Plot summary[]
This is an episode of Irken Conquest:Season Three
Schmoob plans an engagement party for Menami in Averii's Penthouse while Averii is away. Schmoob puts Bob in charge of the party. However soon the party turns into a firey recipe for diaster when Vok helps in planning the party,along with Yarp,Trox,Scythe,and Ader. Jib,Mario,Hatbot,Vil,and Herm are soon dragged into the ensuing madness that is the party.
Transcript[]
Session 1 - 12/13/2015[]
- 9:41
Cravitus
(He says go ahead then, but don't go too far because he still wants to appear in it
9:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
( ok
*Meanwhile in Menamis apartment,the camera focuses on the window,a bug peacefully lands on it*
*Seconds later,a portal opens up with a loud booming noise,on the opposite side of the room*
*Schmoob falls out of the portal*
Schmoob:MY FACE
*Alien corpses fall out of the portal*
Schmoob:Oh I forgot about those
Schmoob:Hopefully Menami wasnt eaten-
*Another corpse falls out of the portal from above,along with 4 more,creating a literal pile of corpses at this point*
9:45
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *Tumbling out ontop of Schmoob, looking around* Oh gosh! This isn't another rest stop is it? No, this smells like home-
9:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The corpses crunch under Menamis feet*
9:45
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *eyeing the corpses, staring at the bunch of them*
9:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Oh um
Schmoob:Carpet stainer should clean up the blood
Schmoob:Yep
9:46
Cravitus
(carpet stainer
(genius
9:46
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: ..OH NO NO NO NO AAAA
9:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
( it makes stains to remove the stains
Schmoob:Um
*Giant fried menami heads fall out of the portal*
9:46
Cravitus
(delicious
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I forgot to tell you those were clones of you I had to murder.
Schmoob:Sorry
9:47
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *screaming, scrambling away from the rest of the corpses in a panic* Schmoob WHY
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uh um
Schmoob: You know screaming isnt helping much right-
*Another head falls out*
9:47
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: eeEEEEE GET IT OUT
9:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Listening to the screams* this isnt helping um-
*Dead tiny Schmoob clone heads fall out*
Schmoob:Uh
Schmoob:Okay then I'm just going to close the portal now so you can stop screaming-
9:50
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: How many people did you murde?!
*murder
(murde
9:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob calmly walks onto the corpses,holding a remote*
Schmoob:11
Schmoob:....thousand
Schmoob:I lost count
*Schmoob presses the remote,the portal closes*
9:50
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: ...
Menami: Please get them out of hERE
9:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:OOPS
Schmoob:I ALMOST FORGOT
*Schmoob opens the portal back up,a clown spider head jumps out,laughing manically*
*Yarp walks out,holding a bag of popcorn*
Schmoob:My POPCORN!
*Schmoob grabs the popcorn,Yarp falls over*
Yarp:I HAVE LOST ALL FEELING IN MY LEGS
*Schmoob closes the portal*
Schmoob:Yarp CLEAN UP THE CORPSES
Yarp:Okie Dokie
9:52
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *nervous sweating*
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:WAITAMINUTE
9:53
Cravitus
(scythe would probably eat them
(efficient disposal
9:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:UR NOT MY PARENTS! I CAN DO WUT I WANT!
*Yarp runs backwards,somehow making a hole in a wall,screaming*
Survivor321 has joined the chat.
9:53
INVADER VEX
(@krev, true story
9:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Wow geeze Menami you should get your walls fixed-
9:54
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Oh, come on, not again! *Groaning*
Menami: You guys are gonna get me kicked out of here eventually. The manager's been mad at me with all the apartment damage for a while..
Menami: *Rubbing her forehead* Schmoob.. You're really pushing it this time.
9:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The weight of the corpses causes the floor to collaspe,making a hole where the corpses were*
Schmoob:Uh
Schmoob:I can fix that-
9:56
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Oh-
Menami: ..*looking down that hole* How many stories did that go down
9:57
Cravitus
(all of themmmm
9:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
*A knock on the door is heard*
Invader Plazatrax has joined the chat.
9:58
Invader Jib
(.
9:58
Invader Plazatrax
(Hey)
9:58
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Hey Plaz
9:58
INVADER VEX
(Hi
9:58
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Listen, Schmoob... we need to talk.
Menami: *Sighing, going to answer the door*.. Who is it?
9:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The door falls over,dust flies*
*An angry irken landlord is seen behind the door,with a grumptastic face,staring into Menami's soul*
9:58
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: ..---
9:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Landlord:...*Slowly raises skeletal skinny hand*
Landlord:*Eyes glow* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
9:59
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: ;;; Hello sir
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Landlord:*Hands over a bill for damages*
9:59
YourFavoriteFangirl
(imagining the landlord with
(grumpy sanic face from the weird deviantart comics
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Landlord:If you cause another incident like this again,I will QUADRUPLICATE your bills,until you're ROTTING ON THE STREET.
Landlord:Do I may myself clear?
maKe*
10:01
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *Looking over the bill*... *Frowning* Yeah, I got it.
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The landlord dissappears as soon as Menami leaves*
*blinks
(brain y
10:01
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: ! ..Hey, did anyone else see that?
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Sheesh what a real TURD BLOCK
Schmoob:I know exactly how to pay those bills Menami,we'll just take a trip to the screaming head dimension,and-
10:02
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Geez, that guy.. if looks would kill, I'd be dead by now. How much is this bill..
Menami: N-No! *Turning head to him* No more dimensions for a while.
10:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The bill reads 3000 Monies*
Schmoob:But-
10:03
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *Eyes widen* 3000 Monies? That's way too much..
10:03
Invader Jib
(wishing jib was here right now, he would literally throw confetti-
10:03
YourFavoriteFangirl
(LOL
10:03
INVADER VEX
(If monies are comparable to dollars, that would not be nearly enough to pay for something like this-
10:03
Cravitus
(Indeed
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Oh C'mon! Its not THAT bad!
Schmoob:Oh wait,it seems the bill has some dirt on it.
10:03
Cravitus
(Granted, Irken Service Drones make like 5 monies a year, so maybe not so comparable
10:04
INVADER VEX
(True
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob wipes the dirt off,revealing it to be 30,000,000 monies*
10:04
Cravitus
(Then again they're pretty much just slaves with tables on their heads n stu-
10:04
INVADER VEX
(then again, they don't have to pay for housing, they're basically slaves
10:04
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: !!!!!
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Oh
10:04
Cravitus
(krit to menami's bank accoutn
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:um
10:04
Cravitus
(*account
10:04
INVADER VEX
(it's just like slavery but with extra steps-
10:04
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Luuuurk! Come on!
10:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WELP,TIME TO GO BACK TO THE LSD-
10:05
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: Listen here. *Crossing her arms*..
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*looks over to Menami,sweating*
Schmoob:..Hm?
10:07
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: You keep wrecking my apartment all the time, and it's gonna drive me into poverty eventually. I've told you before that you can't keep doing this stuff, but you do it anyways. So, until you can learn to NOT destroy my stuff.. No more adventures and you cant visit my apartment.
10:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HUH?!
10:08
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: uou My final decision. Sorry.
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:But I killed those giant heads out of self defense! I MEAN,WHO EVEN FORGETS TO FILL A GIFT BASKET WITH CHEESE,THATS LIKE FORGETTING TO COOK FOOD
Schmoob:Argh!
10:09
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: I said no more, Schmoob! Not until you can stop doing that stuff.
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:FINE,I'll get the money to pay for the damages-Wait! No! I'll get even MORE MONEY...OR SOMETHING..YEAH...MY OWN MONEY,WITH BLACKJACK AND LADIES THAT WEAR COMBAT BOOTS
*Schmoob walks into a wall,bumping his head,and then walks into the former doorway*
10:11
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Brb, a thing of mine fell and I cant find it
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The clown spider head reappears,hopping around,making gibberish noises*
*A framed picture on a wall falls,breaking*
10:21
YourFavoriteFangirl
Menami: *Punching the clownhead* owo
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
Random Downstairs Person:HEY! WHY ARE THERE CORPSES IN MY FRUIT CAKE! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHh
*Meanwhile at Ave's 2kool4skool penthouse*
10:23
Cravitus
(waitwhatwhere
(True multitask begins
10:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob sips coffee,sitting on a couch next to Ave*
Schmoob:AND THATS WHEN,she says,"you cant come to my apartment",REALLY STUPID AMIRITE
Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat.
10:24
Blackrockshotermoon
(oh myyyy
(a rp
(must play death by glamour sped up
10:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:AND THEN,THIS LANDLORD GUY RIGHT,MADE THIS HORRIBLE FACE
*Schmoob imitates the landlord perfectly*
Schmoob:IT WAS HORRIBLE,AUGH
10:26
Cravitus
*Averii stares at him blankly with his arms crossed, bored*
10:26
INVADER VEX
*scythe steps out of the bathroom, drying his hands on a scrap of cloth*
Scyhte: *whistles*
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:So after 3 hours of explaning,you can see what I'm going through-
10:26
INVADER VEX
*scythe
Scythe: Heeeeyyyyyy Schmoob
Scythe: heyyyyyyyyy ave
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Waitaminute where did scythe come from-
10:27
INVADER VEX
Scythe: that's an appropriate question
10:27
Cravitus
Ave: "...Honestly, I stopped caring about 179 minutes ago."
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile Yarp bursts out the floor,holding a shovel*
10:27
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *sits down and stares at Schmoob*
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:FINALLY! AFTER DIGGING FOR THREE WHOLE STRAIGHT DAYS,I'VE RETURNED!
10:28
Invader Jib
back
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Its only been 4 hours since the apartment incident,Yarp,also how did you dig to here-
10:28
INVADER VEX
Scythe: three days, Schmoob. Do you even UNDERSTAND THAT. THATS LIKE.... MY WHOLE LIFE
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: I HAB AN IDEAFFRGGHGHF *Spits up dirt*
10:28
Invader Jib
(Wait what's the current part
10:28
Cravitus
Ave: "I live on the top floor of an Irken Spire."
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The dirt gets on the couch,making horrible stains*
10:29
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Oh god... Oh god no! *puts his hands in his head* my whole god damn life!
10:29
Invader Jib
(could jib be dragged in by Yarp
10:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
( i guess
10:29
Cravitus
Ave: "You are in my house."
10:29
Invader Jib
(or not
10:29
Cravitus
Ave: "There are many questions I could be asking,"
10:29
Invader Jib
(eh idk what's going on
10:29
Cravitus
Ave: "But the one I'm asking myself is 'why are they still talking'."
(They're in Ave's house
(krev and mario decided it's after krab rp
(jib may be here if that's the case
10:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
( ye it is
10:30
Blackrockshotermoon
(i just noticed
(the title is fixed
(and its crowded here
10:30
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *shuts up and sits behind Ave*
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: *Turns a flashlight on,looking into the tunnel Yarp made*
10:30
Invader Jib
Jib: *Comes through the whole Yarp made, gasping for air, and holding a pickaxe*
Jib: THAT WAS AWFUL
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Oh you're alive!
10:30
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Oh... You're alive...
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:JIB! What are YOU doing here?
10:30
Invader Jib
Jib: UNFORTUNATELY, YES
10:30
Cravitus
*Ave sighs, and pulls Yarp and Jib out of the floor*
10:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*squeaks*
10:31
YourFavoriteFangirl
(jib: a series of unfortunate events
10:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Avey,can youh tell me a bedtime story?
10:31
Cravitus
Ave: "I can tell you the story of the three who were thrown off a skyscraper."
10:31
Invader Jib
Jib: I can tell a bed time story ABOUT CLIMBING THROUGH A BUNCH OF DIRT FOR FOUR HOURS
10:31
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Heard it before. Boring story
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:YOUR STORIES ARE TERRIBLE. I AGREE
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(was tired
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Wut was I gonna say,OH YEAH,I got AN IDEA to help you,spikey kid
10:32
Invader Jib
Jib: Gee, and I thought it was a best seller
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(got chips and dip and mountain dew
10:32
Cravitus
Ave: "I've got an idea, too, Yarp!"
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
( misread as dipper
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(problem solved kinda
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
( dopper pines
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(chips and dipper Schmoob thats cannibalism
10:32
Cravitus
*Ave's sarcasm levels rise*
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(unless its dippy fresh he needs to die-
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:MY HAIR IS NOT SPIKEY
( yes
( dippy fresh
10:33
Long Time
(dippy fresh is better than normal dipper
10:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
( the most radical dipper of them all
10:33
Cravitus
(Please note
10:33
Long Time
(he's gnarly
10:33
Cravitus
(You're likely
( 
10:33
YourFavoriteFangirl
(never forget
10:33
Cravitus
(In the left room
(Lougne
10:33
YourFavoriteFangirl
(dirtydippyfreshconfessions
10:33
Cravitus
(*Lounge
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: No, Schmoob, it's as smooth as silk
10:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
( you dont know of paper jam dipper then,pleb @mario
10:33
Long Time
(th
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: ...I'm way too exhausted to come up with good sarcasm right now
10:33
Long Time
(the wat*
10:33
INVADER VEX
Scythe: You know what else is smooth as silk, jib...?
10:33
Invader Jib
(wow mario even i know about him
10:34
Cravitus
Ave: "Here's an idea. Get out of my house. Now."
10:34
Invader Jib
(he was the best dipper to ever live
10:34
YourFavoriteFangirl
(http://dirtydippyfreshconfessions.tumblr.com/
10:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*GASP*
10:34
Invader Jib
Jib: YES, KICK THEM OUT-wait does that include me
10:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Yarp,you're RIGHT for once!
10:34
Cravitus
Ave: "Jib, I thought you left two hours ago!"
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:AVE! I need to use a communication monitor thingy in your HOUSSSEEE
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: ..Huh...oh right
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I got money
10:35
Cravitus
Ave: "Why were you digging under my floor?"
Ave: "The door was over there!"
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh yeah, I have a good explanation
10:35
Cravitus
*Averii points behind him at a door*
10:35
Long Time
Mario: *Walking* Yeah... yeah, I know-- but the noise around here is getting ridiculous..
10:35
INVADER VEX
Scythe: I came in through the door! ... Five days ago
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: Yarp dragged me into his tunnel
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
( http://36.media.tumblr.com/f2d1855dbed9f186600061a8636f93f2/tumblr_nz4ih6Zy6i1umihtwo1_400.jpg
( i-
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: Then he forgot about me
10:35
Long Time
Hatbot: You're so sensitive
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: So I had to tunnel through several levels of dirt
Jib: Not sure where I got that pickaxe actually..
10:36
Cravitus
Ave: "...I'm going to question why there was dirt in the skyscraper later."
10:36
YourFavoriteFangirl
(danald frosh
10:36
Cravitus
*Vil and Mario appear on the second floor, by some stairs* Vil: "Why's everyone yelling?!"
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:The sooner you let me use a communicator Ave,the sooner we can leave.
10:37
Invader Jib
Jib: Schmoob, just use your own communicator
Jib: Sheesh.
10:37
Long Time
Hatbot: I like yelling!!
10:37
Cravitus
Ave: "What he said."
10:37
Invader Jib
Jib: Unless you sold it for horrific human mad imagery, which is probably what happened
*made
10:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:It was BLONDE human imagery,actually
Schmoob:Anyway
Schmoob:If you let me use your communications stuff I'll give you the money to fix Yarp's physically impossible tunnel.
10:39
INVADER VEX
Scythe: you can use my comm, Schmoob. If you give me your soul.
10:39
Long Time
Mario: *Walking over to the group*... So how'd you guys all end up here anyways?
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: That must cost a LOT, since they'll have to reverse-defy the laws of pysics.
10:39
Long Time
Mario: I swear it was a lot more.. well.. peaceful earlier.
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: ...It's a long story mario.
10:39
Cravitus
*Ave gestures to Jib and Yarp, then the hole in the floor*
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:No Scythe. Never. Never again.
10:39
Cravitus
Ave: "Those two. Floor. Hole. Bored."
10:40
INVADER VEX
Scythe: awww...
10:40
Cravitus
*Ave sighed, and leaned back.*
Ave: "Scythe was in my restroom for some reason."
Ave: "Yarp used the door."
10:40
Invader Jib
Jib: He did NOT
10:40
Cravitus
*Schmoob
Ave: "I meant Schmoob."
Survivor321 has left the chat.
10:41
Cravitus
Ave: "Regardless, I'm a minute away from tossing them all out into the hall and activating the security guns."
Vil: "There's security guns here?"
Ave: "Yes."
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Whose the girl?
Yarp:SHE LOOKS HOT
10:42
Cravitus
*Vil blushed, and hid behind Mario*
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Pushes Mario into Vil for absolutely no reason*
10:42
Long Time
Mario: ... well that's certainly not a way to introduce yourself to Vil--
10:42
Cravitus
Ave: "Student-cadet."
10:42
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Yarp you're a scrub
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:I approve of this ship
10:42
Long Time
Mario: Whaauuu..... uhh...
10:42
Cravitus
Vil: "I-er-"
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarp points at a model ship made of cardboard*
Invader Plazatrax has left the chat.
10:43
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Yarp is that one fanboy who ships the ships that nobody likes
10:43
Cravitus
*Vil pushes Mario away in a slight panic*
10:43
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *pushes Mario also... For no real reason
10:43
Invader Jib
Jib: Didn't mario mention having an inter-dimensional boyfriend at one point
Jib: Isn't this cheatin-
10:43
Cravitus
Ave: "Right, I think that at this point that minute I mentioned is up."
10:43
Long Time
Hatbot: YEAH! Everyone PUSH MARIO!
Hatbot: PUSH 'EM
10:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
( i keep seeing krevs icon as raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles
10:43
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh uh averri
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
( brain why-
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: *slowly walks out the door*
10:44
Cravitus
*Ave sighs, and gets up, grabbing Schmoob and Yarp by the collar and dragging them to the door.*
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAIT
10:44
Long Time
Mario: ...What're you talking about Jib?
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh wait
Jib: so i'm not someone who had to leave
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Oh wait Ave!
10:44
Long Time
Mario: I'm not cheating.
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:You havent seen my collection yet!
10:44
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *scuttles to the door next to Schmoob*
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah I was only being mildly serious
10:44
Cravitus
Ave: "Shut up already!"
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarp pulls out photos,in a file labeled "AVE BIRTHDAYSUIT ART"
10:44
Cravitus
*Ave keys the doorpad with his knee, and shoves the two out in the hall*
10:44
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Yarp NO
10:45
Long Time
Hatbot: Birthday suit!? IS it a suit full of pink stuff and confetti!!?
Hatbot: Can I see?
10:45
Cravitus
Ave: "What do you mean birthday sui-"
10:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Ok,after we leave,I can email them to you! And then spread them across the internet for everyone to see!
10:45
INVADER VEX
Scythe: ahahHAHAHaha
10:45
Cravitus
*Ave pauses and looks at the file*
10:45
Long Time
Hatbot: I wanna seeeeeee
10:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:...Yarp..I am horrified
10:45
Cravitus
Averii: "...Yarp."
10:45
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Yarp runs an intergalatic porn site plot twist
(in the deep web
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: ....It must have been REALLY bad then.
10:46
Cravitus
*Ave pulls his shockspear out from behind his back*
10:46
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Yarp how did you get these- you've gone TOO DEEP INTO THE WEB
10:46
Cravitus
Ave: "What have I told you about this kind of junk?"
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob sneaks back through the open entrance*
( Yarp is jarjar
( confirmed
( porn is only the beginning
10:46
Cravitus
*The shockspear extends menacingly, and energy crackles on the bladed end*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
( Yarp:*stock evil laugh*
10:47
Long Time
Mario: At least everything's calmed down, sorta.
10:47
YourFavoriteFangirl
(XDD
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob sneaks back,looking around*
Schmoob:Hey uh,irken..girl person
10:47
Cravitus
Vil: "Hm?"
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:You know where any communications are?
10:47
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *scuttles around next to Schmoob and breaths creepily*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I need to make-
10:47
Cravitus
Vil: "Nah."
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob backs away from scythe*
Schmoob:An off-world call
10:47
YourFavoriteFangirl
(so i noticed that i have a fear of heights even in video games
(whenever im on a high place i go "oh geez" even tho its just the character hm
10:48
Cravitus
*Ave growls, and lunges at Yarp's hands with the shockspear*
10:48
Long Time
Vok: *Casually floating down* Ehhhy! How's it going pals? Miss me? Uh nevermind--- just uh save your compliments for later.
10:48
Invader Jib
(eh i only feel that way in games with fall damage
10:48
Long Time
Vok: Sooo, what's goin' on?
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:AUGH,Vok...
Schmoob:As if this couldnt get worse
10:48
Cravitus
*The door closes behind Averii and Yarp, leaving them alone in the hall*
10:48
YourFavoriteFangirl
(why fall damage
10:48
Invader Jib
(because like
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarps screams are heard*
10:48
Long Time
Vok: Wow! You're hilarious!
10:49
Invader Jib
(otherwise it has no consquences
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
( reading that in bills voice
( i
10:49
Long Time
Vok: Not a single laugh heard! Now- Now that's impressive.
10:49
Invader Jib
(but then it's actually simulating height injuries
10:49
YourFavoriteFangirl
(...thats interesting jib
(oh
(yeah
10:49
Long Time
(wh @Schmoob
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Jib,you got a communicator on you?
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Well....yes...
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*hands jib some dollars*
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: But, y'knlw...I'm not entirely sure I feel like helping you and
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Now gimmie the communicator
10:50
Cravitus
*Suddenly, a short crab-like Alien scuttles out from behind the stairs, from the kitchen, holding a ham-like object.* Ader : "Socks where?"
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks at the money* Fair enough
10:50
YourFavoriteFangirl
(awkward spyro screenshots - the collection http://puu.sh/lTF8Q/292c640523.jpg
10:50
Cravitus
Vil: "Why is the man floating?"
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Takes the money* DON'T BREAK IT, though.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Mhmm
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Slowly hands him the communicator
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob grabs it,and begins entering in numbers*
10:50
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *tries to touch Jib's communicator*
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shoves Scythe's hand*
10:50
Long Time
Vok: More like why is the man floating, and why is he STUNNINGLY handsome? Ehhhh? *Nudges the air*
10:51
Cravitus
*Vil begins to hide behind Mario again, weirded out*
10:51
Long Time
Mario: Oh god... euhh..
10:51
Invader Jib
(is it just me or does he look like one of those dragon pokemon
10:51
Cravitus
Ader: "Me want socks."
10:51
Long Time
(he wants the vok sock
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
*As soon as jib looks at the money again,its revealed to be pieces of ripped paper,a poorly drawn fake dollar with Schmoob wearing a wig on it,and some purple game board money*
10:51
Invader Jib
Jib: ....
Jib: AGH
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob puts in Vex's number*
10:51
Invader Jib
Jib: I AM AN IDIOT
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile,in space somewhere,vex's communications beep*
10:52
Cravitus
(but if this is in the time following the krab rp
(then that means this is like
(at most
10:52
YourFavoriteFangirl
(he kinda does @jib
10:52
Cravitus
(days after the finale
10:52
YourFavoriteFangirl
(theyre all dragons that were trapped in crystal
10:52
Cravitus
(is vex still believed to be dead or wat
10:53
Invader Jib
( I think that's wrapped up within the finale
(as far as i know
10:53
INVADER VEX
Vex: Uhhhh... What is it, Jib?
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Navigator:That is not Jib,sir
*Schmoob appears on a screen*
10:53
Long Time
Hatbot: SO.. are we gonna get in another life-threatening scarring adventure or WHAT? It's preeeetty boring around here.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hi
10:53
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh god- hi Schmoob...
10:54
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait he mistook Schmoob for me- THANKS A LOT VEX
10:54
INVADER VEX
Vex: guessing you need money?
10:54
Cravitus
Vil: "I don't know what's happening-"
*Ader munches on his ham vigorously, staring at Vok*
10:54
INVADER VEX
Vex: Jib... You realize he dialed from your communicator?
10:54
Cravitus
*Meanwhile, Yarp's screams can still be heard from the hall*
10:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Well I know but
10:55
YourFavoriteFangirl
(ever wonder why we call them communicators
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:YES! I need uh
10:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh wait his face didn't come up yet
10:55
YourFavoriteFangirl
(theyre just irken phones right
(or
10:55
Invader Jib
Jib: That makes more sense..
(and idk miz
(Basically just irken phones
(but with video
10:55
INVADER VEX
Vex: *looks behind him* I'm very busy... Being presumed dead for a year had its consequences... What do you guys want?
10:55
YourFavoriteFangirl
(so skype
(Lol
10:55
Invader Jib
(yep
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I need about 30,000,000 monies
10:58
INVADER VEX
Vex: *steps back from the camera and signs his name on a screen* wait.... What?!? Are you kidding me?
10:58
Invader Jib
Jib: What could you POSSIBLY need with that?
10:58
INVADER VEX
Vex: *his eyes glow slightly purple as he stares angrily at Schmoob*
Vex: What the hell did you do, Schmoob?!?
10:59
Cravitus
Vil: "Mariohelpmeeverythingisconfusing-"
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Um...I destroyed Menamis apartment
Schmoob:...Again
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait, so she's making you pay for it?
11:00
Long Time
Mario: Oh, uhhh..
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: You must have REALLY screwed up this time.
11:00
Long Time
Mario: What're you so confused about?
11:00
INVADER VEX
Vex: *steps towards the camera again and puts his hand on his head* alright... I won't give you thirty million monies... That's ridiculous...
Vex: I could practically buy the entire apartment unit for that much-
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:BlAUGH
11:01
INVADER VEX
*Vex's eyes stop glowing and he sits down in a chair* what did you expect?
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Oh wait,you agreed
11:02
Long Time
Hatbot: Your weird girlfriend's right! A lot of this stuff makes ABSOLUTELY no sense! That's coming from me as well... well.. from her.. but from you-- AUHG! You know what I mean!
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:How fast can you get the money?
11:02
Invader Jib
Jib: I...don't think that was agreeing, Schmoob.
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Moneys money-or something...That flying head adventure made me a bit tired
11:03
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... Um.... I'm gonna... Hang up, now..
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Hangs up*
11:03
Cravitus
*Meanwhile, the screaming in the hall intensifies*
11:03
Long Time
Vok: You two are datin'? Since when? Did you finally dump that scrawny emo kid?
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Walks over to the door,annoyed*
Schmoob:AVE! You can stop torturing Yarp now,I'm leaving.
11:04
Long Time
Mario: *Antennae twitch*... no she's NOT my girlfriend, and please don't call Kiz that...
11:06
Cravitus
*The screaming only gets louder*
11:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Ave..?
11:06
Long Time
11:06
Invader Jib
Jib: ..
11:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:You gonna open the door?
11:06
Invader Jib
Jib: Huh?
11:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I was talking to Ave
11:07
Long Time
Vok: What, reaaaally? That emo kid never even talks to you anymore. Probably moved onto.. to y'know, someone he actually cares about.
11:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob moves his hand toward the door to knock,but then slams Jib onto it*
11:07
Long Time
Mario: ..
11:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
*A loud thud is heard*
11:08
Invader Jib
Jib: WHAT WAS THAT FOR-
11:08
Cravitus
*Suddenly, the door hisses open*
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Its how they express love in Dimension 24,Jib
*Yarp runs out,screaming,covered in burns*
Yarp:YOU'LL NEVER GET THE PICTURES,THEY'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL
11:09
Cravitus
*Ave runs out after him, yelling and waving his spear angrily*
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarp jumps out of a window,and literally flies away*
Schmoob:....How did-
11:09
Invader Jib
Jib: Wh...
11:09
Cravitus
Ave: "BLU! PURSUIT!"
11:09
Invader Jib
Jib: I'm gonna try to not question that
11:09
Cravitus
*Ave jumps out after him, and BLU seems to appear from below, and Ave surfs on him as they chase Yarp into the sky*
11:10
Long Time
Hatbot: Perfectly makes snes,e not sure what you guys are so confused about..
sense*
(snes
11:10
YourFavoriteFangirl
(I think Im gonna head to bed for the night guys
11:10
Long Time
(Yarp is a snes
11:10
Cravitus
(goodnight
11:10
INVADER VEX
(Bye
11:10
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Yarp snes
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
( night
11:10
Long Time
(goodbye
11:10
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Night
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAIT
11:10
Invader Jib
(night
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Menamis wedding is coming SOON
Schmoob:I have a BRILLANT PLAN
Schmoob:JIB! GIVE ME SOME PRINTER PAPER
11:11
Cravitus
*BLU-surfing Ave disappears into the clouds above, chasing Yarp as lightning seems to shoot from his shockspear*
11:11
INVADER VEX
Scythe: if it involves dressing up in a jib costume, I'm in
11:11
Invader Jib
Jib: Why would I have printer paper?
11:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:VILLY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,GET ME SOME MARKERS
Schmoob:SCYTHE!.......
Schmoob:...uh
11:11
Long Time
Hatbot: Villy! Awww, that's an amazing nickname.
11:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:NICHOLAS! CAGE THEM!
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
11:11
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Schmoob!
11:11
Cravitus
*Vil is unresponsive, and is curled around Mario's legs*
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
*a small horrible interdimensional floating head named nicholas responds in a deep voice*
11:12
Cravitus
*Ader continues to munch blankly on a Ham*
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
Nicholas:mmmyep ok
11:12
Invader Jib
(wait do we need to pause for miz or no
11:12
INVADER VEX
Scythe: oh god- my jib costume is at the dry cleaners!
11:12
Cravitus
(nop
11:12
Long Time
Mario: Welp-- uhhh.. *blushing*... er..
Hatbot: I think he's bluescreening
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The nicholas head flies away,crashing through another window*
11:12
Long Time
Hatbot: Somebody provide technical support
Hatbot: pls
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
Nicholas:bees.
11:12
Long Time
(wh
11:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Laughs manically,grabbing crayons and paper*
( do you guys mind if i do timeskip
11:13
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh wait I THINK HE'S PLANNING HIS NEXT HOMICIDE
11:13
Cravitus
(Since I feel like none of you have the patience to read krev's articles
(Here's pictures showing the floorplan krev made of apartment
11:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
( I DO!-
* MysteriousTriangleguy was hit with an article and screamed in pain
11:14
Cravitus
( File:S1201A.png ( File:S1201B.png ( File:S1201C.png ( File:S1201D.png
11:14
Invader Jib
( i read part of the apartment article
11:14
Cravitus
(I don't believe you, filthy casualllll
11:14
Invader Jib
(Emphasis on "part of"
11:15
Long Time
Vok: Are you guys just gonna sit around and colour all day?
11:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
*2 Hours later,it is night time,Schmoob walks around,arms crossed behind him*
11:15
Long Time
Vok: That's pretty... pretty pathetic-- like.. geez..
11:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarp,Trox,and Bob sit at the couch,surrounded by the others*
11:15
Invader Jib
Jib: This must be some intense-
11:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Alright team,this is the plan
11:15
Invader Jib
Jib: WAIT WHY AM I STILL HERE
11:15
Long Time
Mario: Wait, what's going on-
11:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Pulls out a drawing board,reading "SchmoobS SUPUR KOOL AWESOME KOOL KAT TEAM"
11:16
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *is asleep at this point, snoring very strangely*
11:16
Invader Jib
Jib: It...
11:16
Cravitus
*Vil has fallen asleep around Mario's legs*
*Ader munches on a ham bone*
11:16
Invader Jib
Jib: IT TOOK YOU TWO HOURS TO COME UP WITH THAT?!
11:16
Long Time
Hatbot: AM I APART OF THE SUPUR KOOL AWESOME KAT TEAM!?
11:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Welcome to the SECRET PARTY PLANNING CLAN,dedicated to throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY FOR MENAMI
Schmoob:No.
11:16
Long Time
Hatbot: Jib! Shut up! You're a-
Hatbot: WHAT!
Hatbot: *Furiously rolls around*
Hatbot: I HAVE RIGHTSSS
11:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Wut does engagement meeeen b0ss
11:17
Long Time
Hatbot: I HAVE RIGHTSSSS
11:17
Invader Jib
Jib: I was wondering that too-
11:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:...Why am I still here
11:17
Long Time
Mario: *Looking down at Vil, still wrapped around his legs*
11:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Now,DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR DISGUISES
11:17
Cravitus
Ader: "Does engagement mean foodstuff?"
Ader: "Me like food."
11:17
Invader Jib
Jib: Anyway, I suggest during the party, Schmoob makes a long list of all his mideeds, and apologizes to EVERYONE
11:17
Long Time
Mario: Uhhh-- how long has she been here?
11:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Yes,crab child,there will be food
11:17
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *wakes up*
Scythe: *puts on a Jib costume*
11:17
Cravitus
Ader: "Ye, is gud."
11:18
Long Time
Hatbot: *Poking Schmoob* I wanna be a super cool cat!
11:18
Invader Jib
Jib: Scythe what are you-
11:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob looks around,wearing a batman esque mask,along with a cardboard suit*
11:18
Long Time
Hatbot: WAIT, hey! I WANT A JIB COSTUME!
Hatbot: No fair.
11:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:I GOT MY DISGUISE
11:18
Invader Jib
Jib: NOBODY is waring a Jib costume
11:18
INVADER VEX
Scythe: haha nerd
11:18
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh uh...
11:18
Long Time
Hatbot: Scythe, can I have a Jib costume? Jib's like the COOLEST scrub around.
11:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Yarp is wearing a cardboard costume seen in that time bees invaded Jibs base*
11:18
INVADER VEX
scythe: *runs around the room flipping jib off and winking at hatbot*
11:18
Cravitus
Vil: "Neeeerd...."
11:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:HEY THAT REMINDS ME,JIB,REMEMBER THE BEES-
11:18
Cravitus
*Vil continues to sleep*
11:19
Long Time
Hatbot: Did he just-
11:19
Invader Jib
Jib: *Traumatic memories from the bees flow in*
Jib: I
11:19
Long Time
Hatbot: Wink at me-
11:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:SCYTHE! WHERE IS YOUR JIB COSTUME
11:19
Long Time
Hatbot: Jib. You're a NEEEEERD.
11:19
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *shows Schmoob his Jib costume*
11:19
Invader Jib
Jib: and Scythe IF YOU FLIP ME OFF ONE MORE TIME
11:19
Long Time
Mario: You're oddly aggressive today Hatbot-
11:19
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *winks at Jib and flips him off again*
11:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:If it wasnt for this party being for Menami,this would have been too stupid to care about. Well,it still is actually.
11:19
Invader Jib
Jib: AGGGH
11:19
INVADER VEX
Scythe *winks at jib again*
11:20
Long Time
Mario: Why do we need disguises again...?
11:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
( this rp is hilarious
Schmoob:BECAUSE! MAYO JAR,
11:20
Cravitus
(Is a tad messy for krev's taste
11:20
Invader Jib
Jib: We need disguises?
11:20
Cravitus
(But is amusing at times
11:20
INVADER VEX
(Ye
11:20
Invader Jib
Jib: *Tapes a notepage saying "not jib" on his head*
11:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:We will send anonymous invites to EVERYONE we know,to come to Menami's party!
11:20
INVADER VEX
Scythe: lies! I am the real jib
11:20
Long Time
Vok: Oh, right, Jib disguises... yeaaah real neat. It's not I, the REALITY warper, could craft you guys REAL disguises... nnnnnope!
11:21
Invader Jib
Jib: The thing is, nobody anywhere would find you reliable
11:21
Long Time
Vok: Naaaah, Naaaaaaaah, use your cardboard cutouts... reaaaal good... yeaaah.
11:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Bob,you will be in charge of party management,my SECOND IN CEMMEND.
11:21
Invader Jib
Jib: We'd probably be like...gross mutant creatures
11:21
Long Time
Vok: Jib, you're literally the most boring and bland one here, I don't care about your input.
11:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Jib is right despite being stupid. Vok would give us horrible mutant disguises.
11:21
Long Time
Vok: 'Kay.
11:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:ANYWAY
11:21
Cravitus
Vil: "Neeeeerd..."
11:21
Long Time
Hatbot: NEEEEEEEERD!
11:21
INVADER VEX
Scythe: nerd
11:22
Long Time
(is vil sleep-calling jib a nerd
11:22
Cravitus
(indeed
11:22
Long Time
(that is amazing
11:22
INVADER VEX
Scythe: oh wait- if jib's a nerd.... And I'm jib.... Then... Oh god- IM A NERD
11:22
Invader Jib
Jib: Anyway, I am NOT boring
11:22
Cravitus
Vil: "Neeeeeerd...."
11:22
Long Time
Hatbot: WHAT? SCYTHE! YOU'RE A NERD!?
11:22
Invader Jib
Jib: OR a nerd
11:22
INVADER VEX
Scythe: NOOOOO
11:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I will send 100 emails to Menami,telling her about the party. Under the name of,"xxXCoolSpikeyDudeXxx"
11:22
Long Time
Hatbot: But... BUT.. YOU WERE MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUE! ALL THOSE TIMES
11:22
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait a minute
11:22
Long Time
Hatbot: YOU WERE A FILTHY NEEEERD!
11:22
INVADER VEX
Scythe: SO FAR HAVE I FALLEN
11:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Now,Jib,I'm putting you in charge of buying supplies and party game stuff.
11:23
Cravitus
Vil: "Neeeeerd..."
11:23
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *eats the face off of the Jib costume*
11:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob hands a list*
11:23
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks at the list*
Jib: Uh....
11:23
Long Time
Mario: *Chucking at Vil* Even in her sleep she's still callin' you a nerd...
11:23
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks at whatever the irken equivalent to a wallet is*
11:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The list reads "1. Dirt 2. More Dirt 3. Fionna plushies 4. Bingo Cards 5. Explodions:The Movie:The 45th Reboot 6. Easy Space crossword puzzles for kids! *
11:24
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait...that shouldn't actually cost much at all
11:24
Long Time
Hatbot: Why don't we all dress up as Zik. So then the Engagement party would be SUPER awkward! That's what engagement party thingies are supposed to be like?
11:24
Invader Jib
Jib: But I am NOT buying any dirt
11:24
Long Time
Hatbot: Awkward... uncomfortable... weird
11:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Those crossword puzzles should keep guests occupied for hours.
11:24
Invader Jib
Jib: OR fionna plushies
11:24
INVADER VEX
Scythe: I'll buy the dirt
11:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:....*Facepalms*
Schmoob:Fine I'll do it myself.
11:25
Long Time
(crossword puzzle is reminding me of papyrus
11:25
INVADER VEX
(Same
11:25
Long Time
(the hardest puzzle of all
11:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Scythe,you'll help me make a cake.
11:25
Invader Jib
Jib: But I'LL BUY THE OTHER STUFF, AND I'LL DO IT EXCEPTIONNALY WELL
11:25
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Kk *winks at jib really slowly*
11:25
Cravitus
Ader: "Caaaaake. Gud."
11:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Vok...uh..I guess you could help me with food
11:25
Invader Jib
Jib: That way, NO ONE WILL EVER CALL ME BORING AGAIN
11:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Ader will be the taste taster.
11:25
Long Time
Vok: Really? Pfff... okay..
11:25
Invader Jib
Jib: ....Why am I shouting so much today-
11:26
Long Time
Hatbot: YOU SHOULD SHOUT MORE, JIB
11:26
Cravitus
Ader: "Ader is gud taste tester."
11:26
INVADER VEX
Scythe: yeeeee. This cake will taste you good you'll explode
Scythe: literally *winks*
11:26
Cravitus
*Ader lays on the floor and slowly crawls to the kitchen with his eternally-grinning face*
Ader: "Fooooood."
11:27
Long Time
Hatbot: You're winking a lot today Scythe.
Hatbot: Especially... at Jib..
11:27
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
11:27
Long Time
Hatbot: Getting preeeetty weird..
11:27
Cravitus
Vil: "Neeeeeerd...."
11:27
Invader Jib
Jib: No comment
11:27
INVADER VEX
Scythe: or is it just weird enough?
11:28
Invader Jib
Jib: and QUIT calling me a nerd vil
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uhh umm...hot girl that resembles Averii,you will uh...um..set up plates and stuff
11:28
INVADER VEX
Scythe: .... *pokes Vil and wakes her up*
11:28
Cravitus
*Vil remains asleep, keeping Mario's legs prisoner, and keeping him on the couch*
11:28
Long Time
Mario: Pfffheh..
Mario: Neeeerd...
11:28
Cravitus
Vil: "Mneh..."
11:29
Invader Jib
Jib: I'm going to pretend you're asleep mario
11:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
( misread as crouch
( i-
11:29
Cravitus
(god damn it Schmoob-
11:29
Long Time
(oh god-
11:29
INVADER VEX
Scythe: wake up nerds! Time to do something stupid probably!
11:29
Cravitus
(so it's that kind of party eh-
11:29
Long Time
Mario: Welp. It's official guys... can't go when Vil's keeping me couch prisoner. Yuuuup..
11:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Mario,you will help me give invites,along with Hatbot
11:29
Long Time
(can't stop reading crouch now
(ffs Schmoob
11:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:First stop is Herm's house. Because he's cool.
11:29
Cravitus
Vil: "Mrrrrrrr."
*Suddenly, there's a knocking at the door*
11:30
Long Time
(crouch prisoner
Hatbot: Why can't I be the DJ?
11:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:You cant have a party without Herm
11:30
Long Time
Hatbot: That's lame.
11:30
Cravitus
*The knocking intensifies!*
11:31
Invader Jib
Jib: brb real quick
11:31
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *shrugs* *opens the door*
11:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob answers the door
11:31
Cravitus
(jib getting all meta
*Herm is on the other side of the door!*
Survivor321 has joined the chat.
11:31
Long Time
Hatbot: HERM!
Hatbot: I love you man.
11:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Herm? How did you know there was a party starting so quickly
11:32
INVADER VEX
Scythe: oh heyyyyyyyyy *scuttles into the kitchen area*
11:32
Cravitus
*Herm shrugged*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
11:32
Invader Jib
(That was an irl brb
(Fail
(Anyway back
11:33
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Schmoob COME HELP ME WITH THE CAKE.
Scythe: I RAN OUT OF BLENDED JIB COSTUME
11:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:NOT NOW
11:33
Invader Jib
Jib: *Heads out to purchase the game supplies*
11:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I must send the invites-
Bob:Dear Lord..
11:34
Long Time
(vil is like the heaviest sleeper ever
11:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:*stops Schmoob,grabbing his mask,and putting it on*
11:34
Invader Jib
Jib: Also If i don't come back, it's probably because I was sidetrack by some nonsense
11:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:*Twitches*
11:35
Long Time
Vok: Hey Jib, since I'm preparing food and whatever, you like goat milk right?
11:35
Invader Jib
Jib: NO
11:35
Long Time
Vok: Yeah? You want an extra amount? Okay.
11:35
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH
11:35
Cravitus
*Metal clattering can be heard in the kitchen*
Ader: "Fooooood."
11:36
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Hey Schmoob, what kind of cake do you prefer? Burnt, or.... Non-existent?
11:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*sigh*
11:36
Cravitus
*You hear slurping noises from the kitchen!*
11:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Ader,get some new cake batter
11:36
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Cause right now it's leaning towards burnt-
11:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Dont eat it.
11:36
Cravitus
Ader: "Is too late-"
11:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:I WILL HANDLE THE INVITES
Trox:BATSHIFT
Trox:HAS
Trox:RETURNEDDDD
*Trox runs out of the building,out of a window,making woosh noises*
Bob:...You sure he didnt mean Batshi-
Schmoob:-IT DOES NOT MATTER RIGHT NOW
11:38
Blackrockshotermoon
(how is everyone still awake
11:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:...What
11:38
Cravitus
*Ader stumbles out of the kitchen, and his face seems to steam with hot cake batter*
11:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I mean uh
11:38
Cravitus
Ader: "TOES ALL TINGLY!"
Ader: "WRYYYYYYYYYYY-"
11:38
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *walks out of the kitchen holding a burnt pile of cake* all done!
11:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HATBOT! MARIO! Go follow Trox to send invites! Or do your own thing,I dunno
*Scythe's cake sprouts an eye,beginning to gurgle*
11:39
Long Time
Mario: Trox...? Ehhh...
11:39
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *eats the eye* it's still good I promise!
11:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:Ok,first of all. That cake is HORRIBLE
11:39
Long Time
Mario: Can't I just.. I dunno, stay hear, maybe take care of all the costs?
here*
11:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Bob vaporizes it with a laser gun*
Bob:Let me show you how to make a REAL cake
( hilarious idea
11:39
Cravitus
Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
11:39
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *throws the cake in a trash can and walks with his head down back into the kitchen*
11:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
( Bob should get so stressed,he turns into an angry chef
11:39
Cravitus
Ader: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
11:40
Long Time
(gordon ramsay Bob
(do it
11:40
Cravitus
*Ader begins rolling on the floor*
11:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
( "YOU CALL THAT A MEAL,ITS GOT SO MUCH OIL,THE GOVERNMENT WANTS IT)
11:40
Long Time
(IT'S RAWWWW
11:40
Invader Jib
Jib: *Coems back in with a grocery bag full of the listed generic party stuff*
Survivor321 has left the chat.
11:40
Cravitus
(THIS CAKE IS SO BLACK
11:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:That was fast
11:40
Invader Jib
Jib: Welp, I finished my job
11:40
Cravitus
(IT'S TRYING TO SELL ME IT'S MIXTAPE
11:40
Long Time
(oh-
11:40
Cravitus
* Cravitus was smacked
11:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Alien leeches are attached to Jib,dirt is all over him*
11:40
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *slides over to Jib and grabs some cake making things*
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Gee that mustve been a hassle
11:41
Invader Jib
Jib: YES IT WAS
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Too bad I dont care
11:41
Cravitus
*Ader continues his screeching, and begins banging his head on the floor*
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Schmoob walks away*
11:41
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *sprints back into the kitchen*
11:41
Long Time
Vok: Throws a large loaf of bread at Jib, here, eat this
*
11:41
Invader Jib
Jib: APPARENTLY GENERIC PARTY SUPPLIES ARE POPULAR WITH LEECHES
11:41
Long Time
(brain
(that was an action
11:41
Invader Jib
*Falls to the ground*
11:41
Long Time
(you scrubbb
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
( should we do separate parts like
11:42
Cravitus
*Herm stares at Jib for a moment, and shrugs*
11:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
( one part focusing on Bob chef and the kitchen crew
( another on mario and hatbot,along with Trox,giving invites to people
( then maybe something with Schmoob
11:42
Long Time
(wait what is vil even doing again
(or will she stay asleep
11:42
Cravitus
(She's supposed to set up plates,
11:42
Invader Jib
*The crossword is actually a wordsearch, there's no fionna plushies but plushies of various other fictional characers, and the explodioans movie is actually an knockoff called exploshians
11:42
Cravitus
(But she's asleep
11:42
Long Time
(o
11:43
Cravitus
(And pretty much wrapped around mario's legs
11:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
( exploshians
( bril
( >wrapped around marios legs
( i
11:43
Long Time
(yes-
(oh wait, ffs Schmoob
11:43
Cravitus
(meanwhile, old picture of wip floor
11:44
Invader Jib
(fail
@mario
11:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile outside the building,Trox is seen,bones shattered,on the ground*
11:44
Long Time
(wow jib
11:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:ALRIGHT MARIO,GET OUT THERE AND GET THOSE INVITES
11:44
Long Time
(saying krev's floor is a fail
11:44
Invader Jib
no
11:44
Long Time
(geez jib
11:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Pushes Mario and hatbot out of the entrance*
11:44
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *walks into the main room* Why are we setting up the party before anyone gets invited... What if everyone's busy... What if they actually have... Busy lives?!?
11:44
Long Time
Mario: Ehhh... oh well..
11:44
Invader Jib
Jib: What if no one decides to come at all-
11:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:I'm just doing this for Menami,honestly.
11:45
Cravitus
*Vil continues to cling to Mario's feet, and is dragged along*
11:45
INVADER VEX
Scythe: then no one will greet to eat my amazing cake!
11:45
Long Time
Mario: Wow, she really likes my feet huh-
Hatbot: She's like, the opposite of Ave.
11:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:Wait. We're setting this party up at Ave's right? As in,here?
11:45
INVADER VEX
*get
11:45
Cravitus
*Ader continues to scream and smack his head into the stone floor*
Ader: "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
11:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:*Crawls,pulls out his pet rock*
11:45
Long Time
Vok: Of course you're doin' it for Menami...
Vok: Oh, that reminds me!
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
*The rock vibrates,Trox's bones audibly snap back together*
Trox:*Deep man voice* A HAUHAHAUHA
11:46
Long Time
Vok: You know what's comin', Boby? It's gonne be reaaaal fun..
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:A MINOR SETBACK FOR BATSHIFT,YES,THAT IS ME,BATSHIFT
11:46
Long Time
gonna*
11:47
Invader Jib
Jib: Honestly I sympathize with Menami's properties's tendencies to be destroyed
11:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:I AM BETTER THEN EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IN THIS STORY COMBINED
11:47
Invader Jib
Jib: *Cringes remembering the hundreds of times his base violently exploded*
11:47
Long Time
Mario: Uhhh... are you okay Trox?
11:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Trox puts his arm over Marios shoulder*
11:48
Long Time
Hatbot: You're not gonna start calling me Hatboy again, are you..?
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:GOOD CITIZEN,I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN ME ON MY QUEST!
*Trox twitches*
11:48
Long Time
Hatbot: Please... please.. please no more Hatboy
Hatbot: *Shudders*
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:the p a i n n e v e r e n d s
Trox:*Twitches*
11:48
Cravitus
(hatboy and lavagirl
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:A HAUHAHUA
Trox:*Puts a costume on hatbot*
11:48
Long Time
Mario: *Horrified stare* Oooookaayyy...
(krev
(noo
(burn ittt
11:48
INVADER VEX
*Scythe walks out of the kitchen with the most amazing cake any of them have ever seen* DONE! MASTER CHEF SCYTHE HAS MADE THE BEST CAKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!!! *places the cake on a table and kneels on the ground, crying*
11:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:HATBOY! My trusty compaion,WHAT NEWS DO YOU HAVE FROM THE FRONT?!
11:49
Cravitus
*Ader pauses his strange scream cycle, and stares at the cake intensely*
11:49
Long Time
Hatbot: I'M NOT A BOY!
11:49
Cravitus
Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE."
11:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait really
11:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:HAUHAHUAHA *Puffs out his chest*
11:49
Invader Jib
Jib: I thought the voice and-
11:49
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *collapses on a chair, his eyes closed*
11:49
Long Time
(fail jib
11:49
Cravitus
(Jib
(they're in a different location
(as in
(ground floor
11:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:JIB! YOU'RE NOT HERE,YOURE INSIDE THE BUILDING. FOLLOW YOUR SCRIPT
11:49
Invader Jib
(oh
11:49
Cravitus
(whereas you're at the top of a skyscraper
(granted this seems to have slipped some people's minds
11:50
Long Time
(mario is genderless, well technically
(hatbot***
(oh god
11:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
( genderfluid i see
11:50
Cravitus
(is he like izana, mario
11:50
Invader Jib
(confirmed
(also i had no way of knowing the ground floor thing
11:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:*Runs,wearing a cape*
11:50
Cravitus
(yes you did
(sorta
11:51
Long Time
(god dammit krev
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:NOW TO APPEASE MASTER Schmoob,WE MUST INVITE THE BEST PEOPLE WE CAN FIND! HAZAH!
11:51
Invader Jib
(eh it should have been clearer
11:51
Long Time
(now i'm picturing izana-hatbot
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Trox grabs hatbot,vil,and mario,somehow holding them all up*
11:51
Invader Jib
*other excuses here*
11:51
Long Time
Hatbot: Oh GOD... the heroic fake voice IS SO AWFUL!
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Trox bursts into a space bar,screaming*
*Tons of muscular space bandits look at them*
11:52
Long Time
Hatbot: MY NON EXISTENT EARS-- WAIT, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?
11:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:GREETINGS FELLOW MEAT SACKS
11:52
Invader Jib
(i thought you meant "space bar" as in on a keyboard-
11:52
Long Time
Mario: *Eyes widen*
Mario: *Lowering his voice* Bob! What're you doing!?
11:52
Cravitus
(honestly jib
( did too
(*i did
11:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:WE HAVE COME TO INVITE YOU TO A GRAND SPECTACLE
11:52
Long Time
Trox*
(brainnnn
11:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Trox chucks pink girly envelopes at them*
11:53
Long Time
Mario: Are you ... are you kidding me...
11:53
Invader Jib
*meanwhile
11:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bandit:*Crunches the envelope*
11:53
Long Time
Mario: Oh god we're all screwed..
11:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bandit:*Walks over to Mario*
11:53
Invader Jib
Jib: Time to work incredibly hard preparing these games...*Puts feet on table*
11:53
Long Time
Mario: *Sweating nervously*
Mario: U-Uh... H-Hey!
11:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Another bandit walks over,poking the first bandit*
11:54
Blackrockshotermoon
(will post cringe after rp
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
2nd Bandit:*Alien gibberish,shows him the invite*
Bandit 1:...*Tears begin to fall*
Bandit 1:THIS
Bandit 1:THIS POEM IN YOUR INVITE
Bandit 1:IT IS
11:54
Long Time
Mario: I know w-what you're t-thinking, you-- wait...
Mario: What..?
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bandit 1:PURE ART
11:54
Long Time
Mario: Oh.. uh.. uhhhh... thanks...?
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bandit 1:IN ALL OF THE GALAXY,I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL POETRY
*The other bandits slowly began to clap,soon they all cheer*
Trox:just another day for batshift
Trox:HAHAHAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs backwards out of the bar,crashing into a trash can*
11:55
Long Time
Hatbot: Wh... what just happened
11:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
Trox:COME MY SIDEKICKS,WE HAVE MUCH MORE INVITES TO PREPARE
11:56
Long Time
(vil is the heaviest sleeper to ever exist
Mario: Sidekick? No thanks..
11:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile,back at Ave's penthouse of swag*
11:56
Long Time
Hatbot: YEAH! I'm he hero!
Hatbot: HATBOY THE HEROIC!
11:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Bob begins to sweat,stressed*
11:56
Long Time
Hatbot: I mean.. HATBOT! OH DARNIT
11:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Bob walks over to Scythe*
11:56
Long Time
the*
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:YOU CALL THESE "COOKIES"?
11:57
INVADER VEX
Scythe: uhhhhh
Scythe: no?
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DISCOVERED THESE IN THE TOILET,THEN SLAPPED THEM ON A PLATE
11:57
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait what
Jib: What are they then-
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:AND YOU
11:57
INVADER VEX
Scythe: but.... It's cake...?
11:57
Invader Jib
Jib: *Several cookies fall out of his mouth*
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:WHERE ARE THOSE PARTY GAMES?!
11:58
Invader Jib
*'cookies'
11:58
Long Time
Vok: Woaaaaah Bob, I love the tone change.
11:58
Invader Jib
Jib: And I got ALL the party games
Jib: Well...actually, Schmoob only asked for one part game
11:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Zeek:YOU ATE COOKIES BEFORE THE GUESTS ARRIVE?!
11:58
Cravitus
Ader: "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake."
Ader: "Cake."
11:58
Invader Jib
Jib: Well see I saw they were whole chocolate cookies and-
11:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile in the corner,a poorly constructed pin the tail on gloorcggoth,falls apart*
11:58
Long Time
Vok: This is WAY better-- just-- just yeah, keep insulting that kid!
11:58
Cravitus
*Ader begins to repeatedly mutter the word 'cake'*
11:58
Long Time
Vok: You're making me proud.
11:59
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *stares at Ader* Don't you eat my beautiful cake... Not yet....
11:59
Invader Jib
Jib: Anyway, about the party games, *Pulls out "Expert Wordsearch: non-scrubs only"
11:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:Do you REALIZE HOW MENAMI WILL REACT TO THIS?! HMMMMMMM?!
11:59
Cravitus
*Ader's pincers lift Scythe and he shakes him hungrily*
11:59
INVADER VEX
Scythe: wtf jib! That's like the easiest crossword ever!
11:59
Cravitus
Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE."
11:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob: INDEED
12:00
INVADER VEX
Scythe: ahahahahaaaaa
12:00
Invader Jib
Jib: No, this one is INCREDIBLY hard
12:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:You go out there and buy some more party stuff
12:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait what
Jib: But this is all the party stuff required
12:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Bob:If you cant handle the heat,get out of the kitchen.
12:00
INVADER VEX
Scythe: yeyehyyyeyeyyeee *flying back and forth* Gooo Gettttt a harder word seeeasarrcch
12:00
Long Time
(gtg
12:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Bob puts on a chef hat,visibly grumpy*
12:00
Cravitus
(rip
(goodnight
12:01
Invader Jib
Jib: Okay fine, what kind of stuff does menami like?
(night