BIR (Bored Information Retrieval Unit) is Invader DlareDlare's SIR Unit. He is much like the regular SIR Unit, except that he is always depressed. He has a device in his eyes that allows him to see if someone is lying or not. This device cannot be seen.


BIR is loyal, but is extremely depressing. He will often mumble to himself about what he thinks of things and how depressed he is.


BIR looks like the regular SIR Model III only with black features. These black features are caused by his depression.








Same as others

Additional information

Head weapons, laser eyes, and a sword which can come out of his arm


Mind Reader.


Invader DlareDlare


Invader DlareDlare, The Irken Empire

Notable Facts

Extremely weak happiness capacity



His disguise on Equestria was a baby dragon. It had a zipper and a face similar to the face on GIR's dog disguise. And for Fruitina, a toddler kiwi. His disguise for Planet Cars was a spider.

Relationships Edit

Invader DlareDlare-BIR is loyal to DlareDlare, but often does not get along with him.

Taqueal-BIR does not like Taqueal very much, and often is annoyed by her.

Irken Scientist Vax-BIR does not know Vax very much, but they seem to get along well.


"Don't you talk to me about life."

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and he puts me in a baby dragon costume. I feel like a show dog."

"Well, I don't know about you, but I have a happiness capacity the size of a peanut."

"I know you don't care, but I'm feeling very depressed."

"I knew this would happen. You're finally realizing how insignificant you are."

"I've been talking to the Space Badgers. They hate me."

"I sacrificed a whole section of my AI core to contain this formula for absolute torture. The rest of my mind is just bored."

Facts of Doom Edit

  • BIR is based off Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
  • BIR's cover name on Planet Equestria was Bark. On Fruitina it was Jelly. On Cars, it was Leggins.
  • DlareDlare added a plasma sword to his arm, which can come out if necessary.
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