Lurk is riding in some stolen random ship as usual*
10:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doo dee doo doody gonna visit Menami doody doo
Lurk:Say Zav where was that station again?
The ship begins flying toward the station*
Lurk:Huh. look at that.
Darrz: :I
The ship begins flying headfirst into the station*
10:03Invader JibZav: Uh
Zav: Last tiem I checked it was a few inches from here
Zav: Wait HOLY-
10:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait a sec why is the station getting bigger and bigger-
10:04Invader JibZav: *Pushes the wheel, barely turning the ship*
10:04Mysteriousjillguy
The ship steers to the right*
Lurk:w-WOAH
Lurk:That was close-
An asteroid randomly flys in knocking the ship*
Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
An alarm blairs*
Lurk:QUICK
Lurk:EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT
zeerk:How is that going to save us-
Lurk:Wait when did you get here-
10:06INVADER VEX
In front of the ship, There's a small, grey Irken information relay center, covered in satellite dishes and sensory material. Inside they can see Irkens curiously watching the spinning ship*
10:06Mysteriousjillguy
The ship crashes into some hangar in the station*
The ship emits smoke*
10:06
The airlock on the hangar closes behind them*
10:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Twitches*
Lurk:My SPINNEE
10:07Invader JibZav: Make sure the log says this wasn't my fault at all
10:07MysteriousjillguyDarrz:How is it we always survive crashes like this
zeerk:Lurk you're an AWFUL driver
Lurk:*is out of the ship*
zeerk:...sigh
10:07INVADER VEX
The door into the interior of the station opens. Commander Thresh walks out to them with his mask on and a rifle in his hands*
10:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH HI-uh..what was your name again.
Darrz:HEY Y'KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CALL AVERII MMHMM YEP
10:08Invader JibZav: Oh, commander Thresh *Makes a hand gesture pointing at the others*
10:08INVADER VEXThresh: Commander Thresh. And You're Lurk. I take it you're here to see Menami. Well, she isn't here.
10:08MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Takes out a communicator and dials Averii's phone number*
zeerk:Didnt Menami have the day off today? Yeaaahh
Lurk:WH-
10:09INVADER VEXThresh: ... *puts his rifle on his back and looks behind him at a bunch of confused soldiers*
10:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT IS THIS?!
Lurk:I DROVE ACROSS 15 STAR SYSTEMS AND
Lurk:Eh
Darrz:OH GOD
Darrz:AVERII ISNT ANSWERING HIS PHONE
Darrz:HES DEAD
Darrz:NOOOOOOOOO
10:10INVADER VEXThresh: ...
10:10MysteriousjillguyDarrz:IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!
Darrz falls onto the ground banging it with his fists*
10:11INVADER VEX
Scythe slides into the room and falls over, screaming and banging on the ground next to Darrz*
10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..
zeerk:...scythe what are you doing
10:11INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! Stop it.
10:11YourFavoriteFangirl(i like scythe
10:11INVADER VEXScythe: It's what all the cool kids are doing!
Scythe: ALL. OF. THEM.
10:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*looks at Scythe,disturbed*
Lurk:I wonder if I can drag Mario over here.
Lurk takes out his convient always present somehow communication device that doesnt resemble a phone at all*
Lurk:*Dials Marios number*
10:13
10:13Mysteriousjillguy
A recording of hatbot gurgling comes out of the phone*
10:13Invader JibZav: Is there any reason I was needed on that FIVE HOUR DRIVE
10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *sneaks up behind Lurk and stares at Mario's contact picture*
10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:DARN IT IT WENT TO VOICE MAIL
Lurk:=_o? *Looks at Scythe*
10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *waddles back over to Thresh*
10:13Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk slowly puts the totally not phone and shuffles away*
away*
Lurk:So uh..you guys got any food here?
10:14INVADER VEXThresh: Um. Yeah, sure.
Thresh: Follow me.
10:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*follows*
10:14Invader JibZav: *Follows Thresh*
10:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Continues trying to call Averii out of paranoia*
zeerk follows*
10:15INVADER VEXThresh: *walks through the door and through the hallway of soldiers* Back to work everyone! Those monitors aren't gonna look at themselves. Well... They have cameras.... But thats not the point!
The soldiers wander away back to work*
10:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait wut does he me zav
mean*
Lurk:WHERE IS THE FOOD?!
10:16INVADER VEXScythe: YOU'RE the food....
10:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:No
Lurk:Stop that
Lurk:Shame on you
10:16INVADER VEXScythe: Mmmmhhhmmm.
10:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Lurk has a point is there some kind of cafeteria? I'm hungry.
10:17INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah. Well. We have some... microwaved MRIs...
10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:MRIs?
10:17Invader JibZav: *Sigh* Darrz, he meant the other soliders had to go back to their jobs *in a very condescending voice*
10:17INVADER VEXThresh: And... A caffeine pill dispensary. You can crush them up and put them in your food....
10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEE?
10:18Invader Jib
late reply
10:18INVADER VEXThresh: It's like... a plastic bag of food that you microwave.
10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepth
Lurk:You got any burgers?
Darrz:A burger to surpass Commander Thresh
Lurk:...What
10:18INVADER VEXThresh: We have a hamburger casserole MRI. But Scythe ate half of it so you dont really want it
10:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepgth
Lurk:Hm
Lurk:Well I guess I could go look at your telescopes or observatory, you guys got anything like that?
10:19INVADER VEX
They get to the cafeteria, which is basically just a small room with a table and two microwaves*
10:19Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Wow this cafeteria is AWESOME.
Darrz:I know right
Lurk:..:I
10:20Invader JibZav: Yeah uh *narrows eyes at lurk* you might wanna send someone to make sure he doesn't break anything
10:20INVADER VEXThresh: Yep. *takes out a shiny foil bag and puts it in a microwave*
10:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why would I break anything-
Lurk accidentally hits a microwave causing it to fall over*
Lurk:...It was already broken.
10:21INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk!... *Groans* Ok. Zav, take him up to the sensory recon room. And.. Don't let him touch anything
Lurk:Hey..uh..I see some weird blobs coming toward the station..
10:28INVADER VEX
Thresh climbs up into the booth
Thresh: Let me look. Could be nothing
10:28Invader JibZav: Weird blobs?
10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:THEY MIGHT INTER DIMENSIONAL HORRORS FROM THE DIMENSION OF HORROR17
zeerk:What a creative and descriptive name.
10:29INVADER VEX
Thresh looks through the digital telescope* *There are two sets of coordinates that are circled in red, and they are moving across the space station's side*
Thresh: Hm. I have no idea what that is...
Thresh: *on his radio* Fire a shot at enclosed coordinates. Just one. Mark any course correction not predicted by monitoring software.
10:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Everyone get some supplies and prepare for the eldritch apocalypse. *Puts on a construction hat with garlic taped to it*
10:31INVADER VEX
A green beam of plasma rips through space and through one of the blobs. It stops where it is and looks like it's boiling in space*
Thresh: Uh... That's probably not good.
10:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Huh?
Darrz:*Continues to attempt to call ave*
10:33INVADER VEX
The other blob starts to boil, and five pin-shaped, weird looking objects burst out of them and fly right at the station.*
Thresh: Oh crap! Fire all weapons at those... Things! Right now!
10:34Invader Jib
many soldiers activate various weapons*
10:34INVADER VEX
Ten bursts of green lasers fly right at the objects- they swerve and dodge the lasers with incredible precision*
10:35INVADER VEX
One of the objects explodes, and shrapnel flies towards the station, breaking out a window and tossing three irkens into space*
10:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH!
Darrz:*Bangs on his communicator for Ave to answer*
Darrz begins spazzing out*
Darrz:GFDHRTGHRTGJRTGHJYGHJHGKHKKLLOOPOOUAUGHHUUH
10:35CravitusDarrz's Communicator beeped as someone finally answered.
10:35Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz yells into it*
10:36CravitusAve: "-What have I told you about trying to reach my through my personal number?"
10:36INVADER VEXThresh: Oh my- Ok! Lets... Uh.. Let's go kill those things. *takes out his rifle and seals his helmet* Oh by the way... The entire ship is a vacuum now except for this room. So do you guys have helmets?
Lurk:WE NEED A SHIP GET OVER HERE AND BRING YOUR ROBOT!
10:36CravitusAve: "What the hell have you done this time?"
10:37Invader JibZav: *Gets a helmet and puts it on*
10:37INVADER VEXThresh: Give me the comm!
10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:We're being attacked at some sort of irken military station by..uh..space..blobs
10:37Invader JibZav: I use these a lot
10:37Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk hands it to Thresh*
10:37INVADER VEX
the ships smash into the station, knocking them around
10:37CravitusAve: "Who am I speaking to!?"
10:37Invader JibZav: *Tumbles*
10:37Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Puts on his bubble helmet*
Lurk and Darrz stumble*
10:37CravitusAve: "Darrz? Are you still there?"
10:37INVADER VEXThresh: This is commander Thresh. If you are Irken military personel, these are our coordinates. Please come quickly, we need immediate evac
personnel
10:38CravitusThe communicator began a flat tone, and the connection died.
10:39INVADER VEXThresh: Ah, crap, it's dead. *hands the comm back to Darrz. Ok... Let's get down there, maybe I can get to the hangar and get us a ship
there's a huge bang on the hatch below them*
10:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Okie Dokie
Darrz opens the hatch*
Darrz:Hello?
Lurk:*Facepalm*
10:40INVADER VEX
Scythe flies into the room
10:40Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk activates his bubble helmet*
Lurk:Oh it wasnt some space blob come to eat our souls.
10:40INVADER VEXScythe: Pretty close though... Amiright?
10:41Invader JibZav: *Activates his helmet, and jumps into the hatch*
10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Not really.
10:41INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah... not really. Ok, lets go
10:41Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts mechanian robotic tenetacles and climbs down the hatch*
10:41INVADER VEX
thresh jumps down and into the zero-g area below them
10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:So uh...scythe..what did you see down there-
zeerk floats*
zeerk:Woah
Darrz spins around*
Darrz:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lurk:QUIT FOOLING AROUND DA-oh hey this is kinda fun
10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Normal stuff... Crappy food... Giant cyborg abominations build with the sole purpose of our destructuion
10:42Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk floats around*
10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Stuff like that
10:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
A dotian appears from an open hatch nearby, it jumps onto Lurk*
10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Well... I guess its not that giant
10:43Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk punches it in the face*
Dotian:*Hiss*
10:43INVADER VEXThresh: *grabs the thing and shoots it through its head*
10:43Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts a mechanian tenetacle and slams it away*
The sounds of more dotians is heard from the nearby hatch*
10:44Invader JibZav: *Readies guns*
10:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oop...
10:44INVADER VEXThresh: These are... Dotians... But they aren't... what in the world..? *looks over to the hatch and puts up his rifle*
10:44Mysteriousjillguy
Dotians fly into the room, making gurgling noises*
Lurk:*Takes out a plasma disc launcher and shoots at the dotians one by one*
10:44INVADER VEXThresh: OH DANG! *shoots into the room, hitting some of them with bolts of plasma*
10:44Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz screams,covered in some*
10:45INVADER VEXScythe: *is sitting in a corner spinning around really fast and vomiting*
10:45Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts mechanian weapons from his PAK and fires at them*
10:45Invader JibZav: *shoots them rapidly, slowly moving across the room*
10:45Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk kicks one away and hits another with his gun*
zeerk:THERES TOO MANY
More dotians come into the room*
10:45INVADER VEXThresh: *vomit flies onto his neck* Eugh! What the heck, scythe! *hits a dotian away with his gun*
Thresh: Um... You guys get to an airlock! I'll go get a ship and meet you outside
10:46Invader JibZav: *Punches one of the dotians as it flies into the wall*
10:46Mysteriousjillguy
A loud insane gibberish is heard, a pink laser flies out of the hatch, vaporizing several dotians*
Draxx:I AINT DYIN TODDEYYYY *Holding a laser cannon*
10:46Invader JibZav: *Tries to "swim" towards an airlock
10:46INVADER VEX
thresh kicks off of a wall and flies past some dotians and into another room*
10:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:GASP,ITS-uh..what is your name
10:46Invader JibZav: How did-
10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:THE BURGERS LED ME HERE
10:47INVADER VEXScythe: lol zav you cant swim in space. Git gud
10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:A BURGER TO SURPASS THE GEAR IS A GOOD BURGER
Lurk:..Ok
Lurk:Where the heck is the airlock again? *pushes away a floating dead dotian*
10:47Invader JibZav: Well uh...I don't know what you call this
10:48Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Huh?
10:49INVADER VEXScythe: ... *pushes a button on a wall and opens a door into the bridge of the station. It's full of dotians, along with an enormous four-armed creature yelling at them in an alien gibberish*
10:49Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk bounces off a dotian and heads for the door*
Lurk shooots at the dotians,angrily screaming*
10:49INVADER VEXScythe: I found the party. It's over here. *points through the door as fifty dotians rush through space towards them*
10:49Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk boosts forward with mechanian jetpacks and sprouts a mechanical fist,hitting the creature*
Lurk:Mother of Irk Scythe-
10:50Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk slams the creature down with his robotic fist*
10:50Invader JibZav: *Heads into the door*
10:51INVADER VEXScythe: *extends his plasma blade gauntlets and holds them in an x in front of him. Dotians can't slow down and hit his two blades, sending chunks of them everywhere*
10:51Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx vaporizes some dotians with his cannon*
Lurk:EUAGH SCYTHE WATCH IT-
A dotian bites Lurk,grumbling*
Lurk kicks it off*
10:51Invader JibZav: I haven't got to shoot something in a while, so eh *Fires at some of the dotian heads*
10:52Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Guys I could use help with this huge muscular alien.
10:52INVADER VEXScythe: eheheh. *a tiny orb of dotian blood floats through the room and hits the four armed commander, who seems to be reconfiguring the data sets for the station*
zeerk continues hitting the commander with his robotic fist*
10:53INVADER VEX
The commander grabs Zeerk and tosses him to the wall. He seems to be wearing magnetic boots*
10:53
10:53Mysteriousjillguyeerk:AUGH
10:53Invader JibZav: *Stabs some of the dotians with a knife*
10:54INVADER VEX
the commander walks through the room, shoving some dotian corpses aside, and into another room. There's a computer board soldered to the control station, broadcasting a new signal from the station*
10:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:AFTER THAT SPIDER ALIEN GUY!
10:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk's jetpack comes out, he boosts forward*
10:55INVADER VEXScythe: Uh. Okaaay. *floats through but gets smashed back by the hundred or so dotians flying around randomly
10:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk flies into the other room*
10:56INVADER VEX
the commander closes the door, leaving him with Lurk alone in the room, which has one of the dart-like ships in it*
10:56Invader JibZav: How am I supposed to-
10:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS PAIN YOU WRETCH *Aims his plasma disc launcher*
Lurk:Uh..
zeerk:!
zeerk:LURK!
10:56INVADER VEXCommander: Phh.... *walks over to the ship, getting into it, not even noticing Lurk*
10:57Invader JibZav: *Desperately stabs the dotians as they try to overpower him*
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk retracts his mechanical fists and attempts to break down the door with his spider legs*
zeerk:WE NEED THIS DOOR OPEN
Draxx fires his cannon at the door,making a small hole in it*
10:57INVADER VEXCommander: *in garbled english* You should... leave... Or you will die, yes?
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
The chunk from the hole floats away*
Draxx:YERUUHHOHGGBAUGH
Draxx shoots his cannon at the ship*
Lurk:NO...instead..it is...YOU...who...will be the one...who is going..to....DIE
Draxx:*Claps*
10:58INVADER VEXCommander: Phhh *Pulls the ship out of its stuck place in the hull. What little air remains flies out of the room, pushing Lurk out into space*
10:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHHHHHH!
Lurk:GUYS! CATCH ME!
10:59Invader JibZav: YEAH I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW *Trying to get out of dotian arms*
10:59INVADER VEX
scythe flies out of the hole and grabs lurk*
Scythe: I got you bro. *scythe is now also floating out into space*
11:01Invader JibZav: *Runs to the end of the hall*
Zav: *Tries to pull the doors open*
11:01INVADER VEX
A very damaged spittle runner sputters alongside Lurk and Scythe. Thresh is inside, and about ten dotians are clinging to the outside*
11:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO! ITS THE SPACE DEMONS!
Lurk:Oh wait is some ships. Neat.
11:01INVADER VEXThresh: .... Woah.
11:01Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk climbs through the tiny hole and jumps into space*
draxx and darrz follow*
11:02INVADER VEX
they all hit the spittle runner*
11:02Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk grabs scythe and lurk and bumps into the spittle windshield*
11:02
11:02INVADER VEXThresh: Is this... The guy we were on comms with? *points at the large ship outside of where they are*
11:03MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Yeh
Draxx:Issa Ave
11:03CravitusA sidehatch on the ship hissed open silently, and a one-eyed helmet and it's owner poked out.
11:03INVADER VEXThresh: Cool... Cool... *waves at the figure*
11:04CravitusAve: "...Did I miss something?" He stared at the partially-wrecked station.
11:04INVADER VEX
Some dotian climbs up ontop of the ship and starts to kick Scythe, but then floats off into space*
11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes,
Lurk shoots the remaning dotians with his plasma disc launcher*
11:04INVADER VEX
The spittle runner slowly floats next to Ave's ship*
11:04Invader JibZav: Wait are we supposed to be in space-*Stabbing a dotian*
11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Bubble helmets,zav.
zeerk:Yeh
zeerk enters the side hatch of ave's ship*
Lurk:You think we can dock the spittle on your ship Ave?
11:05CravitusAve glanced at the damaged ship for a moment.
Ave: "It can be done."
11:06INVADER VEXThresh: May it be done?
11:06CravitusAve looked inside his own vessel. Ave: "Mit, docking sequence, if you'd please."
11:06Invader JibZav: *Floats through space onto Ave's ship*
11:06CravitusThe ship maneuvered around, and docked the other hatch to the Spittle Runner.
11:07INVADER VEXThresh: *gets out of the Spittle Runner and goes through the hatch.*
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
A loud roar is heard*
11:07CravitusAve: "What was that, and why, through the vacuum of space, did I hear it?"
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
A loud rumbling comes from the station*
11:08CravitusAve picked up his railgun, and looked out at the station.
11:08INVADER VEXScythe: *roars at the station*
11:08Mysteriousjillguy
A large dotian covered in cybernetics bursts out of it, flinging its tenetacles*
Lurk:WHAT-
11:08Invader JibZav: *Goes in the hatch*
Zav: Gee that..I didn't need to see that
11:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHOOT IT
Lurk:SHOOOOOT ITTTT
11:08INVADER VEXThresh: Woah. that's... um.
11:09Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:this is why you shouldnt make genetically engineered mutants-
11:09CravitusAve: "Light 'em up!"
11:09Mysteriousjillguy
The blob flies onto the ship,roaring*
Dotianblob:EMPLEH
11:09CravitusAve began firing at the thing, and his ship's engines protested as it tried to maneuver with the spittle runner still attached.
11:09Invader JibZav: *Shoots rapidly*
nvm
11:10INVADER VEXScythe: I put a ton of armed explosives under my bed in case I had a night terror.... I could just blow that guy up real quick if you guys want
11:10Mysteriousjillguy
The blob speaks in a distorted voice*
11:10CravitusA tall machine clambered out of the side hatch, and roared back at the blob.
11:11INVADER VEXScythe: Hel u pleez? Ok! *pushes a button on his gauntlet and the thing explodes, sending huge chunks of metal and flesh all over the ship*
help
11:11Mysteriousjillguy
The blob splodes*
Lurk:welp
11:11CravitusBLU: "Threat eliminated."
11:11Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx and darrz get into the ship,along with Lurk*
zeerk:Wait shouldnt there be some survivors on the station..should we look?
11:13CravitusAve: "Introductions? Explanation of why a blob just tried to eat my ship?"
11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well uh..apparently these dotians are cyborgs or something
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11:13INVADER VEXThresh: Zeerk is right though- bring the ship around and check for survivors.
11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:And the evil alien spider guy was commanding them I think he had a russian accent or something
11:14CravitusAve: "Forget I asked. Mit, do what the Commander said."
11:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Anyway I would've totally kicked his thorax if he hadnt got away.
11:14CravitusThe ship chirped in response, and began to try and maneuver around towards the station.
11:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEYYY
Darrz pulls out a poorly drawn picture of a dotian in crayon*
Darrz:DIS IS A DOTIAN OK
11:14INVADER VEX
as the ship turns around, Thresh walks up to Ave*
11:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:They came in the station like BOOM and then we shot them with TOTALLY RADICAL LASERS AND THEN-
11:15CravitusAve stared at the picture for a moment, his helmet as expressionless as his face.
Ave: "Riiiight."
11:15Mysteriousjillguy
20 minutes later*
Darrz:THEN A SLICE OF HAM CAME IN AND CHEWED ON THRESH'S BUTT AND THE STATION SPLODED! The end.
Lurk:...
Lurk:*looks outside in space*
11:15Invader JibZav: I'm uh...I'm pretty sure that didn't happen
11:16CravitusAve looked up from a datapad. Ave: "Oh, is he done talking now?"
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Yeah
11:16INVADER VEXThresh: That isnt what happened... Oh, wait! I see an escape pod, over there! .... Mit? Ship! Take us over there!
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Say uh...Ave..I dont remember you..
zeerk:Have we met?
zeerk:My name is zeerk.
11:16CravitusThe ship seemed to grumble in response, and flew over.
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I think you knew someone named Skabb, is that right?
Lurk:Oh you mean Mr.skrubb?
11:16CravitusAve shrugged. Ave: "I don't believe I've met you, though I know Skabb."
11:17INVADER VEX
The pod is spinning slowly. Thresh goes to a window and looks at it.*
11:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Funny. We met in a crazy situation where Skabb was sent on a mission to kill this weird space demon thing.
11:17INVADER VEX
The window on the front has been smashed in. There are three dotians floating inside eating an Irken*
11:17CravitusAve: "Sounds about right for his line of work."
Lurk:Eugh..
Lurk:Ave..look at the pod
11:18CravitusAve: "Hm?"
Ave poked his head out the side hatch, and gagged.
11:18Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk points at a monitor showing the dotians eating an irken*
11:18INVADER VEXThresh: Oh, that is nasty!
11:18Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:ew..
Lurk:I'm guessing everyone else is dead..
11:18CravitusAve: "Oh, merciful Tallest, I was not ready for that.
11:18MysteriousjillguyDraxx:I like cars.
11:18Invader JibZav: Woah-
11:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Vomits in a bag*
11:19CravitusAve: "Mit, prime Rex's guns, blow it up."
11:19INVADER VEX
The dotians turn and look at the ship... They push out of the pod and hit the engines of the ship*
11:19Invader JibZav: That..*gags*
Zav: Uh
11:19CravitusAve: "No! Get off!"
11:19Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz chucks the bag into space,blinding the dotians with vomit*
11:19CravitusAve growled, and took aim, picking off the dotians on his side.
11:19INVADER VEX
One of them grabs the outside of the ship and the other gets lodged inside the engine, squirming around inside the engine blades*
11:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:FIRE UP THE ENGINES SO THEY'LL FLY OFF
11:20CravitusAve: "What he said! Detach that damn spittle runner, too!"
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Huh but we need that just incase-
11:20CravitusShip: "Gimme a second!"
Ave: "You have half a second!"
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:How is the ship talking?
11:21CravitusThe engines flared, and the Spittle Runner was left behind as the ship accelerated.
11:21INVADER VEX
An engine blade hits the dotian inside and slices him in half- a huge chunk of metal inside his head bounces off of the side and hits the next blade, ripping it off of its hub*
11:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:MAGIC BEYOND THIS REALM'S COMPREHENSION
11:21INVADER VEX
the ship shakes violently*
11:21CravitusAve: "Mit! Damage report!"
11:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stumbles*
11:22INVADER VEXScythe: Mit says hes dead. abandon ship
11:22CravitusMit: "Port engine! Fuel Turbine's torn apart!"
Ave: "Cut the engines!"
11:22Invader JibZav: *Falls*
11:23CravitusThe ship stopped accelerating, but kept hurtling away from the Spittle Runner.
11:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:QUICK! Send out an SOS signal!
11:24CravitusAve climbed out of the port hatch, and his Spiderlegs deployed as he crawled to inspect the damage himself.
11:24INVADER VEXThresh: Damn. Well... We NEED to get back to Irk to report this. Put out a signal on an open frequency! Maybe someone'll pick us up.
11:25CravitusAve: "Alien corpse is painting what isn't torn metal."
11:26INVADER VEXThresh: So, your portside engine can't cycle fuel... Great. Any signal yet? ... Mit..?
11:26CravitusAve glanced to the other engine for a moment.
Mit: "Signal transmitting, but I have no idea if it's being received by anything yet."
Ave peered into the Starboard Engine cautiously, rifle pointed in.
11:28CravitusAve: "Starboard's clear, at least."
Lurk:SO AVE WANNA HEAR SOME WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES?
11:48CravitusAve: "Kinda busy here."
11:48INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... He's scouting the inside of a broken NLS engine. Just leave him be for a second
11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh ok.
Darrz looks out the window*
Darrz:This is boring.
Draxx:I can eat your face flesh. Would that be fun?
Darrz;No.
11:48CravitusAve looked to the Escape Pod.
11:48Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx falls over for no apparent reason*
11:48CravitusAve: "Should we try to salvage anything from that pod?"
11:48Invader JibZav: Yeah that's...that's a pretty bad idea
11:49INVADER VEX
Darrz sees a small burst of light from the window he's next to*
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:Probably not.
Darrz:MY EYEESSSSS
Lurk:Huh?
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:That light is only barely visible..
Darrz:Oh.
11:49INVADER VEX
a blue and green flash blares outside of the ship, sending out pulsing waves*
11:49CravitusAve: "What's with all the ye-"
11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh Arnold or whatever your name was theres a weird light out in space
11:50INVADER VEX
a wave hits the ship and slams Ave around in the engine*
11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH
11:50INVADER VEXThresh: Woah! What was that?!
11:50Invader JibZav: It's probably a safe bet they aren't friendly
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk stumbles*
11:50CravitusAve: *Incomprehensible shouting*
11:50MysteriousjillguyDraxx:HORRAY FOR QUICK DEATH!
Darrz:Maybe they just want some cupcakes?
11:51CravitusAve: "HOT! HOTHOTHOT-"
11:51INVADER VEX
Another pulse hits the ship, and then an enormous brown ship bursts out of Near-light-speed travel*
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hey! Did you find my secret stash?! THOSE COMICS ARE FOR ME TO CALL HOT
Lurk:Oh look at that
Lurk:Anyway
11:51INVADER VEX
The light streaks out behind the ship as it turns and heads direcly towards the small Irken ship*
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:AVE YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY STASH
11:52CravitusBLU shot an emotionless stare at Lurk.
11:52INVADER VEXThresh: Let's hope these guys got our distress beacon... And didn't come to kill us
11:52CravitusAve screeched, and tried to claw his way out of the engine.
11:52MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Distress Bacon? I like bacon.
11:53CravitusAve: "MIT! DO NOT FIRE THE STARBOARD ENGINE!"
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh..robot..your master Alfred sounds like hes in trouble.
Darrz:Who is Mitt?
11:53INVADER VEX
the large ship fires its engines and hovers above Averii's ship*
11:53CravitusMit: "I'm the ship."
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD THE SHIP IS HAUNTED
11:53CravitusMit: "Kinda."
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk pours yellow goat milk on the control panel*
Lurk:BEGONE DEMON!
11:54CravitusMit: "Quit that-"
BLU smacked Lurk upside the head.
11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ow.
11:54Invader JibZav: Uh Lurk I think you're committing murder
11:54INVADER VEXThresh: Stop it! Stop! *points up at the brown ship as a large hangar door opens*
11:54CravitusBLU stared at Lurk, and picked him up by his head, holding him above the ground cautiously.
Mit: "You can't kill what's already dead, can you?"
11:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurks hair seems to make dents in BLU's hand*
Lurk:This is kind of uncomfortable
11:55INVADER VEXThresh: Robot. Stand down. Ship... try to contact the ship above us
11:55CravitusMit: "Attempting."
11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:SHIPCEPTION
Lurk:Stop that
11:56CravitusBLU stared at Thresh. BLU: "This individual was damaging this vessel."
BLU: "Further damage is... Undesirable."
11:56Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sits in a chair,asleep*
zeerk:H-huh..whu..Menami?
11:56CravitusAve: "What's that about a ship above-ohnevermind..."
11:56Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Is it time for breakfast..?
zeerk:Huh?
11:57Invader JibZav: Um..how did you get in here?
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Why is there a huge ship outside
11:57CravitusMit: "Uh, they made weird noises and i think they barked at me."
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I've been with you guys this whole time,remember?
11:57CravitusMit: "Is that good?"
11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Maybe... I have no idea what race this ship is owned by
11:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:They might be astral hounds.
11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Probably not though...
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Going to ignore that
11:58CravitusMit: "Lead, you out of Rex's engines yet?" Ave: "Yes"
A transmission comes up on the radio consisting of strange otherworldly squeals and barking noises*
Lurk:SFGDHRFHGJHJLOIYAUGH-
12:11INVADER VEX
Thresh: *walks up to the radio* Um.... Hi.. We're gonna... Go into your ship
MysteriousjillguyRadio:"Ok"
Lurk:...what
12:11INVADER VEX
the aliens start to look really freaked out and they cut the transmission*
12:11CravitusAve climbed back in through the port hatch.
He looked into the cockpit.
12:11INVADER VEXThresh: Weird... Ok, Mit. Fly us up into the hatch, please
12:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say wheres scythe-
12:12CravitusMit: "Affirmative."
12:12MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Are you magik,mistur ship person?
12:12CravitusThe ship's remaining, functional engine lit up, and they flew up.
12:12CravitusAve: "Who poured that yellow junk over my control panel?"
12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: come help me science the hell out of something
( vex: no i already did that earlier
12:13Cravitus(darn it matt damon
12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: science
vex:nO
12:13Cravitus(possibilities of people getting krev's reference: minimal
12:13Mysteriousjillguy(yep
( airhorn violin theme.mp3
12:20Mysteriousjillguydraxx:ARE YOU MAGIK MISTUR SHIP?!
12:21YourFavoriteFangirl(she is
(but shes really smart
(vex and ran should go math everything
12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:...do you have any....
Draxx:...baby feet
12:21Invader JibThough come to think of it that's probably because i know her entirely from fanworks
12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*looks around*
Draxx:If ye got any baby feet just gimmie em no one'll know
Draxx:DO YOU HAVE BABY FEET?
12:21Invader JibZav: Uh..I don't think anyone has baby feet
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Ew, no. So... The aliens looked pretty freaked out by us.
12:22CravitusMit connected to Ave's helmet-comm. Mit: "Can we throw this one out the airlock?"
12:22Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx stares at the computer screen intently*
12:22CravitusMit: "Please?"
12:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
Lurk:Draxx's insanity is entertaining.
12:22CravitusAve: "That's a negative."
12:22Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk threw a bag of chips at Draxx*
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Entertaining isnt the right word, Lurk
12:22MysteriousjillguyDraxx:GRGHGGJG *tears open the bag*
12:22CravitusMit disconnected from Ave's helmet.
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: More like... Brutally annoying.
12:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:MENTAL DISORDERS SURE ARE FUNNY HA!
zeerk:Are we going to land in the ship hangar or what?
12:23CravitusMit: "I'd ask why you can hear a private communication inside of a sealed helmet, but whatever."
12:23INVADER VEXThresh: But anyway. *Walks up into the cockpit as the ship rises into the hangar and the enormous hangar doors close beneath it*
12:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Oh good
Lurk walks out of the ship first*
12:24INVADER VEXThresh: By the way... Don't do anything stupid, guys. If you can help it
12:24CravitusThe ship hovered, and deployed landing gear as the cabin filled with air again.
12:24INVADER VEX
One of the aliens points at Lurk and screams, and five other aliens rush over, holding huge rifles*
12:24Invader JibZav: *Jumps into the hanger doors*
12:24CravitusAve: "No need to tell me, though..." He glanced at Darrz, then Draxx."
Ave: "Should I be concerned with the armed men?"
12:25INVADER VEXthresh: Crap. Well, not doing anything stupid lasted all of five seconds. Lurk.. Do these guys know you?
12:25Mysteriousjillguy
Tall brown aliens with 4 sprawled out legs on the bottom of their torsos appear, they appear to holding things with their mandibles,they have 5 red eyes and verticle jaws with human esque teeth*
Alien:Xfgfhhklorp ffhbvbBLOpROChuiIUOPpP?
Alien2:GHhHJlOOpp hGHLoPNOrOpoiCHOJJiio
12:25INVADER VEXThresh: ...
12:26CravitusAve: "Welp, so much for universal translators."
12:26Mysteriousjillguy
THe aliens voices seem to constantly change in pitch*
12:26INVADER VEX
more and more aliens pile into the room, all of them holding some sort of weird gun*
12:26CravitusAve: "I'm not liking this."
12:26Invader JibZav: This seems uh...extremely bad
12:26INVADER VEXThresh: Seriously lurk. What's the deal?
12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH! You're the guys I stole mail from a few weeks ago
12:26Invader JibZav: Not trying to be a jerk here but uh...if they have a problem with lurk, they MIGHT just take him and leave us alone.
12:27CravitusBLU peered out, and stared indifferently.
12:27Mysteriousjillguy
Gas bombs roll over to the group,activating instantly*
Lurk:HuhHjmhj?
12:28CravitusAve: "This is why we wear helmets!"
12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Menami I dont want to go to sleep now-
Lurk faints*
12:28Invader JibZav: Btw uh, if one of his friends asked the aliens overpowered us and we couldn't help him
12:28CravitusHe raised his rifle, and tried to aim through the gas.
12:28Mysteriousjillguy
An alien holding a club hits ave in the head, knocking him out*
12:28CravitusAve: "Ungh-"
12:29CravitusBLU growled, and leapt at the Alien, throwing it into the crowd and sprouting various weapons.
BLU: "HOSTILE CONTACT."
12:29Mysteriousjillguy
Another alien fires a strange ray gun that causes BLU to malfunction*
12:29CravitusBLU: "SS-SYS-SHOCK-K-ERR-"
12:30INVADER VEXThresh: Whoa! *Trips off of the ship's deck. He slowly walks through the smoke, two lights on his helmet cutting through the blanket of smog, two red pistols raised*
12:30CravitusBLU collapsed, growing dim.
BLU: "-rorrr..."
12:30Invader JibZav: *Steps back on the hangar* *Shoots a couple of the aliens*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
More gas bombs roll over,activating*
12:30CravitusMit: "I think this is my cue to open fire."
12:30INVADER VEXScythe: OH YEEEEE *dives at Blu, hitting his head on Blu's chest and knocking himself out*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz closes his eyes,and everything goes to black*
Lurk:Aughh...
12:32Invader JibZav: *Slowly wakes up*
12:32INVADER VEX
They're sitting in a pitch black room*
12:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh..what did I do last night..
12:33INVADER VEX
there's a light on somewhere far away, but it's behind enormous steel bars*
12:33MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WHY IS IT SO DARK! This is spooky.
12:33INVADER VEXThresh: *wakes up with a jolt* AH! Wh... What happened
12:33Invader JibZav: *Eyes slowly widen*
Zav: Oh uh..*looks at the bars* oh no..
12:34CravitusAve groaned, and remained on the ground.
12:34INVADER VEXScythe: Wow. Spooky stuff right? *extends his plasma blades and swings them at the metal bars*
12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...wheres zeerk?
Lurk:zeerk? Are you here?
12:34INVADER VEX
the bars become surrounded by a plasma barrier and shock scythe*
12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Great...
Lurk:They took zeerk...
12:35CravitusAve: "...Did someone get the number of that ship that hit me?"
12:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nice one liner.
Lurk looks through the bars*
12:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Guys..I think I see another cell..
12:36INVADER VEXThresh: Wh... Oh.
12:36CravitusAve: "...Cell?"
12:36INVADER VEXThresh: *looks out into the darkness where Lurk is pointing*
12:38CravitusAve: "Just what in the void do you plan on doing with that?"
12:38Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk fires it, a small black hole comes out,consuming the plasma barrier generator and some of the bars*
The black hole collaspes on itself pushing them back*
Lurk:I REGRET NOTHING-
12:38Invader Jib(*the bullet goes through a wormhole and hit jib's base
12:38INVADER VEXScythe: Would it be smart to touch that? I sort of want to
12:38Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk bumps into Thresh*
12:39CravitusAve: *Unintelligible*
He crashed into an inactive metallic chassis.
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
The bars are now distorted and bent*
12:39Invader JibZav" *A grenade flies out of his suit and into the blackhole*
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz touches a bar, it breaks*
12:39Invader Jib
Meanwhile, the grenade lands on jib's base, exploding
12:40INVADER VEXThresh: *points his flashlight through the bars, but the light is scrambled by the plasma shield* Well the shield is self-regenerative.
12:40Invader JibZav: Well uh..that worked much better than anyone thought it would
12:40CravitusAve groaned, rubbing his back sorely.
Ave: "A black hole gun? In this tiny room?"
Ave: "Common sense must be getting rare."
12:41INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk gets results, soldier. Common sense has not been the the thing that has kept him alive so long in so many unlikely situations. While I don't agree with his practices... They do work out.
12:42CravitusAve: "As long as it doesn't kill us." He sighed.
12:42INVADER VEX
a noise can be heard from down the hall, in the cell Lurk was looking at before*
12:43CravitusAve dropped into a low, evasive stance instinctively.
Ave: "What was that?"
12:43INVADER VEXThresh: Another prisoner, probably...
12:44Invader JibZav: ..
12:45INVADER VEX
A set of five orange lights starts to glow, and they can hear some clicking coming from that side of the room*
12:45
Ave fumbled around for a weapon on the ground instinctively, staring into the light behind his own helmet.
Lurk:I DONT NEED COMMON SENSE TO SURVIVE THRESH-
1:08Invader JibZav: Huh..does that actually work? Okay lurk, do something with that makes absolutely no sense.
1:08Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk slowly approaches the cell*
1:08INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... Be careful
1:08CravitusAve: "...Is anyone else gonna say something about the weird orange lights staring at us?"
Lurk takes out a plasma knife and cuts some wires near the cell,breaking the plasma field*
Lurk:Wow why didnt I use this earlier-
1:09INVADER VEX
they hear a shift and a scraping of metal, and the lights move away into the corner of their cell. There's another set of lights, two red ones, and they move close to each other*
1:10
Lurk cuts the bars with his plasma knife,causing them to break*
1:10
1:10Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk slowly approaches the light, knife in hand*
Lurk:Hello..?
1:11INVADER VEX
a huge burst of white light engulfs the room
1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGGHHHH
1:11Invader JibZav: *Covers his eyes*
1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out an alien bible*
Lurk:BEGONE EVIL CREATURES-
1:11CravitusAve: *Shouting, flailing*
1:11INVADER VEX
a tube of metal screams through the air, punching a hole through the side of the ship*
1:11Invader JibZav: I haven't seen this much light since uh..i forget
1:11Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk stumbles back*
1:11INVADER VEXThresh: It's a missile! Take cover
1:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:GAHHH
1:11INVADER VEX
Thresh dives into a corner
1:12Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz falls over into Draxx and zav,Draxx screams horribly*
1:12CravitusAve scrambled around on top of BLU's inactive chassis, and yelled incoherently.
1:12Invader JibZav: *struggles to get up*
1:12INVADER VEX
the missile rips through the ship and hits what is presumably the engine block, knocking them around and venting deadly gas into the room
1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough* ACK *wheeze*
1:12CravitusAve: "Not good, not good, not good!"
1:13Invader JibZav: If I die I want you two to know...it's completely your fault
1:13INVADER VEX
the ship starts to fall from the sky, towards a small desert planet, as another missile Rams into the hull
1:13CravitusAve's hands grasped BLU's chest panel, and yanked it open.
1:13Mysteriousjillguy
Meanwhile in the ship the aliens scatter and enter escape pods, the captain pushes other aliens to their deaths and enters his own with deluxe cupholders*
1:13CravitusAve: "Start button, start button... Where'd I put the start button?!"
1:13INVADER VEX
the second missile burns out and gets lodged in a hole right next to their cell, it's delay timer ticking loudly*
1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:If I die my last request is to strangle Jib one last time-
Lurk:AHHHHHH
1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Oh god... We have to jump out!
1:14CravitusAve: "Now is a very good time to leave!"
1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:FORGET WHAT I SAID EXPLODING IS PAINFUL-
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Come on! Quickly! *dives into the air*
1:14CravitusAve's fingers scrambled over the buttons in BLU's chest, and finally hit the power button.
1:14Invader JibZav: *Tumbles into the air*
1:14CravitusBLU: "ONLINE."
1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait but we'll hit the ground and stuff
Derpiestderparound has left the chat.
1:14INVADER VEX
scythe does a poorly executed cartwheel and flies out into the air
1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:That wuld hurt a lot
1:15INVADER VEXThresh: Blu should be able to fly us down to the ground! Just go
1:15CravitusAve: "BLU, WE ARE LEAVING!"
1:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Grabs Darrz and Draxx and jumps out*
1:15CravitusThe Machine didn't even glance at Ave as it shoved him off, closing it's chest cavity, and blowing a larger hole in the ship.
1:1
BLU grabbed onto Ave and whoever hadn't yet jumped, and leapt out.
1:16
1:16CravitusAverii cackled madly. Ave: "THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!"
1:17INVADER VEX
a huge chunk of molten debris knocks into BLU's right booster jet, crushing the turbine inside of it and making him and Ave spin wildly*
1:17CravitusBLU: "CATASTROPHIC FAILUREEE-"
1:17Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk spins around in the air,screaming*
Darrz eats a bag of space flavored space cookies whilst calmly falling to his doom*
1:17INVADER VEX
the two figures belonging to the red and orange lights dive out of the ship after the Irkens, the one with orange lights on its head rocketing down below the group of irkens before stabilizing*
1:18CravitusAve smacked BLU in the chest, and the robot took the action as a sign to release him.
1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD ITS THE LIGHT DEMONS WE'RE GONNA DIE-
1:18Invader JibZav: HEY GUY, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO KILL US, RIGHT?
1:18CravitusAve then tumbled off, plummeting a bit further.
1:18Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk throws a fionna doll at the familar figure, the whine of an annoying irken is heard*
Lurk:Wait a second...I know that SHRILL annoying voice
1:19INVADER VEXFigure: Irkens! *somehow communicating through their comm channel in a garbled, clearly modified voice* Come close! I have a parachute
1:19CravitusBLU shut down his right thruster, and shifted his remaining foot-jet in an attempt to compensate.
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Its not possible
1:19Invader JibZav: Uhh do we trust him?
1:19CravitusAve glanced at the crowd, and then the single figure.
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...I think one of them is Jib.
1:19INVADER VEXThresh: ... Crap... We need to get over there. It's our only chance!
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
Lurk:Kill Jib or die...
1:19CravitusAve: "I'll take my chances with myself, actually!"
1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *goes in close, hovering next to the first figure*
1:20Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx grabs Lurk and Darrz,growling, and moves toward the figures*
Lurk:*Taps on the figure that was hit with the doll*
1:20CravitusBLU tossed whatever passengers he had left at the figure, and shifted, slowing down.
1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:If you're jib I hate you.
1:20CravitusThe others plummet past him.
1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *pulls a cord off of his belt and hooks it on the figure's harness*
Figure: Hurry, the rest of you. Right now!
1:21Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk takes out one of his hairs and stabs it into the figure's boot,instantly giving him an iron grip on him*
1:21Invader JibZav: *Hooks onto the figure's harness*
Zav: I'm not sure it's Jib..we would've gotten an overly sarcastic response by now
1:21INVADER VEXScythe: *dives quickly next to the group, grabbing onto thresh and causing the group to spin*
1:21Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk holds onto the single needle like hair that seems to be stronger then metal*
1:21CravitusAve glanced at them one last time, and straightened himself out, perpendicular to the fast-approaching ground.
Ave: "Yeah, I'm good!"
1:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WE'RE GONNA GO SPLAT! HEHE
1:22CravitusHe activated his jetboots and slowed, pulling away from the rest of them.
INVADER VEXFigure: Agh..... *pulls off his grey cloak and pushes a button on a grey, teardrop shaped device mounted to his back*
1:23Invader JibZav: ...*Scratches his head*
1:23INVADER VEX
a huge white parachute deploys from the figure's back, ripping them out of free fall. the tethers between the figure and the Irkens strain under the pressure
the other figure, dressed in a red set of armor, has also deployed his chute, and is floating slowly above them*
1:24Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk isnt affected by the change in force from the parachute at all due to the single hair hes holding onto*
Lurk:*Emotionless expression*
1:25CravitusAve: "Come on, come on..." He muttered; jetboots weren't as effective at sudden stops, and he still sailed downwards.
Meanwhile, BLU fell like a feathery rock, floaty, but still pretty fast.
1:25INVADER VEX
the cable between thresh and the figure snaps, and he and scythe fall* *scythe grabs onto Lurk, straining both of their arms*
1:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGHHH
1:26INVADER VEXScythe: AAAAAGGGHHHHhhh!
1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU'RE GOING TO DISLOCATE MY ARM! LET GO!
1:26CravitusAve looked up to the group. Ave: "And THAT'S why I didn't take the chute!"
1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Angry gibberish*
1:26INVADER VEXScythe: .... *lets go, falling through the air towards the ground*
1:26MysteriousjillguyDarrz:NOOO! SYTCHEEEYYYYYY
1:26INVADER VEXThresh: WHAT THE HELL, SCYTHE?!?
1:26Invader JibZav: I uh..I imagine we're pretty close to the ground by now
Zav: Wait..no
1:26CravitusBLU suddenly smashed through a sand dune at an angle, and a plume of sand and dust flew into the air.
1:27Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz activates his jetpack,boosting the group downward*
1:27INVADER VEX
thresh and Scythe are almost to the ground*
1:27Mysteriousjillguy( ill admit the what the hell scythe was pretty funny-
1:27CravitusAve glanced up at the incoming pair.
1:27INVADER VEXThresh: Ave! A little help?
1:27Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz grabs onto scythes foot*
1:27Invader JibZav: Wait darrz I think-
1:27CravitusAve: "Ohcrap-"
The two smack into Ave, and he grabs on, spiraling a bit, his Jetboots straining against the weight.
1:27INVADER VEX
scythe's foot dislocates and they continue to fall*
1:28Mysteriousjillguy
The group crashes downward toward ave fueled by darrz's stupidity and his jetboots*
1:28CravitusAve: "Nononononono-"
1:28Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx bites onto scythe's foot holding on*
1:28INVADER VEXThresh: We're spinning too fast! Ave, come in sideways and slow us down!
1:29CravitusAve grunted, trying to adjust the jets.
1:29INVADER VEX
Scythe's foot twists, blood spilling out of his suit
1:29Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx activates his PAK jetpack,sending the group scattering*
1:29CravitusHis PAK sprouted thrusters, and slowed the spiral.
1:29Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk crashes into the sand*
Lurk:BBGHHL
1:29INVADER VEXThresh: *looks up at the rest of the group, floating down fairly slowly*
1:29CravitusAve: "What do you people eat?!"
1:29Invader JibZav: *Smashes into the sand*
Zav: In my defense, that wasn't my fault at all
1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Its a good thing Irkens are extremely conviently durable unlike stupid humans.
Lurk:Yep.
1:30INVADER VEXScythe: Other people! But this isn't the time!*bites into Ave's coat and they grab on, stabilizing in the air*
1:30CravitusAve: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!"
1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:THats just the beauty of totally legit biology and science, a miracle of evolution and genetics,why-
Darrz crashes into Lurk*
1:31INVADER VEXThresh: Whew.... Scythe... Good job...
1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY SPINEEEEE
1:31CravitusAve's jetboots were screaming at this point, attempting to keep them from smashing into the ground.
They were still gliding, however.
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1:31MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Can we jump off a ship next time? Only in space so we can burn up in the atmosphere?
Lurk:N O
Lurk pushes Darrz off*
Lurk stands up,grunting, spinal cracking noises are heard*
Lurk holds his back in pain, he looks around*
1:32CravitusAve and his passengers sailed backwards towards a sand dune.
Meanwhile, something broke away from the crashing vessel above.
Something burning.
1:32INVADER VEX
thresh and scythe are 20 feet off the ground, and they let go and roll down a hill to the rest of the group, flinging sand everywhere*
1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...we forgot about Zeerk-
1:32INVADER VEXThresh: Owch...
1:32Invader JibZav: ...who
1:32CravitusAve: "Wha-"
1:32Mysteriousjillguy
The ship crashes nearby,creating a huge explosion*
Lurk:....
1:32CravitusAve's Jetboots sent him plowing through the dune, unprepared for the sudden loss in weight.
1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stares at the explosion,wind pushing his hair back*
1:33CravitusHe tumbled out the other side, back-first.
1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:....Zeerk...
1:33Invader JibZav: -*Covers his mouth* Oh..
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1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Falls to his knees*
1:33INVADER VEX
the two figures, who are about twenty feet away, trailed by their huge parachutes, are looking into the sky at the ship, which is careening into the side of a hill*
1:33Invader JibZav: Yeah uh..tough luck.. or something..*Looks at some kind of scanner8
1:33Mysteriousjillguy"Oh hi guys"
zeerk appears injured a bit and his clothes is ruined*
Lurk:Oh you're alive.
Lurk:I wasnt sad at all.
1:34INVADER VEXScythe: I was sad. I cried. But... Only on the inside.
scythe's leg is drenched in pink blood at this point, and his foot is mangled*
1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doesnt that hurt a lot?
1:35Invader JibZav: Ouch..
1:35INVADER VEXScythe: Unbelievably, Yep. Mhm. Oh yes. *passes out on the ground*
1:35Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx twists his foot trying to copy Scythe for no reason*
Draxx:PAIN IS HILARIOUS
Draxx faints*
1:35INVADER VEXJust dropped two bars of signal
i think it's going out
1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well that happened. What should we do now.
Cravitus
The fireball overhead seemed to veer towards them, growing more noticeable and louder by the second.
Lurk:Oh look a fireball heading toward us-
zeerk:Run.
10:21INVADER VEXThresh: CRAP! *starts to sprint away from the fireball*
10:22MysteriousTriangleguy( is timing krebceptable or jibtastically bad
10:22Invader JibZav: *Runs*
10:22CravitusAve: *Tries to get out of sand, fails* "...You know what? I think I'm good where I am..."
10:23MysteriousTriangleguy
zeerk runs out of the way of the impending fireball,so does lurk*
10:23INVADER VEXScythe: Oh cool. *tries to run but his ankle dislocates again and he falls over*
10:23Cravitus
Suddenly, the fireball shoots a jet of flame forward, and begins to slow, the smoke dissipating*
10:23MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:OH MY IRKUS
Lurk:THE FIREBALL IS HAUNTED
Lurk:DIEE
10:23Cravitus
It's Ave's ship, red-hot and covered in soot*
10:23MysteriousTriangleguy
Lurk chucks a rock at it*
Lurk:Oh.
10:24INVADER VEX
The figure with the orange mask runs back, grabs scythe, and starts limping away from the fireball with him*
Long Time has joined the chat.
10:24Long Time(back
10:24Cravitus
The ship smacks into the ground, and rolls over once, then twice before coming to a halt*
10:24MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:That was spooky.
10:24CravitusAve: "...Is it over?"
10:24MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:I think so.
10:24CravitusAve: "I think there's sand up my shirt."
10:24INVADER VEX
it smacks into the figure with the orange mask, searing his back and knocking him into the ground*
scythe falls over and rolls down a hill*
10:25MysteriousTriangleguy
zeerk sprouts some robotic tentacles and pulls Ave out of the sand*
10:25INVADER VEXScythe: Ow. I think ankles arent supposed to do this... but maaayyyybe not
10:25CravitusAve: "Er, thanks."
10:25MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I still dont understand how you can do that zeerk-
10:25Cravitus
Ave shakes some sand out of his armor*
10:25MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well uh you see-
10:25INVADER VEXScythe: *stands up, balancing on one leg and sinking a little bit into the sandy hill*
10:25Invader JibZav: I wouldn't think about it too hard
10:25MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:ANYWAY
10:25CravitusAve: "Hey, my ship!"
10:26INVADER VEXScythe: Hey, I think that other guy is dead. Rip in pieces
10:26MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Pushes zav over and walks over to the ship*
10:26Cravitus
Ave puts a finger to his helmet's commset*
10:26CravitusAve: "Mit, you still in there?"
10:26MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:*Looks over to the mask guy*
10:26INVADER VEXScythe: Don't check to see if he's dead, I'll bury him
10:26CravitusMit: "I'm fine, but Rex's been a bit roasted, Lead."
10:27INVADER VEXScythe: *walks over to the figure in the mask and kicks him in the side*
10:27CravitusAve: "BLU, report in!"
10:27MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Walks over to the fire*
FIgURE*
10:27CravitusOver to the side, a sand dune shifted, and BLU burst out of it.
10:27CravitusBLU: "PRESENT."
10:28INVADER VEX
he is sort of squirming around and holding his back, which is smoking a little bit*
the figure
10:28Cravitus
Ave motioned towards the figure, and BLU nodded, marching with him*
Ave: "How is he?"
10:29INVADER VEXThresh: ... *peeks up over a hill and looks at the group. He starts to wander back*
10:29Cravitus
Ave picks up into a half-run, and then slides down towards the figure and ship*
Ave: "I said, how is he? Are they still breathing?"*10:29INVADER VEXFigure: Owwwww.... ghhhh.... *rolls over, his mask is a little bit dented and the lights are flickering on it
10:30MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Why is he wearing that weird mask..?
10:30CravitusAve: "Someone get that silly thing off of him, and get him away from the cannibal."
10:30INVADER VEX
the other figure wearing the mask is noticeably hiding a little bit behind the ship*
10:30CravitusAve: "Better yet, I'll do it."
10:31INVADER VEX
the figure grabs onto his mask a little bit but is weak*
10:31Cravitus
Ave finally makes it over, and crouches near them, dragging them a bit away from the ship*
10:31MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Hmm perhaps we should remove the mask to look for wounds?
10:31CravitusAve: "Agreed. Sorry 'bout this."
10:32INVADER VEXScythe: *looks over at Ave dragging the guy, drooling a little bit*
10:32Cravitus
Ave flicked the hand away, and began to pull the mask away*
10:32MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Backs away from scythe slowly*
10:32INVADER VEX
the figure resists, shaking his head a little bit*
10:32CravitusAve: "Come on, damn it...!"
10:33MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:*looks at the figure*
10:33INVADER VEX
the figure sighs, his head falling into the sand in defeat*
10:33Cravitus
Ave finally yanks the mask off*
10:33MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Wh-WAIT..WHAT
Lurk:Hm?
Lurk walks over*
Lurk:WHAT?! COULD IT BE?!
Lurk:NO
Lurk:ITS IMPOSSIBLE
10:34INVADER VEXScythe: Oh nvm. I won't eat him. he tastes bad, i would know. *walks away, a little bit disappointed
10:34MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:CARL?! IS THAT YOU?!
Lurk:Oh wait-
10:34Invader Jib
the figure noticeably cringes at what lurk's saying*
10:34MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Is that..Vex?
zeerk:How is he alive..?
10:35INVADER VEX
Vex sits up a little bit, looking at the group cautiously*
10:35CravitusAve: "Honestly I'd care more if I knew him, but regardless..."
Ave looks to Vex*
10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:wait a minute
10:35INVADER VEXThresh: ... Vex? But... You died! Like a year ago!
10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:If Vex is here..then that means
10:35INVADER VEX
thresh runs over to vex and kneels next to him*
10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*GASP*
Lurk:I KNEW IT!
10:35CravitusAve: "Just to check, you CAN hear us, right?"
Ave: "You can speak, breathe, all that?"
10:36INVADER VEXVex:... Yeah, yeah... Mostly
10:36MysteriousTriangleguy
Lurk tackles the other figure,pulling his mask off forcefully*
Lurk:I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUUU
10:36CravitusAve: "How injured are you-
10:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:JIIIBBB
10:36Invader JibOther Figure: No lurk, he's travelling with mutant beavers
10:36Cravitus
Ave looked back at Lurk*
10:36INVADER VEXVex: *coughs, and stands up with a grunt* Ugh.
10:36CravitusAve: "Damn it, man-"
10:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOU PIG FILTH! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL THE MONTHS IVE SPENT IN THE ASLYUM!
10:36INVADER VEXVex: *holds his ribcage, walking slowly over to Jib*
10:37Cravitus
Ave runs over, and tackles Lurk off of Jib*
10:37MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:But thats not important right now *Pushes jib over*
Lurk:GAUGH-
10:37Invader JibJib Agh
10:37CravitusAve: "Give 'em some space!"
10:37MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:But I just want to slit his neck-
LIRLIR has joined the chat.
10:37Cravitus
Ave rolled off of Lurk* Ave: "Too bad, do it later!"
10:37INVADER VEXVex: *grabs lurk by the shoulder and stands him up* Lurk... Where did you go? We thought that squid monster killed you? They imprisoned us for... a while?
10:38Invader JibJib: There's a lot to explain and should I be in the mood to give you anything at all, 90% of it will be left out for all of you
10:38MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh uh..the squid was an interdimensional tax collector.
10:38MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I got caught for tax fraud.
10:38CravitusAve: "Sucks to be him.."
10:38INVADER VEXVex: ... SERIOUSLY? *coughs* THEY NEARLY BEAT US TO DEATH BECAUSE OF THAT THING!
10:39MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well to be fair I was going to get help after I escaped
Lurk:But then uh
10:39INVADER VEXVex: And instead I can only assume you got sidetracked and left us to die?
10:39CravitusAve: "I'll just let you guys talk this out, mmkay?"
The ship is stuck in the sand at an odd angle, somewhat sideways; Ave climbed a dune, and stared at a door on the back of the ship* Ave: "Mit, open the cargo hatch, please?"
10:40Invader JibJib: Yeah lurk you can save the nonsensical excuses
10:40MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well I am insane.
10:40CravitusMit: "Workin' on it, Lead."
10:40INVADER VEXVex: *walks next to jib and puts his helmet back on* Yeah... That's the problem, lurk
10:40CravitusAve: "How's Lek, anyway?"
10:40MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Thats not important right now. We need to figure out what shot down that alien ship...
10:40CravitusMit: "...Sorta mad about the whole bumpy ride."
10:41MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I managed to get some help
10:41CravitusAve: "How're the flight systems, anyway?"
10:41MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:While I was dimension jumping from the space squid...he seems to be late..
10:41CravitusMit: "I can fix them, given time, but we aren't exactly going to make orbit easy."
Mit: "Even then, we've been hulled, so we'll be making a trip without cabin pressure."
10:42MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Hey Ave
Darrz:Why is your ship magic?
10:42CravitusMit: "I'm not magic, I"m just dead."
10:42MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Is it possesed by a hobgolin?
Darrz:*GASP*
Lurk:I KNEW IT
Lurk:DEMONNN
10:42CravitusAve: "Nah, just controlled by the PAK of a guy who loved blowing stuff up."
Mit: "I get to blow up more stuff this way."
10:43INVADER VEXVex: *walks over to Ave* So... Sorry, I don't know your name... But can I check your ship for salvage? We need to find some kind of civilization or transport. I can rig a radar system. Probably.
10:43CravitusAve: "I'd love to oblige, but SOMEONE'S taking their time with those doors."
10:43MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Wots his name?
Darrz:The ship
10:43CravitusMit: "Working on it... Why don't you have BLU open 'em?"
10:43MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Can we name him Carl-
10:43Cravitus
Ave motions for BLU to crack open the doors*
Mit: "You can't name me Carl, my name's already Mit!"
10:44MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Wow I just noticed this but Lurk you smell awful.
10:44CravitusMit: "You can't name Rex 'Carl', either!"
10:44MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOUR SENSE OF SMELLED IS FLAWED-
Lurk:*Tackles zeerk*
10:44INVADER VEXVex: *stands behind BLU, waiting for him to cut out the door*
10:52LIRLIRLIR: *Watches Vex* Remind me why you called me here?
10:52MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:You know pyhyscocolotronic isnt a word right?
10:52Cravitus
Ave climbs into the seat of his hovercraft*
10:53MysteriousTriangleguy
Darrz stands there,drawing an incredibly buff Jib with grotesquely large muscles,lighting bolts are all round him,text is below him reading "I AM PRETENDING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN"*
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10:53MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Mhmmmmm
zeerk:...:I
10:53INVADER VEXVex: *puts some of the machinery in Ave's hovercraft* Okay. We need this stuff at the top of a large hill. *points to a cliff overlooking the crashed corpse of the brown ship* That should do nicely
10:53Invader JibJib: Wait what do we need that stuff for again-
brb real quick
10:53CravitusAve nodded. Ave: "Right, be there in a sec.:
10:53MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well LIR I'm probably in great danger of dying so I guess if you're here we have a better chance of survival.
Lurk:Or something
10:54CravitusAve: "Hang on!"
INVADER VEXVex: Jib, it will use a couple of scanners to find radio and infrared signals. Should lead us to some sort of civilization.. If there even is any
10:54Cravitus
Ave swung the hovercraft around, and it's engines screeched as they spun up*
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat
10:55LIRLIRLIR: I suppose that works. *looks at the ship corpses*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:55MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hmmm
10:55Cravitus
The hovercraft takes off in an instant, and bolts toward the cliff*
The hovercraft stops in the distance, having arrived at the cliff*
10:57INVADER VEXScythe: *looks over Darrz's shoulder* I will purchase that work of art for one million monies.
10:57LIRLIRLIR: I hope it's not the wiggly people.
ysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:NO! THIS MUST REMAIN ISOLATED FROM THE PUBLIC
Darrz:FOR THE GLORY OF AVEEEEEEEEEEEEee
11:10INVADER VEXScythe: But darrz plz! I need it for my COLLLECCTIIOOOONNN
11:10MysteriousTriangleguy
Darrz runs away screaming*
11:10INVADER VEXScythe: *Chases him*
11:10MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:COLLLECCTIONNNN?
11:10Cravitus*Meanwhile, on the Cliff* Ave: "So, Vex, was it? How do you set this up?"
11:10INVADER VEXScythe: *falls over screaming*
11:10MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR! I'm bored. Can you make sum toast with your head?
11:10CravitusBLU: "I can toast things with my eye."
11:10LIRLIRLIR: I can try.
11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR is cooler then you.
11:11INVADER VEXVex: *gets out of Ave's hovercraft in the distance and starts stabbing metal sensor poles in the sand and arranging large radio antennae* Well.... I need to sync it with my PAK sensors, and it should be able to pick up radio waves and infrared signals.. And a variety of other things
11:11Cravitus
BLU shoots a laser from his eye at a patch of sand near the ship, and turns it to glass*
11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HE HAS A MOUTH WITH TEETH
11:11CravitusBLU: "My eye shoots lasers."
11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR can do that too.
11:11CravitusAve: "Doesn't sound too hard."
11:12LIRLIRLIR: *Red lasers appear over his head hologram style, turning a portion of air into a slice of bread. It falls into his head. A few seconds later, sizzling toast pops out*
11:12MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:...and apparently it makes bread
11:12CravitusAve: "Let's get this done quick, I'm pretty sure we don't want to be here if whoever downed that ship's still got their guns up."
BLU: "Noted."
BLU: "I am filled with nachos and nacho accessories."
11:12INVADER VEXVex: *gets back in Ave's hovercraft* all done. Would've been a lot harder, but... That ship is old, and has a lot of non-integrated parts.
Vex: Oh! Before we leave...
11:13CravitusAve: "Hm?"
11:13LIRLIRLIR: I can manufacture nachos and nacho accessories.
11:13MysteriousTriangleguy(but can they propane-
11:13Cravitus(i sense a disturbance in the vex
( PROPANE
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
11:14MysteriousTriangleguy( AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES
11:15
Vex: *gets out and grabs a large flat piece of hull from the crashed ship* We can make a sled behind the hovercraft. I would say its because we don't have enough room, but... While that may be true, I mostly just dont want to ride with Scythe or Darrz...
11:32CravitusAve: "I hear ya."
11:33MysteriousTriangleguy
LIR falls over suddenly limp*
11:33CravitusAve pressed a button on the control panel, and a Tractor Beam latched onto the chunk of hull.
Ave: "Alright, we're locked on, ready to go back?"
11:33MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:GAURGHH LIR I TELL YOU NOT TO USE THE LASER FOR FOOD
11:33CravitusBLU: "...At least my powercells don't get drained in one go."
11:33INVADER VEXVex: Ok... *gets in the passenger seat* By the way, I never caught your name...
11:34CravitusAve: "Name's Averii, Ave for short. Senior Invader, but I think the first part's made up."
Ave: "Regardless, nice to meet you, Vex."
Ave extends a hand*
11:34INVADER VEXVex: Hm. Nice to meet you too. *shakes his hand*
11:35Cravitus
Ave nods*
Ave: "Right, now hold tight."
Ave engages the engines, and the Hovercraft darts back toward the group.*
BLU prods LIR*
BLU: "I am amused by his lack of power."
11:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HGGHH SHUT UP YOU! UHHH UHH..
11:36CravitusMit: "BLU, stop poking the robot."
11:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOUR ONE EYE IS STUPID!
11:37Cravitus
BLU growls, and sprouts multiple weapons*
11:37MysteriousTriangleguy
Lurk puts LIR in his backpack somehow and waks away*
walks*
Darrz:Oooh
Darrz pokes one of the weapons*
11:37Cravitus
The Hovercraft returns, and swings around, slowing*
BLU's weapons retract, and they stand, awaiting orders*
11:37INVADER VEXVex: *gets off of the hovercraft and connects his PAK to the sensors he set up*
11:37Invader JibJib: Yeahh nice one lurk, I'm sure he'll be crying about it for weeks
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Ave: "Alright, then, saddle up! I have no intention of staying on this rock!"
Ave: "We're using the piece of Metal as a sled, we'll be tugging it along as we go."
11:39MysteriousTriangleguy
Draxx hops onto the vehicle*
Draxx:VROOMMMM *runs over to it*
darrz
11:40Cravitus
Ave looks to Vex, and takes off his own helmet*
Ave: "Ugh, it was getting stuffy in there... Vex, you know where we're going?"
11:40INVADER VEXVex: ... Um...
Vex: *gets back on the passenger seat* So... My scanners say that there could be some sort of settlement or broadcasting station up over that ridge. *points to the east* Key word is that it COULD be there... But thats all we've got.
11:41MysteriousTriangleguy
Lurk gets on the sled,along with zeerk*
11:41Cravitus
Ave stretched* Ave: "Well, it's a start. If there's nothing there, we can always come back, try to get my ship running."
Ave put his helmet back on, and stood up*
11:41INVADER VEXVex: Well as long as we have this hovercraft we ought to be fine. There's obviously something nearby on this planet, because whatever shot us down was ground-based ordinance.
11:41CravitusAve: "Come on, people, we're moving out!"
Ave hits a button on the panel, and a Plasma Mortar pokes up from behind them*
Ave: "We've got some ground-based ordinance of our own."
Ave keys the button again, and the mortar recedes into it's shroud*
11:43INVADER VEXVex: Impressive... You know, I met the guy who designed this craft. It was at some convention... Anyway, let's move out!
11:43CravitusAve: "Neat."
11:43MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hopefully we werent shot down by horrible space bears.
11:43Cravitus
Ave sat back down, and took the controls*
Ave: "Spacebears? Heh."
Ave: "Hold on, we're moving out! Mit, watch the ship, keep on comms! BLU, stay behind, help guard the ship."
BLU: "Yes, Commander."
Mit: "You got it."
11:45Cravitus *Ave gunned the accelerator, and the hovercraft took off*
The hovercraft begins to peel up and skims the dunes below, and picks up speed*
11:46
11:48
NVADER VEXVex: *presses a button on his helmet and his eyepieces zoom in on a small reflection far away nestled on the side of a hill* ok, I see something! Ave! *points at the reflection of light in the distance* looks like some sort of listening station.
11:49Invader JibJib: Wow uh..I could have done that in a less dramatic way
11:49CravitusAve: "Want me to drive us there, or keep a safe distance?"
nvader JibJib: But that's not the point, let's make this quick so I don't have to deal with nonsense for several horus
*hours
Jib: Well not hours but
11:49INVADER VEXVex: circle around. Slow down on approach so they can't see this enormous dust cloud. *the engines are blowing up a ton of dust right into the sled*
11:50CravitusAve: "Got it!"
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11:50Cravitus*Airbrakes spring out of the Hovercraft, slowing it*
11:50MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk coughs,breathing in the dust*
11:50Invader JibJib: Ugh
11:51Cravitus*Ave shifted the hovercraft around, and began to try and circle closer towards the outpost*
Survivor321 has joined the chat.
11:52Cravitus*The hovercraft gets closer and closer to the installation*
11:52INVADER VEXScythe: *wakes up suddenly and almost falls off of the sled* AAH! IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD!!! Oh... Wait... No, it's much worse. I'm alive.
11:53CravitusAve: "Quit your shouting back there, I'm driving!"
11:53INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! *grabs scythe so he doesn't fall off* shut up!
11:54MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:WEEEEEE this is fun
Draxx:*Pokes Thresh for absolutely no reason*
11:54Invader JibJib: *Hangs onto the sled as it gains momentum8
11:54Cravitus*The Hovercraft gets even closer to the installation, and Ave lowers it behind the dunes to mask their approach*
11:54INVADER VEXVex: ok, there's a cave over there. Park the hovercraft in it so they won't see its thermal signature
11:54CravitusAve: "Right, on it!"
*Ave swung around, and pointed the Hovercraft towards the cave*
11:55MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk takes out his plasma cannon*
*Lurk looks around for any intruders*
Darrz:But that cave looks SPOOKY
11:56INVADER VEXVex: hm. *leans back and looks at all the people on the sled* so... We don't know what this place is or who owns it. Stay silent and don't just immediately shoot everyone, ok?
11:56Cravitus*The Hovercraft glides quietly towards the Cave*
11:56MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:That includes you Lurk
Lurk:Booo
11:56CravitusAve: "We leaving anyone to guard my hovercraft?"
Ave: "Or is that a negative?"
11:56Invader Jib*The weight of the plasma canonn causes the sled to flip over*
11:57INVADER VEXVex: well, maybe scythe should stay here... He looks a little... Bed
*bad
11:57CravitusAve: "Hm?!"
11:57INVADER VEXVex: His foot? Looks broken in a lot of different ways
11:57Cravitus*The Hovercraft's tractor beam loses a grip on the sled as it soars into the cave*
11:57MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Holds the plasma cannon perfectly despite its enormous weight*
Darrz:HUH?!
11:58Invader JibJib: *Flies off the sled and hits the cave wall*
11:58Cravitus*Ave swung around, and parked it, watching the sled flip*
11:58MysteriousTriangleguy*Darrz jumps off the sled*
11:58Invader JibJib: Ow..
11:58MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk flies into a wall,firing his cannon*
11:58INVADER VEXThresh: Ah- *tumbles off of the sled and into the sand
11:58CravitusAve: "Watch it!"
11:58MysteriousTriangleguy*It goes upward through the cave wall and into the air*
Lurk:uhh...
11:58INVADER VEXScythe: *flies into a sand dune*
11:58Cravitus*Ave stared at the blast of plasma*
Ave: "...Well, that may as well be a freakin' signal flare."
11:58MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:...I'm sure they wont notice that-
11:59INVADER VEX*two bulky, four armed aliens run out from the station, start yelling, and then point right at them*
11:59MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:AHHHH!
11:59CravitusAve: "Crap, permission to engage!"
11:59MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:QUICK! INTO THE CAVE!
11:59INVADER VEX*its the same species as the commander that they faced on the space station*
11:59Invader JibJib: Great job, lurk
11:59CravitusAve: "I repeat, can I shoot him or not?"
11:59MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:There might be too many of them Ave...
Zeerk:We dont want them knowing we're here..
12:00INVADER VEXVex: *pulls out a rifle* fire at will! I know what these are...
12:00CravitusAve: "They know we're here already, damn it!"
*Ave keyed the hovercraft's weapons, and flew back out*
12:01INVADER VEXVex: They're genetically engineered soldiers, led by the nightmare irken invasion force. We need to take this base out before they send a distress signal!
12:09Cravitus*Scythe's Body is left behind the dune, meanwhile, as the Hovercraft makes a beeline for Ave's ship*
*Ave draws a Shockspear, and deploys it, aiming for the soldier harassing Jib*
12:10INVADER VEXVex: Crap.. *runs around the shield and unloads a clip into the soldier's armor*
12:10Invader JibJib: *Climbs out of the dirt
12:10INVADER VEX*he falls down with a thud, his shield digging into the sand*
12:10Invader JibJib: That REALLY HURT
12:11INVADER VEXvex: Yeah... Sorry about that. *helps jib get up*
12:11Cravitus*Ave's spear caught the downed soldier in the back, and Ave hit them with a thud*
Ave: "Well, if he wasn't dead before, he is now!"
12:11Invader JibJib: *Scurries towards the base, knowing the solider is occupied/dead*
12:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:C'MON GUYS I HAVENT BLOWN ANYTHING UP ALL WEEK!
Lurk:LETS GOOOO
12:11INVADER VEXVex: *grabs the oversized shield and straps it to his arm* alright... Let's move into the base*
12:12MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Geeze Lurk you seem hyper all of the sudden-
Lurk:I took a looney bin med while we were on the sled
Zeerk:...Great...
12:12Cravitus*Ave nodded, and holstered the spear, drawing his rifle*
Ave: "Move in!"
12:12MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk's fingers twitch,itching to pull the trigger on his gun*
12:12INVADER VEXVex: *slowly walks into the dark building*
12:12MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well on the bright side atleast Lurk's destruction is useful now.
12:13Cravitus*Ave follows, clanking into the wall beside Vex*
12:13MysteriousTriangleguy*Darrz follows*
12:13Invader JibJib: *Follows as well*
12:13INVADER VEXVex: This feels bad... *there are several flashing red lights on the walls, and shuffling around all of the corners*
12:13CravitusAve: "I smell ambush and alarms. I think they're on alert."
Ave: "Just maybe."
12:13Invader JibJib: *Holds his plasma sword closed, annoyed at how unprepared he was previously*
12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:I like hamburgers
12:14INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, no kidding. Hopefully they haven't alerted anyone else
12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Whats a humborgor?
12:14Cravitus*Ave reaches into his chest toolkit, and pulls out a small chunk of some black playdough-looking substance*
12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:PLAYDOUGH
Darrz:CAN I EAT IT
Zeerk:Its not playdough.
12:14CravitusAve: "If you want to explode, yes."
12:14MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Right..?
Darrz:I still want to eat it-
Zeerk:No Darrz.
12:15INVADER VEXVex: *pushes a button on his helmet, and two beams of light illuminate the walls, showing a wall of moving shields all along the back wall*
12:15MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HAUNTED SHIELDS
12:15Cravitus*Ave ran it over his gauntlet, and the material hummed as he threw it over the shieldwall*
12:15MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk fires his cannon*
12:15INVADER VEXVex: HOLY SH- *fires at the wall*
Vex: They're ALL RIGHT THERE! Fire!
12:15MysteriousTriangleguy*The plasma projectile burns through some*
12:15Cravitus*The material, a microexplosive, detonated behind the line!*
12:15Invader JibJib: *Shoots two of his pistols rapidly*
12:15MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Laughs*
12:15INVADER VEXVex: *unloads his gun into the wall, only hitting one shot*
12:15Invader JibJib: I don't know about you guys but I think this miiiiiight have been a trap
12:16MysteriousTriangleguy*Draxx chucks a rock at one of them*
12:16INVADER VEX*the aliens laugh and fire into the group, vex kneels beneath his shield, blocking the shots*
12:16MysteriousTriangleguy*zeerk sprouts mechanical tentacles,slamming the aliens away*
12:16INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, got any more cube grenades?
12:16Cravitus*Ave pulled out two fist-sized chunks of the moldable explosive, and activated them, rolling them beneath the line this time*
12:16MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk takes out 15 cube grenades,and chucks them at the soldiers*
12:16CravitusAve: "Fire in the hole!*
12:17INVADER VEXVex: *moves the shield to cover all of them*
12:17MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Wait cube grenades and that exploedy stuff isnt that a bad idea-
12:17Cravitus*The explosives detonate on-target this time, and a hole is blown in the line, right in the middle before the cube grenades roll in*
12:17MysteriousTriangleguy*The grenades explode,hurling chunks of charred spider people everywhere*
*Lurk looks at the chunks in slow motion smiling*
*zeerk cringes in slow mo at the carnage*
12:18INVADER VEXVex: Whew... *sees a light coming from one halfway open door* might be another trap, but... Let's go in there
12:18MysteriousTriangleguy*darrz sucks on his thumb in slowmo*
12:18Invader JibJib: *Has no reaction in slowmo*
12:18MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HAHAHA
12:18Cravitus*Ave's helmet stared menacingly in slow motion*
12:18MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WHEN DO WE GET TO BLOW UP MORE STUFF?!
12:19CravitusAve: "Soon!"
12:19MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:You're starting to remind me of Scythe,Lurk-
12:19Cravitus*He raised his rifle, and moved up, holding a shield ahead of him*
12:22INVADER VEXVex: Looks like we might have killed all of them- !!! *a spider man jumps down from the ceiling and grabs Vex and Ave's shields, tossing them behind him! The door closes behind them and seals, and dozens of soldiers flood into the room, creating a huge barrier of shields*
12:26Cravitus*Ave glances nervously to the others, and then to the enemy*
12:26MysteriousTriangleguy*zeerks weapons detach,falling onto the floor*
12:26INVADER VEXThresh: *places his weapons on the floor*
12:26MysteriousTriangleguy*darrz drops his weapon*
12:27Invader JibJib: Right...*places his sword on the ground but keeps his two pistols hidden*
12:27MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk puts his cannon in his backpack,looking at the aliens with hate*
12:27CravitusAve growled, and tossed his weapon to the side.
12:27MysteriousTriangleguy*Draxx drops a stick*
*One of the spider guys kicks Lurk backward,snickering*
Lurk:Augh
12:27INVADER VEX*the line in soldiers breaks a little bit, and an enormous alien marches into the middle, wearing green armor and a grey cape*
12:27MysteriousTriangleguy*Lurk bumps into Ave*
12:28Cravitus*Ave catches lurk, and holds him up*
12:28Invader Jibholy crap i just realize it's 12:28
12:28INVADER VEXCommander: So... we meet again, irkens, yes?
Lurk:*Mummbles*
12:29INVADER VEXCommander: Only this time, you have invaded MY base... Yet, I still have the upper hand! Strategy, my friends, could have saved your life
12:29CravitusAve: "'Got a bad feeling about this' is an understatement."
12:30MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:So...you gonna hand our pal over..?
Lurk:*Glares at the commander*
12:30Cravitus*Ave released Lurk, realizing he still held him*
12:30INVADER VEXCommander: Your pal? I don't think so... *walks into the middle of the ring of shields, and they close behind him*
12:31MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Here uh,how about you take Jib instead-
12:31Invader JibJib: That's a pretty bad idea, i heard Lurk's organs are more savagable-
12:31MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Hmm...say I've got a proposition for you
12:32MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:You give us back our friend,and we surrender.1:3