One average day in Z-?!?...
NOTE - DUBIOUS CANONICITY
THIS ROLEPLAY LACKS LOGIC, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, OR IF YOU WANT TO BE AMUSED.
7:15 Cravitus (will try
(jib, think of something to disgrace Ave's honor
(you must start
7:15 Mysteriousjillguy remmgber
this is crack
so logic does not apply
im starting to see why crack rps need lork-
7:16 Long Time (brb shower and chores
(and yes lurk pls stay-
7:16 Mysteriousjillguy no logic=lurk
7:16 Invader Jib *ave is covered in large bottles of weaksauce*
7:16 Mysteriousjillguy it is my
7:16 Cravitus Ave: *Sleeping*
7:17 Mysteriousjillguy *ave's bed grows spider legs and randomly farts out of existence*
( that is all lork can do
( I haVE not SLEept iN twO daYs
7:17 Invader Jib but less sleep = less logic
7:17 Mysteriousjillguy * Mysteriousjillguy 's face began to melt
7:17 Cravitus Ave dropped onto the floor, and screeched as the weaksauce bottles shattered and stained the entire room.
7:17 Mysteriousjillguy less sleep= less good jokes )
7:18 Invader Jib Random irken: Wow this room is really weaksauce
7:18 Mysteriousjillguy (brillant
7:18 Cravitus Ave bolted up, and held an empty nacho basket in one hand, cradling it like a rifle.
Ave: "WHO GOES THERE?!"
7:18 Invader Jib Random *eyes turn red*
7:19 Cravitus Ave: "BLU? IS THAT YOU?"
7:19 Mysteriousjillguy * Mysteriousjillguy clapped along with a large group of lurk clones
7:19 Invader Jib Random irken: *Fires lasers out of his mouth*
7:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( gr8 i r8 8/8
7:19 Cravitus Ave sighed, and lowered the rifle.
Ave: "How many times have I told you stop stop trying to eat powercells?"
Ave: "You know what it does to your systems!"
7:20 Invader Jib Random irken: I was planning to suck out your soul to satisfy my hunger before you woke up
7:20 Mysteriousjillguy ( w8
( what about
( dragon ball abridged crack rp
7:20 Cravitus Ave paused, and narrowed an eye.
7:20 Mysteriousjillguy ( irken conquest style
( moorio is nappa
7:21 Cravitus Ave suddenly stood up, and screeched as he hurled the nacho basket at the unknown Irken.
7:21 Invader Jib Random irken: *pukes Jib's soul, which then forms into a physical Jib*
Jib: I hate everything
7:21 Mysteriousjillguy /auidence cheer track plays
( isnt jib gr8 folks
7:21 Cravitus Ave grimaced, and paused mid-screech.
7:21 Mysteriousjillguy ( typical jeeb
7:22 Cravitus Ave: "Ugh, it's you."
7:22 Mysteriousjillguy *laugh track plays*
7:22 Invader Jib Jib: Do I even know you?
7:22 Mysteriousjillguy *laugh track plays again*
7:22 Invader Jib *The random irken's head flies off as the rest of his body turns to dust*
7:22 Cravitus Ave: "I dunnoWAIT A MINUTE!"
7:22 Mysteriousjillguy *laufh track plays again for absolutely no reason*
7:22 Cravitus Ave suddenly looked down at the shattered glasses and the strangely weak sauce staining everything.
7:22 Invader Jib Jib: I just know that in a couple minutes weird crap is gonna happen LIKE THAT OMINOUS LAUGHTER
Jib: *eye twitches*
7:23 Mysteriousjillguy *the laugh track plays, becoming auidbly demonic*
7:23 Cravitus Ave shivered.
Ave: "You get used to it after a while. Mostly."
7:23 Mysteriousjillguy *a floating disemboided lurk head flies by in the window,laughing demonically*
7:23 Cravitus Ave stared for a moment.
7:24 Mysteriousjillguy *a lurk comes out of a portal*
7:24 Invader Jib Jib: Why am I not surprised
7:24 Cravitus Ave: "I dunno."
7:24 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:OH GOD ITS THE CRACK DIMENSION
7:24 Cravitus Ave: "WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!?"
Ave: "WHY DO I HAVE A ROOM?"
7:24 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:LIR! ABORT MISSION! CODE DELTA! CODE DELTAAAAA!
7:24 Invader Jib Jib Code delta-
7:24 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk jumps back into the portal,it dissappears*
7:24 Invader Jib *several planets violently explode*
7:25 Mysteriousjillguy ( all crack rps take place in a different dimension confirmed
( crack dimension is canon
7:25 Cravitus Ave suddenly looked at one of the labels on the ground, and picked it up.
Then, he gasped as he suddenly recognized it.
7:25 Invader Jib (yes @lurk
7:26 Cravitus Ave: "Weaksauce?! Here?! How-"
Ave suddenly glanced to Jib again.
7:26 Invader Jib Jib: I didn't do it.
Jib: I didn't even know that was a real sauce.
7:26 Cravitus Ave: "YOUUUUU-"
Ave tackled Jib through a door.
7:27 Invader Jib *A truck full of weaksauce drives by, with ave's face as the logo*
Jib: Woah geez
7:27 Cravitus Ave slammed Jib against the wall, and a plethora of stale tortilla chips rained on them both.
7:27 Invader Jib Jib: *looks over, sees several crashed trucks of weaksauce*
7:28 Cravitus Ave: "You did this, you short, orange..."
7:28 Invader Jib Random delivery irken: I heard someone here ordered 1000 bottles of weaksauce, by the name of Ave
Jib: I'm not ORANGE at all
7:28 Cravitus Ave poked him in his good eye.
7:28 Invader Jib Jib: OW
7:29 Long Time back
7:29 Cravitus Ave growled, and looked back into the strange room.
7:29 Long Time (you scrubs-
7:29 Cravitus Ave: "BLU!"
Suddenly, the robot in question crashed through the delivery Irken, and through a wall, rolling to a stop in the room.
7:29 Long Time (what is even going on
7:29 Cravitus (madness)
(jib's soul was vomited by a weird floating head irken)
(it became real jib)
BLU Mark Three stood up, and shook the rubble from his shoulders.
BLU: "YES, COMMANDER?"
7:30 Invader Jib Delivery irken: Holy crap your robot is tall
7:30 Cravitus Ave: "WARM UP THE POT!"
7:30 Long Time (iswer2godigyoumakeblugay
7:30 Cravitus BLU nodded, and tossed the deliveryman through a nearby truck.
BLU: "YES, COMMANDER."
7:31 Long Time Mario: *Falls out of the pot* WHNGNG WHERE? EYES. MY EYESSSSS WHAT IS THISSS *squirming all over the place*
7:31 Invader Jib *The truck crashes into the room, spilling even more weaksauce on ave*
7:31 Cravitus BLU held the pot, staring for a moment at Mario, then Ave.
After a moment, he deployed a couple of fire extinguisher hoses, and doused both of them.
7:31 Invader Jib Jib: Gee ave, I didn't know your favorite sauce was so popular
7:31 Long Time Mario: WHY AM I HEEEEEEEERE *arm spasms*
(does jib invoke the wrath of krevdrawings
7:32 Cravitus (Ave thinks Jib ordered 1000 bottles of weaksauce
(and is trying to make ave pay for it
7:32 Long Time Hatbot: WOW! Weaksauce? OH BOY!
7:32 Cravitus Ave shoved Jib into the stream of Fire Extinguisher Foam, and coughed.
7:32 Long Time Hatbot: Ave LOVES to guzzle that stuff down!
7:33 Cravitus BLU doused Hatbot in foam as well, and finally retracted the hoses.
7:33 Invader Jib Jib: *the fire extinguiser foam caused jib to go on fire*
Jib: WHAT THE
7:33 Long Time Hatbot: WHSDGRSRHRDH *Hatbot swims around the foam*
7:33 Cravitus BLU fished Hatbot out of the foam, tossing him into the pot, and almost magically the pot filled with water and began to boil.
7:34 Invader Jib Jib: *Rolls into a bunch of weaksauce bottles, causing it to fill the room when they break*
Jib: Agh..what just happened
7:34 Cravitus BLU screeched, and hovered away from the flood of sauce as Ave, Jib, and Mario were soaked.
7:34 Long Time Vok: *falls out of a portal, stumbling around* And I'm gonna euhgfg b-becuase.. then he sai-- whaaaaa waaait where am I
Mario: Oh god, not again.
7:34 Cravitus BLU: "PREHEAT SEQUENCE COMPLETE."
BLU: "SPECIFY INGREDIENTS."
7:35 Long Time Vok: *putting his arms around Ave* Ehyy I like yoouuu, you remind me of Iso.... that god damn cheaterrr
7:35 Cravitus BLU didn't even glance at Hatbot as he swirled in the massive cauldron-like cooking pot.
7:35 Long Time Vok: LOOK, I RUBBED HIS CRYSTALS PASSIONATELY ONE TIME, OKAY
7:35 Cravitus Ave: "Wha-"
7:36 Invader Jib Jib: QUIT PUTTING THESE IMAGES INTO MY HEAD
7:36 Cravitus ( http://prntscr.com/8melum
7:36 Long Time Hatbot: I AM FREE! I can finally DIE! The demonic forces controlling my every move to aid dusq WILL STOP YAYY!
7:36 Cravitus BLU suddenly took notice of Hatbot, and yanked them out, tossing the boiling-hot machine at Jib.
7:36 Invader Jib Jib: WH_
7:36 Cravitus Hatbot landed on Jib's face.
7:36 Invader Jib Jib:*gets hit by the machine, and is knocked out*
Jib: Oh i thought you meant the boiling pot
7:37 Long Time Vok: OH "VOK THAT'S NOT RIGHT, I CAN'T EVEN LIKE MEN-" OH WELL HOW ABOUT THAT TIME YOU MADE OUT WITH JIB, HUH? YEAH THAt'S RIIIIIIGHT YOU LIARRRR
7:37 Cravitus Ave: "I need an adult-"
7:37 Invader Jib Jib: ...who did what
7:37 Long Time Vok: *Burps, stumbling around* Auhgg I- I ehu
7:37 Cravitus Ave suddenly glanced to Jib, and then to the pot.
Ave: "Oh yeah, I was gonna boil that guy."
7:38 Long Time Hatbot: Oh BOY! It's Jib! Jib how's it going?
7:38 Cravitus Ave's eyes widened.
7:38 Long Time Mario: I'm in hell.
7:38 Cravitus Ave: "OH WAIT, I WAS GONNA BOIL THAT GUY."
7:38 Invader Jib Jib: If you're talking about mario he's literally dating Zik's counterpart, what does that imply
7:38 Cravitus Ave: "BLU! That one!" He pointed to Jib.
BLU nodded, and reached for the Irken.
7:38 Invader Jib Jib: *Smashes the boiling pot*
7:39 Cravitus Boiling Water soaked Jib, and flowed everywhere in a steaming, bubbling puddle.
7:39 Long Time Mario: Jib. Jib, what's going on. JIB. WHY CAN'T I SEE
Mario: JIB WHY DO I SMELL SOUP
7:39 Invader Jib Jib: ...Maybe you should see a doctor
7:39 Cravitus Ave: "IT'S TIME TO GET JIGGY WITH JIBBY! GET IN THE SOUP!"
7:39 Invader Jib Jib: NO
7:39 Cravitus Ave jumped and tackled Jib, forcing his face into the puddle of boiling water.
7:39 Invader Jib Jib: AHHHHH
*Jib's skin is violently burned*
7:40 Cravitus Ave bared his teeth, and attempted to force Jib even further in the water.
7:40 Long Time Vok: Ooooouhhh what's tis nouw? You're gunna get in hot.. steamy.. water. IF ONLY THAT GOD DAMN CRYSTAL WAS HERE
7:40 Cravitus BLU: "Steamy. Mmm."
7:40 Invader Jib Jib: *Punches ave and rolls out*
Jib: OH GOD MY SKIN
7:41 Long Time Vok: HE NEVER RETURNS MY SIGNALS. "OH VOK, WHY DID YOU BURN MY HOUSE DOWN-" IT WAS FOR LOVE YOU GOD DAMN BLIND ROCK
7:41 Cravitus Ave growled, and grinned as he looked back at Jib.
Ave: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
7:41 Invader Jib Jib: ....
7:41 Cravitus Ave kicked Jib in the groin.
7:41 Long Time Mario: Literally hell.
7:41 Cravitus BLU hovered down to Mario, and crouched.'
7:41 Invader Jib Jib: *with his lack of reproductive parts, jib was not affected in the slightest*
7:41 Long Time Mario: Wait- what're you gonna do?
7:42 Cravitus Ave frowned, and resolved to punch Jib in the gut.
7:42 Invader Jib Jib: Ow
*The delivery irken and the random irken from earlier get into an epic fight in the background*
7:42 Cravitus BLU remained silent, and simply stared intently at mario.
7:43 Long Time Mario: .... *looks around awkwardly, intimidated by the robot's strange stare*
Hatbot: wot are you doing
7:43 Cravitus BLU: "I have special eyes."
7:43 Long Time (ffs krev-
7:43 Cravitus BLU leaned in closer.
BLU: "Do you have special eyes?"
7:44 Long Time Mario: *Slowly backing away, eyes widen* *Blushes* I uh--... w-what?
Hatbot: lul ur gey
7:44 Invader Jib Jib: *Sees mario blush*
7:44 Long Time Hatbot: nurds
7:44 Invader Jib Jib: *Writes in notebook "theory confirmed"
7:44 Cravitus BLU's fingers slapped Hatbot at Jib.
7:44 Long Time Hatbot: *eyes turn into airhorns, blasting them off*
7:44 Invader Jib Jib: OW-
Jib: *throws hatbot at ave*
7:46 Long Time Vok: OhhHOhohh what's TIS nouw EHY? Y-you dating a robot now? Your standards geht lowar and lowar eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeryday *stumbling*
Vok: Unlike ISO- WHY WON'T THAT ROCK RETURN MY LOVEEEEEE *passes out and falls over*
7:46 Invader Jib Jib: At least he didn't date a rock
7:46 Cravitus Ave, transfixed on BLU, was shocked out of his stupor by the hat and fell onto Vok's back.
Ave: "WHY IS THE HAT MADE OF METAL-"
7:47 Long Time Hatbot: Y R U MADE OUT OF EXCUSES BUCKO
7:47 Invader Jib *The delivery irken sliced the random irken in half, finally the ending the eldritch abomination's reign of terror*
7:47 Cravitus Ave growled, and punched Hatbot.
He immediately regretted it, due to the fact they were made of metal.
7:48 Long Time Mario: This. This right here. This has to be hell-- like seriously, I'm not even joke I could-- I wish this wasn't real.
7:48 Cravitus BLU: "I wish it was real."
7:48 Long Time (ffs-
7:48 Cravitus BLU's fingers suddenly poked at Mario's face.
Meanwhile, Ave kicked Hatbot at the delivery Irken, and looked back to Jib.
7:49 Invader Jib Jib: Perhaps we were exposed to that "LSD" lurk keeps yelling about
7:49 Long Time Mario: *Backing his head away* Euhhh.. look, Blu. I'm dating someone already.
Mario: It's not you... and your... cold menacing robot eyes..
Mario: It's me... sorta? I don't know.
7:49 Cravitus BLU: "By that logic, it'd be cubed."
7:49 Invader Jib Jib: *Whispersto blu* It's just Zik as a female, he's using that to satisfy his lust for him
7:49 Long Time Hatbot: ROBOTPHOBIC
Hatbot: MAKE OUT WITH THE ROBOT
7:50 Cravitus BLU's head rotated around to face Jib.
The robot stared silently.
7:50 YourFavoriteFangirl (http://puu.sh/kuhsr/6f2e067b77.png
7:50 Invader Jib Jib: Wait what are you doing-
7:50 YourFavoriteFangirl (boy crack jib sure is weird
7:50 Long Time Mario: Female? wh... are you high?
Mario: Are you just. Wh
Mario: *Blank expression, mouth open staring at Jib*
7:51 Invader Jib Jib: Eh that's just the rumors i heard
7:51 Cravitus BLU's arms reversed around, and each glowed red menacingly as they whirred.
(*the insides of each
7:51 Invader Jib Jib: *backs up*
7:51 Long Time Hatbot: jib ur weak
Hatbot: fight my pal
7:52 Cravitus BLU's arms and head went back to staring at Mario.
7:52 Invader Jib Jib: Did you SEE THAT THING
7:52 Long Time fight me*
Hatbot: i eat jibs for lunch, bucko
7:52 Cravitus BLU's left arm reversed again, and shot Jib into the ceiling.
7:52 Invader Jib Jib: OW-
7:52 Cravitus BLU: "You're a thing of meat and bone."
7:52 Invader Jib Jib: WHaT WAS THAT FOR
Jib: YEAH WELL, YOU HAVE NO SOUL
7:53 Cravitus BLU's head did a 180 again.
BLU: "That's why I eat them-"
Ave: "YOU SAID NOTHING-"
7:53 Invader Jib Jib: *Falls back into the ground*
7:53 Long Time Hatbot: NEITHER DO I! Reminds me of the NEVERENDING TORMENT GEE THANKS PAL OLE BUDDY *spins around while his eye-air-horns blast off for no reason*
7:53 Invader Jib Jib: Everything makes sense now
7:53 Cravitus BLU: "Orphan souls are the best-"
7:53 YourFavoriteFangirl (waht even is this rp
7:53 Cravitus Ave: "Stop revealing operational secrets!"
(I don't know anymore
(it was crack rp
7:54 Invader Jib Jib: Maybe I should get my sanity checked
7:54 Long Time (nobody knows
7:54 YourFavoriteFangirl (ur crack rps are weird-
7:54 Cravitus (meanwhile blu mk3 confirmed to run on orphan souls
7:54 Long Time (see
(crack went sucky as predicted
7:55 Invader Jib lol
7:55 Cravitus (did anyone expect it to go well
7:55 Long Time (god dammit
7:55 Invader Jib (for a crack rp it did
7:56 Cravitus Suddenly, Ave began screaming in terror as his arms became soft, porous, and brown.
7:56 Mysteriousjillguy (what even-
7:56 Long Time (wh-
7:56 Mysteriousjillguy ( are they turning into diarehhea
7:56 Cravitus Ave: "NO! IT CAN'T BE!"
Ave began to turn into a strange block-like thing of porous, brown softness.
7:56 Mysteriousjillguy ( ave is becoming one with the dimension of pure dooky
7:57 Cravitus Ave screeched.
7:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( run
7:57 Cravitus Ave: "I! AM! BREAAAAAAD-"
And thus, Averii became a loaf of bread.
7:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( o h
7:57 Invader Jib Random irken: *uses the break to top a sandwhich*
7:57 Long Time Mario: Okay, this is officially hell.
7:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( tad strange: DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAD?!!!!!
7:58 Cravitus BLU tore a chunk of the avebread off, and somehow devoured it.
7:58 YourFavoriteFangirl (no kidding mario
7:58 Mysteriousjillguy *TaD STRaNGE bursts through a portal and begins eating averii alive*
7:58 Cravitus BLU: "Y E S-"
BLU began to vibrate and glow red.
7:58 Long Time Mario: I mean-- oh GOD
7:58 Mysteriousjillguy tad strange:*DEMONIC VOICE* I L I K E B R E A D
7:58 Invader Jib Random irken: *tears off jib's arm and puts in on the sandwhich*
7:58 Long Time Mario: WHY
7:58 Invader Jib JiB: I hate everyone
7:58 Mysteriousjillguy (violence
7:58 Long Time Mario: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
7:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( jib is violent
7:59 Invader Jib *Jib's arm spontanouesly grows back*
7:59 Long Time Hatbot: u were too weak bucko hahahahahahaHAHAHHAFHAAHHAHAHAHAHFHAFJHFAHFAHFHF
7:59 Cravitus BLU laughed, a mechanical and demonic noise as his wing-like antennae became horns.
7:59 Long Time Mario: *horrified expression, his mouth still open*
Mario: ... why
7:59 Mysteriousjillguy *a darrz clone made of toilet paper and mayonaise bursts in through the window,screaming,"HAULLEUJUHAUGH"
7:59 Invader Jib Jib: Come to think of it, if we died recently, your theory has some plausibility mario
7:59 Mysteriousjillguy darrz clone:rubs arms on mario,moaning
7:59 Cravitus BLU screeched, and picked up hatbot as he sprouted wings.
8:00 Mysteriousjillguy darrz clone:*shoots tsnumai at hatbot no miss 4 no rasin*
8:00 Cravitus BLU: "MY BOND IS BROKEN! AT LAST, FREEDOM!"
8:00 Long Time Hatbot: *punches Blu* NOT SO FAST BUCKO
Hatbot: im the only cool robot around here
8:00 Cravitus BLU growled, and put Hatbot on his head, wearing him.
8:00 Long Time Hatbot: thats why i get all teh ladies m8
8:00 Cravitus BLU cackled maniacally, and scooped up Mario as well.
8:00 Long Time Hatbot: YOU CAN'T WEAR ME
8:00 Mysteriousjillguy *the darrz clone grows incrediby large and flies through the roof literally*
8:00 Cravitus BLU: "PRAISED BE THE SEII!"
8:00 Long Time Hatbot: THIS IS AGAINST ROBOT RIGHTS
8:01 Mysteriousjillguy *it flies into the sun screaming "ONIONS"*
8:01 Cravitus BLU: "NOW, TO RETURN TO THE LAND OF MY CONSTRUCTION!"
8:01 Mysteriousjillguy sevn:this is against the laws of physics-
8:01 Invader Jib *A gigantic spider heads for the darrz clone*
8:01 Mysteriousjillguy draxx:*chucks sevn out of window*
8:01 Cravitus BLU: "CHINA-"
BLU suddenly paused.
8:01 Long Time (i'm just imagining miz horribly confused by this whole rp-
8:01 Cravitus BLU: "KREVTOVIAAAAAAAAA-"
8:01 Mysteriousjillguy *suddenly a giant trangular pair of booty cheeks fell on the building,destroying it*
8:02 Long Time (wh
8:02 Mysteriousjillguy draxx:WHAT GLORIOUS TRIANGULAR BOOTY CHEEKS
8:02 Cravitus BLU stared at them for a moment.
8:02 Mysteriousjillguy *draxx splodes,violin music plays*
8:02 Invader Jib Jib: Mario, you were right about this being hell, I have no more doubt
8:02 Mysteriousjillguy *all around mario the landscape catches on fire*
Iso!Lurk:WELCOME TO HELL B-
8:02 Cravitus Meanwhile, a gigantic, grinning crab-lobster face in the sky appeared.
8:03 Mysteriousjillguy *iso lurk splodes*
8:03 Long Time Mario: Wait. If everyone's basically on drugs, why aren't we horribly mangled and messed wiiii- MY ARM. SWEET MOTHER OF MOTHERS, IT'S A LITERAL BUCKET *staring at his new bucket-arm, screeching*
8:03 Mysteriousjillguy ( my god kreb
terrz:CAN I KEEP THE BUCKET
8:03 Cravitus Megakrev: "YES, MY ROBOTIC SON. RETURN TO ME!"
8:03 Mysteriousjillguy terrz:*licks jib making weird grunting noises*
8:03 Long Time Hatbot: This IS a bucket! This is MY bucket!
8:03 Mysteriousjillguy *jazz music plays*
8:03 Cravitus BLU laughed, and ascended to Krevtovia, dragging Mario and Hatbot to the sky.
8:04 Invader Jib Jib: *shoves terrz out a window*
8:04 Mysteriousjillguy terrz:*Tounge extends to unnatural length and literally licks him head to toe*
8:04 Long Time Mario: can you drop me so i can die again please
8:04 Cravitus (blu mk3 is really krevbot incarnate
8:04 Mysteriousjillguy *terrz flies backwards with gmod style spazzing*
8:04 Cravitus Suddenly, the entire landscape around them begins to lift into the sky.
8:04 Mysteriousjillguy *Terrz crashes into a hovering train exploding horribly*
8:05 Invader Jib Jib: What the-
8:05 Mysteriousjillguy shrek:HEY NOW UR AN !ALL STUR GIT G0D M8
bread crust arm*
8:05 Invader Jib Jib: *shoots shrek repeatedly*
8:06 Mysteriousjillguy shrek:grabs jib and ascends to a higher realm of booty,preparing to unleash dong horrors onto jibs pure untouched glorious now-apparentky-existing donut crust of a pop tart*
8:06 Long Time Mario: *punching Blu, forcing him to let Mario fall*
Mario: please let me die
8:06 Mysteriousjillguy *shrek has a high pitched laugh*
8:06 Long Time Mario: end this hell please
8:06 Cravitus BLU: "NOT THE SACRIFICE-"
BLU loses his grasp on Mario.
8:07 Long Time Mario: *falls on Jib, unharmed*
Mario: GOD DAMMIT
8:07 Invader Jib Jib: I feel
8:07 Cravitus Suddenly, a chunk of bread appeared next to Mario.
The Bread jiggled and jumped for a moment, making strange chittering noises.
8:08 Long Time (this is literally drugs: the rp
8:08 Invader Jib (after this rp ends im gonna make the crack dimension article-
8:08 Long Time (can we do the bus rp instead-
8:08 Cravitus (you had a choice, mario
(you had a choiceeee
8:08 Long Time (this is drug hell krev
(i regret all life decisions
8:08 Cravitus Suddenly, the Bread grew teeth, and latched on to Mario's bucketarm
8:09 Long Time (tf2 references
(u big scroob
8:09 Cravitus (you know jib you can get super muscle jib to end it all if you embrace it
8:09 Long Time Hatbot: I have done nothing but transport this bread, FOR three whole days!
8:10 Invader Jib Jib: I don't know what anything is anymore
8:10 Long Time Hatbot: This bread is my bread, MY bread. Not yours. Bread is owned by me.
8:10 Cravitus The bread gnawing on Mario growled, and flailed a bit.
8:10 Invader Jib Jib: *eye twitches* *Bites his own arm randomly*
8:10 Long Time (wh0
8:10 Cravitus Jib's arm suddenly separated, and grew into a bipedal lobster-crab-man.
8:10 Long Time wh-*
8:10 Invader Jib Jib: I should see a doctor
8:11 Cravitus The Bread attacking Mario suddenly did the same, as did a few random pieces of Debris.
The small legion of LobsterCrabs formed a ring around Mario and Jib.
8:11 Long Time (ok that's it-
8:11 Invader Jib Jib: *Holds gun in front of them, shaking*
8:11 Cravitus One of the Lobstercrabs opened their mouth...
8:11 Long Time (can we do bus rp
8:12 Invader Jib Jib: I'LL DO IT, I'LL BLAST YOU MONSTERS TO PIECES
8:12 Long Time (this is going to scar me for life
8:12 Cravitus ...And began to sing 'Take on Me' in an Austrian Accent.
8:12 Long Time (ffs-
8:12 Cravitus The other Lobstermen joined.
8:12 Invader Jib Jib: AHHHHHHHH
8:12 Cravitus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
8:12 Invader Jib Jib: *Violntly kicks and punches several of the lobstermen*
8:12 Cravitus The Lobstermen do not flinch, and join claws, circling Jib and Mario.
8:12 Long Time (bus
8:13 Cravitus (only if jib goes full manly
8:13 Invader Jib Jib: AHHHHHHH
8:13 Long Time (jib rip out the muscles
(end his madness
8:13 Cravitus (i give him two minutes
8:13 Long Time (to this music
8:13 Cravitus (until krev ends it himself
8:13 Long Time (save the day
8:13 Invader Jib Jib: *Grows spontaonous muscles, and smashes the lobstermen*
8:13 Cravitus BLU gasped.
BLU: "IT... IT CANNOT BE!"
BLU: "HE'S GONE..."
8:14 Invader Jib Jib: *Pulls the dimensional fabric, sees the irken empire wiki*
8:14 Long Time (ffs krev
8:14 Cravitus BLU suddenly exploded, and Hatbot was sent down at Mario.
8:14 Long Time (did you really just make that pun
8:14 Cravitus (yes.
(it was so bad blu died
8:14 Invader Jib *bad fanon wikia articles crash into the room, violently tearing the dimeisional fabric*
8:15 Long Time Hatbot: that's a real PUNNY joke HAHSREHRtjRJERHRHAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHA *blows up, thousands of bottles of weaksauce rain down*
*The sunset rises, complementing the glorious bottle-rain's view*
8:15 Cravitus Suddenly, 80s-Ave fell into the room, surfing another BLU.
8:15 Long Time *The wind runs through Jib's long, blonde hair*
8:15 Cravitus Ave: "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."
8:15 Long Time *The sun glistens off Jib's perfect tan muscles*
Mario: You know what. No.
Mario: kILL ME
8:16 Cravitus Ave: "Are you sure? I mean, we have nachos."
8:16 Long Time Mario: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Mario: KILL ME
Mario: NO, I DON'T WANT N- THAT'S NOT THE POINT
8:16 Cravitus Ave shrugged, and aimed his enormous laser pistol at Mario.
8:16 Long Time Mario: KILL ME GOD DAMMIT
8:16 Invader Jib Jib: I'm sure logic would bend to keep you alive somehow
8:16 Long Time Mario: SHUT UP JIN
8:16 Cravitus Ave pulled the trigger, and shot Mario in the foot.
8:16 Long Time Mario: GUN. HEAD-
Mario: *screeching* FOR GOD'S SAKE AVE, NOT THE FOOT. KILL ME. NOT THE FOOT
Mario: YOU IDIOT. THAT'S JUST CAUSING PAIN
8:17 Cravitus Ave: "I'm trying! This robot eye doesn't make it easy!"
BLU-EYE: "YOU DON'T MAKE IT EASY."
8:17 Invader Jib *Jib's lost twin brother jin enters the room*
Jin: I didn't even say anything, wtf mario
8:17 Long Time Mario: *spazzing all over the place, holding his foot* AAAHHHHH
Mario:I HATE LIIIIIIIFE
8:17 Cravitus Ave pulled the trigger again, blindly shooting Mario in the other foot.
8:18 Long Time Mario: *rolling around*
Mario: Oh FOR GOD'S-- FFFFFF
Mario: *screeching, holds his other foot*
Mario: SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD AVE
Mario: SHOOTING MY FOOT WON'T KILL ME AUHGHGH
8:18 Cravitus Ave tossed the pistol away, and sighed, lifting a weapon that strangely resembled a laser minigun from the BLU-copy he was standing on.
8:18 Long Time Mario: FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU IDIOT
8:18 Cravitus Ave: "Hold still!"
8:18 Long Time Mario: SHOOT ME. SHOOT
Mario: SHOOT ME
8:18 Cravitus Ave pulled the trigger, and the barrels began to spin.
8:19 Long Time Mario: TRIGGER
Mario: MY HEAD
8:19 Cravitus Then, lasers flew from the weapon, and Ave began to emit a manly roar
Unfortunately for Mario, every single bolt hit one of his feet.
8:19 Long Time Mario: YES, FINALLYYYYYYY
Mario: OH FOR SWEET MERCIFUL GOD-
8:19 Invader Jib Jin: *Jumps into the air, and hits the bullet that was going for mario's head*
8:19 Long Time Mario: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Mario: *curses in Irken, squirming everywhere*
8:20 Cravitus Ave pulled the minigun up, and looked on in awe.
8:20 Long Time Mario: YOU IDIOTS. JUST SMASH MY HEAD, STAB IT. JUST KILL ME
8:20 Cravitus Ave: "Jin! So the legends are true!"
8:20 Invader Jib Jin: Yup
8:20 Long Time Mario: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU KILL A MAN
8:20 Cravitus Ave: "Is it true that you're at least ten times manlier than Jib?"
8:20 Invader Jib Jin: Yes
8:20 Cravitus Ave: "Amazing."
8:21 Invader Jib Jin: That's an extremely true fact
8:21 Long Time Mario: *rolling around, still screeching in the backround, yelling Ave's name*
8:21 Cravitus Ave shot Mario again in the foot.
Ave: "Honestly, that time was just for fun."
8:21 Long Time Mario: HTDGSSSAAA
8:21 Cravitus Ave pulled a large football-shaped device from his back, and placed it on the ground.
Ave: "This should take care of this mess."
8:22 Long Time Mario: JUST DO ITTTT, I DON'T WANT TO BE THROUGH THIS PAINNN
8:22 Cravitus Ave punched in a code, and the device began an ominous ticking.
8:22 Long Time (krev you know what this reminds me of
8:22 Cravitus (wat
8:22 Long Time (that one skit where the guy has to kill the warlord
(but sucks massively at it
8:22 Cravitus (honestly that ran through my head
(as I had ave shoot mario the first time
8:23 Long Time (oh lol
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
8:23 Cravitus Ave: "Right then! You have one minute to either come with me, or die."
8:23 Long Time (miz gtg'd
8:23 Cravitus A portal opened to Ave's right, and he kicked the inactive BLU-copy through.
8:23 Long Time Mario: SECOND OPTION, YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT. I'VE STATED THIS 5 TIMEs.
8:24 Cravitus Ave shot Mario's feet off, and grinned.
8:24 Long Time Mario: AUHGHHAHAHAA
Mario: *Smashing his own head repetitively with his bucket-arm, screeching*
8:24 Cravitus Bikini-Entra poked her head through the rift for a moment.
Entra: "You just wanted to shoot his feet off, didn't you?"
Ave: "Yes. Yes I did."
Ave strode through the rift, and the portal closed with a guitar riff.
8:25 Long Time Hatbot: o snap but if dats teh future ove
Hatbot: whos da footr mayro
Hatbot: ITS JIN
Hatbot: I KNEW IT
8:25 Invader Jib making crack dimensions article-
8:25 Cravitus (meanwhile sci fi 80s ave does manly 80s action movie stuff with bikini entra
(battling evil blu copies
(with neon laserbeams and 80s synth
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