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Voice recording from an unspecified location. (Video Journal number 001

"LIR I'VE RUN OUT OF LUBRICANTS AGAIN GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SUM."

"I dont want to."

"WHAT?! YOU DARE DISOBEY MEEEEEEEEEE-Eh ok."

*static*

Video journal number 001

I've also found some type of a gold ring in this place, I'm starting to think..no....it's not possible......I-I couldn't have ended up there......it's IMPOSSIBLE.

I CANT BELIEVE IT! I'M AT THE INTER-GALACTIC JEWELRY STORE!

LIR! QUICK! BRING HER HERE!

LIR:*Sighs,pulls out fionna body pillow*

"I FOUND YOUR RING DARLING! ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL?!"

Lurk pulled out a ring

"Oh god I'm so lonely-"

*Static*
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