Summary [ ]
Sprang and Schmoob end up in Z-2000(Shrix Universe) . Yarax comes back after being de-sueified to have his horrible revenge. Soon Menami, Mario, Jib, Zik, and LIR are sent on a mission to investigate the Shrix dimension after picking up transmissions from Shrox's palace. Meanwhile, Fion gas starts to cause awful mutants to form. They're doomed.
Transcript [ ]
Mysteriousjillguy (Ok)
One plastic stench filled night on Robloxia*
12:36 BritishZombie
whistle*
12:36 Mysteriousjillguy
The moon hangs over Schmoob's destroyed base*
(Wait,say Sprang:
( Or sarks:
12:36 BritishZombie (okie dokie)
12:37 Mysteriousjillguy ( I forgot which name was which..
12:37 BritishZombie Sarks: How did this get destroyed again? o_e
12:37 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:..?
Schmoob is hiring in a burnt bush nearby*
Schmoob:An interuder..?
intruder
Schmoob:*wearing a dark,dirty hooded cloak*
12:38 BritishZombie Sarks *whistle*
12:38 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:..
Schmoob:BLAUGHGYGJGY *jumps out of the bush*
12:38 BritishZombie Sarks: O_e
12:38 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*holds two cans of spray whipped cream*
12:39 BritishZombie Sarks: *Puts hands up*
12:39 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:TASTE THE SUGAR CREAM,YOU ....PERSON
Schmoob sprays cream all over Sarks*
Schmoob:GHNBNHVNh
12:39 BritishZombie Sarks: AGGGH
12:39 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Wait..
THat voice..
Schmoob takes off his hood,revealing a smiling clown mask*
12:40 BritishZombie Sarks: MY EEYYEYEEES
12:40 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Wait..I know this one..
Schmoob:HEYYY BE QUIET,I"M TRYING TO THINK
Schmoob:Uhh
Schmoob:It is sucks?
12:42 BritishZombie Sarks: My eyes hurt qq
12:42 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:No wait...SARKS
12:42 BritishZombie Sarks: Schmoob?
12:42 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:YES..IT IS I
Pulls clown mask*
mask snaps back* Schmoob:GNGh
12:43 BritishZombie Sarks: Why were you wearing a clown mask..?
12:43 Mysteriousjillguy
Rips off mask and throws it in the sand*
Schmoob:I'm a wanted fugitive.
12:43 BritishZombie Sarks: *Face covered in cream*
12:43 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WAIT
12:43 BritishZombie Sarks: *Licks*
12:43 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob wipes cream off*
Schmoob:*GASP*
12:43 BritishZombie Sarks: Awwh :c
12:43 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:ITS NOT POSSSIBLE
Schmoob:YOU
Schmoob:Marshall lee?
12:44 BritishZombie Sarks: No... -.-'
12:44 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:What..how..how do you have Sarks's voice?
Schmoob:WHERES FIONNA?! *looks around*
Schmoob:GHGHH?
12:44 BritishZombie Sarks: Uhh *shrug*
12:44 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Did you eat her?
12:44 BritishZombie Sarks: No -.-
12:44 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:How do you have Sarks's voice?
12:45 BritishZombie Sarks: Uhhhhh..... *shrug*
12:45 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WHY DO YOU SMELL OF VOMIT?
Schmoob:AHAHA
12:45 BritishZombie Sarks: ?!
12:45 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:I knew it..the others thought I was crazy..
Schmoob:BUT I KNEW IT!
12:45 BritishZombie Sarks: Knew what?
12:45 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:There ARE other MUltiverses!
Schmoob:Fionna DOES exist in another multiverse! I KNEW IT!
12:46 BritishZombie Sarks: You're creeping Sarks out..
12:46 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:And now I have SOLID PROOF! Marshall lee standing infront of ME!
Schmoob:HUh? Sarks? YOu look like Marshall lee..
12:46 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks isn't Marshall Lee...
12:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WHAT?!
12:47 BritishZombie Sarks: Wait... How does Sarks speak like his Irken form and then have his Vampire form's body?
Sarks: uhh
12:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:YOU SPEAK THE UNTRUTH!!
Schmoob:YOU LIEE
12:47 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
12:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:You ARE marshall lee! I saw it...YOU ARE! NOT..PPOSUIBLE
12:47 BritishZombie Sarks: *scratches head*
12:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*sigh*
Schmoob:Another failure..
Schmoob:Uh oh.
12:48 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
12:48 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:QUICK,get to that heap of broken wood over there! *piints to collasped wood house*
Schmoob:*PAK jetpack comes out*
Schmoob:=_= *jetpack starts up*
Schmoob:.....HNMPGH *jetpack blasts*
Jetpack blasts Schmoob in the pile of wood quickly*
Schmoob stands up*
The slicing sound of a blade is heard*
The wood Schmoob was under is in peices*
Schmoob:*looks up at spiky hair*
Schmoob:-_-
Schmoob:EHH...Sarks!
Schmoob:HUrry up! We could get ARRESTED
BritishZombie Sarks: Arrested?
12:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( hheheh
Schmoob:My base is under investigation. Other Irkens come here sometimes..patrolling..
12:58 BritishZombie Sarks: Why are you wanted?
Sarks: What did you do? Blow up robloxia?
12:59 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Well..
12:59 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
12:59 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Apparently according to my friends,an experiment I left in the base became setient and transformed into a giant blob of horrible flesh.
1:00 BritishZombie Sarks: And those friends areee?
1:00 Mysteriousjillguy sentient*
Schmoob:Mario..and LIR...
It's been a long time since you've been gone.
1:00 BritishZombie Sarks: Mario's still around?
1:00 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:He's an Irken now though.
1:01 BritishZombie Sarks: O.O
1:01 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:He used a blank Irken clone to use a new body.
1:01 BritishZombie Sarks: What happened to his old one? Blown up?
1:02 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:It's resting a base.
in base*
in a base*
1:02 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
Sarks: All this technical stuff confuses Sarks.
1:02 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Well it's resting in their base..
Schmoob:hmm..where to start..
Schmoob:You see..all this time,all that time in Robloxia only lasted 5 years in the Irken universe.
1:03 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
1:03 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Robloxia is part of it's own universe.
Schmoob:Irk is in our home universe.
Schmoob:Apparently,40 Roblox years is equal to ONE YEAR.
1:04 BritishZombie Sarks: O.O
1:05 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:5 x 40..
1:05 BritishZombie uhh
Sarks: uhh
1:05 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:200 Robloxian years since the Irkens invaded RObloxia..
1:05 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks hates numbers
Sarks: Sarks has been gone for 200 years?
1:05 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Yep.
Schmoob:Well uhh in Robloxian time.
Schmoob:It's been only 5 for the average Irken.
1:06 BritishZombie Sarks: SARKS HAS BEEN GONE FOR 5 YEARS?!
Sarks: *shiver*
1:07 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Yep.
Schmoob:Robloxia's a werid place.
1:07 BritishZombie Sarks: So what happened while Sarks was gone?
1:08 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:LIR has his own storage dimension now. IT's huge and he can control it with his mind.
Schmoob:Only me and LIR can access it.
1:08 BritishZombie Sarks: I've already been in there
Sarks: Remember?
1:08 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Oh right..
1:08 BritishZombie Sarks: With the daleks and the fionnas
1:08 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Hgfhg my memory is stoopid..
Schmoob:FIONNAS?!
1:09 BritishZombie Sarks: Yeah and you said something about how they're not real
1:09 Mysteriousjillguy
(Lir Storage Dimension) LSD portal opens*
Schmoob:HEEEEEE *portal sucks us up*
1:09 BritishZombie Sarks: *facepalm*
1:09 Mysteriousjillguy
THe portal closes with a thunderclap*
Another portal opens*
1:10 BritishZombie Sarks: AHHH
1:10 Mysteriousjillguy
THe portal spits us out into space*
1:10 BritishZombie Sarks: Weee ^^
1:10 Mysteriousjillguy
Pink clouds are all around us*
Schmoob:*bubble helmet activates*
Schmoob:WHAT THE?!
Schmoob:THis isn't the LSD!
Schmoob:Wait....what are these pink clouds?
1:11 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh wow ._.
1:11 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*takes out a tablet device*
1:11 BritishZombie Sarks: That reminds me of robloxias thingys
1:11 Mysteriousjillguy
A tube comes out of the tablet,it sucks in some gas*
Tablet:ANALYZING...
1:12 BritishZombie Sarks: Ooooh Sarks knows what they do
1:12 Mysteriousjillguy Tablet:Warning. Toxic Fion Gas detected.
Schmoob:O____O
1:12 BritishZombie Sarks: TOXIC?
Sarks: *shiver*
1:12 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WHY ARE YOU SO CALM COMPUTER?
Tablet:WHAT? YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOU?
Tablet self destructs*
Schmoob:GGGGRRRRGGHHH
1:13 BritishZombie Sarks: *trying not to burst out laughing*
Sarks: BWAHAHAH
1:13 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:This is BAD..
Schmoob:Whatever you do,DON"T BREATHE IN THE GAS.
1:13 BritishZombie Sarks: *holds breath*
1:14 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:IT's toxic and it could mutate you in to...some..HORRIBLE giant squid..
1:14 BritishZombie Sarks: *shivering*
1:14 Mysteriousjillguy
Blonde hair begins to sprout out of Sarks's vampire form hair*
1:14 BritishZombie Sarks: ?!
1:14 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*blonde hair sprouts out of head*
1:14 BritishZombie Sarks: *screaming while holding breath*
1:14 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:OH GAWD NO.
Schmoob:*looks around*
Schmoob?
1:15 BritishZombie Sarks: *swims back towards where the portal closed*
1:15 Mysteriousjillguy
A large,yellow dome is below them*
Schmoob:Quick! Down there!
1:15 BritishZombie Sarks: *follows Schmoob*
1:15 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*takes out a large plasma cannon*
Schmoob:GGGEHHAHHH! *fires it at the dome*
Purple smoke clears*
Dome un affected*
Schmoob>_O
Schmoob:*fires spider legs at the dome*
Dome unaffected*
Schmoob:GGHHHh
1:16 BritishZombie Sarks: Wait does Sarks have spider legs?
1:17 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WEll,you ARE still an Irken..right?
1:17 BritishZombie Sarks: Pretty sure .-.
1:17 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Hmm...*swims toward the dome*
1:17 BritishZombie Sarks: *kicks dome*
1:17 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Maybe you've got a holographic vampire disguise. *turns head*
Schmoobs hair cuts the dome*
SHNK*
1:18 BritishZombie Sarks: How does hair cut the dome??
1:18 Mysteriousjillguy
A peice breaks off like glass*
A shard of the dome floats by*
Schmoob:?!
Schmoob:MY HAIR'S NOT SHARP!
1:18 BritishZombie Sarks: *stares at piece of dome*
1:18 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Everyone says my hair is a porcupine..:I
Schmoob:I DON"T GET IT!
Schmoob:*swims toward the dome hole*
Schmoob instantly falls into the dome when he swims past the hole*
Schmoob:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
1:19 BritishZombie Sarks: *follows Schmoob and falls*
Sarks: YAAAAY ^^
1:20 Mysteriousjillguy
pink gas flows through the dome*
1:20 BritishZombie Sarks: AHHHHHHHHHHH
1:20 Mysteriousjillguy
A giant,cylinder shaped robot with a >c< face on it floats toward them*
Cylinder robot:FION DETECTED. FION DETECTED.
1:20 BritishZombie Sarks: Nice robot..- WAIT WHAT?
1:21 Mysteriousjillguy
THe cylinder robot takes out advanced tools*
1:21 BritishZombie Sarks: *grabs scissors and cuts blonde hair*
1:21 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob and Sarks hit the robot's chest*
Schmoob stands up on the robot*
1:21 BritishZombie Sarks: o.e
1:21 Mysteriousjillguy
lands on the robot
(Error
Schmoob:*looks up at the robot's tools*
Robot:Intiating dome repair sequence.
THe robot throws away the tools*
1:22 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
Sarks: Sarks wants tool
1:22 Mysteriousjillguy
THe robot sticks a giant band aid on the hole*
1:22 BritishZombie Sarks: O-o
1:23 Mysteriousjillguy Robot:Complete.
THe robot turns around*
Schmoob:GAHHH! *falls off the side*
Schmoob's spider legs come out,they stab into the robot*
Schmoob:*holds on with the spider legs*
Schmoob:SARKS! Grab my foot!
1:24 BritishZombie Sarks: *grabs foot*
1:24 Mysteriousjillguy
pulls Sarks up*
Schmoob:Grab the spider leg
Schmoob:Grab my spider leg!
1:24 BritishZombie Sarks: *grabs spider leg*
1:24 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:ADVENTUUUREEEEEEEEE
1:25 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks doesn't like this
1:25 Mysteriousjillguy
THe robot flys through a rainbow*
( Meme refer
1:25 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
1:25 Mysteriousjillguy Robot:I'ma buy me some toast.
The robot begins to be flying toward a planet below*
1:25 BritishZombie Sarks: That is one weird robot
1:26 Mysteriousjillguy
The planet looks like saturn*
Schmoob:WHAT THE?!
1:27 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
1:27 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:NOOO! ITS FLYING TOWARD A GASG GIANT!
1:27 BritishZombie Sarks: Should we run..?
1:27 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Gas giants are full of pressurized gas! We'll be crushed-
A hole opens in the gas giant*
1:27 BritishZombie Sarks: *watches*
1:27 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Uhh...what..?
1:27 BritishZombie Sarks: Big hole..
1:27 Mysteriousjillguy
The robot flys through the hole*
the robot turns around again*
spider leg sways to the left*
Schmoob:*holds on tight*
THe hole closes above*
1:28 BritishZombie Sarks: *closes eyes*
1:28 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Hmm...well that was neat..
The robot sways upward*
Schmoob:*swings* WAUGHH
1:29 BritishZombie Sarks: *still closed eyes*
1:29 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:?
1:29 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks doesn't like this
1:29 Mysteriousjillguy
The inside of the gas giant is a blue,earthlike sky*
1:29 BritishZombie Sarks: Are we dead?
1:30 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:No..
1:30 BritishZombie Sarks: Are you sure?
Sarks: Sarks thinks he's dead
1:30 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:It appears we're in an artficial planet..
Schmoob:The sky is a cloaking system..its not real..
1:31 BritishZombie Sarks: Artificial by who? Who made it?
1:31 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:I dunno..
Schmoob:WE're in another dimension..
1:32 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh... Okay...
1:32 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:You see..an alternate version of me used to live here. He conquered this universe.
1:32 BritishZombie Sarks: Unlike you who can't conquer anything *smirks*
1:32 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:He went insane and took over Irk..
Schmoob:HMPH. YEAH RIGHT
1:32 BritishZombie Sarks: Our Irk or another Irk?
Sarks: Because you go on about dimension travel all the time
1:32 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Another Irk.
1:33 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh
Sarks: Heeey didn't you want to take over Irk and failed?
1:33 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WE're in another universe this very second..an Irk used to exist here.
Schmoob:Well..oh yeah..
Schmoob:Well,in THIS universe,I suceeded.
Schmoob:I..er...the other ME eventually conquered the universe.
1:33 BritishZombie Sarks: I bet you wish you were the Schmoob here *troll face*
1:34 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:He called himself "King Shrix"
Schmoob:NOPE
1:34 BritishZombie Sarks: So.. The other Schmoob was called Shrix?
Sarks: Does that mean there's a me too?
1:34 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:The Schmoob here COMPLETELY lost his mind,he spoke in gibberish and tortured people.
Schmoob:He also..did werid things..to Fionna dolls..
1:35 BritishZombie Sarks: O_O
1:35 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:You DON'T wanna know-
Schmoob:*coughs up a fionna doll*
Schmoob:o_o..uhh..
Schmoob:....AS I was saying..
1:35 BritishZombie Sarks: Is there another Sarks here?
1:35 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Infact,I THINK I saw a DOLL SOWN FROM IRKEN SKIN..that sort of looked like YOU..
1:36 BritishZombie Sarks: O-o
1:36 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Still want me to be Shrix? >_0
1:36 BritishZombie Sarks: No *shakes head*
1:36 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:HEEH
Schmoob:Most of the others in Shrix's kingdom were enslaved or killed.
1:36 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
1:36 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Mario was turned into an ice sculpture.
1:37 BritishZombie Sarks: O-o
1:37 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Miz went missing..
Schmoob:Oh uhh..I forgot to mention,Miz calls herself Menami now.
Schmoob:Don't mention her old name. She'll get mad.
1:37 BritishZombie Sarks: Okie dokie
1:38 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Hmm....LIR was turned into a service droid
Schmoob:He was renamed KSND
( King Shrix )
1:38 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
(Already reading it XD)
1:38 Mysteriousjillguy ( I drew the picture :3
( I've gotten ALOT better at drawing iz
( Yey
1:40 BritishZombie Sarks: So... Everyone including Sarks got killed?
1:40 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:not everyone.
Schmoob:THere were alternate versions that survived,but you don't know them..atleast not yet.
Schmoob:LIR survived,as I said though.
1:40 BritishZombie Sarks: *shiver*
1:41 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:He was humuliated and forced to put on a Fionna hologram disguise. To "please" King Shrix.
Schmoob:And other torture methods..
Schmoob:Shrix treated his subjects like crap.
1:41 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks doesn't like it here
1:41 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Sadly..KSND was destroyed.
Schmoob:Fortunately along with Shrix.
Schmoob:I had to team up with my friends,of course,during that time most of them were strangers to me.
1:42 BritishZombie Sarks: Well atleast its not the real LIR
1:43 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:We killed Shrix and destroyed his empire,at the cost of all life in this universe.
1:43 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
1:43 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Shrix was preparing a nuclear bomb full of mutagen.
Schmoob:The mutagen was created to mutate anything it touches into Fionna.
Schmoob:WE set it off accidentally in a battle,once it detonated,it mutated everything in this entire universe.
1:44 BritishZombie Sarks: *shiver*
1:44 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Living or not,everything turned into Fionna.
Schmoob:Fionna moutains..Fionna shaped planets..EVERYTHING
1:45 BritishZombie Sarks: *shiver*
1:45 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:ALTHOUGH,it backfires sometimes and produces Fionna hybrids or just plain creepy monsters o_o
Schmoob:It also created fallout too...radiation was covered all over Shrix's palace and Irk.
1:46 BritishZombie Sarks: Shrix is insane
1:46 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Every living thing turned into a Fionna,but with the intelligence of cavemen.
Schmoob:We're lucky we got away from that Fionna gas,it could've mutated us or given us cancer...or both..
1:46 BritishZombie Sarks: o.e
1:47 Mysteriousjillguy (Chat lagg)
1:47 BritishZombie Sarks: *still cutting it off and gives to Schmoob*
1:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Hehe..
1:47 BritishZombie Sarks: *finishes cutting*
1:47 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob puts in a canister,puts it away*
1:48 BritishZombie Sarks: Finally ._.
1:48 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Just for..tests..
Schmoob:Anyway..
1:48 BritishZombie Sarks: I thought Fionna hair sprouted on you to ._.
1:48 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Oh. *rips out hair*
Schmoob:OW!
Schmoob puts hair away*
Schmoob:The Fionnas should be making primitive civilizations now..
Schmoob:Outside this dome..OH WAIT
Schmoob:WHAT IF THIS PLACE IS SOME KIND OF FIONNAOPOLIS?
1:49 BritishZombie Sarks: *shrug*
1:49 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:HAHAH
Schmoob:GO FASTER ROBOT! *smashes fist into robot*
1:50 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
1:50 Mysteriousjillguy
a peice of metal bounces off Schmoob's punch*
It hits the robot's eye*
Robot:OWWW AUGHHH GAWD THE PAIN.
1:51 BritishZombie Sarks: Robots are weird here
1:51 Mysteriousjillguy
THe robot's back explodes*
Schmoob:AUGHHHH
THe robot crashes toward a city*
THe sky changes into a yellow,cloudy sky*
1:52 BritishZombie Sarks: *watches*
Sarks: Pretty sky
1:52 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:AHHH
Schmoob holds onto his spider leg*
The robot crashes into a giant pile of pudding*
SPLORT*
1:53 BritishZombie Sarks: Wait... pudding.. Why is there pudding?
1:53 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:EH? "splort"?
Retracts spider legs*
Schmoob*looks up*
SchmoobO__O
1:53 BritishZombie Sarks: What?
1:54 Mysteriousjillguy
THe city is on a moutain made of corn*
1:54 BritishZombie Sarks: *facepalming*
1:55 Mysteriousjillguy (http://www.carlwarner.com/image/foodscapes/cheesescape_60/#&panel1-60 )
tHere are moutains made of cheese,and brocoli forests*
1:56 BritishZombie o-o
1:56 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:It looks...DELICIOUS
Two anthromorphic tomato guards poke us with spears behind us*
1:57 BritishZombie Sarks: I like cheese.
1:57 Mysteriousjillguy Guards:HAULT! WHO..DARETH..INADE..THIS..PLACE...cuz it's offlimits Y"KNOW?
Guards:GASP
1:57 BritishZombie Sarks: Tomatoooooss *grins*
1:57 Mysteriousjillguy Guard:He uses cheese in vain!
Guard2:GOOD LORD,ARREST THEM.
1:57 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
1:57 Mysteriousjillguy
THe guards ftake out and fire handhe;d cannons*
1:57 BritishZombie Sarks: *eats tomatos arm*
1:58 Mysteriousjillguy
It fires two green spheres*
THe spheres rip in half and cover us*
THe spheres snap shut,trapping us*
Schmoob:HUH?!
1:59 BritishZombie Sarks: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
1:59 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:LET ME OUUTA HERE YOU VEGATABLES!
Tomatos:I"M A FRUIT. You..what food are you? UHH...YOU LOOK LIKE GRILLED PORCUPINE
1:59 BritishZombie Sarks: I'm not a food :3
1:59 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:...What..HEY! MY HAIRS NOT SPIKY! FOR THE LAST TIME!
THe tomatos pick up the spheres*
They load them onto a cargo ship*
THe tomatos get in the front seats*
THe ship hovers and flys toward a city*
2:00 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks doesn't like flying
2:01 Mysteriousjillguy
THe cargo ship flys over an ocean of clear tap water*
(http://www.carlwarner.com/image/foodscapes/cheesescape_60/#&panel1-60 )
2:02 BritishZombie o_o
2:02 Mysteriousjillguy
THe ship flys toward a giant castle made of cheese*
The ship lands on a bacn platform*
2:02 BritishZombie Sarks: Bacon *mouth drools*
2:02 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Wow..it looks like..A MINIATURE FOOD SCULPTURE CITY HERE..
The ship cargo doors open*
THe tomatos grab the spheres*
Tomatos:Oh wait..we have to do the thing..
Tomato:Oh right..THE THING..
2:03 BritishZombie Sarks: These tomatoes look tasty
Sarks: what thing?
2:04 Mysteriousjillguy
THe tomato knocks us out with a sledge hammer*
Schmoob:GHTGF
2:04 BritishZombie Sarks: AHGHH
2:05 Mysteriousjillguy
A voice is heard*
"Heeeeyyyy duuuuddesss"
"Did you do the thingg? With the hammer,and the thing,you know what I'm takin abboutt
"Yes"
"Ok,wake em up,but in the most painless way possible.
WHACK*
2:06 BritishZombie Sarks: Ow
2:06 Mysteriousjillguy
Both hit by a bat*
Schmoob:OUCH!
Schmoob:SO YOU DID THIS-
Shrox:O_O
Schmoob:I"LL HAVE YOU ROASTED BY LIR,YOU FILTHY FOOD DOGGIE
2:06 BritishZombie Sarks: Who's that?
2:06 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:N-Shrix..?
( http://irken-fanon-adventures.wikia.com/wiki/King_Shrox )
2:07 BritishZombie (already read it)
2:07 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:No..thats im-impossi-ble..y-you died..
( Oh.
Schmoob:Eh?
Shrox:*shivers*
Schmoob:Oh no,hoho HOHO...silly..
Schmoob:I'm not Shrix. I'm Schmoob..
2:08 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
Sarks: I'ma stay outta this
2:08 Mysteriousjillguy Luk:Ye'see..we're from another dimension..
Shrox:ANOTHER DIMENSION?
Shrox:0_o
Shrox:Unpossible. Dimensions are as real as sweden and north carolina.
Shrox:With the faires and the elephant ghost bee babies and ya know what I'm takin abouttt
2:09 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:10 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Yes..
Sarks: ._.
2:10 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Yes..
2:10 BritishZombie Sarks: Who is this guy?
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
2:12 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Oh yea?
2:12 BritishZombie Sarks: Who is this guy?
2:12 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Well,me and OTHERs from another dimension,WE"RE THE ONES WHO KILLED Shrix!
Shrox:*GASP*
Food people in the castle gasp*
Shrox:Oh my! Allow me to explain!
Shrox:Welll..yeseee
2:14 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:14 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:I'm one of that datardly bad guy's cloning experimment..
dastardly8
Shrox:Its hardd to talk aboutt..y'know?
Schmoob:Ah yes yes,a traumatic experience.
Schmoob:SO,you got anything to eat in this place?
Shrox:YES
Shrox:Come lets eat som food
Shrox:In the GRAND dINING ROOOOM
2:16 BritishZombie Sarks: uhh
2:16 Mysteriousjillguy
Shrox jumps out of his cheese throne and skips*
Schmoob:You hungry?
Schmoob:D'WHOOO IS MADE OF FOOD!
2:16 BritishZombie Sarks: Not really
2:17 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob runs toward the dining room and grabs Sarks*
2:17 BritishZombie Sarks: Ow :c
2:17 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob sits in a chair made of meat*
A chair made of brocoli is infront of Sarks*
2:18 BritishZombie Sarks: Sarks doesn't like Brocoli
2:18 Mysteriousjillguy
A robot waiter hands out plates made of pancakes*
2:18 BritishZombie Sarks: *eats plate*
2:19 Mysteriousjillguy
Another waiter comes by and puts roasted rat on our plates*
Sarks: O_O
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
2:20 BritishZombie Sarks: uhm...
2:20 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:o_o..*looks Shrox*
at Shrox
Schmoob:Uh..yeah..wheres the food?
Shrox:? THis is food?
2:21 BritishZombie Sarks: *eating pancake plate*
2:21 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Well..you got any cheese? Brocoli..?
Shrox:OH...HOHOHO..
Shrox:WE don't eat "THaT STUFf" here.
Schmoob:..?
Shrox:WE use that for buildin suppplies n people..n stuff..and ya knowww
2:22 BritishZombie Sarks: No cheese?
2:22 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Where you came from Mr spiky head,it must be a WERID place.
Schmoob:MY HAIRS NOT SPIKY NOR SHARP!
Schmoob:Well..in our world we eat the "building supplies"
Shrox:....o_e..That's disgusting..
Shrox:That's also highly offensive..eating this stuff in our world is taboo.
Shrox:*looks toward Sarks eating a plate*
Schmoob:Uhh...
2:24 BritishZombie Sarks: *stops and looks at Shrox*
2:24 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*throws plate away*
2:24 BritishZombie Sarks: *pancake all over face*
2:24 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:8whistle*
Schmoob:umm
Schmoob:*stuffs rat into Sarks's mouth*
Schmoob:*clenches teeth* *high pitched voice* MMMM THAT SURE IS GOOD,IT SURE IS.
Schmoob:We LOVE it!
2:25 BritishZombie Sarks: *nods nervously*
2:25 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob throws rat away when Shrox isn't looking*
THe rat flies toward a robot waiter,it exploes in the backround* HEEAUGHHH"
explodes*
Shrox:Well umm..
Shrox:I hope you're ready for desert!
A waiter hands out ice cream sundaes*
2:26 BritishZombie Sarks:
2:26 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WOW! REAL FOOD!
Shrox:Mhm Be sure to stab it before you eat it though.
2:27 BritishZombie Sarks: Stab it?
2:27 Mysteriousjillguy
THe ice cream sundae suddenly grows eyestalks*
Sundae:Gggkjlrbbh *gargled noises*
Schmoob:I am in food hell..
Sundae:GGKLLOOW
2:27 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
2:28 Mysteriousjillguy
THe sundae leaps onto Schmoob and bites his face*
Schmoob:HAUGHHH..MY SKINN>.HSCGHJHjug
Shrox:So..whats your name? Mr..vampire person.
2:28 BritishZombie Sarks: uhh
2:28 Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob is being attacked by the sundae in the backround*
"Haughh my skin! Its IN MY BRAINNN
Shrox:My name's Shrox. *eyes cross*
2:29 BritishZombie Sarks: My name is Sarks or Sprang whichever you prefer.. I have two forms
2:29 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Formss..?
Shrox:I rule this entire planet.
2:30 BritishZombie Sarks: I'm a vampire and an Irken..
2:30 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:..I think it's time you see something..
Schmoob stands up,covered in sratches and bites*
2:30 BritishZombie ?
Sarks: *looks at Schmoob*U
2:30 Mysteriousjillguy
His hair is on fire*
Schmoob:Haughh
2:30 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
2:31 Mysteriousjillguy
The sundae sprouts tenetacles and crawls away*
Shrox:Come..mahhh friendss
2:31 BritishZombie Sarks: *follows Shrox*
2:31 Mysteriousjillguy
Shrox walks toward a metal door*
The door slides open*
Schmoob:*follows*
Shrox heads in a metal corridor*
2:34 BritishZombie Sarks: Hmm
2:34 Mysteriousjillguy
Advanced control panels are on the walls*
2:35 BritishZombie Sarks: Pressy *presses button*
2:35 Mysteriousjillguy
A red silouthette of Fionna is painted on the wall*
2:35 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
2:35 Mysteriousjillguy
A panel opens up the ceiling,a bag of frozen peas hits Schmoob on the head*
Luirk:GFNGHG
2:35 BritishZombie Sarks: ?!
2:36 Mysteriousjillguy
Falls over*
Schmoob:Don't touch any buttons...
Schmoob:*pushes the bag off*
2:36 BritishZombie Sarks: *Presses a red one*
Sarks: >:)
2:36 Mysteriousjillguy
A giant rat bursts through a panel on the ceiling*
2:37 BritishZombie Sarks: AHHHHHHH
2:37 Mysteriousjillguy Rat:DHGHHGGYUHHK *tunnels through the wall on the left*
A robot comes over and puts a small bandaid on the tunnel*
2:37 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
2:37 Mysteriousjillguy Robot:yeyeyeye *hits the cieling and falls on the floor*
Schmoob:Umm..
Schmoob:*whistle*
THe band aid peels off*
Sarks: o-o
2:37 Mysteriousjillguy Robot:yeyeyeye *hits the cieling and falls on the floor*
2:38 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:38 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Umm..
Schmoob:*whistle*
THe band aid peels off*
2:39 BritishZombie Sarks: *Presses another button*
Sarks: ^^
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
2:41 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:STOPPPP
THe consle explodes*
2:41 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh.
2:41 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Over here!
Shrox's down the corridor*
2:41 BritishZombie Sarks: *follows*
2:41 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Here..
Millions of test tubes line the walls*
They enter a giant square shaped room*
They're all walking on a rectangle shaped platform*
2:42 BritishZombie Sarks: Oooh
2:43 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:You see..
Shrox:I used to be part of a cloning project made by Shrix.
2:43 BritishZombie Sarks: Cloniiinng?
2:43 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:He wanted to create multiple Shrixs to rule other places while he was away.
2:43 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh
2:44 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:The project failed and the cloning machine malfucntioned
Shrox:It sent a horrible WAVE OF CLONES.
Shrox:I was one of them.
2:44 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
2:44 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:We were all declared "faulty" clones.
Shrox:We tried to make an uprising,the other clones rampaged through Shrix's palace. Taking me with them.
Shrox:They were all quickly killed,except me.
2:45 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:45 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:I managed to escape in a voot runner.
2:46 BritishZombie Sarks: Oh
2:46 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:After that,I used broken Shrix robots to create..this entire planet.
Shrox:I useddd some food I packed in the voot to create this ENTIRE FOOD KINGDOM
2:47 BritishZombie Sarks: That explains the food
2:47 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Wait..genetically altered food people?
Shrox:Yes.
Shrox:I created life from food.
Schmoob:Say..could you ever..oh I dunno..make..CANDY PEOPLE?
2:47 BritishZombie Sarks: *facepalm*
2:48 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:OF COURSE. Thats how I made that sundae thing.
2:48 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:48 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:There are vortians n irkens n other aliens n YA KNOW WHAT I"M TAKIN ABOUUT
Schmoob:Fugitives?
Shrox:yesssireee
2:49 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
2:50 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:HA!
Schmoob:MORE PROOF! LIVING CANDY IS POSSIBLE!
Schmoob:SOON...I"LL FIND A DIMENSION WITH FIONNA!
Shrox:FIONNA...? YOU LIKE FIONNA?
Schmoob:Eh..yes..
Shrox:HGHFG
Shrox:TRAITOR
2:51 BritishZombie Sarks: -.-
2:51 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:HHNNHH GAHGHH
Shrox:GUARDS,TAKE EM AWAYYY
2:52 BritishZombie Sarks: WAIT WHAT
Sarks: ?
(you there)
(hello?)
2:59 Mysteriousjillguy ( Sorry
( I heard a noise.
( I'm home alone
3:00 BritishZombie (Sorry it wouldn't let me type)
(Continue..?)
3:01 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ok
Flying dragonflies made of cake take them away*
Schmoob:WAAAITT!
3:01 BritishZombie Sarks: Cake?!
3:02 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:WHAT KIND OF CAKE IS THHHISSS?
3:02 BritishZombie Sarks: *tries to eat dragonfly*
3:02 Mysteriousjillguy Shrox:Blueberry.
Schmoob:I HAAATEEE BLUEBERRRYYYYYYYYYY *echo*
3:02 BritishZombie Sarks: *Eats dragonfly*
Sarks: Nom
3:03 Mysteriousjillguy
THe dragonfly flys out of the corridor*
THe dragonfly holding Sarks extends it's neck*
3:03 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
3:03 Mysteriousjillguy
The dragonfly face splits open,revealing sharp teeth*
Dragonfly:HIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
3:03 BritishZombie Sarks: I still need to know why i'm in my vampire fo--- AHHHHHH
3:05 Mysteriousjillguy
The dragonfly flies down a hole in the castle floor*
3:05 BritishZombie (BRB Macaroni Cheese)
3:05 Mysteriousjillguy
( Oh ok.
Mysteriousjillguy
( Oh ok.
THe iccream dragonfly drops Schmoob and Sarks*
Schmoob:*hits the ground* Mf
Dust flys everywhere*
3:45 BritishZombie Sarks: Ow
3:45 Mysteriousjillguy
THe dragonflies fly up*
A giant wall of rock hard gelatin sprouts from the hole and covers it*
3:45 BritishZombie o-o
3:46 Mysteriousjillguy
THe dragonflies hit it,and are instaly electrified*
3:46 BritishZombie Sarks: Well
3:46 Mysteriousjillguy
The dragonflies fall back to the ground*
Schmoob:FRIED ICE CREAM?
3:46 BritishZombie Sarks: Ew.
3:46 Mysteriousjillguy
A dead rat falls on Sarks's head*
Schmoob: O >O
3:48 BritishZombie Sarks: .-.
3:48 Mysteriousjillguy
A tree is above Sarks*
Dead rats sprout from it's branches*
Schmoob:IT'S A RAT TREE!
3:48 BritishZombie Sarks: O_O
3:49 Mysteriousjillguy
Two pancake plates hit Sarks*
Guard from above the hole:DINNER TIME
3:49 BritishZombie Sarks: PLATES
3:49 Mysteriousjillguy
two red bricks are on the plates*
3:49 BritishZombie Sarks: *eats plates*
3:49 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:BRICKS?
Guard:Wuuut? Bricks taste good. Except the King. He hates bricks for some reason. THey make em sick.
Guard:Whaaaat? You guys eat bricks? You guys are weridos.
Guard:nyeehh *waddles away*
A giant cockoroach made of rock candy crawls over*
3:51 BritishZombie ._.
3:51 Mysteriousjillguy Cockoroach:FFRRTZT
The cockroach eats the rest of the plates*
3:51 BritishZombie Sarks: uhhh
3:52 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Don't worry cockroaches are peaceful...O_O to anything bigger then them..
THe cockorach turns toward Schmoob and sarks*
3:52 BritishZombie Sarks: Hi there...?
3:52 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:HO...? HURH..? HAHHHAHHHHH!
THe cockroach charges toward them*
MEANWHILE,NEAR THE DOME*
THe giant band aid on the hole peels off*
Pink gas begins to come from it*
3:53 BritishZombie Sarks: *whistling*
3:53 Mysteriousjillguy
A loud growl is heard outside the dome*
MEANWHILE*
Schmoob:GGFDHDYHGJYHCVJNKHJNBV<MJ
3:54 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
3:54 Mysteriousjillguy
The cockoroach is gnawing on Schmoob's head*
Schmoob:WHY DON"T YOU GET ATTACKED BY THINGS?!
Schmoob:GAUGHHHHHH ITS STARTING TO SUCK OUT MY BRAAAINNN
Schmoob:GGHGYHJJUHAUGHH FGGHGKLAUGHRGGHHHHHHGJ
3:54 BritishZombie Sarks: *squishes cockroach*
3:54 Mysteriousjillguy Roach:HMKj
The roach throws up orange juice*
It fall over,dead*
A chunk of Schmoob's hair is missing*
3:55 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
3:56 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:hh..the pain..
3:56 BritishZombie Sarks: *sigh*
3:56 Mysteriousjillguy
suddenly,at the back of the room,the wall explodes*
3:57 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
3:58 Mysteriousjillguy
A shadowy figure is seen in the smoke*
THe figure wipes away the smoke*
3:58 BritishZombie Sarks: ?
3:59 Mysteriousjillguy
The figure is Yarax,wearing a ripped up invader uniform*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
3:59 BritishZombie Sarks: Who are you..?
4:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yarax the Irken experiment )
Yarax:I am...ZAATHARRR
Yarax:ISN"T MY NAME JUST NEAT?
Schmoob:Uh...no actually..your name sucks.
Yarax throws a rock at Schmoob*
Schmoob:GAUGH
Schmoob falls over*
4:01 BritishZombie Sarks: .-.
4:01 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:AH
Yarax:YOU TWO MORONS!
4:01 BritishZombie Sarks: oh its a clone
4:01 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:HMPHG
Yarax:I've come back..for VENGANCE..
Schmoob:OOOOO spolier alert. -_-
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
4:02 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:You're more....STUPID the..I could've ever..thought of...HAUGH...who would ever say that sentence.
Schmoob:Didn't T-
4:02 Invader Jib (Back, computer had a break down or something)
4:02 BritishZombie Sarks: o_o
4:03 Mysteriousjillguy
Yarax smacks Schmoob upside the head*
(Computer:JIBBBBBB WHY DIDN"T YOUUUUU PAINT MY MOUSE PINK. YOUUU PROMISSEDDD *shuts off*
4:03 Invader Jib (lol yeah)
4:03 Mysteriousjillguy ( And then computer fried its processor on purpose. The horrible end.
4:04 BritishZombie Sarks: Your a creepy clone
4:04 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:So...
Yarax:I"M NOT A CLONE! Atleast..not anymore.
4:04 BritishZombie Sarks: -.-
4:04 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:After Schmoob and his moronic friends used their DE-sueirizer on me,I was left as a normal irken.
YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.
4:05 YourFavoriteFangirl (Hi! Rp going on?
4:05 Invader Jib (Yeah)
4:05 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:My PAK,hgowever,was installed with a holographic disguise,so I could still retain my smhexy handsomeness.
4:05 YourFavoriteFangirl (Ah, I just got home from school
4:05 Mysteriousjillguy however*
4:05 YourFavoriteFangirl (What's it about?
4:05 BritishZombie (Hi there)
4:05 YourFavoriteFangirl (Yo
4:06 Mysteriousjillguy ( Schmoob and Sarks ended up in King Shrox's palace,Shrox threw Schmoob and Sarks in the dungeon out of paranoia.
4:06 YourFavoriteFangirl (Ooh
4:06 Mysteriousjillguy ( He thought Schmoob was gonna turn out like Shrix. And now Yarax's here wanting vengance.
( You all could come in..maybe investigating transmissions from Shrox's palace? To see if anyone survived Shrix's nuke?
4:07 YourFavoriteFangirl (Shrox's that clone guy, right?
4:07 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yeah.
4:07 BritishZombie Sarks: *sigh*
4:07 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:HOWEVER.
Yarax:Maz was affected by your De-sueifier as well..and she punched me in the stomach. It hurt. Alot.
Yarax:She broke up with me and swore to never see me ever again.
Yarax:Worst of all,she's no longer purple haired! She's a blonde now!
Schmoob:Blonde..?
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
4:09 Mysteriousjillguy
Yarax smacks Schmoob*
Schmoob:GAH!
Yarax:Anyway,I was FORCED to look for a DIRTY DIRTY job on Irk.
4:09 BritishZombie Sarks: ._.
4:10 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:I wasn't "registered" in the PAK database,so they just shipped me off to planet dirt to CLEAN UP FECES.
Ametrineskies has joined the chat.
4:10 BritishZombie Sarks: Heheh
4:10 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:The other janitors,kicked me in trash. I got so dirty,if you saw me,you'd call me dirty dan.
Yarax:DIRT
Yarax kicks Sarks in the face*
4:11 Ametrineskies (*looks around*
YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.
4:11 YourFavoriteFangirl (chat hates me
4:11 Ametrineskies (..*hides behind rod of remorse* wot is this
(rob protect me----
(Anyhow.
4:11 YourFavoriteFangirl (omg
4:11 BritishZombie Sarks: qq my face
Yarax:SO,I was forced to LEAVE planet Dirt.
Yarax:Well uhh...not without killing the nearby Irkens there. Ehehe
.
5:08 BritishZombie Sarks: And you killed them i'm guessing
5:08 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:Yep.
Yarax:THeir puny weapons were no match for my spinblade attack.
Schmoob:HA! THAT MEANS YOU"RE WANTED! GOOD LUCK LOOKING FOR MAZ NOWWWW!
Yarax:Why do YOU care about Maz?
Schmoob:Uhh....NOTHING!
*Yarax's PAK spots open*
/*Four robotic arms fold out*
5:10 BritishZombie Sarks: Okay then..
5:10 Mysteriousjillguy *They suddenly glow green,a green ball of energy forms around Yarax*
5:10 BritishZombie Sarks: uhh
5:10 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:AND YOU"LL PAY THE PRICE,WHICH WILL BE $19.95 PLEASE-Oh wait.
*Schmoob smacks Yarax with a rock*
Yarax:GGHHH ROCKS ARE HARD.
5:11 BritishZombie Sarks: no pun intended?
5:11 Mysteriousjillguy *Yarax forms into a green flat disk* *He flies toward sarks*
Schmoob:LOOK OUT SARKS!
5:11 BritishZombie Sarks: *ducks*
5:11 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:*throws a rock at Yarax*
*TING* *THe rock cuts in half,Yarax bounces off of it*
Yarax:HGFHFGHGH
*Yarax bounces around the hole like a pinball machine*
5:12 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
5:13 Mysteriousjillguy Yarax:DOH! GEGGH! GNHGHG!
Schmoob:Well..uhh...
*Yarax continues to bounce around*
Schmoob:....Lets go get out of this prison then..
*Schmoob's spider legs come out,he crawls up the hole*
5:15 BritishZombie Sarks: uhhm
5:15 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:OH WAIT! Yarax blew a hole into the prison!
5:15 BritishZombie Sarks: Yeaah...
5:15 Mysteriousjillguy *Schmoob crawls through the hole with his spider legs*
5:15 BritishZombie Sarks: *follows*
Sarks: I've still never used my PAK spider legs ._.
5:16 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Oh good..WE're out..
Schmoob:>_O
5:18 BritishZombie Sarks: hm
5:18 Mysteriousjillguy *The outside is a city made of green beans and carrots*
5:18 BritishZombie Sarks: Ew ._.
5:18 Mysteriousjillguy *A desert of cornflakes is seen*
5:18 BritishZombie Sarks: Vegetables
5:19 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:CORNFLAKES!
5:19 BritishZombie Sarks: o-o
5:19 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Wait..*picks up cornflake* Isn't this Kello-
*A floating corn pod suddenly flies over*
Corn:HAULT,WANTED CRIMINALS!
*Tons of weiner dogs suddenly bursts out of the ship*
5:20 BritishZombie Sarks: ... This is random
5:20 Mysteriousjillguy Dogs:GFHHFGHBUBTFBHJJHLKJJ
5:21 BritishZombie Sarks: okay....
5:21 Mysteriousjillguy *THe weiner dogs tackle Sarks*
Schmoob:HAUGH!
*THe weiner dogs tacke Schmoob as well*
5:21 BritishZombie Sarks: WFWQGQ
5:21 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:GHNH *kicks a weiner dog off*
5:21 BritishZombie Sarks: *eats weiner*
5:21 Mysteriousjillguy *The dogs pull them onto the ship*
5:21 BritishZombie Sarks: This tastes off...
5:22 Mysteriousjillguy *THe corn ship hovers and fliesback to the castle entrance*
5:22 BritishZombie Sarks: CURSE YOU WEINER DOGS
5:23 Mysteriousjillguy *THe ship's door opens*
5:23 LIRLIR (Where are they?!)
5:23 Mysteriousjillguy ( King Shrox's artificial planet. IT's made of food and has genetically modified food people on it.)
5:23 LIRLIR (oh ok.)
5:24 Mysteriousjillguy *Two meatloaf guards push Schmoob out of the ship*
Schmoob:GGHHGH I HATE MEATLOAF.
Schmoob:You guys SMELL>
Long Time has left the chat.
5:24 BritishZombie *eats meatloaf guard*
5:24 Mysteriousjillguy Guard:Hey! I put on deodorant!
Guard:and-GAUYHGGH
*THe 2nd guard points spears at sarks and Schmoob*
5:24 BritishZombie Sarks: DIE DIE DIE
5:25 Mysteriousjillguy *THe guard leads them inside the castle*
5:25 BritishZombie Sarks: *eating meatloaf guard as getting lead into the castle*
5:25 Mysteriousjillguy *An overweight poato person stomps over*
Potato:GOOD,YOU TWO ...THINGS ARE HERE.
5:26 BritishZombie Sarks: Potato...
Sarks: POTATO?
5:26 Mysteriousjillguy Potato:THE KING HAS ORDERED THAT YOU TWO BOTH BE EXECUTED.
5:26 BritishZombie Sarks: *runs at potato*
Sarks: RAAAA
5:26 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Executed..? I thought Shrox was nice?
5:26 BritishZombie Sarks: VEGETABLESS!
5:26 Mysteriousjillguy Potato:Well uhh..not anymore..
5:26 BritishZombie Sarks: *headbutts potato*
5:26 Mysteriousjillguy Potato:He hates you guys.
*Sarks bounces off his chubby stomach*
5:27 BritishZombie Sarks: My god you're fat.
5:27 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Are you sure about that..?
Potato:wEll uhh...umm....uhh..
5:27 BritishZombie Sarks: HOW DID YOU GET OVERWEIGHT
5:27 Mysteriousjillguy Potato:ENOUGH! GUARDS,TAKE THEM TO THE HEAD CHOPPING ROOM
*Two greenbean guards grab Schmoob and sarks*
5:28 BritishZombie Sarks: CURSE YOU VEGETABLES
5:28 Mysteriousjillguy *MEANWHILE*
*Yarax bounces toward the jelly covering over the hole*
*Yarax shreds through it,the jelly cracks and sparks with eletrcity*
*Yarax deflects off a nearby room and heads into a strange room*
Yarax:GAUGH! *Yarax hits the floor*
*Metal wires and pipes cover the walls*
Yarax:Huh..?
*A warp gate is on the front wall*
*A fionna silouthette red symbol is on the warp gate,it's covered in spikes*
Yarax:Hmm....
Yarax:A warpgate? Interesting..
Yarax:Oh well.
*Zahar walks away*
Yarax:WAIT! I HAVE A PLAN...
Yarax:Heh...
Yarax:I'll just use this portal to open up an entrance to my universe.
Yarax:Or whatever world I can find..
Yarax:Blehh