Mint soda

It's horrible appearance

MINTY soda is an awfully flavored mint soda distrubuted across the galaxy. It comes in hundreds of flavors.

It was created during an experiment on planet Vort involving toxic sludge. This is unknown to most however.


MINTY soda tastes absolutely horrible,but it's filled with all kinds of addictive substances to make potential customers beg for more. It has absolutely no natural ingredients except for water. 


MINTY soda comes in metallic cans. The color of the cans depends on it's flavor. Usually,the cans have a retractable straw inside them,the straw is activated by pressing a small orange button on it's top. 

Popular flavorsEdit

  • Mint(Default)
  • Cherry
  • Chocolate
  • Milk
  • Smelly milk
  • Vortian skin
  • Sour Pork
  • Stinky Nut
  • Toothpaste
  • Non-specific Insects
  • Peanut butter root beer
  • Space Monkey hair
  • Brainsucking Grood bat(One of the only flavors with natural ingredients)  
  • Baby Food(With a baby face logo so it doesn't scare the kiddies)
  • Cupcake
  • Meem (It tastes like dirty water)
  • Bread


  • The only good flavor is strawberry,usually this is because the factories that create the strawberry cans have forgetful workers. They often forget to add addictive substances and sometimes even the mint flavoring. 
  • A few factories hate the soda itself,and often purposely forget to add it's awful ingredients to make it taste a little better.
  • It is named after a character from My Little Pony.
  • There is a coffee and beef flavor. 
  • Some flavors can be highly addictive,and even can create addiction equal to alcoholism.
  • It is often served to prisoners in the Loony Bin Planet and Maximumis Securitia-178.
  • It is a parody of real life soda brands.
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