This is the article about Invader Szar. SPLOODEY-DIBBYDIDO!
Main info
INVADER SZAR is a Irken who is way smarter than Zim in every way.
Can type 217 words a minute (not important).
Also he is the only Irken to have hair.
Has once enslaved IRK but was arrested for several reasons.
He is out of jail and has taken over 26 different planets:
Jerk
Hork
Toastopia
Saturn
Zir after the battlesNOTE: The rust and the smashed in solar panel
Poopiam
Slobicanipible
also He has a SIR unit named ZIR that he built himself
it has been in all his missions
His bot is a KILLBOT-67029-23948-JIGA
HE IS A GIANT HEADED SQUID
ALSO He has an enemy name Ajames who has stopped him from taking over Squidaplazoo
He v
His Lefthand man Doobla
ows to destroy him. Even if
SHIP (Super Hyper Interactive People-holder)
it takes out his third eye.
He has a lefthand man named Doobla.
He has a ship named S.H.I.P. which runs on Sunleaded. and has many computers
Here is Szar's keyboard!
Early life
Szar was born on September 6, 1989 (earth time)
was raised by Sir Cold Unfilling Robot Arm 859-124 and has also been blown up more than any Invader (Not what Zim said).
He started a job at Irken MacMeaties as a Meatworker and Still alive Vort Dog slayer.
and was in Smeet Scouts before the whole "job"
He used to be a Freedom marcher on planet Irk
His 6th birthday party day he would be crowned King of Candy (formerly no-one)
When he was 12 he was sent to Hobo 13!
When he was 13 he started invading Planet Saturn for the Tallest.
The tallest were impressed so they sent him to Planet Blroch and didn't get killed by the Slaughtering Rat People.
Facts of Doom
- He was in Operation Impending Doom I & II
- Was born older than Zim.
- Craved cheese when he was 3 and that was why he was constipated for the whole year.
- Once a fake Control Brain
- Founder of the Mucho Stupido Corps.
RANDOM BUTTON FROM YOUR KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!
Acting career
He had acted various roles in many Irken Movies such as:
SZAR-E, UP to Szaria 6, Mars Needs Szar, Yellow Szarmarine, Szar Story 3 and Szars
Books
He was a author too, and made several books such as:
Szars Book of Mayo!, Mayo Stinx!, Poopooface, Monkey Mouth,
And has given Jhonen Vasquez (Mr. Scolex) the idea of FILLERDOG (not a real book or cook or shnook)
Music
NO! Szar has not made any music!