traps Jib,Vex,LIR,Menami,Lurk,and some elites in the ZY-237 space station. With no communication or power,they must all find a way out. Meanwhile,the ghost entity begins to posess them and drive them insane.

We're not in OUR kansas anymore.

a black screen is shown*

a bunch of bubble universes pop up*

Narrator:Other universes. Tons of them,each different and unique in their own ways.

Narrator:Each one can be radically different or almost exactly similar...

Other Narrator: Like pickles and cucumbers?

Narrator:We know little about them,all we know is that they're vast and uncharted.

Narrator:Little do we know....that sometimes..something new can be terrifying...

evil laugh echos*

Dusq's bloodshot red eye flashes for a second*

in jib's base*

a green portal opens up on a wall,it crackles and sparks green electricity*

Lurk and LIR fly out of it*

LIR: Hi, Jib. *stands up like nothing happened* 8:34 Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk flys into a wall* 8:34 Invader Jib Jib: WHERE DID....WHAT *Looks around, confused* 8:34 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:OOF!

Lurk stands up,his contact falls off*

He puts it back on* Lurk:! Wait..this is...JIB'S BASE!

Lurk pulls out his spider legs* 8:35 Invader Jib Jib: Ooh...and what are YOU doing here? 8:35 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Jib! You'll never take us alive- 8:35 Invader Jib Jib: *Takes out Trio Gem sword* 8:36 LIRLIR LIR: I have no idea! *rips off a piece of wire and begins to chew on it* 8:36 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I was observing and taking water droplets from a waterfall,when LIR tripped and his LSD portal came on on accident. 8:36 LIRLIR LIR: Oh. Yeah. That was me. 8:36 Invader Jib Jib: Hmm... 8:37 LIRLIR LIR: We happened to fall into a random portal below where we came out, and we got here. 8:37 Mysteriousjillguy

the portal closes* Lurk:?!?! Darn!

LIR: The LSD has it's own way of being an interdimensional passage while remaining stable and preventing the Omniverse's collapse.

Jib: Now, Lurk..any reason why I shouldn't turn you in?

LIR: *stares at Jib and Lurk preparing to fight*

LIR: Ok, now

LIR: is not the time for lectures.

LIR: *transforms his hands into claws*

Lurk:I will defend myself Jib,even with the cost of ending your life.

Jib: Um..why? You abandoned a mission. That's a relatively small offense.

LIR: I won't. I'd rather solve this problem like one would do when you find a moldy donut.

LIR: You throw it in the trash.

8:40Lurk:THe tallest found out about my obsession,I cannot return to Irk.

Jib: Oh yeah? What'd they do to you? Lurk, Zim got community service for a KILLING SPREE.

Lurk:Now,to make sure that I don't get deactivated. *Lurk's spider legs fire at Jib*

LIRLIRLIR: That was different, Jib. Zim did not become defective.

LIR: He did blow up a lot.

Invader JibJib: *Slides and flies into Lurk*

Jib: Zim was defective since birth, LIR.

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk's spider legs stab into the ground to anchor him,he kicks Jib*

nvader Jib

Tries to slice Lurk's PAK legs with Trio gem sword*

Jib: *Slices on of them*

8:44Mysteriousjillguy

one spider leg gets sliced in half the piece flys into LIR*

the peice hits LIR in the head*

( Wait brb quickly)

8:45LIRLIRLIR: URRGHHTCZZTT!

8:45Invadervax(Okay.)

8:45LIRLIRLIR: *yanks the piece out and turns it into a javelin*

8:48Invadervax(...)

8:49LIRLIRLIR: SHISH-KABOBS! *begins to shank everything around him*

8:49Invader JibJib: Uh...Okaay then..

8:50Mysteriousjillguy(Back)

LIR's head starts to spark green eletricity*

8:50LIRLIR(Nvm about the javelin)

8:50Mysteriousjillguy

from his head wound from the peice*

8:50LIRLIRLIR: What's going on?

LIR: *shrugs and swings the javelin around like a mace, and then throws it at Jib*

8:53Invader JibJib: *Ducks, but it hits the top of his head*

Jib: OW!

8:53LIRLIRLIR: HA! I JIB-KABOBED YOU!

the sparks in LIR's head increase in frequency*

8:55Mysteriousjillguy

LIr's head starts to glow green*

8:55Invader JibJib: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO *Desperately tries to get it off*

8:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO! *spider legs retract*

8:56LIRLIRLIR: MY HEAD!

8:56Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk runs up to LIR*

Lurk:QUICK,FIX HIS HE-

8:56LIRLIRLIR: Nothing seems to be wrong!

8:57Mysteriousjillguy

A green sphere of light engulfs everyone*

it flashes*

they all dissappear*

8:57Invader JibJib: ARRRRRRRRRGH *Trying to rip the javelin off*

8:58Mysteriousjillguy

We suddenly end up in a swamp*

8:58LIRLIRLIR: *shoulders the javelin*

Tophats4ever has joined the chat. 

8:58Invadervax(Hi, Zara.)

8:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the..? Where are we?

8:59LIRLIRLIR: *looks around the swamp* Well, I was planning to eat you, Jib, but, *shakes Jib off the javelin* This forest seems to have enough.

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk looks around*

8:59Invader Jib(Sure)

8:59LIRLIR(It's a Halloween special. Sure.)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( WE're in an alternate universe in a strange swamp )

8:59Tophats4ever(DELYAAAED Special?)

8:59LIRLIR(Lurk, did you get the part where LIR shakes Jib off the javelin?)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( Unfortunately,yes...

8:59LIRLIR(Yeah.)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( Yes LIR,I did.

9:00LIRLIR(good.)

LIR: I like jungles. Full of food. Living food.

9:00Invader JibJib: Ooooh....*Rubs head, in reliefs to the javelin being off his head*

9:00Tophats4ever(Video of the day: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kIUbZITNvs&desktop_uri=/watch?v=9kIUbZITNvs

9:00Mysteriousjillguy( HOw does Zara come in?

Lurk sees a shadow figure*

9:00LIRLIR(Idk.)

9:01Mysteriousjillguy( How about she goes to JIb's base?

Lurk:..?

9:01LIRLIRLIR: *activates electron-scanning vision*

9:01Mysteriousjillguy

the figure comes out of the murky swamp water*

it is undetected*

9:01LIRLIRLIR: *deactivates it*

9:01Mysteriousjillguy

the figure has bunny ears and 2 long fingers*

it comes closer*

9:02Invader JibJib: What...the..

9:02LIRLIRLIR: O_O

9:02Mysteriousjillguy

Fionna's face is revealed*

Lurk:Fionna..? Wha..?

Lurk blushes*

9:02Invader JibJib: *Makes a =_= face at Lurk*

9:02Mysteriousjillguy

THe figure steps out more into the light,it has tallest red's arms*

9:02LIRLIRLIR: Let's SHISH KABOB HER! *readies javelin*

LIR: Eww.

9:02MysteriousjillguyLurk: NO! LIR! It'S FIONNA-HUH?!!

9:03LIRLIRLIR: YARRRR!! *runs after the weird fionna*

9:03Mysteriousjillguy

the fionna creature reveals giant spider legs*

9:03LIRLIR

at

9:03Invader JibJib: ....Lurk, this isn't your little imagination land or something, is it?

9:03Mysteriousjillguy

the creature stares at LIR*

9:03LIRLIRLIR: *stops and looks at it*

9:03MysteriousjillguyLurk: Fionna wouldn't look like this...

9:03LIRLIRLIR: Uuuuh.

LIR: Hi?

9:03MysteriousjillguyCreature:*ROAR* *the creature sticks out a long barbed tounge*

9:04LIRLIRLIR: AUGUHH!

9:04Mysteriousjillguy

the tounge grabs LIR*

9:04LIRLIRLIR: *whacks the side of it's face with the javelin*

9:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:! *leaps onto it's head*

Lurk stares at it's dot eyes*

9:04Invader JibJib: *Takes out laser gun and fires at the creature*

9:05MysteriousjillguyLurk: You've just gave me nightmare fuel. *Lurk's spider legs come out and stab it's head*

LIR starts to spark again*

9:05LIRLIRLIR: CAN I EAT IT?

9:05Invader JibJib: Uh. And the Fionna thing didn't?

9:05MysteriousjillguyCreature:GRAAAAAGHHHHH

9:05LIRLIRLIR: Whaat?

LIR: NOT AGAIN!

9:05Mysteriousjillguy

the creature hisses in pain*

A ball of green light engulfs us all,we dissappear again*

we end up in a swirling vortex*

Lurk:GAHHHH!

9:06LIRLIRLIR: WHEEE!! And at the same time.. AUUUUUUUGHGHH!!!!!!!!

9:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*"swims" over to LIR in the zero gravity*

Lurk looks at LIR's head*

Lurk:*tinkers with it*

9:07Invader JibJib: Oooh...this is..AAAH! WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS?! WHAAAAT IS THIIIIIIS

9:07LIRLIRLIR: I don't know, Jib.

9:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:LIR's LSD portal engine is severly damaged!

Lurk:Maybe I can-

9:08Invader JibJib: *Pukes from vortex sickness*

9:08InvadervaxKivi: Weirdest day ever.

9:08Mysteriousjillguy

a white flash appears*

9:08LIRLIRLIR: Great. Just great. My Nanobots could fix it, but that's the easy way out- WHAT

9:08Mysteriousjillguy

We all end up in a mansion living room*

Lurk is on a couch*

9:08LIRLIRLIR: FINALLY! SOMEWHERE TO SIT! *sits on a couch*

9:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:Augh...where are we this time?

Lurk turns around and sees the severed head of the fionna creature*

Lurk:AHHH! *whacks the head off the couch*

9:09LIRLIRLIR: I don't care *his voice is shivering with relief* But this couch is awesome.

9:09Mysteriousjillguy

the head drips purple blood*

9:10Invader JibJib: Uggh...I don't understand any of this..

9:10InvadervaxKvi: Neither do I.

the head drips purple blood*

9:10Invader JibJib: Uggh...I don't understand any of this..

9:10InvadervaxKvi: Neither do I.

9:10LIRLIRLIR: *begins to stare at a statue that is above on some sort of stand attached to the wall*

9:10Invader JibJib: Wait what? Where the heck did you come from? *To Kivi*

9:10Mysteriousjillguy

it's a human statue*

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Does anyone know what quantum mechanics is?

9:11InvadervaxKivi: I've been living in your PAK.

9:11MysteriousjillguyLurk: A human statue? Hmm...are we on Earth...?

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Lurk?

9:11Invader JibJib: WAIT WHAT?! *To Kivi*

9:11Mysteriousjillguy

an evil laugh is heard in the distance*

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Are you familiar with Quantum Mechanics?

9:11MysteriousjillguyVoice:Heheheha..

9:11Invader JibJib: Try that again, and I'll slice your head off. *To Kivi*

9:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Does anyone hear that..?

9:12Invader JibJib: No, not really..

9:12Mysteriousjillguy

the evil laugh is heard again*

9:12LIRLIRLIR: LURK! Pay attention! *is staring at the statue* Quantum mechanics is the theory that atoms may behave differently depending on how they are being observed, even if they aren't observed at all. It's been proven that it exists.

9:12InvadervaxKivi: You were hypnotized when you let me in.

9:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sees a vent shaft*

Lurk:It seems to be coming from there.

9:12Invader JibJib: *Puts a lock on his PAK so Kivi can't get in*

9:13Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk takes the vent cover off*

9:13LIRLIRLIR: Should I investigate? *is still staring at the statue8

9:13InvadervaxKivi: I didn't even like it in there.

9:13Mysteriousjillguy

he takes out a lazer knife out of his PAK,and he sticks his hand in*

Lurk:*moves hand around*

Lurk:Phew,it's just a false alarm.

Lurk pulls his hand out*

Lurk:Let's hope we don't see another Fionna monst-

Lurk looks at his hand*

half of his arm is chopped clean off*

Lurk:HUH?!!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: O_O

9:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY..HAND..?

9:15Invader JibJib: Wha...AUUUGH, DUDE!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: Should I go in?

9:15Mysteriousjillguy

a clawed plastic hand reaches out of the vent*

9:15LIRLIRLIR: What the?

9:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:QUICK! CLOSE THE VENT!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: *slams the cover back on and welds it*

9:16Mysteriousjillguy

the clawed hand claws on the vent cover,high pitched chattering is heard*

9:16LIRLIRLIR: What is that?!

9:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:I don't know..but it chopped my hand clean off..

9:17LIRLIRLIR: Hmm. Let's investi-GATE!! *the statue is gone*

9:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm surprised I don't feel any pain-AHH! OWW! IT HURTS NOW! AGGHH!

Lurk spazzes his arm in pain*

9:18LIRLIRLIR: o_o Lurk. That human statue is gone. Entirely.

9:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:IT BURNS!!!

9:18LIRLIRLIR: Well, I don't know the atomic composition of your arm. I'd need to know your blood type and stuff.

9:18Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk's PAK opens up,a robot claw arm comes out,holding a bandage*

9:18LIRLIRLIR: That..works.

9:19Mysteriousjillguy

the arm wraps the bandage around Lurk's arm*

9:19LIRLIRLIR: *looks behind him, the statue is there, watching Lurk, but remaining frozen*

9:19Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk is left with a nub for an arm*

Lurk:Darn nightmare creatures.

9:19LIRLIRLIR: Good thing Irken heal quickly.

LIR: Lurk. The statue is watching us.

9:20Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znK6rVPAYdo&list=PLD6098AC323B94A33 )

9:20LIRLIR

The statue is on the ground now, remaining frozen, yet looking right at Lurk*

9:20Invader JibJib: It's uh...*looks over at the statue* AH! *Fires a laser at the statue*

9:20MysteriousjillguyLurk: Yeah,but it takes a few hours or so for a bad injury! Plus,my whole hand was cut off!

the statue explodes*

dust flys everywhere*

9:21LIRLIRLIR: You can't kill stone. Not with that.

9:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough cough*

the dust clears*

9:21Tophats4ever

screaming is heard*

9:21InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

9:21LIRLIRLIR: Uhh. Lurk. *there are statues everywhere*

LIR: Two words.

LIR: Quantum

9:21Mysteriousjillguy

the dust clears and reveals a floating brain with throbbing veins and various organs attached to it,it has 2 eyeballs attached to veins*

9:21LIRLIRLIR: Locked.

LIR: What>

9:22MysteriousjillguyBrain:*growls* Clrgrclrg

9:22LIRLIRLIR: AHHGH

LIR: It's a brain! The close relative of the cucumber!

9:22Mysteriousjillguy

all the statues implode revealing floating organs with eyes*

9:22LIRLIRLIR: Not quantum-locked. Just fraidy brains..

9:22Mysteriousjillguy

the body parts rush at us,glowing red*

Lurk:RUN!!

Lurk runs*

9:23LIRLIRLIR: AGHHG *runs*

9:23MysteriousjillguyLurk: *sees a staircase*

9:23Invader Jib

Throws a fire grenade, which attaches to the brain, then follows them*

Jib:

9:23Mysteriousjillguy

the fire grenade evaporates,the brain glows brighter*

Lurk:THERE! THE GRAND STARCASE!

9:23LIRLIRLIR: *clambers up the stairs*

9:23Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk runs up the staircase,a door is at the top*

9:23Invader JibJib: *Uses PAK legs to climb faster*

9:24Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk takes a spider leg,he breaks the door down with it*

Lurk jumps through*

9:24Invader JibJib: *Follows*

9:24LIRLIRLIR: *follows*

9:24Mysteriousjillguy

Lur flys into a wall of an empty white room*

lurk*

9:25LIRLIRLIR: *stops running, and looks*

9:25Tophats4ever

everything behind them falls apart to pieces into a black void quick

ly*

9:25LIRLIRLIR: We're trapped!

Mysteriousjillguy

the door we bashed through appears solid and untouched*

another door appears behind us*

Lurk:This makes no sense whatsoever...

9:27Invader JibJib: ...See, this is why I don't travel dimensions...

9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk pulls out a small control panel*

Lurk:Luckily I brought a map scanner,it'll scan where we are and show us a map of the surrounding area.

Lurk presses a button*

9:28LIRLIRLIR: *presses in a square part of the wall, which plays a goofy noise each time it's pressed*

9:28Mysteriousjillguy

the screen turns blue*

Screen:Irk map.exe has shutdown.

9:28LIRLIRLIR: Uh..oh...

9:28Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk throws the control panel into a wall,it breaks*

9:29Tophats4ever

a shadowy figure appears at the far front of them resembling an irken girl and moaning is heard*

9:29LIRLIRLIR: *An eye appears where the control panel hit the wall*

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm well it's either the back door or the door with hungry internal organs waiting for us.

9:29LIRLIRLIR: Let's go through this door.

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:?

9:29LIRLIRLIR: Hi, ghost shadow person.

LIR: Care to join?

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait,there's uhh..an irken female?

Lurk opens the door,it creaks*

Lurk looks out*

9:30Invader JibJib: I don't understand anything anymore...

9:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:There's a purple bedroom..

9:30LIRLIRLIR: I understand pumpkins and paprika. A good source of vitamin C.

LIR: A BED? WHERE?! *runs into the room*

9:31Tophats4ever

scream is heard again and irken disappears after scream*

9:32Invader JibJib: AAAH!

9:32Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.google.com/imgres?rlz=1C1LENN_enUS464US464&espv=210&es_sm=93&biw=1241&bih=583&tbm=isch&tbnid=8ffvbs_xdOOkiM:&imgrefurl=http://www.homecreat.com/2011/09/15/12-feminine-purple-bedroom-decoration-ideas/&docid=VzxvTb8sShnMRM&imgurl=http://www.homecreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/luxury-purple-bedroom.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=DtmGUp2QH-jO2AXLn4CYDg&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:10,s:0,i:109&iact=rc&page=2&tbnh=191&tbnw=259&start=4&ndsp=15&tx=111&ty=-23the bedroom)

9:32InvadervaxKivi: Weird.

9:32Invader JibJib: SOMETHING IS GONNA EAT US!

9:32MysteriousjillguyLurk walks into the room*

it's nightime outside the window*

9:32LIRLIRLIR: HAA!! *jumps onto the bed*

9:33Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk looks outside the window*

9:33LIRLIR

A pillow meows and flies onto LIR's face*

LIR: GET IT OFF!

9:33Invader JibJib: WE GOTTA BREAK THE WINDOW! IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT!

9:33Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk sees a huge yard full of hills and a golf yard*

9:34Invader JibJib: *Grabs a lamp and is about to throw it through the window*

9:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks up and sees a gas giant in the night sky*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: GET IT OFFF!!!!!

9:34Tophats4ever

a piano is heard playing a slow version of fur elise*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: Music. Oh, I love music.

9:34MysteriousjillguyLurk: Jib! Wait!

9:34Invader JibJib: *throws the lamp into the window, breaking it*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: Does anyone else hear the piano? *yanks off the pillow*

9:34Mysteriousjillguy

the lamp falls*

it falls down 24 stories*

9:35LIRLIRLIR: Whoa.

9:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:It's a long way down...

Lurk:WE appear to be in a mega mansion of some sort...

9:35Invader JibJib: Well, that's what PAK legs are for.

9:35Tophats4ever

faint laughing is heard*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: I've had enough of you, pillow cat. *throws the screeching pillow out the window, and it flies upward into the sky*

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

the lamp hits the ground,as soon as it does,the window dissappears*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: Wow.

LIR: What?

It's replaced by wall*

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

a vent on the ceiling shakes*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: Uhh.

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

the vent cover flys off,a clawd hand bursts out*

9:36Invader JibJib: AAAAH! *Flips out and punches a wall*

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

it's brown and wrinkly*

a second hand comes out*

9:37LIRLIRLIR: AHHH!!!

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

a green doll head pops out*

9:37InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

9:37Tophats4ever

a book suddenly fade appears on the bed saying "Memor##* rest is scratched*

9:37LIRLIRLIR: Hm? *picks up the book, and puts it in his chest storage area*

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

the doll head rotates 360,it has pink irken like eyes*

9:38LIRLIRLIR: WHAH!

9:38MysteriousjillguyDoll:HELLO EVERYBODY.

9:38LIRLIRLIR: Hi!

9:38MysteriousjillguyDoll:I LIKE PLAYING WITH KNIVES,ON YOUR SKIN? YOU DON"T MIND DO YOU?

9:39LIRLIRLIR: Me, too! But, if you're talking about my friends, they wouldn't understand.

9:39Mysteriousjillguy

music starts to play* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poTBjquubs )

9:39Invader JibJib: OOOOH NO NOT AT ALL *Is slamming head into the wall, and punching the wall trying to smash the wall open*

9:39InvadervaxKivi: LURKY!

9:40MysteriousjillguyDoll: YOU THREE JUST STAND THERE WHILE I PLAY WITH MY KNIVES. IT'S OKAY,JUST RELAX.

a second clown doll head pops out* 2nd doll:THe butcher's come to play.

9:40Tophats4ever

Female voice is heard humming*

9:41MysteriousjillguyDoll:Oh looky,my friends are here.

Doll:My name's Lurky. LET'S PLAY.

9:41Invader JibJib: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE...AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY *Pulls out fire grenade, and removes the gooey stuff that makes it fire*

9:41Mysteriousjillguy

the dolls fall onto the floor*

2 more dolls fall out*

9:41Tophats4ever

Same book appears again but without cover*

9:41Invader JibJib: I'M GOING TO BLOW THE WALL OPEN!

9:41LIRLIRLIR: Oh, please. You're amateurs!

9:42Invader JibJib: *Activates the grenade* AHAHAHAHAHAH

Boom*

9:42LIRLIRLIR: *walks over to the dolls and yanks them out of the vent, and throws them aside*

Kivi: Nice shot.

9:42Mysteriousjillguy

one doll bites LIR*

it rips off his hand*

the grenade explosion gets swallowed by Lurky*

Lurky:Mmm that tastes good. THanks for the snack.

9:43Invader Jib

Wait, no-The wall is just unphased by it*

9:43LIRLIRLIR: You're too kind. *uses his other claw to slice the doll's head off*

9:43Tophats4ever

Book: Everything I had. Gone. Because of someone that I knew. V##,*

9:44Invader JibJib: *Is passes out in the corner where he let off the grenade, laying in a big sploch of ashes*

9:44LIRLIRLIR: That's how you do it. Watch and learn! *regenerates his hand and slashes another doll up*

9:44Tophats4ever

Back cover of book: Z##a*

9:44MysteriousjillguyLurky:Meet my friends,Butcher,Slicy,and Roadkill. *a clown doll is seen,along with a doll with knives for hands,covered in scars,another is seen with 3 eyes and a baby head,it has 6 arms covered in claws*

( Do you think they're creepy?

Lurk:Ya know LIR,a portal would be REALLY good right now-

9:45Tophats4ever

Everything around the characters fade to black except the dolls

9:45Mysteriousjillguy

a doll hops on Lurk*

Lurky:HELLO,BROTHER!

Lurk:AHHH!

Lurk's spider legs come out,he violently tries to stab Lurky*

Lurky:Ahahaha! *he giggles*

9:46Invader JibJib: *Wakes up* Eheheheahahhaa....yeeah, this is real fun, dimensional god thing..ehehehe..*passes back out*

9:46Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky cuts Lurk with his knife*

a cut is on Lurk's face*

9:47LIRLIRLIR: Oh.. How cute.. *he is genuinely impressed by them*

9:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:You...YOU...

Lurk: YOU...

9:47LIRLIRLIR: *converts a whole doll into metal and smashes apart another one*

9:47InvadervaxKivi: Oh, no...

9:47MysteriousjillguyLurky:*closes Lurk's mouth* Ah ah ah,NOTHING OVER PG-13,REMEMBER?

9:48Mysteriousjillguy

slicey is turned into metal,he stabs LIR in the chest*

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9:49Invader Jib(It doesn't qaulify as over PG-13 anymore, LIR. I know it's sad, but it's true. A few years ago it might.)

9:49LIRLIRLIR: Really, the fact that you're dolls just KILLS it for me! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! *goes berserk and slams Slicey into the wall*

(Lol.)

9:49Mysteriousjillguy( Lurky was refering to language,Lurk was about to call him a b@$T@$Rdd

9:49LIRLIR(OH. ok.)

9:49MysteriousjillguySlicey flys into a wall*

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9:49Mysteriousjillguy

there's a wound in LIR's chest*

9:50LIRLIR

LIR uses his nanobots to heal it*

9:50Tophats4ever

female voice is heard*

9:50LIRLIRLIR: Hey. *looks at a doll* You hear that?

9:50Tophats4everVoice: hello....?

9:50MysteriousjillguyButcher:C'mon now. *butcher has a deep voice*

9:50Invader JibJib: EGhH...GuYS, I'M NOOAUT GANNA MAKE IIT.....

9:50MysteriousjillguyButcher:WE just want to play..*butcher walks up to Jib*

9:51InvadervaxKivi: JIB, DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!

9:51MysteriousjillguyButcher:Come on now,don't be a wimp...

9:51LIRLIRLIR: Yeah, don't die!

9:51Tophats4ever

piano music plays http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-CWoAXV8g )

9:51Mysteriousjillguy

butcher cuts Jib's knee with a butcher knife*

green irken blood splatters*

9:51Invader JibJib: I CAN'T MOVE, MY LEGS ARE BROKEN AND..AAAUUUUGH GET IT AWAY FROM ME

9:51Mysteriousjillguy(Or pink,depending on what you think the color is.

9:51LIRLIRLIR: *grabs Butcher by his head*

9:52MysteriousjillguyButcher's head turns 360*

9:52LIRLIRLIR: Well, we've got ourselves an amateur.

9:52Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill hops on LIR*

9:52LIRLIRLIR: *shakes Butcher insanely fast, and makes Butcher dizzy*

LIR: That's how you deal with squirrels.

9:52Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes violently and chatters in a high pitched voice* *he frantically bites and scratches LIR*

9:53Invader JibJib: Uggh... *Uses PAK legs to get up*

9:53Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill stabs LIR in the chest and rips open his chest,he bursts his head through LIR's circuitry*

9:53LIRLIRLIR: GahgrughauhgrhuhghahgrhuhgaHUGAUHGUHSGASGHU

9:53Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill chews on various parts of him* Roadkill:GUAHHGGUAGHGRINKAHOFGG GRRLRGG GLRGGG

9:53Tophats4ever

a hanged figure appears this time it's the same shadowy figure from before*

9:53LIRLIRLIR: Okay.. you're pretty good amateurs..

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes around like a rabid animal*

9:54LIRLIR

LIR grows super-brightly, and he's randomly back*

It

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill rips out LIR's voice chip*

9:54LIRLIR

It's the Existence effect.*

LIR: *gets up*

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill's 6 arms slices out his food combuster*

Lurky hops on lurk*

Lurky:*smacks Lurk upside the head*

9:55LIRLIRLIR: I have no idea how this is happening *looks at himself, and each of the body parts Roadkill slices off flash back*

9:55Invader Jib(Eh....those things are kinda overpowered, Lurk)

9:55Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky kicks Lurk in the stomach and cuts his face reapedtly*

(Well,they are just dolls,you CAN kill them.

9:55LIRLIR(Yeah. LIR had to discover his Existence again. That takes a lot.)

9:56Mysteriousjillguy(Roadkill is the worst,he'll fight until he's literally dead.

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Well, no time for contemplating.

9:56Invader JibJib: *Trio Gem Sword ejects from Jib's PAK*

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Well, *takes out a flamethrower*

9:56Mysteriousjillguy(Butcher is sadistic,Slicey is ruthless,and Lurky is the sadistic comedic one

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Roadkill, meet the thing that you got your name from.

9:56Invader JibJib: *Holds Trio Gem Sword with a PAK leg*

9:57MysteriousjillguyRoadkill:GAURGHHLPOGHK? *his eyes cross*

9:57LIRLIRLIR: *burns Roadkill with the flamethrower*

9:57MysteriousjillguyButcher slices Jib's leg again*

9:57LIRLIR

He's literally on fire*

9:57MysteriousjillguyRoadkill:GAURGGHLPOGAGHKKK WHEEE WHEEE WHEEEEE *burns*

9:57Invader JibJib: AAAUGH *Rapdily slcies TRio Gem sword at butcher*

9:57Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes in pain*

Butcher:AHAHA-UGHK! *his head gets sliced off*

9:58LIRLIRLIR: *sings crazily* KILL IT WITH FIRE, BEFORE IT GET STRONGAH!! *blasts Butcher with the flamethrower and laughs crazily*

9:58Tophats4ever

All of the dolls suddenly disappear*

9:58MysteriousjillguyLurky:NOOOO MY BUDDIES!

slicey trips over Butcher's burning body,he combusts into blood because of the fire*

9:58LIRLIR(Zara, wait until we get to a place with ghosts for that stuff.)

9:59MysteriousjillguyLurky:NOOO! GGRGGHHHH

(WARNING KIDS:Extremely graphic image incoming.

9:59LIRLIRLIR: MAHAHAH AMATEURS!! WHAHHGHSAG

9:59MysteriousjillguyLurky's eyes turn red,veins on his face throb and are pink,his face begins to turn red*

9:59Invader Jib(Everyone suddenly leaves the chat after the warning*)

10:00MysteriousjillguyLurky:GGAURGGHHh! *pink fleshy tenecles burst out of his chesT*

the tenecles grab the dead dolls*

10:00LIRLIRLIR: What??

LIR: O_O

10:00Mysteriousjillguy

two more tenecles burst through a wall,they grab the organ monsters from the other room*

all the parts fuse together*

10:00LIRLIRLIR: What.. the?

LIR: Oh.. my...

10:01Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky transforms into a fleshy,disgusting,slimey mass of tenecles and organs*

Lurky's plastic eyeballs pop out,becoming replaced with bloodshot real eyes*

10:01LIRLIR(It's so scary i'm laughing if that's possible.)

10:01Mysteriousjillguy

lurky roars*GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNNNNNNNNNNNK

10:01LIRLIRLIR: Uuuuh.

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

a bloody hand made of lungs and hearts smacks LIR so hard he flies out of the room*

10:02LIRLIRLIR: You wanna play touch-WAUGHGHGS

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk has passed out from bloodloss*

10:02LIRLIRLIR: THAT'S IT!

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky raises a giant clawed hand made of intestines over lurk*

10:03InvadervaxKivi: OH, MY-

10:03LIRLIR

The flamethrower begins to transform into a super-duper-flamey-doom-weapon*

10:03Invader JibJib: ....Okay, that is just gross...

10:03LIRLIR

a huge hole in the wall is ripped open, and engulfed in a fireball*

LIR: *steps out of the hole* Who wants to play tough?

10:04Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWjbW-JD23k )

Lurky: I WOULD LOVE TO,SCRAP METAL. *DISTORTED VOICE*

LURKY CRUSHES LURK WITH HIS intestine hand*

10:04LIRLIRLIR: YAARRGH *fires a huge fireball at Lurky*

10:04Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_kNJvsoaA )

Lurky raises his intestine hand,Lurk is completely crushed,all that remains is his damaged torso and wounded head*

10:05LIRLIRLIR: NO!!!!!!

10:05Mysteriousjillguy

peices of his PAK are everywhere*

Lurky:HAHAHAWHAWHAWHHGJHGLJ *Lurky coughs up green fluid*

10:06Invader JibJib: *Dumps the flame liquid from a fire grenade into his laser gun, making it's laser blasts flaming. He fires it at the organ monster.*

10:06MysteriousjillguyLurky:ARGGHUGHHH

Lurky catches fire*

He begins to burn*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: *jumps right onto Lurky's face and blasts it with fire*

LIR: YOUUU

10:06Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky throws his fleshy tail made off organs at LIR and the others*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: SHALLL

LIR:NEVER LAUGH

10:06Mysteriousjillguy

they fly through the wall*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: AGAIN!!!!!!

10:07MysteriousjillguyLurky:GGAURGHH *his eyeballs evaporate*

lurky starts to burn up*

10:07LIRLIRLIR: *keeps torching Lurky with fire*

10:07Mysteriousjillguy

lurky spazzes in fear*

Lurky finally becomes still,he falls over*

10:07LIRLIRLIR: You. Are an amateur.

LIR: *blasts it's face with fire again, and drops the flamethrower*

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10:08Mysteriousjillguy( THe most violent creepiest roleplay?

10:08LIRLIR(LOL.)

LIR: Hm.

10:08Mysteriousjillguy

all that's left is lurky's burnt black corpse*

10:08LIRLIRLIR: *studies the bits of Lurk's PAK*

10:08Mysteriousjillguy

LIR sees Lurk's crushed body*

10:09LIRLIRLIR: I need.. something..

10:09Mysteriousjillguy

LIR starts to spark green eletric*

10:09LIRLIR

LIR's head swings open, and Lurk's PAK zooms out*

LIR: YES!!

LIR: LSD HAS ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING TODAY!!

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10:10Mysteriousjillguy

everyone is engulfed with green light*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: WAIT. NOOO!!!!!

10:10Mysteriousjillguy

flash*

10:10Invader JibJib: *Grabs the old Pak's memory chip in the last second*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: Where am I now?

10:10Mysteriousjillguy

you end up in jib's base again*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: I have the PAK, Jib.

LIR: Wait..

10:11Mysteriousjillguy

due to the effects of teleportation,Lurk's corpse is fused with Lurky's body parts*

a door in Jib's base opens up*

10:11LIRLIRLIR: Well, here goes. *slaps the PAK onto the corpse's back*

10:11Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk walks in with no disguise*

10:11LIRLIRLIR: Lurk?

10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:What are you guys doing?

10:12LIRLIRLIR: Is that you?

10:12Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk/lurky wakes up*

Lurk2:QUICK! CLONE ME OR SOMETHING! WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? WHAT"S THE IRKEN CAPITAL SHIP? WHO'S THE TALLEST? WHAT COLOR IS EARTH"S OCEANS?

10:13LIRLIRLIR: uhh..

10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk2:TELL ME!! TELL ME! SO WE KNOW THE MADNESS IS OVER!

10:13Invader JibJib: . . . .

10:13LIRLIRLIR: It's over..

LIR: I'm so happy both of you are OK@

10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Geez,clone me. THe sky is blue,the capital ship is the massive,tallest red and purple are tallest,and the ocean is blue!

Lurk2:Oh thank heavens.

Lurk:I brought some snacks. *a fleshy tenecle pops out of Lurk's head*

10:14LIRLIRLIR: This was crazy..

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10:14LIRLIRLIR: Eww!

10:14MysteriousjillguyJib2:Me too! *holds snackbag with fleshy tenecle*

dramatic music que*

10:14LIRLIRLIR: O_O

10:14Invader JibJib: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10:15LIRLIR(The end?)

10:15MysteriousjillguyLurk2:Meh. *grabs snack bag*

dramatic que* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFO4aykR6hg&list=PLA46F6485EEDECABE )

10:15LIRLIRLIR: Yay! *takes some snacks*

10:15Invader JibJib: *Falls to the ground, motionless.*

10:16Mysteriousjillguy

the camera zooms to lurky's lifeless head on Lurk's fused back*

10:16InvadervaxKivi: Oh, my...

10:16LIRLIRTHE END.

10:16MysteriousjillguyLurky's head burps out a portal and his eyes open with jumpscare music*

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10:16Mysteriousjillguy

Red bloody words appear on the screen*"THE END"

THE SLIME A POCALYPSE

green oozing words appear*"THE SLIME A POCALYPSE"

10:19LIRLIR(Lurk, are you posting the one we just did on the wiki?)

10:19Invader JibJib:*in the audience* Wow. I'm glad that isn'- Jib 2:That was awesome! *DUN DUN DUN*

10:20Mysteriousjillguy( I recorded everything.

( Btw,Lurky will come back...

( *DUN DUN DUN*

10:20LIRLIR(Are u gunna put it on the wiki?)

(Yeah, Lurky's a good boss.)

10:20Mysteriousjillguy( Put it on the wiki.

( OK,now it's time for LIR's rp.

10:21LIRLIR(YAY! So, the next one will have the Expanding Doom Jelly?)

10:21Mysteriousjillguy( "The Slime a pocalypse"

( Spooky tales of Doom )

10:21InvadervaxVax: Huh, I wonder what this next one is.

10:22Mysteriousjillguy( REmember,it's supposed to be scary and ..err..violent. Like the Lurky one.

10:22LIRLIR(Ooh, I plan to.)

10:22Invader JibJib: I..*frowns a the second Jib in the audience*

==

Slime-o-pocalypse==

10:22LIRLIRNarrator: One day on Foodcourtia..

10:22Mysteriousjillguy( I'm gonna draw Lurky and his friends tomrrow :3

10:22LIRLIR(Cool.)

(Everyone's eating food in a bagel shop, and there is a TV depicting IRKnews)

10:23Mysteriousjillguy( Also I'm gonna make a poster for "Spooky tales of doom" It'll have Lurk with a bandaged nub for an arm,and all the enemies from the spooky tales

10:24LIRLIRNewsman: This just in, Mink'z Delicacies has developed a whole new super-food that- AUGHHG *gets shocked*

10:24Mysteriousjillguy( I'll be Sevn in this.

10:24LIRLIRNewsman: WHY ME?!

10:24MysteriousjillguySevn:Gaughhh,these news programs are ridiculous.

10:24LIRLIROff-screen taser guy: You're not supposed to say that!

Newsman: But that's what the paper told me to say! OWHWHWW! WHYY!! *cries on interplanetary television*

Sevn:Hugh

10:25LIRLIR

Everyone happens to be in Mink'z Delicacies*

LIR: I think it's funny.

10:26Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn nibbles on a donut*

10:26Invader JibTark: It's supposed to be NEWS, not the Tazer channel.

10:26LIRLIRLIR: True..

10:26MysteriousjillguySevn:Where the Xeno did you come from?

10:26LIRLIRLIR: Who, me?

10:26Mysteriousjillguy( Is MInkz's decalcies canon?

10:26LIRLIR(No.)

10:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Yes you,altered SIR unit.

10:27LIRLIR(Well, you mean fanon canon?)

10:27Mysteriousjillguy( Yes.

10:27LIRLIR(Yeah, it is, but there's no article on it..)

(I'd prefer it though.)

10:28YourFavoriteFangirl(Hey, um.. Im back guys. What'd I miss? :U)

10:28Invader JibTark: Eh..*Yawns* *GASP* THE FUGITIVE SIR UNIT IS BACK!

10:28LIRLIR

A waiter comes to their table with a silver thing they use to hold chicken on Earth*

10:28Mysteriousjillguy( You missed an rp full of horrible gruesome terrors

10:28LIRLIR(We're doing the jelly RP.)

10:28Tophats4ever(A huuuge rp.)

10:28LIRLIR(Spooky tales of Doom)

10:28Mysteriousjillguy( Spooky tales of Doom )

10:28LIRLIRWaiter: YOUR GONNA TRY OUR NEW GREEN SLUDGE! *lifts the lid*

Waiter: *pushes LIR's face close to it*

Waiter: EAT UP! OR DIE!

10:29Mysteriousjillguy( We'll do a few RPs that we create,horrible spooky rps to celebrate hallowen. (LATE unfortunately)

10:29Invader JibTark: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

10:29Tophats4ever(One of my friends said before: "Squish that gelatin monster! " Pretty funny though.)

10:29LIRLIRWaiter: I'm just kidding!

10:29YourFavoriteFangirl(Can I join in somehow? XD)

10:29Mysteriousjillguy( I dunno why,but I just imagined a fat sizz lorr like female waiter saying that.

10:29LIRLIRLIR: Hmm. I ordered this new specialty.

10:29Invader JibTark: =_= I'm watching you...(To Waiter)

10:30LIRLIR(Sure..)

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( Sure,the halloween rps most likely won't be canon,so go ahead.

( We're in a resturant on foodcourtia.

10:30LIRLIRLIR: *begins to scarf down some of the gelatin*

10:30Tophats4ever(Anyone though of my friend's thought? Anyone? ok...)

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( I did.

10:30LIRLIRLIR: Well, i'm randomly here. No questions asked.

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( I assume it was phineas and pherb?

10:31Tophats4ever(Haven't heard my friends quote before he said that.)

10:31MysteriousjillguySevn:I've heard of you and that hooligan friend of yours,Larnik? Was it?

10:31YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sitting at a table opposite of them, happened to have fallen asleep*.. (Yeah Im not good at throwing my characters into places so >.< Sorry if this looks lame)

10:31LIRLIR

Suddenly, an alarm goes off, and crazed laughing is heard*

Waiter: EVERYONE, OUT!!

LIR: It's Lurk.

10:31Mysteriousjillguy( It's okay,we'll just say Menami was on vacation or something.

Sevn walks out with LIR* Sevn:Ah yes,him.

10:32LIRLIR(Lurk, are you recording this?)

10:32Tophats4ever(And It goes down right crazy.)

10:32Invader JibTark: *WAlks out of the building*

10:32LIRLIR

The food service drones are constructing barriers around the store*

10:32Invader Jib

Walks

10:32MysteriousjillguySevn:Well,I'm interested in his technology,perhaps I could take a peek..*touches LIR's head*

10:32LIRLIRLIR: Hey!

10:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. !! *Wakes up, antennae twitching*.. *Runs out the door*

10:32LIRLIRLIR: What the?

10:33Mysteriousjillguy

lir smacks his hand*

10:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Mutters*: How many times am I going to fall asleep inside a building..

10:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh sorry to touch your trunk with my "junk". Hmph

10:33LIRLIR

The laughing grows louder, it sounds like children, but it's revealed to be food service drones, who smash down the windows but are blocked by the barricades*

10:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh poor drones.

10:34Invader JibTark: THE ROBOT IS A FUGITIVE! CALL THE MASS-Aw, forget it.

10:34LIRLIR

The laughing drones pick up the people who made the barricade and carry them down, and then return, laughing and singing songs at the people outside*

10:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Too bad I don't give a glazed chocolate doughnut. *throws a chunk on concerete at a food service drone*

Drones:

We will take you

to the green goo

you will be food!!!!

LIR: I thought you made the food, idiots!

The drones begin to pound on the barricades, and knock them down*

10:37Invader JibTark: =_= Initiate attack plan Z...*Pulls out a laser gun and fires it at a drone*

Tark: *Shoots a bunch of drones rapidly, often missing*

10:37InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

10:37LIRLIRDrone: YOU WILL BE FOOD!!

10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:*takes out a floating screen* *it scans them* THey appear to be hypnotized in some way.

10:38LIRLIRDrone: *pounces on Tark*

10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:Perhaps we should alert the local authorities,or call the resturant inspection team.

10:38LIRLIRLIR: That's just great,

10:38Invader JibTark: GAH! *Pushes the drone off*

10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:I'll try to call someone. *takes out a sphere microphone*

10:38LIRLIR

The drones begin to chant, HERE COMES THE GREEN GOO!!* and they carry some outside*

LIR: RUN!!

10:38Tophats4ever

A cube suddenly appears at the front of everyone*

10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Hello? Hello? Oh,that's werid. No signal.

10:39LIRLIRLIR: Uhh...

10:39Tophats4ever(If anyone touches his or her cube, It'll teleport him/her to a hall of doors leading to random stuff.)

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn looks at menami*

10:40InvadervaxVax: *In the audience* *Thinking: "Weirdest horror movie EVER."*

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh look,some..girl...soldier.

10:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Stands up*.. U-Ugh..

10:40LIRLIR

the green goo suddenly glows, and a crowd of Irkens on the ground faint, and then begin to laugh and grab passersby, throwing them into the goo*

LIR: Uh.. we'd better go!!

10:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Looks back inside at what's going on*... ?!

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Says the religion obsessed idiot. *To vax in the theatre*

10:41Tophats4ever(Fudge. Everyone ignores the cubes*.

10:41MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh look a cube.

10:41LIRLIRLIR: I think we should goo!!

10:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *In the theatre*.. Why was I dragged along, again?

10:41Invadervax(BRB, bathroom.)

10:41Mysteriousjillguy

sevn grabs a random alien citizen and throws him into the cube*

( Zara,can't you go ahead and be your character?

10:41LIRLIR

There is now a horde of people laughing and singing and running at them*

10:41Tophats4ever

Citizen is teleported to door hall*

10:42Mysteriousjillguy

citizen opens a door*

10:42Tophats4ever

Train approaches fast making the citizen close the door*

10:42LIRLIR

Ships begin taking off, and panic ensues*

10:42MysteriousjillguyDoor:*PRESENT NICKELODEN COMMERCIAL* MARVIN MARVIN,THE THUNDERMANS,AND SOME CRAPPY NEW REALITY SHOW TONIGHT@

Citizen:AHHHH!!! *head explodes*

10:43LIRLIR(LOL)

10:43Tophats4everZara: Strange. Cube teleporters.

10:43LIRLIRLIR: IS NO ONE SEEING THE ZOMBIES?

LIR: IS NO ONE SEEING THE ZOMBIES?

10:43Invader JibTark: JUMP IN THE CUBE! FAST!

10:43LIRLIRNewsman: This just in, people are arriving

LIR: *jumps inside*

10:44Tophats4ever(THE PLOT IS NOW ABOUT THE TELEPORTING CUBES.)

10:44LIRLIRLIR: WHoaa..

10:44MysteriousjillguySevn:NO,you military fool! THat cube is filled with highly unstable energy!

10:44LIRLIR(Takeover T_T)

10:44Invader JibTark: *Jumps into the cube*

(Zara, uh, no.)

10:44LIRLIR(When do I get the jelly?!)

10:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Twitches, trying to keep self from having another panic attack*.. (I dont know where to-- where'd the cubes come from-- the rp is going too fast for me)

10:44Mysteriousjillguy

sevn grabs Tark's foot at the last second*

10:44Tophats4ever(Later...)

10:44LIRLIR(Nowhere. Zara is taking the roleplay over.)

(Make Menami jump into the cube.)

10:45Mysteriousjillguy( Zara,we can do an rp with your ideas later,okay?

10:45YourFavoriteFangirl(Oh, okay.. I got confused for a moment)

10:45Mysteriousjillguy(Well,after this one.

10:45Tophats4ever(We'll do that later with my idea.)

10:45Invader JibTark: *Falls back onto the ground*

10:45LIRLIR(K.)

LIR:

10:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Saw what the others were doing*.. I aint staying here any longer! *Jumps into a cube*

10:45Tophats4ever(BRB, SHOWER.)

10:45LIRLIRUhh

LIR: UHHH

10:45Invader JibTark: I don't..*Pokes the cube*

10:46LIRLIR

Foodcourtia is in pandemonium*

10:46Tophats4ever

People who jumped in the cube are teleported to the hall of doors.

10:46LIRLIRLIR: Whaa?

10:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ?!

10:46LIRLIRLIR: What is this?

10:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..H-Hello? *Looks around*

10:46LIRLIRLIR: *opens a door, and it's full of cucumbers*

LIR: AHHH!!

LIR: *closes the door*

10:46Invadervax(BACK)

10:46LIRLIR(LIR has a fear of cucumbers)

Tophats4ever has left the chat. 

10:47LIRLIRLIR: How do I get outta here?!

10:47Mysteriousjillguy

menami sees a citizen with no head*

10:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. WAAAH! *Jumps back, shaking*

10:48MysteriousjillguySevn:Who cares! Let's get out of here! I think I left the energizer on back over Vort.

10:48LIRLIRLIR: *hears Menami, and smashes down the wall, and sees Manime*

Menami*

10:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. !! *Looks toward LIR*

10:49MysteriousjillguySevn:Gughhh

10:49LIRLIRLIR: HI, Menami.

INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 

10:49LIRLIRLIR: Where are we- GHHAHZHHZHZHHGTHGT *is engulfed in blue Expanding Doom Jelly*

Jingle bells,you all fell,to your horrible doooom.

• One fateful day on Planet Dlaredlare*
• A bunch of Irken ships are hovering over a huge crater*
• The crater has a giant asteroid in it,it's also filled with green glowing slime*
• Irken annoucer:It appears a strange asteroid has crashed onto planet Dlaredlare/
• Irken annoucer:It is unknown what the strange goo is.
• Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
• 3:20Mysteriousjillguy
• A crowd of Irkens is near the crater,there's a big ring of eletricity around it to keep them away*
• around the crater*
• A hooded figure walks in the crowd,carrying a huge bag*
• Figure:Outta my way! Move it! *He shoves through a bunch of irkens*
• ( You guys coming in?