Greetings, fellow Irkens. Unless you're not Irkens. Are you a spy, from the hideous planet of Paranoia 7? Hmm. I'm onto you... Anyway, my name is Invader Eternal. I was in Operation Impending Doom 1. I took over three planets, before I was called back to help take down Zim. That was my first run in with him. He tried to kill me. Luckily, Invaders are trained in many martial arts, and I knocked him unconscious with a flick of my wrist. One of the old class SIRs got a quick pummeling in, too, before he was hauled away for interogation, and exhilation . (That actually means he was exhiled, not he was inhileated. Mores the pity) Then, in Operation Impeding Doom 2, I was more hopeful, and I could SMELL succsess.
Unfortunatley, Zim got in the way AGAIN!!! I came to this pitful planet as an accident. I was really on my way to Marshonia, a planet that is, essentially, one giant marshmellow. It has been orbit it's sun for thousands of billions of years, and it has gotten molten hot. Luckily, hot marshmellow melts in your mouth. I was prepared to eat my way through Planet Marshonia, when Zim's ship crashed into mine, while he was destracted by his SIR unit's insessant singing, and he didn't even notice. My SIR unit and I fell in a death spiral towards the Earth, but I landed on the moon. I quickly realised that to fix my ship, I would have to ask for Zim's help, but so far I have not found him. As my search continues, I grow angrier and angrier. Soon, my quest will not be for help, but for revenge, that he left me stranded on this planet of filthy humans.
See left for image of my SIR unit. It is called XIR.