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I was then assigned a ruler,
 
I was then assigned a ruler,
 
   
 
To which I'd attend,
 
To which I'd attend,
 
   
 
Care for, help, and always answer,
 
Care for, help, and always answer,
 
   
 
His every small command.
 
His every small command.
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But then something bad had happened,
 
But then something bad had happened,
 
   
 
Something really cruel,
 
Something really cruel,
 
   
 
He got his vocal cords ripped out,
 
He got his vocal cords ripped out,
 
   
 
and it wasn't very cool.
 
and it wasn't very cool.
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Things went downhill and got bad,
 
Things went downhill and got bad,
 
   
 
He sobbed and cried unending,
 
He sobbed and cried unending,
 
   
 
What could I do to end that?
 
What could I do to end that?
 
   
 
My mind had started bending.
 
My mind had started bending.
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Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this?
 
Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this?
 
   
 
Everything is broken!
 
Everything is broken!
 
   
 
Fix, fix, fix, gotta clean up this,
 
Fix, fix, fix, gotta clean up this,
 
   
 
What a great big heavy burden!
 
What a great big heavy burden!
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My only friend is getting sadder,
 
My only friend is getting sadder,
 
   
 
He thinks of suicide,
 
He thinks of suicide,
 
   
 
But when I try to make him gladder,
 
But when I try to make him gladder,
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he always sobs and cries.
   
   
he always sobs and cries.
 
   
 
I have lost my closest friend,
 
I have lost my closest friend,
 
   
 
He's now become a shell,
 
He's now become a shell,
 
   
 
Crying, wailing to no end,
 
Crying, wailing to no end,
 
   
 
I'm surprised he hasn't felled.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't felled.
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But now I've found a new friend,
 
But now I've found a new friend,
 
   
 
and that one is you,
 
and that one is you,
 
   
 
Sadly I've eaten gerbils to no end,
 
Sadly I've eaten gerbils to no end,
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Your death is slow and it hurts
 
Your death is slow and it hurts
 
   
 
Truly a horrid sight
 
Truly a horrid sight
 
   
 
But at least it can't be any worse
 
But at least it can't be any worse
   
It's noble sacrifice.
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It's a noble sacrifice.
   
   
   
 
Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this,
 
Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this,
 
   
 
everything is broken,
 
everything is broken,
 
 
 
Fix, fix, fix, gotts clean up this,
 
Fix, fix, fix, gotts clean up this,
   

Revision as of 02:26, 19 August 2013

Anti-LIR is LIR's Nightmare Dimension self. He is also known as Nightmare LIR. His master is Nightmare Lurk.

Looks/ Abilities

Anti-LIR has fiery red eyes, a toothy, razor-sharp mouth, and possesses a unique ability: to morph with Nanobots. He moves like a shadow, being a blur when he flies. The Nanobot ability replaces the portal generator. His only weakness is electricity, which can weld the Nanobots shut. His armor is completely opaque, obsidian-colored, and somehow nonreflective.  He used to hate LIR, but after figuring out that they can't kill each other because of the possibility that they both might dissapear, they decided to become great friends. Another weakness is he could be mind-controlled by VIR if VIR is quick enough. He also has a nanobot tentacle that shoots out of his mouth and drags people into his mouth. He uses his Nanobot Morphing abilities to create claws or other weapons and tools, including the ability to change his hand into a key or something for ancient locks. That is, if he can't smash the door down, which he usually can. With his Nanobot ability, he can weld himself to metal and detach himself from it, generate tools or objects such as crates or platforms, and even change his shape or size. He also has laser conversion technology. This laser conversion technology is in each of the nanobots, and he uses it a variety of ways. He usually uses them to morph into the looks of another SIR unit or robot, but, if instructed to do so by Nightmare Lurk, he can even generate fake skin and make himself look like another Irken or something. The disguises are almost perfect, mainly because he uses the actual atomic structure of the skin instead of paint. Of course, the disguise can easily be figured out if the skin is somehow damaged. Unlike LIR, Anti-LIR can do all of this incredibly quickly.  He can also turn his eyes off to prevent himself being seen when he's hiding in the shadows.

Personality

Anti-LIR is like normal LIR in Stupid Mode, except he is not happier. He is actually super-insane, sometimes speaks in rhymes and says poems, and snarls and growls a lot. He is known for eating people. He actually prefers eating people alive than killing them with something else. He also has a powerful craving for meat. Because of this, he likes to yell "MEAAAT!" a lot. He even uses his laser conversion technology and his morphing ability to pretend to be other SIR units or other robots, and eventually eat their master.

Quotes, Poems, or Songs

"Hello, new friend, i'd like to say, what an honor it is to meet you today. What good buddies you and I will be! But there's a catch, can't you see, i'm the last person you'll ever meet. Lots of fun will come too, because i am going to kill you. Goodbye."

"Oh my goodness, an intruder has come! However, this prove's that he's just dumb. For he has stumbled into my lair, and i'm the danger that lurks there. Intruder, be wary, and you will find, that Nightmare LIR HAS COME TO DINE!!"

"Why must i eat waffles, master? Living prey's what i prefer." To Nightmare Lurk

Nightmare Lurk: "I GOT the waffles for me, you imbecileeeeeeeEeEE! I got you that cage of gerbils!"

Anti-LIR: "Ohh."

"First i see one, then i see three, have they all come to be yummy snacks for me?"

"MEEAAAT!"

"(Looks at cage of gerbils) The gerbils.. They taunt me.. 

"Living meat! How did you know?  How very sweet, too bad it won't last, though."


"Fixing Insanity" by Anti-LIR

Hello, would you like to be my friend?
Would you like to hear a story?
When will the madness ever end?
Don't worry, it's not very gory.


I was made in a big building

With lots of noise and clatter

Does it seem strange and forbidding?

I don't think it mattered


I was then assigned a ruler,

To which I'd attend,

Care for, help, and always answer,

His every small command.


But then something bad had happened,

Something really cruel,

He got his vocal cords ripped out,

and it wasn't very cool.


Things went downhill and got bad,

He sobbed and cried unending,

What could I do to end that?

My mind had started bending.


Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this?

Everything is broken!

Fix, fix, fix, gotta clean up this,

What a great big heavy burden!


My only friend is getting sadder,

He thinks of suicide,

But when I try to make him gladder,

he always sobs and cries.


I have lost my closest friend,

He's now become a shell,

Crying, wailing to no end,

I'm surprised he hasn't felled.


But now I've found a new friend,

and that one is you,

Sadly I've eaten gerbils to no end,

So I need better food.


Your death is slow and it hurts

Truly a horrid sight

But at least it can't be any worse

It's a noble sacrifice.


Fix, fix, fix, what to make of this,

everything is broken, Fix, fix, fix, gotts clean up this,

What a great big heavy burden!

Relationships

Nightmare Lurk- Anti-LIR is very good friends with him.

Both VIRs- Anti-LIR sees both VIRs as toys, and often insults them from shadows and moving too quickly to be stopped. He once called Vax's VIR a "walking rock with anger issues".  However, Anti-LIR is fond of Vex's VIR.

S.C.O.P.E.R- Anti-LIR is good friends with him as well. 

Gerbils- Anti-LIR likes to eat gerbils, but when he can't he gets very, very mad, and ends up smashing something.

LIR- Anti-LIR and LIR used to hate each other, but after thinking about the possibility that they'd both die if one killed the other, they decided to become best friends, much to both of their master's dismay.

Adaptation to the Space Station

Anti-LIR is very good at navigating the labrynth of passages in the space station that he and Nightmare Lurk call home. When he allows himself to, he is seen crawling on the walls or above the exposed pipes in the ceiling. He uses his extensive knowledge of the place to figure out the best way to eat an intruder, such as crawling upside-down under the platform his prey's on, and then grabbing the legs and lifting the intruder up. As he does these "plans", he loves to sing insane songs or recite poems to his food. Sometimes his plans are sneaky and creepy, and sometimes they are somewhat comical, such as generating a crate and dropping it onto the intruder's head, or changing a wall into a mirror and morphing himself to look like the person walking by the mirror, then grabbing the person as he/she crosses the mirror.