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Jigjog

Invader Jigjog is the energy-usingish fightythingy in Szar's 20 Planettakerthingys. His energy that he shoots at enemies is not his life energys, it's bat drool and chocolate with peanuts energy. His head was shrunken by man who shrinkens head-thingys and eats fingynails! (fingy = finger, you get the picture right? ok)

ENERGY RECIPE!

  • 1/2 cup of bat saliva
  • 5 pounds of chocolate with peanut BUTTER
  • 2 turtle shells
  • 8 gallons of Chemical Z (I kinda mean X because of that show I watched)
  • microphones
  • obtusity
  • rubber moose
  • green douce coupe
  • guava juice
  • snake
  • cake
  • fries (large)
  • chocolate milkshake
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