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** 9:20
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Cravitus
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Averii: "...So we've only got eyes on eight of these four-armed freaks, then?"
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** (It begins and I have no idea, Lurk)
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** 9:20
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Mysteriousjillguy
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(just wondering
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** 9:20
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Yuuup.
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** 9:20
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: So far. There aren't many windows on this base, though.
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** Vex: Could be dozens.
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** 9:21
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *Looks around*
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** 9:21
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Long Time
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Hatbot: I'd imagine they have a whole army, or somethingggg like that.
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** 9:21
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Cravitus
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Ave: *Glances down to his railgun for a moment*
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Ave: "Well, I can only wish for more firearms than this."
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** 9:22
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ... ... *staring at Menami* ... I don't want to be here? Is that an option? ..Guess no. o.o
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** 9:22
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Well whether we wanted or not, we need to get through at this junction... Otherwise we will die out here
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** 9:22
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: ...Well, I kinda need you..
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** 9:22
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Cravitus
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Ave: "You got a plan of attack, Invader?" *Nodding to Vex* "Because This trigger finger's itching."
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** 9:22
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Yeah, I think I have a plan.
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** 9:22
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Long Time
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Hatbot: TOO BAD, you're gonna fight with us. Even though we're probably all gonna die... you still haaave to fight with us.
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** 9:22
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ...*huff* ...
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** 9:22
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: >.<; It shows you're needed.
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** 9:23
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: Great optimism, Bot.
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** 9:23
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Invader Jib
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Jib: Now come on, we're not all gonna die...i think
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** Jib: At least five of us will survive, probably
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** 9:23
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: I Believe The Death Rate Here Is Low As Long As A Good Plan Is Created And Launched.
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** 9:24
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Long Time
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Hatbot: And one of those probably won't be me... weeeeellll I am known to dodge the impossible, from random luck...
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** 9:24
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: I Assume You All Are A Good Team.......
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** 9:24
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: Yer just a hat...
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** 9:24
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Cravitus
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Averii attempted to ignore the chatter behind him
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Ave: "BLU, can you scan through that thing?"
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BLU's antennae shifted a bit.
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BLU: "Sensors still scrambled. Apologies, Commander."
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** 9:24
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Yuup, and?
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** 9:24
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ...
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** 9:24
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: ok... Well... These things look powerful, but we have the element of surprise, and I want to keep it. I see a sensor array at the top of that hill. If we can cripple that, whoever is in charge here may not see us coming until it's too late.
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** 9:24
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: Robots can't die..?
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** 9:25
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Long Time
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Hatbot: .-.
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** 9:25
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Sensor array, huh? What payload should we use to crack that?"
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** 9:25
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Maybe we can access their sensor grid and get BLU inside their sensor systems.
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** 9:25
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: It Is A Relief To Know Robots Cannot Die. They Simply Become Inactive. Still, It's Relevant To The Term. ...
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** 9:25
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Right then. BLU, you heard the man!"
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** 9:25
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Looking to Vex*.. Tensel could probably help with that-
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** 9:25
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Invader Jib
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Invader Jib: It's because they weren't alive in the first place..*narrows eyes toward sensor thingy*
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** 9:26
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Cravitus
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BLU's eye shifted to Vex.
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BLU: "Awaiting your signal, Invader."
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** 9:26
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: I can access their grid from any set of terminals hooked up to their power source, wherever that is... BLU, do you see any high levels of radiation? If I can find a terminal, I can get you in and lock them out
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** 9:27
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Cravitus
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BLU's gaze didn't shift.
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BLU: "My sensors are still in disarray, though there is a radiation bloom within the compound."
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** BLU: "Where is unavailable at this time. Apologies, Invader."
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** 9:28
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: > o;...
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** Menami: *Looking to Tensel*..
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** 9:28
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Long Time
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Mario: Uhg... I have a really REALLY bad feeling about this place. Like it's gonna be a lot worse then we think.
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** 9:28
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Hm. We need to get up to that sensor array and get you in manually. Follow me. The rest of you, stay here and cover us if anyone gets spotted.
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** 9:29
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Such is life, Mario," He sighed, and dug in.
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** BLU nodded, and straightened up a bit
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** 9:29
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: Alright..\
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** 9:30
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Ooooh, yay! We get to sit here and do ABSOLUTELY nothing!? Well, nothing for me, at least..
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** 9:30
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ... *crossing his arms* .. Hooray.
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** 9:30
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Oh, and don't let them sound any alarms. We should get them offline, but we don't want the whole planet knowing we are here *digs into the sand with PAK legs and sneaks along the dune*
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** 9:31
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Cravitus
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Ave: "That we don't..." He echoed.
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BLU dropped onto all fours, and began to follow Vex.
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** 9:31
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Invader Jib
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Tark: *Looks around with random binoculars*
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** Tark: ..Looks like there's absolutely nothing on the horizen
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** 9:31
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Well, that's good to hear, Elite."
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** Ave: "Let's make sure it stays that way for now."
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** 9:32
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *makes it behind the array* Alright BLU. I need to get you into their feeds. Do you have an auxiliary sensor Input anywhere inside of you?
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** 9:32
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Sitting down*.. Geez..
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I guess I don't have much of a use here.
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** 9:32
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Cravitus
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BLU: "I have a variety, Invader,"
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A spike shot out of one of BLU's fists.
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** 9:32
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Hmmmmmm, maybe we should tell some stories while waiting! *Smile*.. I bet you guys have some GREAT stories!
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** 9:32
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Everyone's got a use. The trick is finding it."
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** 9:33
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Long Time
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Mario: No... not really.
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** 9:33
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: Eh, you think so..?
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** 9:33
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Cravitus
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From BLU's fist-spike sprouted a variety of small tendrils, searching for something to connect to.
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** 9:33
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: That's a philosophy I've never heard.
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** 9:33
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ..Is a pretty cliche philosophy, Mew.
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** 9:34
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Cravitus
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Ave shrugged.
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Ave: "It is what it is. Technically applies to everything, actually."
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** 9:34
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: Though, most of th'most cliche stuff is true. ... We don' take it seriously b'cause of how common it is. Mm.
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** 9:34
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Nodding*..
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** 9:34
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INVADER VEX
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*Up above the group, Vex is digging in the array's electronics and rigging an input for BLU.* Ok, I found the terminal. Plug in here, and their systems will go down. We won't have much time before they realize it.
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** 9:34
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: Everyone Here Is Very Smart. ^^
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** 9:35
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Weeeell, I don't have a use for anything, really.
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Hatbot: Except maybe watching piles after piles of noir films.
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** 9:35
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Cravitus
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BLU nodded, and kneeled down near the input.
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The wires snaked into the terminal.
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** BLU: "I'm in."
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** 9:35
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Long Time
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Mario: *Sigh*... I just can't wait to go home after this.
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** 9:35
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *slides halfway down the hill and draws his gun*
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** 9:36
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: I'm gonna take a nap later. uou;
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** 9:36
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Cravitus
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Ave suddenly went rigid, and snapped his rifle up towards the facility.
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** Ave: "It's about to get loud!"
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** 9:36
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INVADER VEX
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*Two of the aliens on patrol start yelling about something, and they suddenly look up at BLU and Vex, barking into their radios*
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** Vex: Great,
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** 9:36
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Invader Jib
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Jib: Uh *moves guns in that direction as well*
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** 9:37
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Cravitus
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Ave's trigger-finger worked quickly, and a hypersonic metal spike made it's way toward one of the guards.
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** 9:37
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Ok, here we go!
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** 9:37
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Moving her gun there, slightly shaking*..
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** 9:37
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *shoots a few shots at the aliens, taking one down*
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** 9:37
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Cravitus
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BLU: *Growling noises as they sprout all kinds of weaponry*
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** 9:38
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *slides all the way down the hill*
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** 9:38
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Cravitus
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Ave leapt over the dune's crest, and slid down, firing again at one of the guards.
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** 9:38
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INVADER VEX
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*The guard blocks Ave's shot with his shield and runs at the group*
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** 9:38
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ...Do I haaave to..... ono
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** 9:38
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Cravitus
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Ave: "INCOMING!"
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** 9:38
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Um, yeah. You kinda do..
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** 9:38
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Cravitus
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Immediately after, Ave soon sailed back over the dune, hissing angrily.
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** 9:39
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *Shoots a couple of the attacking gaurds*
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** 9:39
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INVADER VEX
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*the guard is joined by another one, both of them shooting at the group from behind their shields*
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** 9:39
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Long Time
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Hatbot: Use your magical laser powers! I don't know the actual name for them, but whatever.
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** 9:39
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Cravitus
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Meanwhile, BLU began to rain a hail of plasma and lasers towards the attackers, and nailed one in the back.
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** 9:39
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: !! *Shooting at the guards* DX
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** 9:39
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Cravitus
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Ave scrambled to his feet, and pulled the rifle back up.
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** 9:39
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *Crouches to avoid gunfire and shoots one of the gaurds in the direction of the head*
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** 9:40
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: ! *he stood, activating mini rocket-launchers from his arms, firing at the enemy* The Enemy Is Very Strong - Do Be Careful And Be Mighty, All! >.O
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** 9:40
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Jib, On your right! *runs in front of a guard as it hits it's shield on the ground, knocking Jib away*
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** 9:40
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Watch it!"
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Ave pulled the trigger once more, and fired once more at the oncoming aliens.
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** 9:40
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Invader Jib
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Jib: WOAH-
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** Jib: *tumbles and gets back up*
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** 9:40
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Long Time
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Mario: *Staying back and avoiding the gunfire*..
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Hatbot: Mayo, aren't ya gonna do something..?
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** 9:40
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: Ono;; !
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** 9:41
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Agh! *fires a shot at the alien, swinging the blade of his rifle into the alien's arm*
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** 9:41
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Going to cover Tensel and Zik.. crouching and firing*
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** 9:41
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INVADER VEX
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*the guard drops his shield and clutches his arm*
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** 9:41
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *Aims a bit more closely, and shoots the alien in the head*
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** Jib: *Backs up*
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** 9:42
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: *gripping his hoverboard, sitting on it still just above the ground*.. *grabbing his own laser-gun, attempting to fire toward the chests* ...
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** 9:42
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Cravitus
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BLU suddenly rocketed down on the other guard, rockets screeching as it slammed the thing to the sand.
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** 9:42
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Alright.... Well, I think we lost the element of surprise... *six more soldiers stomp out of the buildings*
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** 9:43
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Cravitus
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BLU: "AFFIRMATIVE."
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BLU smashed an interface spike into the other guard's helmet, just to make sure.
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** 9:43
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: The Element Of Surprise Wears Off As Quickly As It Comes, Sir! Strength And Strategy Matter Best.
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** 9:43
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: BLU, are you in their systems yet? Do you have their troop movements in your databases?
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** 9:43
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Invader Jib
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Jib: Right..*stabs one of their arms with his sword, and slides over*
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** 9:43
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Cravitus
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BLU: "Affirmative," They repeated, and turned, sprouting weapons again.
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** 9:44
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *pulls out a grenade and tosses it into the group, blowing up three and sending shrapnel into two more* Good.
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** 9:44
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: !..
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** 9:44
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: How many are at this outpost, then?
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** 9:45
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *Looks at the other gaurds* I wasn't exactly keeping track but
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** 9:45
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Cravitus
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BLU: "Eighteen stationed at all times. However, there were mentions of a 'portal' of some sort, and unintelligible data. Further analysis needed. There may be more."
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** 9:46
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Ok, let's just hope they don't send in reinforcements. With their systems off, that shouldn't be a problem.
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** 9:46
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Yeah, uh, can we start shooting the freaks now? I think they're angry."
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** 9:46
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Invader Jib
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Jib: I thought we were already doing that
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** 9:46
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: ...Weren't we?
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** 9:47
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ...Woah man, we ain' shootin at some'in we already are.
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** Zik: Nice mind blowin.
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** 9:47
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: Yes, but we should mount an assault into the base soon. *blasts another alien in the face*
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** 9:47
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: Git yer head back t'gether, stupid!
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** 9:47
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Cravitus
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Ave: "That's what I meant," He sighed.
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** Ave: "Though by soon, I hope you mean in the next few seconds."
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** 9:48
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *Looks through his gun's scope: there are two aliens peeking around the doorway looking at them and waiting for them to come*
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** Invader Jib has left the chat.
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** 9:48
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Cravitus
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He eyed the injured pair of guards by the gate for a momen-
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** (Jib, you sack of fleshhhhhh
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** 9:48
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Ametrineskies
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(owo
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** 9:49
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *pulls out another grenade and tosses it right inside the doorway*
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** (ugh, darn
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** 9:49
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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(vex: NO SCOPE
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** Invader Jib has joined the chat.
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** 9:50
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Invader Jib
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blame wikia chat)
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** 9:50
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Cravitus
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Ave: "Should we take prisoners?" He eyed the two injured, shrapnel-ridden guards from the previous wave as they lay by the gate.
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** 9:50
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: ...No.
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** 9:50
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Cravitus
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Ave's rifle cracked twice.
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** Ave: "Take no prisoners, affirmative."
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** 9:51
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Mysteriousjillguy
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( que Splosion
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** 9:51
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: I don't think we need more of a heavy load than we already have, Averii. ^^;
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** 9:51
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Cravitus
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Ave glanced at the smoke wafting out of the gates.
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** 9:51
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Mysteriousjillguy
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(Averii:shades
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** 9:51
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Ametrineskies
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(^
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** 9:51
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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(XD
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** 9:51
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *steps over a dead alien and into the blasted open, blood spattered doorway* Follow me, everyone
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** 9:51
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Ametrineskies
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Zik: ...*hovering over* ...
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** 9:51
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Cravitus
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Ave nodded, and marched after, with BLU right behind him.
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** 9:52
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Invader Jib
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Jib: *follows* Tark: *follows*
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** 9:52
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YourFavoriteFangirl
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Menami: *Walking after*
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** 9:52
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Cinnabon Hearts
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Tensel: *he follows, taking a look at his surroundings better*
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** 9:52
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Long Time
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Mario: *Follows*..
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** 9:52
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Cravitus
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Ave paused, and kicked one of the corpses defiantly.
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Ave: "And it was my day off today, too..." He growled.
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** 9:52
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INVADER VEX
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Vex: *comes around the corner and fires twice, and a deep thud is heard* This way.
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** 9:52
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Cravitus
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Ave shrugged, and continued to follow, his rifle half-raised.
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Revision as of 04:57, 1 July 2015

Summary

Timeline

Takes place after We Shall Be Drunk And Probably Not Horrifically Rich and sometime after 1000 thousand years later.

Transcript

  • ( ok lets start now
  • Darrz:*walking in the outpost*
  • 11:40INVADER VEX(brb, gotta throw something away
  • 11:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz: ...wait why I am here again
  • INVADER VEX(shouldn't take long
  • 11:40Mysteriousjillguy( pause
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat. 
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 
  • 11:43Mysteriousjillguy(misty is away
  • ( ok continue
  • 11:44Long Time(didn't vex say brb tho
  • 11:44Cravitus(but vex just came back into the chat)
  • 11:44INVADER VEXBack
  • 11:44Mysteriousjillguy( yeah
  • 11:44Long Time(mk
  • 11:44MysteriousjillguyDarrz: *blinks*
  • 11:44Ametrineskies(*most depressed person ever* mkya im readdy ;w;
  • 11:44Long Time
  • A familiar fiery portal opens up, Mario falls out beside Darrz*.. Mario: ...!! VOK! *Antennae twitch* ....WHERE did you send me this time!? Vok: Weeeeell.. *chuckle*... you asked for some space. So I sent you to a place.. with LOTS of space! Also your friends are here! You can thank me later :u...
  • 11:45Invader JibTark: @Darrz You came here...You should know that
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY LOOK ITS THE FIREMAN!
  • 11:45Long TimeMario: -n-'
  • 11:45INVADER VEX
  • Scythe walks into the room and randomly high fives Mario before sitting down at a control panel*
  • 11:45Long TimeVok: Heya pals!
  • Vok: What, no high five for me?
  • Mario: *Sighh*...
  • 11:46INVADER VEXScythe: *smiles at Vok creepily, one of his teeth digging into his gums and bleeding*
  • 11:46Long TimeVok: Welp... that was unnerving.
  • Vok: I like it ;p
  • 11:46MysteriousjillguyDarrz: I set the toilet on fire back at Dunkz Donuts,can you put it out?
  • 11:46Long TimeHatbot: Yaaaay, we're going on an adventuuuure!
  • 11:47MysteriousjillguyDarrz: ...Why?
  • 11:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *lol i guess she's somewhere over there*
  • 11:47Long TimeHatbot: Because that's what always happens when Vok screws stuff up.
  • 11:47AmetrineskiesZik: *i guess he's somewhere over there with her*
  • 11:48YourFavoriteFangirl(zik: *playing tuba in the background*
  • 11:48Long TimeVok: Ehy.. I don't screw stuff up. I make stuff interesting.
  • Mario: Darrz, where are we?
  • 11:48INVADER VEXScythe: *turns on his control panel and starts typing in data* *an "all clear" signal light can be seen on his display* So Darrzy, why'd they put you on this hunk of rock? *Commander Thresh walks into the room* ... I Mean... OUTPOST DUTY IS GREAT
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Uh...some outpost of some sort..I forgot..WEENIES.
  • 11:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *kinda making out with zik over there i guess i dunno*
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyDarrz: *Walks over to Menami*
  • 11:49AmetrineskiesZik: *i guess he's responding with some awesome hentai kisses*
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyDarrz: WUT U GUYS DOIN?! *sticks face in the way of them both*
  • 11:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *i love u bae*
  • Menami: ..?! *Blushes, pulling back*
  • 11:49Long TimeVok: Does anybody know where Zeerk has been lately? I need to talk to him..
  • 11:49AmetrineskiesZik: ..*shoves Darrz away with cane* Go off, mate.
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Hai
  • 11:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ^^;; H-Hiii..
  • 11:50AmetrineskiesZik: Can't ye see we're BUSY here.
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyDarrz: *Pokes Zik*
  • 11:50Long TimeVok: *floats over to Darrz and the others*
  • 11:50AmetrineskiesZik: Poke me AGAIN and yer HEAD belongs to ME. D<
  • 11:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Hey Darrz.. *Whispering* I heard Thresh is selling free donuts. Go get em.
  • 11:50Long TimeVok: Oh, looks like you found the love birds.
  • 11:50INVADER VEXScythe: *falls out of his chair and scurries over to Darrz* *whispers* Why is Menami's crazy boyfriend here?
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk appears out of a portal of blue fire*
  • 11:50AmetrineskiesZik: Y O U T O O.
  • Zik: >n>
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyDarrz: Ah Dunno.
  • 11:50AmetrineskiesZik: I HEAARD that.
  • Zik: EYM not crazy.
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*A mechanian tenetacle trips zik*
  • 11:50INVADER VEXScythe: *falls over again and scurries away laughing*
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • It dissappears in Zeerk's PAK*
  • 11:51AmetrineskiesZik: fHAGGHE
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .._.!
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*whistles*
  • 11:51AmetrineskiesZik: Yer ALL gonna die T'DAY.
  • 11:51LIRLIR
  • A weird elite walks over to Menami, briefly staring before walking on* Well, that's a demerit for whoever that is..
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Stop bullying Zik, guys. ^n^;
  • 11:51Cravitus
  • Averii continues to be oblivious and far away on Hobo 13.*
  • 11:51AmetrineskiesZik: ALL OF YE.
  • 11:51Long TimeMario: ... Eh.. I don't like this.
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk: Hey Menami!...Hi ...Zik..
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..but we're en- ..*Husing*
  • 11:51AmetrineskiesZik: Except for like TWO people.
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirl
  • Husing
  • HUSHING
  • 11:51Ametrineskies(Hussie noi
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirl(PLS
  • 11:51AmetrineskiesZik: Zeerk's gonna be DEADER than offin DEAD.
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Hi. ^n^;;..
  • 11:51Long TimeVok: Wow, look who it is!
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:So...um...I heard you both are going to get married huh..well..
  • 11:52AmetrineskiesZik: YA HEARS ME?
  • 11:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ziiik, calm down >n<
  • 11:52AmetrineskiesZik: *lifting self up* No.
  • 11:52Long TimeVok: My favoooorite pal!
  • 11:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ! *Antennae droop*
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...That's..great...yeah.
  • 11:52AmetrineskiesZik: Not till their thoughts are nothin but little WHISPERS.
  • 11:52INVADER VEXThresh: *walks over to them* Guys, quit it with the... Whatever you're doing... Menami, go scout the deck and take your friend with you. *throws her some binoculars.*
  • 11:52Long TimeHatbot: WHISPERING ISN'T FUN *arm flail*
  • 11:52AmetrineskiesZik: Or gone. *cracks knuckles on cane* ...
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyDarrz: OH MY IRKUS!
  • 11:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm sorry you found out Zeerk. I was gonna tell you myself.. ..Zik, calm it.
  • Menami: *Looking at Thresh*.. Alright. ^^; *Catches them*
  • 11:53Long TimeVok: Ohhh my. Looks like we've got a tough kid over here.
  • 11:53AmetrineskiesZik: No! They're like, ALL UP in my PERSONAL BUBBLE.
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyDarrz: It's commander Thresh!
  • 11:53Long TimeVok: *Puts his arm around Zeerk*
  • 11:53AmetrineskiesZik: See that STAR over there? That's where the personal bubble border is. All of ye can go THERE. D<
  • 11:53Long TimeVok: So uh..
  • Vok: We need to talk about that plan.. later.
  • 11:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sighing and walking off, wanting to get away from all the commotion*
  • 11:53Long TimeVok: Important stuff's gonna happen today.
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Sorry about my current appearance,I mean no DISSSSSREPECT! But I was recently stuck in a burning room for a while.
  • 11:54AmetrineskiesZik: *following her* = =
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz's uniform is burnt and dirty*
  • 11:54Invader JibTark: A burning room...what
  • 11:54Long TimeVok: I know how "precious" it is to ya.
  • 11:54AmetrineskiesZik: And if somebody TOUCHES ME AGAIN. GrrrAHAGH.
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Uh..nothing important.
  • 11:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Waving Zeerk over, wanting to talk to him while she's heading to the deck*
  • 11:54Long TimeHatbot: *rolls over to Zik* ... :u *pokes*
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Wait..what do you mean by "Important things"?
  • 11:54AmetrineskiesZik: *lifts up cane over Hatbot*
  • 11:54Long TimeVok: Yooouuu know.
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyZeerk:..?
  • 11:55AmetrineskiesZik: Roll up on outta here.
  • 11:55Long TimeHatbot: AHHHHH Don't shoot!!! <n>
  • 11:55LIRLIRXisenin walks in, on fire again*
  • 11:55Long TimeHatbot: *slowly rolls away*
  • 11:55AmetrineskiesZik: Ya's gonna get smashed.
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz: *grabs Vok's face*
  • 11:55Long TimeMario: Zik.. stop.
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:XI! THE FIREMAN CAN HELP YOU!
  • 11:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING AGGRESSIVE?!
  • 11:55AmetrineskiesZik: *sigh* ...
  • (the izk is agresive
  • 11:55Invader JibTark: -_- *gets a bucket of water and throws it over Xisenin*
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz: SAVE HIMMMM *throws vok at xi*
  • 11:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm tired of your attitude today, Zik!
  • 11:55AmetrineskiesZik: Dis is my only attitude t'day!?
  • 11:55Mysteriousjillguy( the dead joke is dead
  • 11:55Long TimeVok: I ain't a FREAKING FIREMAN!
  • 11:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You've been grumpy ALL DAY!
  • 11:56AmetrineskiesZik: No I haven't!
  • 11:56Long TimeVok: Just because I set people on fire.. doesn't mean I'm a "fireman".
  • 11:56LIRLIRXisenin: blargh *falls over*
  • 11:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Yeah you have, quit it. >n< ZEERK, get OVER HERE for a MOMENT, PLEASE!
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguyDarrz: Isn't that what they do?
  • 11:56AmetrineskiesZik: Ye's want him NEAR ME?
  • 11:56Long TimeVok: Noo...
  • 11:56LIRLIR
  • The floor sets on fire*
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Ohuh-*turns around*
  • Zeerk: Sorry Menami..
  • Zeerk:*walks over to menami*
  • 11:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Shooting a GLARE at Zik* You hush.
  • 11:57INVADER VEXScythe: *crawls over to Tark and pokes him* do I know you? Oh yeah, I do...
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Uh..I brought you some flowers...um...*hands to Zeerk*
  • menami
  • 11:57AmetrineskiesZik: *glaring at Zeerk*... Ey ain't hushin till he gets blown up in the sun 12 times.
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy( gedgdfhfujfg
  • 11:57Invader JibTark: ...Yeah...
  • 11:57Ametrineskies(zeerkcest
  • 11:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*STOMPING on Zik's LIVING foot*
  • 11:57Long Time(zeerk clone love
  • 11:57AmetrineskiesZik: FHHHHHGHH
  • 11:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I said hush. Let me talk to him.
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy( save that for season 666
  • 11:57YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy( #confirmed
  • 11:57AmetrineskiesZik: YOU BBHHROKEN BRASS INSTRUMENT
  • 11:57LIRLIR(3 minutes)
  • 11:57Long TimeVok: PFFFFHahahaa...
  • 11:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Taking them, smiling*.. I just wanted to talk to you about the whole ordeal.
  • 11:58Long TimeVok: This is hilarious...
  • 11:58AmetrineskiesZik: You SHUT IT
  • 11:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Y-yeah..I know..
  • 11:58INVADER VEXThresh: *walks up to a main control panel and begins going through diagnostics to get away from all the commotion*
  • 11:58AmetrineskiesZik: Dem better be fake plastic corner store flowers.
  • 11:58Long TimeVok: It won't be as funny as later today though.
  • 11:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I don't want you being too upset, okay? I know that.. *Looking at him* You're having a hard time with this.
  • 11:58AmetrineskiesZik: I will throw them iN SPACE.
  • 11:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *KICKING Zik away*
  • 11:58LIRLIR
  • The fire is spreading*
  • 11:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Yeah..
  • 11:58AmetrineskiesZik: *lays on floor and temporarily dies* hhhhjg
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy(fire spreading
  • ( no one notices
  • ( gg
  • 11:59Long TimeVok: Did the kid forget to take his meds today?
  • 11:59Ametrineskies(Abi Zik would totally voice act Zik angry like this :'D SO well
  • 11:59MysteriousjillguyDarrz: HE SUUUREE DID!
  • 11:59AmetrineskiesZik: I DID FORGET. *single tear*
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Smiles* I really do care about you. *Hugs* You're one of my closest friends of all.
  • 11:59MysteriousjillguyDarrz:YOU TELL EM PA!
  • 11:59LIRLIR
  • He shadow warps away*
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: And.. I don't want you to ever be really hurt. You're kind of like a big brother to me, yknow?
  • 11:59MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Mmhm...*Glares at Zik*
  • 11:59LIRLIR(11;00 Continue without)
  • 11:59AmetrineskiesZik: ..*staaring at the two hugging* ggheeet yer paws oFF.
  • 11:59Cravitus(bai lir)
  • 12:00Long TimeHatbot: Geez.. he's worse then me...
  • 12:00Invader Jib(bye lir)
  • 12:00Cravitus(Have a good sleep or somethin)
  • 12:00Long Time(bye
  • 12:00Ametrineskies(Bye
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(Night
  • 12:00INVADER VEXThresh: *looks at radar* .... What is THAT? *on comms with Menami: Soldier, at location 1340:234:12, give a visual inspection... The sensors read a meteor shower.*
  • 12:00MysteriousjillguyZeerk: Oh uh..yeah..
  • 12:00Long TimeMario: *Sitting down, trying to block out all the noise*
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: And if you have any issues with anything at all, just let me know man.
  • LIRLIR has left the chat. 
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...?? *Looking at the comms*
  • 12:01Long TimeVok: Are you guys done talking yet?
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyZeerk: Well uh-
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Letting go of Zeerk*..
  • 12:01Long TimeVok: Me and that kid have important matters to discuss.
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Meteor shower..?
  • 12:01AmetrineskiesZik: *just continues laying down* ... ... ...
  • Zik: Ey could care less bout'a mete'er shower.
  • 12:01Cravitus(Outpost? Meteor Showers?! This is sounding awfully like a Star Wars episode...)
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*puts arm down* *looks down at the ground*
  • 12:01Long TimeVok: *Handing a small note to Zeerk* Uh, here's the place to meet me at tomorrow.
  • 12:01INVADER VEXThresh: Use your binoculars... What do you see at that mark?
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy( sicc:YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
  • ( zeerk:no
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirl(LOL
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy(zeerk:NEVER
  • 12:02Long TimeHatbot: Meatballs?
  • Mario: no
  • 12:02AmetrineskiesZik: *screeeching*
  • 12:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Putting up her binoculars, looking out to that point*..
  • 12:02Cravitus(I'm serious, this is currently feeling somewhat like that one episode of the 2008 clone wars with the clone outpost)
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*looks at note*..
  • 12:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *While at the same time, tossing Zik a pack of meds*
  • 12:02AmetrineskiesZik: ..why do you have these, mew.
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Puts in pocket*
  • 12:02Long TimeVok: Ah... you guys are wussies.
  • Hatbot: We're all gonna dieeee >.<!!
  • 12:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: It's for emergencies. ....*Eyes widen, staring ahead*
  • 12:03MysteriousjillguyDarrz:It's just a bunch of meat balls. We'll survive.
  • 12:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: It's a ship, sir!!
  • 12:03AmetrineskiesZik: ..*grabs a couple of pills and sighs*.. *reaching in PAK with a waterbottle full of juice, drinking and taking* ... *embarrassed, since it's apple juice, he puts it away*.. Eyl lay here fer a half-hour.
  • 12:04Long TimeVok: *floats above Zik, and rests his feet on his head*
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Unless they're vampire piggy meatballs.
  • 12:04Long TimeVok: Thanks.
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:That would be spooky.
  • 12:04AmetrineskiesZik: ... *bites Vok's ankle*
  • 12:04Invader JibTark: No it's no-woah
  • 12:04Long TimeVok: meh
  • Vok: A bite, really?
  • 12:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Yeah it is! ^n^;
  • 12:04AmetrineskiesZik: *tries tearing it off with his sharp teeth* D<
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz: THE MEATBALLS HAVE PILOTS?!
  • 12:04Long TimeVok: You need to- AHH OH GOD
  • 12:04Ametrineskies(mew your boyfriend's a zombie | Menami: i know
  • 12:04INVADER VEXThresh: It doesn't look like a ship on the radar... Must be cloaked... Try to hail it!
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy( lol
  • 12:05Long TimeVok: *spazzes and floats away*
  • 12:05AmetrineskiesZik: *staggers up and chases after* <<
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:05MysteriousjillguyDarrz: YOU HURT THE FIREMAN.
  • Darrz: NNOOOO
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirl(Zik: ...food @w@ *Starts eating Vok* | Vok: *SCREAMS*
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz jumps onto zik and begins tackling him*
  • 12:05AmetrineskiesZik: *zombiesh growling* >n>
  • Zik: Das FOOD over dere
  • 12:05INVADER VEXThresh: Darrz, get to your post and search the databanks for this radar signature! NOW
  • 12:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Trying to hail it over*
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguyDarrz: ATTACKING A FIREMAN IS AN OFFENSE THAT CAN GET YOU JAI-Hold on a minute. *Takes out plasma pistol and shoots a random irken*
  • 12:06Cravitus(Shoot a flare at it! Maybe it'll burst into flame or something!)
  • 12:06Ametrineskies(pshwooo
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguyDarrz: What was I say-OH GOD THRESH IS ANGRY.
  • 12:06Ametrineskies(kbooooom
  • 12:06YourFavoriteFangirl(KABLEWEEEEH
  • 12:06Long TimeVok: Eh.. look kid, you don't wanna eat me. I was in Y-56 a few minutes ago.. I'm covered in weiiird stuff.
  • 12:06AmetrineskiesZik: *licking lips* Whots inside is whot counts.
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguyDarrz: Gotta go. *Jumps off Zik's head*
  • 12:07Long TimeVok: .. you're weird
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz lands on his face*
  • Darrz:AURGh-
  • Darrz:Where are the databanks again? *Holds communicator*
  • 12:07AmetrineskiesZik: ..*stands up straight again* .. *walking after* u-o
  • 12:07INVADER VEXThresh: *over the intercom* All personnel to battle stations! Prepare us for communication with the fleet!
  • 12:07Long TimeHatbot: I thought you were trying to get better Zik?? .~.
  • 12:07Cravitus(Ship approaching intensifies)
  • 12:07AmetrineskiesZik: He made me mad.
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirl(Zik - the sadistic zombie
  • 12:07Long TimeHatbot: Being a cannibal is bad <.>
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirl?! Battle?! ._.
  • 12:07Invader JibTark: *runs to station*
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirl
  • Menami
  • 12:07AmetrineskiesZik: Eatin a bad guy is good.
  • 12:07Long TimeMario: Battle...?
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( produced by micheal bay @miz
  • ( [splosion noises]
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: Mew would allow me t'eat Vok any day. uvu
  • 12:08Long TimeVok: Noh.. eating a bad guy will just make you an even worse guy.
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Running off toward her station, grabbing Zik and Zeerk's hands and pulling them alongXD*
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: *yells*: Mew!! Eym on a quest to eat Vok!!
  • 12:08MysteriousjillguyZeerk:WH-
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: LATER!!
  • 12:08Cravitus(What if it's really just Squishy, Hugger of Worlds?)
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: NOOOO
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( sweet jesus
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • Menami: YEEEES
  • 12:09AmetrineskiesZik: M-Meew, at least have the beebeeq sauuuccee.
  • 12:09INVADER VEX
  • The ship denies any communication and continues on its trajectory, finally giving the Irkens a good look at it
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You can eat him later, but not right now!
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( his hugs will be no match for even the power of christ and lurk's hentai combined
  • 12:09Invader JibTark: *sees the ship* Holy
  • 12:09AmetrineskiesZik: But when d'meds kick in, ey won't wonna eat him anymoar. D:
  • 12:09INVADER VEX
  • The ship is unnatural looking and lopsided, and appears to have a missile strapped to the bottom of it*
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Halting inside her station, taking a look at the ship*.. Geez!
  • 12:09MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Walks to Tark* Wot u looking at?
  • Darrz:Oh.
  • Darrz:That looks ...threatening I guess.
  • 12:10AmetrineskiesZik: ..*stares at the ship* Boring, now let me eat please-
  • 12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Antennae twitch* It has a missle.. ..Is it gonna bomb us?!
  • 12:10Long Time(lc-
  • (qq
  • 12:10INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe, Tark, get to the antiaircraft guns
  • 12:10Ametrineskies(Aw
  • 12:10MysteriousjillguyZeerk:MARIO! COME LOOK AT THIS!
  • Zeerk:There's a ship with a missle,and it's heading straight for us!
  • 12:10INVADER VEXScythe: *starts laughing hysterically and runs up into a gun turret*
  • 12:10Long TimeHatbot: *Jumps on Mario and cLINGS TO HIS HEAD* MAAAYYYOOO I'M SCARED
  • Mario: Rgh... get off me dude!
  • 12:10Invader JibTark: *runs to the antiaircraft guns*
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: It's gonna bomb us! DX Zik, NOW'S not the time to eat people, okay?!
  • 12:11AmetrineskiesZik: He's a HAT, JOHN. I mena - ... MARIO. D<
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Don't be scared. You don't have real emotions! It's ok. *Pats hatbot*
  • 12:11Cravitus
  • Averii continues to be nowhere near this.*
  • 12:11Invader JibTark: *starts it up and prepares to shoot*
  • 12:11Mysteriousjillguy(averii:*eating fun dip candy*
  • ( blurr:i feel like we should be doing something
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Looking outside, seeing Tark and Scythe, watching them and awaiting any further orders*
  • (LOL IKR
  • 12:11Mysteriousjillguy( averii:nah
  • 12:11Long Time(lc again
  • 12:11INVADER VEX
  • The ship's missile deploys and knocks a huge hole in the blast doors of the base, almost knocking Menami and Zik off of the viewing platform and sending shrapnel everywhere
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirl(them: *toontown elevator music*
  • !! *Screaming, blown back*
  • 12:11AmetrineskiesZik: !!?
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguyZeerk:!
  • 12:12Ametrineskies(abi i know its hard but its not chatzy
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyZeerk:MENAMI-
  • 12:12Ametrineskies(its super hard
  • Zik: IS ANYBODY CONCERNED FER ME?!
  • 12:12Long TimeHatbot: I don't have real emotions? What're you talking about?? ;~;
  • 12:12Cravitus
  • Averii's Irken Candies fall to the ground as he sits billions of miles away, and his eyes suddenly widen.*
  • 12:12Long TimeMario: GET OFF ME HATBOT!
  • 12:12INVADER VEX
  • The ship crashes right into the hole in the doors and crushes the irked elites standing guard
  • 12:12Invader JibTark: *ducks*
  • 12:12Long TimeMario: *Tugging hatbot off*
  • Mario: I can't see!
  • Vok: This is fun.
  • 12:12INVADER VEX
  • the base shakes and the power dims
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyElite: WEEEEE
  • 12:13Cravitus
  • Averii has suddenly remembered he dislikes candy!*
  • 12:13AmetrineskiesZik: ..'Parently not!?
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyDarrz: WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!
  • Darrz: I will eat them.
  • 12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Holding onto Zik and getting up to balance herself, panting.. covered with bleeding cuts from the blast and shrapnel* That was close.. >n<
  • Menami: .._.
  • 12:13AmetrineskiesZik: *grabs Menami, tries tugging her to a safer area* ..
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( cuts from shrapnel
  • ( good jub
  • 12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I can't see well in the dark!
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( *pats miz*
  • 12:13INVADER VEXThresh: *running towards the arsenal, grabbing a huge machine gun and setting it up inside the control room* EVERYONE, PREPARE TO ENGAGE!
  • 12:13YourFavoriteFangirl(shh qq
  • 12:13Cravitus(I'm gonna continue to just do random *Ave did X* things unless I see a window to shoehorn someone in.)
  • 12:14Long TimeHatbot: *Falls off*
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( movies:character gets hit by glass shards,no effect
  • 12:14Ametrineskies(Ikr
  • (Them: *deflects cuts*
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirl(Yeah I gave Menami DAMAGE LOL
  • 12:14Long TimeHatbot: Neeeeeeh >.<
  • 12:14Ametrineskies(Zik has damage but ;;v
  • 12:14Invader JibTark: *pulls out shards* Gah..
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( now we just need to cover why standing infront of an explosion is a gODAwFUL IDEA
  • 12:14INVADER VEX
  • the ship opens up in the front, and a huge wave of mechanized dotian soldiers sprint out, clawing at Irken elites and forming a zombie-esque mob*
  • 12:14Long TimeVok: *Carries Mario and Hatbot over to others*
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyZeerk:DOTIANS?!
  • 12:14AmetrineskiesZik: ..O-oh.
  • 12:14Long TimeVok: *Siiiiigh*... do I have to do everything?
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: !!.. What the..
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:THat's not good at all.
  • 12:15Long TimeVok: Lazy ungrateful kids..
  • 12:15Cravitus(Moldy goldfish of evil!)
  • (The snack that shoots back!)
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Pulling out shards, wincing*.. Are those a bunch of goldfish?
  • 12:15INVADER VEXThresh: Here they come! *starts firing into the wave of Dotians
  • 12:15Long TimeMario: Oh... oh my...
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Walking GOLDFISH?
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( PRODUCED FROM THE FIRES OF HELLS
  • 12:15AmetrineskiesZik: ..Goldfish.. *eyes sparkle*
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ZIK!
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( order now at your local grocery store *calm voice*
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You can eat tHEM-
  • 12:15AmetrineskiesZik: ..Woohoo!!
  • 12:15Invader JibTark: *shoots the dotians*
  • 12:16Long TimeMario: *Nervous tone* I didn't bring any weapons..
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Mechanian tenetacles come out,they wrap around some dotians and smash them into the ground*
  • 12:16INVADER VEXScythe: *slides down the turret ladder and activates his plasma gauntlets, sprinting at the Dotians in the same way as they're sprinting at him
  • 12:16Long TimeHatbot: We're screwed.
  • 12:16AmetrineskiesZik: *hops on his hoverboard, grabs his scythe and holds it at their neck level, zipping by and attempting to behead them*
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Pulling out her hammer, running and sending some shockwaves toward the dotians*
  • 12:16INVADER VEX
  • some Irken elite throws a gun to Mario on the way by*
  • 12:17Long TimeMario: B-but.. I'm a bad shot. >_<
  • 12:17Invader JibTark: *hops off the turrent the dotians pass it's reach, and grabs a machine gun-ish weapon shooting tem with it*
  • 12:17Long TimeMario: I'm only good with melee stuff..
  • 12:17INVADER VEXThresh: Pull back! We are being overrun!
  • 12:17Cravitus(Spray and Pray, Mario!)
  • 12:17Invader Jib
  • once
  • 12:17Cravitus(Spray and Pray!)
  • 12:17Long Time(pff-
  • 12:17Ametrineskies(Mario: *shoots Zik* | Zeerk: AWESOME HIT
  • 12:17Cravitus(Go Rambo!)
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Retreat?! DX
  • 12:17Long Time(XDD
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirl(LOL
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk's mechanian tentacles sprout plasma guns from their ends,and fire at the dotians*
  • 12:17AmetrineskiesZik: ..*picks up one of the dead bodies* EY GOTTA HAVE SOME FIRST.
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*grumbles*
  • 12:18Long TimeVok: You're bad at a lot of things.. I guess you have another thing to add to the list now...
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Eat FAST.
  • 12:18Invader JibTark: *backs away from the dotians in preparation*
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walking back* Hurry up, Zik!
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Mechanian tenetacles form a gigantic metallic hammer and crush some dotians*
  • 12:18Cravitus(Vok: Son, I am disappoint.)
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Im not marrying you DEAD.
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( LOL
  • 12:18Long TimeMario: *Sorta just staying back*..
  • 12:18INVADER VEX
  • A bunch of Dotian soldiers overrun the Irkens, flooding into the control room and slicing soldiers open everywhere
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *EYES WIDEN*
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:THEY'RE SO CUTE!
  • 12:18Invader JibTark: Oh goodnessk
  • 12:19AmetrineskiesZik: ..*picking up a bunch of even live ones, biting off their necks and general head area... including frontal lobes, woohoo*
  • 12:19INVADER VEXThresh: *Mows them down with the machine gun: * SERIOUSLY, we are being overrun! Get back!
  • 12:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: We gotta move and get out of here! Is there an escape?!
  • 12:19MysteriousjillguyDarrz:DOOODY DOODY,AREN'T YOUUUU CUTE! YES YOU ARE! *Grabs dotian by the face*
  • 12:19Long TimeVok: How could you possibly be related to me?
  • 12:19Cravitus(Dotians have necks?)
  • 12:19Ametrineskies(Neck.. area?
  • (o_o
  • 12:19Long TimeVok: You're.. bad at freakin'... everything..
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( its surprising how a dotian can survive without a frontal lobe
  • 12:19Long TimeVok: Geez
  • 12:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ZIK, COME BACK HERE!!
  • 12:19INVADER VEX(They have a head and feet, pretty much
  • 12:19Long TimeMario: ...
  • 12:19Invader JibTark: *gets to a higher area away from them, and shoots them with a shot gun...ish weapon
  • 12:19Long TimeMario: *frown*
  • 12:19Ametrineskies(Neck area <w>
  • 12:19Cravitus(Someone remembered to contact the fleet, right?)
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( they pretty much look like fish with legs
  • 12:20INVADER VEX(No, the control station just got overrun
  • 12:20AmetrineskiesZik: .. *throws a horribly mangled eaten up body at Vok*
  • 12:20Cravitus(Goldfish with legs. That are moldy.)
  • 12:20INVADER VEX(@Crav
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguy( Dotians
  • 12:20YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Attempting to send more shockwaves while backing up, to distract the dotians a little longer*
  • 12:20Long TimeVok: Ew...
  • 12:20MysteriousjillguyDarrz: AREN'T YOUUUU CUTEEEE?! *Squishes the dotian's face*
  • 12:20Cravitus(Dotians would hate Ave's eyes so much.)
  • 12:20Long TimeVok: *Pushes it away with his handkerchief*
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguydotian:please
  • 12:21Long TimeVok: Anyways, blah blah blah, you're a disgrace and yadda yadda yadda..
  • 12:21Invader JibTark: *Pulls out two laser hanguns instead, and shoots four*
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguydotian:I have a wife and two kids
  • 12:21INVADER VEXThresh: *climbs up a ladder and onto the roof, where dotians are trying to climb up* Everyone, up here
  • 12:21AmetrineskiesZik: *snatches the dotian from Darrz, starts chewing* >>
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyDarrz: DEY MUST BE CUTE TOO-
  • Darrz:Eh.
  • 12:21INVADER VEXScythe: *Stabs the dorian Darrz is talking to through the head
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz walks away*
  • 12:21AmetrineskiesZik: ..*drops some of the bodies and hovers to the ladder*
  • 12:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: For the last time.. ZIK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! DX *Climbing to the roof*
  • 12:21Invader JibTark: *Throws a laser spear through three of their heads*
  • 12:22AmetrineskiesZik: *face covered in blood* Eh? I heard nothing.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Crushes some dotians with his metallic hammer and climbs up the ladder*
  • 12:22YourFavoriteFangirl("I have a wife and two kids"
  • 12:22INVADER VEXScythe: WOOOOOO! *runs around chopping legs off and causing other cruelties that arent even ok in war
  • 12:22YourFavoriteFangirl(dotians barely have room for [genitalia,its ok if i say the scientific word,pay attention in skool kids and you'll figure this word out]
  • 12:2
  • 12:22
  • 12:22Cravitus(everythingisokayinwar)
  • 12:22Long TimeVok: *Carrying Mario and Hatbot up to the roof*
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy( this violates 4 kids rules,you're all fired-
  • 12:22Long TimeVok: You're sooo useless D<
  • 12:22YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:22Ametrineskies(Mario: ( | Vok: )
  • 12:22INVADER VEX
  • the surviving Irken Elites climb up to the roof
  • 12:23Ametrineskies(wiki no i wanted double frownys
  • 12:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz climbs up as well*
  • ( wikia: too bad
  • 12:23AmetrineskiesZik: ..*slowly looks at Vok* Yer next.
  • 12:23Long TimeHatbot: Vok, you're such A JERK. Stop it..
  • 12:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Climbing to the top of the roof, panting*..
  • 12:23AmetrineskiesZik: ..*hovers next to Vok* >>..
  • 12:23Long TimeVok: Yeaaah whatever. I have a calculator that's more advanced then you.. pfff
  • Hatbot: ... ;n;
  • 12:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Pushes Vok back to the hungry dotians* :U
  • Menami: Have fun.
  • 12:24Long TimeVok: *floats back up*.. *shrug*
  • 12:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..- -;
  • 12:24AmetrineskiesZik: ..*tries grabbing his head* Yer skull's gonna be a nice decorat'in in me room. >.>
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyZeerk: *Mechanian hammer transforms and retracts into PAK*
  • 12:24Invader JibTark: Where do we go from here exactly? They won't get up here fast, but soon enough.
  • 12:24Long TimeVok: Mmmkay.
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyDarrz:They don't have legs though. HOW'S DAT POSSIBLE?!
  • 12:25INVADER VEXThresh: We need to call for a ship
  • 12:25AmetrineskiesZik: ..*just floats to Menami* .. *licking what's on his face* ..
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Hmm...a ship..
  • 12:25AmetrineskiesZik: Dey dont taste much like goldfish. :c I like dem crackers.
  • 12:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: How are we gonna get a ship quick enough?
  • 12:26INVADER VEXThresh: But we can't contact the fleet without the equipment inside the outpost.... *sees a small surface-to-space transporter on the deck of the outpost*
  • Thresh: Over there! *Points to it* That ship looks ok..
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Will we all fit in it though?
  • 12:26INVADER VEXThresh: Barely, yeah
  • Thresh: I'll go try to get it
  • 12:27Long TimeVok: Let's go then!
  • 12:27INVADER VEXThresh: *slides down the roof, shooting dotians and jumping on their heads till he gets on top of the ship
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyDarrz: We COULD use my spittle runner,but NOPE! The local law enforcer pigs had to remove it because "it wasn't mine".
  • 12:27Invader JibTark: .....So you stole it?
  • 12:27Cravitus(On that note, Zim's Voot Runner is probably stolen)
  • 12:27Long TimeVok: *Still carrying Mario and Hatbot* *floats over to the ship*
  • 12:27YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Running to the ship*..
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyDarrz: They-Uh no of course not!
  • 12:28YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Dragging Zik with herXD*
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz runs to the ship*
  • 12:28INVADER VEXThresh: *shoots a hole in the top of the ship and reaches the controls to open the top hatch*
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk runs to the ship,behind Menami*
  • 12:28AmetrineskiesZik: *antennae flick* .. ..
  • 12:28Invader JibTark: *sprints to the ship*
  • 12:28INVADER VEXThresh: *gets in and opens the main hatch*
  • the ship hovers up to the roof once Tark gets in*
  • Thresh: Everyone in!
  • 12:28AmetrineskiesZik: *hanging onto his board*.. *hungry stare at everybody pff*
  • 12:29Long TimeVok: *Throws Mario and Hatbot in*
  • 12:29YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Hopping in, pulling ZikXD*
  • 12:29Long TimeVok: *Gently floats down*
  • Vok: *Humming*
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz and Zeerk jump in*
  • 12:29Long TimeVok: *Lands on Zik*
  • Vok: welp
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz hits the ground* Darrz:Hmf!
  • 12:29INVADER VEXThresh: *takes off and flies away, but the hole in the roof won't let them pressurize and go into space*
  • 12:29Long TimeVok: This has been fun.
  • 12:30AmetrineskiesZik: ....
  • Zik: *grABS his arm, biting it*
  • 12:30Long TimeVok: EHY--
  • Vok: Stop it!
  • 12:30INVADER VEXThresh: This is a problem... We can't make orbit and the ship was damaged in the battle. We have an hour of flight, tops
  • 12:30Long TimeVok: You're gonna give me weird Zik rabies!
  • 12:30AmetrineskiesZik: *biting harder* <<'
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyZeerk: *Mechanian tenetacle comes out of PAK,and it's claw transforms into an airtight cover for the hole*
  • 12:30Long TimeVok: Stooooop.
  • 12:30YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >n< Well, this is uncomfortable..
  • 12:31Invader JibTark: Could the whole be...covered somehow, or is there no time?
  • 12:31Long TimeVok: It's not my fault there's BARELY any room in here!
  • 12:31YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Zeerk just got it covered.
  • 12:31MysteriousjillguyZeerk:That should solve the hole.
  • 12:31Long TimeHatbot: Good job Zeerk! ^.^
  • 12:31Cravitus(Don't Irkens have that purple-bubble-thingy that forms around their head then turns clear?)
  • 12:31Ametrineskies(Bubble helmets yes
  • 12:32INVADER VEXThresh: We can't go into space with that patch, though... Someone try to contact the nearest ship that isn't nightmare Irken
  • 12:32Long TimeVok: Shush Hatbot. My brain cells commit suicide one by one, every time you speak.
  • YourFavoriteFangirl(Yeah but they might get accidentally sucked into space
  • 12:32Cravitus(Hm, that's a valid point.)
  • 12:32AmetrineskiesZik: ..*continues biting Vok's arm*
  • 12:32Long TimeHatbot: .... .n.
  • Hatbot: ;n;
  • 12:32AmetrineskiesZik: *tries tugging it off, growling*
  • 12:32INVADER VEXThresh: Menami, you're good with communication stuff, try to rig us a distress frequency
  • 12:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Taking Hatbot.. putting him on her head and hugging him sort of*
  • Menami: It's okay ^^
  • 12:33Long TimeVok: I'M NOT A SHISH KABOB!
  • Vok: Stop it dude.
  • 12:33Cravitus(krev is totally not gonna try and use this as an excuse to throw BLU in so krev isn't just sitting around and being idle)
  • 12:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Vok's just a jerk- Ah? Okay. *Pulling out a com and a small laptop, trying to send an SOS*..
  • 12:33AmetrineskiesZik: *nope he just continues trying really hard at it*
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • A spittle runner flies past them,with an Irken scientist symbol on it*
  • 12:33Long TimeHatbot: *His crying is slightly calmed down..*
  • Hatbot: *Looks up at Menami, and smiles*
  • 12:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..! *Sending a signal to the spittle runner*
  • "SOS!!"
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn is in the ship*
  • 12:33Long TimeHatbot: *Hugs Menami* u.u
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguySevn:?
  • Sevn:..Menami?
  • 12:34Long TimeVok: can you stop zik0
  • -*
  • 12:34Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn looks at a holographic screen showing the outside of the ship*
  • 12:34YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Nervously awaiting a reply of sorts*..
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh! They seem to be in a dilemma,I'll pick them u-
  • 12:35AmetrineskiesZik: *pulling, digging his teeth in* << Grrhhk..
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn sees Zik on the monitor*
  • Sevn:...
  • 12:35Long TimeVok: RNNN STOOP!!
  • Vok: *Smacks Zik*
  • 12:35INVADER VEXScythe: Ghgh... *waves at Sevn's ship*
  • 12:35YourFavoriteFangirl(Sevn: .....can i dissect you | Zik: no m8
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship rapidly boosts forward and goes out of sight*
  • 12:35AmetrineskiesZik: ..*antennae flick.. he doesn't seem to be too bothered*
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Nope.
  • 12:35Ametrineskies(Sevn: #Nah
  • 12:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..NO!!! UGH! *Slamming hand down on the laptop keyboard*
  • 12:35Invader JibTark: *sigh*
  • 12:35Long TimeVok: *punching Zik* STOPIT STOPIT SOPIT STOOOOPITTT
  • 12:35INVADER VEXThresh: What the heck?
  • Thresh: Who was that guy?
  • 12:36AmetrineskiesZik: *hissing, trying to tug more*
  • 12:36YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: He just LEFT us.
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyDarrz: I dunno.
  • Zeerk:Uh..guys..
  • 12:36YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sending a signal message one last time to Sevn's ship*
  • 12:36Long TimeVok: AUHAHANNN *Shoots fire at Zik*
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyZeerk: I think I know someone who could help us.
  • 12:36YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: "YOU SUCK [cussing makes it sound more serious ok]"
  • 12:36INVADER VEXThresh: Ugh... menami, try using non irked frequencies, there might be someone else
  • irken
  • 12:36Long TimeMario: And to think.. that guy wanted me to lay off Vok's investigation.. -_-
  • 12:36AmetrineskiesZik: *yipes, falling over*
  • 12:37Long TimeMario: Looks like he just screwed up all his hopes.
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WAIT!
  • Darrz: I KNOW SOMEONE!
  • 12:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ok.. *Switching to multispecies signatures, searching around*
  • 12:37AmetrineskiesZik: *screeeech*
  • 12:37Invader JibTark: Oh great...who is it?
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Takes out a communicator*
  • Meanwhile,on Plant hobo 13*
  • 12:37Invader Jib
  • great said rather unenthuisastically
  • 12:37Mysteriousjillguy(PLANET*
  • 12:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Looks at Darrz*..
  • 12:38Cravitus(Hobo 13, the plant species!)
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Averii's communicator beeps*
  • 12:38Ametrineskies(0kmg
  • 12:38Long TimeVok: *Smacks Zik again* Shuuuut UP!
  • Vok: you're annoying.
  • 12:38INVADER VEXThresh: Anything, Menami?
  • 12:38AmetrineskiesZik: *screaming, curls up*
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • The communicator vibrates*
  • 12:38CravitusAverii: "Hm?!" He grunted, freezing as the cheese-covered chip hovered before him.
  • 12:38Long TimeVok: That's.. better.
  • 12:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I think I found something..
  • 12:38Long TimeVok: You're lucky that I'm not allowed to kill you..
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • A familar,screeching voice emits from the communicator*
  • 12:38AmetrineskiesZik: ..*tries biting at him again*
  • 12:38Long TimeMario: ...
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY!
  • 12:39CravitusAve paused, and his PAK whirred as it brought out a small screen.
  • 12:39Long TimeMario: Vok.
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY!
  • 12:39Invader JibTark: Can you...people get along? We have no time for commotion like that
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY AVE!
  • Darrz:HEY!
  • Darrz:HEY AVE!
  • Darrz:HEY!
  • Darrz:HEY AVERII!
  • 12:39Cravitus"...Why do you have my Comms Number?" He sighed, dropping the nacho.
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEEEEY AVERII!
  • 12:39Long TimeMario: I will [heres a nice picture of a fork kids] rip out your antennae if you do ANYTHING more to him.
  • 12:39Ametrineskies(*3 hours later
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • 4 hours later*
  • 12:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Looks like a frigate ship, up ahead.. or something.
  • 12:39Long TimeHatbot: Too much drama! >.<
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY!
  • 12:39INVADER VEXThresh: *glances at Menami's screen* Is that a mining ship?
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HEY AVERII!
  • Darrz:HEY!
  • 12:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I think so.
  • 12:40INVADER VEXThresh: Try to hail them.
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AAVVVEEERRRRIIIIII
  • 12:40INVADER VEXThresh: In whatever language they speak...
  • 12:40CravitusAve: "...Yes, Darrz, what is it?" An eye twitched softly.
  • 12:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Screaming* EVERYONE CALM DOWN BEFORE I SHOOT SOMETHING!!
  • 12:40AmetrineskiesZik: SHOOT VOK.
  • 12:40Long Time(" We have an hour of flight" (lurk: *4 hours later*
  • 12:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Angrily glaring at the others behind her.. then looking back to the screen*
  • 12:40Cravitus(lel)
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz: I need your hel-Ooop! Looks like we found a ship.
  • 12:40Cravitus(time discrepanciessss)
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy( LSD time warp,done
  • ( #genius
  • 12:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Trying to send some SOS signals* Guys, I'm trying to contact a ship. It's HARD to do that with everyone bickering behind me!
  • 12:41AmetrineskiesZik: But he's hoiting me.'
  • 12:41INVADER VEXThresh: *reading a diagnostic* We have a fuel leak, hurry up, Menami!
  • 12:41CravitusAve: "...Alright then?" He continued to stare at the screen. "I mean, I don't know why you just used four hours of my time, but alright then."
  • 12:41MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Anyway,uh. We're stuck in a ship and we're gonna die.
  • 12:42Invader JibTark: W-we what?
  • 12:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm just waiting a reply! >n<
  • 12:42AmetrineskiesZik: *lays down again, huffing* ..
  • 12:42CravitusOne of Ave's eyes narrowed, and frowned.
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Come over to our coordinates.
  • Darrz: Or I will send you some more fan mail.
  • 12:42CravitusAve shuddered.
  • 12:42Ametrineskies(Darrz: *deep scary voice* and nobody wants no fan mail.
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • the mining frigate's captain appears on a screen: He begins speaking in an unknown language*
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A pile of darrz letters is in the corner near averii,covered in unknown sticky substances*
  • 12:43CravitusAverii: "Please, no mail..." He shivered.
  • 12:43Invader JibTark: ...
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alien insect crawls out of the pile*
  • (space beetle
  • ( #original
  • 12:43Ametrineskies(kawaii beetle
  • 12:43CravitusAve: "I'll be over in a bit," He sighed in resignation, and the communique terminated.
  • 12:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..? *Activating her universal communicator, trying to understand*
  • 12:43INVADER VEXThresh: *looks at the screen* Use a data transfer, send him a binary SOS message.
  • 12:44CravitusAve: "BLU!" He barked, turning to the corner.
  • 12:44INVADER VEXThresh: He should understand that
  • 12:44Ametrineskies(BLU: *peeing on the letters with oil*
  • 12:44YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • 12:44CravitusA mechanical foot stomped down on the beetle, and the former SIR seemed to stare through him.
  • (Damn you, michael bayyyy)
  • 12:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sending that message.. waiting there*..
  • 12:44Mysteriousjillguy( OH LOL
  • 12:44AmetrineskiesZik: .. *staring at Vok* ...
  • 12:45Mysteriousjillguy( irken conquest season 2 finale-produced by bay micheal
  • 12:45Long TimeMario: Hey, maybe we could..- Vok: Shut uuuup... geez you're sooo annoying, I'm tired of your "brilliant" suggestionss! Not to mention you're also USELESS! Even as a kid, you were horrible at EVERYTHING. It's a disgrace to have you as my son >.>. *Lights a cigar, and starts smoking it*
  • 12:45Mysteriousjillguy( *lurk jumps out of an explosion holding a megan fox fionna hybrid*
  • 12:45CravitusAve: "Have Mit warm up the ship," He sighed, looking around the rather empty cafeteria he'd sat in for the past few hours, enduring the call.
  • 12:45INVADER VEX
  • the alien captain receives the message and nods, signifying that he is on his way*
  • 12:45AmetrineskiesZik: ..*aims cane at Vok, charging it up into a cannon* Quit it.
  • 12:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Slowly turns head to Vok*..
  • 12:45Long TimeMario: E-even as a kid...? *He frowns* .. *antennae droop*
  • 12:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Thresh, can we please kick him out? Vok.
  • Menami: He's a nuisance to EVERYONE and he's causing arguments.
  • 12:46INVADER VEXThresh: Maybe, but not right now... Menami, did he get the message? We are almost out of fuel.
  • 12:46CravitusAve: "Then tell the Major we've got business to take care of..." He growled, and picked up his helmet as he strode away.
  • 12:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Yeah, I think he's coming. >no
  • 12:46Long TimeVok: It ain't my fault he pissed me off. You should have seen what he said to me 7 hours ago.
  • heard*
  • (i am tired qq-
  • 12:46MysteriousjillguyZeerk: You should've seen what you just said a few seconds ago.
  • 12:47AmetrineskiesZik: *the caneon starts to glow* Ye gonna GO?
  • 12:47Invader JibTark: So it was 7 hours ago, and you haven't gotten over it?
  • 12:47Long TimeVok: nah
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Vok, you need to die.
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyZeerk: Menami's right.
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*Dead serious, glaring* Mario's just. You're just a terrible father.
  • 12:47Long TimeVok: I've already died -u-
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*stares at the alien at the screen*
  • Darrz: 0>0
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Then you need to die again and go to HELL.
  • 12:47Cravitus(Welp, I've got no idea how long it'd take for Ave to travel from Hobo 13 to wherever the RP is happening.)
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >.>
  • 12:47AmetrineskiesZik: Oh, yer a walkin corpse? Ey eat them.
  • 12:47Cravitus(someonehalpkrev)
  • 12:47Long TimeVok: Woaaahhoho. Somebody's angry.
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Licks the screen*
  • ( fly there
  • 12:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Shut your face, punk.
  • 12:48INVADER VEX
  • An enormous brown frigate passes overhead, and the ship is pulled into the hangar of the mining frigate
  • 12:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ! ..*Watches as they're pulled*
  • 12:48AmetrineskiesZik: ? ...
  • 12:48INVADER VEXThresh: Ok, we're in! *sighs*
  • 12:48Long TimeMario: *Walks over to a corner, and sits down* *He covers his eyes with his arms* ...
  • Vok: Geez.. kids.. so sensitive these days.
  • Vok: *Coughs up smoke* Ech..
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz continues licking the alien transmission,a 2nd alien has a horrified look on his face*
  • 12:49AmetrineskiesZik: ..Ey'm gonna impale ye with this here cane.
  • 12:49INVADER VEXScythe: *grabs Vok, picks him up, and duct tapes him to the roof of the ship*
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy( vok and mother would get along very well-
  • 12:49INVADER VEXScythe: I'M HELPING
  • 12:49AmetrineskiesZik: ...c:
  • 12:49Long TimeVok: ... *burns the duct tape*
  • Vok: Great plan, genius.
  • 12:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Scythe, can you kill him
  • Menami: PLEASE.
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • The transmission shuts off*
  • 12:49AmetrineskiesZik: *spiderleg pulls the hoverboard down, grabbing his cane and hops back on*
  • 12:50INVADER VEXScythe: Waaaattttt... YES
  • 12:50AmetrineskiesZik: No, ME!
  • Zik: EY wonna!!
  • 12:50MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Uh I wouldn't try th-
  • 12:50INVADER VEXScythe: Deploys his energy blades and dives at Vok
  • 12:50AmetrineskiesZik: Les do it togetheeer!
  • 12:50Long TimeVok: *Opens up a fiery portal, and hops in* I'll seeya later, pals c;
  • The portal closes*
  • 12:50MysteriousjillguyZeerk:..That's why.
  • 12:50AmetrineskiesZik: ...*twitch*.. MY MEAL!!
  • 12:50INVADER VEXScythe: *crashes into a corner
  • 12:51AmetrineskiesZik: MEEEW, IT'S ALL GONE.
  • Zik: MY HAPPY MEAL.
  • 12:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ugh..
  • 12:51AmetrineskiesZik: MY APPLES. MY CARAMEL DIP. MY CHOC'LATE MILK.
  • Zik: MY EDIBLE VOK TOY>
  • 12:51Invader Jib(wait i'm confused, so they're in the other ship now?)
  • 12:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk: Can we get on the ship now?
  • 12:51Long TimeMario: ..*sniffle*
  • 12:51INVADER VEX(yeah, they're in the hangar of the other ship)
  • 12:51Invader Jib(oka
  • 12:51Long TimeHatbot: He's a real jerk -.-
  • 12:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Climbing out*..
  • 12:52Long TimeMario: *Still sitting by the corner*
  • 12:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk climbs out of the ship,his cover for the hole retracts*
  • 12:52Cravitus(I'm probably gonna wait like ten minutes before I have Ave arrive, because semibelievable travel time)
  • 12:52Long TimeHatbot: Hey can somebody drag him outta here??
  • 12:52AmetrineskiesZik: *hovers to Mario, tries picking him up as his cane goes back to normal*
  • 12:52Long TimeHatbot: Thanks Zik u.u ..
  • 12:52INVADER VEXThresh: *finishes tying down their ship* Ok, everyone, let's go thank our new host
  • 12:52AmetrineskiesZik: ..Mate, ey can't pick ye up. Hop on.
  • 12:52Long TimeHatbot: Y'know.. his pa wasn't always this horrible.
  • 12:52AmetrineskiesZik: Ey don't believe that, mkay?
  • 12:53Long TimeMario: *crawls onto the hoverboard* ..
  • 12:53INVADER VEX(I gtg soon, guys... How much later do you guys want to continue tonight?)
  • 12:53Long TimeHatbot: It's... true.
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: He wasn't??
  • (Aww
  • 12:53Long TimeHatbot: Why would I lie?
  • 12:53AmetrineskiesZik: *flies back over to Menami*..
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( uh
  • 12:53Long TimeHatbot: He used to be an amazing person..
  • Hatbot: Not sure what happened though..
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Maybe something traumatizing.
  • 12:53AmetrineskiesZik: Oh.
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Frowns*..
  • 12:54INVADER VEXThresh: * opens the hatch of the ship and exits it, looking around at all the Alien workers wandering around with wheelbarrows of some foreign metal
  • 12:54Long TimeHatbot: The only reason why Mario tolerates him.. is because he thinks he'll eventually change .-.


  • atbot: The only reason why Mario tolerates him.. is because he thinks he'll eventually change .-.
  • Mario: I-I know.. it'll happen someday.. i-i-...it has to *He cries harder*
  • Hatbot: *Sigh*..
  • 12:54AmetrineskiesZik: ...*frown* .. So ey don't eat him?
  • Zik: Jus' in case?
  • 12:55INVADER VEXScythe: people don't get better... JUST LOOK AT MEEE
  • 12:55Long TimeHatbot: I guess..
  • 12:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Eyes widen.. feeling bad for Mario, hugging him*
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 12:55Mysteriousjillguy( chat delay
  • 12:55AmetrineskiesZik: ..*huggles Mario* .. Ey wish ey know whar me other me is.
  • 12:55Invader JibTark: *looks arouund*
  • 12:55Long TimeMario: *Sniffle* .. I-I just.. can't leave him.. I miss the old him so m-much..
  • 12:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm sure he can change. Alot of the know I know in my life have..
  • Menami: .. Zik's experienced it alot, too.
  • 12:56INVADER VEXScythe: AHAHAHAHA.... People never change... GET USED TO CRAZY DADDY!
  • 12:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ^^; Don't listen to Scythe.
  • 12:56Long TimeMario: ... *antennae droop*
  • 12:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Trust us, alright?
  • 12:57Long TimeMario: O-..okay..
  • 12:57Cravitus-Suddenly, Darrz's Communicator starts to beep and vibrate!-
  • 12:57Ametrineskies(comm: *vibrates angrily*
  • 12:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk stands near Thresh,not wanting to get involved with the situation*
  • 12:57Long TimeMario: *Stands back up, wiping the tears off of his face*
  • 12:58INVADER VEXThresh: C'mon, guys, out of the ship. We have to thank the captain for letting us aboard
  • 12:58MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Oooh~-Wait wh-Oh! My communicator!
  • 12:58Ametrineskies(Darrz: mmmmmmmm
  • 12:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz takes it out*
  • 12:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Alright.. *Walking out*..
  • 12:58Invader JibTark: But i'm al-
  • 12:58INVADER VEX(Brb, switching to iPad... Please pause
  • 12:58AmetrineskiesZik: *following her* ...
  • 12:58Cravitus(AND THEN THERE WAS PAUSE, AND THE PAUSE WAS PAUSE)
  • 12:59Long TimeMario: *Follows them*.. *sniffle*
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat. 
  • 12:59Long Time(ok
  • 12:59Ametrineskies(*intense movie trailer*: pause.
  • Mario: So where are we going again..?
  • 1:08Mysteriousjillguy( new member: what in hell's soul devouring hells is this i don't even why
  • 1:08Cravitus-Suddenly, Darrz's Communicator vibrates rather angrily once more and beeps insistently.-
  • 1:09INVADER VEXThresh: *walks up to a crew member that doesn't seem to be the same species as the rest* Hey, do you speak Irken?
  • 1:09Invader Jib(lurk this is like the third time you made that joke, you need new material)
  • 1:09Mysteriousjillguy( devouring fires*
  • ( easy jib
  • 1:09YourFavoriteFangirl(New member: not enough mary sues or magical desu characters or recolors *leaves wiki*
  • 1:09INVADER VEXFile:Vex true story.jpg
  • 1:09Invader JibTark: *glances over at the mysterious guy*
  • 1:09Mysteriousjillguy( *heaven's diabetic clouds fixed
  • ( jesus will forgive you with free diabeetus
  • 1:09INVADER VEX(So much IZ Mary Sue recolor crap on the internet... So much!
  • 1:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Looking over*.. (YUP
  • 1:09Cravitus(yep.)
  • (yeeeep.)
  • (so much yep.)
  • 1:10Long Time(that pretty much applies to any fandom
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy( oh there's lots of things worse then that
  • 1:10Cravitus(Yep.)
  • 1:10INVADER VEX(Yeah, but it's the large majority for IZ fanon
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy( *flashing invader zim rule 34,fetishes,and yoshiwii clones* *distorted demonic voice* LOOOOTTTTSSS OF THINNNGGSSS
  • 1:10Cravitus(Darrz's Communicator: "ffs m8 i gon punch ye in the gabber)
  • 1:10Long Time(oh boy (you should see the teen titans (the old show obviously)'s community-
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy( OH LOL
  • 1:11INVADER VEX(So... Continue?
  • 1:11Long TimeMario: Anyone gonna answer me.. no?
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy( communicator: m8 u betur respond or i em gona cell me mum and rek u
  • 1:11INVADER VEXThresh
  • typo
  • 1:11YourFavoriteFangirl(when you see a gravity falls recolor
  • 1:12Cravitus(Darrz's Communicator: "U GOT A FKN INCOMIN' CALL, M8!" *Beats Darrz relentlessly*
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(*menami.gif*
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*takes out communicator* ?
  • ( oh you mean iso's scrapped original design-
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(o h
  • 1:12Long Time(oh'
  • 1:12INVADER VEXAlien: *to thresh* Yes... A little. What you want?
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy(*purple triangle with hundreds of eyes*
  • 1:12Cravitus-A rather singed and burnt-looking Averii is glaring painfully through the communicator.-
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(I saw recolored Dippers and Mabels back when the fandom was first coming around in 2012
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy( i am serious-
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Blinks*..
  • 1:12INVADER VEXThresh: Um, can you take us to the captain of the ship?
  • 1:12CravitusAverii: "Darrz! Why is there a frigate-sized ship, and where are you?!"
  • 1:13INVADER VEXAlien: Yes, follow. *starts walking*
  • 1:13Long TimeHatbot: Fry gate? I'd love some fries.
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy( he was supposed to be totally-not-bill cipher exiled from his peaceful race of drug guzzling geometrically shaped space hippies from dimemsion diabeetus jesus land
  • 1:13Long TimeHatbot: Fry chip thingies...
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy( IN SPACE
  • 1:13Invader JibTark: *follows*
  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Come over here, everyone. We are going to the bridge.
  • 1:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Cmon guys! *Following after Tark*
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:I'm in that ship.
  • Darrz:WAIT!
  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: *follows the alien*
  • 1:14Long TimeMario: *follows*
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Invader Averii,the bestest invader ever,but not better then the almighty,but unfortunately now deceased invader jib,IS COMING ABOARD!
  • 1:14Long TimeHatbot: *climbs on Zik's head* d: Let's go!
  • 1:15Cravitus-Averii winces quietly, partially from the warpgate transit burns and Darrz.-
  • 1:15Mysteriousjillguy( don't say that jib is still alive anyone
  • 1:15AmetrineskiesZik: .. Ehhn.
  • 1:15Invader JibTark: The guy with the uh...mechanical eye is dead?
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*looks at communicator* Are you here yet?
  • 1:16INVADER VEX
  • The alien and the rest of the party makes their way out of the hangar just as Averii comes in, and he sees them leave the hangar*
  • 1:16MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Waves to Averii*
  • 1:17CravitusAve: "Yes, I'm here!" He grunted. "Burning skin and all!"
  • 1:17Long TimeMario: *Hugs Zik's forehead* Your head is really comfortable :3
  • 1:17INVADER VEXAlien: *points at an elevator* Take lift to control deck, my captain is there.
  • 1:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz hugs Averii*
  • 1:17Long TimeHatbot***
  • (didn't mean to say mario0
  • -*
  • 1:17Cravitus-The call terminates as the tri-engined ship hits the deck with a soft thud, and one of the hatches on the side opens.-
  • Ave: "WHY ARE YOU IN MY SHIP-"
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyDarrz:OH MY IRKUS! IT PLEASES MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE HERE SIR! I HAVE SOOOO MANY HORRIBLE CURIOSITY FILLED QUESTIONS!
  • 1:17AmetrineskiesZik: whoi's that.
  • 1:17Long TimeHatbot: :U
  • Hatbot: hey it's a new person!
  • 1:18Invader JibTarl: *gets in the elavator*
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WHAT WERE YOU DOING 35 SECONDS AGO?! I MUST KNNOOOWWW
  • 1:18INVADER VEXThresh: Alright guys, into the elevator. DARRZ, YOU AND YOUR FRIEND BETTER GET OVER HERE
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz: Or my head might ASPLODE!
  • 1:18Cravitus-BLU yanks Darrz from Averii, and tosses him out the hatch.-
  • 1:18INVADER VEXThresh: *gets in the elevator*
  • 1:18Long TimeMario: *Walks into the elevator*
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Oh uh! Looks like the commander guy is angr-DEUAUGH WHAT THE F-
  • Darrz hits the ground*
  • 1:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Going into the elevator*.. *Hugs Zik*
  • 1:19AmetrineskiesZik: ..<3
  • 1:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: c:
  • 1:19CravitusBLU: "Recommend we follow with the others, Commander." The machine leapt down from the ship, and Ave followed shortly after.
  • 1:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz gets back up and drags Averii by the antennae*
  • Darrz:C'mon! C'mon! You gotta see my friends!
  • Darrz:C'MON
  • 1:19Cravitus( Ave's Expression: http://prntscr.com/6e469p
  • 1:19Long TimeHatbot: Wow everyone's being pretty affectionate today >3<!
  • Hatbot: well, except Vok..
  • 1:20Invader JibTark: Darrz GET IN
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz pushes Averii in*
  • 1:20Long TimeMario: Darrz, hurry up.
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz runs in,excitedly*
  • 1:20Cravitus-Flailing around, Averii is dragged aboard as BLU calmly strides in as well-
  • 1:20INVADER VEXThresh: Ok... *closes the door and the elevator goes up
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Sticks out tounge gleefully and smiles,squeaking noise*
  • 1:21Cravitus( File:BackgroundedBLU1.png
  • 1:21Long TimeHatbot: Is Darrz some sort of Fanboy..?
  • 1:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I guess so. ^^;
  • 1:21INVADER VEXScythe: .... I haven't been shoved together in such close proximity with so many people before... Live people, that is...
  • 1:21Ametrineskies(IS the rp recorded somewhere? .3.
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyDarrz: AVERII IS THE BEST INVADER EVER BESIDES JIB!
  • 1:21Long TimeHatbot: You're reaaally weird .~.
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy( yeah
  • 1:22Cravitus-Ave groaned, eyed the group for a moment, and rubbed his antennae gingerly.-
  • 1:22Ametrineskies(I got lines my friend needs to recite :'D
  • (Gimme gimme
  • 1:22Mysteriousjillguy( i never pass an oppurtunity to record
  • ( *gets in misty's face* NEVER
  • 1:22Ametrineskies(m8

Thresh: Ok, we are here... Everyone, on best behavior. I will do the talking... That applies to you too, Darrz. 1:23


Thresh: Ok, we are here... Everyone, on best behavior. I will do the talking... That applies to you too, Darrz.

1:23



Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:SIR YES SIR!

Darrz:*salutes,squeak noise*

1:23




INVADER VEX

  • the elevator door opens into the bridge*

1:23

Mysteriousjillguy

( Forming Storm

1:23

Long Time

Hatbot: what's with all the squeaky noises-

1:23

Cravitus

Ave turned to Thresh. Ave: "I hope that you can keep him on his best behavior..."

1:23

Mysteriousjillguy

( name kinda sucks,i'll change it later

Darrz:*stares at averii in his face*

1:24

INVADER VEX

  • there are several aliens milling about as well as one sitting in a chair in the middle, although something seems not quite right about the captain...

1:24

Invader Jib

(wait lurk

1:24

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Cuddling with Zik all lovey, kissing*

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:You smell like success.

1:24

Ametrineskies

(thsnx m8

1:24

Invader Jib

(shouldn't it have "The Growing" in it)

1:24

YourFavoriteFangirl

(no

1:24

Invader Jib

(eh nvm)

1:24

YourFavoriteFangirl

(.-.

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

( the growing conflict

( the growing noun

( the growing sanity

( the growing planet

1:24

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*kissing her cheek*

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

( the growing house plant

1:24

YourFavoriteFangirl

(the growing zik

1:24

Long Time

("The Growning Forming Storm")

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

( the growing growing

1:24

Long Time

(bril, jib, bril-

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

( the growing storm of growing doom

1:24

Cravitus

-Averii quietly put his helmet on, muttering quietly to himself.-

1:25

Mysteriousjillguy

( The Growing Stupidity

( glad i named it that-

1:25

Cravitus

( http://prntscr.com/69xhtg

1:26

Invader Jib

(man now i'm losing track of where we are and everything

1:26

YourFavoriteFangirl

(so we got a guy who can voice act zik

1:26

INVADER VEX

Thresh: Ok guys, don't do anything dumb... *approaches the captain's chair and clears his throat*

1:26

YourFavoriteFangirl

(he's reciting the lines from this rp

(:'D

1:26

Long Time

(pfff-

1:26

Cravitus

(Ave came under the threat of Darrz sending more horrid fanmail to him,)

(Now we're on the bridge and Averii is trying to endure Darrz while everone else is doing their thing)

(That's all I really understand, aside from Thresh about to talk to the Captain.)

1:28

INVADER VEX

Thresh: greetings, captain. In case you understand what I'm saying, I am commander thresh of the Irken empire, and my crew and I would like to thank you for rescuing us.

1:28

Long Time

Hatbot: Yeah, thanks!! ^^


  • (I think)
  • (Er, should someone do something?)
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy( uh
  • ( someone say something to the captain
  • 11:54Long TimeHatbot: Something something captain.
  • 11:54INVADER VEXThresh: So... I take it you don't understand Irken?
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*stares at Averii*
  • 11:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Blinks*
  • 11:55INVADER VEXCaptain: *blinks* *begins talking in a strange alien language*
  • 11:55CravitusAverii: "....BLU. Obstruction removal, immediately."
  • -BLU picks up Darrz and holds him above the ground-
  • 11:56Long TimeHatbot: Well this is... awkward.
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguyDarrz:>_0?
  • 11:56INVADER VEXCaptain: *looks around at the group, looking surprised by the Irkens*
  • 11:57Invader JibTark: ...
  • 11:57Cravitus-BLU shakes Darrz around a bit as they stand around.-
  • 11:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ono; I guess he doesn't understand.
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AURGGHAUGH
  • 11:58INVADER VEXCaptain: *Walks up to thresh and grabs his head, lifting him in the air and examining him*
  • Thresh: Woah! *Pushes himself away*
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz claws at BLU's hand in pain,trying to get loose*
  • 11:58AmetrineskiesZik: Er...
  • 11:59INVADER VEXThresh: I'm not sure it understands what we are... Try not to do anything weird
  • 11:59Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *a gap opens.. and there is thrown Tensel* ! ... *quickly scanning everything in sight*
  • (whoops.
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Well, something WEIRD did happen.
  • 11:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alien nearby is surprised by the gap*
  • 12:00CravitusAve: "I swear, if he didn't know where I lived..." He whispered, eyeing Darrz as they flailed at BLU.
  • 12:00Long TimeHatbot: Oh heyyyy! Tensel is here!
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Hey, Tensel. Where'd you come from?
  • 12:01INVADER VEXCaptain: *is spooked by the gap and freaks out*
  • 12:01Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ... Identified Species. *standing up calmly*
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Hi Tensel.
  • 12:01Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *looks to the captain, tilting his head* ...
  • 12:01INVADER VEXCaptain: *begins yelling at other crew members and points at the group of Irkens*
  • 12:02Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ... *tries speaking in the other's language, having a general vocabulary of it for now*.. "Please, Do Not Panic."
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Can you let your robot let go of my head please Averii? I'M UR BIGGEST FAN! Without my head,I can't PRAISE HOW SUPERIOR YOU ARE!
  • 12:02AmetrineskiesZik: ..Eeh.. well..
  • 12:02INVADER VEX
  • Huge alien guards approach the group from all sides as a guard fires a plasma orb into the center, throwing out bolts of energy and paralyzingly the Irkens *
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alien walks over and hits tensel with a stick*
  • 12:02Cinnabon HeartsTensel: !! DX
  • 12:02INVADER VEXThresh: Ghaugh!
  • 12:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: !!! *Squeal*
  • 12:02AmetrineskiesZik: WHY
  • 12:03MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AURFGGHTHRTYFG
  • 12:03INVADER VEXScythe: HAHAHAHAH *falls over
  • 12:03Long TimeMario: !! >_O
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk falls over*
  • Darrz:BLU,can you LET GO OFF MAH HEAD NOW?!
  • 12:03Long TimeHatbot: What's wrong with you guys? .n.
  • 12:03CravitusAve: "I-BLAME-DARRZ-*Gurgling noise*."
  • -BLU falls over, disabled and still clutching Darrz.-
  • 12:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Tensel! ono Can you convince them to let us go?
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Hits the ground,paralyzed*
  • 12:04INVADER VEX
  • The guards begin dragging the Irkens away just as their eyes black out from the shock* .... *they wake up in a dank, dark cell with iron bars and puddles of muck on the ground
  • 12:04Invader JibTark: ...What just
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz wakes up*
  • 12:04INVADER VEXthresh: Ow, what just happened?!?
  • 12:04Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *unfortunately, he temporarily shuts down and tries to repair himself in sleep mode*
  • 12:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Opens an eye*.. .. Nn..?
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*looks at BLU's claws and grumbles*
  • Zeerk wakes up*
  • 12:05INVADER VEXScythe: Being unconscious is one of my favorite things.
  • 12:05MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Ungh..what happened..
  • 12:05AmetrineskiesZik: .... *opening an eye after a moment, but closes it again*.. Sleep, come BACK to me.
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Were you sleeping for once?
  • 12:05Long TimeMario: Rnn... where are we?
  • 12:05AmetrineskiesZik: More like I was knocked out by force, Mew.
  • 12:05CravitusAve: "I should've stayed on Hobo 13."
  • 12:06AmetrineskiesZik: Should have it happen mores.
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy"Oh SLEEP! That's something I haven't done in a while!"
  • 12:06Invader JibTark: *looks around the room*
  • 12:06INVADER VEXThresh: Well, it seems that they don't respond well to violence... Hm. *assessing the situation, looking around the series of cells and cargo containers*
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • A voice emits from a dark place in the room*
  • 12:07Invader JibTark: Did anyone hear that?
  • 12:07INVADER VEX
  • two figures are sitting in the corner of one cell*
  • 12:07AmetrineskiesZik: ..Knock me out again, m'be we'll talk.
  • 12:07CravitusAve: "What could it be this time, I wonder?"
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • The sound of spider legs hitting the ground is heard*
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm more concerned about being AWAKE right now..
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • A figure appears behind Zik*
  • "...Hi.."
  • 12:08Long TimeHatbot: I-I'm.. scared >n<;
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..? What's-
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: ! *looking at it*..
  • 12:08Long TimeMario: Err...
  • 12:08INVADER VEXThresh: *whips around to face the figure, holding his gun*
  • 12:08Cravitus-Averii continues to lay on the floor, suited up and unmotivated.-
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: *antennae up, slowly getting up by his cane*..
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk is behind Zik,with eyebags and crippled antennae*
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: LURK!
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • His uniform is torn up*
  • 12:08Invader JibTark: *points gun in the direction* ....*lowers gun* what
  • 12:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Hi.. Menami
  • 12:08AmetrineskiesZik: ..*staring at Lurk*
  • 12:08INVADER VEXThresh: What the- Lurk?
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk chuckles*
  • 12:09Long TimeMario: Lurk, a-are you okay!?
  • 12:09AmetrineskiesZik: ..Yah mkay, ah?
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: What happened to you?!
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's eyeshines are noticeably more thinner*
  • 12:09AmetrineskiesZik: ...*biting lower lip, nerved* ...
  • 12:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Silently chuckles to self*
  • 12:09Long TimeMario: Lurk...?
  • 12:09MysteriousjillguyLurk: Heh heh...Hnghh...AH HAHA....I've been just cruising around...thats all.
  • 12:09Long TimeHatbot: This is seems really... off.
  • this seems*
  • 12:10MysteriousjillguyLurk: But then I got beamed aboard this STUPID SHIP.
  • 12:10INVADER VEX
  • the two other figures stand up, assessing the group. One of them wields a double-bladed spear and one appears to be holding a sword*
  • 12:10AmetrineskiesZik: ..Get some sleep, m'be?
  • 12:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:The aliens didn't have what I was looking for...e-either.
  • Lurk:*Grabs Zik's face*
  • 12:10AmetrineskiesZik: Ghghhgn-- pERSONAL SPACE BUBBLE HELP
  • 12:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:I DON'T GET SLEEP.
  • 12:10AmetrineskiesZik: EY DONT EITHER.
  • 12:10CravitusAverii: "I hate to interrupt, but has anyone noticed the other figures?"
  • 12:10Long TimeHatbot: o-o
  • 12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..DX
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*pushes Zik away*
  • 12:11Long TimeMario: Um yeah....
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: There's too much going on..
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguyLurk: Oh look,visitors.
  • 12:11AmetrineskiesZik: INSOMNIAC PARTY, WOO FREAKIN HOO. <n<
  • 12:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk points toward the figures*
  • 12:11INVADER VEXThresh: Anyone have a light? I want to see who our cell mates over there are...
  • 12:12CravitusAverii: "Is Darrz in here?"
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Not on me..
  • 12:12INVADER VEXScythe: *tosses Thresh a flashlight*
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyDarrz: Piggies
  • 12:12AmetrineskiesZik: Somebody wake up our bot m'be.. ac'ly.. he GOT US IN DIS MESS. By ARRIVING.
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyLurk: I still can't understand what you're saying. Seriously,what's with that stupid accent? You sound like a hobo.
  • 12:13CravitusAverii: "Darrz, is my robot still holding on to your head?"
  • 12:13AmetrineskiesZik: BACK OFF, TWAT. D<
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Yeh. It hurts.
  • 12:13INVADER VEXThresh: Ok... Let's see who we are dealing with... *turns on the light, blinding the Irkens for a short amount of time but eventually illuminating the figures
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wooooah! Language!
  • 12:13Long TimeMario: Lurk, shut up.
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz looks toward the figures*
  • 12:13Long TimeMario: .-.
  • 12:13AmetrineskiesZik: PRAISE IT, MARIO.
  • 12:14CravitusAverii finally gets off the floor, mostly ignoring the others and yanking Darrz from the inactive BLU.
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:YAYYYY!
  • 12:14AmetrineskiesZik: Too many thoughts, too many heads, cut MOST of em off. Grrahh.
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: <n> .. *Imagining pleasent things for Zik*
  • 12:14Long TimeHatbot: Weeelll... that took a dark turn, eh?
  • 12:14INVADER VEX
  • one of the people is wearing a ragged cape, a glowing helmet with five rotating eyes, and the other appears to have a bloodstained old Irken armor set from thousands of years ago on*
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh how I wish I could cut off your head. That'd be nice.
  • 12:14Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *slowly turning back on*...
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk looks toward the figures*
  • 12:14INVADER VEXThresh: Guys, look over there... Who are those two?
  • 12:15Invader JibTark: *looks over at them*
  • Tark: Uh..
  • 12:15AmetrineskiesZik: ..*slams his cane towards Lurk's stomach*
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Hm?
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:HEY! MAKING A GOOD INTRODUCTION WAS MY IDE-
  • Lurk growls,and grabs the cane*
  • 12:15CravitusAve: "I only know three of you, and I wouldn't call our relationships very healthy."
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk throws it away*
  • 12:15AmetrineskiesZik: OI!! Unhand that!!
  • 12:15Long TimeMario: Lurk, seriously KNOCK IT OFF.
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: GUYS!!
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sorry. Butterfingers.
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Can we all calm down, PLEASE?!
  • 12:15AmetrineskiesZik: ME CAAANEE! *trying to get at it, falling on top of Lurk*
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pushes Zik off him*
  • Lurk:WHAT THE-
  • 12:16Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ... Identified Atmosphere: Chaotic.
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Walks over and grabs the cane, annoyed* I think for once this would be a good time to listen to Thresh. >.<
  • (""for once""
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Walks toward the figures*
  • 12:16INVADER VEXThresh: Everyone, shut up! This is important... Lurk, be careful
  • 12:16AmetrineskiesZik: ...Thank ye, Mew.
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyLurk: *Antennae go up*
  • Lurk:...?
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Tosses it back to Zik*
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait..I know who these two are.
  • 12:16AmetrineskiesZik: *grabbing it, steadying himself with it* ...
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguyDarrz:?
  • 12:17AmetrineskiesZik: ..Ah, how so, mate.
  • 12:17Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh, really!?
  • 12:17INVADER VEXFigures: *back away from the light, looking nervous and surprised*
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Huh?
  • 12:17CravitusAve: "You'd think your mystery people would've said something by now," He remarked, working on an open panel on the robot.
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Takes out a flash light*
  • 12:17


  • 12:17Invader JibTark: Maybe they're not uh...the talkative type?
  • 12:17


  • 12:18INVADER VEXFigure 1: *mutters something to Lurk and then stands up all the way, shaking Lurk's hand*
  • 12:18Cravitus(just gonna assume the star wars reference flew over everyone's heads then)
  • 12:18Ametrineskies(yep
  • 12:18INVADER VEX(Nope.
  • 12:18Long Time(nah


  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 12:19Long TimeHatbot: They looks friendly..
  • 12:19INVADER VEX
  • the figure is very tall compared to lurk and is wielding, like the other, technology that by now should be ancient*
  • Thresh: Let's not make any assumptions... We don't know who- or what- they are...
  • 12:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh they're friendly.
  • 12:20AmetrineskiesZik: Oi.. knowin each other ah..?
  • Zik: ..Wholl turn them lights down maybe.
  • 12:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Really..
  • 12:21CravitusAve: "I... Honestly can't care more or less right now," He paused, and sighed in annoyance.
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk shines his flashlight on them*
  • 12:21Long Timelook*
  • 12:21Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *standing tall, confident*.. *eyeing the figures*..
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguy( the typo
  • (never again
  • 12:21Cinnabon Hearts(Flesh lights.
  • 12:22Long TimeHatbot: Soooo... what now?
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe flashlight reveals the figures*
  • 12:23Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ... Odd..
  • 12:24INVADER VEXThresh: ... Lurk, how do you know these two? Who are they...?
  • 12:24AmetrineskiesZik: Ye.. sames quest'in..
  • 12:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Mhm.
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Jib and Vex
  • 12:25YourFavoriteFangirl(TWIST PLOT
  • (---
  • Menami: ..EH?! *Her eyes widen*..
  • 12:25Long TimeHatbot: Cool..?
  • 12:25CravitusAve: "While I'd love to stick around and chat, anyone got a battery to spare?" He interrupted, still focused on BLU. "I have a robot to restart, and I don't feel like sticking around."
  • 12:25INVADER VEXThresh: Back from the dead? How?
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:Thety're alive.
  • They're*
  • 12:25AmetrineskiesZik: A-AH?! E-ey thought they weres familiar thoughts...
  • 12:25YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: S-So many months..
  • 12:26Long TimeMario: Eh.. oh, awesome.
  • 12:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Where have you two BEEN?! *Staring at them* And what's with the getups?
  • 12:26Invader Jibone figure: .....uh
  • 12:26Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ? ... *watching, having nothing to say*
  • 12:26INVADER VEXVex: *approaches the group, the five orange lights on his helmet spinning and whirring* It's... Complicated, to say the least
  • 12:27AmetrineskiesZik: Ey bet is a cool explana'tin...
  • 12:27YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: We've been finding so many people lately.. Now we've recovered everyone, finally. Complicated or not, I think we're all willing to listen.
  • 12:27INVADER VEX
  • they enter the atmosphere of the desert planet and it becomes very turbulent, knocking shipping containers and BLU around the cell*
  • 12:27Invader JibJib: I..uh..
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stumbles a bit*
  • 12:27INVADER VEXVex: Woah! *grabs a cell bar for stability*
  • 12:28CravitusAve: *Startled, unintelligible shouting as he is buried under the robot.*
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz gets thrown around*
  • 12:28YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ! *Stumbles back, holding onto Zik-*
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Weee
  • 12:28Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ! *activating a mode on his boots, they holding him down*
  • 12:28AmetrineskiesZik: Oi! Stop th'wind!! *slams cane down*..
  • 12:28Long TimeMario: EHY- *Falls over*
  • 12:28Invader JibJib: *falls over and hangs onto..something*
  • 12:29YourFavoriteFangirl(that something happens to be-
  • (..nvm im not gonna
  • (i cant do it
  • 12:29INVADER VEXVex: We, uh... We were actually blown up in a Meekrob base several months ago in a plot to capture my transdimensional portal technology, which was a plot that succeeded, and that's why we are here now.
  • 12:29Ametrineskies(zik: mmyes
  • 12:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yeah,but they're ok now.
  • 12:29Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ! *nodding, interested*
  • 12:30YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Gee! *Grabbing onto a wall, holding onto Zik* We're kind of crashing now, aren't we.. Great to have you two back though ._.
  • 12:30AmetrineskiesZik: oao;;
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyLurk: Well uh..
  • 12:30INVADER VEXVex: Yes, we were able to use some time residue to escape alive, but for the security of our mission, we couldn't reveal ourselves
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyLurk: I see you guys are all gonna die now right? Eh..well..
  • 12:30CravitusAve: *Panicked flailing, still crushed under machine, still only knowing Darrz and Mario.*
  • 12:31INVADER VEX
  • Even more rumbling starts as an alarm begins to scream above them in some upper corridor*
  • 12:31Cinnabon HeartsTensel: I Believe We Are In A State Of Danger..!
  • 12:31AmetrineskiesZik: YA THINK.
  • 12:32Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ? I Do Not Think In The Method You Do, I Simply Con-
  • 12:32INVADER VEX
  • a massive explosion knocks them all down as a hole is ripped in the bridge of the ship above them*
  • 12:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: DX
  • Menami: ..GAAAAH!!
  • 12:32Ametrineskies(PERFECT timing Cinn.
  • 12:32YourFavoriteFangirl(PERF
  • 12:32Invader JibJib: WAAH
  • 12:32INVADER VEXVex: *gets thrown into Thresh*
  • (so perfect
  • (wow
  • 12:32Cinnabon Hearts(*blushu*
  • 12:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • darrz gets thrown into Lurk*
  • 12:32CravitusAve: "-ACK!"
  • 12:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:-GET OFF ME!
  • 12:32AmetrineskiesZik: W-WHAAAH-
  • 12:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pushes Darrz off*
  • 12:32Cinnabon Hearts(*watching this meanwhile* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJXpgl_o9DQ
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy( no
  • 12:33Long TimeMario: *Screaming, falls over on Zik*
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy( the procrastination
  • ( IT HAUNTS ME
  • 12:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Face thrown into Zik's chest* ---
  • 12:33Invader JibTark: *stabs something into a surface to hang on*
  • 12:34INVADER VEX
  • a second warhead hits a chamber next to them, sending a chunk of molten metal into the reactor and blowing a huge hole in their cell*
  • 12:34AmetrineskiesZik: Oomf! ...
  • Zik: ...FFADGE EVERYTING. WHOI.
  • 12:34Long TimeHatbot: AAAAHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!
  • 12:34INVADER VEXVex: Agh! *gets sucked out of the hole in the wall along with everyone and everything else in the cell
  • 12:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ; ; wHY
  • 12:35Cinnabon HeartsTensel: I Believe Our State Of Danger Is Increasing!
  • 12:35AmetrineskiesZik: BE QUIET.
  • 12:35Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Shall I Activate Mute Mode?
  • 12:35AmetrineskiesZik: GGRAHAHH
  • 12:36CravitusAve: "I CAN BLAME ONLY DARRZ FOR THIS!" He hissed, using his PAK-jets to boost to BLU.
  • 12:36INVADER VEXVex: WOAH! *as they're falling* I have a parachute! I should be able to slow us down enough so that Zik can gap us to the ground without hitting it at the speed of sound!
  • 12:36Invader JibJib: Wait we're still alive? Ohh
  • 12:36Long TimeMario: *Still panicking, clings onto Zik*
  • 12:36INVADER VEXVex: Everyone over to me, QUICK!
  • 12:37Invader JibJib and Tark: *goes over to him*
  • 12:37INVADER VEX
  • Thresh and scythe dive down to where Vex is and lock onto his suit*
  • 12:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *TUGGING Zik by the arm and diving to Vex*
  • 12:37AmetrineskiesZik: A-ahk! Will do! > <; *tugged*
  • 12:37Long TimeHatbot: AHAAAAAAAA WE'RE PROBABLY STILL GONNA DIEEE
  • 12:37Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Yes, Sir! *diving to Vex*
  • 12:37INVADER VEXVex: Everyone get on or you WILL DIE
  • 12:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk and Darrz grab Vex*
  • 12:38Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Please, Do Not Panic. Danger Will Subside.
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk grabs him as well*
  • 12:38CravitusAve: "Could be home at Hobo 13, but noooo!" He hissed, ignoring Vex as he yanked an internal panel back. He continued, pulling out a rifle and a battery, and jabbed the latter down into the machine's circuits.
  • 12:38Invader Jiboh *jib and tark grab vex*
  • 12:38Long TimeMario: ..*diving with them*
  • 12:38INVADER VEXVex: *grabs the parachute cord and prepares to pull it*
  • 12:38AmetrineskiesZik: ! *preparing his gap*..
  • 12:38INVADER VEXVex: Everyone on?!
  • 12:38Long TimeMario: *grabs onto them*
  • 12:38Cinnabon HeartsTensel: I Am Of Attendance! *saluting*
  • 12:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I dont think the other guy is..!
  • Menami: Ave or something!
  • 12:39Cravitus
  • BLU twitched once, then twice, and suddenly bolted to life once more, yanking Averii to them and activating their thrusters, bolting up and away as they slowed.*
  • 12:39Ametrineskies(Tensel is the most chill thing
  • 12:39Cravitus(tl;dr Ave's gonna be fine, he's got a robot with rockets in it)
  • 12:39YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • (ok
  • 12:39INVADER VEXVex: *deploys the parachute, slowing them down to a survivable impact force before the chute rips* ZIK, NOW!
  • 12:40AmetrineskiesZik: ! *quickly summoning a large enough gap to pull in everybody above it*
  • 12:40YourFavoriteFangirl(BRB pause
  • 12:40Ametrineskies( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkpZ6K8r68
  • (fits.
  • 12:40INVADER VEX
  • they appear just above the ground, hitting it hard but survivably*
  • 12:41Cravitus(I was too slow on the draw quite a few times here, to my dismay)
  • 12:41Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Estimated Damage Levels Within Group - Mild To High. Is Every One Of Good Condition? Scanning Now. ^^
  • 12:42AmetrineskiesZik: QUIT being so CHILL.
  • 12:42Cravitus(Er, isn't Miz away right now?)
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • the parachute pieces float down to cover them from the scorching heat of the two suns*
  • (yeah, pause
  • 12:42Cravitus(They just said Brb, am I wrong?)
  • 12:42INVADER VEX(I was just giving some description, but yes
  • 12:42Cinnabon Hearts(Sowwy ;n; didn't see.
  • 12:42Cravitus(Alright.
  • 12:42Cinnabon Hearts(>n< *scared blush*
  • 12:42Ametrineskies(cinn stop being so gay
  • 12:43Cinnabon Hearts(aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 12:43INVADER VEX(Nooooooo
  • (jib has departed
  • 12:44Cinnabon Hearts( Me right now all like: http://media.giphy.com/media/1gbQIeNzZxcSk/giphy.gif
  • 12:44Ametrineskies(*pets* calm cin
  • 12:44Cravitus(Jib will probably be back)
  • (Probably)
  • (i dunno)
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:45INVADER VEX(Oh, yep
  • 12:45Invader Jib(chat froze sorry)
  • 12:45Ametrineskies(jeb stap leafing
  • 12:45INVADER VEX(Brb, gotta find something
  • ( pictures from either this scene or very soon: Should give insight as to what's going on... File:Alien from finale 2.jpg and File:Finale ship crash.jpg
  • 12:48Cinnabon Hearts(Ooh.. So detailed~! Sugoi~ owo;;;;;
  • 12:48Ametrineskies(cinnaboo
  • 12:48Cinnabon Hearts(*blushuhide* Uwa~ owo
  • 12:48Ametrineskies(AND THUS - Cinnajosh ship.
  • 12:48INVADER VEX(So yeah, that's what Vex and Jib look like in this scene.
  • ( and the other one is what the ship looks like
  • 12:49YourFavoriteFangirl(Brb
  • (*BACK
  • (wh
  • 12:49Ametrineskies(what
  • (WHAT
  • (WHAT SPRT OF SEIJA SPORT IS THAT
  • 12:50Cravitus(we can continueeee)
  • 12:50Ametrineskies(Seija in a chatroom: brb *talking right after* Reimu: but Seija: back *stops talking* everyone: whar
  • 12:50YourFavoriteFangirl(yeh
  • 12:51INVADER VEX
  • overhead, the ship continues through the air, one engine on fire and a huge hole in the side, until it smashes into the side of a mountain! blowing s
  • 12:51Long TimeHatbot: Yeah Tensel... I think everyone's okay.
  • 12:51Invader JibJib: Woah...
  • 12:51INVADER VEX
  • blowing sand up all over the place
  • 12:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >no Oh geez..
  • 12:52Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Scan Complete. You Are Correct, Hatbot. ^-^
  • 12:52Cravitus
  • Shortly After, Averii and BLU drift into sight, the former hanging from the latter's back as the continue to descend from above.*
  • 12:52Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Oh, A New Environment. Will Scan Now.
  • 12:52Long TimeHatbot: Oooooh :o! That was pretty.
  • 12:52MysteriousjillguyZeerk:What planet is this?
  • 12:52INVADER VEXVex: Look out! *a huge sand and smoke cloud rushes towards them, dead bodies and random metal in tow*
  • 12:52AmetrineskiesZik: Hhggjh--- *hiding behind Menami*
  • 12:52Invader JibJib: *Ducks*
  • 12:52YourFavoriteFangirl(when was zeerk here-
  • 12:53INVADER VEXVex: *jumps behind a sand dune*
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirl(or did i forget
  • 12:53Cinnabon Hearts(*shrug*
  • 12:53Long TimeMario: *slides over to the same sand dune Vex is behind*
  • 12:53Invader JibJib: Wait what am I doing *runs to find something to hide behind*
  • 12:53Long TimeHatbot: Er --- not so pretty anymore... heh
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ! *Creating a small shield with her PAK legs, protecting her and ZIk, kneeling down, eyes shut*.. NNGH..
  • 12:53CravitusAve: "BLU, drop!" BLU: "Yes, Commander!" *The Combat Bot cuts his engines, and suddenly touches down behind a nearby depression in the sand.*
  • 12:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's PAK shield activates*
  • 12:54INVADER VEXThresh: *jumps behind the dune, dragging scythe*
  • 12:54Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ... Oh, No... A Sand Drift. *delayed*
  • 12:54Long TimeHatbot: What about Tensel!? >n<
  • 12:54Cinnabon HeartsTensel: > <; Will Get To Safety.
  • 12:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: TENSEL! Over here, behind Zik.
  • 12:55Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *creating a shield for himself, jogging to Menami*.. Yes, Ma'am! *gets behind Zik*
  • 12:55INVADER VEX
  • the wave hits them, sand cutting their skin and getting in their mouths, the occasional body flying by*
  • 12:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk creates a metallic shield with his pak,it covers darrz*
  • Lurk:*Laughs insanely*
  • 12:55AmetrineskiesZik: ...Gghhh... *shivering*.. ...
  • 12:56INVADER VEXVex: Wow! I bet no one survived that crash...
  • 12:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Gahk..! >m<
  • 12:56AmetrineskiesZik: ORLY, ya thinks, mate?!
  • 12:56CravitusAve: "What kind of powerplant did that think have?!"
  • 12:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • A rock hits Lurk's shield,causing his shield to bounce him away*
  • Lurk:WH-
  • 12:56Cravitus(*thing
  • 12:56INVADER VEXScythe: *peeks his head over the dune, getting cuts all over his face* It tastes like pain...
  • 12:57Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ...Oh No... Damage Levels High. ;c We Should Get To Safety.
  • Tensel: Or, For A More Technical Term, Pain Levels. ^o^;
  • 12:57CravitusAve: "How big IS this wave, anyway?!"
  • 12:57Cinnabon HeartsTensel: I Approximate..uh.. Very Large.
  • 12:57Invader JibJib: *peeks up from a hole in the ground he found, then goes back down when his face gets cut*
  • 12:58INVADER VEX(jib has a helmet...
  • 12:58Cravitus
  • Sand begins to fill in Ave's crater-like depression, unbeknownst to him*
  • 12:58YourFavoriteFangirl(Jib: ...*goes into groundhog mode*
  • 12:58Cravitus(Yeah, I was wondering how that worked)
  • 12:58Invader Jib(oh oops
  • 12:58Cinnabon Hearts(Groundhog mode - Activate! ^^
  • 12:58YourFavoriteFangirl(xDD
  • 12:58Invader Jib
  • helmet cut
  • 12:59Mysteriousjillguy( I GTG
  • 12:59INVADER VEXVex: Looks like this wave is passing... We need to be on the lookout, though... Clearly someone on this planet wants us dead
  • 12:59Cravitus(curses)
  • 12:59Mysteriousjillguy( trfygubhn
  • 12:59Cinnabon HeartsTensel: .a. I Advise Travelling To Safer Way.
  • (Aw.
  • 12:59INVADER VEX(Augh, bye
  • 12:59Mysteriousjillguy( I can try to RP tomorrow
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirl(See ya Rokuu-Chaaan-
  • 12:59INVADER VEX(did you record it all?
  • 12:59Ametrineskies(sayonara rokuu-san
  • 12:59Mysteriousjillguy( Most likely my brother's gremlin friend weill be home
  • 12:59Long Time(Aww, lairght
  • (alright*
  • 12:59Mysteriousjillguy( will be not home*
  • ( by night
  • ( *
  • ( and yeah i recorded
  • ( we can continue tomorrow
  • 1:00INVADER VEX(Ok, cool
  • 1:00Long Time(Bye Lurk .w.
  • 1:00Mysteriousjillguy( bye
  • 1:00INVADER VEX(Bye
  • 1:00Invader Jibbye
  • 1:00Cravitus(Goodbye)
  • YourFavoriteFangirl("Mysteriousjillguy A rock hits Lurk's shield,causing his shield to bounce him away* Lurk:WH- "
  • (LOL
  • 11:59Ametrineskieswaht)
  • (I can just imagine
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(laughing too hard
  • 11:59Ametrineskies(Rock: *flies at Lurk's shield* *a split second pause before he gets rocketed across the planet* everyone: wE LOST HIM
  • 11:59YourFavoriteFangirl(Lurk: *Flying away* wHY
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy( rock:*demonic laugh*
  • (rock:nao i wil tak ovur urk four no rasin
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirl(omfg
  • (XDD
  • 12:01Cinnabon Hearts(Four no rasin?
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy( rock:hahaha!1!1 *flies away with darth vader with no explanation whatsoever*
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy( darth vader:the forced subplot is strong in this rp
  • 12:03Ametrineskies(:I I'm forced to say pls even though I already got the link-
  • (pls >'U
  • )tanks >'U
  • 12:03YourFavoriteFangirl(<3<3
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy( Forming Storm-Part sixsixsix
  • ( trell.png
  • 12:04Ametrineskies(#hotdamn
  • 12:04YourFavoriteFangirl(edgy
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy( damn as in damned to hell because 666 was in title no report cannot ban misti is abov the law ok
  • 12:05INVADER VEX(>_> Vex is skeptical...
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirl(k
  • 12:05Ametrineskies(Beat me at being skepitcal.
  • 12:06Cinnabon Hearts(...good luck, vex.
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy( misty is the law you cannot defeet the law-
  • ( llama
  • 12:06Ametrineskies(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyes
  • 12:06INVADER VEXYeah, I'm not even gonna run in that race @misty
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy[plotwist]
  • ( misty is a llama confirmed
  • 12:06Cinnabon Hearts(Her catchphrase is "no", there's no way-
  • 12:06CravitusSorry if I don't respond or seem to pay attention
  • Killing Floor 2 in progress
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy( finale is gonna start
  • ( krov
  • 12:07INVADER VEX(Yeah, I think you're in it...
  • Long Time has left the chat. 
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( no
  • ( bowser got him
  • 12:08Ametrineskies(*sees Mario leave* going to bed bye *shot*
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( y
  • ( *iso is waiting in bed,with scented candles everywhere*
  • (iso:oh hi
  • 12:08INVADER VEX(Lurk, how about no...
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy[jazz musik]
  • ( yes
  • 12:08Invader Jib
  • the bad guys or something get shot with a giant laser*
  • rp complete
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( ship confirmed
  • 12:08INVADER VEX(No. Never
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( iso:*crystalline kong face* bby
  • 12:09INVADER VEX(That's even worse than a Vex ship...
  • (Not much but it is
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy(nothati'mplanninganyfutureshipsoranything
  • [full volume inception]
  • 12:10Ametrineskies(*full volumes the full volume inceptin*
  • 12:10INVADER VEX(So, recently, autocorrect has actually been taking properly placed commas OUT of my sentences, so sorry if I'm missing commas
  • 12:10Cinnabon Hearts(save her.
  • Long Time has joined the chat. 
  • 12:10Ametrineskies(why would we worry about commas
  • 12:10Mysteriousjillguy( but what if the full volume was full volume in a full volume
  • 12:10Cinnabon Hearts(when they dont even use them.
  • 12:10Mysteriousjillguy[inception intensifies]
  • 12:10INVADER VEX(Idk, just sayin
  • 12:10Invader Jib(autocorrect gets more evil every day
  • 12:10Mysteriousjillguy( YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE FULL VOLUME
  • 12:10Ametrineskies(*eviler
  • (*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
  • 12:11Mysteriousjillguy( SO I GOT THIS FULL VOLUME IN THIS FULL VOLUME TO MAKE THE VOLUME LOUDER WHILE IT GETS LOUDER
  • 12:11Ametrineskies(LURK
  • (PLES
  • 12:12Mysteriousjillguy( wot
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirl(hey
  • (lurk x vex best crackship
  • (*flies into the sun*
  • 12:12INVADER VEX(Oh god no
  • 12:12Mysteriousjillguy( *sun splodes on contact*
  • lurk:PUT ON THIS BUNNY HAT AND KICK ME IN THE CROTCH
  • vex:never-
  • 12:13INVADER VEXVex: *jumps out a window
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( croch fetish confirmed
  • ( well uh
  • Long Time has left the chat. 
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( r we reddy to rp
  • 12:14INVADER VEX(Mario just disconnected, so... I guess not
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy(nonsense
  • ( mario shall escape the dangers of bowser dong expansion and save the acid mushroom kingdom
  • 12:15INVADER VEX(Hopefully
  • 12:15Ametrineskies(...wanna know what i ship lD
  • (.................|D
  • (.................................................|D
  • (vex x jib
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy( lets hope it ended like titani-wHAt
  • 12:15Ametrineskies(OTP.
  • 12:15Invader Jibhow did I know you were gonna say that-
  • 12:15Ametrineskies(O T P.
  • (JIBPLS.
  • Long Time has joined the chat. 
  • 12:15Ametrineskies(We are one D;
  • (Ohai Mario
  • 12:15Cinnabon Hearts(...what.
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( cravitus is scuttling on a beach somewhere trying to attract mates with his claws
  • 12:16Ametrineskies(*reads as "males"*
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(l o l
  • 12:16INVADER VEX( Lol
  • 12:16Ametrineskies(irkempire headcannons crav is gey
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( mr cravs is homosexual confirmed
  • 12:16Ametrineskies(*reads as "crabs"
  • 12:17Cravitus(?
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguycinnbob:can u feel it mr kravs
  • 12:17Ametrineskies(CRAV.
  • (WELCOME TO THE GAY PARTY
  • 12:17Cinnabon Hearts(.....can you feel it now.
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( so uh
  • 12:17Cinnabon Hearts(INSPIRATION. D<
  • 12:17INVADER VEX(I have an idea, let's RP...
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( is every1 reddy
  • 12:17Invader Jibimpossible
  • 12:17Cravitus(Going back to KF then
  • 12:17Ametrineskies(FOR BREADY.
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( nooo
  • 12:17INVADER VEX(NOOO, Crav, we need you
  • 12:17Invader Jiboh wait i forgot mario was here
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( krav
  • ( we need you at the krusty krab
  • 12:18Cinnabon Hearts(*eyebrow wiggling*
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( who will order cinnbob to make rainbow colored patties
  • 12:18Ametrineskies(cinnamon, the only man who can wiggle a singular eyebrow.
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( cinn is squilliam fancy pants
  • 12:19Ametrineskies(oh god no
  • 12:19Cravitus(krev is busy)
  • (Give krev time)
  • 12:19Ametrineskies(no.
  • (youve been given t i m e
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( its ok krav just imagine him in his underwear
  • 12:19Cinnabon Hearts(GOD.
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( underwear cinn.jpg
  • 12:19Cinnabon Hearts(*SKUTTLES AWAY*
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( OH NO HE'S HOTTTTT
  • 12:19Cinnabon Hearts(LUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
  • 12:19Ametrineskies(ogmdodfhdshkasdjfkdgfh
  • 12:19Cinnabon Hearts(#cannot.
  • 12:19INVADER VEX(Spongebob references intensify....
  • 12:20Ametrineskies(sugoi sugoi
  • 12:20Cinnabon Hearts(kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • 12:20YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDD
  • 12:20Cinnabon Hearts(Uuu, uuu, Rokuu-sempai kawaii desu ne!
  • 12:20Ametrineskies(i still ship you two
  • (i dont care if youre straight, lurk
  • 12:20Cravitus(I can't imagine them in their underwear, Lurk)
  • (They don't even have clothes)
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguy( WHAT IS THIS GIBBERISH THE LURK CANNOT ANIME HTEHWRHETHHJE^YRJRYJTJTYJT
  • 12:21Cravitus(Some of them don't even have skin)
  • 12:21Cinnabon Hearts(IDSHDKSHDSUHKFGJSHKSD
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy( chat:we're being pulled toward nearby weeaboo language words AND WE'RE GONNA GET CONVERTED IT'S GONNA HURT AND SOME OF US DON'T WANT TO BUT CAN'T RESISTDHRTJRYJYRUUUG
  • 12:22Cinnabon Hearts(RESISTANCE IS FEW TILES.
  • 12:24Invader Jibyeah lurk it's inevitable
  • 12:24Mysteriousjillguy( well tim to rp
  • 12:24INVADER VEX(Crav might still be not ready
  • 12:24Cravitus(another three minutes)
  • (Boss wave in just a sec)
  • 12:25YourFavoriteFangirl(crav is like me in the middle of a touhou game
  • 12:25Ametrineskies(I thought you'd gladly pause it though
  • (Usually I dont notice if youre playing a game
  • 12:25YourFavoriteFangirl(XD Tru
  • (It's usually when Im told to get off the compute
  • (r
  • 12:25Ametrineskies(Unless I notice 1 second slight delays in your usual timing in r e p l i es
  • 12:26CravitusI can't pause it
  • Killing Floor is six-player-co-op
  • 12:26Ametrineskies(o
  • 12:26Invader Jibsix player co op? I didn't think that was a thing
  • 12:27Ametrineskies(It sounds like a server game
  • 12:29INVADER VEXThey have six player co op in Destiny, and it's server based. Although this is probably a different kind of game
  • 12:29Invader Jibjust seemed kinda like an odd number for that
  • 12:29INVADER VEXYeah, I suppose...
  • 12:30Ametrineskies(hathats funny becase
  • (6 is
  • (an even number
  • (and
  • (you
  • Cravitus has left the chat. 
  • Cravitus has joined the chat. 
  • 12:30Cinnabon Hearts(please.
  • 12:30CravitusThere we go
  • Off of KF2 now
  • (So what were we doing, continuing the finale?)
  • 12:34Invader Jibyes
  • 12:34INVADER VEX(Yep.
  • 12:34Cravitus(also, outcome of game - http://prntscr.com/6y8xwn
  • (I got horribly blown up and gassed by a cyborg nazi scientist)
  • 12:35Ametrineskies(...cool.
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy( lol
  • 12:35Cravitus(Good times.
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy("crav's dead body"
  • 12:35YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:35INVADER VEX(You got blown up and then gassed? Seems like a waste of gas.
  • 12:35Cravitus(I got blown up and gassed at the same time)
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy( crav:*dies*
  • 12:36Invader Jibthat sounds painful
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy( "WASTED"
  • 12:36Cravitus(The gas chipped me down to low health, and then explosions killed me)
  • (I barely got to use my crossbow chainsaw thing)
  • 12:36INVADER VEX(That stinks
  • 12:36Cravitus(It's fun, but punishing)
  • (Alright, so the RP)
  • (We were at the part where the sand was being blown by a shockwave?)
  • 12:37INVADER VEX(yeah. So again, they are in the desert a mile or so away from the huge crashed ship
  • (If someone has the RP open, could they pAste in the last couple of lines?
  • 12:37Cravitus(Got it
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy( yeah and lurk was being defeated by a rock that's actually his evil twin brother from another multiversal dimensional omniverse wher evrty1 is evil and mcdonalds sells actual food
  • 12:38CravitusVex: Looks like this wave is passing... We need to be on the lookout, though... Clearly someone on this planet wants us dead
  • Tensel: .a. I Advise Travelling To Safer Way.
  • INVADER VEX (Augh, bye
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy( yeah thats where it left off)
  • 12:38INVADER VEX(Ok, thanks... Everyone ready?
  • 12:38YourFavoriteFangirl(Ye
  • 12:39Cravitus(Minor heads-up, robot character's appearance has been updated - latest?cb=20150325200654
  • (But yeah, ready)
  • 12:39Ametrineskies(>BLU >Has red accessories
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy( link:star wars music plays
  • 12:39Ametrineskies(*hands up*
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy(guard:we don't allow droids here
  • 12:40Cravitus(BLU: *Vaporizing Guard*
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy(ave:pulls out litesaber and 1 hit kos not hit miss ok
  • 12:40INVADER VEX(Looks a lot like a super battle droid with a crown, yeah... Cool though
  • 12:40Cravitus(Rip guard)
  • (So, who wants to start, then?)
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy( king nark was reincarnated as blu confirmed
  • ( "crown"
  • 12:41YourFavoriteFangirl(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WssKrx9Oj8
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy[dunn]
  • 12:41INVADER VEX(I guess I will start...
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy( yeh
  • 12:41YourFavoriteFangirl(^^^Video happens
  • 12:42Mysteriousjillguy( but y no smoke eryday green lightsabers
  • ( unsubscribed
  • 12:42INVADER VEXVex: *gets up on top of a dune and looks around* Looks like nothing for miles around... Except for the wrecked ship. I suggest we go there and assess the damage, and I may be able to figure out who fired that rocket, and where they came from...
  • 12:42Invader JibJib: ...D-did it stop
  • 12:42INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, you're clear.
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:When we find them can we rip out their organs?
  • 12:43CravitusAverii: "Right, I guess." He called, wiping the sand from his visor.
  • 12:43Cinnabon HeartsTensel: New Mission Recorded. May I Assist?
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pushes the rock off of him*
  • Rock:*demonic laugh*
  • Lurk:WHAT-
  • The rock rolls away*
  • Lurk:....e_o
  • 12:43CravitusAverii attempts to move, but suddenly...
  • 12:43INVADER VEXThresh: Well, let's move! Lurk, don't play with rocks...
  • 12:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Starting to stand up*..
  • 12:44CravitusBLU: "Sir, we're hip-deep in sand."
  • 12:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..That rock looked suspicious
  • 12:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:But-GRREUAGH fine.
  • 12:44AmetrineskiesZik: ..*groans, picking himself up with his cane*.. .. Meanin' we're gonna do senseless things fer.. whot exactly.
  • 12:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: o_o;
  • 12:44INVADER VEXVex: *walks over and pulls Averii out of the sand* Let's get out of here before we get baked by the suns...
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Can you speak english for a minute?
  • 12:45CravitusAverii: "Thank you. BLU!"
  • BLU pulls himself out of the sand with ease, and follows.*
  • 12:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..We're trying to escape, remember? *Staring at Zik*
  • Menami: <n>; It's not like we wanted into this mess.
  • 12:46Invader JibJib: *Looks around* Where do we walk exactly*
  • 12:46INVADER VEXVex: *starts walking towards the ship* Don't bother with PAK legs, you'll just sink into the sand. Not enough surface area
  • 12:46MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Walks over to the ship,covered in grotesque burns and cuts*
  • 12:46CravitusAverii: "I recommend we walk towards the smoke."
  • 12:46AmetrineskiesZik: ...Ya talkin to ME, SCRUB? *stares at Lurk*
  • 12:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Why would anyone try to put metal in sand anyways, unless it's a metal detector..?
  • 12:46AmetrineskiesZik: I AM speakin English, thank ye very mush.
  • 12:46INVADER VEXVex: I'd say that we are about a mile away. What do you read, BLU?
  • 12:47Invader JibJib: *walks towards the ship*
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Tugging Zik's arm, following the others*
  • 12:47Cravitus
  • BLU pauses, and his sensors twitch.*
  • 12:47AmetrineskiesZik: *grumbling, following Menami*
  • 12:47Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *walking next to Menami, looking around*... Once I Find Anything Crucial, I Will Inform Everyone.
  • 12:47CravitusBLU: "Sensors are sub-optimal, Invader. Readings are... Nonsensical."
  • 12:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..So. Are we on Tatooine, or what? I feel like there's gonna be aliens jumping out with lightsabers in a minute...
  • 12:48INVADER VEXScythe: *crawling alongside Thresh, staring up at him creepily*
  • 12:48CravitusAverii: "...What's a Lightsaber?"
  • 12:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:*chuckles* *Follows the others*
  • 12:48INVADER VEXVex: What? No... You should stop watching so much Earth television.
  • 12:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Weapon from a movie. ^^;
  • Menami: ...Well, knowing the admins
  • Menami: But okay
  • Long Time has left the chat. 
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy( your 4th wall breakage scared away mario
  • 12:49YourFavoriteFangirl(cri
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy( mario must be afraid of fictional characters coming to life
  • 12:49Ametrineskies(:U Too many fourth-wall breakings
  • (Getting kinda old
  • 12:49Mysteriousjillguy( *takes out menami doll and waves infront o mario* booooo
  • 12:49Cinnabon Hearts(say please
  • 12:50Ametrineskieswh))
  • 12:50Mysteriousjillguy( "stop lurk you're scaring him"
  • Long Time has joined the chat. 
  • 12:50Cravitus(Darn, be back in a moment)
  • 12:50Mysteriousjillguy( i have a feeling mario's internet is so crappy currently that he has no idea what's going on
  • 12:50YourFavoriteFangirl(I broke the fourth wall once Dont be so salty-
  • 12:51Ametrineskies(But they happen all the time-
  • 12:51Mysteriousjillguy( first there was thirsty
  • ( now there's salt
  • 12:51YourFavoriteFangirl(oh well
  • 12:51Mysteriousjillguy( lurk cannot generation
  • 12:51Cinnabon Hearts(I don't even want to know what "thirsty" means.
  • (I already learned what "tap" means.
  • (I don't want more.
  • (This society. >c
  • 12:51Ametrineskies(#count
  • 12:52Cinnabon Hearts(pleas.
  • 12:52YourFavoriteFangirl(labraan jaaaeemes
  • 12:52Invader JibJib: ...
  • 12:52Mysteriousjillguy( 20 years from now people will say every food item and topping along with the words "swagesome" and "totally ebola bruh"
  • ( ebola will replace swag
  • ( called it
  • 12:52YourFavoriteFangirl(kids at my school would be like
  • ("i'll take an order of deez nuts"
  • 12:53INVADER VEX
  • after several minutes of walking, they arrive at the crashed ship, a mass of metal and broken electrical components, nothing is even remotely salvageable upon first impression... There is a huge smoking hole in the engine, giving a glimpse into a devastated and blow out reactor room, and another hole right in the brig, the same hole they made their airborne escape from.
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( wait i think crav is still brb
  • 12:53INVADER VEX( oh, whoops
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( lemme check
  • 12:53Invader Jib(he was brb?
  • 12:53Cravitus(I'm back)
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( ok yeah
  • 12:53Cravitus(Had to take the quickest shower known to humankind)
  • 12:53Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh! That looks pretty interesting.
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( shower:i thought we had something special
  • ( shower:*catches on fire and explodes*
  • 12:54Invader JibJib: so uh
  • 12:54INVADER VEXVex: Be careful. The structure may still be settling and is very dangerous...
  • 12:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Wow.. it's totally wrecked.
  • 12:54MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Rekt
  • 12:54Long TimeHatbot: I wonder what happened.
  • 12:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Shut up.
  • 12:55INVADER VEXVex: Hm... Well we do know that our attackers came from the south. Both of the rocket hits are on the left of the ship, facing south
  • 12:55Invader JibJib: *steps towards the ship entrance*
  • 12:55CravitusAverii: "We established a south?"
  • 12:55INVADER VEXThresh: I'd say we were hit by an antitank rocket launcher... Looks like it
  • 12:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:What does south mean?
  • 12:55CravitusAve huffed, and walked forward with Jib.
  • 12:55AmetrineskiesTensel: ...*quietly scanning, this giving off no light*.. .. ..
  • 12:55CravitusAve: "Anti-tank rockets against a ship?"
  • 12:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Walks with jib*
  • 12:56Ametrineskies(Cinn: DANGnabbit
  • 12:56Cinnabon Hearts(I dont like two tabs. D;
  • 12:56Long TimeMario: *follows Lurk*
  • 12:56Ametrineskies(dwi.
  • 12:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Following along*
  • 12:56CravitusAve: "You'd think they would use something more suited to anti-ship duty, not that I'm complaining." Ave looked to the brig hole for a moment.
  • 12:56INVADER VEXThresh: They're designed to penetrate five feet of armor. Good enough against this junker
  • 12:56AmetrineskiesZik: ...*boredly following along* ...
  • 12:57MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*pops out of the ground infront of them*
  • 12:57CravitusAve: "Well, I guess it was 'take what you get' for them, then. Wonder what that tells us about their armament..."
  • 12:57MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Hi
  • 12:57Long TimeHatbot: Hey Mayo, what do you think about this whole totally-not-dangerous place that toooootally won't KILL US ALL.
  • 12:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..You don't like military talk, do you Zik?
  • Menami: ^n^;;
  • 12:57CravitusAverii: *Panicked noises, shockspear drawn*
  • 12:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk bursts out of the ground,with a mechanical drill on his back*
  • 12:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: !!!
  • 12:57Invader JibJib: Woah
  • 12:57MysteriousjillguyZeer:-?!
  • 12:57Invader JibJib:...Uhh who are you again
  • 12:57MysteriousjillguyZeerk*
  • 12:57CravitusAve: "SWEET MERCIFUL TALLEST!"
  • 12:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..The tallest were never merciful >n>
  • 12:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*His mechanical drill shapeshifts,retracting into his PAK*
  • Lurk:Agreed.
  • 12:58AmetrineskiesZik: ...Sugar honey iced tea.
  • 12:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: :U;
  • 12:58Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Greetings. *blinks, not seeming to mind this entrance at all*
  • 12:58INVADER VEXThresh: Hm... *looks at the damage, using a pair of binoculars to see the molten metal from the missile inside of the generator chamber* It looks like their warhead was fired from a fairly short range. It wasn't very big... Probably a shoulder fired launcher. Someone has great aim...
  • 12:58CravitusAverii calmed for a moment, then recomposed himself as he looked to Menami for a moment. Ave: "Well, maybe not. But don't let them hear you say that."
  • 12:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Y'know what's funny? The Irken Military is probably watching us right now with a hidden spy camera!
  • 12:59Invader JibJib: Hm so do we do something about this strange person or just continue walking
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Yeah. ^^; I should whisper.
  • 1:00MysteriousjillguyZeerk:I've been here the whole time on the ship what do you mea-
  • Darrz:THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
  • 1:00CravitusAve looked to Lurk for a moment curiously, then to Jib. Ave: "On the ship?"
  • Suddenly, something clicked in his head.
  • 1:00YourFavoriteFangirl(zik: big broitha is watchin everyone: who
  • 1:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz scratches a spybug attached to his spine under his shirt*
  • Darrz:*yawns*
  • 1:00CravitusAve: "The ship! BLU!"
  • 1:00AmetrineskiesZik: ...Eym not one fer mili'tery talk. =3= As much as ey'd blow things up on th'enemy side, I'm a "peace" kinda guy.. but nobody here cares.
  • 1:01CravitusBLU: "Yes, Commander?" Ave: "Find our ship!"
  • 1:01Long TimeHatbot: Maaaaayo *pokes Mario*.. are you listening or what? You're gonna miss some important stuff! *arm flail*..
  • 1:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I care. c: You know that.
  • 1:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:"Peace" Yeah sure.
  • 1:01Long TimeHatbot: "Peace kinda guy"...? *Giggles*
  • 1:01AmetrineskiesZik: ...*rolls eyes* ...Ey try.
  • Zik: ...Yeah nobody cares, eyll stop talking.
  • 1:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...^^;; He's alot more peaceful at home than he is here.
  • 1:01Long TimeMario: ..*Sigh* I'm just thinking about some things, Hatbot..
  • 1:01INVADER VEXVex: ... Can we get back to the topic at hand? I don't think you guys grasp the severity of our situation. We don't have many supplies, we don't have transportation, and someone here wants to kill us.
  • 1:01Cravitus
  • Averii and Blu cautiously ran inside, leaving the others.*
  • 1:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Hugs Zik*.. Calm it down, alright?
  • 1:02AmetrineskiesZik: =3= I am calm, jus' suicidal as usual.
  • 1:02Long TimeHatbot: Waaaait, since when was Zik suicidal?
  • 1:02Cravitus(I completely forgot about Ave's ship and how it was left in the hangar)
  • 1:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Well, don't kill yourself. We're gonna get married, remember?
  • 1:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk continues walking inside*
  • 1:02AmetrineskiesZik: *laughing* Yea.. I wouldn'.
  • 1:02INVADER VEX(It was probably completely destroyed if it was in the lower part of the ship.
  • 1:02Invader JibJib: *Looks around*
  • 1:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walking inside with the others*..
  • 1:02Long TimeMario: *follows Lurk*
  • 1:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: uvu;; I love you too much.
  • 1:03Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Suicide Is Bad For Your Health.
  • 1:03MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*eye twitch the minute Menami mentions the marriage* *Looks away from Zik and Menami as he does*
  • 1:03Cravitus(I don't need the ship itself to survive, it's just I left a couple of things aboard it that would have no reason to have been on Ave or BLU.)
  • 1:03INVADER VEXVex: *turns in his scanners and enters the ship, heading away from the group and into the bridge*
  • 1:03AmetrineskiesZik: ...:U
  • 1:03INVADER VEX
  • on
  • 1:03Long TimeHatbot: ..*Gasp* Maybe I should throw you surprise party, maybe that'd make you HAPPY! Eheheee..
  • 1:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk follows Vex*
  • 1:03AmetrineskiesZik: ..No.
  • 1:03Invader JibJib: *follows Vex as well*
  • 1:03AmetrineskiesZik: Eym not happy 'ere. -a-
  • 1:03Long TimeHatbot: Yeeeees.
  • 1:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:So Vexy? You think any of the cargo survived?
  • 1:04Invader JibJib: Probably not no
  • 1:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:..*grumbles*
  • 1:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Kissing him on the forehead quickly* Try and lighten your mood more, please? I don't want you always being upset when you're here.
  • 1:05INVADER VEXVex: Maybe, but we should travel light... Send Menami a message to look for basic supplies in the hangar while we salvage the flight data from the bridge
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:Anyway,what have you and the Jib been doing all this time? Hm?
  • 1:05Long TimeHatbot: Trust me you'll like it! I've thrown some amazing parties before... of course, nobody really showed up.... buuuut, the party had some awesome... eh.. chairs?
  • 1:05Invader JibJib: .....Stuff
  • 1:05Mysteriousjillguy(chairs:rolls away
  • 1:05AmetrineskiesZik: ..Mew, when eym around these idiots, eym always upset.
  • 1:05INVADER VEXVex: Well, we've been with you for the last couple months running around the multiverse, and before that... Yeah, stuff.
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*grumbles*
  • 1:05Long TimeMario: Wow, thanks for calling us idiots.
  • 1:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:...? Months..?
  • 1:05AmetrineskiesZik: ..Essept for like, a few people.
  • 1:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You know, ALOT of people here care about you.
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:Have we been gone that long?
  • 1:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Including Mario. So start appreciating that a bit more. *Frowns*
  • 1:06INVADER VEXVex: yeah, we were in that weird green tree place a lot longer than we thought
  • 1:06AmetrineskiesZik: I know 'nuff to count, and I count only like, 4 people who care.
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Oh..I see..
  • 1:06Invader JibJib: *looks at a watch* Wait we don't have watch-Yes.
  • 1:07Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, I care about you too! Even though.. you've almost killed me multiply times... and not to mention you always insult me... and yay... woohoo friendship...
  • multiple*
  • 1:07Cravitus
  • Averii continues to be somewhere in what's left of the hangar bay with BLU.*
  • 1:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Quietly*: Act a little nicer. You hurt people, and that's why they get mad at you.
  • Menami: If you don't do that, you won't end up with any friends..
  • 1:07AmetrineskiesZik: ..Well they hurt me kokoro.
  • 1:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: They're gonna keep hurting you if you don't act better.
  • 1:08INVADER VEXVex: *reboots what's left of the onboard computers and salvages as much flight data as possible having to shove many a corpse off of control panels and data ports
  • 1:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:So what's that "stuff" you mentioned?
  • 1:08INVADER VEXVex: What?
  • 1:09AmetrineskiesZik: Eyd rather not.
  • 1:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You're important here, just like anyone else.. *Stares at in thought* And I feel like, you're gonna become even more valuable to everyone and yourself in the near-future.
  • Menami: ..My intuition never lies.
  • 1:09INVADER VEXVex: *removes a small drive from a computer and puts it in his PAK*
  • 1:09AmetrineskiesZik: Doubt it, Mew. Ey ain valuable to much people here.
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:The other stuff you and Jib did.
  • 1:09Invader JibJib: That stuff..welll
  • 1:10Cinnabon HeartsTensel: *looking at everything, carefully listening and observing to everything*.. *though, he wouldn't be able to do much in this situation*
  • 1:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You're valuable to more people here than you think. ..Heck, you've saved a planet.
  • 1:10INVADER VEXVex: Oh, that's a story for another time. We should probably leave, since the reactor is in meltdown... Did I forget to mention that? *speaking very calmly*
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stares at jib and vex curiously,with creepy,noticeably thin eye shines*
  • 1:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I think that earned alot of respect from others.
  • 1:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:...WHAT?!
  • 1:10CravitusAverii: "-What do you mean, you detect rising radiation levels?!"
  • 1:10Invader JibJib: *eyes widen*
  • 1:10Long TimeHatbot: Awww come on Zik, you're a pretty cool person! The only person that hates you that's in this group... is probably Zeerk.
  • 1:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *Hears Vex* ..*Antennae twitch*
  • 1:11Long TimeMario: ...Um what?
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's eye shines become thinner,becoming almost like curved lines*
  • 1:11AmetrineskiesZik: ...Eym leaving right now.
  • 1:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Picking up Zik* PEP TALKS WILL CONTINUE LATER.
  • 1:11CravitusSuddenly, Ave and BLU round a corner onto the bridge, carrying two PAKs, yellow and green, respectively.
  • 1:11Invader JibJib: H-h-how do you deactivate the meltdown
  • 1:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: LETS GO.
  • 1:11AmetrineskiesZik: WAH-
  • 1:11INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, I guess I forgot to mention that... I got what I need, though, so maybe we should get out before our flesh is cooked right off our bones
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Hatbot..please don't put me into this...
  • 1:11CravitusBLU: "I mean, Commander, that the ship is going to explode."
  • 1:11Invader JibJib: GAAAAH WE'RE ALL DEAD *trips and rolls out of the ship entrance*
  • 1:11CravitusAve looked to the BLU, then the others.
  • 1:11Long TimeHatbot: OH suuuure, I'll let the guy who kidnapped me and forced me to ha- um, nevermind.
  • 1:11INVADER VEXVex: *nonchalantly walks out of the ship tossing the drive to himself
  • 1:11Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ...? Oh, Yes! I Forgot To Mention The Very High Danger Levels-
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sprinting out of the ship like a jackelope-*
  • 1:12CravitusAve shrugged, then ran off behind Vex with BLU.
  • 1:12Invader JibJib: YEAH THANKS @tensel
  • 1:12Long TimeMario: *Running, follows the others*
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:SCREW ALL OF YOU EXCEPT MENAMI-*High pitched voice* Sorri mummi boo boo,I gotta go~-BYE
  • 1:12Ametrineskies(abi
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk runs out of the ship,madly cackling*
  • 1:12Long TimeMario: ._.
  • 1:12Ametrineskies(how do i envision menami as a jackelope.
  • 1:12CravitusAve shot Lurk a glance, then looked to the ship as dread built in his stomach.
  • 1:12INVADER VEXVex: Ok... *regroups with the others* Anyone have cancerous tumors? No?
  • 1:12YourFavoriteFangirl(:'DDD sprinting like an olympic runner
  • 1:13Ametrineskies(better.
  • (no, abi
  • (she ran like a (GIRAFFE BECAUSE REASONS)
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy( must paste menami on a jackelope
  • 1:13YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 1:13Invader JibJib: As far as I know no..
  • 1:13AmetrineskiesZik: Wish ey did.
  • 1:13INVADER VEXScythe: I do but that's normal...
  • 1:13Long TimeHatbot: It's impossible for me to get one, soooo nope!
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Anyone notice Lurk is..creepier then usual?
  • 1:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: No you DON'T! *Regrouping outside, panting and slowing down*..
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Eh.
  • 1:13CravitusAve: "I don't know any of you, save for three."
  • 1:13Long TimeHatbot: Why's Zik so suicidal?
  • 1:14INVADER VEXVex: How about we talk less and run away a little more? Hm?
  • 1:14CravitusAve: "As for tumors, I'm hoping our famous species-wide durability will keep me from growing frail and dying any time soon."
  • 1:14Long TimeHatbot: Some weird thing happening because of those meds he takes?
  • 1:14AmetrineskiesZik: Because I hate 97.5% of things ere.
  • 1:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: He's just moody right now. *Reaching into her PAK, pulling out a bottle of pills*.. Take your medicine, Zik.
  • 1:14CravitusAve: "And as for running, yes. Very much yes!"
  • 1:14Invader JibJib: OH RIGHT-*sprints dramatically*
  • 1:14AmetrineskiesZik: Ey took them earlier, Mew.
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Runs from the ship,worriedly looking at Lurk*
  • 1:14AmetrineskiesZik: Remember?
  • 1:14CravitusAve and BLU take off behind Jib.
  • 1:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Somebody grab Lurk and make sure everybody's coming with us, alright?!
  • 1:14AmetrineskiesZik: *grabbing the bottle to read its sideeffects*..
  • 1:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Running off again*
  • 1:14INVADER VEXVex: *uses his in-PAK jetpack to boost up and ontop of a mountain*
  • 1:15AmetrineskiesZik: ...*slowly gives it back to Menami*
  • 1:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk appears behind Vex*
  • Lurk:*taps*
  • 1:15CravitusAve: "Did ANY OF YOU happen to check how long we had before that explodes?!"
  • 1:15Invader JibJib: No
  • 1:15Long TimeHatbot: A certain amount of time, that'll eventually run out.
  • 1:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *She's working up a sweat running, trying to catch up with the others*.. *Still carrying Zik and holding onto the bottle*
  • 1:15Long TimeHatbot: You're welcome.
  • 1:15CravitusBLU: "How pleasant."
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:We're lucky we didn't die! Hehe!
  • Zeerk stops,and looks at the ship from a distance*
  • 1:16INVADER VEXVex: Oh yeah.... We have two years until explosion. I just wanted to get you guys moving faster than a snails pace. We have work to do
  • 1:16MysteriousjillguyDarrz:IS IT GONNA SPLODE YET?! *Eating popcorn*
  • 1:16Long TimeMario: ...
  • 1:16Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ..*worried, flying next to Menami* Are You Sure His Intentions Are Normal?
  • 1:16MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AWWW
  • 1:16CravitusAve froze, and BLU slid to a halt.
  • 1:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...D<
  • Menami: Why, I oughta..!
  • 1:16Invader JibJib: *turns head slowly*
  • Jib: *Sigh* Okay where are we going now and uh
  • 1:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Slowing down, putting the pill bottle back in PAK*..
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yeah! Move faster YOU MORONS! Except you Menami..uh...here..uh..you can use my toilet rolls for a month..yeah.
  • 1:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Who's intentions, Tensel?
  • Menami: ...?? ^^;; Uhh, thanks..
  • 1:17CravitusAve shot Lurk another glance again, and BLU's single eye rotated to fixate on him.
  • 1:17Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Kiziklu's. ^^;
  • 1:17INVADER VEXVex: *focuses his visor looking south, trying to see any signs of civilization*
  • 1:17AmetrineskiesZik: *I Hate Everything mode initiated*
  • 1:17Long TimeMario: Lurk, could you stop? .-.
  • 1:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Zik. Look at me. *Setting him down with his cane*
  • 1:18AmetrineskiesZik: Ey wonna eat Lurk. >c
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Stop what? What am I doing?
  • 1:18Long TimeMario: Being a jerk to everyone but Menami.
  • 1:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Zik, LOOK at me.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:I haven't been a jerk to you have I? Uh,here have a cookie. *Hands a rotting cookie to Mario,infested with insects* Friendship n stuff.
  • 1:19Invader JibJib: *looks around*
  • 1:19Long TimeMario: ...
  • 1:19AmetrineskiesZik: *staring at Menami*..
  • 1:19CravitusAve sighed, and handed the loose PAK in his hands to BLU before he turned to look towards Vex.
  • 1:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..I want you to tell me what's bugging you. This is far off from your norm. Talk.
  • 1:19AmetrineskiesZik: Can I PUHWEEZE eat Lurk.
  • 1:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Glaring* Talk.
  • 1:19Long TimeMario: You know, I'm still kinda mad at you. Vok told me all the stuff you said at the bar...
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:..?
  • 1:19CravitusAverii: "See anything that'll get me off this planet faster?"
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:I don't remember that at all..
  • 1:20INVADER VEXVex: Urgh....... ok, I'm trying to be calm, but seriously... NONE of you grasp the severity of this situation! Your petty problems are meaningless if we are all dead by tomorrow! Just suck it up and get along until we can get off of this planet. We are moving south now. Get your act together or stay with the irradiated ship.
  • 1:20Long TimeMario: ....Suuuuure...
  • 1:20Invader JibJib: *walks south*
  • 1:20YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*Irritated groan on hearing Vex*
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz takes out binoculars backwards* Darrz:YES SIRRR
  • 1:20CravitusAve sighed, pointed BLU south, and began to march.
  • 1:20AmetrineskiesZik: Wholl, we kinda crashlanded in a kinda scary desert with kinda scary kinda existing people. And we kinda are surrounded by these guys.
  • 1:20INVADER VEXVex: *turns off his visor's scanner and starts walking
  • 1:20YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I think suicide is a LITTLE important.
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:If it helps us out of this situation. Sure.
  • 1:20AmetrineskiesZik: We's all gonna dieee. >c
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Staying quiet,following Vex*
  • 1:21AmetrineskiesZik: If we gonna die, throw me meds in th'foia maybe.
  • 1:21CravitusAve: "Oh, Irk, it's like I'm back in the Academy again."
  • 1:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Following*..
  • 1:21Long TimeMario: *Follows Vex*
  • 1:21Invader JibJib: Well to be fair, one person dieing is less than an entire group
  • 1:21INVADER VEXThresh and Scythe: *walk south after Vex*
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:Especially if it's Zikku.
  • 1:21Long TimeMario: ...Shut up, Lurk.
  • 1:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sighing, keeping her cool*.. Well, I kind of need him alive, you guys.
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I USED YOUR DESU LANGUAGE-
  • Lurk:AM I KAWAII NOW?!!?!
  • 1:22CravitusAve clutched at his antennae as Lurk shouted, and shot another stare at him - more a glare, actually.
  • 1:22Long TimeHatbot: NOPE! You're horribly atrocious as usual! Oh wait... that came out a little mean...
  • 1:22CravitusThen, he continued marching.
  • 1:22Invader JibJib: *Walks faster*
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Do you eveeenn knoww what that wurd meeaaanssss *Squeezes Lurk's cheeks*
  • 1:22AmetrineskiesZik: =3= Nobody but like, you and Mahyo care if I die, sooo. But I'll stop bein edgey fer now.
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:No I don't.
  • Lurk:I'll cut you.
  • 1:23Long TimeHatbot: *Cough* I care about you toooooooooo
  • 1:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Digging nails into his arm a bit*
  • Menami: There are more people than just us.
  • 1:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz lets go of Lurk's face*
  • Zeerk:....I care if you die....
  • 1:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I'm gonna break a blood vessel trying to cheer you up and end up screaming because you won't be nice. Act better before I do.
  • 1:23CravitusAverii: "BLU." BLU: "Yes?" Ave: "Get us further."
  • 1:23Invader JibJib: For an Irken you're lucky if you have one person care if you die frankly
  • 1:23INVADER VEXVex: Ugggh. *walks faster up by Jib* I liked it better when everyone thought we were dead... Less drama...
  • 1:24Cravitus
  • Ave hopped on to BLU's shoulders, and the two flew up over the group and out of earshot.*
  • 1:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:Drama is a part of life Vex. Why,that ship crashing thing was drama. THERE IS DRAMA EVERYWHERE!
  • 1:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: We love you, man. ..Everyone else in a non-homo way. Got that?
  • 1:24AmetrineskiesZik: *sigh*
  • 1:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why do you need to say "Non-homo"?
  • 1:25AmetrineskiesZik: *grabbing some colourful duct tape, tapes own mouth shut, keeps walking* = =
  • 1:25YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Because if I didn't, people would get fussed.
  • 1:25Long TimeHatbot: Naaah..
  • 1:25Cinnabon HeartsTensel: ? Maybe, If We Collide His Wrists Together, He Will Not Be Tempted To Initiate His Ill Intentions.
  • 1:26Ametrineskiesffff uffm.
  • 1:26Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Such Profanity. D;
  • 1:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...No, Tensel. I want him to calm down.
  • 1:26Invader JibJib: *looks in the horizon*
  • 1:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sighing*..
  • 1:26INVADER VEXVex: Everyone, quiet.... Look up ahead, a base! *theres a small entrenchment in the side of a mountain, a small communication center and checkpoint for what seems like a far larger military operation...
  • 1:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: When this is over, Zik, I promise.. I'm gonna take you to another buffet. > <
  • Menami: ..? *Looking over*
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Interesting..?
  • 1:27Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh, take me too!
  • 1:27Cravitus
  • Ave and BLU drop down near Vex, the Combat Bot's boosters cutting out.*
  • 1:27Ametrineskies"Unnecessary, Mew." *said in telepathy - only heard by her*
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Do they have any laser pigs?
  • 1:27Invader JibJib: Interesting..so we're not dead
  • 1:27INVADER VEX
  • Outside the base, there are several large spider-like creatures with four arms, each arm ending in a huge plasma cannon or carrying a tank-grade armor shield
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:YET.
  • 1:27CravitusAverii: "Those don't look Irken to me."
  • 1:27YourFavoriteFangirl"Well if you don't cheer up, any, I'm gonna have to! And get you better medication and pep talks."
  • "I can't take your stress."
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oooh spooky spider filth people.
  • 1:28INVADER VEXVex: I've seen these before... I don't know what they are, though
  • 1:28Invader JibJib: *narrows eyes* Well aren't you positive
  • 1:28YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ohh man..
  • 1:28CravitusBLU turned to the group behind. BLU: "Potential hostiles ahead. Recommend silencing your voices, before we take a plasma bath."
  • 1:28Invader JibJib: ..Are they hostile?
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyDarrz:What if they're irkens in suits at a costume party?
  • 1:28Long TimeHatbot: WELP. LET'S GO BLOW 'EM UP! ..*arm flail*
  • 1:28Cravitus(BLU: *Facepalm*)
  • 1:28INVADER VEXScythe: oooohhh, we saw these guys in that one place, remember! I was gonna eat you guys, but then I didn't!
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyDarrz:YAAAYYYY
  • 1:29INVADER VEXScythe: Good times, good times...
  • 1:29Invader JibTark: When was that..
  • Tark:...oh
  • 1:29YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Reducing her voice to a hushed whisper* And you honestly think it's a good idea to go over to possibly hostile creatures?
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sounds great Scythe. *wraps arm around* Those were the days.
  • 1:29Ametrineskies"This be real stressful, ya know. Near-death experiences aint nice. Eyd rather watch Norweg'in slow tv of a twain."
  • 1:29Long TimeHatbot: Alright soldiers, LESS TALKING MORE EXPLOSION GUN STUFF!
  • 1:29INVADER VEXScythe: I dunno.... Menami was there. Lurk was there, Mario too.... And we were in some bunker, and I ALMOST KILLED EVERYONE
  • 1:30CravitusAve: "Someone's gonna have to get me up to speed some time, but not now..." Ave unslung a rifle from his back, and lay prone on the sand.
  • 1:30YourFavoriteFangirl"I know, but I need you to calm, soon.. I can't concentrate on helping you AND the others if you keep stressing me out."
  • 1:30Long TimeMario: *Sigh*... I remember that, Scythe.
  • 1:30INVADER VEXScythe: yeah ya do! It was a party
  • 1:30Ametrineskies"Then jus' help the rest of em, Mew."
  • 1:30Cravitus( File:LaceratorCarbineC.png - Rifle
  • 1:30Long TimeHatbot: Oooooh! *frantically pokes Ave* Who are ya gonna shoot? WHO ARE YA GONNA SHOOT!?
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:Shoot Zik. Please-
  • 1:31CravitusBehind his helmet, Ave's eye twitched as he resisted the urge to commit friendly fire, and stared intently at the unknowns.
  • 1:31Long TimeMario: Lurk, you need to be quiet.
  • Mario: Seriously, shut up.
  • 1:31CravitusAve: "Yes, please."
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyDarrz:YAYYYYY! VIOLENCE!
  • 1:31INVADER VEXVex: *unfolds a sniper rifle from his back and zooms in on the base, lying next to Ave* Don't shoot yet... We need to get a good look at their combat abilities
  • 1:31YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >n<
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:*laughs*
  • 1:32CravitusAve: "Right. Unlike some people, I remember my training..."
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Takes out a new gun he created*
  • 1:32CravitusAve glanced to Darrz for a moment, then back to the figures.
  • 1:32Long TimeHatbot: What the heck are you talking about Averii? "Yes please" ISN'T A PERSON! Silly Averii *giggles*...
  • 1:32AmetrineskiesZik: ..*muffled groan* ...
  • 1:32Invader JibJib: *pulls out laser pistols*
  • 1:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Taking out her standard rifle she always carries around.. she'd take out something better if needed*
  • 1:32INVADER VEXVex: Hm.. Three guards posted on the ground, five in a command deck... Looks like two high ranking officials... Who knows how many inside, though
  • (brb
  • (pause, real quick
  • 1:33Cravitus(Got it)
  • 1:33Invader Jib(oh good i needed to as well brb
  • 1:33Cravitus(Lurk, record it for great justice)
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy( brb plauge
  • ( for justice!1111
  • ( THE RECORDING NINJA NEVER SLEEPS
  • 1:34Cravitus(meanwhile krev will continue to listen to his assorted krev themes as he awaits stuff)
  • 1:34Mysteriousjillguy( OTHER WORDS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH NINJAS YEP
  • 1:34Cravitus(and laments over missed opportunities)
  • INVADER VEX( this happens here: File:Alien from finale 2.jpg
  • 1:35Cravitus(I imagined so.)
  • 1:35INVADER VEX(those two are Vex and jib
  • 1:35Invader Jib(back
  • 1:35Cravitus(Hey Vex, just a quick question)
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy( its chewbecca in a suit
  • ( twistplot
  • 1:35INVADER VEX(Yes
  • (with four arma
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy( lurk:CHEWY! NO-
  • 1:35INVADER VEX
  • arms
  • 1:35Cravitus(How effective would superheated metals fired at extreme velocities be against them?)
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy(alien:*weird gurggling*
  • 1:35Invader JibJib: *mumbles* Those things are lot scarier upclose
  • 1:36Cravitus(Need to know for reasons of how Ave's weaponry acts.)
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:I've seen nightmares scarier then them. They were spooky and stuff.
  • Darrz: I can't have dreams anymore at all.
  • 1:36INVADER VEX(If it hits their shield, useless. If it hits them, probably pretty effective
  • 1:36Cravitus(Good to know.)
  • 1:37Long TimeHatbot: Oh, cool... I wonder what it's like to dream.
  • 1:37CravitusAve: "Hmph. Ugly situation, ugly targets, ugly condition."
  • 1:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk's PAK opens,revealing a robotic cannon of some sort*
  • 1:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Tugging Tensel over*
  • 1:37CravitusAve: "That's a whole lot of ugly."
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ugly people-
  • 1:38Cinnabon HeartsTensel: Yes, Ma'am?
  • 1:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Tensel, listen for a second, mk?
  • 1:38INVADER VEX(Maybe an arm shot or a leg wouldn't kill, and they'd keep fighting because they are genetically enhanced to resist pain, but a headshot or vital organ shot would kill
  • (Darn, I gtg...
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( eecchhh
  • 1:38Invader Jib(oh bye
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( eh
  • 1:38INVADER VEX(Sorry
  • 1:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: We're probably gonna end up running into those creatures up ahead.. *Points to the base with the aliens* I want you to help us out fighting if needed.
  • (aww ok
  • 1:38Long Time(bye
  • (Ok start
  • "LAST TIME ON IRKEN CONQUEST"
  • Horrible tentacled octopus demon:SKREEE Lurk:GO ON WITHOUT MEEEE

Darrz:Wait Im getting a promotion for all of this,right thresh?

*The horrible squid octoctopus thingy grabs darrz and zeerk,and then jumps into a flaming portal to hell,holding lurk as well*

*the portal closes*

    • 9:20

Cravitus Averii: "...So we've only got eyes on eight of these four-armed freaks, then?" ** (It begins and I have no idea, Lurk) ** 9:20 Mysteriousjillguy (just wondering ** 9:20 Long Time Hatbot: Yuuup. ** 9:20 INVADER VEX Vex: So far. There aren't many windows on this base, though. ** Vex: Could be dozens. ** 9:21 Invader Jib Jib: *Looks around* ** 9:21 Long Time Hatbot: I'd imagine they have a whole army, or somethingggg like that. ** 9:21 Cravitus Ave: *Glances down to his railgun for a moment* Ave: "Well, I can only wish for more firearms than this." ** 9:22 Ametrineskies Zik: ... ... *staring at Menami* ... I don't want to be here? Is that an option? ..Guess no. o.o ** 9:22 INVADER VEX Vex: Well whether we wanted or not, we need to get through at this junction... Otherwise we will die out here ** 9:22 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ...Well, I kinda need you.. ** 9:22 Cravitus Ave: "You got a plan of attack, Invader?" *Nodding to Vex* "Because This trigger finger's itching." ** 9:22 INVADER VEX Vex: Yeah, I think I have a plan. ** 9:22 Long Time Hatbot: TOO BAD, you're gonna fight with us. Even though we're probably all gonna die... you still haaave to fight with us. ** 9:22 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*huff* ... ** 9:22 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: >.<; It shows you're needed. ** 9:23 Ametrineskies Zik: Great optimism, Bot. ** 9:23 Invader Jib Jib: Now come on, we're not all gonna die...i think ** Jib: At least five of us will survive, probably ** 9:23 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: I Believe The Death Rate Here Is Low As Long As A Good Plan Is Created And Launched. ** 9:24 Long Time Hatbot: And one of those probably won't be me... weeeeellll I am known to dodge the impossible, from random luck... ** 9:24 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: I Assume You All Are A Good Team....... ** 9:24 Ametrineskies Zik: Yer just a hat... ** 9:24 Cravitus Averii attempted to ignore the chatter behind him Ave: "BLU, can you scan through that thing?" BLU's antennae shifted a bit. BLU: "Sensors still scrambled. Apologies, Commander." ** 9:24 Long Time Hatbot: Yuup, and? ** 9:24 Ametrineskies Zik: ... ** 9:24 INVADER VEX Vex: ok... Well... These things look powerful, but we have the element of surprise, and I want to keep it. I see a sensor array at the top of that hill. If we can cripple that, whoever is in charge here may not see us coming until it's too late. ** 9:24 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Robots can't die..? ** 9:25 Long Time Hatbot: .-. ** 9:25 Cravitus Ave: "Sensor array, huh? What payload should we use to crack that?" ** 9:25 INVADER VEX Vex: Maybe we can access their sensor grid and get BLU inside their sensor systems. ** 9:25 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: It Is A Relief To Know Robots Cannot Die. They Simply Become Inactive. Still, It's Relevant To The Term. ... ** 9:25 Cravitus Ave: "Right then. BLU, you heard the man!" ** 9:25 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Looking to Vex*.. Tensel could probably help with that- ** 9:25 Invader Jib Invader Jib: It's because they weren't alive in the first place..*narrows eyes toward sensor thingy* ** 9:26 Cravitus BLU's eye shifted to Vex. BLU: "Awaiting your signal, Invader." ** 9:26 INVADER VEX Vex: I can access their grid from any set of terminals hooked up to their power source, wherever that is... BLU, do you see any high levels of radiation? If I can find a terminal, I can get you in and lock them out ** 9:27 Cravitus BLU's gaze didn't shift. BLU: "My sensors are still in disarray, though there is a radiation bloom within the compound." ** BLU: "Where is unavailable at this time. Apologies, Invader." ** 9:28 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: > o;... ** Menami: *Looking to Tensel*.. ** 9:28 Long Time Mario: Uhg... I have a really REALLY bad feeling about this place. Like it's gonna be a lot worse then we think. ** 9:28 INVADER VEX Vex: Hm. We need to get up to that sensor array and get you in manually. Follow me. The rest of you, stay here and cover us if anyone gets spotted. ** 9:29 Cravitus Ave: "Such is life, Mario," He sighed, and dug in. ** BLU nodded, and straightened up a bit ** 9:29 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Alright..\ ** 9:30 Long Time Hatbot: Ooooh, yay! We get to sit here and do ABSOLUTELY nothing!? Well, nothing for me, at least.. ** 9:30 Ametrineskies Zik: ... *crossing his arms* .. Hooray. ** 9:30 INVADER VEX Vex: Oh, and don't let them sound any alarms. We should get them offline, but we don't want the whole planet knowing we are here *digs into the sand with PAK legs and sneaks along the dune* ** 9:31 Cravitus Ave: "That we don't..." He echoed.

BLU dropped onto all fours, and began to follow Vex. ** 9:31 Invader Jib Tark: *Looks around with random binoculars* ** Tark: ..Looks like there's absolutely nothing on the horizen ** 9:31 Cravitus Ave: "Well, that's good to hear, Elite." ** Ave: "Let's make sure it stays that way for now." ** 9:32 INVADER VEX Vex: *makes it behind the array* Alright BLU. I need to get you into their feeds. Do you have an auxiliary sensor Input anywhere inside of you? ** 9:32 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Sitting down*.. Geez.. I guess I don't have much of a use here. ** 9:32 Cravitus BLU: "I have a variety, Invader," A spike shot out of one of BLU's fists. ** 9:32 Long Time Hatbot: Hmmmmmm, maybe we should tell some stories while waiting! *Smile*.. I bet you guys have some GREAT stories! ** 9:32 Cravitus Ave: "Everyone's got a use. The trick is finding it." ** 9:33 Long Time Mario: No... not really. ** 9:33 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Eh, you think so..? ** 9:33 Cravitus From BLU's fist-spike sprouted a variety of small tendrils, searching for something to connect to. ** 9:33 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: That's a philosophy I've never heard. ** 9:33 Ametrineskies Zik: ..Is a pretty cliche philosophy, Mew. ** 9:34 Cravitus Ave shrugged. Ave: "It is what it is. Technically applies to everything, actually." ** 9:34 Ametrineskies Zik: Though, most of th'most cliche stuff is true. ... We don' take it seriously b'cause of how common it is. Mm. ** 9:34 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Nodding*.. ** 9:34 INVADER VEX *Up above the group, Vex is digging in the array's electronics and rigging an input for BLU.* Ok, I found the terminal. Plug in here, and their systems will go down. We won't have much time before they realize it. ** 9:34 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: Everyone Here Is Very Smart. ^^ ** 9:35 Long Time Hatbot: Weeeell, I don't have a use for anything, really. Hatbot: Except maybe watching piles after piles of noir films. ** 9:35 Cravitus BLU nodded, and kneeled down near the input. The wires snaked into the terminal. ** BLU: "I'm in." ** 9:35 Long Time Mario: *Sigh*... I just can't wait to go home after this. ** 9:35 INVADER VEX Vex: *slides halfway down the hill and draws his gun* ** 9:36 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: I'm gonna take a nap later. uou; ** 9:36 Cravitus Ave suddenly went rigid, and snapped his rifle up towards the facility. ** Ave: "It's about to get loud!" ** 9:36 INVADER VEX *Two of the aliens on patrol start yelling about something, and they suddenly look up at BLU and Vex, barking into their radios* ** Vex: Great, ** 9:36 Invader Jib Jib: Uh *moves guns in that direction as well* ** 9:37 Cravitus Ave's trigger-finger worked quickly, and a hypersonic metal spike made it's way toward one of the guards. ** 9:37 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok, here we go! ** 9:37 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Moving her gun there, slightly shaking*.. ** 9:37 INVADER VEX Vex: *shoots a few shots at the aliens, taking one down* ** 9:37 Cravitus BLU: *Growling noises as they sprout all kinds of weaponry* ** 9:38 INVADER VEX Vex: *slides all the way down the hill* ** 9:38 Cravitus Ave leapt over the dune's crest, and slid down, firing again at one of the guards. ** 9:38 INVADER VEX *The guard blocks Ave's shot with his shield and runs at the group* ** 9:38 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Do I haaave to..... ono ** 9:38 Cravitus Ave: "INCOMING!" ** 9:38 Long Time Hatbot: Um, yeah. You kinda do.. ** 9:38 Cravitus Immediately after, Ave soon sailed back over the dune, hissing angrily. ** 9:39 Invader Jib Jib: *Shoots a couple of the attacking gaurds* ** 9:39 INVADER VEX *the guard is joined by another one, both of them shooting at the group from behind their shields* ** 9:39 Long Time Hatbot: Use your magical laser powers! I don't know the actual name for them, but whatever. ** 9:39 Cravitus

Meanwhile, BLU began to rain a hail of plasma and lasers towards the attackers, and nailed one in the back. ** 9:39 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: !! *Shooting at the guards* DX ** 9:39 Cravitus Ave scrambled to his feet, and pulled the rifle back up. ** 9:39 Invader Jib Jib: *Crouches to avoid gunfire and shoots one of the gaurds in the direction of the head* ** 9:40 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: ! *he stood, activating mini rocket-launchers from his arms, firing at the enemy* The Enemy Is Very Strong - Do Be Careful And Be Mighty, All! >.O ** 9:40 INVADER VEX Vex: Jib, On your right! *runs in front of a guard as it hits it's shield on the ground, knocking Jib away* ** 9:40 Cravitus Ave: "Watch it!" Ave pulled the trigger once more, and fired once more at the oncoming aliens. ** 9:40 Invader Jib Jib: WOAH- ** Jib: *tumbles and gets back up* ** 9:40 Long Time Mario: *Staying back and avoiding the gunfire*.. Hatbot: Mayo, aren't ya gonna do something..? ** 9:40 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: Ono;; ! ** 9:41 INVADER VEX Vex: Agh! *fires a shot at the alien, swinging the blade of his rifle into the alien's arm* ** 9:41 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Going to cover Tensel and Zik.. crouching and firing* ** 9:41 INVADER VEX *the guard drops his shield and clutches his arm* ** 9:41 Invader Jib Jib: *Aims a bit more closely, and shoots the alien in the head* ** Jib: *Backs up* ** 9:42 Ametrineskies Zik: *gripping his hoverboard, sitting on it still just above the ground*.. *grabbing his own laser-gun, attempting to fire toward the chests* ... ** 9:42 Cravitus BLU suddenly rocketed down on the other guard, rockets screeching as it slammed the thing to the sand. ** 9:42 INVADER VEX Vex: Alright.... Well, I think we lost the element of surprise... *six more soldiers stomp out of the buildings* ** 9:43 Cravitus BLU: "AFFIRMATIVE." BLU smashed an interface spike into the other guard's helmet, just to make sure. ** 9:43 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: The Element Of Surprise Wears Off As Quickly As It Comes, Sir! Strength And Strategy Matter Best. ** 9:43 INVADER VEX Vex: BLU, are you in their systems yet? Do you have their troop movements in your databases? ** 9:43 Invader Jib Jib: Right..*stabs one of their arms with his sword, and slides over* ** 9:43 Cravitus BLU: "Affirmative," They repeated, and turned, sprouting weapons again. ** 9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: *pulls out a grenade and tosses it into the group, blowing up three and sending shrapnel into two more* Good. ** 9:44 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: !.. ** 9:44 INVADER VEX Vex: How many are at this outpost, then? ** 9:45 Invader Jib Jib: *Looks at the other gaurds* I wasn't exactly keeping track but ** 9:45 Cravitus BLU: "Eighteen stationed at all times. However, there were mentions of a 'portal' of some sort, and unintelligible data. Further analysis needed. There may be more." ** 9:46 INVADER VEX Vex: Ok, let's just hope they don't send in reinforcements. With their systems off, that shouldn't be a problem. ** 9:46 Cravitus Ave: "Yeah, uh, can we start shooting the freaks now? I think they're angry." ** 9:46 Invader Jib Jib: I thought we were already doing that ** 9:46 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: ...Weren't we? ** 9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: ...Woah man, we ain' shootin at some'in we already are. ** Zik: Nice mind blowin. ** 9:47 INVADER VEX Vex: Yes, but we should mount an assault into the base soon. *blasts another alien in the face* ** 9:47 Ametrineskies Zik: Git yer head back t'gether, stupid! ** 9:47 Cravitus Ave: "That's what I meant," He sighed. ** Ave: "Though by soon, I hope you mean in the next few seconds." ** 9:48 INVADER VEX Vex: *Looks through his gun's scope: there are two aliens peeking around the doorway looking at them and waiting for them to come* ** Invader Jib has left the chat. ** 9:48 Cravitus He eyed the injured pair of guards by the gate for a momen- ** (Jib, you sack of fleshhhhhh ** 9:48 Ametrineskies (owo ** 9:49 INVADER VEX Vex: *pulls out another grenade and tosses it right inside the doorway* ** (ugh, darn ** 9:49 YourFavoriteFangirl (vex: NO SCOPE ** Invader Jib has joined the chat. ** 9:50 Invader Jib blame wikia chat) ** 9:50 Cravitus Ave: "Should we take prisoners?" He eyed the two injured, shrapnel-ridden guards from the previous wave as they lay by the gate. ** 9:50 INVADER VEX Vex: ...No. ** 9:50 Cravitus Ave's rifle cracked twice. ** Ave: "Take no prisoners, affirmative." ** 9:51 Mysteriousjillguy ( que Splosion ** 9:51 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: I don't think we need more of a heavy load than we already have, Averii. ^^; ** 9:51 Cravitus Ave glanced at the smoke wafting out of the gates. ** 9:51 Mysteriousjillguy (Averii:shades ** 9:51 Ametrineskies (^ ** 9:51 YourFavoriteFangirl (XD ** 9:51 INVADER VEX Vex: *steps over a dead alien and into the blasted open, blood spattered doorway* Follow me, everyone ** 9:51 Ametrineskies Zik: ...*hovering over* ... ** 9:51 Cravitus Ave nodded, and marched after, with BLU right behind him. ** 9:52 Invader Jib Jib: *follows* Tark: *follows* ** 9:52 YourFavoriteFangirl Menami: *Walking after* ** 9:52 Cinnabon Hearts Tensel: *he follows, taking a look at his surroundings better* ** 9:52 Long Time Mario: *Follows*.. ** 9:52 Cravitus Ave paused, and kicked one of the corpses defiantly. Ave: "And it was my day off today, too..." He growled. ** 9:52 INVADER VEX Vex: *comes around the corner and fires twice, and a deep thud is heard* This way. ** 9:52 Cravitus Ave shrugged, and continued to follow, his rifle half-raised.

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