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The Pencil is a strange perfectly shaped pencil that often changes its form randomly for unknown reasons. It is possible that it is sentient in some form and could be an actual lifeform. It has been seen hidden in the background in some RPs .

Note the spooky fact that it has no shadow on it's surface and only on the surface it's on. Also that the eraser looks absolutely perfect.

Schmoob found it on foodcourtia in a dusty alley,while looking for nightmare Irkens. It is unknown where it comes from.


  • It is sometimes seen in the form of a toilet, along with a variety of inanimate objects. Suggesting that it could be some sort of shapeshifter.
  • At first this article was a joke but seems to be becoming important in some form.