Schmoob and Jib wake up in a world where Z-14 never came in contact with the multiverse,creating a world without the Nightmare Irkens,Bob, and many other things. Schmoob and Jib find themselves stranded in this strange new world, and soon encounter Vex, who has been there even longer. Will they ever go home? Probably not.
(This takes place after the The Growing Stupidity and before Schmoob's moodswings gone wrong)
Schmoob:*turns around and sees Jib next to him in the bed*
Schmoob:....?
Schmoob:...What the..?
11:33Invader JibJib: Huh...
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob: :I *Takes out a stick and pokes him*
11:33Invader JibJib: *rubs eyes* I don't...
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh it's you.
Schmoob:*Throws stick away and tazes jib with a tazer*
11:33Invader JibJib: Hey, what was that for?
Jib: Ow!
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..THAT was for the looney bin,jib donkey.
11:34Invader JibJib: Oh...
11:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:and..hurh......why am I not getting med side effects..?
11:34Invader JibJib: Guess that's fair, then.
11:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*holds his head and feels his eyes*..no wrinkles...sweat...
11:35Invader JibJib: *looks around* I don't remember coming here...or being here in the first place
11:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*looks at hands and body,wearing disguise*
Schmoob:More importantly,why would I SLEEP with YOU?
Schmoob:And-...hey..wait...*looks around the room*...This is MENAMI'S APARTMENT!
11:35Invader JibJib: Yeah, good question-Wait really?
11:36Mysteriousjillguy
The walls are dirty and blank,the apartment looks abandonded*
( Vex,you could come in if you want..
( Wait,how long will you be up?
( Maybe Vex wakes up there too..
( Or maybe an alt version of Vex..
11:37Invader JibJib: Dunno why I'd be here in the first place then....especially NOW...
11:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Why is her apartment so..empty..?
11:38Invader JibJib: *Starts to come to his senses* Wait...if i'm...-Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure.
11:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..It must be the giant mud monster from xerobinia 67,he stole my rubber pig collection.
Schmoob:OR THE DEMONIC WEASEL PIG GHOSTS FROM DIMENSION 24!
11:39Invader JibJib: Uh...I don't know what that is, but okay...
11:39INVADER VEX
A knock on the door is heard*
11:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Quick,grab some whipped cream cans! Its the only way to destroy them-
The door falls over,dust flies*
11:40INVADER VEXVex: *is standing at the door with some welding goggles on and an AK-47 with a high powered plasma launcher welded to the bottom*
11:40Mysteriousjillguy
space roaches and flying insects are in the kitchen and door,crawling everywhere*
The paint in the apartment is old and ruined*
Schmoob:EH? *THrows cans away*
Schmoob:*walks over to the door*...Vex..?
( Btw,if you're alt Vex,Schmoob doesn't exist in this timeline)
11:41Invader JibJib: Uh... Vex? What are you doing here? What am I doing here, anyway...
11:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What the jibbers said.
Schmoob:*pulls a few roaches out of his air,bits of hair are stabbed into them,like knives*
11:42INVADER VEXVex: Wait... If you two are the real Schmoob and Jib..... *points gun up at them* Tell me if this word means anything to you... Multiverse.
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..Oh yeah. I travel there all the time. Y'know? Remember Vex?
11:43INVADER VEX(Hate my wifi)
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well...atleast I USED to...ggrggh..
11:43INVADER VEXVex: *lowers the gun* Ok, you are from Z-14
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'm on parole...
11:44Invader JibJib: Uh...I guess I'm from there, too?
11:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..yeah..wait..what do you mean..?
Schmoob:...Did we time travel or something?
11:44INVADER VEXVex: I've been here a long time, guys... I woke up here four weeks ago... Er, well, I woke up floating in deep space around Jupiter, my entire space station missing...
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..Werid..
11:45INVADER VEXVex: I used the thrusters in my PAK to get to earth, eventually making my way here... But it's a virtual wasteland
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Looks over to the kitchen,seeing a calendar*
11:45Invader JibJib: I've only been here since...today. So you don't know what happened either?
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Earth is a wasteland..?
Schmoob:*reads the calendar*
11:46INVADER VEXVex: I haven't really seen anyone here... There are people on earth, but few
11:46MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait...
Schmoob:There are Irkens on Irk still..right?
Schmoob:What if the apartment is the result of a nuclear war,or GIANT RADIOACTIVE BUNNIES. o_O
Schmoob:OR MAYBE BOTH
11:48Invader JibJib: There's no such think as "giant radoactive bunnies", Schmoob. That's just dumb.
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
11:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*holds out a picture of radioactive bunnies in a dimension full of pudding and giant oreos*
11:49Invader JibJib: That looks fake
11:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'll show you. *Takes out his LSD remote*
Schmoob:*presses it,it sparks*
Schmoob:....?
11:49Invader JibJib: Uh...nah..let's...oh?
11:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What the..
Schmoob:...My LSD remote isn't working..
11:50Invader JibJib: Phew..
11:50INVADER VEXVex: Schmoob, I've tried contacting other dimensions... It's no use, there are no openings. This universe may have drifted off from the Z multiverse because of Omniversial collapse
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob's backpack opens up,it's empty*
Schmoob:LIR isn't here either...neither are any of my gadgets..not even my dolls..
11:51Invader JibJib: Well, we avoided going on some huge tangent...but we'er also stuck.
we're
11:51INVADER VEXvex: None of my Tesseract powered appliances are working, none of my Omniversial sensory equipment, no Subspace linkage...
11:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Are there still Irkens?
11:51INVADER VEXVex: Haven't seen any... Perhaps they fled the system.
11:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...Irk is empty..?
Schmoob:*looks at the calendar,it says 2016,it appears to be incredibly old and torn*
11:52Invader JibJib: Huh...that's..bad..
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Dried irken blood stains are on the back*
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Mhm, and the only ship I've ever seen is an old liquid powered rocket
11:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:That's VERY werid..
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Oh, and I tried sequencing some DNA from some blood, there is a lot of it, but my stuff isn't working
11:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:We must be in an alternate timeline..or an alternate universe...OR MAYBE EVEN THE FUTURE O_O
11:54Invader JibJib: Not the future, that doesn't even add up...
11:54MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What if the Nightmare Irkens altered reality? Or IBT found the LSD and used to ..CHANGE...STUFF! *holds vex by his shirt,panicing*
Schmoob:But look at this calendar! It looks..almost 20 years old! *holds it*
11:55Invader JibJib: It does, but...um...
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Eeh... *brushes Schmoob off* Yeah, I already found out that it is roughly 2051
11:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:2051?!!?! O_O
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Based on stellar alignments, yeah...
11:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WE"RE ALL DOOMED!
11:56Invader JibJib: We're not "Doomed"...just stuck...
11:56INVADER VEXVex: My guess is that this universe was seperated somehow from the rest of the Z multiverse
11:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I KNEW I SHOULd"VE STOPPED IBT! AND NOW HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE!
Schmoob:I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM! IF IT WASn"T FOR YOU JIB,AND YOUR STUPID DETECTIVE WORK! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
11:56INVADER VEXVex: IBT Is in prison, dude... You and Delta and Zag captured him a while ago...
Schmoob:*turns around and sees Jib next to him in the bed*
Schmoob:....?
Schmoob:...What the..?
11:33Invader JibJib: Huh...
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob: :I *Takes out a stick and pokes him*
11:33Invader JibJib: *rubs eyes* I don't...
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh it's you.
Schmoob:*Throws stick away and tazes jib with a tazer*
11:33Invader JibJib: Hey, what was that for?
Jib: Ow!
11:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..THAT was for the looney bin,jib donkey.
11:34Invader JibJib: Oh...
11:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:and..hurh......why am I not getting med side effects..?
11:34Invader JibJib: Guess that's fair, then.
11:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*holds his head and feels his eyes*..no wrinkles...sweat...
11:35Invader JibJib: *looks around* I don't remember coming here...or being here in the first place
11:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*looks at hands and body,wearing disguise*
Schmoob:More importantly,why would I SLEEP with YOU?
Schmoob:And-...hey..wait...*looks around the room*...This is MENAMI'S APARTMENT!
11:35Invader JibJib: Yeah, good question-Wait really?
11:36Mysteriousjillguy
The walls are dirty and blank,the apartment looks abandonded*
( Vex,you could come in if you want..
( Wait,how long will you be up?
( Maybe Vex wakes up there too..
( Or maybe an alt version of Vex..
11:37Invader JibJib: Dunno why I'd be here in the first place then....especially NOW...
11:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Why is her apartment so..empty..?
11:38Invader JibJib: *Starts to come to his senses* Wait...if i'm...-Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure.
11:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..It must be the giant mud monster from xerobinia 67,he stole my rubber pig collection.
Schmoob:OR THE DEMONIC WEASEL PIG GHOSTS FROM DIMENSION 24!
11:39Invader JibJib: Uh...I don't know what that is, but okay...
11:39INVADER VEX
A knock on the door is heard*
11:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Quick,grab some whipped cream cans! Its the only way to destroy them-
The door falls over,dust flies*
11:40INVADER VEXVex: *is standing at the door with some welding goggles on and an AK-47 with a high powered plasma launcher welded to the bottom*
11:40Mysteriousjillguy
space roaches and flying insects are in the kitchen and door,crawling everywhere*
The paint in the apartment is old and ruined*
Schmoob:EH? *THrows cans away*
Schmoob:*walks over to the door*...Vex..?
( Btw,if you're alt Vex,Schmoob doesn't exist in this timeline)
11:41Invader JibJib: Uh... Vex? What are you doing here? What am I doing here, anyway...
11:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What the jibbers said.
Schmoob:*pulls a few roaches out of his air,bits of hair are stabbed into them,like knives*
11:42INVADER VEXVex: Wait... If you two are the real Schmoob and Jib..... *points gun up at them* Tell me if this word means anything to you... Multiverse.
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..Oh yeah. I travel there all the time. Y'know? Remember Vex?
11:43INVADER VEX(Hate my wifi)
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well...atleast I USED to...ggrggh..
11:43INVADER VEXVex: *lowers the gun* Ok, you are from Z-14
11:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'm on parole...
11:44Invader JibJib: Uh...I guess I'm from there, too?
11:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..yeah..wait..what do you mean..?
Schmoob:...Did we time travel or something?
11:44INVADER VEXVex: I've been here a long time, guys... I woke up here four weeks ago... Er, well, I woke up floating in deep space around Jupiter, my entire space station missing...
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..Werid..
11:45INVADER VEXVex: I used the thrusters in my PAK to get to earth, eventually making my way here... But it's a virtual wasteland
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Looks over to the kitchen,seeing a calendar*
11:45Invader JibJib: I've only been here since...today. So you don't know what happened either?
11:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Earth is a wasteland..?
Schmoob:*reads the calendar*
11:46INVADER VEXVex: I haven't really seen anyone here... There are people on earth, but few
11:46MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait...
Schmoob:There are Irkens on Irk still..right?
Schmoob:What if the apartment is the result of a nuclear war,or GIANT RADIOACTIVE BUNNIES. o_O
Schmoob:OR MAYBE BOTH
11:48Invader JibJib: There's no such think as "giant radoactive bunnies", Schmoob. That's just dumb.
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
11:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*holds out a picture of radioactive bunnies in a dimension full of pudding and giant oreos*
11:49Invader JibJib: That looks fake
11:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'll show you. *Takes out his LSD remote*
Schmoob:*presses it,it sparks*
Schmoob:....?
11:49Invader JibJib: Uh...nah..let's...oh?
11:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What the..
Schmoob:...My LSD remote isn't working..
11:50Invader JibJib: Phew..
11:50INVADER VEXVex: Schmoob, I've tried contacting other dimensions... It's no use, there are no openings. This universe may have drifted off from the Z multiverse because of Omniversial collapse
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob's backpack opens up,it's empty*
Schmoob:LIR isn't here either...neither are any of my gadgets..not even my dolls..
11:51Invader JibJib: Well, we avoided going on some huge tangent...but we'er also stuck.
we're
11:51INVADER VEXvex: None of my Tesseract powered appliances are working, none of my Omniversial sensory equipment, no Subspace linkage...
11:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Are there still Irkens?
11:51INVADER VEXVex: Haven't seen any... Perhaps they fled the system.
11:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...Irk is empty..?
Schmoob:*looks at the calendar,it says 2016,it appears to be incredibly old and torn*
11:52Invader JibJib: Huh...that's..bad..
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Dried irken blood stains are on the back*
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Mhm, and the only ship I've ever seen is an old liquid powered rocket
11:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:That's VERY werid..
11:53INVADER VEXVex: Oh, and I tried sequencing some DNA from some blood, there is a lot of it, but my stuff isn't working
11:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:We must be in an alternate timeline..or an alternate universe...OR MAYBE EVEN THE FUTURE O_O
11:54Invader JibJib: Not the future, that doesn't even add up...
11:54MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What if the Nightmare Irkens altered reality? Or IBT found the LSD and used to ..CHANGE...STUFF! *holds vex by his shirt,panicing*
Schmoob:But look at this calendar! It looks..almost 20 years old! *holds it*
11:55Invader JibJib: It does, but...um...
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Eeh... *brushes Schmoob off* Yeah, I already found out that it is roughly 2051
11:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:2051?!!?! O_O
11:55INVADER VEXVex: Based on stellar alignments, yeah...
11:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WE"RE ALL DOOMED!
11:56Invader JibJib: We're not "Doomed"...just stuck...
11:56INVADER VEXVex: My guess is that this universe was seperated somehow from the rest of the Z multiverse
11:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I KNEW I SHOULd"VE STOPPED IBT! AND NOW HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE!
Schmoob:I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM! IF IT WASn"T FOR YOU JIB,AND YOUR STUPID DETECTIVE WORK! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
11:56INVADER VEXVex: IBT Is in prison, dude... You and Delta and Zag captured him a while ago...
11:57Invader JibJib: Now come on, we don't even know WHO is responsible for...whatever the heck this is, Schmoob.
11:57INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, it may just be a result of Omniversial collapse
11:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...Wait...
Schmoob:If it's Omniversal collaspe then wecan't stop it..
11:58INVADER VEXVex
11:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob: It's a force of nature..
11:58INVADER VEXVex: No, but we may be able to escape before it gets too bad
11:59MysteriousjillguySchmoob:But that doesn't explain Irk's destruction..or Earth...what happened..?
11:59Invader JibJib: That's what we need to find out...I think..
12:00INVADER VEXVex: Well, without the effects of Multiversial interactions, a lot of history had to be rewritten
12:00MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well uhh..hmmm
Schmoob:So we're in an alternate timeline?
Schmoob:Or was history erased?
12:00Invader JibJib: Uh...
12:00INVADER VEXVex: I'm thinking alternate timeline, but it doesn't exactly explain why time has sped up
12:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh..
Schmoob:Well uh...everyone we know and possibly hold dear is most likely dead..so uh..
12:02Invader JibJib: ..Yeah..
12:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Without a multiverse,I cant travel through dimensions...and..that means..no..fionna...and..erm..murp...o_o
12:02INVADER VEXVex: Perhaps, and this would be something very new, this dimension is leeching onto physics from other Multiverses... If we cannot escape before this dimension drifts away, we may very well end up in another multiverse...
12:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*sits down and rocks back and forth*
Schmoob:....F-FUTURE....FUTURE....FFFFUTURE....
12:03INVADER VEXVex: Schmoob, think about it, we could be the first Irkens to ever leave the Z multiverse! We would die, sure, but what an achievement for science!
12:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I've already done that countless times.
12:03Invader JibJib: Not worth it at all...
12:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Plus..if we survive we may end up in a multiverse that's inhospitable..or horrible...
12:04Invader JibJib: Possibly
12:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Like a universe full of Nark Fanfictions...
12:05Invader JibJib: That sounds awful...
12:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Or man eating abominations..
12:05INVADER VEXVex: yes, but it may just be inevitable... Unless we can find an artifact that can be used to break the universal fabric.
12:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Artifacts..? Most of those things were in other universes or belonged to our now dead friends. So we're screwed.
12:06INVADER VEXVex: But it would have to be very powerfu- Oh, I got it!
12:06Invader JibJib: Well, i've never tried breaking the unviversal fabric before and probably haven't wanted to, so-
12:06Mysteriousjillguy
The ground rumbles*
12:07Invader JibJib: Oh gosh...what was that???
12:07Mysteriousjillguy
The tremor stops a few mintutes later*
12:07INVADER VEXVex: huh, weird.... How about some time residue? That might work
12:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Maybe the universe is starting to enter a multiverse.
12:07Invader JibJib: Oh yeeah...but where do we get THAT?
12:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So uh..there might be some rifts.....so we'd better be careful..
Schmoob:And...Time residue..? Whats that?
12:08Invader JibJib: It's...a lot to explain..
12:08INVADER VEXVex: Well, like Schmoob just pointed out, we came in through rifts... Maybe some could be harvested from those. We may have a small window of time
12:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:That sounds like some brand of sci fi earth perfume.
Schmoob"Time residue"
12:09Invader JibJib: Yeah, it kinda does...
12:10INVADER VEXVex: Also, time residue is, well, a substance that leaks from Subspace when rifts collide with one another.
12:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:And time travel? I thought rifts only opened up alternate universes...
Schmoob:Oh..uh....right..I keep forgetting about that...Time residue..
Schmoob:And um..."Subwayspace"..right.
12:11Invader Jib(gtg)
12:12Mysteriousjillguy( Aw..)
12:12Invader Jib(Bye)
12:12INVADER VEX(Aww.... Bye)
12:12Invader Jib(bye)
12:12Mysteriousjillguy( Bye
( hgghh..I'm gonna be up until..atleast 3..
VADER VEX(Uh huh...
Vex: Er... Subspace... Close, though.
1:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:That's what I said.
1:51Invader JibJib: I don't remember you saying that
1:52INVADER VEXVex: Yeah... Anyway, I dunno if jib already talked about this with you, but everyone thinks we are both dead, and I would prefer it stay that way so that we may, er, enact a certain plan to cripple the nightmare Irken war machine... So can you not mention us when you get back?
1:53Invader JibJib: *eyes suddenly widen* ...Yeah, don..'t mention us when you get back
1:54MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh...Ok
Schmoob:Wait...Irken war machine?
Nightmare*
1:55Invader JibJib:....I don't think you need the details
1:55INVADER VEXVex: It's a term for their war forces... Just an expression...
1:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh...Ok...
1:55INVADER VEXVex: *whispers to Jib* I'm winking under my helmet.
1:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Eye shines become slightly thinner*
Schmoob:Ok..So..lemme take out of my tablet device..maybe I can scan..for somewhere to go..or something..
*A wire comes out of Schmoob's PAK,it connects to the tablet*
*Data of the conversation uploads into the tablet*
*Schmoob's shines return to normal* Schmoob:Potatoes.
Schmoob:Any ideas?
1:59INVADER VEXVex: Well, we need a ship offworld... I think there's a shipyard a few kilometers away. Or at least there is in our dimension...
1:59MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hopefully it wasn't destroyed by the bagle overlords.
2:00Invader JibJib: Judging by how everything else has been, wouldn't we be lucky if whatever we found even worked?
2:00MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmm
Schmoob:We're gonna die alright. MMMHMM
Schmoob:Well uh,I regret nothing,except for the fact I never got to see Fionna's world.
Schmoob:Ok,we might as well spend the last moments of our lives not starving,so which of you taste good with salt and peanut butter?
2:02INVADER VEXVex: What Jib said is true... I'll check it out before we go there. *a small spherical drone deploys from Vex's PAK and flies forward*
2:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:D'AW! I WANTED TO TO EAT JIB!@
2:03Invader JibJib: *narrows eyes*
2:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I've tasted you before.
2:04INVADER VEXVex: ok, weird... But Let's get you two some cover... There are some weird sandstorms here... I guess the Irkens of this world didn't terraform quite like we did. *vex kicks down a door on a residential building and goes inside, rummages around, and then throws some gear to each of them*
2:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*looks at it*
*Schmoob picks it up*
2:06Invader JibJib: It's just gear, it protects you from the elements. *puts his own on* Don't look at it like it's some foreign object
2:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It smells like corn.
*Schmoob puts on the mask*
2:07Invader JibJib: Now that's preposterous, it..*smells it* Oh yeah it kinda does
2:08Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob picks up a human gun* ..?
Schmoob:What's this primitive Earth tech doing on this planet...?
2:09INVADER VEX*vex's implant blinks, and he receives scans from the drone he sent *
Vex: Oh, that fires small pieces of lead.
2:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Strange..
2:10INVADER VEXVex: Watch out, it's more dangerous than it looks.
2:10Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob pokes it at his head* Schmoob:How does it fire..?
*He points it at his head*
2:10Invader JibJib: Um, you should probably put that down...
2:11MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Puts the gun in his PAK*
2:11INVADER VEXVex: yeah... point it away from you, but first, push this button on the side and see if it has ammunition.
2:12MysteriousjillguySchmoob:? *Pushes*
*Schmoob fires the trigger,it fires at bullet,barely missing jib*
a*
Schmoob:Uh..Sorry..
2:13Invader JibJib:WAH-*jumps away from it, narrowly missing*
2:13INVADER VEXVex: Watch it.... *Vex pulls out his AK-47 and shows some
*and shows Schmoob some bacic features of a gun
2:14MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh..
Schmoob:Reminds me of a Shozraglirti Sugar Spitter
2:15Invader JibJib: A what??
Jib: ...Nevermind
2:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It's a gun made of doughnut that fires lit mice covered in sugar-
2:16INVADER VEXVex: Uh huh... *Puts the rifle on his back*
Vex: My scans suggest that there may be a functional ship in the shipyard, but it won't be able to break orbit... Maybe we should see if there are any space station?
*stations
2:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,let's get going. This plot needs to speed up for all the horrible,smelly people out there.
Schmoob:And ok
2:19Invader JibJib: Couldn't hurt, but I'm not sure the technology in the space station would still functional.
2:19Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob's spider legs comes out,he walks toward the shipyard*
2:19INVADER VEXVex: * does the same*
2:20Invader JibJib: *does the same as well*
2:21Mysteriousjillguy*A white glowing light flickers at the shipyard*
2:22Invader JibJib: *narrows his eyes at the light* Well that's...odd..
2:22INVADER VEX*several minutes later, the three arrive at the walls of the compound*
Vex: My probes suggest that the light is just a reflection... It changes based on the angle.
2:24Invader JibJib: Oh okay...that makes sense.
2:24INVADER VEX*three small slice shaped probes return to a sphere shape and fly into Vex's PAK
2:25Mysteriousjillguy*The light suddenly transforms into an Irken clock*
2:25Invader JibJib: Wha...
2:25Mysteriousjillguy*The clock has 4 arms*
2:26INVADER VEXVex: Huh...
2:26Mysteriousjillguy*It floats,and begins to vibrate*
Schmoob:O_O
2:27Invader JibJib: *slowly pulls his sword out and holds it by his side*
2:28INVADER VEX*some alien looking creatures creep in the shadows beneath the ships*
2:28Mysteriousjillguy*The first arm points to 2,the 2nd points to 0 and the third points to 7 and the fourth points to 1*
*The 7 and 1 reverse*
2:28INVADER VEXVex: *pulls out his gun*
2:28Mysteriousjillguy*switch places
*The clock's arms point to 2,0,1,8 and begins to shake violently*
2:29INVADER VEX(I gotta go. I have to wake up early to practice driving.
2:30Invader Jib(Bye
2:30Mysteriousjillguy*It suddenly bursts into flames,but then reappears,with the arms pointing at 2,0,2,1*
( Aww..bye
2:30INVADER VEX(So... Can you record this and hopefully we can continue later?
Ok, bye
2:31Mysteriousjillguy( Yeah
The Clock implodes on itself*
12:28INVADER VEXVex: This must be some sort of anomaly.... We are in inter-Multiversial space, after all
12:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Well that was neat.
12:28Invader JibJib: Yeah most likely..
12:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait,uh,wasn't this place going to collaspe in on itself soon?
Schmoob:...Like that clock.
12:29INVADER VEXVex: As the physics change, yes, it is possible... So let's get going
12:29Invader JibJib: Hadn't...thought of that..
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
A hideous spiderish thing covered in a tough exoskeleton scurries by with 6 tenetacle legs,it has dark green irken ish eyes*
12:30Invader JibJib: *looks at it*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
It slithers into a small hole in the shipyard*
12:30INVADER VEXVex: Aaaaaahhh... Well, that was weird.
Vex: Hm. Maybe we should follow it. It seems to know where it's going
12:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob: I think there's gonna be more creepy stuff in there that could rip our limbs off.
Schmoob:That hole's too small.
12:32INVADER VEXVex: we can fix that. *takes out a grenade* This little party popper specializes in making entrances
12:32MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Don't say one liners! JUST THROW IT!
12:32Invader JibJib: It's hollow..er down there?
scratch that line actually
12:32INVADER VEXVex: Alright.... I had about five more ready, though. *tosses the grenade in and blows a much larger hole*
12:33Mysteriousjillguy
The shipyard is old and wrecked,it creaks*
Schmoob:Seems a bit fragile.
12:33INVADER VEXVex: This place is sketchy... Let's try not to get tetanus.
12:34Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob walks into the hole*
12:34Invader Jib(Wait i'm confused, the whole leads to the shipyard?
12:34INVADER VEX(It's a hole in the wall to the shipyard, I assume
12:34Mysteriousjillguy( Is it in a building?
( Err
( Underground
( Something
12:34Invader JibJib: *tries to step into the whole, but almost falls and ends up sliding down
12:35Mysteriousjillguy
The shipyard is dimly lit*
12:35INVADER VEXVex: *unfurls his spider legs and climbs down into the tunnel*
12:36Invader JibJib: *starts walk through it and towards the ship yard
12:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob: We must be in the lower level of it..or something.
A creature zips by in the darkness,making a loud hiss*
Schmoob: DEAAUGHHH IT'S Angri!
Schmoob: She must be angry over me eating the cookies again!
12:37Invader JibJib: Uh...no..
12:37INVADER VEXVex: Wow... This is crazy. *there are enormous blast doors with tons of broken down jumpships in the middle of two lakes of spilled coolant, venting poison gas into the atmosphere where the doors are rusted and caving in
12:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:But what if the Angri in this world RAN OUT OF COOKIES AND WENT INSANE!
Schmoob: You can't live without cookies.
Another creature zips by,making a painful low groan*
Schmoob:...There aren't any Angri clones anywhere are there?
12:39INVADER VEXVex: No Schmoob, probably not... *pulls out the AK-47 strapped to his back and turns on a light strapped to the bottom
12:39Invader JibJib: If they're were, why would they be here?
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
The light reveals a larger version of the creature that entered the hole earlier,with gigantic human like teeth and exposed gums*
Schmoob:Maybe she was looking for co-wHAt
12:40INVADER VEXVex: Ah! *points the gun at it*
12:40Mysteriousjillguy
The creature's head rotates 360 degrees*
Two slits on it's head open,revealing white soulless eyes*
The creature roars*
12:40INVADER VEXVex: *Lets lead fly into the creature's eye*
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
The lead bounces off*
Schmoob:?!
12:41Invader JibJib: *shoots a laser pistol*
12:41INVADER VEXVex: *backs up, firing bullets into different parts of the creature*
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes out his gun*
12:41INVADER VEXVex: This isn't working! Our weapons are too outdated
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
He fires bullets at it*
Schmoob:Maybe because it was engineered by FILTHY HUMANS!
The creature knocks Schmoob into a wall with a tenetacle*
Creature:SKRRRREEEEEEEEEE
12:42INVADER VEXVex: *puts a grenade down the tube on the side of the gun and pulls a lever, sending the grenade into the creature's mouth and into its gut
12:42Invader JibJib: *grabs his sword and slices the tentancle*
12:44INVADER VEX
the grenade explodes, shredding the inside of the monster's gut*
12:44Invader JibJib: *backs away for the explosion*
12:45INVADER VEXVex: We need to find a ship, fast! You guys keep these guys busy- if there are any more- while I rig a connection to the central computer
12:45Mysteriousjillguy
The monster screams in pain,blood drips from it's mouth*
The creature's jaw expands*
12:46INVADER VEXVex: *runs over to a ship and splices into its computer with his PAK legs* Gah, there's nothing left.... *moves on to another ship
12:46Mysteriousjillguy
It suddenly goes inside out,revealing several insectinoid legs on it's guts*
12:47Invader JibJib: *shoots some of the other monsters
12:47Mysteriousjillguy
It's eyes transform into eye stalks,and it's guts fuse together and mix with it's jaws,forming a temporary mouth*
The creature throws one of it's claws at Jib*
12:48Invader JibJib: GAH *shoots it with his laser pistol, and holds his sword in front of him*
12:48Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob throws his gun at the exposed guts on it's mouth*
12:48INVADER VEXVex: *Climbs into the cockpit of a ship that doesn't look too damaged and begins trying to boot it up
12:48Mysteriousjillguy
It makes a squeak noise,it looks toward Schmoob,annoyed*
Schmoob:Umm
Schmoob:JIB GIMMIE A WEAPON!
12:49Invader JibJib: What kind of weapon
12:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob: ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FROM EARTH!
12:49Invader JibJib: *throws a laser gun*
12:49Mysteriousjillguy
The creature slams one of it's tenetacles at Schmoob,he jumps out of the way*
Schmoob looks at his gun*
12:50INVADER VEXVex: *Gets into a large turret on the too of the ship and fires three huge bolts of plasma into the monster before the coils of the gun fry*
top
12:50Mysteriousjillguy"The Generic-O-Tron Specific Number-Thousand! Perfect for all of your advanced gun needs"
Happy face on it's side*"IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF AMMO"
Schmoob grins*
The monster flies backward,being burned by the plasma*
Schmoob:Awww!
12:51INVADER VEXVex: *climbs out of the overheated turret and back into the main ship* This ship is almost online, just keep it at bay for five more minutes
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
A water bear esque creature suddenly jumps onto the ship,it's skin is rock hard and has multiple spiked mandibles*
It begins slamming it's mandibles on the ship's roof*
The 1st monster goes limp,being melted alive by the plasma*
12:52INVADER VEXVex: Gah! *Pushes on the throttle of the ship, sending it flying into the air and knocking the monster off*
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
The monster spews a fireball at the ship as it flies into the air*
Burnt shrapnel flies everywhere*
Schmoob shoots his gun at the monster*
Schmoob:DIIIEEEEEE
12:53Invader JibJib: *throws a knife at the monster*
12:54Mysteriousjillguy
The knife breaks*
The monster roars*
It charges toward Jib and Schmoob,growling*
12:54INVADER VEXVex: *struggles to maintain control of the nigh-inoperable ship, dodging the fireball barely, sending it flying into the hangar door of the port, knocking an enormous conduction coil onto the monster, slicing it's legs off*
12:55Mysteriousjillguy
The monster hisses in pain,it's leg stump leaks out a transparent jelly like fluid*
12:55Invader JibJib: *puts weapons down a bit, still in preparation*
12:55Mysteriousjillguy
The creature's head glows,a hunk of garbage and junk nearby suddenly glows*
12:55INVADER VEXVex: Woah! *the ship smacks into a piece of metal, damaging it further and busting the entrance port*
12:56Mysteriousjillguy
The garbage condenses into a limb made of scrap parts*
The garbage limb attaches to the monster*
12:56Invader JibJib: ...Seriously
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob: It has telekinesis!
Schmoob:IT MUST BE A MUTANT VERSION OF XI!
Schmoob:C'mere Xi! We're all friends here right!
Monster:....*stares*
12:57Invader JibJib: Uh..
Jib: I doubt that..
12:58Mysteriousjillguy
The monster keeps a stoic,emotionless face and simply flicks Schmoob into a wall with it's 3rd arm*
Schmoob:AUgh-
12:58INVADER VEXVex: Guys, figure out a way to get the hangar doors open!
1:16INVADER VEXVex: *Begins homing in on the signal, trying to find the origin*
1:16Invader Jib
eyelashes raise or something
1:16Mysteriousjillguy
It sounds like high pitched whistles and humming*
A mud brown,small planet with rivers of strange tan liquids comes on a screen in the ship*
1:17Invader JibJib: Hm..
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
The screen's quality is awful,it's also cracked*
1:18INVADER VEXVex: Hm. What are the coordinates for that planet?
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
The planet has a few asteroid moons orbiting it*
Schmoob: Uhhh
Schmoob: *Looks at another screen*
Schmoob:....How do you read coordinates?
Schmoob:My tablet just gave me directions.
Schmoob:...That I accidentally dropped out of the airlock.
1:20Invader JibJib: . . .
1:20MysteriousjillguySchmoob: ->0
1:20INVADER VEXVex: Ugh.
1:20Mysteriousjillguy
=_0*
The planet's gravity is low*
Schmoob:WE'd better get moving before this flying junkyard falls apart.
1:22Invader JibJib: Right..
1:22MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Or breaks,or gets attacked by horrible anthropomorphic ham muffins.
A giant ham chunk filled muffin with arms and legs flies by,glowing pink*
It gos unnoticed*
goes*
1:23INVADER VEXVex: yep. We need to find a ship that's a little faster... It'll take us a thousand years to get where we need to be in this thing.
1:23MysteriousjillguySchmoob: But all the other ships are broken..
Schmoob:Or filled with monster feces.
1:24INVADER VEXVex: We need to look somewhere else
1:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Hngh! At this point we'll have to scour the entire planet for a ship! I mean c'mon,where are we gonna find a ship! I mean C'MMOONNN! C'MONNN COME ON!
Schmoob: WHERE?!
1:25INVADER VEXVex: Not on Irk, that's for sure... We need to go elsewhere. Vort is the closest, let's check if there's anything left there
1:25Mysteriousjillguy
A signal comes on the screen*
A blurred image of what appears to the massive appears on the screen,it appears to be heavily damaged and crashed into a nearby city*
Schmoob:? What is that?
1:27INVADER VEXVex: It looks like a less advanced Irken flagship
Vex: But it's absolutely decimated... I doubt we'd find anything
1:27MysteriousjillguySchmoob: It looks like a giant red distorted potat-oh uh yeah.
Schmoob:What if it's full of ships in it's hangar?
1:27Invader JibJib: They might not work well?
1:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Oh yeah...
1:28INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, an impact like that would wreck everything
1:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Wait uh,how are we gonna get to Vort if that brown planet would take a thousand years?
1:29INVADER VEXVex: Ugh, I don't know.... Maybe there's a space station in orbit
Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob: Is Vort closer?
10:30 INVADER VEX Vex: It's the closest civilized planet to Irk.
10:31 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Oh ok then.
Suddenly,a strange ripple forms near the ship,warping space time a bit*
10:32 INVADER VEX Vex: Physics are changing, we must be getting close to another multiverse.
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *Time speeds up 5 minutes later*
Schmoob: So uh what are we gon-...Huh
10:32 Invader Jib Jib: ...
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:...That was weird.
10:33 INVADER VEX Vex: ... Uh... Ok, so let's look for a spaceport or something
10:33 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:Gngh. Let's go to Vort or some place before our organs implode or something.
Schmoob: Ok.
10:34 Invader Jib Jib: ...that could happen?
10:34 Mysteriousjillguy *Schmoob sits in a deteriorated chair looking at some controls*
Schmoob:I've seen worse happen with rifts.
Schmoob: LOTS OF THINGS. *Stares at Jib,paranoid*
10:34 Invader Jib Jib: *leans back* Okay...
10:34 INVADER VEX Vex: *Pulls up into the upper atmosphere, the entire ship shuddering and shaking, trying to hold together because of the pressure and force*
Vex: This doesn't sound too good...
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *From space,Irk's atmosphere looks smoggier then usual*
Tons of spaceship debris is everywhere in space,along with destroyed vessels of all kinds*
10:36 Invader Jib Jib: Wow..
10:36 Mysteriousjillguy *A hollow sphere of debris is covering the entire planet,filled with dust and ship parts*
10:36 INVADER VEX *the ship flies into a layer of smog, pulling out into space and blasting into space*
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob: Uh..Vex..
10:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Hold on! *The ship smashes through debris, making more metal hull pieces fly off of the ship
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob: What if that calendar was older then it looked..
The ship rocks a bit*
Schmoob:Hngh!
10:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok, we are clear!
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *Schmoob stumbles*
Schmoob: *regains balance*
Schmoob: That layer of space junk looks pretty ancient.
10:38 Invader Jib Jib: It does..hm..
10:38 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob: What if it's been longer then just 20 years?
10:39 INVADER VEX Vex: *flies past dead satellites and wreckage and into some strange clouds* What do ya mean, Schmoob?
10:39 Mysteriousjillguy Schmoob:This layer of junk must've taken a long time to form. This universe must take place further into the future then we thought
Schmoob: Maybe?
( Good thing I kept recording
10:40 INVADER VEX Vex: Hm. *Flies past more debris* it's a possibility. We shall see.
10:40 Invader Jib Jib: Well 20 years might be enough to wreck Irk alone, but with all this destruction, I'm not sure.
The Ruin
*the ship flies past a huge floating ruin, a stone and metal catacomb of seemingly ancient technology coexisting with floating trees and stone formations... It seems impossible, yet the structure itself appears to be alive, breathing in and out with its own enclosed atmosphere*
Vex: What is that thing?
1:57Invader JibJib: W..woah...
1:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob: It must be AN INTER DIMENSIONAL TREE SUCCUBUS THAT FEEDS OFF LIFE FORCES.
Schmoob: Don't go near it or it'll eat your moldy soul.
Schmoob: 0_0
1:57INVADER VEXVex: This is insane... I'm gonna dock the ship
1:58Mysteriousjillguy
Another ripple forms,speeding time up*
The ship quickly docks*
Schmoob:..It happened again.
1:59INVADER VEXVex: *Gets out of the ship* Hm... The air seems normal. Weird
1:59MysteriousjillguySchmoob: This time it was about...10 minutes..
1:59INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, pretty crazy...
2:00Mysteriousjillguy
Theres a few vortian skeletons nearby,sitting and holding dusty deteriorating poker cards*
One of their arms fall off*
2:00INVADER VEXVex: Hm... *the atmosphere is thick and viscous, almost a liquid
2:00Invader JibJib: *looks freaked out at the skeletons*
2:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..How is the atmosphere liquidy?
Schmoob: And we're still breathing..
Schmoob:...Hmm...
2:01INVADER VEXVex: It seems like it's almost frozen in time. Maybe we will be safe from the time anomalies in here
2:01Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes out a notepad and crosses out "time traveling werewolf tree rock hiveminds with toxic air" out *
Schmoob:What if we get frozen in time?
Schmoob:We'd be stuck..in the same place...forever...o_o
2:02Invader JibJib: Hm...I'd try not to think about that too much
INVADER VEXVex: Yeah...
2:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*looks around*
Schmoob: Uh..any signs of ..um..people here?
Schmoob:..Besides those rotting skeletons.
2:04Invader JibJib: Living people? No.
2:04INVADER VEXVex: Nope... Let's look around for the ship those Vortians came on
2:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Okie Dokie.
INVADER VEX(Yeah, I can't either
12:27Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob walks around*
12:27INVADER VEX(Noooo
12:27Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob looks at the gas giant orbiting near by*
( hngh
( wot
( does it have to do with pausing the rp-
Mysteriousjillguy( oh
( didnt see jib lc'ed
12:29Invader Jibi did??
oh
12:29MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...? The Irken solar system has a gas giant?
( well uh
( You disconnected right?
12:29Invader Jib(Yeah
12:30INVADER VEXVex: I don't think it's a gas giant.... It's some kind of stasis field or something, but at an enormous scale.... Ancient ruins trapped in a time outside of time.. If that makes sense.
Schmoob:So uh...wait..I don't get it.
Schmoob:So its something from the past?
nvader JibJib: hm..
12:33INVADER VEXVex: Well... Maybe not.... It exists here and now, but in our old dimension, it clearly doesn't, so I would guess that it's a bleed over from the new multiverse we're entering, the physics of that world intertwined with ours.
12:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..oh
Schmoob: So that means we're running oUT OF TIME!!!
12:34INVADER VEXVex: We could already be out of time... For all we know, we could've been here for eons.
12:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:0_0
12:34INVADER VEXVex: Reassuring, huh?
12:35Mysteriousjillguy
The gas giant's colors suddenly turn pink*
12:35Invader JibJib: no..
sratch that line
12:36Mysteriousjillguy
It's colors change back to green*
12:37Invader JibJib: *looks at it*
12:37INVADER VEXVex: Woah.... *looks past the tree and sees the reflection of a solar system, complete with a star, a planet, and moons... As the colors change, the world shatters as if it was made of glass and the leaves on the tree begin to die*
Schmoob:Uh..is that good at all?
MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..is that good at all?
12:38Invader JibJib: *eyes widen* Not entirely sure..
12:39INVADER VEXVex: I have a feeling that this is a less than optimal situation. We need to find the ship that those Vortians came on, fast! Split up and try not to die
12:39Invader JibJib: *runs*
Jib: *runs*
Jib: *looks around*
12:41Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob runs into a nearby hole on the others side of the tree*
Schmoob:LOOK I FOUND!
LOOK WHAT*
12:41Invader JibJib: You found it?
INVADER VEXVex: *jumps up on top of a floating boulder and looks over the edge, seeing the slowed down and shattered supernova of that distant solar system, and a gentle breeze flows through the air
12:41Invader JibJib: Or..
INVADER VEXVex: Did you find it or not? This situation just got a whole lot more dangerous! There's a supernova below us!
12:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I FOUND A CAN OF BEANS!
A huge cavern is inside the hole*
12:42Invader JibJib: ...*sigh*
12:42Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob holds the can*
Schmoob:We can eat it if we starve to death.
Schmoob opens the can*
12:43INVADER VEXVex: *jumps over to Schmoob, floating through space and landing on the tree, rocking it slightly*
Vex: We'll be incinerated long before we have to worry about starving, Schmoob! Find the ship!
12:43Invader JibJib: *steps around looking for some kind of ship*
12:43Mysteriousjillguy
A horrible pile of fused beans with long spindly legs jumps out of it,it hops into the cave squeaking*
Schmoob walks into the cavern*
Tons of broken ships are inside it*
12:44Invader JibJib: ...Anything functional down there?
12:44Mysteriousjillguy( drew some stuff
12:44INVADER VEXVex: *follows Schmoob to the cavern* Those Vortians... They definitely weren't the first ones here...
12:45Mysteriousjillguy
A strange black crystal like ship is at the end of the cavern,slightly damaged*
12:45Invader JibJib: *follows behind as well*
12:45INVADER VEXVex: That one, down there... *points to that black ship* I can make it work
12:45Invader JibJib: Looks like the closest thing to working here though.
12:46Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob walks over the ship*
A bright light appears outside*
12:46INVADER VEXVex: *begins working on the ship* This is a very strange mechanism.... It'll take time.
12:46MysteriousjillguySchmoob: We don't have a lot of TIME!
Schmoob points the light growing brighter*
to the*
12:47Invader JibJib: How long'll that take? Done before we die, right?
12:47INVADER VEXVex: .. I'll work faster, but this ship isn't responding to any starting impulses...
Vex: *pounds in the ship in frustration, and it absorbs him before turning back into hard crystal*
12:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..?
Schmoob looks back at the growing light,it begins to engulf the cavern*
Schmoob throws jib at the ship,and phases through it*
12:48INVADER VEXVex: Woah! *appears inside a control room, and it seems to be untouched by time, everything on and functional* Ok, here we go!
12:49Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob appears inside the ship,upside down*
Schmoob falls over* Schmoob:Ouch.
Schmoob:So uh,we don't need Jib right?
12:49Invader JibJib: Ow..*crawls into the ship*
Jib: *looks annoyed*
12:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Mumbles*
12:49INVADER VEXVex: *hops into the pilot seat and starts up the engine, it's jet fan whirring to life*
12:50Mysteriousjillguy
A burst of fire begins to fill the cavern,the ship somehow remains unharmed*
Schmoob:HURRY! Let's GO!
12:51INVADER VEX
The ship stutters off of the ground, illuminated by the burst, and it blasts out of the tree, shattering the ancient wood into a million tiny crystalline fragments*
12:51Mysteriousjillguy
The control seem to be a mecury like substance covered in blinking lights*
controls*
mercury*
( typos tired
12:51INVADER VEXVex: Agh! *the impact of the crash jostles them all around, knocking cargo and a dead crewman onto Schmoob and Jib*
12:52MysteriousjillguySchmoob: So uh,are we gonna die now?
Schmoob:AHHHH!
Schmoob pushes the dead guy onto jib,it's head falls off*
12:52Invader JibJib: EW *pushes it*
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob kicks off some cargo*
Schmoob:HA!
12:52INVADER VEXVex: Not yet we're not! *pushes the engine to its limit! rattling the ship and barely outrunning the main blast*
12:52Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob gets by the same cargo box*
Schmoob:NEUGH-
Schmoob:*stumbles*
Schmoob walks over to the pilot seat with vex*
Schmoob:WOO! OTHER ONE LINERS!
12:53INVADER VEXVex: *steers up and towards the center of the strange green ruins, where a shattered cloud reveals open space*
12:54Mysteriousjillguy
The supernova begins to destroy the tree*
12:54Invader JibJib: ...We're surviving? *looks out the ship windows*
12:54Mysteriousjillguy
An irken is on a stone near the ship*
12:54INVADER VEX
The ship blasts out of the cloud, knocking glassy fragments out into space and blasting a large heat shield panel off of the ship's hull*
12:54MysteriousjillguyIrken:? PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE!
Irken:FINALLY! I CAN LEAVE-
12:55INVADER VEXVex: Whoops, too late for that dude...
12:55Mysteriousjillguy
The irken gets hit by a heat shield and gets thrown into the super nova*
12:55Invader JibJib: ouxh
ouch
12:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Eh.
12:55INVADER VEXVex: ....
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob: So uh,are we gonna go to that planet that looks like dooky now?
12:56Invader JibJib:..
12:56INVADER VEXVex: .... What?
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:The brown one.
Schmoob:Remember?
12:57INVADER VEXVex: ... No... What are the coordinates?
12:57Mysteriousjillguy
THe ship pulls up a circle shaped mirror like hologram,it displays the mud brown,small planet with rivers of strange tan liquids*
1:12INVADER VEXVex: Ok, I have my doubts about how well this navigator computer is going to work...
1:13Invader Jibback
1:17MysteriousjillguyComputer:Command ACcEpTEd
Computer:HeaDIng To-t-t-to-t-to planet.
1:18INVADER VEXVex: Uh... Ok....
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
Space time around the ship twists and contorts*
Schmoob:HNGHH
The ship instantly appears in orbit of the filthy planet*
1:19Invader JibJib: Well that was...
Jib: Different
1:19Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob's arms is twisted like a preztel*
1:19INVADER VEXVex: Frankly, I'm a bit surprised that this computer software understands Irken...
1:19Mysteriousjillguyare*
Schmoob: This kind of hurts.
Schmoob's arms snap*
Schmoob:...Uh...
Schmoob:Xi can fix this.
Schmoob:...Yeah
Schmoob drags his horribly disfigured arms and walks over to Vex*
Schmoob: So uh..that planet has life right?
1:21INVADER VEXVex: Woah! *covers his face from the disfigured arms and his arm is pinned against his face* I... I don't know, Schmoob... Uuughh
1:21MysteriousjillguySchmoob: Are they a race of evil king Nark clones that have baby heads for eyes?
Schmoob scratches his head with his hideous arms*
His arms go limp*
Schmoob:I can't feel them anymore.
1:22INVADER VEXVex: That's terrible, Schmoob...
1:22Invader JibJib: this hurts
1:22MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..can we check for intelligent life?
A garbled radio signal comes online*
Angry alien gibberish comes from the radio*
1:23INVADER VEXVex: Hm? *amplifies the signal*
(I gtg, sorry...
1:23MysteriousjillguyComputer:Language unknown.
( Ok
1:24Invader Jib(Bye
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
1:25Mysteriousjillguyuh
( Do you GTG too?
1:25Invader Jibno
INVADER VEXVex: I'm not getting a good signal...*tunes the radio*
12:34Mysteriousjillguy
More alien gibberish comes through*
12:35Invader JibJib: Hmm..
12:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:The ship can't identify the language..
12:35INVADER VEXVex: Ah, there's a databank of universal signaling codes in the computer... Let's check through that
12:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Okie Dokie.
Schmoob pokes his disfigured arms and tries to move them*
12:37INVADER VEX
the computer begins running over the video at high speeds over and over again filing the composite parts of the signal into groups, eventually working it down to what seems to be a recorded distress signal
12:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:? *Walks up the radio*
Schmoob:Did you figure it out?
12:39Invader JibJib: ...
12:41INVADER VEXVex: it's working.... Oh, it appears that they have no idea what's going on, but there's some kind of.... Natural disaster...? Going on. That's what they think, at least.
Vex: Well, at least it seems to be a living civilization. And we are running low on fuel... I'm gonna plug in the coordinates
12:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:But what if they're a race of inter dimensional mutants from a rift that have the natural ability to suck out our squeedly spooches?
12:44Invader JibJib: uhhh I doubt that..
12:45INVADER VEXVex: *works with the computer* Even so, we are far more advanced than these people... We can just out-think them.
12:46Cravitus(unless they pull a star trek 9)
12:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE PRETENDING TO BE SMART AND HAVE A DEATH RAY WEAPON?!
12:49Invader JibJib: Uhh..then at least we didn't die in space
12:49INVADER VEXVex: ..... *pulls a lever and the ships engines roar into action, blasting through space and towards the brown planet*
12:53Invader JibJib: soo..
12:57INVADER VEXVex: This might take a while... Let's look around for some less terrible weapons *looking down at his earth rifle*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
12:57MysteriousjillguyLutk:Uh..Yeah
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
12:57Invader JibJib: Hmm..
Jib: *looks throuhg a ship compartment*
Jib: *grabs a weapon without looking too much*
12:57INVADER VEXVex: *walks into the back and starts looking around for stuff and finds a suit of red Irken armor that looks ancient*
Vex: Hm. *tosses the armor over to where jib is while looking for a better gun*
12:59Invader JibJib: *looks at the armor*
12:59Cravitus(Hey Vex, did I show you the laser pistol I threw together?)
12:59INVADER VEXVex: that should help in case the atmosphere is at a different pressure. Schmoob, you should get a helmet too.
(yeah
1:00Invader JibJib: *puts the armor on*
1:00Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob puts on a helmet backwards*
Schmoob:I can't see anything.
1:00Cravitus(They'll never suspect a thing, Schmoob)
(None can ambush you now
1:01INVADER VEXVex: *finds a weird orange suit of armor that for some strange reason fits perfectly and has a Vex industries logo, as well as a Vex industries Tesseract rifle* That's weird.... That's really weird...
1:01Mysteriousjillguy
The helmet activates a disguise,it cloaks into a giant pig head*
Schmoob:PERFECT!
1:02Invader JibJib: Schmoob we aren't encountering any pig people...I think
1:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:No one will suspect a space pig.
1:04INVADER VEXVex: Seriously though.... What's Vex industries armor doing here? And... This is more advanced than anything I've ever made.
1:04Invader JibJib: Hmm that's uh...weird
1:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh..I dunno.
1:06INVADER VEXVex: Yeah... Anyway, everyone ready to go? We're gonna get there soon.
1:07Cravitus(spectating intensifies)
1:08Invader JibJib: Yeah
Mysteriousjillguy
The Ship enters the planets atmosphere*
Schmoob sits in a chair,resting his head on the control panel*
Schmoob:....:/
Schmoob:*Pokes jib repeatedly*
1:24Invader JibJib: Quit it
1:24INVADER VEXVex: So there should be some sort of settlement here somewhere. I'm gonna go drive us down
1:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob:....
Schmoob:*Pokes jib again*
Computer:ENTERING PLANETS ATMOSPHERE
Schmoob:I thought we already did-
Schmoob:*Pokes jib once more*
1:26Invader JibJib: Yeah well
Jib: *pokes Schmoob
Jib: How do YOU like it
1:26MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...
1:26INVADER VEXVex: Mkay. Not to be alarmed guys... We might crash. Not much left of our landing gear.
1:26Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes off his helmet and smacks jib with it*
1:27Invader JibJib: Wait really-
Jib: OW
1:27MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh so we're gonna die?
Schmoob:Welp time for confession time
Schmoob:Jib,that sandwich you ate last thursday wasnt actually whole wheat bread
Schmoob:It was actually
Schmoob:SOURDOUGH =_=
1:28Invader JibJib: ...
1:28INVADER VEXVex: How could you?!?! Well... Anyway, here we come
1:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I wish I'd tell you sooner
1:28Invader JibJib: That restraunt lied to me
1:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Shocking I know
Schmoob:We're gonna get through this buddy
1:28Invader JibJib: *narrows eyes dramatically*
1:28Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob pats jib on the shoulder*
Schmoob:Its ok-
Schmoob:OH WE'RE ON THE PLANET! *Pushes jib out of the way*
1:29INVADER VEX
the ship slides across the ground and into the mud, burying itself into the ground*
1:29Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob slaps his face on the window*
1:29INVADER VEXVex: Ow.
1:29MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It looks spooky
1:30Invader JibJib: *climbs out of the mud*
Jib: eugh
1:30INVADER VEXVex: *stands up* Whew.
1:30Mysteriousjillguy
The planet has brown tinted blue skies*
Schmoob:This planet is dirty
Schmoob:We should call it planet mud.
1:31INVADER VEXVex: Sure. Of course, it won't matter in a few days. This planet won't exist for us anymore. Let's get to work
1:31Mysteriousjillguy
A few ships appear nearby,flying toward the crashed ship*
The ships slowly land*
Schmoob:?
1:31Invader JibJib: Holy
1:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wow that was fast-
1:32INVADER VEXVex: Hm... *puts his gun on his back*
1:32Mysteriousjillguy
The ships pull out their landing gear,a door opens*
A walkway comes out from under the ship,strange mudskipper-esque aliens come out*
( picture
Alien:GREETINGS TRAVELERS-
Schmoob:HAAUUUAGH!
Schmoob:DEMON!
Schmoob throws a rock at his face*
Alien:ow.
1:33INVADER VEXVex: Schmoob, no... Stop
1:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:But they could be FISH DEMONS
Schmoob:I see them in my dreamssss
Alien:Going to ignore that.
Alien:Anyway
1:33Invader JibJib: That's because you're a pyscological nightmare, not because they're real
1:33INVADER VEXVex: *approaches the aliens* Hello, I'm Vex. Those are Schmoob and Jib. We're... Irkens.
1:34Invader JibJib: Yep.
1:34MysteriousjillguyAlien:I am speaking to you through a convient translator installed in my throat!
Alien:Aint that neat.
Alien: I was sent here to investigate your crashed,yet hideous ship.
Alien:Ah yes! Irkens! We've heard about your race
1:35INVADER VEXVex: yeah. Anyway, we're from another dimension, actually. So if we could come back to your settlement with you, we can get out of here in no time
1:35MysteriousjillguyAlien:We thought you had all died a horribly firey death though.
Alien:Oh.
Alien:I see...
Alien:Quickly,we must move fast.
Alien:*Signals them to come along*
Schmoob walks onto the ship calmy despite suspecting them of being fish demons earlier*
calmly*
1:36INVADER VEXVex: *gets in the back of the ship*
1:36Invader JibJib: *gets in the ship as well*
1:37Mysteriousjillguy
The ship door closes,and the landing gear retracts*
The ship hovers and flies away*
Tons of navigators are at the controls*
Alien:What dimension are you from..?
Schmoob:Dimension 666 in the totallylegit system-
1:38INVADER VEXVex: Z-14. And, by the way, you guys are drifting away from the z multiverse entirely... *leans over to the alien that looks like the leader* So have you been noticing any.... Metaphysical spacetime fluctuations resulting in anomalous sunspace off gassing?
subspace
1:38MysteriousjillguyAlien:Yes. Yes we have.
1:39INVADER VEXVex: Ok. That's actually good for us. Were you able to contain any of it?
1:39MysteriousjillguyAlien: There are has been some strange activity on our planet for quite some time. We think they might be rips in the fabric of space time.
Alien:No,unfortunately.
Alien:We are forced to live in protective domed cities.
1:40INVADER VEXVex: well. Perhaps I can rig a system to capture the harmful substances
1:40MysteriousjillguyAlien:We've been trying to figure out a way to somehow escape this horrible apocalypse but-
Alien:REALLY?!
1:41INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, I've done it before. Trust me, we have dealt with this stuff quite a bit.
1:41MysteriousjillguyAlien:WOW!
Alien:How convient!
Schmoob:*Leans over to jib*
1:41INVADER VEXVex: in fact, Jib and I actually used it to travel back in time to fake our deaths... Good times
1:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I dont trust them *whispers*
Schmoob:They could be demons
Schmoob:Or ghosts
Schmoob:Or ghost space demons
1:42Invader JibJib: Yeahh I doubt that somehow...
whispering
1:42INVADER VEXVex: *looks at Schmoob and glares inside his helmet and then turns back around*
1:42MysteriousjillguyAlien: Wait a minute,which one is Jib? Is it the smelly one with the weird hair?
Schmoob:HEY-
1:43INVADER VEXVex: No... The normal looking one
1:43MysteriousjillguyAlien:Oh.
1:43Invader JibJib: Yeah
1:43MysteriousjillguyAlien:His head is quite large for an irken.
Alien:Incredibly large.
1:44INVADER VEXVex: Yep. So how far away would you estimate your city is?
1:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh yeah,he's got one of the biggest heads in the Irken race. Yep.
Schmoob:He also smells.
1:44Invader JibJib: My head is NORMAL sized
1:44MysteriousjillguyAlien:We should be there in a few minutes.
Schmoob:No it isn't. It's HUGE!
Schmoob:Infact it reminds me of a huge head I've seen before actually.
1:45INVADER VEXVex: Jib, your head is a little bit big.... That robot eye you're using was custom sized cause your eye sockets are very large
1:45MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I think it was-
Schmoob:Oh hey look we're here I think.
1:45Invader JibJib: Thatr
typo
1:45Mysteriousjillguy
The ship nears a bunch of dome cities*
1:45Invader JibJib: I just have large eye sockets-oh
1:45Mysteriousjillguy
The ship flies into a hangar,landing*
1:45INVADER VEXVex: Great. Ok... *stands up and walks out of the ship*
1:46Mysteriousjillguy
Aliens follow them*
1:47Invader JibJib: *Walks as well*
1:47MysteriousjillguyAlien:We've been living in these cities for a few million years. Most of us live here.
1:47INVADER VEXVex: Hm. Where is your central power distributor? I need an electromagnetic field strong enough to reverse the polarity of your subspace pollutants.
1:48MysteriousjillguyAlien:Unfortunately we cant communicate with any other settlements due to the space time thingies messing with our frequencies
Alien:Its really annoying
1:48INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, I can fix that
1:48Mysteriousjillguy
The alien walks into a hallway*
1:49INVADER VEXVex: *follows, his helmet scanning possible components for his containment device*
1:50Mysteriousjillguy
A door opens revealing a bunch of transport vessels*
One of their doors open*
The alien and Schmoob walk inside,a bunch of aliens are in the ship as well*
1:51INVADER VEXVex: One sec. I need this ship's ionizing maglev coil... *walks over to another ship and flips open a PAK mounted welding torch* You don't mind, right?
1:52INVADER VEXVex: *cuts a hole in the ship and unscrews a glowing, floating, and red hot set of coils, and the ship falls to the ground*
1:52MysteriousjillguyLeader Alien:*Looks over to the three irkens,then whispers back in a strange generic alien gibberish*
1:53INVADER VEXVex: *gets in the ship*
1:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Grabs Jib and chucks him into the ship*
1:53Invader JibJib: ow
1:54Mysteriousjillguy
The ship hovers and flies out of another hangar,and flies upwards into the city*
The ship nears a dome shaped building*
1:55INVADER VEXVex: *leans over to Schmoob* So here's the plan. I can use the density of the time residue to speed up the universe's atomic movement relative to us. Basically we can travel forwards in time until this universe is back in the Z-multiverse.
1:55Mysteriousjillguy
The ship hovers above a cylinder shaped building,its roof opens up,and the ship lowers*
Schmoob:But what if we get old and explode?
1:56INVADER VEXVex: Would you rather explode or be ripped apart atom by atom as the physics of a new multiverse make your body convulse and fail until eventually you are merely primordial quantum broth?
1:57Invader JibJib: Yeah that sounds more painful
1:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I dont know what most of those words mean but it sounds unpleasant.
1:57INVADER VEXVex: Case in point. I think it's worth a shot
1:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:But we'll be OLD and wrinkly
The ship opens*
1:57INVADER VEXVex: If it works, we should be exactly the same. *walks out of the ship*
1:58Mysteriousjillguy
An alien holding food tray is in front of the ship,a door opens and a walkway comes out and slams onto the alien,crushing him*
The leader alien walks down the walkway*
1:58INVADER VEXVex: *looks at the lead alien and walks behind him*
1:59MysteriousjillguyAlien:MY ODDLY SPECIFIC INTERNAL ORGAN WITH A WEIRD NAME! AGHHHh
Leader Alien:*Grabs the food tray next to the crushed service drone alien and eats the food*
Schmoob:They seem pretty nice.
2:00INVADER VEXVex: .... Uh. So... Where's the lab I'll be working in?
2:01Invader JibJib: Hmm
2:01Mysteriousjillguy( hhh
( meds wearing off
( getting tired
( rip Schmoob
INVADER VEXOk... RP
12:02Cravitus(if he was solid snake then metal gear 4 would make him old
Derpiestderparound has left the chat.
12:02Cravitus(old af
12:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Pokes one of the aliens*
Alien:Stop that.
Schmoob:*Poke*
Alien:quit it.
Schmoob:*Rapidly pokes*
Alien:Hey
Alien:Quit it. Stop-Hey. Quit it,.
Schmoob:...
12:03Invader JibJib: *Whipsers: Schmoob you're gonna get us in trouble
12:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Is Vex done yet?
12:03Invader Jib*whispers loudly
12:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:IS THE TIME GOO THINGY READY YET VEX?!
Schmoob:I have dolls to buy at home you know.
12:04INVADER VEXVex: Mhm.
12:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:HORRAY
12:04INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, I'm done. *hands a small machine and a vial to an employee and gives them instructions, and they walk away*
12:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Pushes the alien out of the way*
12:04Invader JibJib: Alright, good
12:05MysteriousjillguyAlien King:This technology is fascinating! Thank you brave travellers for helping us!
Schmoob:Sure.
12:05INVADER VEXVex: Yeah... No... Problem. Let's get to that shuttle and hook up our converter. It should work for a power supply
12:05MysteriousjillguyAlien King:WAIIIITTTT! I must give you a gift!
Alien King:SHLOOBORB!
*A little alien walks over*
Shlooborb:Yes your majesty?
Alien King guy:Give them the royal pack of chocolates.
12:08INVADER VEXVex: well... Sorry we can't stay longer... I mean, not really, but... We should leave. Bye. *starts helping the aliens attach the converter
12:08MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Yeah uh,we'll see you next time. Or whatever.
*Schmoob drags a high tech looking laser cannon he stole,whistling, no one notices*
12:09INVADER VEXVex: Ok. Schmoob, Jib, get in the shuttle. We need to leave... Like, now
12:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:OKIE DOKIE
12:09Invader JibJib: *Jumps in the shuttle*
12:09Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob throws the cannon in the shuttle,and jumps in*
12:10INVADER VEXVex: *gets in the shuttle, tossing the tuna behind him and into an alien'sface*
12:10MysteriousjillguyAlien King:Good bye travelers! We shall never forget you!
Alien2:Ouch. My face.
12:10INVADER VEXVex: Yep... See you later
12:10Mysteriousjillguy*The shuttle starts up*
12:10Invader JibJib: Eh we won't remember you at-i mean uh bye
12:10INVADER VEXVex: *turns on the shuttle, pumping time residue into the ship's power coils, creating a large sizzling bubble around the ship
12:10Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob looks outside the window*
Schmoob:Neat-o.
Derpiestderparound(that wasnt 1 hour
12:12INVADER VEXVex: Alright. Here we go. Oh, and if you ever see this planet floating through the subspacial void... I would recommend you stay away, they'll probably be a little upset about this
12:12Invader JibJib: I'll keep that in mind
12:13INVADER VEX*the bubble around the ship slices a hole in the hangar bay, flying away from the planet
12:13Derpiestderparound(i hope someone breaks out into song
12:13MysteriousjillguyAliens:Now that we have this technology,we can LEAVE THIS DIMENSION!
Alien city crowd:YAYYYY!
Alien 1:LETS MAKE A STATUE OF VEX AND RENAME HIM SPACE JESUS!
12:14INVADER VEX*all of the sudden, a huge rumble shakes the planet, white lightning flaming out of the shield generators around the city
12:14Mysteriousjillguy*The aliens scream,the city spontaneously catches on fire *
12:15INVADER VEX*The shield crumples, and a giant pulsar bursts from the planet's core, ripping it to shreds in an instant*
12:15Mysteriousjillguy*The planet is destroyed*
Schmoob:*Watches outside the window sipping a cherry slushie*
Schmoob:Poor aliens.
12:16Invader JibJib: *Watces the planet be destroyed*
12:16INVADER VEXVex: *meanwhile, up in the ship* Sure is beautiful, hm? * the planet melts through time before them, emanating a huge wave of energy
12:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So uh,where are we going now? Can we go to the Nethral Dimension?
12:16Invader JibJib: The what-
12:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Maybe the HOT HUMAN FEMALE DIMENSION
12:17INVADER VEXVex: ew, no... Just watch. That wave from the planets explosion will propel us through time
12:17MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Awww. Oh well.
Schmoob:Wait a second wont we just go further into the future?
Schmoob:Thats bad right.
?*
12:18INVADER VEXVex: well yes, but If I've done the calculations right, we will end up back in the Z-multiverse, right next to z-14... Of course, then we have to worry about being in the future...
12:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hopefully we don't end up in some horrible space squid multiverse.
Schmoob:That would be spooky.
12:19INVADER VEXVex: Well, universes adrift in the multiversial weave have orbits, just like comets. This universe will go back, I just hope I got it right
12:19MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh right. Of course. I forgot.
Schmoob:*Sips slushie*
12:19INVADER VEX*the wave of energy pulses through the shuttle, shaking it violently and rapidly speeding up time right outside the window
12:20Invader JibJib: Yeah i-HOLY
Jib: *Tumbles*
12:20Mysteriousjillguy*The star the brown planet was orbiting expands,and goes through a supernova incredibly fast*
*The star eventually dies and the planets nearby decay into nothingness*
12:21INVADER VEXVex: *barfs a little in his mouth from the shockwave* eugh... Anyway, Once we stop, it should be pretty easy to get into Z-14 using the rift that planet tore... Poor little idiots
12:21Mysteriousjillguy*The Stars around them begin to die*
Schmoob:We aren't going too far are we?
12:22INVADER VEXVex: We should be slowing down fairly soon. Maybe a couple thousand years
12:22Mysteriousjillguy*Time begins to slow down*
12:22Invader JibJib: I've seen a time machine in a vending machine once, so I imagine it won't be too hard to get back to the right time
12:22INVADER VEX*the ship shakes more violently, and stops riding the surge of energy, suddenly bursting out of the time stream and back into 3 dimensional space*
12:23Mysteriousjillguy( are they in z-14 now or are they gonna go through the rift
12:23INVADER VEX(They have to go through the rift)
12:23Mysteriousjillguy(Alright
*A huge rift is nearby,replacing the brown planet*
*Asteroids float everywhere near it*
*A red nebula surrounds the area*
12:24INVADER VEXVex: There! *points to it* Just as predicted. Hm... I have to calibrate our shields. Schmoob, you want to fly us through?
12:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Spooky
12:24Invader JibJib: ...*pokes Schmoob*
12:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hey Jib remember that time I crashed a space bus into a space orphanage-
Schmoob:Oh sure-
12:25Invader JibJib: I don't remember that...actually..
Jib: *Drives the ship instead of Schmoob*
12:26MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh well.
*The Rift swirls around,being a bit unstable*
*The ship rocks a bit*
12:26INVADER VEXVex: .... *runs into the back room and tears into an extra can of tuna he kept from their departure*
12:26Mysteriousjillguy*The Rift glows bright red on its edges*
12:27Cravitus(vex hungers for the tuna
12:27Mysteriousjillguy( vex is addicted to tuna confirmed
12:27INVADER VEXVex: *looks up from the back, tuna all over his face, staring into the void*
12:27Cravitus(vex (vex r u ok (cue vex as mr popo
12:27Mysteriousjillguy*A space pic floats by,unnoticed*
12:27INVADER VEXVex: woah.
12:27Mysteriousjillguy( ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE-
( @kreb
*The Rift nears closer,the ship begins to shake*
12:28Invader JibJib: Geez
12:28MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hopefully we dont DIE-
*The Ship gets sucked into the rift,and spins around uncontrollably*
12:28INVADER VEX*the ship gets sucked into the rift, and all three black out as their ship shakes and shudders, threatening to tear itself apart
12:28Mysteriousjillguy( nvm
*Outside the rift,what appears to be chunks of some sort of giant metallic spaceship is seen*
*Tons of crystalline debris floats everywhere,a gigantic rift is nearby*
12:30INVADER VEX*the ship materializes with a crack in open space, the low glow of dwarf stars illuminating the ship in an orange light
12:30Mysteriousjillguy*The rift seems to be larger then any other rift they've seen, and it resembles what seems to be a literal tear in the space time fabric*
Schmoob:*Wakes up*
Schmoob:Blaiuoughh
12:31Invader JibJib: *Eyes up slowly*
Jib: Ughhh..
12:31INVADER VEXVex: *wakes up and looks behind them at the rift* I... Didn't expect that...
12:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob:What? IT WAS A DREAM-
Schmoob:Oh.
Schmoob:HA-WHOOOOWOWHOOOOMAHGAHHHHH
Schmoob:LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RIFT!
12:31INVADER VEXVex: *wipes his face off and limps up to the command room* Well... We won't have to worry about that rift for a few million years once we get back *burps*
12:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Can rifts even GET that big?
12:32Invader JibJib: Probably
12:32Mysteriousjillguy*The rift ominously sits still,unlike most rifts they've seen*
*A few small rocks float out of the other side of the rift*
*A giant chunk of crystal flies toward the ship,barely missing it*
*All kinds of junk and debris floats everywhere*
12:33INVADER VEXVex: *looks through a side window* Woah. Schmoob.... What is THAT?!? *theres an enormous metallic piece of debris in orbit of the rift, almost the size of a planet, a dim electric glow at its core, electricity crackling from piece to piece*
12:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Why are there crystals in space..?
Schmoob:WH-
12:33Invader JibJib: *Gasp*
12:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Spits out his slushie on Jibs face*
12:34Invader JibJib: I-don't actually know what that is
12:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Maybe its some sort of giant space ship used by giant vampire squids that killed the space bees millions of years ago.
12:35INVADER VEXVex: *looks at his can of tuna, drops it to the ground, and rubs his eyes* Ok... Whatever that is... Maybe we can use it to get back to our time. This ship is drained of residue
12:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:THEY HAD TO GO EXTINCT SOMEHOW JIB,IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN A CONCIDENCE-
*The giant metal debris draws closer,crystal chunks surround it*
12:36Invader JibJib: Yeaaah, I was wondering what happened to them EVERY night before this
12:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wow Jib. You're not as blind as I thought.
12:36INVADER VEXVex: Yknow what.... Jib, go land on that thing. Go as deep into its core as you can
12:36MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Maybe you could help with my conspiracy theories some day-
Schmoob:Or you could go ahead and die out there, thats better.
Schmoob:*looks over to Vex*
Schmoob:Uh...Vex you feelin okay? You look..strange
12:37INVADER VEXVex: It could be the tuna talking, but I think we might be able to find something in there to get us *burps* get us out of here
12:37Invader JibJib: *Moves the ship towards that thing*
12:37Mysteriousjillguy( vex is rick confirmed
( jib is morty
12:38Invader JibJib: *Whispers to Schmoob* Yeah I think that tuna was old-ish
12:38INVADER VEX(Lol. I could achieve the same effect with ten Jibs and a car battery....
12:38Mysteriousjillguy( "we gotta *burp* you g-gotta into to the core jibby,*burp* i-its the only way,really"
12:38Invader Jib(lol yes
12:39Mysteriousjillguy*The ship goes into a small catacomb like structure in the debris thingy*
*Robotic arms surround the walls,chunks of metal float everywhere*
Schmoob:Strange..
12:39INVADER VEXVex: I've seen architecture like this... Where was it... Hm
12:40Mysteriousjillguy*A ruined ship floats by*
*A chunk of metal hits the ship,denting it a bit*
Schmoob:W-woah
12:40Invader JibJib: *Moves a bit away from it*
12:40Mysteriousjillguy*A few hours later,the ship nears the core*
Schmoob:*Asleep,droolling*
Schmoob:Bbplbt...brgh....gngh...hngh
12:41INVADER VEXVex: Ok. I've got a full pressurized suit on, so I'll go out and explore. Hopefully there's something of use
12:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Rubs his eyes* Huh?
12:41Invader JibJib: Judging by my uh, field of vision i'd say were pretty close
12:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh uh. Right.
Schmoob:Yeah.
12:43Invader JibJib: *The ship slows down near the core*
12:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Takes out a newspaper reading "SPACE JESUS TRIUMPHS OVER ALL,PLANET SAVED" *
Schmoob:Why am I reading this-
12:44Invader JibJib: *looks out the ship windows*
12:44INVADER VEXVex: *looks at the picture in the newspaper* Oh, of course, they got my antennae wrong. Oh well. I'll be right back. *climbs into an airlock, tethers himself to the ship, and jumps out onto a piece of metal debris at least as big as the ship*
12:45Mysteriousjillguy*What appears to be a metal head with red eyes and sharp teeth sits on the debris, rusted and broken*
12:46Invader JibJib: I would go out and help, but my suit isn't fully presshurized...i think
12:46INVADER VEXVex: *climbs to the back of the debris and pushes off, floating deeper into the core.
*about a minute later, Vex comes frantically flying out of the core holding some mechanical parts that look very scientific and are in surprisingly good condition*
12:48Mysteriousjillguy*What appears to be a blue crystalline alien head floats by, its eyesockets empty*
12:48Invader JibJib: Looks like it worked
12:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Reading newspaper*
Schmoob:Oh. GREAT! I couldnt understand this newspaper's language anyway.
12:48INVADER VEX*Vex rolls into the airlock, closing it behind him, and sprints into the control room* JIB, GO!
12:49Mysteriousjillguy*Schmoob tosses the newspaper*
Schmoob:Huh?
12:49Invader JibJib: *Accelerates the ship*
12:49MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Why the rush? Did the space squids finally arrive?
12:50INVADER VEXVex: ARG... This ship... Or... Whatever it is. It's still alive! There are about a million drones chasing us now, so you'd better be able to fly this thing!
12:50Mysteriousjillguy*Robotic drones with one single red eye follow the ship*
Schmoob:Oh.
12:50INVADER VEXVex: I'll get to work on our warp system, but none of that will matter if they kill us!
12:50Invader JibJib: It's not the flying machine I'm used to exactly, but I think I can handle it
12:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Slams a large pink button, a small plasma gun pops out of the ship*
Schmoob:DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE *Slams the button over and over*
12:51INVADER VEXVex: *runs into the engine room and starts working with all his salvaged parts*
12:51Mysteriousjillguy*The plasma gun does little damage, a few drones flail around*
12:51Invader JibJib: *Makes the ship dode a few drones, who crash into debris*
12:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Are there any other WEAPONS IN THIS SHIP?
12:52Invader Jib*dodge
12:52Mysteriousjillguy*A drone fires a laser at the gun,it breaks in half*
*The drones fire red lasers,the ship's shield begins to become damaged*
Schmoob:*Presses random buttons*
12:53Invader JibJib: *Whipes off sweat* *Pulls a lever and the ship goes slightly faster*
*wipes
12:53INVADER VEX*another drone boosts forwards and grabs the ship's cargo hatch, trying to pry it open*
12:53Mysteriousjillguy*A hidden panel opens up,filled with what appears to be books*
*The books fly into the drones,one of them explodes apoun seeing its contents*
Schmoob:NOOOO! MY FANFICTIONSA
!*
Schmoob:GO BACK! GO BACK!
12:54Invader JibJib: Now no one will have to suffer that kind of torture
12:54Mysteriousjillguy*A Book flies at the drone at the cargo hold*
*One of the drones scream in agony,blinded by one of the open books*
*It flies into a large piece of debris,splodin*
12:55INVADER VEX*several drones appear from debris in front of them, flying at the ship and grabbing on, trying to break into it*
12:55Mysteriousjillguy*An ice cooler flies out of hidden panel,crashing into a few drones,badly damaging them*
12:56Invader JibJib: *Avoids some some debris and tries to direct the drones into some*
12:56INVADER VEX*More and more drones pile on top of the ship, ripping into one of the engines and tossing the ship into a large metal slab*
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Runs to one of the exit doors,and quickly chucks out a few cube grenades at the drones,closes the door quickly*
*The cube grenades grow in size,and explode,killing a few drones*
*An alarm blairs*
A.I.:ALERT. SYSTEMS DAMAGED. ALERT
Schmoob:*Screams in jibs face*
12:57Cravitus(*blare
12:57Invader JibJib: SHHHHH
12:57INVADER VEXVex: *knocked out of the engine room with a detonator in hand*
12:57Cravitus(krevspellcheckwoo
12:57Invader JibJib: Anyway
12:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...
Schmoob:*Screams again*
12:57Invader JibJib: AGH
12:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Slams down on another button, landing gear comes out, knocking some drones out*
*The radio plays weird alien music*
12:58INVADER VEXVex: Alright, I'm done! But... This system needed two engines! I'm only able to transport half of the ship, so... Get over here and hold your breath!
1:01INVADER VEXVex: Well... Not quite hell. I hope my exit maneuver works, or we could literally be here forever
1:02Invader JibJib: ...So basically hell
1:02INVADER VEXVex: Yeah
1:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait where are we?
*Schmoob looks outside the window*
1:02INVADER VEXVex: Well... The real question is WHEN are we... But I also don't know the answer to that
1:02Mysteriousjillguy( are they in space somewhere
( or
1:03INVADER VEX(Same place as before, but they're traveling back in time
1:03Mysteriousjillguy(some horrible time space hyper space dimension thingy
( oh
*The huge metal debris dissappears,the rifts implodes*
*An Explosion appears as the rift implodes,it dissappears*
*A large metallic object flies backwards from some strange metallic object,they soon dissappear*
1:04INVADER VEX*a tan planet forms from chunks of debris, orbiting a bright star growing from a tiny dwarf*
1:04Mysteriousjillguy*Time begins to slow down*
1:04INVADER VEXVex: Hey, a planet! Lucky us.
1:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Isnt that the one with the fish people that we cruelly abandonded?
*The planet looks a bit different, and much younger*
1:05INVADER VEX*all of the sudden, the half-ship screeches out of the time rift and, strangely, into a vast, and absolutely dark room*
1:05Invader JibJib: ...
1:05INVADER VEXVex: Woah...
1:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:ARE WE HOME YET?! I'M BORED!
1:06INVADER VEXvex: Um...
1:06Invader JibJib: I don't...think that was supposed to happen
1:06INVADER VEXVex: No... It definitely was not...
1:06MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Points at watch he got from no where* TIME MIGHT FREEZE UP FOR SOME REASON Y'KNOW! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
1:07INVADER VEXVex: Uh.. *walks over to the airlock of the ship, pressurizing his suit and falling into the blackness*
1:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Grumbles,impatient*
1:07INVADER VEX*outside, they hear a loud banging, and Vex cursing*
1:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...Huh?
1:08Invader JibJib: By the looks of it, something went horribly wrong
1:08INVADER VEXVex: *opens the airlock doors and walks back inside, rubbing his knee* I think I tripped on something. So... I guess that means we didn't teleport to the end of time
1:09Invader JibJib: ..Oh
1:09MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I'm tired of this stupid time adventure. Any minute some HORRIBLE space dimensional squid is gonna take us to some HORRIBLE dimension filled with HORRIBLE things filled with HORRORS and-
Schmoob:Oh good.
1:10INVADER VEXVex: *takes a flashlight from his pocket and walks outside, walking around in the darkness, revealing a metal floor, lots of cargo boxes, and the occasional tripping hazard*
1:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*Walks out,disabling his bubble helmet*
1:10Invader JibJib: *Slowly walks onto the metal surface*
1:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait...this isnt the brown planet. WHERE ARE WE?!
1:11Invader JibJib: ...This palce is weird.
Jib: So uh...I dunno.
1:12INVADER VEXVex: I've got no ide- *a door opens from the other side of the dark room, light pouring in and nearly blinding them*
1:12Invader JibJib: WOAH-
1:13INVADER VEXVex: OK. Ow.
1:13Invader JibJib: Wh..what..
1:13MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Huh. Well we seem to be in our dimension...err..time...planet...whatever.
( jib pm quick
1:14Invader Jib(didn't get a pm
1:14Mysteriousjillguy( uh
1:15INVADER VEX*two alien figures stand at the doorway, and one of them flicks a light switch, sending huge fluorescent lighting fixtures flaring up, illuminating the room, a large brown cargo hold in a dirty mining ship*
1:15Invader JibJib: *Trips in the light*
1:15MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh. More Aliens. Great.
Schmoob:Well at least we dont have to worry about that eldritch squid I unleashed a while ago.
