10:02Invader Jiblurk vex jib and ave drive bikes into dusq's core
10:02Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk is riding in some stolen random ship as usual*
10:02YourFavoriteFangirl(jib brilliant
10:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doo dee doo doody gonna visit Menami doody doo
Lurk:Say av where was that station again?
zav*
The ship begins flying toward the station*
Lurk:Huh. look at that.
Darrz: :I
The ship begins flying headfirst into the station*
10:03Invader JibZav: Uh
Zav: Last tiem I checked it was a few inches from here
Zav: Wait HOLY
10:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait a sec why is the station getting bigger and bigger-
10:04Invader JibZav: *Pushes the wheel, barely turnin gthe ship*
10:04Mysteriousjillguy
The ship steers to the right*
Lurk:w-WOAH
Lurk:That was close-
An asteroid randomly flys in knocking the ship*
Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
An alarm blairs*
Lurk:QUICK
Lurk:EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT
zeerk:How is that going to save us-
Lurk:Wait when did you get here-
10:06INVADER VEX
In front of the ship, There's a small, grey Irken information relay center, covered in satellite dishes and sensory material. Inside they can see Irkens curiously watching the spinning ship*
10:06Mysteriousjillguy
The ship crashes into some hangar in the station*
The ship emits smoke*
10:06Cravitus(on the side, krev can only watch in horror as is plane is killed by it's only weakness (flagpoles
10:06INVADER VEX
The airlock on the hangar closes behind them*
10:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Twitches*
Lurk:My SPINNEE
10:07Invader JibZav: Make sure the log says this wasn't my fault at all
10:07MysteriousjillguyDarrz:How is it we always survive crashes like this
zeerk:Lurk you're an AWFUL driver
Lurk:*is out of the ship*
zeerk:...sigh
10:07INVADER VEX
The door into the interior of the station opens. Commander Thresh walks out to them with his mask on and a rifle in his hands*
10:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH HI-uh..what was your name again.
Darrz:HEY Y'KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CALL AVERII MMHMM YEP
10:08Invader JibZav: Oh, commander Thresh *Makes a hand gesture pointing at the others*
10:08INVADER VEXThresh: Commander Thresh. And You're Lurk. I take it you're here to see Menami.
10:08MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Takes out a communicator and dials Averii's phone number*
zeerk:Didnt Menami have the day off today?
Lurk:WH-
10:09INVADER VEXThresh: ... *puts his rifle on his back and looks behind him at a bunch of confused soldiers*
10:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT IS THIS?!
Lurk:I DROVE ACROSS 15 STAR SYSTEMS AND
Lurk:Eh
Darrz:OH GOD
Darrz:AVERII ISNT ANSWERING HIS PHONE
Darrz:HES DEAD
Darrz:NOOOOOOOOO
10:10INVADER VEXThresh: ...
10:10MysteriousjillguyDarrz:IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!
Darrz falls onto the ground banging it with his fists*
10:11INVADER VEX
Scythe slides into the room and falls over, screaming and banging on the ground next to Darrz*
10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..
zeerk:...scythe what are you doing
10:11INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! Stop it.
10:11YourFavoriteFangirl(i like scythe
10:11INVADER VEXScythe: It's what all the cool kids are doing!
Scythe: ALL. OF. THEM.
10:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*looks at Scythe,disturbed*
Lurk:I wonder if I can drag Mario over here.
Lurk takes out his convient always present somehow communication device that doesnt resemble a phone at all*
Lurk:*Dials Marios number*
10:13Long Time(swer2godlork
10:13Mysteriousjillguy
A recording of hatbot gurgling comes out of the phone*
10:13Invader JibZav: Is there any reason I was needed on that FIVE HOUR DRIVE
10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *sneaks up behind Lurk and stares at Mario's contact picture*
10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:DARN IT IT WENT TO VOICE MAIL
Lurk:=_o? *Looks at Scythe*
10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *waddles back over to Thresh*
10:13Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk slowly puts the totally not phone and shuffles away*
away*
Lurk:So uh..you guys got any food here?
10:14INVADER VEXThresh: Um. Yeah, sure.
Thresh: Follow me.
10:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*follows*
10:14Invader JibZav: *Follows Thresh*
10:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Continues trying to call Averii out of paranoia*
zeerk follows*
10:15INVADER VEXThresh: *walks through the door and through the hallway of soldiers* Back to work everyone! Those monitors aren't gonna look at themselves. Well... They have cameras.... But thats not the point!
The soldiers wander away back to work*
10:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait wut does he me zav
mean*
Lurk:WHERE IS THE FOOD?!
10:16INVADER VEXScythe: YOU'RE the food....
10:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:No
Lurk:Stop that
Lurk:Shame on you
10:16INVADER VEXScythe: Mmmmhhhmmm.
10:17YourFavoriteFangirl(lurk treats scythe like a puppy that just peed on the rug
10:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Lurk has a point is there some kind of cafeteria? I'm hungry.
10:17INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah. Well. We have some... microwaved MRIs...
10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:MRIs?
10:17Invader JibZav: *Sigh* Darrz, he meant the other soliders had to go back to their jobs *in a very condescending voice*
10:17INVADER VEXThresh: And... A caffeine pill dispensary. You can crush them up and put them in your food....
10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEE?
10:18Invader Jib
late reply
10:18INVADER VEXThresh: It's like... a plastic bag of food that you microwave.
10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepth
Lurk:You got any burgers?
Darrz:A burger to surpass Commander Thresh
Lurk:...What
10:18INVADER VEXThresh: We have a hamburger casserole MRI. But Scythe ate half of it so you dont really want it
10:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepgth
Lurk:Hm
Lurk:Well I guess I could go look at your telescopes or observatory, you guys got anything like that?
10:19INVADER VEX
They get to the cafeteria, which is basically just a small room with a table and two microwaves*
10:19Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Wow this cafeteria is AWESOME.
Darrz:I know right
Lurk:..:I
10:20Invader JibZav: Yeah uh *narrows eyes at lurk* you might wanna send someone to make sure he doesn't break anything
10:20INVADER VEXThresh: Yep. *takes out a shiny foil bag and puts it in a microwave*
10:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why would I break anything-
Lurk accidentally hits a microwave causing it to fall over*
Lurk:...It was already broken.
10:21INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk!... *Groans* Ok. Zav, take him up to the sensory recon room. And.. Don't let him touch anything
Lurk:Hey..uh..I see some weird blobs coming toward the station..
10:28INVADER VEX
Thresh climbs up into the booth
Thresh: Let me look. Could be nothing
10:28Invader JibZav: Weird blobs?
10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:THEY MIGHT INTER DIMENSIONAL HORRORS FROM THE DIMENSION OF HORROR17
zeerk:What a creative and descriptive name.
10:29INVADER VEX
Thresh looks through the digital telescope* *There are two sets of coordinates that are circled in red, and they are moving across the space station's side*
Thresh: Hm. I have no idea what that is...
Thresh: *on his radio* Fire a shot at enclosed coordinates. Just one. Mark any course correction not predicted by monitoring software.
10:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Everyone get some supplies and prepare for the eldritch apocalypse. *Puts on a construction hat with garlic taped to it*
10:31INVADER VEX
A green beam of plasma rips through space and through one of the blobs. It stops where it is and looks like it's boiling in space*
Thresh: Uh... That's probably not good.
10:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Huh?
Darrz:*Continues to attempt to call ave*
10:33INVADER VEX
The other blob starts to boil, and five pin-shaped, weird looking objects burst out of them and fly right at the station.*
Thresh: Oh crap! Fire all weapons at those... Things! Right now!
10:34Invader Jib
many soldiers activate various weapons*
10:34INVADER VEX
Ten bursts of green lasers fly right at the objects- they swerve and dodge the lasers with incredible precision*
10:34YourFavoriteFangirl("i cant stand a game without difficulty" - angie 2015
(this explains
(everything
10:35INVADER VEX
One of the objects explodes, and shrapnel flies towards the station, breaking out a window and tossing three irkens into space*
10:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH!
Darrz:*Bangs on his communicator for Ave to answer*
Darrz begins spazzing out*
Darrz:GFDHRTGHRTGJRTGHJYGHJHGKHKKLLOOPOOUAUGHHUUH
10:35CravitusDarrz's Communicator beeped as someone finally answered.
10:35Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz yells into it*
10:36CravitusAve: "-What have I told you about trying to reach my through my personal number?"
10:36INVADER VEXThresh: Oh my- Ok! Lets... Uh.. Let's go kill those things. *takes out his rifle and seals his helmet* Oh by the way... The entire ship is a vacuum now except for this room. So do you guys have helmets?
Lurk:WE NEED A SHIP GET OVER HERE AND BRING YOUR ROBOT!
10:36CravitusAve: "What the hell have you done this time?"
10:37Invader JibZav: *Gets a helmet and puts it on*
10:37INVADER VEXThresh: Give me the comm!
10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:We're being attacked at some sort of irken military station by..uh..space..blobs
10:37Invader JibZav: I use these a lot
10:37Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk hands it to Thresh*
10:37INVADER VEX
the ships smash into the station, knocking them around
10:37CravitusAve: "Who am I speaking to!?"
10:37Invader JibZav: *Tumbles*
10:37Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Puts on his bubble helmet*
Lurk and Darrz stumble*
10:37CravitusAve: "Darrz? Are you still there?"
10:37INVADER VEXThresh: This is commander Thresh. If you are Irken military personel, these are our coordinates. Please come quickly, we need immediate evac
personnel
10:38CravitusThe communicator began a flat tone, and the connection died.
10:39INVADER VEXThresh: Ah, crap, it's dead. *hands the comm back to Darrz. Ok... Let's get down there, maybe I can get to the hangar and get us a ship
there's a huge bang on the hatch below them*
10:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Okie Dokie
Darrz opens the hatch*
Darrz:Hello?
Lurk:*Facepalm*
10:40INVADER VEX
Scythe flies into the room
10:40Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk activates his bubble helmet*
Lurk:Oh it wasnt some space blob come to eat our souls.
10:40INVADER VEXScythe: Pretty close though... Amiright?
10:41Invader JibZav: *Activates his helmet, and jumps into the hatch*
10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Not really.
10:41INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah... not really. Ok, lets go
10:41Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts mechanian robotic tenetacles and climbs down the hatch*
10:41INVADER VEX
thresh jumps down and into the zero-g area below them
10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:So uh...scythe..what did you see down there-
zeerk floats*
zeerk:Woah
Darrz spins around*
Darrz:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lurk:QUIT FOOLING AROUND DA-oh hey this is kinda fun
10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Normal stuff... Crappy food... Giant cyborg abominations build with the sole purpose of our destructuion
10:42Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk floats around*
10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Stuff like that
10:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
A dotian appears from an open hatch nearby, it jumps onto Lurk*
10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Well... I guess its not that giant
10:43Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk punches it in the face*
Dotian:*Hiss*
10:43INVADER VEXThresh: *grabs the thing and shoots it through its head*
10:43Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts a mechanian tenetacle and slams it away*
The sounds of more dotians is heard from the nearby hatch*
10:44Invader JibZav: *Readies guns*
10:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oop...
10:44INVADER VEXThresh: These are... Dotians... But they aren't... *looks over to the hatch and puts up his rifle*
10:44Mysteriousjillguy
Dotians fly into the room, making gurgling noises*
Lurk:*Takes out a plasma disc launcher and shoots at the dotians one by one*
10:44INVADER VEXThresh: OH DANG! *shoots into the room, hitting some of them with bolts of plasma*
10:44Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz screams,covered in some*
10:45INVADER VEXScythe: *is sitting in a corner spinning around really fast and vomiting*
10:45Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sprouts mechanian weapons from his PAK and fires at them*
10:45Invader JibZav: *shoots them rapidly, slowly moving across the room*
10:45Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk kicks one away and hits another with his gun*
zeerk:THERES TOO MANY
More dotians come into the room*
10:45INVADER VEXThresh: *vomit flies onto his neck* Eugh! What the heck, scythe! *hits a dotian away with his gun*
Thresh: Um... You guys get to an airlock! I'll go get a ship and meet you outside
10:46Invader JibZav: *Punches one of the dotians as it flies into the wall*
10:46Mysteriousjillguy
A loud insane gibberish is heard, a pink laser flies out of the hatch, vaporizing several dotians*
Draxx:I AINT DYIN TODDEYYYY *Holding a laser cannon*
10:46Invader JibZav: *Tries to "swim" towards an airlock
10:46INVADER VEX
thresh kicks off of a wall and flies past some dotians and into another room*
10:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:GASP,ITS-uh..what is your name
10:46Invader JibZav: How did-
10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:THE BURGERS LED ME HERE
10:47INVADER VEXScythe: lol zav you cant swim in space. Git gud
10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:A BURGER TO SURPASS THE GEAR IS A GOOD BURGER
Lurk:..Ok
Lurk:Where the heck is the airlock again? *pushes away a floating dead dotian*
10:47Invader JibZav: Well uh...I don't know what you call this
10:48Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Huh?
10:49INVADER VEXScythe: ... *pushes a button on a wall and opens a door into the bridge of the station. It's full of dotians, along with an enormous four-armed creature yelling at them in an alien gibberish*
10:49Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk bounces off a dotian and heads for the door*
Lurk shooots at the dotians,angrily screaming*
10:49INVADER VEXScythe: I found the party. It's over here. *points through the door as fifty dotians rush through space towards them*
10:49Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk boosts forward with mechanian jetpacks and sprouts a mechanical fist,hitting the creature*
10:51INVADER VEXScythe: *extends his plasma blade gauntlets and holds them in an x in front of him. Dotians can't slow down and hit his two blades, sending chunks of dotian everywhere*
10:51Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx vaporizes some dotians with his cannon*
Lurk:EUAGH SCYTHE WATCH IT-
A dotian bites Lurk,grumbling*
Lurk kicks it off*
10:51Invader JibZav: I haven't got to shoot something in a while, so eh *Fires at some of the dotian heads*
10:52Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Guys I could use help with this huge muscular alien.
10:52INVADER VEXScythe: eheheh. *a tiny orb of dotian blood floats through the room and hits the four armed commander, who seems to be reconfiguring the data sets for the station*
zeerk continues hitting the commander with his robotic fist*
10:52YourFavoriteFangirl(what happened to the dotians exactly and who owns them
10:52Mysteriousjillguy( nightmare irkuns
( they were turned into cyborg slavesss
( fridge horror intensifies
10:53INVADER VEX
The commander grabs Zeerk and tosses him to the wall. He seems to be wearing magnetic boots*
10:53Mysteriousjillguy( ehh more like nightmare fuel
10:53YourFavoriteFangirl(just a random planet of boring creatures?
10:53Mysteriousjillguyeerk:AUGH
10:53Invader JibPlanet Dot Dot Dot Details here though it may be outdated)
10:53Mysteriousjillguy( why not? dotians are weak
10:53YourFavoriteFangirl(""perfect they have no real emotions anyways so they wont feel the pain of being turned into cyborgs""
10:53Mysteriousjillguy( although its implied they have a secret civilization
10:53Invader JibZav: *Stabs some of the dotians with a knife*
10:54YourFavoriteFangirl(yeah nightmare irkens are terrible
10:54Mysteriousjillguy( imagine this
( the dotians are probably screaming internally
10:54INVADER VEX
the commander walks through the room, shoving some dotian corpses aside, and into another room. There's a computer board soldered to the control station, broadcasting a new signal from the station*
10:54Invader Jib(I never thought of that but...yeah
10:54Mysteriousjillguy( but they cant express their pain because cybernetics
10:54YourFavoriteFangirl(...<////3
10:54Mysteriousjillguy( that or maybe they removed their vocal cords-
10:55Cravitus(meanwhile in ksp
10:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:AFTER THAT SPIDER ALIEN GUY!
10:55INVADER VEXScythe: Uh. Okaaay. *floats through but gets smashed back by the hundred or so dotians flying around randomly
10:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk flies into the other room*
10:56INVADER VEX
the commander closes the door, leaving him with Lurk alone in the room, which has one of the dart-like ships in it*
10:56Invader JibZav: How am I supposed to-
10:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS PAIN YOU WRETCH *Aims his plasma disc launcher*
Lurk:Uh..
zeerk:!
zeerk:LURK!
10:56INVADER VEXCommander: Phh.... *walks over to the ship, getting into it, not even noticing Lurk*
10:57Invader JibZav: *Desperately stabs the dotians as they try to overpower him*
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk retracts his mechanical fists and attempts to break down the door with his spider legs*
zeerk:WE NEED THIS DOOR OPEN
Draxx fires his cannon at the door,making a small hole in it*
10:57INVADER VEXCommander: *in garbled english* You should... leave... Or you will die, yes?
10:57Mysteriousjillguy
The chunk from the hole floats away*
Draxx:YERUUHHOHGGBAUGH
Draxx shoots his cannon at the ship*
Lurk:NO...instead..it is...YOU...who...will be the one...who is going..to....DIE
Draxx:*Claps*
10:58INVADER VEXCommander: Phhh *Pulls the ship out of its stuck place in the hull. What little air remains flies out of the room, pushing Lurk out into space*
10:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHHHHHH!
Lurk:GUYS! CATCH ME!
10:59Invader JibZav: YEAH I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW *Trying to get out of dotian arms*
10:59INVADER VEX
scythe flies out of the hole and grabs lurk*
Scythe: I got you bro. *scythe is now also floating out into space*
11:02INVADER VEXThresh: Is this... The guy we were on comms with? *points at the large ship outside of where they are*
11:03MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Yeh
Draxx:Issa Ave
11:03CravitusA sidehatch on the ship hissed open silently, and a one-eyed helmet and it's owner poked out.
11:03INVADER VEXThresh: Cool... Cool... *waves at the figure*
11:04CravitusAve: "...Did I miss something?" He stared at the partially-wrecked station.
11:04INVADER VEX
Some dotian climbs up ontop of the ship and starts to kick Scythe, but then floats off into space*
11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes,
Lurk shoots the remaning dotians with his plasma disc launcher*
11:04INVADER VEX
The spittle runner slowly floats next to Ave's ship*
11:04Invader JibZav: Wait are we supposed to be in space-*Stabbing a dotian*
11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Bubble helmets,zav.
zeerk:Yeh
zeerk enters the side hatch of ave's ship*
Lurk:You think we can dock the spittle on your ship Ave?
11:05CravitusAve glanced at the damaged ship for a moment.
Ave: "It can be done."
11:06INVADER VEXThresh: May it be done?
11:06CravitusAve looked inside his own vessel. Ave: "Mit, docking sequence, if you'd please."
11:06Invader JibZav: *Floats through space onto Ave's ship*
(i think i missed something-
11:06CravitusThe ship maneuvered around, and docked the other hatch to the Spittle Runner.
11:07INVADER VEXThresh: *gets out of the Spittle Runner and goes through the hatch.*
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
A loud roar is heard*
11:07CravitusAve: "What was that, and why, through the vacuum of space, did I hear it?"
11:07Mysteriousjillguy
A loud rumbling comes from the station*
11:08CravitusAve picked up his railgun, and looked out at the station.
11:08INVADER VEXScythe: *roars at the station*
11:08Mysteriousjillguy
A large dotian covered in cybernetics bursts out of it, flinging its tenetacles*
Lurk:WHAT-
11:08Invader JibZav: *Goes in the hatch*
Zav: Gee that..I didn't need to see that
11:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHOOT IT
Lurk:SHOOOOOT ITTTT
11:08INVADER VEXThresh: Woah. that's... um.
11:09Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:this is why you shouldnt make genetically engineered mutants-
11:09CravitusAve: "Light 'em up!"
11:09Mysteriousjillguy
The blob flies onto the ship,roaring*
Dotianblob:EMPLEH
11:09CravitusAve began firing at the thing, and his ship's engines protested as it tried to maneuver with the spittle runner still attached.
11:09Invader JibZav: *Shoots rapidly*
nvm
11:10INVADER VEXScythe: I put a ton of armed explosives under my bed in case I had a night terror.... I could just blow that guy up real quick if you guys want
11:10Mysteriousjillguy
The blob speaks in a distorted voice*
11:10CravitusA tall machine clambered out of the side hatch, and roared back at the blob. ( BLU
11:11INVADER VEXScythe: Hel u pleez? Ok! *pushes a button on his gauntlet and the thing explodes, sending huge chunks of metal and flesh all over the ship*
help
11:11Mysteriousjillguy
The blob splodes*
Lurk:welp
11:11CravitusBLU: "Threat eliminated."
11:11Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx and darrz get into the ship,along with Lurk*
zeerk:Wait shouldnt there be some survivors on the station..should we look?
11:13CravitusAve: "Introductions? Explanation of why a blob just tried to eat my ship?"
11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well uh..apparently these dotians are cyborgs or something
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
11:13INVADER VEXThresh: Zeerk is right though- bring the ship around and check for survivors.
11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:And the evil alien spider guy was commanding them I think he had a russian accent or something
11:14CravitusAve: "Forget I asked. Mit, do what the Commander said."
11:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Anyway I would've totally kicked his thorax if he hadnt got away.
11:14CravitusThe ship chirped in response, and began to try and maneuver around towards the station.
11:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEYYY
Darrz pulls out a poorly drawn picture of a dotian in crayon*
Darrz:DIS IS A DOTIAN OK
11:14INVADER VEX
as the ship turns around, Thresh walks up to Ave*
11:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:They came in the station like BOOM and then we shot them with TOTALLY RADICAL LASERS AND THEN-
11:15CravitusAve stared at the picture for a moment, his helmet as expressionless as his face.
Ave: "Riiiight."
11:15Mysteriousjillguy
20 minutes later*
Darrz:THEN A SLICE OF HAM CAME IN AND CHEWED ON THRESH'S BUTT AND THE STATION SPLODED! The end.
Lurk:...
Lurk:*looks outside in space*
11:15Invader JibZav: I'm uh...I'm pretty sure that didn't happen
11:16CravitusAve looked up from a datapad. Ave: "Oh, is he done talking now?"
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Yeah
11:16INVADER VEXThresh: That isnt what happened... Oh, wait! I see an escape pod, over there! .... Mit? Ship! Take us over there!
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Say uh...Ave..I dont remember you..
zeerk:Have we met?
zeerk:My name is zeerk.
11:16CravitusThe ship seemed to grumble in response, and flew over.
11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I think you knew someone named Skabb, is that right?
Lurk:Oh you mean Mr.skrubb?
11:16CravitusAve shrugged. Ave: "I don't believe I've met you, though I know Skabb."
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11:17INVADER VEX
The pod is spinning slowly. Thresh goes to a window and looks at it.*
11:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Funny. We met in a crazy situation where Skabb was sent on a mission to kill this weird space demon thing.
11:17INVADER VEX
The window on the front has been smashed in. There are three dotians floating inside eating an Irken*
11:17CravitusAve: "Sounds about right for his line of work."
11:17Mysteriousjillguy( also horray for proper ave finale introduction
Lurk:Eugh..
Lurk:Ave..look at the pod
11:18CravitusAve: "Hm?"
Ave poked his head out the side hatch, and gagged.
11:18Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk points at a monitor showing the dotians eating an irken*
11:18INVADER VEXThresh: Oh... crap...
11:18Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:ew..
Lurk:I'm guessing everyone else is dead..
11:18CravitusAve: "Oh, merciful Tallest, I was not ready for that.
11:18MysteriousjillguyDraxx:I like cars.
11:18Invader JibZav: Woah-
11:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Vomits in a bag*
11:19CravitusAve: "Mit, prime Rex's guns, blow it up."
11:19INVADER VEX
The dotians turn and look at the ship... They push out of the pod and hit the engines of the ship*
11:19Invader JibZav: That..*gags*
Zav: Uh
11:19CravitusAve: "No! Get off!"
11:19Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz chucks the bag into space,blinding the dotians with vomit*
11:19CravitusAve growled, and took aim, picking off the dotians on his side.
11:19INVADER VEX
One of them grabs the outside of the ship and the other gets lodged inside the engine, squirming around inside the engine blades*
11:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:FIRE UP THE ENGINES SO THEY'LL FLY OFF
11:20CravitusAve: "What he said! Detach that damn spittle runner, too!"
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Huh but we need that just incase-
11:20CravitusShip: "Gimme a second!"
Ave: "You have half a second!"
11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:How is the ship talking?
11:21CravitusThe engines flared, and the Spittle Runner was left behind as the ship accelerated.
11:21INVADER VEX
An engine blade hits the dotian inside and slices him in half- a huge chunk of metal inside his head bounces off of the side and hits the next blade, ripping it off of its hub*
11:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:MAGIC BEYOND THIS REALM'S COMPREHENSION
11:21INVADER VEX
the ship shakes violently*
11:21CravitusAve: "Mit! Damage report!"
11:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stumbles*
11:22INVADER VEXScythe: Mit says hes dead. abandon ship
11:22CravitusMit: "Port engine! Fuel Turbine's torn apart!"
Ave: "Cut the engines!"
11:22Invader JibZav: *Falls*
11:23CravitusThe ship stopped accelerating, but kept hurtling away from the Spittle Runner.
11:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:QUICK! Send out an SOS signal!
11:24CravitusAve climbed out of the port hatch, and his Spiderlegs deployed as he crawled to inspect the damage himself.
11:24INVADER VEXThresh: Damn. Well... We NEED to get back to Irk to report this. Put out a signal on an open frequency. Maybe someone'll pick us up.
11:25CravitusAve: "Alien corpse is painting what isn't torn metal."
11:26INVADER VEXThresh: So, your portside engine can't cycle fuel... Great. Any signal yet? ... Mit..?
11:26CravitusAve glanced to the other engine for a moment.
Mit: "Signal transmitting, but I have no idea if it's being received by anything yet."
Ave peered into the Starboard Engine cautiously, rifle pointed in.
11:28INVADER VEX(Ugh. I have to go take a shower n stuff
(brb
11:28CravitusAve: "Starboard's clear, at least."
(mmk, pause
11:28Mysteriousjillguy( is rp good so far
11:28Invader Jib(Yeah
11:28Cravitus(what about on the krev side
(i feel like I haven't explained a few things
(that may be at least nice to know
11:29Mysteriousjillguy( example
?
(*
(?*
11:31Cravitus(oh you mean from krev
(or from jib
11:31Mysteriousjillguy( kreb
11:32Cravitus (on a side note i don't think rocket engines have propellers in them
(or turbines
(There's like a fuel and oxidizer tank and then pumps to the combustion chamber
(and then that goes to a nozzle
(then again ave's ship doesn't necessarily use rocket engines
(Anyway, I feel like I haven't been able to explain Mit yet
(And I don't think that the layout of Ave's ship is really clear
(The latter isn't really important though
Mysteriousjillguy( jibs being a joob
Lurk:SO AVE WANNA HEAR SOME WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES?
11:48CravitusAve: "Kinda busy here."
11:48INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... He's scouting the inside of a broken NLS engine. Just leave him be for a second
11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh ok.
Darrz looks out the window*
Darrz:This is boring.
Draxx:I can eat your face flesh. Would that be fun?
Darrz;No.
11:48CravitusAve looked to the Escape Pod.
11:48Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx falls over for no apparent reason*
11:48CravitusAve: "Should we try to salvage anything from that pod?"
11:48Invader JibZav: Yeah that's...that's a pretty bad idea
11:49INVADER VEX
Darrz sees a small burst of light from the window he's next to*
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:Probably not.
Darrz:MY EYEESSSSS
Lurk:Huh?
11:49YourFavoriteFangirl(jib characters seem more and more like real jib with each dialogue to me
11:49Invader Jib(yeah i started realizing that too
11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:That light is only barely visible..
Darrz:Oh.
11:49INVADER VEX
a blue and green flash blares outside of the ship, sending out pulsing waves*
11:49CravitusAve: "What's with all the ye-"
11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh Arnold or whatever your name was theres a weird light out in space
11:50INVADER VEX
a wave hits the ship and slams Ave around in the engine*
11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH
11:50INVADER VEXThresh: Woah! What was that?!
11:50Invader JibZav: It's probably a safe bet they aren't friendly
11:50Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk stumbles*
11:50CravitusAve: *Incomprehensible shouting*
11:50MysteriousjillguyDraxx:HORRAY FOR QUICK DEATH!
Darrz:Maybe they just want some cupcakes?
11:51CravitusAve: "HOT! HOTHOTHOT-"
11:51INVADER VEX
Another pulse hits the ship, and then an enormous brown ship bursts out of Near-light-speed travel*
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hey! Did you find my secret stash?! THOSE COMICS ARE FOR ME TO CALL HOT
Lurk:Oh look at that
Lurk:Anyway
11:51INVADER VEX
The light streaks out behind the ship as it turns and heads direcly towards the small Irken ship*
11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:AVE YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY STASH
11:52CravitusBLU shot an emotionless stare at Lurk.
11:52INVADER VEXThresh: Let's hope these guys got our distress beacon... And didn't come to kill us
11:52CravitusAve screeched, and tried to claw his way out of the engine.
11:52MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Distress Bacon? I like bacon.
11:53CravitusAve: "MIT! DO NOT FIRE THE STARBOARD ENGINE!"
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh..robot..your master Alfred sounds like hes in trouble.
Darrz:Who is Mitt?
11:53INVADER VEX
the large ship fires its engines and hovers above Averii's ship*
11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(master alfred
11:53CravitusMit: "I'm the ship."
11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(i thought of batman
(whyyy
11:53Mysteriousjillguy(blu is batman confirmed
11:53YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD THE SHIP IS HAUNTED
11:53Invader Jib(yeah i thought of batman when you said that
11:53CravitusMit: "Kinda."
11:53Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk pours yellow goat milk on the control panel*
Lurk:BEGONE DEMON!
11:54CravitusMit: "Quit that-"
BLU smacked Lurk upside the head.
11:54YourFavoriteFangirl(yellow goat milk
(you mean pee
11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ow.
11:54Invader JibZav: Uh Lurk I think you're committing murder
11:54INVADER VEXThresh: Stop it! Stop! *points up at the brown ship as a large hangar door opens*
11:54Mysteriousjillguy( no this is the stuff jib lathers all over cirnos sweet bod
11:54YourFavoriteFangirl(no
11:54Mysteriousjillguy( all natural goat milk
11:54CravitusBLU stared at Lurk, and picked him up by his head, holding him above the ground cautiously.
Mit: "You can't kill what's already dead, can you?"
11:55Mysteriousjillguy
Lurks hair seems to make dents in BLU's hand*
Lurk:This is kind of uncomfortable
11:55INVADER VEXThresh: Robot. Stand down. Ship... try to contact the ship above us
11:55CravitusMit: "Attempting."
11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:SHIPCEPTION
Lurk:Stop that
11:56CravitusBLU stared at Thresh. BLU: "This individual was damaging this vessel."
BLU: "Further damage is... Undesirable."
11:56Mysteriousjillguy
zeerk sits in a chair,asleep*
zeerk:H-huh..whu..Menami?
11:56CravitusAve: "What's that about a ship above-ohnevermind..."
11:56Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Is it time for breakfast..?
zeerk:Huh?
11:57Invader JibZav: Um..how did you get in here?
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Why is there a huge ship outside
11:57CravitusMit: "Uh, they made weird noises and i think they barked at me."
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I've been with you guys this whole time,remember?
11:57CravitusMit: "Is that good?"
11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Maybe... I have no idea what race this ship is owned by
11:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:They might be astral hounds.
11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Probably not though...
11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Going to ignore that
11:57Long Time(i just realized lurk puts a capital for all the other character names except zeerk
11:57INVADER VEX(Can we pause one second?
11:58CravitusMit: "Lead, you out of Rex's engines yet?" Ave: "Yes."
(ye
11:58Mysteriousjillguy( my z key is semi broken
11:58Invader Jiblol mario you're right
11:58Mysteriousjillguy( cant shift capslock z
( rip
11:58Long Time( i thought that was going to be some bizarre plot twist
11:58YourFavoriteFangirl(aw man
(no twists
11:58Invader Jibdissapointment
11:58Long Time(lame
11:58Cravitus(meanwhile ave stuck in a burning hot engine because it won't just cool down instantly
11:58Invader Jibhm perhaps lurk is hiding it
for one zeerk turns out to come from a dimension where nobody capitalizes their last name
11:59Mysteriousjillguy( you guys are gonna regret saying that when i reveal my new season three twist-
11:59Invader Jib
when
11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(i was guessing the z is not capital because the twist is that zeerk doesnt actually exist--
11:59INVADER VEX(lurk pm
11:59Mysteriousjillguy( that sounds lame @jib
11:59Invader Jibmiz's sounds more likely
wait i got it
zeerk's name is that way because he's been is this whole time
11:59Long Time(zeerk is racist towards the caps lock button and will make a deal with iso
(to destroy all caps locks
11:59Invader Jib
iso
11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(loool
12:01Invader Jiblurk is silent because we discovered his twists
12:14Mysteriousjillguy( mako jib will always live on because multiverse
12:14Invader Jibwell see that's much better than a horrifying jib/mako ship
12:14Mysteriousjillguy( along with lurgie and fiolurk
( jib confirmed
12:14YourFavoriteFangirl(but mako is obv a lesbian
12:14Mysteriousjillguy( miz prntsrc
( prntssrcccc
12:14Invader Jibi feel like i'm gonna regret saying that-
12:15Mysteriousjillguy( doesnt mako get a boyfriend tho
( she is bi
12:15YourFavoriteFangirl(lurgie and lurkxmali are my otps
12:15Mysteriousjillguy( right
12:15YourFavoriteFangirl(wait what
(no
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
12:15Mysteriousjillguy( lork is forever a pleb
12:15INVADER VEX(back
12:15Mysteriousjillguy( were you attacked by any stinging insects
12:15INVADER VEX(Yes. All of them
12:15Mysteriousjillguy
Mysteriousjillguy revved up his flamethrower
( good lord
12:15INVADER VEX(Literally all of the stinging insects
12:16Mysteriousjillguy( im gonna need the big one
Mysteriousjillguy drove in a truck with the worlds largest boot
12:16INVADER VEX(I'm actually dead right now, see. Cause of the stinging insects
12:16Mysteriousjillguy( so vex is a ghost
12:16Invader Jibsounds painful
12:16Cravitus(have you tried rubbing your neck with aloe vera
12:16Mysteriousjillguy( afterlife confirmed
12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(kreb i misread that
12:16INVADER VEX(Rip Vex. 1999 to 2015. "He got killed by literally all of the stinging insects"
12:16Cravitus(betting no one got that reference either
12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(hhh
12:17Mysteriousjillguy( vex r u gonna science the hell out of the afterlife now
12:17INVADER VEX(yus
12:17Invader Jibhm perhaps all dead people just roam the earth forever, unable to do anything
12:17YourFavoriteFangirl("have you tried rubbing your neck with vagina"
12:17Invader Jiblonging to be alive again
12:17Mysteriousjillguy( lets figure out how satan uses the blood of the damned using biophysics and other science words i dont know the meaning of
12:18Cravitus(why would you do cpr for a gunshot wound to the head
12:18Invader Jibyeah uh...we can use the...pysophere
12:18YourFavoriteFangirl(luc probably finds such things entertaining
12:18INVADER VEX(By the way, lurk. Satan says hi, and that he'll see you soon.
(Just fyi
12:18Invader Jiblurk i think you just got owned
12:18Mysteriousjillguy( oh so hes ready for the party tonight good
12:18YourFavoriteFangirl(lmao
12:18Mysteriousjillguy( ill bring the nachos
12:19YourFavoriteFangirl(funfact: vex would probably get along with ran because shes a really smart science touhou character- she calculated the width of the sanzu river with complicated math formulas, which is the river to the afterlife and that is almost impossible to do because it stretches so much
12:19INVADER VEX(He told me to bring a bowl of guac or he would add another ten years to my eternal damnation, but jokes on him, you cant add ten years to eternity
12:19Mysteriousjillguy(is cthulu coming he better not bring those stupid eldritch horror romance comedies again
12:20INVADER VEX(Well its hard to say no to cthulu.
12:20Cravitus(time for krev to see if he can break his own jaw
12:20Mysteriousjillguy( meanwhile in this weird dimension or something where these characters exist or something i dunno maybe i need therapy and some dr pepper
12:20Cravitus(then again dislocating my arms may be easier
12:20Invader Jibwait i thought ran was just the one with that weird four tailed fox hat
12:20Mysteriousjillguydraxx:ARE YOU MAGIK MISTUR SHIP?!
12:21YourFavoriteFangirl(she is
(but shes really smart
(vex and ran should go math everything
12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:...do you have any....
Draxx:...baby feet
12:21Invader JibThough come to think of it that's probably because i know her entirely from fanworks
12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*looks around*
Draxx:If ye got any baby feet just gimmie em no one'll know
Draxx:DO YOU HAVE BABY FEET?
12:21Invader JibZav: Uh..I don't think anyone has baby feet
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Ew, no. So... The aliens looked pretty freaked out by us.
12:22CravitusMit connected to Ave's helmet-comm. Mit: "Can we throw this one out the airlock?"
12:22Mysteriousjillguy
Draxx stares at the computer screen intently*
12:22CravitusMit: "Please?"
12:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
Lurk:Draxx's insanity is entertaining.
12:22CravitusAve: "That's a negative."
12:22Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk threw a bag of chips at Draxx*
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Entertaining isnt the right word, Lurk
12:22MysteriousjillguyDraxx:GRGHGGJG *tears open the bag*
12:22CravitusMit disconnected from Ave's helmet.
12:22INVADER VEXThresh: More like... Brutally annoying.
12:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:MENTAL DISORDERS SURE ARE FUNNY HA!
zeerk:Are we going to land in the ship hangar or what?
12:23CravitusMit: "I'd ask why you can hear a private communication inside of a sealed helmet, but whatever."
12:23INVADER VEXThresh: But anyway. *Walks up into the cockpit as the ship rises into the hangar and the enormous hangar doors close beneath it*
12:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Oh good
Lurk walks out of the ship first*
12:24INVADER VEXThresh: By the way... Don't do anything stupid, guys. If you can help it
12:24CravitusThe ship hovered, and deployed landing gear as the cabin filled with air again.
12:24INVADER VEX
One of the aliens points at Lurk and screams, and five other aliens rush over, holding huge rifles*
12:24Invader JibZav: *Jumps into the hanger doors*
12:24CravitusAve: "No need to tell me, though..." He glanced at Darrz, then Draxx."
Ave: "Should I be concerned with the armed men?"
12:25INVADER VEXthresh: Crap. Well, not doing anything stupid lasted all of five seconds. Lurk.. Do these guys know you?
12:25Mysteriousjillguy
Tall brown aliens with 4 sprawled out legs on the bottom of their torsos appear, they appear to holding things with their mandibles,they have 5 red eyes and verticle jaws with human esque teeth*
Alien:Xfgfhhklorp ffhbvbBLOpROChuiIUOPpP?
Alien2:GHhHJlOOpp hGHLoPNOrOpoiCHOJJiio
12:25INVADER VEXThresh: ...
12:26CravitusAve: "Welp, so much for universal translators."
12:26Mysteriousjillguy
THe aliens voices seem to constantly change in pitch*
12:26INVADER VEX
more and more aliens pile into the room, all of them holding some sort of weird gun*
12:26CravitusAve: "I'm not liking this."
12:26Invader JibZav: This seems uh...extremely bad
12:26INVADER VEXThresh: Seriously lurk. What's the deal?
12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH! You're the guys I stole mail from a few weeks ago
12:26Invader JibZav: Not trying to be a jerk here but uh...if they have a problem with lurk, they MIGHT just take him and leave us alone.
12:27CravitusBLU peered out, and stared indifferently.
12:27Mysteriousjillguy
Gas bombs roll over to the group,activating instantly*
Lurk:HuhHjmhj?
12:28CravitusAve: "This is why we wear helmets!"
12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Menami I dont want to go to sleep now-
Lurk faints*
12:28Invader JibZav: Btw uh, if one of his friends asked the aliens overpowered us and we couldn't help him
12:28CravitusHe raised his rifle, and tried to aim through the gas.
12:28Mysteriousjillguy
An alien holding a club hits ave in the head with a metal bat,knocking him out*
12:28CravitusAve: "Ungh-"
12:29Mysteriousjillguy( typo ok so just imagine the alien holding a club and a metal bat at the same time for no reason at all
12:29CravitusBLU growled, and leapt at the Alien, throwing it into the crowd and sprouting various weapons.
BLU: "HOSTILE CONTACT."
12:29Mysteriousjillguy
Another alien fires a strange ray gun that causes BLU to malfunction*
12:29CravitusBLU: "SS-SYS-SHOCK-K-ERR-"
12:30INVADER VEXThresh: Whoa! *Trips off of the ship's deck. He slowly walks through the smoke, two lights on his helmet cutting through the blanket of smog, two red pistols raised*
12:30CravitusBLU collapsed, growing dim.
BLU: "-rorrr..."
12:30Invader JibZav: *Steps back on the hangar* *Shoots a couple of the aliens*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
More gas bombs roll over,activating*
12:30CravitusMit: "I think this is my cue to open fire."
12:30INVADER VEXScythe: OH YEEEEE *dives at Blu, hitting his head on Blu's chest and knocking himself out*
12:30Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz closes his eyes,and everything goes to black*
(then they all died
( the end
( *credits*
12:31INVADER VEX(rip everyone
12:31Invader Jib(bril
12:31INVADER VEX(best ending 10/10
12:31Cravitus(would it screw anything up if ave's ship kept fighting
(because i mean mit's not disabled
12:31Mysteriousjillguy( 10/10 would watch again-lebron james
(this appeals to me-shaqueel o neil the mystery shaq
( "this rps aim is gettin better"-grunkl stan
Lurk wakes up, dazed*
12:32INVADER VEX(perhaps his targeting computers cant ID any targets and decides not to shoot randomly because theyre in a spaceship
12:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh...
12:32Invader JibZav: *Slowly wakes up*
12:32Cravitus(well we'll have to deal with that later
12:32Mysteriousjillguy( that or aliens used EMP ray gun thing to shut down mit temporarily
12:32INVADER VEX
They're sitting in a pitch black room*
12:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh..what did I do last night..
12:33INVADER VEX
there's a light on somewhere far away, but it's behind enormous steel bars*
12:33MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WHY IS IT SO DARK! This is spooky.
12:33INVADER VEXThresh: *wakes up with a jolt* AH! Wh... What happened
12:33Invader JibZav: *Eyes slowly widen*
Zav: Oh uh..*looks at the bars* oh no..
12:34CravitusAve groaned, and remained on the ground.
12:34INVADER VEXScythe: Wow. Spooky stuff right? *extends his plasma blades and swings them at the metal bars*
12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...wheres zeerk?
Lurk:zeerk? Are you here?
12:34INVADER VEX
the bars become surrounded by a plasma barrier and shock scythe*
12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Great...
Lurk:They took eerk...
zeerk*
( damn z key
12:35Invader Jib(eerk
12:35CravitusAve: "...Did someone get the number of that ship that hit me?"
12:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nice one liner.
12:35INVADER VEX(eerk: z-245 counterpart of zeerk- rp confirmed
12:36Invader Jib(his evil plan is to destroy all z keys
12:38CravitusAve: "Just what in the void do you plan on doing with that?"
12:38Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk fires it, a small black hole comes out,consuming the plasma barrier generator and some of the bars*
The black hole collaspes on itself pushing them back*
Lurk:I REGRET NOTHING-
12:38Invader Jib(*the bullet goes through a wormhole and hit jib's base
12:38INVADER VEXScythe: Would it be smart to touch that? I sort of want to
12:38Mysteriousjillguy
Lurk bumps into Thresh*
12:39CravitusAve: *Unintelligible*
He crashed into an inactive metallic chassis.
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
The bars are now distorted and bent*
12:39Invader JibZav" *A grenade flies out of his suit and into the blackhole*
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
Darrz touches a bar, it breaks*
12:39Invader Jib
Meanwhile, the grenade lands on jib's base, exploding
12:39Mysteriousjillguy( the black hole collasped-
12:39Invader Jibeh
(like before that
12:40Mysteriousjillguy(ok
12:40INVADER VEXThresh: *points his flashlight through the bars, but the light is scrambled by the plasma shield* Well the shield is self-regenerative.
12:40Invader JibZav: Well uh..that worked much better than anyone thought it would
12:40CravitusAve groaned, rubbing his back sorely.
Ave: "A black hole gun? In this tiny room?"
Ave: "Common sense must be getting rare."
12:41INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk gets results, soldier. Common sense has not been the the thing that has kept him alive in other dimensions.
Thresh: While I don't agree with his practices... They do work out
12:42CravitusAve: "As long as it doesn't kill us." He sighed.
12:42INVADER VEX
a noise can be heard from down the hall, in the cell Lurk was looking at before*
12:43CravitusAve dropped into a low, evasive stance instinctively.
Ave: "What was that?"
12:43INVADER VEXThresh: Another prisoner, probably...
12:44Invader JibZav: ..
12:45INVADER VEX
A set of five orange lights starts to glow, and they can hear some clicking coming from that side of the room*
12:45Cravitus(eeee
(lurk just went to 'away'
12:45INVADER VEX(rip lurk.
12:49Cravitus(lurkkkk
(you meatttt
Invader Jib has left the chat.
12:51Cravitus(now everyone else is afk
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
12:52Cravitus(eeeee
12:52Mysteriousjillguy( slight emergency
( back now
12:53Cravitus(vex darnit
Ave fumbled around for a weapon on the ground instinctively, staring into the light behind his own helmet.
1:08Derpiestderparound
(example: Elipsise.
Lurk:I DONT NEED COMMON SENSE TO SURVIVE THRESH-
1:08Invader JibZav: Huh..does that actually work? Okay lurk, do something with that makes absolutely no sense.
1:08Cravitus(i feel like i worded that wrong
1:08Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk slowly approaches the cell*
1:08INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... Be careful
1:08CravitusAve: "...Is anyone else gonna say something about the weird orange lights staring at us?"
*Lurk takes out a plasma knife and cuts some wires near the cell,breaking the plasma field*
Lurk:Wow why didnt I use this earlier-
1:09INVADER VEX*they hear a shift and a scraping of metal, and the lights move away into the corner of their cell. There's another set of lights, two red ones, and they move close to each other*
*Lurk cuts the bars with his plasma knife,causing them to break*
1:10Cravitus(whoever captured them must really suck at searching for weapons/confiscating them
1:10
1:10Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk slowly approaches the light, knife in hand*
Lurk:Hello..?
1:11INVADER VEX*a huge burst of white light engulfs the room
1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGGHHHH
1:11Invader JibZav: *Covers his eyes*
1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out an alien bible*
Lurk:BEGONE EVIL CREATURES-
1:11CravitusAve: *Shouting, flailing*
1:11INVADER VEX*a tube of metal screams through the air, punching a hole through the side of the ship*
1:11Invader JibZav: I haven't seen this much light since uh..i forget
1:11Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk stumbles back*
1:11INVADER VEXThresh: It's a missile! Take cover
1:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:GAHHH
1:11INVADER VEX*Thresh dives into a corner
1:12Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz falls over into Draxx and zav,Draxx screams horribly*
1:12CravitusAve scrambled around on top of BLU's inactive chassis, and yelled incoherently.
1:12Invader JibZav: *struggles to get up*
1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(I gtg
(Night guys
1:12Cravitus(goodnight
1:12Mysteriousjillguy( bye
1:12Invader Jib(night
1:12INVADER VEX*the missile rips through the ship and hits what is presumably the engine block, knocking them around and venting deadly gas into the room
1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough* ACK *wheeze*
1:12CravitusAve: "Not good, not good, not good!"
1:13Invader JibZav: If I die I want you two to know...it's completely your fault
1:13INVADER VEX*the ship starts to fall from the sky, towards a small desert planet, as another missile Rams into the hull
1:13CravitusAve's hands grasped BLU's chest panel, and yanked it open.
1:13Mysteriousjillguy*Meanwhile in the ship the aliens scatter and enter escape pods, the captain pushes other aliens to their deaths and enters his own with deluxe cupholders*
1:13CravitusAve: "Start button, start button... Where'd I put the start button?!"
1:13INVADER VEX*the second missile burns out and gets lodged in a hole right next to their cell, it's delay timer ticking loudly*
1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:If I die my last request is to strangle Jib one last time-
Lurk:AHHHHHH
1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Oh god... We have to jump out!
1:14CravitusAve: "Now is a very good time to leave!"
1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:FORGET WHAT I SAID EXPLODING IS PAINFUL-
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1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Come on! Quickly! *dives into the air*
1:14CravitusAve's fingers scrambled over the buttons in BLU's chest, and finally hit the power button.
1:14Invader JibZav: *Tumbles into the air*
1:14CravitusBLU: "ONLINE."
1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait but we'll hit the ground and stuff
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1:14INVADER VEX*scythe does a poorly executed cartwheel and flies out into the air
1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:That wuld hurt a lot
1:15INVADER VEXThresh: Blu should be able to fly us down to the ground! Just go
1:15CravitusAve: "BLU, WE ARE LEAVING!"
1:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Grabs Darrz and Draxx and jumps out*
1:15CravitusThe Machine didn't even glance at Ave as it shoved him off, closing it's chest cavity, and blowing a larger hole in the ship.
1:15Mysteriousjillguy*zeerk does as well,activating mechanian jetboosters*
1:15CravitusBLU grabbed onto Ave and whoever hadn't yet jumped, and leapt out.
1:16Mysteriousjillguy( wait just realized zeerk was captured by the aliens earlier
( will edit recording just pretend zeerk isnt here
1:16CravitusAverii cackled madly. Ave: "THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!"
1:17INVADER VEX*a huge chunk of molten debris knocks into BLU's right booster jet, crushing the turbine inside of it and making him and Ave spin wildly*
1:17CravitusBLU: "CATASTROPHIC FAILUREEE-"
1:17Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk spins around in the air,screaming*
*Darrz eats a bag of space flavored space cookies whilst calmly falling to his doom*
1:17INVADER VEX*the two figures belonging to the red and orange lights dive out of the ship after the Irkens, the one with orange lights on its head rocketing down below the group of irkens before stabilizing*
1:18CravitusAve smacked BLU in the chest, and the robot took the action as a sign to release him.
1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD ITS THE LIGHT DEMONS WE'RE GONNA DIE-
1:18Invader JibZav: HEY GUY, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO KILL US, RIGHT?
1:18CravitusAve then tumbled off, plummeting a bit further.
1:18Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk throws a fionna doll at the familar figure, the whine of an annoying irken is heard*
Lurk:Wait a second...I know that SHRILL annoying voice
1:19INVADER VEXFigure: Irkens! *somehow communicating through their comm channel in a garbled, clearly modified voice* Come close! I have a parachute
1:19CravitusBLU shut down his right thruster, and shifted his remaining foot-jet in an attempt to compensate.
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Its not possible
1:19Invader JibZav: Uhh do we trust him?
1:19CravitusAve glanced at the crowd, and then the single figure.
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...I think one of them is Jib.
1:19INVADER VEXThresh: ... Crap... We need to get over there. It's our only chance!
1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
Lurk:Kill Jib or die...
1:19CravitusAve: "I'll take my chances with myself, actually!"
1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *goes in close, hovering next to the first figure*
1:20Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx grabs Lurk and Darrz,growling, and moves toward the figures*
Lurk:*Taps on the figure that was hit with the doll*
1:20CravitusBLU tossed whatever passengers he had left at the figure, and shifted, slowing down.
1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:If you're jib I hate you.
1:20CravitusThe others plummet past him.
1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *pulls a cord off of his belt and hooks it on the figure's harness*
Figure: Hurry, the rest of you. Right now!
1:21Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk takes out one of his hairs and stabs it into the figure's boot,instantly giving him an iron grip on him*
1:21Invader JibZav: *Hooks onto the figure's harness*
Zav: I'm not sure it's Jib..we would've gotten an overly sarcastic response by now
1:21INVADER VEXScythe: *dives quickly next to the group, grabbing onto thresh and causing the group to spin*
1:21Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk holds onto the single needle like hair that seems to be stronger then metal*
1:21CravitusAve glanced at them one last time, and straightened himself out, perpendicular to the fast-approaching ground.
Ave: "Yeah, I'm good!"
1:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WE'RE GONNA GO SPLAT! HEHE
1:22CravitusHe activated his jetboots and slowed, pulling away from the rest of them.
INVADER VEXFigure: Agh..... *pulls off his grey cloak and pushes a button on a grey, teardrop shaped device mounted to his back*
1:23Invader JibZav: ...*Scratches his head*
1:23INVADER VEX*a huge white parachute deploys from the figure's back, ripping them out of free fall. the tethers between the figure and the Irkens strain under the pressure
*the other figure, dressed in a red set of armor, has also deployed his chute, and is floating slowly above them*
1:24Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk isnt affected by the change in force from the parachute at all due to the single hair hes holding onto*
Lurk:*Emotionless expression*
1:25CravitusAve: "Come on, come on..." He muttered; jetboots weren't as effective at sudden stops, and he still sailed downwards.
Meanwhile, BLU fell like a feathery rock, floaty, but still pretty fast.
1:25INVADER VEX*the cable between thresh and the figure snaps, and he and scythe fall* *scythe grabs onto Lurk, straining both of their arms*
1:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGHHH
1:26INVADER VEXScythe: AAAAAGGGHHHHhhh!
1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU'RE GOING TO DISLOCATE MY ARM! LET GO!
1:26CravitusAve looked up to the group. Ave: "And THAT'S why I didn't take the chute!"
1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Angry gibberish*
1:26INVADER VEXScythe: .... *lets go, falling through the air towards the ground*
1:26MysteriousjillguyDarrz:NOOO! SYTCHEEEYYYYYY
1:26INVADER VEXThresh: WHAT THE HELL, SCYTHE?!?
1:26Invader JibZav: I uh..I imagine we're pretty close to the ground by now
Zav: Wait..no
1:26CravitusBLU suddenly smashed through a sand dune at an angle, and a plume of sand and dust flew into the air.
1:27Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz activates his jetpack,boosting the group downward*
1:27INVADER VEX*thresh and Scythe are almost to the ground*
1:27Mysteriousjillguy( ill admit the what the hell scythe was pretty funny-
1:28INVADER VEXThresh: We're spinning too fast! Ave, come in sideways and slow us down!
1:29CravitusAve grunted, trying to adjust the jets.
1:29INVADER VEX*Scythe's foot twists, blood spilling out of his suit
1:29Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx activates his PAK jetpack,sending the group scattering*
1:29CravitusHis PAK sprouted thrusters, and slowed the spiral.
1:29Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk crashes into the sand*
Lurk:BBGHHL
1:29INVADER VEXThresh: *looks up at the rest of the group, floating down fairly slowly*
1:29CravitusAve: "What do you people eat?!"
1:29Invader JibZav: *Smashes into the sand*
Zav: In my defense, that wasn't my fault at all
1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Its a good thing Irkens are extremely conviently durable unlike stupid humans.
Lurk:Yep.
1:30INVADER VEXScythe: Other people! But this isn't the time!*bites into Ave's coat and they grab on, stabilizing in the air*
1:30CravitusAve: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!"
1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:THats just the beauty of totally legit biology and science, a miracle of evolution and genetics,why-
*Darrz crashes into Lurk*
1:31INVADER VEXThresh: Whew.... Scythe... Good job...
1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY SPINEEEEE
1:31CravitusAve's jetboots were screaming at this point, attempting to keep them from smashing into the ground.
They were still gliding, however.
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1:31MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Can we jump off a ship next time? Only in space so we can burn up in the atmosphere?
Lurk:N O
*Lurk pushes Darrz off*
*Lurk stands up,grunting, spinal cracking noises are heard*
*Lurk holds his back in pain, he looks around*
1:32CravitusAve and his passengers sailed backwards towards a sand dune.
1:32INVADER VEX*thresh and scythe are 20 feet off the ground, and they let go and roll down a hill to the rest of the group, flinging sand everywhere*
1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...we forgot about Zeerk-
1:32INVADER VEXThresh: Owch...
1:32Invader JibZav: ...who
1:32CravitusAve: "Wha-"
1:32Mysteriousjillguy*The ship crashes nearby,creating a huge explosion*
Lurk:....
1:32CravitusAve's Jetboots sent him plowing through the dune, unprepared for the sudden loss in weight.
1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stares at the explosion,wind pushing his hair back*
1:33CravitusHe tumbled out the other side, back-first.
1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:....Zeerk...
1:33Invader JibZav: -*Covers his mouth* Oh..
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1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Falls to his knees*
1:33INVADER VEX*the two figures, who are about twenty feet away, trailed by their huge parachutes, are looking into the sky at the ship, which is careening into the side of a hill*
1:33Invader JibZav: Yeah uh..tough luck.. or something..*Looks at some kind of scanner8
1:33Mysteriousjillguy"Oh hi guys"
*zeerk appears injured a bit and his clothes is ruined*
Lurk:Oh you're alive.
Lurk:I wasnt sad at all.
1:34INVADER VEXScythe: I was sad. I cried. But... Only on the inside.
*scythe's leg is drenched in pink blood at this point, and his foot is mangled*
1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doesnt that hurt a lot?
1:35Invader JibZav: Ouch..
1:35INVADER VEXScythe: Unbelievably, Yep. Mhm. Oh yes. *passes out on the ground*
1:35Mysteriousjillguy*Draxx twists his foot trying to copy Scythe for no reason*
Draxx:PAIN IS HILARIOUS
*Draxx faints*
1:35INVADER VEXJust dropped two bars of signal
i think it's going out
1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well that happened. What should we do now.
1:36CravitusSuddenly, something from the trail left in the sky split off and seemed to veer towards them.