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Summary

A plot to destroy Irk is uncovered and only a bunch of random protagonists can stop it, and some spikey headed child and some insane irken.


Takes place after The UNIverse and sometime after 1000 thousand years later  


Transcript

  • Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • ( i shall begin
  • 10:02Invader Jiblurk vex jib and ave drive bikes into dusq's core
  • 10:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk is riding in some stolen random ship as usual*
  • 10:02YourFavoriteFangirl(jib brilliant
  • 10:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doo dee doo doody gonna visit Menami doody doo
  • Lurk:Say av where was that station again?
  • zav*
  • The ship begins flying toward the station*
  • Lurk:Huh. look at that.
  • Darrz: :I
  • The ship begins flying headfirst into the station*
  • 10:03Invader JibZav: Uh
  • Zav: Last tiem I checked it was a few inches from here
  • Zav: Wait HOLY
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait a sec why is the station getting bigger and bigger-
  • 10:04Invader JibZav: *Pushes the wheel, barely turnin gthe ship*
  • 10:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship steers to the right*
  • Lurk:w-WOAH
  • Lurk:That was close-
  • An asteroid randomly flys in knocking the ship*
  • Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • An alarm blairs*
  • Lurk:QUICK
  • Lurk:EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT
  • zeerk:How is that going to save us-
  • Lurk:Wait when did you get here-
  • 10:06INVADER VEX
  • In front of the ship, There's a small, grey Irken information relay center, covered in satellite dishes and sensory material. Inside they can see Irkens curiously watching the spinning ship*
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship crashes into some hangar in the station*
  • The ship emits smoke*
  • 10:06Cravitus(on the side, krev can only watch in horror as is plane is killed by it's only weakness (flagpoles
  • 10:06INVADER VEX
  • The airlock on the hangar closes behind them*
  • 10:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Twitches*
  • Lurk:My SPINNEE
  • 10:07Invader JibZav: Make sure the log says this wasn't my fault at all
  • 10:07MysteriousjillguyDarrz:How is it we always survive crashes like this
  • zeerk:Lurk you're an AWFUL driver
  • Lurk:*is out of the ship*
  • zeerk:...sigh
  • 10:07INVADER VEX
  • The door into the interior of the station opens. Commander Thresh walks out to them with his mask on and a rifle in his hands*
  • 10:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH HI-uh..what was your name again.
  • Darrz:HEY Y'KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CALL AVERII MMHMM YEP
  • 10:08Invader JibZav: Oh, commander Thresh *Makes a hand gesture pointing at the others*
  • 10:08INVADER VEXThresh: Commander Thresh. And You're Lurk. I take it you're here to see Menami.
  • 10:08MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Takes out a communicator and dials Averii's phone number*
  • zeerk:Didnt Menami have the day off today?
  • Lurk:WH-
  • 10:09INVADER VEXThresh: ... *puts his rifle on his back and looks behind him at a bunch of confused soldiers*
  • 10:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Lurk:I DROVE ACROSS 15 STAR SYSTEMS AND
  • Lurk:Eh
  • Darrz:OH GOD
  • Darrz:AVERII ISNT ANSWERING HIS PHONE
  • Darrz:HES DEAD
  • Darrz:NOOOOOOOOO
  • 10:10INVADER VEXThresh: ...
  • 10:10MysteriousjillguyDarrz:IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!
  • Darrz falls onto the ground banging it with his fists*
  • 10:11INVADER VEX
  • Scythe slides into the room and falls over, screaming and banging on the ground next to Darrz*
  • 10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..
  • zeerk:...scythe what are you doing
  • 10:11INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! Stop it.
  • 10:11YourFavoriteFangirl(i like scythe
  • 10:11INVADER VEXScythe: It's what all the cool kids are doing!
  • Scythe: ALL. OF. THEM.
  • 10:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*looks at Scythe,disturbed*
  • Lurk:I wonder if I can drag Mario over here.
  • Lurk takes out his convient always present somehow communication device that doesnt resemble a phone at all*
  • Lurk:*Dials Marios number*
  • 10:13Long Time(swer2godlork
  • 10:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • A recording of hatbot gurgling comes out of the phone*
  • 10:13Invader JibZav: Is there any reason I was needed on that FIVE HOUR DRIVE
  • 10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *sneaks up behind Lurk and stares at Mario's contact picture*
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:DARN IT IT WENT TO VOICE MAIL
  • Lurk:=_o? *Looks at Scythe*
  • 10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *waddles back over to Thresh*
  • 10:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk slowly puts the totally not phone and shuffles away*
  • away*
  • Lurk:So uh..you guys got any food here?
  • 10:14INVADER VEXThresh: Um. Yeah, sure.
  • Thresh: Follow me.
  • 10:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*follows*
  • 10:14Invader JibZav: *Follows Thresh*
  • 10:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Continues trying to call Averii out of paranoia*
  • zeerk follows*
  • 10:15INVADER VEXThresh: *walks through the door and through the hallway of soldiers* Back to work everyone! Those monitors aren't gonna look at themselves. Well... They have cameras.... But thats not the point!
  • The soldiers wander away back to work*
  • 10:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait wut does he me zav
  • mean*
  • Lurk:WHERE IS THE FOOD?!
  • 10:16INVADER VEXScythe: YOU'RE the food....
  • 10:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:No
  • Lurk:Stop that
  • Lurk:Shame on you
  • 10:16INVADER VEXScythe: Mmmmhhhmmm.
  • 10:17YourFavoriteFangirl(lurk treats scythe like a puppy that just peed on the rug
  • 10:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Lurk has a point is there some kind of cafeteria? I'm hungry.
  • 10:17INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah. Well. We have some... microwaved MRIs...
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:MRIs?
  • 10:17Invader JibZav: *Sigh* Darrz, he meant the other soliders had to go back to their jobs *in a very condescending voice*
  • 10:17INVADER VEXThresh: And... A caffeine pill dispensary. You can crush them up and put them in your food....
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEE?
  • 10:18Invader Jib
  • late reply
  • 10:18INVADER VEXThresh: It's like... a plastic bag of food that you microwave.
  • 10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepth
  • Lurk:You got any burgers?
  • Darrz:A burger to surpass Commander Thresh
  • Lurk:...What
  • 10:18INVADER VEXThresh: We have a hamburger casserole MRI. But Scythe ate half of it so you dont really want it
  • 10:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepgth
  • Lurk:Hm
  • Lurk:Well I guess I could go look at your telescopes or observatory, you guys got anything like that?
  • 10:19INVADER VEX
  • They get to the cafeteria, which is basically just a small room with a table and two microwaves*
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Wow this cafeteria is AWESOME.
  • Darrz:I know right
  • Lurk:..:I
  • 10:20Invader JibZav: Yeah uh *narrows eyes at lurk* you might wanna send someone to make sure he doesn't break anything
  • 10:20INVADER VEXThresh: Yep. *takes out a shiny foil bag and puts it in a microwave*
  • 10:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why would I break anything-
  • Lurk accidentally hits a microwave causing it to fall over*
  • Lurk:...It was already broken.
  • 10:21INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk!... *Groans* Ok. Zav, take him up to the sensory recon room. And.. Don't let him touch anything
  • 10:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Meanwhile in the sensory room place*
  • zeerk sits in a chair,bored*
  • 10:21Invader JibZav: Remember, Lurk, don't break ANYTHING
  • 10:22INVADER VEX(brb
  • 10:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:mmk
  • ( pause
  • 10:22INVADER VEX(back
  • A light next to Zeerk's chair blinks*
  • (...
  • 10:27Cravitus(luuuurk
  • 10:27Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:?
  • zeerk:Why is this thing blinking?
  • Lurk:*Looking through telescope*
  • Lurk:Hey..uh..I see some weird blobs coming toward the station..
  • 10:28INVADER VEX
  • Thresh climbs up into the booth
  • Thresh: Let me look. Could be nothing
  • 10:28Invader JibZav: Weird blobs?
  • 10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:THEY MIGHT INTER DIMENSIONAL HORRORS FROM THE DIMENSION OF HORROR17
  • zeerk:What a creative and descriptive name.
  • 10:29INVADER VEX
  • Thresh looks through the digital telescope* *There are two sets of coordinates that are circled in red, and they are moving across the space station's side*
  • Thresh: Hm. I have no idea what that is...
  • Thresh: *on his radio* Fire a shot at enclosed coordinates. Just one. Mark any course correction not predicted by monitoring software.
  • 10:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Everyone get some supplies and prepare for the eldritch apocalypse. *Puts on a construction hat with garlic taped to it*
  • 10:31INVADER VEX
  • A green beam of plasma rips through space and through one of the blobs. It stops where it is and looks like it's boiling in space*
  • Thresh: Uh... That's probably not good.
  • 10:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Huh?
  • Darrz:*Continues to attempt to call ave*
  • 10:33INVADER VEX
  • The other blob starts to boil, and five pin-shaped, weird looking objects burst out of them and fly right at the station.*
  • Thresh: Oh crap! Fire all weapons at those... Things! Right now!
  • 10:34Invader Jib
  • many soldiers activate various weapons*
  • 10:34INVADER VEX
  • Ten bursts of green lasers fly right at the objects- they swerve and dodge the lasers with incredible precision*
  • 10:34YourFavoriteFangirl("i cant stand a game without difficulty" - angie 2015
  • (this explains
  • (everything
  • 10:35INVADER VEX
  • One of the objects explodes, and shrapnel flies towards the station, breaking out a window and tossing three irkens into space*
  • 10:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH!
  • Darrz:*Bangs on his communicator for Ave to answer*
  • Darrz begins spazzing out*
  • Darrz:GFDHRTGHRTGJRTGHJYGHJHGKHKKLLOOPOOUAUGHHUUH
  • 10:35CravitusDarrz's Communicator beeped as someone finally answered.
  • 10:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz yells into it*
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "-What have I told you about trying to reach my through my personal number?"
  • 10:36INVADER VEXThresh: Oh my- Ok! Lets... Uh.. Let's go kill those things. *takes out his rifle and seals his helmet* Oh by the way... The entire ship is a vacuum now except for this room. So do you guys have helmets?
  • 10:36MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEWE'REBEINGATTACKEDBYHORRIBLESPACEBLOBSANDIFWEDONTCOMEOVERANDSAVEUSWE'REALLGONNADIEANDILLSENDFANFICTIONTOYOUIFYOUDONTBREFDHTRRTF
  • Lurk snatches it*
  • Lurk:WE NEED A SHIP GET OVER HERE AND BRING YOUR ROBOT!
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "What the hell have you done this time?"
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: *Gets a helmet and puts it on*
  • 10:37INVADER VEXThresh: Give me the comm!
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:We're being attacked at some sort of irken military station by..uh..space..blobs
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: I use these a lot
  • 10:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk hands it to Thresh*
  • 10:37INVADER VEX
  • the ships smash into the station, knocking them around
  • 10:37CravitusAve: "Who am I speaking to!?"
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: *Tumbles*
  • 10:37Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Puts on his bubble helmet*
  • Lurk and Darrz stumble*
  • 10:37CravitusAve: "Darrz? Are you still there?"
  • 10:37INVADER VEXThresh: This is commander Thresh. If you are Irken military personel, these are our coordinates. Please come quickly, we need immediate evac
  • personnel
  • 10:38CravitusThe communicator began a flat tone, and the connection died.
  • 10:39INVADER VEXThresh: Ah, crap, it's dead. *hands the comm back to Darrz. Ok... Let's get down there, maybe I can get to the hangar and get us a ship
  • there's a huge bang on the hatch below them*
  • 10:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Okie Dokie
  • Darrz opens the hatch*
  • Darrz:Hello?
  • Lurk:*Facepalm*
  • 10:40INVADER VEX
  • Scythe flies into the room
  • 10:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk activates his bubble helmet*
  • Lurk:Oh it wasnt some space blob come to eat our souls.
  • 10:40INVADER VEXScythe: Pretty close though... Amiright?
  • 10:41Invader JibZav: *Activates his helmet, and jumps into the hatch*
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Not really.
  • 10:41INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah... not really. Ok, lets go
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts mechanian robotic tenetacles and climbs down the hatch*
  • 10:41INVADER VEX
  • thresh jumps down and into the zero-g area below them
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:So uh...scythe..what did you see down there-
  • zeerk floats*
  • zeerk:Woah
  • Darrz spins around*
  • Darrz:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Lurk:QUIT FOOLING AROUND DA-oh hey this is kinda fun
  • 10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Normal stuff... Crappy food... Giant cyborg abominations build with the sole purpose of our destructuion
  • 10:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk floats around*
  • 10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Stuff like that
  • 10:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
  • A dotian appears from an open hatch nearby, it jumps onto Lurk*
  • Lurk:HLUYUKUYL!UAUGH
  • 10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Mhm yep. Giant cyborg abomination
  • 10:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:ITS BITING MY FLESH
  • 10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Well... I guess its not that giant
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk punches it in the face*
  • Dotian:*Hiss*
  • 10:43INVADER VEXThresh: *grabs the thing and shoots it through its head*
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts a mechanian tenetacle and slams it away*
  • The sounds of more dotians is heard from the nearby hatch*
  • 10:44Invader JibZav: *Readies guns*
  • 10:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oop...
  • 10:44INVADER VEXThresh: These are... Dotians... But they aren't... *looks over to the hatch and puts up his rifle*
  • 10:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Dotians fly into the room, making gurgling noises*
  • Lurk:*Takes out a plasma disc launcher and shoots at the dotians one by one*
  • 10:44INVADER VEXThresh: OH DANG! *shoots into the room, hitting some of them with bolts of plasma*
  • 10:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz screams,covered in some*
  • 10:45INVADER VEXScythe: *is sitting in a corner spinning around really fast and vomiting*
  • 10:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts mechanian weapons from his PAK and fires at them*
  • 10:45Invader JibZav: *shoots them rapidly, slowly moving across the room*
  • 10:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk kicks one away and hits another with his gun*
  • zeerk:THERES TOO MANY
  • More dotians come into the room*
  • 10:45INVADER VEXThresh: *vomit flies onto his neck* Eugh! What the heck, scythe! *hits a dotian away with his gun*
  • Thresh: Um... You guys get to an airlock! I'll go get a ship and meet you outside
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: *Punches one of the dotians as it flies into the wall*
  • 10:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud insane gibberish is heard, a pink laser flies out of the hatch, vaporizing several dotians*
  • Draxx:I AINT DYIN TODDEYYYY *Holding a laser cannon*
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: *Tries to "swim" towards an airlock
  • 10:46INVADER VEX
  • thresh kicks off of a wall and flies past some dotians and into another room*
  • 10:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:GASP,ITS-uh..what is your name
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: How did-
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:THE BURGERS LED ME HERE
  • 10:47INVADER VEXScythe: lol zav you cant swim in space. Git gud
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:A BURGER TO SURPASS THE GEAR IS A GOOD BURGER
  • Lurk:..Ok
  • Lurk:Where the heck is the airlock again? *pushes away a floating dead dotian*
  • 10:47Invader JibZav: Well uh...I don't know what you call this
  • 10:48Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Huh?
  • 10:49INVADER VEXScythe: ... *pushes a button on a wall and opens a door into the bridge of the station. It's full of dotians, along with an enormous four-armed creature yelling at them in an alien gibberish*
  • 10:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk bounces off a dotian and heads for the door*
  • Lurk shooots at the dotians,angrily screaming*
  • 10:49INVADER VEXScythe: I found the party. It's over here. *points through the door as fifty dotians rush through space towards them*
  • 10:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk boosts forward with mechanian jetpacks and sprouts a mechanical fist,hitting the creature*
  • Lurk:Mother of Irk Scythe-
  • 10:50Cravitus(meanwhile in ksp, ai dogfights
  • ( http://prntscr.com/8qbdij
  • 10:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk slams the creature down with his robotic fist*
  • 10:50Cravitus( http://prntscr.com/8qbdms
  • 10:50Invader JibZav: *Heads into the door*
  • 10:51INVADER VEXScythe: *extends his plasma blade gauntlets and holds them in an x in front of him. Dotians can't slow down and hit his two blades, sending chunks of dotian everywhere*
  • 10:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx vaporizes some dotians with his cannon*
  • Lurk:EUAGH SCYTHE WATCH IT-
  • A dotian bites Lurk,grumbling*
  • Lurk kicks it off*
  • 10:51Invader JibZav: I haven't got to shoot something in a while, so eh *Fires at some of the dotian heads*
  • 10:52Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Guys I could use help with this huge muscular alien.
  • 10:52INVADER VEXScythe: eheheh. *a tiny orb of dotian blood floats through the room and hits the four armed commander, who seems to be reconfiguring the data sets for the station*
  • 10:52YourFavoriteFangirl(wait ive always wondered something
  • 10:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk continues hitting the commander with his robotic fist*
  • 10:52YourFavoriteFangirl(what happened to the dotians exactly and who owns them
  • 10:52Mysteriousjillguy( nightmare irkuns
  • ( they were turned into cyborg slavesss
  • ( fridge horror intensifies
  • 10:53INVADER VEX
  • The commander grabs Zeerk and tosses him to the wall. He seems to be wearing magnetic boots*
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguy( ehh more like nightmare fuel
  • 10:53YourFavoriteFangirl(just a random planet of boring creatures?
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguyeerk:AUGH
  • 10:53Invader JibPlanet Dot Dot Dot Details here though it may be outdated)
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguy( why not? dotians are weak
  • 10:53YourFavoriteFangirl(""perfect they have no real emotions anyways so they wont feel the pain of being turned into cyborgs""
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguy( although its implied they have a secret civilization
  • 10:53Invader JibZav: *Stabs some of the dotians with a knife*
  • 10:54YourFavoriteFangirl(yeah nightmare irkens are terrible
  • 10:54Mysteriousjillguy( imagine this
  • ( the dotians are probably screaming internally
  • 10:54INVADER VEX
  • the commander walks through the room, shoving some dotian corpses aside, and into another room. There's a computer board soldered to the control station, broadcasting a new signal from the station*
  • 10:54Invader Jib(I never thought of that but...yeah
  • 10:54Mysteriousjillguy( but they cant express their pain because cybernetics
  • 10:54YourFavoriteFangirl(...<////3
  • 10:54Mysteriousjillguy( that or maybe they removed their vocal cords-
  • 10:55Cravitus(meanwhile in ksp
  • 10:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:AFTER THAT SPIDER ALIEN GUY!
  • 10:55Cravitus(this plane just totally krekt the other plane ( http://prntscr.com/8qbds3
  • 10:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's jetpack comes out, he boosts forward*
  • 10:55INVADER VEXScythe: Uh. Okaaay. *floats through but gets smashed back by the hundred or so dotians flying around randomly
  • 10:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk flies into the other room*
  • 10:56INVADER VEX
  • the commander closes the door, leaving him with Lurk alone in the room, which has one of the dart-like ships in it*
  • 10:56Invader JibZav: How am I supposed to-
  • 10:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS PAIN YOU WRETCH *Aims his plasma disc launcher*
  • Lurk:Uh..
  • zeerk:!
  • zeerk:LURK!
  • 10:56INVADER VEXCommander: Phh.... *walks over to the ship, getting into it, not even noticing Lurk*
  • 10:57Invader JibZav: *Desperately stabs the dotians as they try to overpower him*
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk retracts his mechanical fists and attempts to break down the door with his spider legs*
  • zeerk:WE NEED THIS DOOR OPEN
  • Draxx fires his cannon at the door,making a small hole in it*
  • 10:57INVADER VEXCommander: *in garbled english* You should... leave... Or you will die, yes?
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • The chunk from the hole floats away*
  • Draxx:YERUUHHOHGGBAUGH
  • Draxx shoots his cannon at the ship*
  • Lurk:NO...instead..it is...YOU...who...will be the one...who is going..to....DIE
  • Draxx:*Claps*
  • 10:58INVADER VEXCommander: Phhh *Pulls the ship out of its stuck place in the hull. What little air remains flies out of the room, pushing Lurk out into space*
  • 10:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHHHHHH!
  • Lurk:GUYS! CATCH ME!
  • 10:59Invader JibZav: YEAH I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW *Trying to get out of dotian arms*
  • 10:59INVADER VEX
  • scythe flies out of the hole and grabs lurk*
  • Scythe: I got you bro. *scythe is now also floating out into space*
  • 10:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:...
  • Lurk:wELP
  • 10:59INVADER VEXScythe: I GOT YOOOOOooooooouuuu
  • 11:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:I hate you.
  • 11:00INVADER VEXScythe: Love u too bro.
  • 11:00CravitusSuddenly, a ship blasts out of a brief hole in space. ( http://prntscr.com/8qbg3f
  • 11:01Invader JibZav: *Runs to the end of the hall*
  • Zav: *Tries to pull the doors open*
  • 11:01INVADER VEX
  • A very damaged spittle runner sputters alongside Lurk and Scythe. Thresh is inside, and about ten dotians are clinging to the outside*
  • 11:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO! ITS THE SPACE DEMONS!
  • Lurk:Oh wait is sum ships. Neat.
  • 11:01INVADER VEXThresh: .... Woah.
  • 11:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk climbs through the tiny hole and jumps into space*
  • draxx and darrz follow*
  • 11:02INVADER VEX
  • they all hit the spittle runner*
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk grabs scythe and lurk and bumps into the spittle windshield*
  • 11:02YourFavoriteFangirl(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oJ3hNF6S0qY/VhGToyyRH1I/AAAAAAAAK9E/eB20-y1PyoE/w346-h577/15+-+1
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  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy( sweet lord y
  • ( nature
  • ( y u do dis
  • 11:02YourFavoriteFangirl(jESUS
  • 11:02Long Time(o h
  • 11:02Cravitus(comment not available
  • 11:02INVADER VEXThresh: Is this... The guy we were on comms with? *points at the large ship outside of where they are*
  • 11:03MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Yeh
  • Draxx:Issa Ave
  • 11:03CravitusA sidehatch on the ship hissed open silently, and a one-eyed helmet and it's owner poked out.
  • 11:03INVADER VEXThresh: Cool... Cool... *waves at the figure*
  • 11:04CravitusAve: "...Did I miss something?" He stared at the partially-wrecked station.
  • 11:04INVADER VEX
  • Some dotian climbs up ontop of the ship and starts to kick Scythe, but then floats off into space*
  • 11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes,
  • Lurk shoots the remaning dotians with his plasma disc launcher*
  • 11:04INVADER VEX
  • The spittle runner slowly floats next to Ave's ship*
  • 11:04Invader JibZav: Wait are we supposed to be in space-*Stabbing a dotian*
  • 11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Bubble helmets,zav.
  • zeerk:Yeh
  • zeerk enters the side hatch of ave's ship*
  • Lurk:You think we can dock the spittle on your ship Ave?
  • 11:05CravitusAve glanced at the damaged ship for a moment.
  • Ave: "It can be done."
  • 11:06INVADER VEXThresh: May it be done?
  • 11:06CravitusAve looked inside his own vessel. Ave: "Mit, docking sequence, if you'd please."
  • 11:06Invader JibZav: *Floats through space onto Ave's ship*
  • (i think i missed something-
  • 11:06CravitusThe ship maneuvered around, and docked the other hatch to the Spittle Runner.
  • 11:07INVADER VEXThresh: *gets out of the Spittle Runner and goes through the hatch.*
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud roar is heard*
  • 11:07CravitusAve: "What was that, and why, through the vacuum of space, did I hear it?"
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud rumbling comes from the station*
  • 11:08CravitusAve picked up his railgun, and looked out at the station.
  • 11:08INVADER VEXScythe: *roars at the station*
  • 11:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large dotian covered in cybernetics bursts out of it, flinging its tenetacles*
  • Lurk:WHAT-
  • 11:08Invader JibZav: *Goes in the hatch*
  • Zav: Gee that..I didn't need to see that
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHOOT IT
  • Lurk:SHOOOOOT ITTTT
  • 11:08INVADER VEXThresh: Woah. that's... um.
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:this is why you shouldnt make genetically engineered mutants-
  • 11:09CravitusAve: "Light 'em up!"
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob flies onto the ship,roaring*
  • Dotianblob:EMPLEH
  • 11:09CravitusAve began firing at the thing, and his ship's engines protested as it tried to maneuver with the spittle runner still attached.
  • 11:09Invader JibZav: *Shoots rapidly*
  • nvm
  • 11:10INVADER VEXScythe: I put a ton of armed explosives under my bed in case I had a night terror.... I could just blow that guy up real quick if you guys want
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob speaks in a distorted voice*
  • 11:10CravitusA tall machine clambered out of the side hatch, and roared back at the blob. ( BLU
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguyDortianblob:HHHHפɹ∩∀פ ƎS∀Ǝ˥Ԁ ƎW Ԁ˥ƎH
  • 11:11CravitusBLU: "PERMISSION TO BOARD: DENIED."
  • 11:11MysteriousjillguyBlob:NNNNII∀Ԁ
  • Lurk:SURE SCYTHE DO IT
  • 11:11INVADER VEXScythe: Hel u pleez? Ok! *pushes a button on his gauntlet and the thing explodes, sending huge chunks of metal and flesh all over the ship*
  • help
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob splodes*
  • Lurk:welp
  • 11:11CravitusBLU: "Threat eliminated."
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx and darrz get into the ship,along with Lurk*
  • Darrz:High five!
  • Darrz attempts to high five BLU*
  • Darrz:...uh
  • 11:12CravitusBLU simply stared at Darrz.
  • 11:12YourFavoriteFangirl(Gtg
  • (Night guys
  • 11:12Long Time(bye
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyDarrz:...*Backs away terrified*
  • 11:12Invader Jib(night
  • 11:12Cravitus(goodnight
  • 11:12Mysteriousjillguy( bye
  • Lurk:So uh..
  • Lurk:..What now?
  • zeerk:Wait shouldnt there be some survivors on the station..should we look?
  • 11:13CravitusAve: "Introductions? Explanation of why a blob just tried to eat my ship?"
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well uh..apparently these dotians are cyborgs or something
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • 11:13INVADER VEXThresh: Zeerk is right though- bring the ship around and check for survivors.
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:And the evil alien spider guy was commanding them I think he had a russian accent or something
  • 11:14CravitusAve: "Forget I asked. Mit, do what the Commander said."
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Anyway I would've totally kicked his thorax if he hadnt got away.
  • 11:14CravitusThe ship chirped in response, and began to try and maneuver around towards the station.
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEYYY
  • Darrz pulls out a poorly drawn picture of a dotian in crayon*
  • Darrz:DIS IS A DOTIAN OK
  • 11:14INVADER VEX
  • as the ship turns around, Thresh walks up to Ave*
  • 11:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:They came in the station like BOOM and then we shot them with TOTALLY RADICAL LASERS AND THEN-
  • 11:15CravitusAve stared at the picture for a moment, his helmet as expressionless as his face.
  • Ave: "Riiiight."
  • 11:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • 20 minutes later*
  • Darrz:THEN A SLICE OF HAM CAME IN AND CHEWED ON THRESH'S BUTT AND THE STATION SPLODED! The end.
  • Lurk:...
  • Lurk:*looks outside in space*
  • 11:15Invader JibZav: I'm uh...I'm pretty sure that didn't happen
  • 11:16CravitusAve looked up from a datapad. Ave: "Oh, is he done talking now?"
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Yeah
  • 11:16INVADER VEXThresh: That isnt what happened... Oh, wait! I see an escape pod, over there! .... Mit? Ship! Take us over there!
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Say uh...Ave..I dont remember you..
  • zeerk:Have we met?
  • zeerk:My name is zeerk.
  • 11:16CravitusThe ship seemed to grumble in response, and flew over.
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I think you knew someone named Skabb, is that right?
  • Lurk:Oh you mean Mr.skrubb?
  • 11:16CravitusAve shrugged. Ave: "I don't believe I've met you, though I know Skabb."
  • Ametrineskies has left the chat. 
  • 11:17INVADER VEX
  • The pod is spinning slowly. Thresh goes to a window and looks at it.*
  • 11:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Funny. We met in a crazy situation where Skabb was sent on a mission to kill this weird space demon thing.
  • 11:17INVADER VEX
  • The window on the front has been smashed in. There are three dotians floating inside eating an Irken*
  • 11:17CravitusAve: "Sounds about right for his line of work."
  • 11:17Mysteriousjillguy( also horray for proper ave finale introduction
  • Lurk:Eugh..
  • Lurk:Ave..look at the pod
  • 11:18CravitusAve: "Hm?"
  • Ave poked his head out the side hatch, and gagged.
  • 11:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk points at a monitor showing the dotians eating an irken*
  • 11:18INVADER VEXThresh: Oh... crap...
  • 11:18Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:ew..
  • Lurk:I'm guessing everyone else is dead..
  • 11:18CravitusAve: "Oh, merciful Tallest, I was not ready for that.
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguyDraxx:I like cars.
  • 11:18Invader JibZav: Woah-
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Vomits in a bag*
  • 11:19CravitusAve: "Mit, prime Rex's guns, blow it up."
  • 11:19INVADER VEX
  • The dotians turn and look at the ship... They push out of the pod and hit the engines of the ship*
  • 11:19Invader JibZav: That..*gags*
  • Zav: Uh
  • 11:19CravitusAve: "No! Get off!"
  • 11:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz chucks the bag into space,blinding the dotians with vomit*
  • 11:19CravitusAve growled, and took aim, picking off the dotians on his side.
  • 11:19INVADER VEX
  • One of them grabs the outside of the ship and the other gets lodged inside the engine, squirming around inside the engine blades*
  • 11:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:FIRE UP THE ENGINES SO THEY'LL FLY OFF
  • 11:20CravitusAve: "What he said! Detach that damn spittle runner, too!"
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Huh but we need that just incase-
  • 11:20CravitusShip: "Gimme a second!"
  • Ave: "You have half a second!"
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:How is the ship talking?
  • 11:21CravitusThe engines flared, and the Spittle Runner was left behind as the ship accelerated.
  • 11:21INVADER VEX
  • An engine blade hits the dotian inside and slices him in half- a huge chunk of metal inside his head bounces off of the side and hits the next blade, ripping it off of its hub*
  • 11:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:MAGIC BEYOND THIS REALM'S COMPREHENSION
  • 11:21INVADER VEX
  • the ship shakes violently*
  • 11:21CravitusAve: "Mit! Damage report!"
  • 11:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stumbles*
  • 11:22INVADER VEXScythe: Mit says hes dead. abandon ship
  • 11:22CravitusMit: "Port engine! Fuel Turbine's torn apart!"
  • Ave: "Cut the engines!"
  • 11:22Invader JibZav: *Falls*
  • 11:23CravitusThe ship stopped accelerating, but kept hurtling away from the Spittle Runner.
  • 11:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:QUICK! Send out an SOS signal!
  • 11:24CravitusAve climbed out of the port hatch, and his Spiderlegs deployed as he crawled to inspect the damage himself.
  • 11:24INVADER VEXThresh: Damn. Well... We NEED to get back to Irk to report this. Put out a signal on an open frequency. Maybe someone'll pick us up.
  • 11:25CravitusAve: "Alien corpse is painting what isn't torn metal."
  • 11:26INVADER VEXThresh: So, your portside engine can't cycle fuel... Great. Any signal yet? ... Mit..?
  • 11:26CravitusAve glanced to the other engine for a moment.
  • Mit: "Signal transmitting, but I have no idea if it's being received by anything yet."
  • Ave peered into the Starboard Engine cautiously, rifle pointed in.
  • 11:28INVADER VEX(Ugh. I have to go take a shower n stuff
  • (brb
  • 11:28CravitusAve: "Starboard's clear, at least."
  • (mmk, pause
  • 11:28Mysteriousjillguy( is rp good so far
  • 11:28Invader Jib(Yeah
  • 11:28Cravitus(what about on the krev side
  • (i feel like I haven't explained a few things
  • (that may be at least nice to know
  • 11:29Mysteriousjillguy( example
  • ?
  • (*
  • (?*
  • 11:31Cravitus(oh you mean from krev
  • (or from jib
  • 11:31Mysteriousjillguy( kreb
  • 11:32Cravitus (on a side note i don't think rocket engines have propellers in them
  • (or turbines
  • (There's like a fuel and oxidizer tank and then pumps to the combustion chamber
  • (and then that goes to a nozzle
  • (then again ave's ship doesn't necessarily use rocket engines
  • (Anyway, I feel like I haven't been able to explain Mit yet
  • (And I don't think that the layout of Ave's ship is really clear
  • (The latter isn't really important though
  • Mysteriousjillguy( jibs being a joob
  • Lurk:SO AVE WANNA HEAR SOME WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES?
  • 11:48CravitusAve: "Kinda busy here."
  • 11:48INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... He's scouting the inside of a broken NLS engine. Just leave him be for a second
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh ok.
  • Darrz looks out the window*
  • Darrz:This is boring.
  • Draxx:I can eat your face flesh. Would that be fun?
  • Darrz;No.
  • 11:48CravitusAve looked to the Escape Pod.
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx falls over for no apparent reason*
  • 11:48CravitusAve: "Should we try to salvage anything from that pod?"
  • 11:48Invader JibZav: Yeah that's...that's a pretty bad idea
  • 11:49INVADER VEX
  • Darrz sees a small burst of light from the window he's next to*
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:Probably not.
  • Darrz:MY EYEESSSSS
  • Lurk:Huh?
  • 11:49YourFavoriteFangirl(jib characters seem more and more like real jib with each dialogue to me
  • 11:49Invader Jib(yeah i started realizing that too
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:That light is only barely visible..
  • Darrz:Oh.
  • 11:49INVADER VEX
  • a blue and green flash blares outside of the ship, sending out pulsing waves*
  • 11:49CravitusAve: "What's with all the ye-"
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh Arnold or whatever your name was theres a weird light out in space
  • 11:50INVADER VEX
  • a wave hits the ship and slams Ave around in the engine*
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH
  • 11:50INVADER VEXThresh: Woah! What was that?!
  • 11:50Invader JibZav: It's probably a safe bet they aren't friendly
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stumbles*
  • 11:50CravitusAve: *Incomprehensible shouting*
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyDraxx:HORRAY FOR QUICK DEATH!
  • Darrz:Maybe they just want some cupcakes?
  • 11:51CravitusAve: "HOT! HOTHOTHOT-"
  • 11:51INVADER VEX
  • Another pulse hits the ship, and then an enormous brown ship bursts out of Near-light-speed travel*
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hey! Did you find my secret stash?! THOSE COMICS ARE FOR ME TO CALL HOT
  • Lurk:Oh look at that
  • Lurk:Anyway
  • 11:51INVADER VEX
  • The light streaks out behind the ship as it turns and heads direcly towards the small Irken ship*
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:AVE YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY STASH
  • 11:52CravitusBLU shot an emotionless stare at Lurk.
  • 11:52INVADER VEXThresh: Let's hope these guys got our distress beacon... And didn't come to kill us
  • 11:52CravitusAve screeched, and tried to claw his way out of the engine.
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Distress Bacon? I like bacon.
  • 11:53CravitusAve: "MIT! DO NOT FIRE THE STARBOARD ENGINE!"
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh..robot..your master Alfred sounds like hes in trouble.
  • Darrz:Who is Mitt?
  • 11:53INVADER VEX
  • the large ship fires its engines and hovers above Averii's ship*
  • 11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(master alfred
  • 11:53CravitusMit: "I'm the ship."
  • 11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(i thought of batman
  • (whyyy
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy(blu is batman confirmed
  • 11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD THE SHIP IS HAUNTED
  • 11:53Invader Jib(yeah i thought of batman when you said that
  • 11:53CravitusMit: "Kinda."
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pours yellow goat milk on the control panel*
  • Lurk:BEGONE DEMON!
  • 11:54CravitusMit: "Quit that-"
  • BLU smacked Lurk upside the head.
  • 11:54YourFavoriteFangirl(yellow goat milk
  • (you mean pee
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ow.
  • 11:54Invader JibZav: Uh Lurk I think you're committing murder
  • 11:54INVADER VEXThresh: Stop it! Stop! *points up at the brown ship as a large hangar door opens*
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy( no this is the stuff jib lathers all over cirnos sweet bod
  • 11:54YourFavoriteFangirl(no
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy( all natural goat milk
  • 11:54CravitusBLU stared at Lurk, and picked him up by his head, holding him above the ground cautiously.
  • Mit: "You can't kill what's already dead, can you?"
  • 11:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurks hair seems to make dents in BLU's hand*
  • Lurk:This is kind of uncomfortable
  • 11:55INVADER VEXThresh: Robot. Stand down. Ship... try to contact the ship above us
  • 11:55CravitusMit: "Attempting."
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:SHIPCEPTION
  • Lurk:Stop that
  • 11:56CravitusBLU stared at Thresh. BLU: "This individual was damaging this vessel."
  • BLU: "Further damage is... Undesirable."
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sits in a chair,asleep*
  • zeerk:H-huh..whu..Menami?
  • 11:56CravitusAve: "What's that about a ship above-ohnevermind..."
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Is it time for breakfast..?
  • zeerk:Huh?
  • 11:57Invader JibZav: Um..how did you get in here?
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Why is there a huge ship outside
  • 11:57CravitusMit: "Uh, they made weird noises and i think they barked at me."
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I've been with you guys this whole time,remember?
  • 11:57CravitusMit: "Is that good?"
  • 11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Maybe... I have no idea what race this ship is owned by
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:They might be astral hounds.
  • 11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Probably not though...
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Going to ignore that
  • 11:57Long Time(i just realized lurk puts a capital for all the other character names except zeerk
  • 11:57INVADER VEX(Can we pause one second?
  • 11:58CravitusMit: "Lead, you out of Rex's engines yet?" Ave: "Yes."
  • (ye
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy( my z key is semi broken
  • 11:58Invader Jiblol mario you're right
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy( cant shift capslock z
  • ( rip
  • 11:58Long Time( i thought that was going to be some bizarre plot twist
  • 11:58YourFavoriteFangirl(aw man
  • (no twists
  • 11:58Invader Jibdissapointment
  • 11:58Long Time(lame
  • 11:58Cravitus(meanwhile ave stuck in a burning hot engine because it won't just cool down instantly
  • 11:58Invader Jibhm perhaps lurk is hiding it
  • for one zeerk turns out to come from a dimension where nobody capitalizes their last name
  • 11:59Mysteriousjillguy( you guys are gonna regret saying that when i reveal my new season three twist-
  • 11:59Invader Jib
  • when
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(i was guessing the z is not capital because the twist is that zeerk doesnt actually exist--
  • 11:59INVADER VEX(lurk pm
  • 11:59Mysteriousjillguy( that sounds lame @jib
  • 11:59Invader Jibmiz's sounds more likely
  • wait i got it
  • zeerk's name is that way because he's been is this whole time
  • 11:59Long Time(zeerk is racist towards the caps lock button and will make a deal with iso
  • (to destroy all caps locks
  • 11:59Invader Jib
  • iso
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(loool
  • 12:01Invader Jiblurk is silent because we discovered his twists
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirlmeanwhile
  • https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-tOV_p0Nnk5E/UmEUOGDFOzI/AAAAAAAAgF4/TeJc6Xr2-Cg/w345-h195/1382059809986.gif
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy( jib is blushing
  • ( he wants the mako
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 12:03Long Time(you exposed jib
  • (he was so embarrassed he left forever
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguytotally
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:05Invader Jibchat frozzzzzzeeeeee
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy( is rp reddy
  • 12:05Invader Jib
  • Invader Jib strangled wikia servers
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirlhttps://31.media.tumblr.com/883645472bd0164340bdcd32a7d735aa/tumblr_inline_n30id9SMpQ1rfgoig.gif encouragement
  • 12:06Cravitus(waiting
  • 12:06Invader Jibhow do i respond to these gifs without lewd implications
  • 12:07INVADER VEXYou dont.
  • Embrace the lewd jib
  • Cult Leader Vex demands it
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirl(http://i.imgur.com/AkDcUOO.gif vex, jib, and then darrz in a car
  • 12:07Cravitus( http://img08.deviantart.net/0826/i/2014/222/d/4/halo_2__anniversary___rtas__vadum_by_halomika-d7uiww9.jpg
  • ( waitingforrp
  • 12:07INVADER VEX@Miz, cant tell who is who
  • 12:07Invader Jibyes @miz
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( darrz is mako
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirl(huge dude is vex black haired girl is ryuko mako is darrz-
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( vex is the strong guy that lurk does not know because anime pleb
  • 12:08INVADER VEXThought so
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirl(*black haired girl is jib
  • (argh
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( gasp
  • ( vex knew all along
  • ( plot twist!11!
  • 12:09Cravitus(welp
  • 12:09Long Time(black haired girl is ryuko
  • (woah miz that's surprising
  • 12:09INVADER VEX(Well- Rp?
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirl(gamagoori is huge dude
  • 12:09Cravitus(time to entertain myself while i wait the mandatory five hours for rp
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirl(aka cinnamon
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( nope
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 12:09Cravitus(but can krev try to break his jaw
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mysteriousjillguy grabbed kreb and threw him back into the hell that is the chat
  • 12:09INVADER VEX(Rip jib
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( jib failed us
  • ( rip
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( he has betrayed the rp complaining club
  • A transmission comes up on the radio consisting of strange otherworldly squeals and barking noises*
  • Lurk:SFGDHRFHGJHJLOIYAUGH-
  • 12:11INVADER VEX
  • Thresh: *walks up to the radio* Um.... Hi.. We're gonna... Go into your ship

  • MysteriousjillguyRadio:"Ok"
  • Lurk:...what
  • 12:11INVADER VEX
  • the aliens start to look really freaked out and they cut the transmission*
  • 12:11CravitusAve climbed back in through the port hatch.
  • He looked into the cockpit.
  • 12:11INVADER VEXThresh: Weird... Ok, Mit. Fly us up into the hatch, please
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say wheres scythe-
  • 12:12CravitusMit: "Affirmative."
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Are you magik,mistur ship person?
  • 12:12CravitusThe ship's remaining, functional engine lit up, and they flew up.
  • 12:12INVADER VEX(UUUGH. Brb
  • (my mom wants something
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirl(http://33.media.tumblr.com/79a8f87b2e80ff786d8bef5a238bbaa6/tumblr_inline_n38q5lv2zI1r4ocw4.png this outlaws jib x mako ships
  • 12:12CravitusAve: "Who poured that yellow junk over my control panel?"
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: come help me science the hell out of something
  • ( vex: no i already did that earlier
  • 12:13Cravitus(darn it matt damon
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: science
  • vex:nO
  • 12:13Cravitus(possibilities of people getting krev's reference: minimal
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy(yep
  • ( airhorn violin theme.mp3
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat. 
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirl(http://33.media.tumblr.com/79a8f87b2e80ff786d8bef5a238bbaa6/tumblr_inline_n38q5lv2zI1r4ocw4.png
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( mako jib will always live on because multiverse
  • 12:14Invader Jibwell see that's much better than a horrifying jib/mako ship
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( along with lurgie and fiolurk
  • ( jib confirmed
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirl(but mako is obv a lesbian
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( miz prntsrc
  • ( prntssrcccc
  • 12:14Invader Jibi feel like i'm gonna regret saying that-
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( doesnt mako get a boyfriend tho
  • ( she is bi
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirl(lurgie and lurkxmali are my otps
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( right
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirl(wait what
  • (no
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( lork is forever a pleb
  • 12:15INVADER VEX(back
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( were you attacked by any stinging insects
  • 12:15INVADER VEX(Yes. All of them
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mysteriousjillguy revved up his flamethrower
  • ( good lord
  • 12:15INVADER VEX(Literally all of the stinging insects
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( im gonna need the big one
  • Mysteriousjillguy drove in a truck with the worlds largest boot
  • 12:16INVADER VEX(I'm actually dead right now, see. Cause of the stinging insects
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( so vex is a ghost
  • 12:16Invader Jibsounds painful
  • 12:16Cravitus(have you tried rubbing your neck with aloe vera
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( afterlife confirmed
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(kreb i misread that
  • 12:16INVADER VEX(Rip Vex. 1999 to 2015. "He got killed by literally all of the stinging insects"
  • 12:16Cravitus(betting no one got that reference either
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(hhh
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( vex r u gonna science the hell out of the afterlife now
  • 12:17INVADER VEX(yus
  • 12:17Invader Jibhm perhaps all dead people just roam the earth forever, unable to do anything
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirl("have you tried rubbing your neck with vagina"
  • 12:17Invader Jiblonging to be alive again
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( lets figure out how satan uses the blood of the damned using biophysics and other science words i dont know the meaning of
  • 12:18Cravitus(why would you do cpr for a gunshot wound to the head
  • 12:18Invader Jibyeah uh...we can use the...pysophere
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirl(luc probably finds such things entertaining
  • 12:18INVADER VEX(By the way, lurk. Satan says hi, and that he'll see you soon.
  • (Just fyi
  • 12:18Invader Jiblurk i think you just got owned
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( oh so hes ready for the party tonight good
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirl(lmao
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( ill bring the nachos
  • 12:19YourFavoriteFangirl(funfact: vex would probably get along with ran because shes a really smart science touhou character- she calculated the width of the sanzu river with complicated math formulas, which is the river to the afterlife and that is almost impossible to do because it stretches so much
  • 12:19INVADER VEX(He told me to bring a bowl of guac or he would add another ten years to my eternal damnation, but jokes on him, you cant add ten years to eternity
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy(is cthulu coming he better not bring those stupid eldritch horror romance comedies again
  • 12:20INVADER VEX(Well its hard to say no to cthulu.
  • 12:20Cravitus(time for krev to see if he can break his own jaw
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguy( meanwhile in this weird dimension or something where these characters exist or something i dunno maybe i need therapy and some dr pepper
  • 12:20Cravitus(then again dislocating my arms may be easier
  • 12:20Invader Jibwait i thought ran was just the one with that weird four tailed fox hat
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguydraxx:ARE YOU MAGIK MISTUR SHIP?!
  • 12:21YourFavoriteFangirl(she is
  • (but shes really smart
  • (vex and ran should go math everything
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:...do you have any....
  • Draxx:...baby feet
  • 12:21Invader JibThough come to think of it that's probably because i know her entirely from fanworks
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*looks around*
  • Draxx:If ye got any baby feet just gimmie em no one'll know
  • Draxx:DO YOU HAVE BABY FEET?
  • 12:21Invader JibZav: Uh..I don't think anyone has baby feet
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Ew, no. So... The aliens looked pretty freaked out by us.
  • 12:22CravitusMit connected to Ave's helmet-comm. Mit: "Can we throw this one out the airlock?"
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx stares at the computer screen intently*
  • 12:22CravitusMit: "Please?"
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
  • Lurk:Draxx's insanity is entertaining.
  • 12:22CravitusAve: "That's a negative."
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk threw a bag of chips at Draxx*
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Entertaining isnt the right word, Lurk
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyDraxx:GRGHGGJG *tears open the bag*
  • 12:22CravitusMit disconnected from Ave's helmet.
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: More like... Brutally annoying.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:MENTAL DISORDERS SURE ARE FUNNY HA!
  • zeerk:Are we going to land in the ship hangar or what?
  • 12:23CravitusMit: "I'd ask why you can hear a private communication inside of a sealed helmet, but whatever."
  • 12:23INVADER VEXThresh: But anyway. *Walks up into the cockpit as the ship rises into the hangar and the enormous hangar doors close beneath it*
  • 12:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Oh good
  • Lurk walks out of the ship first*
  • 12:24INVADER VEXThresh: By the way... Don't do anything stupid, guys. If you can help it
  • 12:24CravitusThe ship hovered, and deployed landing gear as the cabin filled with air again.
  • 12:24INVADER VEX
  • One of the aliens points at Lurk and screams, and five other aliens rush over, holding huge rifles*
  • 12:24Invader JibZav: *Jumps into the hanger doors*
  • 12:24CravitusAve: "No need to tell me, though..." He glanced at Darrz, then Draxx."
  • Ave: "Should I be concerned with the armed men?"
  • 12:25INVADER VEXthresh: Crap. Well, not doing anything stupid lasted all of five seconds. Lurk.. Do these guys know you?
  • 12:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Tall brown aliens with 4 sprawled out legs on the bottom of their torsos appear, they appear to holding things with their mandibles,they have 5 red eyes and verticle jaws with human esque teeth*
  • Alien:Xfgfhhklorp ffhbvbBLOpROChuiIUOPpP?
  • Alien2:GHhHJlOOpp hGHLoPNOrOpoiCHOJJiio
  • 12:25INVADER VEXThresh: ...
  • 12:26CravitusAve: "Welp, so much for universal translators."
  • 12:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe aliens voices seem to constantly change in pitch*
  • 12:26INVADER VEX
  • more and more aliens pile into the room, all of them holding some sort of weird gun*
  • 12:26CravitusAve: "I'm not liking this."
  • 12:26Invader JibZav: This seems uh...extremely bad
  • 12:26INVADER VEXThresh: Seriously lurk. What's the deal?
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH! You're the guys I stole mail from a few weeks ago
  • 12:26Invader JibZav: Not trying to be a jerk here but uh...if they have a problem with lurk, they MIGHT just take him and leave us alone.
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:Alongwithyourhighlyadvancedprobablitordrive
  • Alien:*Flares its nostrils*
  • 12:27Invader JibZav: Just uh...throwing that on the table.
  • 12:27CravitusAve: "Can we trade him for assurance that they won't shoot us?"
  • 12:27INVADER VEXThresh: True, Zav. True... *trips lurk, who falls off of the ship and onto the ground*
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyAlien:HhLOOpOPOjhHVvgH khjjerKJHKHKJHKHKHKJ KEK KEKEKEKEK
  • 12:27CravitusAve: "Takin' that as a yes."
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The aliens scream ACK ACK in unison*
  • 12:27INVADER VEX
  • A ton of aliens rush in and surround the ship*
  • 12:27CravitusBLU peered out, and stared indifferently.
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Gas bombs roll over to the group,activating instantly*
  • Lurk:HuhHjmhj?
  • 12:28CravitusAve: "This is why we wear helmets!"
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Menami I dont want to go to sleep now-
  • Lurk faints*
  • 12:28Invader JibZav: Btw uh, if one of his friends asked the aliens overpowered us and we couldn't help him
  • 12:28CravitusHe raised his rifle, and tried to aim through the gas.
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alien holding a club hits ave in the head with a metal bat,knocking him out*
  • 12:28CravitusAve: "Ungh-"
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy( typo ok so just imagine the alien holding a club and a metal bat at the same time for no reason at all
  • 12:29CravitusBLU growled, and leapt at the Alien, throwing it into the crowd and sprouting various weapons.
  • BLU: "HOSTILE CONTACT."
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Another alien fires a strange ray gun that causes BLU to malfunction*
  • 12:29CravitusBLU: "SS-SYS-SHOCK-K-ERR-"
  • 12:30INVADER VEXThresh: Whoa! *Trips off of the ship's deck. He slowly walks through the smoke, two lights on his helmet cutting through the blanket of smog, two red pistols raised*
  • 12:30CravitusBLU collapsed, growing dim.
  • BLU: "-rorrr..."
  • 12:30Invader JibZav: *Steps back on the hangar* *Shoots a couple of the aliens*
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • More gas bombs roll over,activating*
  • 12:30CravitusMit: "I think this is my cue to open fire."
  • 12:30INVADER VEXScythe: OH YEEEEE *dives at Blu, hitting his head on Blu's chest and knocking himself out*
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz closes his eyes,and everything goes to black*
  • (then they all died
  • ( the end
  • ( *credits*
  • 12:31INVADER VEX(rip everyone
  • 12:31Invader Jib(bril
  • 12:31INVADER VEX(best ending 10/10
  • 12:31Cravitus(would it screw anything up if ave's ship kept fighting
  • (because i mean mit's not disabled
  • 12:31Mysteriousjillguy( 10/10 would watch again-lebron james
  • (this appeals to me-shaqueel o neil the mystery shaq
  • ( "this rps aim is gettin better"-grunkl stan
  • Lurk wakes up, dazed*
  • 12:32INVADER VEX(perhaps his targeting computers cant ID any targets and decides not to shoot randomly because theyre in a spaceship
  • 12:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh...
  • 12:32Invader JibZav: *Slowly wakes up*
  • 12:32Cravitus(well we'll have to deal with that later
  • 12:32Mysteriousjillguy( that or aliens used EMP ray gun thing to shut down mit temporarily
  • 12:32INVADER VEX
  • They're sitting in a pitch black room*
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh..what did I do last night..
  • 12:33INVADER VEX
  • there's a light on somewhere far away, but it's behind enormous steel bars*
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WHY IS IT SO DARK! This is spooky.
  • 12:33INVADER VEXThresh: *wakes up with a jolt* AH! Wh... What happened
  • 12:33Invader JibZav: *Eyes slowly widen*
  • Zav: Oh uh..*looks at the bars* oh no..
  • 12:34CravitusAve groaned, and remained on the ground.
  • 12:34INVADER VEXScythe: Wow. Spooky stuff right? *extends his plasma blades and swings them at the metal bars*
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...wheres zeerk?
  • Lurk:zeerk? Are you here?
  • 12:34INVADER VEX
  • the bars become surrounded by a plasma barrier and shock scythe*
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Great...
  • Lurk:They took eerk...
  • zeerk*
  • ( damn z key
  • 12:35Invader Jib(eerk
  • 12:35CravitusAve: "...Did someone get the number of that ship that hit me?"
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nice one liner.
  • 12:35INVADER VEX(eerk: z-245 counterpart of zeerk- rp confirmed
  • 12:36Invader Jib(his evil plan is to destroy all z keys
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk looks through the bars*
  • 12:36YourFavoriteFangirl(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/728/874/bb2.gif is this lurk
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Guys..I think I see another cell..
  • 12:36INVADER VEXThresh: Wh... Oh.
  • 12:36Invader Jib(yes
  • 12:36CravitusAve: "...Cell?"
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy( omg yes
  • 12:36INVADER VEXThresh: *looks out into the darkness where Lurk is pointing*
  • 12:37CravitusAve bolted to his feet.
  • Ave: "Captured?!"
  • 12:37Invader JibZav: *Gets up, finally*
  • Zav: Looks like that
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hm...plasma barriers...
  • Lurk:Hmmmm
  • Lurk:Oh I know exactly what will work!
  • Lurk takes out a strange looking gun*
  • 12:38CravitusAve: "Just what in the void do you plan on doing with that?"
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk fires it, a small black hole comes out,consuming the plasma barrier generator and some of the bars*
  • The black hole collaspes on itself pushing them back*
  • Lurk:I REGRET NOTHING-
  • 12:38Invader Jib(*the bullet goes through a wormhole and hit jib's base
  • 12:38INVADER VEXScythe: Would it be smart to touch that? I sort of want to
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk bumps into Thresh*
  • 12:39CravitusAve: *Unintelligible*
  • He crashed into an inactive metallic chassis.
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • The bars are now distorted and bent*
  • 12:39Invader JibZav" *A grenade flies out of his suit and into the blackhole*
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz touches a bar, it breaks*
  • 12:39Invader Jib
  • Meanwhile, the grenade lands on jib's base, exploding
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy( the black hole collasped-
  • 12:39Invader Jibeh
  • (like before that
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy(ok
  • 12:40INVADER VEXThresh: *points his flashlight through the bars, but the light is scrambled by the plasma shield* Well the shield is self-regenerative.
  • 12:40Invader JibZav: Well uh..that worked much better than anyone thought it would
  • 12:40CravitusAve groaned, rubbing his back sorely.
  • Ave: "A black hole gun? In this tiny room?"
  • Ave: "Common sense must be getting rare."
  • 12:41INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk gets results, soldier. Common sense has not been the the thing that has kept him alive in other dimensions.
  • Thresh: While I don't agree with his practices... They do work out
  • 12:42CravitusAve: "As long as it doesn't kill us." He sighed.
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • a noise can be heard from down the hall, in the cell Lurk was looking at before*
  • 12:43CravitusAve dropped into a low, evasive stance instinctively.
  • Ave: "What was that?"
  • 12:43INVADER VEXThresh: Another prisoner, probably...
  • 12:44Invader JibZav: ..
  • 12:45INVADER VEX
  • A set of five orange lights starts to glow, and they can hear some clicking coming from that side of the room*
  • 12:45Cravitus(eeee
  • (lurk just went to 'away'
  • 12:45INVADER VEX(rip lurk.
  • 12:49Cravitus(lurkkkk
  • (you meatttt
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 12:51Cravitus(now everyone else is afk
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:52Cravitus(eeeee
  • 12:52Mysteriousjillguy( slight emergency
  • ( back now
  • 12:53Cravitus(vex darnit
  • Ave fumbled around for a weapon on the ground instinctively, staring into the light behind his own helmet.
  • 1:08Derpiestderparound
  • (example: Elipsise.
  • Lurk:I DONT NEED COMMON SENSE TO SURVIVE THRESH-
  • 1:08Invader JibZav: Huh..does that actually work? Okay lurk, do something with that makes absolutely no sense.
  • 1:08Cravitus(i feel like i worded that wrong
  • 1:08Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk slowly approaches the cell*
  • 1:08INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... Be careful
  • 1:08CravitusAve: "...Is anyone else gonna say something about the weird orange lights staring at us?"
  • 1:08Invader JibZav: no
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:Thats why I'm moving tOWARD THEM-
  • Lurk:Shhh
  • *Lurk takes out a plasma knife and cuts some wires near the cell,breaking the plasma field*
  • Lurk:Wow why didnt I use this earlier-
  • 1:09INVADER VEX*they hear a shift and a scraping of metal, and the lights move away into the corner of their cell. There's another set of lights, two red ones, and they move close to each other*
  • 1:10Derpiestderparound( https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCoQtwIwBGoVChMIz673yKDLyAIVYzimCh1DsQgw&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hb95qRlyNQ&usg=AFQjCNHGjsmv3B64RH4uSRr-JYg1qNx6xA&sig2=bTxn7WpbvVm4RKKmgayGfg
  • (oh god that link
  • 1:10Cravitus(considering they're in a cell
  • 1:10Derpiestderparound(anyway
  • (my reaction
  • 1:10Cravitus(and presumably detained/captured
  • *Lurk cuts the bars with his plasma knife,causing them to break*
  • 1:10Cravitus(whoever captured them must really suck at searching for weapons/confiscating them
  • 1:10
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk slowly approaches the light, knife in hand*
  • Lurk:Hello..?
  • 1:11INVADER VEX*a huge burst of white light engulfs the room
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGGHHHH
  • 1:11Invader JibZav: *Covers his eyes*
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out an alien bible*
  • Lurk:BEGONE EVIL CREATURES-
  • 1:11CravitusAve: *Shouting, flailing*
  • 1:11INVADER VEX*a tube of metal screams through the air, punching a hole through the side of the ship*
  • 1:11Invader JibZav: I haven't seen this much light since uh..i forget
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk stumbles back*
  • 1:11INVADER VEXThresh: It's a missile! Take cover
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:GAHHH
  • 1:11INVADER VEX*Thresh dives into a corner
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz falls over into Draxx and zav,Draxx screams horribly*
  • 1:12CravitusAve scrambled around on top of BLU's inactive chassis, and yelled incoherently.
  • 1:12Invader JibZav: *struggles to get up*
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(I gtg
  • (Night guys
  • 1:12Cravitus(goodnight
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy( bye
  • 1:12Invader Jib(night
  • 1:12INVADER VEX*the missile rips through the ship and hits what is presumably the engine block, knocking them around and venting deadly gas into the room
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough* ACK *wheeze*
  • 1:12CravitusAve: "Not good, not good, not good!"
  • 1:13Invader JibZav: If I die I want you two to know...it's completely your fault
  • 1:13INVADER VEX*the ship starts to fall from the sky, towards a small desert planet, as another missile Rams into the hull
  • 1:13CravitusAve's hands grasped BLU's chest panel, and yanked it open.
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy*Meanwhile in the ship the aliens scatter and enter escape pods, the captain pushes other aliens to their deaths and enters his own with deluxe cupholders*
  • 1:13CravitusAve: "Start button, start button... Where'd I put the start button?!"
  • 1:13INVADER VEX*the second missile burns out and gets lodged in a hole right next to their cell, it's delay timer ticking loudly*
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:If I die my last request is to strangle Jib one last time-
  • Lurk:AHHHHHH
  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Oh god... We have to jump out!
  • 1:14CravitusAve: "Now is a very good time to leave!"
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:FORGET WHAT I SAID EXPLODING IS PAINFUL-
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Come on! Quickly! *dives into the air*
  • 1:14CravitusAve's fingers scrambled over the buttons in BLU's chest, and finally hit the power button.
  • 1:14Invader JibZav: *Tumbles into the air*
  • 1:14CravitusBLU: "ONLINE."
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait but we'll hit the ground and stuff
  • Derpiestderparound has left the chat. 
  • 1:14INVADER VEX*scythe does a poorly executed cartwheel and flies out into the air
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:That wuld hurt a lot
  • 1:15INVADER VEXThresh: Blu should be able to fly us down to the ground! Just go
  • 1:15CravitusAve: "BLU, WE ARE LEAVING!"
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Grabs Darrz and Draxx and jumps out*
  • 1:15CravitusThe Machine didn't even glance at Ave as it shoved him off, closing it's chest cavity, and blowing a larger hole in the ship.
  • 1:15Mysteriousjillguy*zeerk does as well,activating mechanian jetboosters*
  • 1:15CravitusBLU grabbed onto Ave and whoever hadn't yet jumped, and leapt out.
  • 1:16Mysteriousjillguy( wait just realized zeerk was captured by the aliens earlier
  • ( will edit recording just pretend zeerk isnt here
  • 1:16CravitusAverii cackled madly. Ave: "THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!"
  • 1:17INVADER VEX*a huge chunk of molten debris knocks into BLU's right booster jet, crushing the turbine inside of it and making him and Ave spin wildly*
  • 1:17CravitusBLU: "CATASTROPHIC FAILUREEE-"
  • 1:17Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk spins around in the air,screaming*
  • *Darrz eats a bag of space flavored space cookies whilst calmly falling to his doom*
  • 1:17INVADER VEX*the two figures belonging to the red and orange lights dive out of the ship after the Irkens, the one with orange lights on its head rocketing down below the group of irkens before stabilizing*
  • 1:18CravitusAve smacked BLU in the chest, and the robot took the action as a sign to release him.
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD ITS THE LIGHT DEMONS WE'RE GONNA DIE-
  • 1:18Invader JibZav: HEY GUY, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO KILL US, RIGHT?
  • 1:18CravitusAve then tumbled off, plummeting a bit further.
  • 1:18Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk throws a fionna doll at the familar figure, the whine of an annoying irken is heard*
  • Lurk:Wait a second...I know that SHRILL annoying voice
  • 1:19INVADER VEXFigure: Irkens! *somehow communicating through their comm channel in a garbled, clearly modified voice* Come close! I have a parachute
  • 1:19CravitusBLU shut down his right thruster, and shifted his remaining foot-jet in an attempt to compensate.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Its not possible
  • 1:19Invader JibZav: Uhh do we trust him?
  • 1:19CravitusAve glanced at the crowd, and then the single figure.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...I think one of them is Jib.
  • 1:19INVADER VEXThresh: ... Crap... We need to get over there. It's our only chance!
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
  • Lurk:Kill Jib or die...
  • 1:19CravitusAve: "I'll take my chances with myself, actually!"
  • 1:19Invader JibZav: *Floats toward the figure*
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait lemme think bout this-
  • 1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *goes in close, hovering next to the first figure*
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx grabs Lurk and Darrz,growling, and moves toward the figures*
  • Lurk:*Taps on the figure that was hit with the doll*
  • 1:20CravitusBLU tossed whatever passengers he had left at the figure, and shifted, slowing down.
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:If you're jib I hate you.
  • 1:20CravitusThe others plummet past him.
  • 1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *pulls a cord off of his belt and hooks it on the figure's harness*
  • Figure: Hurry, the rest of you. Right now!
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk takes out one of his hairs and stabs it into the figure's boot,instantly giving him an iron grip on him*
  • 1:21Invader JibZav: *Hooks onto the figure's harness*
  • Zav: I'm not sure it's Jib..we would've gotten an overly sarcastic response by now
  • 1:21INVADER VEXScythe: *dives quickly next to the group, grabbing onto thresh and causing the group to spin*
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk holds onto the single needle like hair that seems to be stronger then metal*
  • 1:21CravitusAve glanced at them one last time, and straightened himself out, perpendicular to the fast-approaching ground.
  • Ave: "Yeah, I'm good!"
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WE'RE GONNA GO SPLAT! HEHE
  • 1:22CravitusHe activated his jetboots and slowed, pulling away from the rest of them.
  • INVADER VEXFigure: Agh..... *pulls off his grey cloak and pushes a button on a grey, teardrop shaped device mounted to his back*
  • 1:23Invader JibZav: ...*Scratches his head*
  • 1:23INVADER VEX*a huge white parachute deploys from the figure's back, ripping them out of free fall. the tethers between the figure and the Irkens strain under the pressure
  • *the other figure, dressed in a red set of armor, has also deployed his chute, and is floating slowly above them*
  • 1:24Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk isnt affected by the change in force from the parachute at all due to the single hair hes holding onto*
  • Lurk:*Emotionless expression*
  • 1:25CravitusAve: "Come on, come on..." He muttered; jetboots weren't as effective at sudden stops, and he still sailed downwards.
  • Meanwhile, BLU fell like a feathery rock, floaty, but still pretty fast.
  • 1:25INVADER VEX*the cable between thresh and the figure snaps, and he and scythe fall* *scythe grabs onto Lurk, straining both of their arms*
  • 1:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGHHH
  • 1:26INVADER VEXScythe: AAAAAGGGHHHHhhh!
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU'RE GOING TO DISLOCATE MY ARM! LET GO!
  • 1:26CravitusAve looked up to the group. Ave: "And THAT'S why I didn't take the chute!"
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Angry gibberish*
  • 1:26INVADER VEXScythe: .... *lets go, falling through the air towards the ground*
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyDarrz:NOOO! SYTCHEEEYYYYYY
  • 1:26INVADER VEXThresh: WHAT THE HELL, SCYTHE?!?
  • 1:26Invader JibZav: I uh..I imagine we're pretty close to the ground by now
  • Zav: Wait..no
  • 1:26CravitusBLU suddenly smashed through a sand dune at an angle, and a plume of sand and dust flew into the air.
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz activates his jetpack,boosting the group downward*
  • 1:27INVADER VEX*thresh and Scythe are almost to the ground*
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy( ill admit the what the hell scythe was pretty funny-
  • 1:27CravitusAve glanced up at the incoming pair.
  • 1:27INVADER VEXThresh: Ave! A little help?
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz grabs onto scythes foot*
  • 1:27Invader JibZav: Wait darrz I think-
  • 1:27CravitusAve: "Ohcrap-"
  • The two smack into Ave, and he grabs on, spiraling a bit, his Jetboots straining against the weight.
  • 1:27INVADER VEX*scythe's foot dislocates and they continue to fall*
  • 1:28Mysteriousjillguy*The group crashes downward toward ave fueled by darrz's stupidity and his jetboots*
  • 1:28CravitusAve: "Nononononono-"
  • 1:28Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx bites onto scythe's foot holding on*
  • 1:28INVADER VEXThresh: We're spinning too fast! Ave, come in sideways and slow us down!
  • 1:29CravitusAve grunted, trying to adjust the jets.
  • 1:29INVADER VEX*Scythe's foot twists, blood spilling out of his suit
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx activates his PAK jetpack,sending the group scattering*
  • 1:29CravitusHis PAK sprouted thrusters, and slowed the spiral.
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk crashes into the sand*
  • Lurk:BBGHHL
  • 1:29INVADER VEXThresh: *looks up at the rest of the group, floating down fairly slowly*
  • 1:29CravitusAve: "What do you people eat?!"
  • 1:29Invader JibZav: *Smashes into the sand*
  • Zav: In my defense, that wasn't my fault at all
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Its a good thing Irkens are extremely conviently durable unlike stupid humans.
  • Lurk:Yep.
  • 1:30INVADER VEXScythe: Other people! But this isn't the time!*bites into Ave's coat and they grab on, stabilizing in the air*
  • 1:30CravitusAve: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!"
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:THats just the beauty of totally legit biology and science, a miracle of evolution and genetics,why-
  • *Darrz crashes into Lurk*
  • 1:31INVADER VEXThresh: Whew.... Scythe... Good job...
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY SPINEEEEE
  • 1:31CravitusAve's jetboots were screaming at this point, attempting to keep them from smashing into the ground.
  • They were still gliding, however.
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  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Can we jump off a ship next time? Only in space so we can burn up in the atmosphere?
  • Lurk:N O
  • *Lurk pushes Darrz off*
  • *Lurk stands up,grunting, spinal cracking noises are heard*
  • *Lurk holds his back in pain, he looks around*
  • 1:32CravitusAve and his passengers sailed backwards towards a sand dune.
  • 1:32INVADER VEX*thresh and scythe are 20 feet off the ground, and they let go and roll down a hill to the rest of the group, flinging sand everywhere*
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...we forgot about Zeerk-
  • 1:32INVADER VEXThresh: Owch...
  • 1:32Invader JibZav: ...who
  • 1:32CravitusAve: "Wha-"
  • 1:32Mysteriousjillguy*The ship crashes nearby,creating a huge explosion*
  • Lurk:....
  • 1:32CravitusAve's Jetboots sent him plowing through the dune, unprepared for the sudden loss in weight.
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stares at the explosion,wind pushing his hair back*
  • 1:33CravitusHe tumbled out the other side, back-first.
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:....Zeerk...
  • 1:33Invader JibZav: -*Covers his mouth* Oh..
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  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Falls to his knees*
  • 1:33INVADER VEX*the two figures, who are about twenty feet away, trailed by their huge parachutes, are looking into the sky at the ship, which is careening into the side of a hill*
  • 1:33Invader JibZav: Yeah uh..tough luck.. or something..*Looks at some kind of scanner8
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy"Oh hi guys"
  • *zeerk appears injured a bit and his clothes is ruined*
  • Lurk:Oh you're alive.
  • Lurk:I wasnt sad at all.
  • 1:34INVADER VEXScythe: I was sad. I cried. But... Only on the inside.
  • *scythe's leg is drenched in pink blood at this point, and his foot is mangled*
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doesnt that hurt a lot?
  • 1:35Invader JibZav: Ouch..
  • 1:35INVADER VEXScythe: Unbelievably, Yep. Mhm. Oh yes. *passes out on the ground*
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx twists his foot trying to copy Scythe for no reason*
  • Draxx:PAIN IS HILARIOUS
  • *Draxx faints*
  • 1:35INVADER VEXJust dropped two bars of signal
  • i think it's going out
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well that happened. What should we do now.
  • 1:36CravitusSuddenly, something from the trail left in the sky split off and seemed to veer towards them.
  • Something... Burning.
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